/cow/ - Lolpigs

Something something Bob's a pedo. There got that out of the way.

>tfw you go to the cafe from The Blob semi-regularly in the summer

feels good, man.The food isn't anything special but the prices are pretty good.

>>196181

Sup bob.

>>196181

Robert "Moviebob" Chipman is not merely a pedophile but an active and remorseless child rapist

>>196181

Bob'll Fix It!

And by Fix, he means take. And by It, he means your virginity.

has bob put out any videos recently

>>196201

Nope, it's what he really believes. I'd have used the twitter screen grab as the thread header but this site is shit; check near the bottom of the old one.

>>196167

>dat picture

lol

Moviebob rapes children

>>196181

Yes kid, yes I'd do you.

>>196364

I don't believe for a second that he could catch a child.

>>196474

If he ever did it would be a trap set by O'Doyle to steal his wallet and send him hundreds of dollars of sonic and CoD merchandise, along with an autographed picture of Trump.

>>196645

battle stations*

>>196645

A dirt poor socjus wants to ENTER a struggling industry that requires a massive financial investment up front

Just to publish mario fan fiction

>>196646

>>196689

>>196645

sound like bob getting ready to kill himself. i swear

>>196645

Wow he even is thinking of starting a kickstarter for these books. The books are just going to be compilations of his blog posts and Escapist articles, which he got the rights to, with an intro. If a kickstarter gets funded, it will be official that as dumb as bob is, his fans are even dumber. He must be having financial trouble to be concidering this low effort almost pure profit move.

https://archive.is/y3bCP

>Bob wants people to pay for reprints of articles they can get for free online

>Bob's ego is so fat he somehow thinks the 'wit and wisdom' of Bob Chipman is worth whatever it costs to buy one of his shitty books

>Bob thinks that the few people who actually bought his first book didn't do it just to laugh at him

>Bob wants to fund the whole endeavour over Kikestarter

>>196750

>>196645

Holy shit, this is literally manosphere-level bullshit. Seriously, this is what manosphere and PUA guys do, they just take a bunch of blog posts and compile it together as a book for their idiot marks to gobble up.

Oddly enough though, it's much less sleazy when Bob does it, mainly because unlike a lot of the manosphere guys, he's emotionally AND mentally stunted.

>>196978

what the hell is this

>>196978

what the hell is this

>>196978

>>196978

I NEED IT AND I FOUND IT

>>196822

I don't see the problem with the case you may mean by that. This guy wanted to make a archive of his blog which is actually editied for the case they shut it down. He now considers publishing a magazine instead. In the case of Bob we are getting worthless tripe that shouldn't be archived at all and will be preserved with public money in contrary to these other two books.

bob bump

oy vey goy

>>196645

If this actually happens we should buy the rights to one of them and make a YouTube series.

>>196645

Who is his target audience?

I NEED THE .pdf OF HIS BOOK PRONTO

>>196978

>>197114

i thought that was A dude in black face at first

>>198471

Me to.

>>198412

The same spineless beta fags who still believe in Sarkeesian's scam and like Anthony Burch. Going off the one person I know IRL who still like Blob, people who are more about keeping up appearances more than anything.

>>198528

I dint think they ever actually believed it. It just fit a narrative they also wished to sell. It's like ufo conventions. You know it's mostly scam artist and people who just want to believe. Wanting to believe and actually believing are two different things. It's like a pimp convention at a brothel, only less honest.

>>198531

I think you're right for the most part, but I think Bob is someone who's actually dumb enough to believe it. To make another metaphor, I think Anita is like a Joel Osteen figure (he's the preacher at the US's biggest church and makes millions of dollars) and Bob and Burch are like some idiot who sees him and thinks, "Yes! He's so right! I need to tell everyone!" so they go out and spout off the same shit to other idiots, most of whom only go to church for the community and showboating than for any real religious sense.

>>197239

It's one thing to archive a bunch of stuff that's already out there, it's another to repackage and sell it as a book. The sort of stuff I'm describing is a blatant scam thing that manosphere/PUA guys will do, taking a bunch of blog posts and publishing it as an e-book, trying to hide the fact that it's shit you could find very easily online for free. The only way it really works from an ethical perspective is if you only do a print copy and sell it as part of a "collection".

Also Bob COULD run into some licensing issues with The Escapist WRT him possibly owning his own cocks or not.

On a whole other note, Bob just recently got BTFO by a legitimate (and celebrated) journalist- https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/693856630295904260

For reference Greg Greenwald is almost universally celebrated as a journalist for his role in publishing the Snowden leaks, and has been a major figure in the discussion on civil liberties, the surveillance state, and "hacktivism". (Oh and he also partied with weev one time)

>>198628

MovieBlobs autism is reaching maximum levels. Like Glenn Greenwald knows what the fuck gamergate is? Like he gives a fuck.

The funny thing is Bob starts pretending he is pround of getting BTFO after greenwall responded, then went on an autistic rant that everyone else on twitter bitch slapped him for.

He then he acts proud of it cause 3 of his twitter followers stroke his epeen on him getting shit on. https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/693859037557985280

I've noticed bob acts proud or like he likes criticism when he gets blown the fuck out. Look at his response to Razorfist, he sat there and took it like a bitch and then said the only thing he didn't like was the fat jokes

>>198661

>Like Glenn Greenwald knows what the fuck gamergate is?

He does. He thinks SJW is a GamerGate originated term.

>I've noticed bob acts proud or like he likes criticism when he gets blown the fuck out

Remember, that's certainly not how he reacted when Sargon made a video on him. Bob's response was to go full autism and make a shitty 'parody' twitter 'Zarbon of Akkad'.

He also didn't respond well to Dildo Faggins' video.

>>198661

>>198664

Bob really took that one shitty rebbit macro that said "If video games taught me one thing, it's that if you meet enemies, that just means you're going to right way."

I think he should probably look more into the old adage of "If you meet one asshole, they're probably an asshole. If you meet twelve assholes, then you're probably the asshole."

>>198661

Glenn Greenwald was involved with Gamergate, Leigh Alexander and a bunch of other games journalism people write for the Guardian.

Greenwald is mad because SJWs are going after his fellow Bernie kikes.

>>198688

Yeah pretty much everyone at the Guardian drinks the kool aid so you can expect them all to be familiar with the latest internet boogeymen.

>>198661

Remember when Bob took Baneposting seriously? I can't wait for him to take moon man seriously.

>>198707

Remember: autists take everything literally and have no cognitive depth perception, so to speak. remember when he let it slip that Yoshi's Island triggered the hell out of him and e still has PTSD? That's because in his little puzzle piece mind he thinks Miyamoto murdered brooklyn mario and replaced him with a filthy Japanese impostor.

>>198707

he did?

>>198755

Has he said he suffers from Autism, or is it just a theory from here?

>>198764

Theory as far as I know, but going by what's in this thread alone, it doesn't seem like much of a stretch.

>>198764

>Has he said he suffers from Autism, or is it just a theory from here?

Theory backed up by strong evidence, i.e. his behaviour.

Bob also mentioned that his parents took him to see a shrink, so chances are he's got something

>>198771

Wonder what he will say about that new mario 64 meme.

>>198895

You should know by now that these people consider everybody who isn't as far left on the spectrum as them a conservative.

>>198896

I'm new to this Glenn Greenwald guy, and he seems pretty leftwing to me. he is a Bernie Sanders supporter I guess that may be what bob has beef with.

>>198775

god damn that vid is autistic.

>>198909

He's basically a chomskyite leftist. But really for Bob, it amounts to him not being on the Hillary train, and thus being some "out there crazy" or whatever.

>>198895

>"fellow" leftwingers

Liberals do not have fellows, friends, or family of any sort because that would go against their subservie, split-every-last-hair philosophy. Even if that weren't the case blob still wouldn't like him because friends, and even just acknowledging someone's differing opinions and moving on, are a totally alien concept for him.

Bob seems like such a typical failure-to-launch loser type that it almost fools you into thinking that's all there is to him.

There are two things that weird me out about the guy:

1. His childhood was apparently so fucked up that he unironically admits to breaking up into tears uncontrollably watching stuff like the end of Moral Orel (he has said more than once he actually is incapable of finishing it sometimes), Peanuts, commercials about dogs, and some of the scenes involving the dad in A Christmas Story. Nevermind the bullying and self-admission it made him apparently a shithead as a teen.

and

2. What the fuck was his family drama that caused him to eat himself into sugar AIDS? Apparently something fucked up happened with a close relative self-destructing which according to him ate up a significant amount of his year and was key in his depression.

Man, where are this guy's ex-classmates? I guarantee if you scratch him deep enough you'd fine a transgression worthy of getting him thrown to the wolves by his online "friends".

>>198985

He probably chews only on the right side of his mouth, or he's living one slow stroke.

>>198964

Find his old school and we'll find his old schoolmates.

>>198707

>Remember when Bob took Baneposting seriously?

How do you even do that?

>>198991

Hotheads, not even once.

>>198964

Rumor has it Bob was molested.

>>198964

I thought it was just his grandmother died and he got fired?

>>199022

His grandmother died ages ago. Bob got fired last year

http://www.solimine.com/obituary/Evangeline-M.-Vangie-Lobao-Chipman/Lynn-MA/1081505

>>198991

He noticted gamergaters liked to bane post on Twitter

>>199106

So is the right thing to nuke Boston? I'm so confused.

>>198775

I don't know whether to be impressed at how fucking insane that was, or laugh at how autistic that was.

>>199156

>>199156

Did he get that line from Max Payne or something?

why hasn't he given us any new videos don't tell me this pigs dying out

>>198775

that was one of the strangest most unexpected things I have ever seen.

>>199106

>first image

Yeah, because applying to a company that later branched out into gaming is the same thing as applying to a company that has always made video games.

>>199106

Is Moviebob sour that he's not a part of the video game meritocracy or something?

>>198775

autist nerd

>>199216

No, he's just lazy. Ever since he got dropped by the Escapist his productivity bottomed out. How he's still making a living off of this is beyond me, if I were one of his patrons I'd be pissed.

>>199309

Well, if you were one of his patrons, chances are you'd probably be retarded anyway and thus unlikely to care.

>>199216

He's been trying to write another book lately.

>>199334

can we get morgan freeman to read this one to

>>199196

>personal.

not

>personnel

so close 8/10

>>199279

Someone needs to shoop in a reflection Blob in her eyes

>>199309

Gonna play armchair psychologist here, but I'd imagine getting fired and publicly humiliated like he did MIGHT have finally taken its toll on Bob's ego and he's finally giving into depression, realizing that he'll never amount to anything.

>>199216

The Screwattack fanbase woke up and called him out on his Amiibo, Smash and Mario Maker episodes for being short-sighted lists of Bob's fanboy masturbation.

In response he condescendingly mocked them by playing it off like he was an out of touch grandpa from the 'first generation of gamers' making fun of their suggestions, then positing they all forgot where they came from.

In that same video he backpedaled like a motherfucker on all the shit GamerGate called him out for:

- using the term 'Gamer'

- showing a batch of positive female characters Anita never talked about

- showing the diversity inherent in games

- suggesting that maybe FEELZ isn't gameplay

Bob doesn't have to produce any cocks; Bob is dead

Has Blob said anything about the X-Files revival?

I remember he was splurging on Twitter about how much he retroactively hated Mulder and demanding that Mulder and his conspiracy theory fetish be treated as worse than pedophilia in any revival.

Given that the revival not only CONFIRM Mulder's worst fears of the conspiracy, but had a scene where he and a Glenn Beck/Alex Jones stand in (portrayed favorably and even landing a date with Scully) mutually jerk each other off, as they went on about how every right wing conspiracy theory was real, including 9-11 being an inside job and how FEMA was running death camps (which technically IS true in terms of the original series canon, as far as FEMA Death Camps being part of the big Colonization plan).

>>199708

Did he go into detail on why he hates this particular white male cis protagonist, or is it a combination of kool-aid and recurring 90's hatred?

Also I'd love to see him sperg out over monday's episode that painted minorities as creepy fucks and trannies walking punch lines.

Blob's hatred for Mulder comes from two things:

A. Blob SJW/Leftist cult belief which puts anyone who believes in conspiracy theories where the government is evil=right wing scumbag that, in Blob's mind, means you die on the day of the rope.

B. Mulder's general social awkwardness and dogged pursuit of the truth, combined with his healthy in porn, making him a sexual predator per the SJW idea that unless you are a full on Chad, you are a pathetic, sex criminal creeper.

He's probably just mad that David Duchovny's fucked more women than Bob's ever spoken to.

>>199717

>>Continued

X-Files got a lot of passes in the 90s in terms of a show where the government is evil when there is a Dem in the White House. But in the time sense it aired, liberals have become much much much much less willing to tolerate conspiracy fiction when a Dem is in the White House (see how the V remake was crucified and killed due to the fact that liberals believed it was nothing but Anti-Obama propaganda).

Blob thinks, like a lot of SJW cult members, that since the Republicans and their ilk spew a lot of bullshit conspiracy theories about the government, then ANY conspiracy theory person has to be conservative, right wing leaning, and Republican and as such, needing to die during the liberal run version of the day of the rope.

The fact that X-Files portrayed Alex Jones/Glenn Beck in a positive, if not sympathetic version also would piss Blob off, since Blob and his ilk can't tolerate them not being treated as monsters.

Indeed, pretty much all reviews of X-Files revival episode one were full of people giving variations of "It's problematic!!!!!!!!" rants, while having to jump through hoops to still give it good reviews, because of casuals who were more fucking pissed off at the thirty minute NFL delay than the politics of the episode. Which is probably WHY Fox put the first episode on after football and not in the Monday night slot, so they could channel viewer rage to the delay and not the episode's implications.

>>199720

So far the Alex Jones/Glen Beck guy is my favorite character.

>>199708

Any screencaps of that?

>>199600

Is that pike due to his pixels review?

>>198688

Greenwald is hardly squeaky clean otherwise. He's a mouth piece for CAIR, which he refers to as the Muslim ACLU when it's really a group that funnels money to and employs terrorists.

>>198985

It's the lighting.

>>199758

Most likely, remember how he was bragging that he was asked to turn up to a voice acting gig for a company after that review came out?

Seeing his not talking about it anymore I guess this happened…

"So you really can't talk that fast and use software to speed up your voice? Thanks, well get back to you…"

On a semi-related note, has blob mentioned anything about Supergirl? From what I've seen it's everything you expect from a race-mixing, feminist propaganda piece, so it ought to be right up his little cuck alley.

>>199787

Can someone please translate this post from /pol/ to English?

>>199793

"Does Moviebob ever mention Supergirl? He's a big feminist white knight and the series seems like something he'd follow."

>>199795

Thank you so much, good Anon.

>>199793

Obvious someone hasn't watched the show yet.

Blob IIRC is a MASSIVE Marvel Fanboy.

He would never watch Supergirl, because it would be the equivalent of committing high treason to his brand of choice (Marvel)

>>199844

Bob seems to know the movies based on Marvel, but not much else. Just like with Nintendo, he played some games, but he hasn't an intensive nor extensive knowledge. Bob is lousy even in being a fanboy.

>>199720

>see how the V remake was crucified and killed due to the fact that liberals believed it was nothing but Anti-Obama propaganda

source? that's very interesting.

>>199866

The Invaders offered the people of Earth a lot of free stuff, like healthcare to snare the population and making them believe they came in peace.

Liberals got butthurt saying the writers were equalling their big governent wet dreams with evil.

>>199877

I watched that when it was new and I didn't even know about this.

>The re-imagined series has been interpreted by some reviewers as an allegory of the presidency of Barack Obama.[29][30][31] In his review of the show, Troy Patterson of Slate points out that bloggers and journalists had noticed parallels between the show's premise and the Obama administration, and writes that "if the show is to have the symbolic import that we expect from a science-fiction story, this is the only possible way to read V as a coherent text. The only problem with this analysis lies in its generous presupposition that the text is, in fact, coherent."[29] Lisa de Moraes of The Washington Post noted in her review that the fact the series was debuting on the first anniversary of Obama's election "was not lost on some … TV critics" and also remarked that the use of phrases present in the series (such as "hope", "change", and "Universal Health Care" being offered by the Visitors) made it seem as though "Lou Dobbs had taken over the network, as those things only became popular with the current administration."[30] Chicago Tribune reviewer Glenn Garvin called the show "controversial", saying the series was "a barbed commentary on Obamamania that will infuriate the president's supporters and delight his detractors.".[31]

>The show's cast and crew deny the charges of bias. Actress Morena Baccarin acknowledges that she had modeled her character, Visitor leader Anna, after politicians but she and series executive producer Peters were surprised by the controversy. At a press conference at Summer TV Press Tour 2009, Peters said that the show was open to interpretation and that "people bring subjective thoughts to it… but there is no particular agenda."[30] Bell agreed, stating that it was simply "a show about spaceships."[29]

wow they really get shitter shattered about everything. just like blob

>>199793

"Suffering from decades of sexual repression, Bob realizes that Supergirl's progressive stances are the perfect alibi for squeezing his acorn-knob without betraying his waifu Anita"

>>199880

That's how maintream society thinks, if you express the slightes doubt that the Government can't do no wrong, you will be classified as a evil right winger militia neckbeard monocle wearing libertadian.

>>199888

Exactly. I would kinda respect him if he put some effort in knowing everything about Marvel of and Nintendo. The objects of his alleged love. That's what bothers me of people like Blob, they show no passion for anything.

>>199888

Well one of his main problems is there; he reads Doctor Nerdlove. A guy who openly admits to being a fraud in terms of writing whatever will get him in good with the SJW mafia, even if it means slandering an innocent man and shilling the "Gamers are dead" meme.

>>199888

I saw this on /pol/ earlier. Anyway, this is going to be McIntosh in 20 years

>>199895

I refuse to believe this guys is for real, he must be an ebin ruiser.

>>199895

>Anyway, this is going to be McIntosh in 20 years

McIntosh has Jewnita and a rich daddy. Bob only wishes he had those things.

>>199910

>Josh actually fucking anita

Nope, too problematic

>>199906

Oh boy. That really gives me the blues. Poor guy.

>>199912

Part of me feels kind of sorry for him

But then another part of me says it's his own fault for nodding a bit too respectfully

And yet another part of me wonders if we can troll this guy

>>199906

this fag could be his own /pig/

>>199941

hmm

>>198964

Might be total bullshit, but I recall someone on halfchan once saying they went to high school with him, and that he was never bullied, just kept to himself and pushed away people who were nice to him. Wouldn't surprise me if even back then he was a self righteous twat who thought himself above others.

>>199864

As a big Spider-man fan, all of his videos about the character are really annoying, especially when he claims Spidey is his favorite supehero. It's obvious that nearly everything he knows about Spider-man comes from the Sam Raimi films, and nothing else. For example, he defends the awfully embarrassing Emo Peter scenes from the third film on the grounds that Peter Parker is forever a hopeless dork and his idea of what's cool is completely wrong. However in the comics, Peter quite notably became a lot more handsome, cool, and confident, once John Romita Sr took over penciling duties from Steve Ditko. Of course this doesn't fit in with Bob's obsession with the whole jock-nerd dynamic. Even more annoying is his whiny knee jerk reactions to The Amazing Spider-Man films. They have many flaws, and I personally hated the second one, but Bob doesn't bring up up any interesting observations of how they treat the character beyond "they changed what I like so it's bad!" Especially when the Raimi films are far from a perfect adaption of the character in the first place. I bet Bob's gonna suck up whatever Marvel Studios does with the character regardless of how well it adapts the source material. As a reviewer in general, he just seems to parrot popular opinion.

>>200244

Ironically, I had no problems with the emo-symbiote scenes, but that was because there was so much worse in the third film that it barely phased me.

Like them butchering Sandman's backstory and the criminal misuse of Venom (which should have been saved for part four so he could get a whole movie to himself as the villain).

Is it me, or Bob barely talks about Nintendo, jsut to spew some Kotaku level analysis and nothing more?

>>199906

>>199888

>Movie Bob literally shame girls who are virgins cause feminism and liberal progressivism

>Bitched and moan about being shamed for being a 40 year old virgin

Karma is a Bitch ain't it movie bob?

>>200280

The plebbitor isn't actually MovieBob. We're just saying that's what Bob will be like in five years.

>>200281

Oops my bad. Movie Bob life shows no sighs of improving. I'll still stand by my comments. With that said. Movie Bob really is a hypocritical asshole to virgin shame anyone.

>>200281

>>200283

wouldn't bob be a proud virgin, because that means he isn't a rapist?

I'm just assuming he's the kind of retard who thinks all hetero sex is rape, anyway.

>>200281

Doesn't he have Diabetes? I doubt he'll live that long to become that.

>>200288

If he takes his medicine he might live another five, just about

>>200244

>and that he was never bullied, just kept to himself and pushed away people who were nice to him

I read that too. He once reviewed the most recent "Scream" film, the video consistet of him bitching and moaning about how the first movie ruined his time as a teen.

Why? Because scream referenced movies, something that he liked to do as well, so he was a lot less unique.

Also he once said something like "if you don't have a horrible time during high school then you are probably one of the people that give everybody else a horrible time".

So really, it wouldn't surprise me at all.

>>200292

I can't believe this guy.

>>200280

>Movie Bob literally shame girls who are virgins cause feminism and liberal progressivism

source?

>>200252

He released a new Game Overthinker not to long ago where he chewed out Nintendo about their shortcomings recently. Of course, while Nintendo has been bungling just about everything since the release of Smash 4, he cherry picks arguments about how they aren't putting up enough free games on the storefront. IIRC the only legitimate complaint he came up with was the Amiibo shortages, which had been more than rectified since he released that video.

At this point I won't be surprised if he drops the game overthinker shit at this point, because he seems to have zero interest in the gaming scene except to grandstand about social issues he could do without the pretext of gaming.

>>200314

Even the fierce Nintendo fanboy was just a mere act? Is there anything genuinen in this guys?

>>200315

I think he was a genuine Nintendo fanboy back when he first started, but for as much as he likes to posture as a "gamer", I think he's more or less grown out of it, no matter what he wants to think.

Also, no.

>>199906

Bullshit his mom has a "boyfriend" when he's 40. She is at least 60, but probably pushing 70.

Her spirit should be broken by now, like Barb Chandler's.

>>200287

He's got too much fat in his pia mater for that level of mental gymnastics.

Even when doing his best to be a rallying feminist he still fucks up.

>>196201

>>196243

All I see is a baseless accusation screenshotted at >>196085.

>>200375

>Giving the benefit of the doubt to a manchild so callous he ditched his loving grandmother's funeral to play a game he's completed hundreds of times already, and who has demonstrated a pathological obsession and fear of dudebros that he has sculpted his entire world view around such a thin concept.

Ok then.

Does anyone have a link to Bob's butthurt right now? Hillary got BTFO by Sanders, and Trump is set up with enough momentum to guarantee a win in South Carolina and a lock on super Tuesday. He has to be crying some serious bitch tears at the moment.

>>200377

Actually, I remember Blob commenting he couldn't completk the game back when he was a child or something like that. Makes sense, his infamous book about SMB3 is just one long ego trip.

>>200314

By all accounts, Bob was a combination Dennis Reynold/generic thug asshole in high school, who is still bitter as fuck that everyone around him did not treat him as their superior.

He constantly saw himself as "better" than everyone else and behaved like a thuggish bully to anyone who dared interact with him, but generally speaking, was largely shunned by others for being a douchebag.

It's part of the reason for why he hates "dudebros" due to his hatred of jocks. Internalizing EVERY high school cliche in the media about high school pecking orders/cliques to fill in the gaps from his lack of socialization with others in high school, Bob has convinced himself that he would have been be Prom King and most popular guy in school if the jocks hadn't frozen him out socially rather than making him their king.

>>200304

Every time I see these fat-people scooters I imagine someone with a legitimate disability being stuck between all these fat fucks and how miserable that person would feel. Imagine getting to Wal-Mart to do your shopping and all the scooters are taken already by lazy landwhales. case in point, the guy in the second pic looks like he could walk just fine if he actually wanted.

>>200416

throw that in blobs face

>>200427

That's the most pathetic part about Bob. He's so cucked that he can't even hold his own opinions any more.

>>200417

They can walk, they need to walk, but laziness seems to be a all-powerful force in Burgerland.

>>200430

If you look back at his older videos and posts, he's never held original opinions before.

Case in point, all that garbage retro gamer stuff he built his "career" on in 07 was just him echoing the sentiment that then-modern games were dull and that the nes era had more variety. When you remember that blobo's never played anything on the nes that wasn't mario you can see this as the first of several shallow efforts to gain popularity by riding trends instead f him speaking from personal experience. Same with his fixation on marvel movies that Spiderman-anon explained earlier: the fucker had no interest in this property originally, but the second it was declared "geek culture" he tries to smother it.

Another thing to keep in mind is that during the same period and up until '10 or so, blob was every bit the sleazy neckbeard gamer you'd expect him to be, and would take every opportunity in his videos to voice his softcock lust for the women involved in whatever he was talking about. I doubt mistress anita would approve of his calling emma stone a blow up doll.

Point being, blob is so socially and mentally stunted that he cannot hold any convictions on his own without some outside authority telling him what to believe, and that has left him as a festering hypocrite of a man.

>>200440

>I doubt mistress anita would approve of his calling emma stone a blow up doll.

I thought it was Megan Fox

>>200444

Trips of truth correct

Does it really matter though?

>>199941

I feel we should troll this guy. I've even got the perfect idea of how to do it, I just don't want to make a separate thread in case nothing can be arranged/people feel too sorry for him

>>200451

Let me guess, digging up his dead dog…disgusing yourself of a giant pickle?

>>200453

Nah, nothing like that. Something far simpler

>>200548

I felt sorry for him in the past thinking that be was bullied pretty badly in high school. But then he said that Magneto was Right and revealed that he wasn't actually bullied in high school and appointed himself to be the one true beacon for the progress of the human race. There are other reasons but the bottom line is if Bob is depressed and lonely it is his own doing.

>>200547

This isn't even something you can say you would only get if you know about this or that book. If you read a single issue of cable and deadpool you know exactly why.If you have looked at a single page or even know of the book on a basic level you know why.

jesus fucking christ.

>>200547

>Of course they are 90s comics so I guess they suck by default.

That's the thing though. The books were published in 2004. Or the fact that the series had a run for 50 issues and four years of publication.

"Why is Deadpool going to be starred with a character he had a successful run for four years? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!"

This is how Bob Chipman thinks.

>>200574

To be fair, if you would have asked me 2 years ago what I thought about Trump, you would get a much different answer than what I think of him now.

>>200577

I would say the same thing too.

But, there's a much bigger leap from 'Trump's kind of an idiot' to 'Trump might make a decent President' than from 'Hilary's evil and I'm voting for McCain' to 'Hilary's the greatest thing to happen to America ever and you shitlords better recognise'

>>200585

Phrased that badly. I meant Bob's made a much bigger leap than I have to come to his current way of thinking.

>>200587

>Bob is a cuck

What else is new?

>>200587

>This piece was originally published on MovieBob. It has been republished here with permission.

So Bob has allowed The Mary Sue to divert traffic from his blog to their site without financial compensation, which he would have gotten if he'd just kept his dumb blog post on his blog where he makes ad revenue? And he did this why? For the feminist cause?

Goddamn he is a stupid fuck.

>>200587

Everyone I know who's watched this new season of South Park says it's one of the best in years. Literally the only reason Blob doesn't like it is because it's making fun of him and his crew. Instead of admitting that he has to come up with this pseudo-intellectual bullshit about why the show is "old" now.

And to top it all off it's just boring and long winded. He's such a dull writer. At least the stupid Mario book was amusing in how shit it was, this is just an unimaginative by-the-numbers progressive analysis no one cares about from a fat loser who can dish it out but not take it.

I can't wait for the diabetes to kill him.

>>200592

Yeah, that's exactly it. It's the Isaac Hayes conceit. 'South Park was funny up until they started making fun of what I believe in'.

>>200587

Oh, boy. Like a match made in Hell.

>>200592

Beware of those edges, kid.

Where were you when moviebob died?

>>200633

There's an extremely butthurt Moviebob fan in the comments of this video.

>>200637

Caps?

I block YouTube comments, for my sanity

>>200642

Glad you did survive all those cuts, son.

>>200602

>>200645

>muh buzzword

Aight bob

Dont watch his deadpool review if you intend to see it. He spoils the movie and complains that something like deadpool is just a movie to entertain the "naughty" kids who sneak into the theaters

>>200589

Eh, sometimes it's just because you don't want to make money, you want people to read your stuff. I'm not too particular about TRS linking back to any of the stuff I put out, I don't think AtlanticCenturion is either. Granted, I think TRS does do courtesy linkbacks because that's a pretty huwhyte thing to do.

>>200700

Wow. A movie made for entertainment purposes? Thanks for the insightful analysis BoB.

>>200589

Actually the logic in this is sound, in a way.

Get a big name site to repost your older shit, to get publicity for his name and his website.

>>200763

What is this from?

>>200761

>we're weirdo outsiders, here's our bent take!

that was never, ever, ever their position. And even if they were, why are they not outsiders now? Cause you fags need to believe you're outsiders? Can't handle entrenched outsiders challenging you?

>>200585

>>200586

When you put it this way, yea, It's odd.

Almost suspiciously odd…

>>200729

>>200757

The flaws with this argument are:

A) He's a straight white male and therefore uninteresting to the kind of people who read The Mary Sue

B) His opinions are practically indistinguishable from anyone else at The Mary Sue, he's just pissing into an ocean full of piss already

>>200763

>MovieBob forming a cult

No, that's just his gravitational pull pulling all those people towards him

>>200784

>No, that's just his gravitational pull pulling all those people towards him

So would you say they are beta orbiters?

>>200594

Wasn't Hayes most likely strong-armed by his cult? I remember hearing him explain why he wasn't butthurt in an interview, saying "Matt and Tray make fun of everybody, that's just what they do."

>>200804

The Cult basically quit the show for him, yes. But a big part of it was that they/he couldn't stand to be made fun of.

>>200772

Bob really is just butthurt that they've made fun of what he believes in.

Assuming the crap about being outsiders is or ever was their position, they're still outsiders. The establishment has gone from right-wing censorship on the grounds of 'Muh Christianity' and 'Muh traditional values' to left-wing censorship on the grounds of 'Muh feelings' and 'Muh oppressed minorities', whereas South Park has remained consistent in its goal to be as offensive as possible, putting them on the outside of both sides.

>>200795

Am I the only one who thinks the original was already unflattering as fuck? "Here's Blob attracting a drove of mindless sheep, he's basically Charles Manson at this point."

>>200805

>The Cult basically quit the show for him, yes. But a big part of it was that they/he couldn't stand to be made fun of.

I'm all but convinced it was the science-lologists who got upset. Like I said, he was super chill about it, but then suddenly quit.

>>200823

Cults don't like bad stuff to come out about them in the media, for obvious reasons as well as the less obvious reason that it could de-programme some of their newly brainwashed adherents.

>>200592

>b- but Simpsons haven't gotten old at all though!

>Like, they even did a harlem shake video, that means they are totally still relevant, right?

Oh Blobbo, that's why we love to hate you.

>>200592

Even Tumblr likes the new South Park season.

They understand it completely, they're all offended as fuck, but they still fucking love it. Mostly because of the gay shipping.

>>200854

>They understand it completely,

No they don't. They try to delude themselves into thinking that Trey and Matt are making fun of how non-SJWs perceive them, instead of thinking that they're being made fun of.

>>198771

>4chan has used Bateman as a mascot for years. Scary how much they identify with him

Every time.

>>200868

I really, really hope so. I hope he keeps being an SJW perfectionist until he just gets more and more miserable denouncing the things he used to love.

I know I'm being a cunt, but that'd be hilarious.

>>200869

He's already done it with video games. The only thing keeping him tangentially in that whole realm of influence is Nintendo, which he seems to be more and more put up with every day.

I'm sure soon enough Marvel will do something too problematic to look the other way at.

I'm speculating that maybe his lack of interest for Nintendo recently is because he can't inject his shitty politics into it. The games, the characters, even the company in itself are far removed from the bullshit politics, unlike Bioware or EA. And since he seems so obsessed with shoehorning everything in a political mold, maybe he is frustrated he can't do the same with Nintendo.

Just an idea.

Anyone knows if he reviewed Splatoon or something?

>>200874

>I'm sure soon enough Marvel will do something too problematic to look the other way at.

Like donating to Trump?

>>200877

Now that you mention it, I'm surprised he didn't have a conniption when that happened.

>>200879

He's probably saving it for when Trump becomes president. Which he knows in his heart-of-hearts will happen.

Wait, did Marvel actually donated to Trump? Didn't they go full SJW?

>>200883

What a time to be alive. Trump on the North, Macri on the South…

>>200885

>Wait, did Marvel actually donated to Trump?

Their CEO is one of Trump's friends and he gave a million dollars to Trump's charity to help war vets.

Marvel being SJW haven, as you can imagine, there were a lot of people butthurt about it.

>>200875

>he can't inject his shitty politics into it

you mean like him trying to rally people to demand female link?

>>200891

I can't remember which it was, but one of his earlier videos was built on the claim that Rosalina is a creator goddess and thus nintendo is pro-feminist and anyone who disagrees is a shrieking harpy/jack tompson.

>>200883

looks like I'm voting trump then

>>200916

He is a Populist, but the least horrible of the candidates.

>>200427

>>200414

>>200416

Anyone remember that video from a few years back where he said that a big part of the reason behind all the MUHSOGGYKNEE on the internet is that everyone is scared that there'll be a woman president soon?

It was one of those American Bob ones.

He's been on the Hillary wagon since back then at least.

One of the funniest things about it was that he apparently doesn't think that there are ANY english speaking internet users that aren't US natives. Frankly the whole "America is the center of the universe" is a pretty big thing in Bob's political rhetoric, he cannot conceive of a political reality that does have his specific baggage.

>>200961

Who te fuck cares a movie made a joke you dense assholes!

>>200961

i remember having an old deadpool comic, one of the back page gags was all about him fucking up old ladies and force feeding vegans meat

this character wasn't designed to be a fucking role model

>>200966

I'm not sure many of them even consider how the movie is rated R since it's not really for kids.

>>200964

I guess Nintendo represents for them the Old Way, it reminds them of an era where video games were time wasters, not the enlightened, super serious, multi media story telling they want to turn vidya in.

>>200966

These imbeciles barely understand the rules of fiction.

>>200972

>I guess Nintendo represents for them the Old Way, it reminds them of an era where video games were time wasters, not the enlightened, super serious, multi media story telling they want to turn vidya in.

But they try to make Nintedo style games that are super serious enlightened story telling games.

I think it's more that they're the only games they have much familiarity with since they played them a lot as kids and never really stayed with playing new games as they came out on as they got older.

Like they may be familiar with Final Fantasy games, but I doubt they've been paying attention to things like Dragon Quest.

>>200976

Didn't want to delve into it since I haven't seen the movie yet.

>>200977

it's not vary good. I kind of just got dragged along for the ride with my friends.

>>200978

I'm not expecting much given the smaller budget, but from my understanding they still try a bit with it which is more than I can say for the Wolverine Origins movie.

The indie SJW mafia crowd's obsession with making Nintendo games is a practical thing: they are all god-awful worthless game "makers", that all they can actually "make" are shitty as hell Mario rip-offs, which are among the easiest games one can make if you are a talentless game designer.

It's low hanging fruit they grasp because they know, deep down, it's the best their talentless hands can make.

As for why they hate Nintendo? Nintendo doesn't give a fuck about them. They can't bully Nintendo. Nintendo doesn't have third party folks they can terrorize like they can X-Box and Sony third party folks.

It drives them insane that they can't crush Nintendo. Especially since it's part of their wet dream: scorch earth, irreversibly KILL the console market in the US forever, so the indie SJW mafia can claim the scorched earth remains with help from their gaming journalism cronies, and declare themselves the new Gods of vidya.

It's why they push cell phone games too so hard. Not only because the SJW mafia has a huge stake of that market under their control, but the fact that if they genocide the console market, they can then have their game press cronies pull a "Gamers Are Dead" style "Consoles Are Dead" media blitz to rewrite history so their indie mafia friends are the "saviors" of video games and have an iron clad grip on all games that come out from that point on.

>>200980

Great, megalomaniac Hipsters.

>>200980

This gave me a thought. There's the various Let's Play channels like with "Normal Boots" or Game Grumps that seem to have deals going with Nintendo at times. So maybe it pissed off the gaming media that Nintendo was just appealing to the youtubers rather than the media writers who in turn like to blow smoke up the asses of the users of game making software?

Cause I don't think I see a lot of Nintendo ads ever appearing on the gaming media sites, but I constantly will see Let's Players doing Nintendo games plus I filled out a couple surveys for Nintendo in the past that asked about Youtubers I'd seen.

>>200980

its true that NOA is more into youtubers then so-called journalists. But your theory kinda melts down when you have SJWs running some of the localization teams and PR.

If you don't know about this shitstorm with censorship with their games or cut cocks.

It a fascinating looks and reads, since nintendo fans justify it by saying stuff like its region based and it would sell more and so on.

While the cold hard truth is NOA maybe the main guys at Nintendo knows that Nintendo has a family image, and they don't want to fuck it up at all costs. So if cut cocks will let them have that, its OK I guess.

Either way, it left at-least one 3rd party publisher with a bad taste in their mouths, since they would not give a shit otherwise. So the whole DOAX3 debacle, I think started with them having to cut out the bikini models in fatal frame 5, Koei Tecmo at-least don't want to release DOAX3 as they stated because of gender politics.

They will only publish the standard games they have released for a long time here so dynasty warriors and now attack on titan which they are pushing in Japan, so they have somewhat pushed the warrior/musou games. With fanservice and I believe they will do the same thing with attack on titans since it was one of the last mangas and at-least animes people actually gave a shit about.

either way its interesting to see Koei Tecmo fold, since they own Team Ninja, the ones behind DOA and Ninja Gaiden.

>>201005

>While the cold hard truth is NOA maybe the main guys at Nintendo knows that Nintendo has a family image, and they don't want to fuck it up at all costs.

It's worth mentioning that this is not a new development. Way back in the days of dailup, Nintendo was INCREDIBLY aggressive about taking down pornography of their characters.

Possible upside: Nintendo has no reason to give a shit what SJW twitter mobs say. If suburban moms can be sure that little timmy won't be mentally scarred from his Mario games, she'll keep buying Nintendo. Because most people don't care.

>>201009

/tg/ here, looks like it's a site-wide thing.

>>201005

First, I think censorship only applies when they State does it, when it's by the cocks creators, it's editing. One of the things I didn't like of GG was how loose they used the term.

In the case of Nintendo, I think it's more avoiding controversy and bad press, in an industry full of struggle, controversy and manufactures outrage.

>>201005

Koei Tecmo's crossover Warriors games sell far too much for them to be in any financial trouble, so I don't see them being effected too much by the puritans in america. Even if the american release gets censored for one of their games, the people that want to play it are just going to import the japanese version anyway.

>>201030

Someone really likes moviebob, I'm guessing.

>>201006

not anymore tough. Its rabid fans that buy Nintendo consoles Timmy probably got a 3ds or maybe borrows the soccer moms ipad. But the console I would bet its a regular ps4 or xbone. Since allot of people that are now dads are used to playstation or xbox and there are some kids games on there, if you forget about the epic maymay of ps4 having no games. .

>>201040

Censorship blocks something from being read, heard, or seen.

To "censor" is to review something and to choose to remove or hide parts of it that are considered unacceptable. Censorship is the name for the process or idea of keeping things like obscene word or graphic images from an audience. There is also such a thing as self-censorship, which is when you refrain from saying certain things — or possibly re-wording them — depending on who is listening.

>deleting parts of publications or correspondence or theatrical performances

>games would be within the theatrical the same with movies

>You are thinking of this form of censorship counterintelligence achieved by banning or deleting any information of value to the enemy.

This is the form of censorship, most people think of.

It censorship is all about a system of power, so a rating board could be a censorship haven for the theatrical.

Inside a corporation depending if they have a family image like Nintendo, that is self-censorship.

The translation team, that sometimes work as PR and marketing they will tell the developer we need to change this or that, for that market of this region. From the bottoms up to the corporation want to sell an entertainment product to the west or east. So they change some things, later some more things.

But the problem is, the games Nintendo are changing are niche games. they probably want to avoid controversy and bad press aka bad PR, since they are a company with a family image.

I know you think about the governmental form of censorship, but that's counter espionage.

>>201042

They are not in financial trouble but if they get a bad PR on one of their games because of puritans, and they believe it could hurt the sales of the other game. They will not take that risk.

I don't think they will release a game that would be censored, since they do have their own translation team inside the company, while Nintendo translated and published Fatal Frame 5. So when there is so much demands that you have to cut cocks later recreate cocks, I think that kinda hurt koei tecmos wallet and time.

I am not sure if DOAX3 will come to the west, its too risky. But that all depends on the Asian and Japanese sales.

Since I am not sure if this would be a demon's souls thing, where the games sold so much that Sony gave a license to Atlus and Bandai Namco to publish in the west.

>>200890

My favorite part about the whole thing is that is was a charity for veterans. SJWs confirmed for hating vets, not that we couldn't have guessed they did.

>>200936

Yeah, I remember that. I wonder how he feels knowing that Hillary may very well be indicted at the end of the month?

>>201090

>But the problem is, the games Nintendo are changing are niche games. they probably want to avoid controversy and bad press aka bad PR, since they are a company with a family image.

I remember reading a bit about how Final Fantasy games get translated/localized in house. Which is apparently quite unique. So you get translators directly talking to developers at times about what sort of wording to use in certain scenes in a game.

With Nintendo of America, they're detached enough from Japan that they don't answer to anyone there and have gotten staffed by their generally SocJus crowd types.

>>201101

yeah, most Japanese companies do that have an in-house translation team.

But NOA is holding onto the family image, I should just have said NOA, its was kinda a weird shift I actually remember it after the gamecube which was somewhat 3rd party friendly but its sold like shit.

So when the Wii came it was semi friendly to 3rd parties but the kicker was, it started to get back much of the family image back from way back in the day of snes, also they hired that one bitch that was kinda hot milf had her during the press thing, only to show its a family console for everyone.

I don't think the company itself has a SocJus politics but its Nintendo so it attracts these people. Kinda like how Sanic attracts Autism like flies to shit in the ground.

My point being NOA wants that family image so bad, its a win/win for them. to have treehouse and all those translation companies that will find things that is not offensive or problematic.

From my speculation they even dictates some of the bigger 3rd party companies like Square Enix, with Bravely Default Flying Fairy series, what to do and what to have since they are the publishers.

Its so god damn insane, I mean they had a title that is so weeb they did not need to change so much of it, if anything.

I know Nintendo fans will defend this, since its only clothing and age changing and FF was censored and had several re-worked art like summons, locations and other things in the early days or up to present day,

But the thing I am wondering about did NOA and NOE even contact ESRB or PEGI and so on?

Sorry for my ramble, but I am tired.

>>201101

Nintendo did the translations for the US releases of FF 1,4,6 in house as a favor for Square; basically Nintendo could do it much much much faster than Square would have been able to do the translation job.

>>200994

The gaming press's hatred for Nintendo is actually much more complicated.

It's a long sordid tale, but basically, while print gaming journalist treated Nintendo as sort of the Disney of gaming with the N64 onward, basically a gaming giant who's positive rep from past efforts created a huge nostalgia fog around the failures that surrounded their output from the N64 onward, online gaming journalism was largely fueled by young punks who grew up with the Playstation as their first gaming system and internalizing the longstanding "Nintendo is for babies, Playstation is for people who like edgy deep shit for adults!" meme towards gaming.

A lot of these people hated the N64, if they ever played it and did not like how Nintendo tended to carefully cultivate their IP franchises in terms of only doing a single game per gaming system and in case of Metroid, skipping entire gaming system generations between games. In the age of the yearly Madden sequel and FF becoming a cash pig zombie franchise, this was unacceptable for these Nugamers, that ran the online gaming spheres.

The online folks also played a huge role in killing the Dreamcast, and effectively killing Sega as well. This was another major turning point. If Sega could be killed, Nintendo could be killed too.

The X-Box was their great white hope: made in the US, it was their hope that the X-Box would crush Nintendo (which was struggling to catch up with Sony) and replace it as the new giant in gaming. Sony's pure utter arrogance did not help them in turning online gaming journalists towards the X-Box and XBox 360 as their new messiah, with the crap they pulled launching the PS3.

Though ironically, the X-Box ended up being the dudebro gaming system of choice through Halo, the gaming press basically treated the X-Box like Addison DeWitt treated Eve Harrington in "All About Eve": "We made you #1, and we will destroy you if you don't do as we say!". Which ended up putting Sony in their thrall too, as Sony desperately tried to pander to X-Box fans to salvage the PS3 before X-Box Bones was crushed by Microsoft's arrogance ala the PS3.

Meanwhile the Wii came out and it was so different and casual centric, that the online press wanted it dead because it resurrected Nintendo and captured the casual fanbase without the online journalist's permission/involvement. They could not take credit for the Wii, so they vowed to destroy it.

Same with the pushing of the PSP and Vita; at some point, the online game press realized that the Game Boy basically was a HUGE lifeline for Nintendo. No matter how many times the console side fucked up, the handheld side made so much money, that they could afford being in #3 slot of the console war and not go bankrupt like Sega did. So the PSP and Vita got the god-push online by the journalists who wanted the DS and 3DS killed, so they could eliminate the safety net that made Nintendo unkillable.

>>201121

That summation is so spiteful and inane for the most petty of reasons that I believe it 100%. Socjus treat the world like a bully treats the palyground sandbox.

>The online folks also played a huge role in killing the Dreamcast, and effectively killing Sega as well. This was another major turning point.

Could you elaborate on this please?

>>201121

This is pretty accurate save for the Dreamcast. The PlayStation was a huge hit and the Sega Saturn bombed outside Japan. Plus, the PS2 was hailed as being able to play DVDs too. Did the online community have a role? Yeah, they did. But, ultimately, Nintendo's 1st party games still sell an ungodly amount and that's what makes Nintendo indestructible.

>>200885

>Trump on the North, Macri on the South…

Hello my fellow chori

>>201121

It sounds somewhat accurate but every online press can't shut up about Nintendo, and the revolutionary gaming that was the 64.

I am a playstation kid and went to the kid next door to play n64 and the few fps it had plus mario 64.

But I was still on the press media at the time you are describing so, if you had a console and did not want to buy something about multiple consoles and pc gaming magazine you more or less was stuck with the console name magazine.

But I do remember from the magazines or some of hem being hyped by the psp, I looked at the DS at first as something silly until it got good jrpgs and some weird games.

But I don't see the scenario where they said ps vita would be the thing. I think they all talked about mobile gaming.

But I do remember these people bitching about nintendo printing money when it came to the Wii.

I think it was the bonus round or another place where they said Nintendo should go 3rd party and all that shit talk.

I want to know which online people you are talking about, are these people the same ones that started with vidya is art-thing? since it does sound accurate but at the same time. I remember allot of them being super fanboys of zelda or mario.

Also the rabid Nintendo fanboys will always follow Nintendo no matter what they do, I am astonished sometimes.

But I am also a kinda Nintendo fanbot since I do love their games and their handheld machines.

>>201140

I just read Splatoon outsold fucking Bloodborne. That's impressive.

>>201153

For the Emperors…

>>201121

Funny, from my perspective the game bloggers were sucking nintendo's cock since 1999 and specially during the wii, much like they did/still do for apple. Most of the time its the same brand of tryhard hipster that like old things from apple that also likes old things from nintendo. If you check retrogaming stuff everything has a reference to the Nes, Sega is pretty much forgotten. They thought that sucking nintendo off gave them an air of respectability over the psx/xbox drones, and with the success of the wii which was also extremely noob friendly they were delighted specially because they being tryhards didn't play games at all, and besides the wii was basically the start of the anti-gamer movement since suddenly even old farts were playing wiisports.

The recent hateboner some bloggers have with nintendo is because the company is ignoring them and catering directly to gamers with its own YT channels, blogs and other shit. This not only denies the bloggers their press pass, free swag, paid articles as sponsored cocks and the occasional paid trip to visit studios in japan or shit, it also takes away their audience which goes to nintendo's outlets to check the news which costs the bloggers pageviews and ad revenue.

One thing is sure, talking about Nintendo is more interesting than talking about Blob.

>>201171

That's the magic of pigs; the most pathetic people bring out the greatest discussions.

I don't really see any Nintendo worship among gamers anymore.

The only thing that's even a discussion with college/high-school age gamers that care about consoles is Xbone or PS4- with the latter starting to become the overwhelming victor.

Even the most autistic Nintendo-lovers admit that the Wii-U is basically a system you buy for like 2-3 games now after the umpteenth "THIS game will save the Wii-U!" title failed to produce results and then the reveal of the NX's development basically hammered "Yes, the Wii-U was a gigantic failure" into their brains.

The 3DS (of which I am an owner) is basically the only game in town since the Vita is functionally dead in the US. It's also Nintendo's financial lifeline next to Amiibos.

I'm just gonna say that Bob isn't a gamer. I'm sure he'd be happy to say that now that he thinks the label is bad, but he never was even when he was "proud" of being one. He developed an unhealthy fixation on a few specific titles as a kid since he used them to escape from his shitty life, and was only something of a dabbler after that- even by his own admission because he stopped playing almost totally during college. Anything else he played after that seems to be very limited to this small slice of Nintendo's nostalgia crap, mostly played because 1) he decided being a videogame commentator was going to be how he paid the bills, and 2) trying to get that feeling from when he was a kid back.

Bob's behavior insofar as his opinions on games and how he acts in general publicly makes a lot more sense if you look at his "gaming" as some form of sublimated OCD/Autism. He doesn't like videogames. He likes SMB3 and anything that reminds him of it because it distracted him when he felt his life really sucked.

Every other view he has on it is as an outsider to the scene- much like Anita who really didn't like videogames before deciding to launch a career in declaring them problematic. Gamers hate Bob more than your average SJW-type because they think he's some sort of turncoat.

The truth is that he was never one of them to begin with.

Also, Nintendo is as pozzed as any American dev because they've let NOA be infiltrated by insanely cancerous twee bay-area hipster shits fresh out of a JET program. Nintendo has always been a "family" company- Japan just has different standards than the US for what cocks is really considered offensive; they've always cut stuff they worried would offend foreign audiences because they believed it would cost them money as opposed to cutting stuff because muh feelz/muh soggyknees. They're not worth dying on a hill for.

>>201190

>He doesn't like videogames. He likes SMB3 and anything that reminds him of it because it distracted him when he felt his life really sucked.

I would have to agree with this part. It's why he's so quick to make videos about how Captain N didn't really suck even though any gamer (or hell, anyone regardless of whether they play games) would be very quick to disagree.

>>201190

I would never understand the mystery of the Netflixstation.

>Pozzed.

Hello, SomethingSensitive!

>>201121

Are there any actual surveys into the demographics that play "dudebro" games like CoD and Madden/Fifa?

I would bet serious money that they have far and away the most racially diverse audiences in gaming and that indie games are completely the opposite.

>>201235

>I would bet serious money that they have far and away the most racially diverse audiences in gaming and that indie games are completely the opposite.

You don't need to bet, it's simply how it is.

Normalfags come in every shade, orientation and political inclination there is and normalfags LOVE them some CoD/Madden. The games that people like Moviebob champion as being "inclusive" are only popular with insular cliques and (sometimes) children. CoD is one of THE most widely consumed entertainment products in the Western world.

CoD is working class entertainment and I mean that in the least derogatory way possible, it is SPECIFICALLY designed for people who don't have a lot of free time because they have actual fucking responsibilities, but Moviebob and his ilk are the height liberal elitism so they wouldn't know or give a fuck about that.

>>201160

And for many years, we were led to believe that Kalinske and company were the bad guys in the fall of Sega. It was only a few years ago that the true scope of Sega of Japan's arrogance and incompetence in regards to the American market was revealed.

>>201258

As an addendum, I just found this a few minutes ago. http://archive.is/aFSd7

>I took a couple of months analysing the market and then I went to Japan with a few guys and presented a five-point plan to the board and said, ‘Look, we can really build a business here, but the price of the Genesis is too high and we need to get it down’. I thought we needed to be more competitive and more aggressive with the pricing. We needed to get rid of the software that was included and replace it with our best title, which at that point looked like it was going to become Sonic The Hedgehog.

>The board said, ‘We don’t agree with any of your ideas, you’re nuts, get out of here, go home,’ but Hayao Nakayama turned up at the door and said, ‘Well, I don’t agree either but I promised that you would make the decisions for the US, the areas of software and marketing so therefore go ahead and do what you want to do.’ And so we did

>I didn’t want to bring out the Saturn at all that year. I was open about that and this was the first time I was overruled. I wanted to wait until the following year and introduce it at the same time as the machines being introduced by our competitors. It was too confusing to market all of these systems at the same time. But the machine was introduced even earlier than we thought. We didn’t have enough at the CES show or for the retailers. We could only supply three retailers so the others were pissed off at us and it was just a disaster. It was a really dumb, dumb decision. I blame myself that I couldn’t convince him not to do that.

>>201264

Damn, a man works his ass off to turn a D company into a giant of the entertainment industry, and it all went to waste because of some arrogant old fucks in Japan who had no clue how to market their products in their own country.

Do you have any information on how sega was treating their second-party developers like shit? I know that Sonic! Software Planning (Shining Force) received less and less funding and moral support with each game despite EVERY shining title selling a minimum of 500K in Japan.

>>201268

Not sure about that, but I was reading another interesting bit of info. Turns out that in 1995, some guys from Sony approached Tom about going into a joint venture with Sega. It will probably come as no surprise that the bosses in Japan said no, stating "Sony doesn't know how to make hardware. They don't know how to make software, either."

Fast forward to a few months later at the first E3, and Tom had to announce that the Saturn was already being shipped (he didn't want to), and that it was going to retail for $399. His former pigorker Steve Race, now employed by Sony, walked up to the mike and simply said "299".

>>201274

I remember reading about that as well. Hindsight is 20/20, but you can't help but wonder if at least one representative from nintendo and sega didn't get goosebumps after the sony rep walked out the door in a huff.

Another black mark against sega' imbecilic management is the fact that after firing Kalinske they made the recently-fired-from-sony bernie stolar the head of their american branch. Karma's a bitch isnt it?

>>201277

>probably going to be a disastrous launch for the new Fire Emblem

Why? I'm really not up to date with the recent vidya news. What happened?

>>201287

They hire some translation team /v/ doesn't like and they shit their collective pants and declared Nintendo doomed.

>>201287

Can't speak for anyone beyond myself, but I went to the launch party as press, and it was dead in the water. Hands down the worst launch party I've attended, and I've been to a comic launch at a sex club. Hall was too small, people got stuck in -30 outside, only a few demos, a few amiibos to show off. I was talking to a Nintendo rep/interviewer who kept trying to play it up as a huge success, but nah, man. Same guy kept harassing some of the girls there too. One of them had to tell him to fuck off on camera.

>>201190

>I don't really see any Nintendo worship among gamers anymore.

It was never gamers but nintespergs like bob, as I said before its just like macfags, they are both tiny groups of obsessed autists who will never shut up about how their shit was popular in the early 90s and they manage to make a ton of noise which makes it seem like the crap they like is more popular than it really is.

And just like the wiiu didn't sell shit macs are still less than 5% of the global PC market

The 3DS is the new GBA: no competition to worry about and basically the single actual source of revenue for nintendo

>he stopped playing almost totally during college

The fuck he went to college for?

And yet, they still make profit. Eppur, si muove.

>>201098

>Bitching about how cold the weather is

>Wearing metal pins on your face

what a dumb cunt

>>201287

> Take out weeaboo petting minigame because they don't want bad press from SJWs, weeaboo crowd disowns the game

> Still too weeaboo/animu for hardcore FE originalists who hate the romancing features, they disown the game

> SJWs didn't want it to begin with, but are still deriding it for X and Y reasons they usually cry about

> /v/ hates Treehouse (localization team) with a passion

I feel like by trying to appeal to everyone, they dropped the ball and ended up pissing off a lot of different groups. It'll be interesting to see how many units it pushes, given the amount of people I saw who said they were cancelling preorders.

>>201299

> The fuck he went to college for?

Communications, I think is what he said in his book. IIRC, he only went to Community College, and after that worked at Blockbuster full time.

>>201447

Nintendo should stick to make the games hey want, instead of trying to appeal to the unpleasable, sad people of the Internet.

>>201447

>Communications

That explains everything

>>201451

Nintendo literally has no idea what sells anymore, their upcoming console its literally an ouya running android

>>201460

Maybe they should hire you, since you seem to know everything.

>>201447

They didn't remove the headpats, it was supposedly just a rumor that got out of hand

/v/ hates Treehouse because of their inability to stop shoving memes and cringeworthy dialogue in all of their games

>>201476

Remember that Reggie was the one to give Prime 2's marketing budget to Geist.

Remember Geist?

>>201478

I've been hearing that, but I've also been hearing THAT'S just a rumor that got out of hand, and then there's streamers and shit and at this point I don't even care, I'll just see for sure when it comes out on Friday.

The latter point you brought up is what I'm worried about the most. I've seen the stuff from Xenoblade X. I didn't ever catch anything too egregious in Fire Emblem Awakening but A) I don't know if they did that game and B) I could just really not be remembering any particularly bad examples.

>>201474

Dude, they are throwing away a console that's still almost new for yet another box that will most likely run an android distro, and at the same time they are going to develop games for android and ios

Whatever they are smoking at nintendo they need to quit it

>>201476

Uh, thanks?

>>201481

>Remember Geist?

Nobody does

>>201280

Stolar then went on to cancel Streets of Rage 4 for the Dreamcast, because he had never heard of the Streets of Rage franchise.

>>201485

Outside of a YOLO in one of the add-ons that's all I can think of. That and the absurd Tharja bikini censorship.

has bob actually been kicked from screwattack.

no vids for a while but then i havent seen any drama from it

>>201525

here's hoping

>>201447

> SJWs didn't want it to begin with, but are still deriding it for X and Y reasons they usually cry about

SJWs fell in love with the series due to Awakening's Tumblr fanbase. They mistakenly believe that the inclusion of a gay/lesbian romance option in the upcoming one was aimed at them (as opposed to FE just finally becoming aware of Yaoi/Yuri shipping from the JP fans), and as most SJWs are fanfic tards themselves, it seems like a match.

I didn't mind the who petting minigame thing because honestly that seemed like stupid shit that was only there to remind you 'This handheld has a touch screen', or to make up for the fact that the touch screen was pretty damn useless in Awakening. My beef with the American teams is that they tend to fuck up characters solely to insert memes or reinterpret characters as they see fit. Henry got the worst of this treatment, seen with his Olivia conversations; instead of his original persona of someone who has some serious personal issues, and puts up a facade of cheeriness and smiles to ignore having to deal with them, they cut out every bit of that and had him as a flat, wacky psycho who disregards others concerns about those same problems.

And then they left his original solo ending in, so his whole implied suicide makes no goddamn sense in the American version, because they made him seem perfectly cocks to be himself.

>>201478

>>201485

Not only was it a rumor that got out of hand, everyone that reported it had the same source: Kotaku. Big fucking surprise, there.

>>201607

So, the all necause how could mighty /v/ listened and believed, because how could they pass an opportunity for being angry and miserable. God, sometimes /v/irgins are worse than wizards.

>>201608

Fuck this keyboard.

>So, the allmighty /v/ listened and believed.

>>201608

At least wizards can have a semi-legit cause for being pissed. I'd be angry too if I gave up on life and pissed in bottles like I was NEET Howard Hughes.

>>201617

I think Howard Hughes would piss in an expensive test tube, and send it to the Mayo Clinic to be thoroughly analyzed.

>>201622

He lived like a wealthy wizard except for the sex. Guy was pissing in julay bottles when these wizards' parents were a twinkle in their grandparents' eyes.

That guy always fascinated me.

>>201624

He did some pretty wild and daring things back in the day. And even when he went full wizard he still made headlines, like with the fake memories affair.

>>201634

Yeah, I can't imagine any wizard making The Spruce Goose or making movies or starting an airline company or almost getting the rights to Monday Night Footballor being played by Leonardo DeCaprio

>>201617

>>201622

>>201624

>>201634

In all honesty guy was born a millionaire, most wizards are poorfags living the penny pincher lifestyle

Which doesnt means hughes didn't grow his companies to several orders of magnitude more than his dad did

Anyway, fucking sucks we know next to nothing about his neet days because of those fucking mormons who were mooching off him to get his fortune

>>201872

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

Voiced by one of the manliest men ever to live, Norio Wakamoto.

>>201905

That reminds me, I've always wondered if Bob had a vendetta against anime because of the ultraviolent OVAs that dominated the 80's and 90's. I know stuff like Mad Bull 34 would give SJWs a stroke if they saw it, I'd imagine it would ruffle the delicate sensibilities of nerds like Bob even back then as well.

>>201872

Waka waka

>>201913

Considering his knowledge of Japan begins and ends with nintendo, I'd honestly be surprised if he even remembers anime exists.

If he does, I'd bet he secretly hates it because it made his precious 80's cartoons look objectively worse in comparison, even the ones done by the same studios such as transformers.

>>201922

What is probably funny about this is that both Bob and Faraci's knowledge about Batman is about the same as Jahns, but act like they have some fucking nerd cred that no one gives a shit about.

>>201922

I remember when someone in the comments of the Escapist said that Bob's opinion on whatever the subject matter was was the same as Faraci, and Bob just copies what ever he says. I was curious about this and started to look into Faraci who I had never heard of at that point. Turns out, Faraci also thinks Spiderman 3 gets too much hate and the emo scene is genious because Parker is a nerd and that is his idea of "cool." Him and Bob have the same exact opinion of Interstellar and numerous other movies that had come out around that time. And by similar, I mean bordering on plagiarism similar, and Faraci's articles came out first before Bob would make a video.

I already didn't like Bob and thought of him as kind of pathetic, but this put him on a whole new level. It showed me that Bob has no real original thought of his own and just parrots whatever people who are "higher" than him say.

>>201960

Spiderman 3 does get too much hate though, it was before Iron Man and The Dark Knight really defined the cape subgenre so you had Sam Rami kinda improvising and working with uncharted territory. Sure the end result was bad, but there was still a lot of creativity and imagination. At the very least, Spider Man 3 avoids being boring, which is really the worst thing for a movie like that.

>>201969

Spiderman 3 ended up being an atrocity due to the shoehorning in of an additional villain into a movie that wasn't designed for it.

Elements were decent, but even Rami would probably admit the movie was terrible given the conditions.

>>201969

Oh yeah I consider Spiderman 3 to be the best comedy I have ever seen.

It is still a fucking trash movie though and people like Bob defending it is due to contrarian reasons because whatever is out now they want to hate on. He does the same shit with the Prequels and Batman and Robin, defending them with a fervor that no sane adult should give a shit about.

>>201971

>even Rami would probably admit the movie was terrible given the conditions.

He did admit it

>>201785

>Have no idea who the fuck Jeremy Jahns is

>Look his Twat profile up

>Channel Autism

Please Let Bloob pick a fight with CA that'd be amazing

>>201960

We've already proven this ITT though with his backpedalling on Shillary

>>201971

>Spiderman 3 ended up being an atrocity due to the shoehorning in of an additional villain into a movie that wasn't designed for it.

This. Between casting Topher Grace as Venom and cramming Sandman in, I was getting shades of Batman and Robin. At least the first two movies were good.

>>201978

It's Venom, not Sandman, that was crammed in.

Raimi wanted to do more of a Lee/Ditko/Romita sort of Spider-Man movie and the execs wanted fucking Venom because he's really popular.

>>201972

Batman and Robin isn't even a terrible movie though, the only reason it gets hate is because it came out after the animated series had already established a tone for what Batman should be. If it was released back in the 80's or even the early 90's, people would be praising it the same way they do Rocky Horror Picture show. It's a great use of stylized camp and schlock with cool set design and choreographed action.

>>201979

The Symbiote arc is one of Spider Man's most famous stories, so for once I don't blame the execs. Raimi should have either went with their idea or told them to fuck off instead of trying to go halfway.

>>202003

>Batman and Robin isn't even a terrible movie though, the only reason it gets hate is because it came out after the animated series

What. No it came out after the Tim Burton films.

And for the record the cartoon is styled after those movies too so yeah people thought Batman and Robin was garbaged compared to the Burton stuff.

>>202003

>The Symbiote arc is one of Spider Man's most famous stories, so for once I don't blame the execs

It's also a convoluted arc that would take at least two movies to set up properly. One for the Symbiote costume and another for Venom himself.

Whereas 'Spider-Man fights the Sandman' isn't convoluted at all.

>Raimi should have either went with their idea or told them to fuck off instead of trying to go halfway.

He tried to tell them to fuck off but they wouldn't listen. The fact that there hasn't been a good Spider-Man movie since Spider-Man 2 is entirely Sony's fault.

I just watched Deadpool yesterday. I can only imagine how much Blobbo must have been triggered by this movie.

Movie spoilers: the fact that Deadpool owns an Adventure Time watch and faps to downies makes it even better

>>201979

IIRC the plan was always Sandman, Vulture, with Harry being a behind the scenes villain and not Green Goblin. Vulture was supposed to get a sympathetic take (not Sandman) but Sony HATED the idea of an old man villain (even one played by a big name character actor) and demanded he use Venom instead.

Also adding to the chaos was that James Franco was only signed for three films and was quite open he was not returning. So they had to rush Harry's arc to kill him off.

The thing that flung the entire Spider-Man franchise off the rail in the end, was Raimi trying to do Vulture AGAIN. Sony was also embolden with Kirsten Dunst announcing she was bailing on the franchise too, so they started pushing Black Cat and Anne Hathaway as a new series love interest. So they told Raimi he could ONLY do Vulture if he made Vulture female and cast Hathaway. Which caused Raimi and Toby to bail.

>>202473

I'm not an expert, but I find annoying how every single movie shoves down my throat the romantic interest trope.

Since you people seem so knowledgeable on Spider Man, is true that Fox lost the movie rights to the franchise? Or will they keep churning out movies like the Fantastic Four fiasco in order to retain the rights?

>>202477

It's Sony not Fox that has the Spidey rights.

Spider-Man is largely defined by his love interest MJ though. To the point that you have fans (and some of them are major lulpigs worthy of documenting in their own threads on this board) who are ready to burn Marvel in effigy if MJ and Peter are not together, not married. Hell, there are fans out there who consider Spider-Man DEAD ever since One More Day wiped out the MJ marriage and refuse to acknowledge any story or film until the marriage is restored. So it's a big deal.

As for Sony, when ASM2 tanked, they basically cut a deal with Disney/Marvel to try and save face. Basically, Disney/Marvel can use Spidey in Civil War and other projects and in return, Sony gets access to the creative teams behind the Disney/Marvel movies (many of which are under long term contracts with Marvel) to work on the upcoming third attempt at a Spider-Man reboot, which will involve the version of Spidey that will make his debut in Civil War.

>>202473

I seem to remember Raimi wanted John Malkovich for Vulture.

I would have wanted to watch that movie.

>>202473

How long would it have been until Bruce Campbell played Hobgoblin or some other smart ass villain?

>>202489

honestly, I was expecting him to be Mysterio or maybe Chameleon

think about it, he keeps showing up but only we recognize him

>>202124

This.

I think it MAY have been possible in one film but it would still be busy as fuck. Really needed to be saved for the 4th movie

>>202003

>Batman and Robin

Its retarded but retarded in a Caesar Romeros moustache kind of way. People pretend one is totally tongue in cheek and the other was just bad but they both knew how fucking stupid they were.

It's been hated on so much over the last decade that it's going to be loved by those exact same people in a few years when it's become hip.

>>202489

Probably never

I would not be shocked if playing random extras was the only way to get Campbell to appear in the Spider-Man films, since Campbell is notoriously picky about what roles he does.

>>202568

It still sucks.

Part of it is that no one wanted a campy Mr Freeze and Arnold was not who people wanted (Anthony Hopkins was a popular fan pick for playing Mr Freeze ala the BTAS version). And they messed up both Poison Ivy and Bane badly too, along with Batgirl. And wasted George Clooney.

The biggest sin is though, is that Batman Forever had people's hopes up. BF was campy but it was toned down for the most part and played the concepts straight even though Riddler and Two-Face were badly bowlderized (Two-Face was one dimensionally evil, Riddler was a poor man's Joker with Kool Aid hair).

>>202587

You're right, he did turn down the lead in Cave Alien 4.

>>202590

I have to disagree on Forever; that movie might not have gone full camp like it's successor did, but it was still far to campy to work. Think of it this way: Val Kilmer was riding high off of Tombstone, and this one movie sunk his career for years.

>>202622

His parents disowned him?

>>202622

Of course, he has to resort to the tired cliché that Zelda has been "RUINED FOREVER!" He says the same shit spergs have been saying since Zelda II, but he thinks he is being quite original and witty. I wonder how is he going to react once he finds Link has not pink hair anymore.

>>202622

Either the doc just told him he's about to lose a foot/go blind due to his diabetus or his patreon went down

>>202590

>Anthony Hopkins

No fucking way he was going to be in that movie, maybe before the silence of the lambs but not after that

is Bobert done with Screwattack?

>>202622

first person shooters started to get more popular and people actually had the gall to enjoy something that he doesn't?

You know, it's funny. I always wondered why Nintendo fans aren't known for being as spergtastic as the Sanic fanbase considering that the level of atsimu in the fantatics is very similar. And then it hit me. Sanic fans aren't like that necessarily because of the furfaggotry (although it certainly helps), the furfaggotry is just the symptom. Really, from my personal perspective, it's because Nintendo still knows how to make a game that is good and appeals to a general audience while SEGA went full Coldsteel with Sanic for about a decade if not to this current day. The amount of spergs are about the same, it's just that the popularity of Nintendo's games make the proportion of spergs a lot lower.

>>202653

He wouldn't know that in the first place because it was a filthy snes game. Link no longer having green eyebrows, now that would sen him reeling.

>>202690

Not quite; depending on who you talk to, people will say nintendo's quality control took a nose dive with the n64, cube, wii, the ambulance, and there is a laundry list of weak main series titles to back those claims up. The dates may vary from person to person, but the consensus is that nintendo has fallen off the wagon at some point.

>>202692

>>202690

Addendum: "Popularity" isn't very applicable to the big N, not when the 3ds is struggling to market itself an the wii u is all but buried.

People here has some Kotaku level of analysis, and syntax. Damn.

I don't want to visit

>>202631

>His parents disowned him?

Wouldn't you?

>>202696

Fuck, "I don't even want to find out how is /v/ nowadays.

>>202690

The difference is that nintendo actively patrols its userbase to keep it from soiling their image, they have sent C&D to a lot of loyal spergs who were doing weird shit

But sega couldn't give less of a fuck in part because its not sega anymore but sammy, another big faceless jap conglomerate

>>202622

I dunno what the fuck he's on about. Majora's Mask was the Zelda title released in 2000.

I'm still wondering when Bob's past videos are going to get him in trouble. He made lots of SJW unfriendly jokes (mostly about how various movie and game females were hot and he'd like to fuck them) over the course of his earlier videos.

He's gonna say something stupid sooner or later like Peter Coffin or Wu and then people will look into his past and he'll discover that his "good ally" status was worth as much as a fart in the wind.

>>202711

Bob's not talking about Majora's Mask being shit, he's talking about the hate-dom that Windwalkers has and placing himself in the camp of Nintendo fans who consider Zelda "ruined forever" by Windwalker.

You may have forgotten about it, but Windwalker was the subject to a HUGE backlash when it was first announced and Nintendo revealed their cutesy redesign for Link for the game.

LOTS LOTS LOTS of Zelda fans HATED, ABSOLUTELY HATED the new cartoony Link redesign and the decision to toonify Zelda for the game. And the emphasis on sailing/island hopping for the basis of the game child abuser.

While Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword returned to the classic OoT/MM design, it broke the base pretty badly.

>>202592

Actually Batman Forever was the high point of Val Kilmer's career. He basically pissed his career away after 1995 with a trio of horrible flops: The Island of Doctor Monroe, The Saint, and Ghost In the Darkness.

>>202743

Nintendo fans are whinny bitches. My favourite is when they reclaim Nintendo to go all grimdark. Fucking spergs…

>>202751

Sums up Nintendo fans very well. I'm amazed there hasn't been any Spoony wannabe shouting "BETRAYAL!" At Shiggy at E3.

>>202757

Nintendo fans are the quiet, hover-handing types of spergs, which is a direct result of chad consistently shittalking their love of obese plumbers an mute elves since middle school.

>>202718

Because they either don't get any or are appealing to people who don't get any. Note that I said people. Because I'm pretty sure a lot of women on Tumblr are either sex-starved or the sex is unsatisfying.

>>202763

And now I'm depressed for them. I mean, how bad can sex get? Do I want to know?

>>202782

They could be communicating their needs but the partner is still unwilling to meet them.

>>202751

That's not quite right. All the 3D Zelda games have massive problems that make them simply boring. But there will always be those people who like a particular game and want that one. I would say that if Twilight Princess had not been shit then people who preferred the Wind Waker artstyle would still have enjoyed it regardless.

(personally I didn't mind the Wind Waker artstyle. Sure, it looked like a game for babies, but at least it looked like something, rather than those horrible CGI-anime faces in Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword. It looks even worse in HD now that they are remastering TP)

>>202888

Thanks for your very important opinion.

>>199117

i like this post

>>202891

>) 23:33:56 e230c1 No.202761

>>>202757

>Nintendo fans are the quiet, hover-handing types of spergs, which is a direct result of chad consistently shittalking their love of obese plumbers an mute elves since middle school.

>▶Anonymous  02/21/16 (Sun) 23:37:04 8d2be5 No.202763>>202782

Yw

>>202743

>Height

Not even close.

>>202936

You alright anon?

>>200980

>Console market crashes

>console gamers are Marginalized

>most gamers go extinct

>autists like me keep playing daggerfall and ultima on Dosbox.

>mainstream gaming dies

>only CRPGs, RTS and grand strategy survive

Sounds good to me

>>198964

On a more serious note, what do we actually know about blobs childhood? There seems to be a lot of arrows pointing in the direction of trauma

>>202622

>>202622

Perhaps he identifies so strongly with games (such as Mario) from the 90s, that when the decade ended he felt like a part of him did to. I've said this before, but man does he look old for 35.

>>203060

Having that much fat on your body will age you.

>>203048

I've heard people throw around that MovieBob might have gotten touched when he was a kid. I had a professor who was a fat kid back in the 50s who said that a pedophile tried to get him drunk. Fat kids can definitely get touched too.

>>203048