/cow/ - Lolpigs

good post, have a bump

MODS, STICKY THIS

>>193945

This, except you left out being entertaining.

I blame the tumblr farms for the recent influx of bullshit threads, the children there now have no idea what a cow is and they inevitably bring their bullshit here as well.

>>194089

Thanks. Feels good man.

>>194095

I did put funny for all the wrong reasons, but yeah, entertaining is definitely a requirement.

Okay, forgot to add one more thing:

Bring the fucking cocks. Lots of it. Hard to laugh at someone without knowing why they're funny.

>>193945

i dunno if this is referring to >>194096

or >>193567

but I did try to give as much information as you can possibly get off one terribad screenshot series and one log.

Those're the only two threads that look new to me.

I just couldn't believe what an incredible sperg that owner is for a chan. He just started it up and he's already flailing around in moot-tier flareups.

I can't imagine what that site will look like in a few months. Comes right out in a chan chatroom and says he 'can't handle drama.'

Well, nice job painting a target on yourself fucko.

no

actually

what this is like, is more like a standard normie weeb forum flareup. Come to think of it nothing ever made jewt or cripplekike flareup this way. And if moot was pissed he would resort to 'le ironic non-caring trolling'

oh christ I can't fucking believe someone like this wants to own a chan.

I hit a brick wall on the second horsefaggot, normally these types throw all their information out there like the first one, about as shameless as furfags, but that guy is more invisible than half of the other 8chan rando board owners.

(definitely not as visible as the top 10 BO faggots)

I'm thinking he's not kidding when he said he was pegida, you jus about have to be doing something else 24/7 irl to have that little a presence.

Seems like the only thing he does that left a trail was sign up for contests and forget to delete the accounts after.

>>194153

I was more referring to the trend of people posting threads about SJWs or that one thread about Miiverse. You did good, though, anon. You provided evidence for chimpouts. But, for future reference for screenshots, I'd get Gyazo.

>>194156

ah, alrite.

I never used gyazo before. I presumed that site was just another plain old image host.

Does it let you crop upon upload too?

I'm usually on a laptop so I don't bother to get fancy.

yea I think we must have a lot of noobs coming in from somewhere. Probably because 8chan's in the news again due to /pol/.

They're just like "oh, is this board for fucking with people? Kids're easy targets, let's fuck with kids."

>>194162

I never thought there were people who could be triggered by a lack of rules but there you go.

"hey guys this isn't funny anymore can't we do something else?"

"ROOOOOOOLCOCK"

"why do you reply to every post in this as a new thread? Pls stop."

"ROOOOOOOLCOCK"

etc etc and so forth.

some retarded niggas just can't handle true anarchy

I can't imagine how some of them function irl, they must be like that mikee or mikehirtes chap (both mikes are equally stupid) and basically sit at home on disability being paid to shitpost.

>>194156

oh I forgot to mention those weren't my images, I just took them off a stealthbomb. Just the way you phrased "I'd get Gyazo" made me confused.

>>>/pol/4548594

you'll have to excuse my inebriation and forgetfulness, my mother moved back to her hometown of Sélestat last year and I'm really fuck'n worried right now.

>>193945

You forgot a minor detail: Does this person leave a paper trail online? I mean the guy who made the thread about me would ordinarily qualify as a cow since he fits at least three of the four characteristics, but since unlike myself (who is too lazy to take the trip off because that would mean putting it back on) he stays anon, it's hard to track and observe his posting habits for a thread.

>>194231

That guy definitely qualifies as a cow. I mean, that one ID alone accounted for 1/3 of the thread.

>>194162

I don't get this whole /intl/ thing. Seems like the people who keep on raiding a dead board are bigger cows than the people who used to go there.

>>194232

eh to be fair all the retard normie feminitz don't hang out in any real tech segments of plebbit.

Hotwheels probably treated reddit like a second wizardchan and never met any of the 99% that was cancer.

>>194258

Oh man, you should see the /pol/ thread, it really is something special.

Good list. I also made a few things of my own to help add on to it.

Does this person:

Complain about everything?

Boss his friends around?

Demand things but never works for them?

Have an overly strong passion or desire in the thing he demands and wants.

Get easily Manipulated?

Do hilarious, cringe-worthy things when manipulated?

Always tries to prove himself right without any logical claim?

Is this person.

Lazy?

Generally a bad person with many flaws?

Blind from reality?

Live with his own retarded form of logic?

Good list. I also made a few things of my own to help add on to it.

Does this person:

Complain about everything?

Boss his friends around?

Demand things but never works for them?

Have an overly strong passion or desire in the thing he demands and wants.

Get easily Manipulated?

Do hilarious, cringe-worthy things when manipulated?

Always tries to prove himself right without any logical claim?

Is this person.

Lazy?

Generally a bad person with many flaws?

Blind from reality?

Live with his own retarded form of logic?

>>194279

So, Chris-chan?

Reposting this from another thread

1. Are you a Brony? (a adult male fan of My Little downy)

2. Are you involved with the Sonic Fandom in anyway?

3. Are you a Furry? (someone who is interested in anthropomorphic human-esque animals, and the media, art, fanfiction, and porn surrounding them)

4. Do you spend most or a lot of your freetime on Internet communities? (forums, imageboards, messageboards, etc) or get most of your social interaction from the Internet?

5. Are you very easily offended and have volatile reactions when you are offended?

6. Do you seek attention and validation, particularly from supposed fans of your work/fandoms that have been created around your work?

7. Do you have a Tumblr blog?

8. Do you consider yourself a part of the LGBTQ community?

9. Are you easily manipulated or tricked into doing silly things?

10. Are you easy to goad into melodramatic reactions?

11. Do you enjoy sharing, discussing and talking about your political and ideological beliefs?

12. Do you have unusual political beliefs that some would find melodramatic or silly? (MRA, Feminist, ultra-conservative, ultra-liberal, communist, Libertarian, etc)

13. Do you frequently find yourself arguing with people on the Internet?

14. Do you make artwork, videos, comics, games, blogposts, or just general media and upload it to the Internet?

15. Do you often find strangers making fun of you or laughing at your behavior on the Internet?

16. Do you post on Social Media or Blogs more often then you probably should?

17. Do you find yourself clinging to labels, particularly social, racial, ethnic or sexual/gender labels, even if some have pointed out that you may not to really belong to them or are lying about belonging to them?

18. Do you have very little sexual or social experience, and are often clingy to friends/partners or desperate to have friends/partners? Do you seek friends/partners through the Internet?

19. Do you or other people consider you too old to be a virgin, or past the typical age of a virgin?

20. Do you have a extreme obsession or interest in Japanese culture? Do you like it even more so than your own?

If you answered yes to at least half of these questions, then you may be a lolcow. Extended abstinence from the Internet is the best cure for your ailment.

>>194791

>1. Are you a Brony? (a adult male fan of My Little downy)

>2. Are you involved with the Sonic Fandom in anyway?

>3. Are you a Furry? (someone who is interested in anthropomorphic human-esque animals, and the media, art, fanfiction, and porn surrounding them)

>4. Do you spend most or a lot of your freetime on Internet communities? (forums, imageboards, messageboards, etc) or get most of your social interaction from the Internet?

>7. Do you have a Tumblr blog?

>8. Do you consider yourself a part of the LGBTQ community?

>11. Do you enjoy sharing, discussing and talking about your political and ideological beliefs?

>13. Do you frequently find yourself arguing with people on the Internet?

>14. Do you make artwork, videos, comics, games, blogposts, or just general media and upload it to the Internet?

>16. Do you post on Social Media or Blogs more often then you probably should?

There's 10 questions that aren't so much symptoms of being a lolcow as traits that are common to lolcows, but also to both healthy people and the sort of crazy person who isn't interesting or funny to watch. Some of the ones I left out are kind of borderline, too.

Lots of people like horse porn or Sonic recolors but don't shove clay medallions up their assholes.

The list is missing things like oversharing personal information, refusing to change your ways even when they've gotten you into trouble repeatedly, extreme problems with authority, a belief that even strangers are out to get you, and reacting negatively to even polite and constructive criticism. These things are far more important warning signs than being gay or drawing comics.

>>194089

Seconded

We might as well throw some questions about considering streamers cows:

Is this person trying to hide his/her real personality?

Is this person using a gimmick?

Is this person trying too hard to get people to troll his/her stream?

Is this person allowing his/her stream to go to shit with spam and trolls/weens?

Does this person get really butt-hurt, asking stream mods to ban people over something stupid?

For "pro-players" that stream (Arteezy, Lowtiergod):

How is this person in a tournament?

Are there articles about this person having lolcow-like behavior?

I guess someone can add more to this, or revise the stuff I posted.

>>193945

>Does this person do something so disgusting/horrifying that you can't look away?

People come to /pig/ for laughs, discussing terrible people who aren't funny ought to be off-topic