/cow/ - Lolpigs

>>196513

Mux the timed sub file into the video for MKV and then convert the finished package into webm.

>>196531

Anyone else unable to view it due to it being corrupt?

>>196533

Werks 4 me

How long until we hear about the suicide of someone named Joshua Moon?

>>196535

Or find a bunch of greasy black unwashed hair in a bag of pig feed

>>196533

I made it and it shows perfect in mpv but the colors get all fucked when viewed in firefox. Just watch it offline if you need to.

>>196539

You should try it in Palemoon

:^)

Updated Rustling List

1. Pig Farms

2. Palemoon

3. Blimps

>>196552

And Biker gangs and being unable to climax in cuckparty's girl.

>>196552

What is Palemoon? And why does Josh hate blimps?

>>196554

You have some sort of insane sped hate against catparty

>>196556

A web browser that triggers Josh.

http://forum.palemoon.org/viewtopic.php?t=10655#p74273

>>196556

>What is Palemoon

A based firefox-fork used by all the cool kids and developed exclusively by functioning autists

>>196565

>>196562

Thanks. But why does he hate blimps?

>>196554

Yeah I noticed you popped up before in the previous thread with constant references to Framer.

You should lay off the obsession, it's sorta creepy.

>>196556

Strange fork of Firefox which makes up a small percentage of 8chan users. Jewsh thought it was a good idea to publicly bash Palemoon users and went out of his way to make it clear he wouldn't cater towards optimizing Infinity Next for them. No PR sense.

I think the blimp reference is tied to something mass government survelliance related. Like he was adverse to spying to such an extent that stealth blimps became a fear.

Anyone have a giant pig float?

Hotwheels should have known better than to add 'fuck my shit up' to the poll. Channers will naturally gravitate to voting for it, especially when few will actually know what any of the options are.

Hopefully he doesn't use it as an excuse to pull the plug, tempting as it must be

>>196554

Someone had sex with null? Why?

>>196556

for what i understand josh made some post on the palemoon forms(i dont have the screen cap sorry) and he got banned so now he has a vendetta against it

>>196572

Someone had sex with Chris.

After he paid them money.

>>196566

This. Blimps? What is this autism?

>>196576

Nevermind read it above. Some cocks on this could be hilarious though.

>>>/pol/4703826

>>>/b/5206624

Anyone else see this shit? Some autist has apparently "proved" Josh was an /intl/ goon double agent.

>>196525

Are pigs the new bikers?

>>196582

As someone who knows Josh more then he should, this is bullshit.

>>196577

I cant repost the image due to it already being posted, but Glaive was fired for posting a picture of a blimp with the words "NSA SPYING BELOW"

>>196597

When you're dedicated enough to host a website whose main purpose is making fun of lolcows, inevitably your sanity breaks from all the stupid shit you have to deal with.

>>196601

Well so far Jews! and Homor haven't cracked… Yet =^)

>>196602

You obviously weren't there during Homor's chimpout back on 888chan.

>>196603

I'm a relative newfag, so I wasn't even there. Do tell

>>196585

I don't get why that's a reason to not use next. It's free software. All HW has to do is for it and acknowledge that Josh wrote some of the code. You don't have to be friends with someone to use their code, especially if it's licensed under AGPL (like next is).

>>196604

My memory is shitty, but from what I can remember, Homor and the other /cow/ admins were in tinychat and Homor mentions that he cleaned his walls. People ask him to prove it and he keeps avoiding the question. He eventually admits that he didn't clean his walls and proceeds to sulk and act all maudlin for over a week. Perhaps someone who was there around the same time can fill in the details.

>>196561

Cat cucked him with his own mom.

>>196602

Honor cracked a long time ago.

>>196597

>Null, if you're reading this

He absolutely is, by the way. He's far too obsessive and egotistical to do anything short of reading every word in this thread.

We all knew you would fail, Null.

You know, all in all this was probably a good experience for Null as a person. He discovered his limitations. He learned that he has no talent in the career he wants and to give it up. He discovered new skill he can use to find a new career. He has experience emptying piss jugs and carrying the handicapped. Perhaps he could get a job as a caretaker at a nursing home.

Old people love to talk and listen to kids. Like Null they crave attention. His job would have simple easy instructions. He can discover what is and is not socially acceptable.

Mistakes into miracles

>>196582

Update: they stickied it /pol/. They sure do love conspiracy theories!

>>196603

>Homor's chimpout back on 888chan.

Literally when?

The closest I can remember to what you're talking about was when Theed chimped out at me. Or those times I can sucked into a banal, self-indulgent political debate with some insane dude who clearly had borderline personality disorder.

The latter was definitely my fault and I take full responsibility for that. The former was just Theed suffering from a full-blown, psychotic, bi-polar meltdown. I mean, the dude fucking called my house.

>>196632

>Homor has a few lolcow qualities, like watching cartoons

Tons of millennials watch cartoons. It's like, nothing. It's like saying watching bad cop shows is a "lolcow tendency."

>>196654

The biggest issue with 8ch is designing for handling it's large load. It's to a point where the hard drive IO are being maxed out. I really don't think it should be as hard as Josh makes it seem though.

>>196659

Josh only knows how to develop forums, not imageboards.

Remember, he only found out what hyperthreading was a few weeks ago.

>>196568

well,she did have sex with null. it's funny and it should be brought up.

WEW

https://twitter.com/infinitechan/status/691949077022420992

https://twitter.com/8ntech/status/691950106283737090

Null

>>196601

His insanity pre-Kiwi is on display at Blockland.

>>196636

>Perhaps he could get a job as a caretaker at a nursing home.

Would you really want that man babysitting your parents?

I got give Hotwheels his props. He realised Null was a liability and kicked him to the curb before it was too late. A lesser man would have turned a blind eye and probably let him destroy the business.

>>196673

He's such a drama queen.

Null really needs to chill the fuck out.

>>196670

>>196672

Quick Q tho, serious Q:

Why are you still lurking here?

>>196676

Man, what the fuck happened to Null? He used to seem relatively normal if a little bit douchey/dorky. Now he's balls-to-the-wall insane.

It's like he's a character in a bad sitcom that's in it's last few seasons.

>>196677

I have a theory here: Deaglenation and success.

When he first hosted the forum, he was humble. He was ran out of the Blockland community and didn't want to make the same mistakes twice with his hubris. Everything was small - you only ever had about 10 people max on the place at once.

With Deaglenation combined with Chris's house burning down, the forum exploded. Suddenly you had all the success going to his head. So he then went back to his old ways.

I just think its funny that he still wants to develop NEXT after all of this.

What really gets me on that audio stream is how brokenhearted Hotwheels sounds. "I don't understand, he even came over and we had pizza!" He seems completely taken aback at how someone could have such a dog shit personality like Josh does. You would think, considering his condition and dealing with people who populate chans, that he would be pretty cynical about letting people into his life who aren't better vetted.

Kind of got my feels tbh.

>>196679

And Josh bringing up the whole "I carried you like an infant" is a really low blow. Josh is a pretty bad guy all around.

>>196680

Even some of us who really don't like Null are surprised with the way he's been acting.

The only thing that would make this situation even better would be if Robert suddenly showed back up to heckle Null.

>>196669

I'd have no problem with that. My KIDS, on the other hand…

>>196676

Someone should copy all the Next code before Josh starts deleting fucking everything

>>196678

This is a good theory, anon.

>>196609

Right, like modafinil will do anything if you're a complete mistake of a human being with no skills whatsoever.

>>196679

Hotwheels is a little warm cinnamon bun and doesn't deserve half the shit he puts up with.

>>196696

Yeah well if you go back to Nulls really, REALLY early posts, he's… Approachable! Nice! The kind of guy who you would want to hang around with! If he kept with this sort of attitude and didn't find it necessary to inject himself in troll shit, I think a majority of us would look at this whole situation and point fingers at Hotwheels.

Hell, back then he would write lengthy paragraphs about why he banned X person in a calm and civil tone.

>>196705

Null was hiding his true colors back then. No need to fake decency once you're in charge, right?

>>196705

Yeah. A lot of people didn't like Null, but he always seemed like a decent enough person even if he made poor choices. He always acted rational and explained himself pretty well.

Every since this Next thing started, he completely changed. He stopped even pretending to be rational or professional and just turned into a total dick.

>>196703

So true.

Also, we should change the worldfilter ki.wi to pig. Aka Null, the guy in charge of the Pig Farms.

https://medium.com/@infinitechan/infinity-never-3d5f733af739#.lkrrdnpch

>>196710

https://spit.mixtape.moe/view/6249b7fc#L7

2016-01-15 00:50:24 %n-tech and people think I already rape dead boys

2016-01-15 00:50:30 %n-tech so if they think i rape dead boys and leak IPs

2016-01-15 00:50:35 %n-tech i don't think I'm inclined to care anymore

>>196710

This is fucking gold.

>I just don’t get why he never seemed to be able to go on his own. A cripple and his aide can’t lend a huge guy much protection

>I can’t believe that Josh won’t even work on this simple thing without drugs.

>Joshua Conner Moon scammed a meme website out of $12,000 so that he could feel superior to a cripple and fuck with people who called him mean names now that he can no longer leak their IPs.

>>196709

kiwi

kiwi farms

>>196706

Personally I think he was trying to change something. He was beat down pretty hard in the blockland saga and he only hosted the forums just *after* all that drama. Even then, he was mostly hands off.

When the cwcki forums started to become huge, thats when things changed for him I would gather.

>>196710

>his only local friend other than me was another expat from the Kiwi Farms

Did someone else move to the phillipines with Josh, or did this kiwifag already live there?

>>196608

Whoooa, just came across this post and I feel like I have to clear the record. I'll do a polite sage because it's totally off-topic. I've been talking about my own shit in this thread way too much as is.

Absolutely none of that happened. All of this is a massive misconception from a two-year long game of internet telephone.

I came into TC, Ali Babbo (a terrible, unbearable faggot from all the back in 789) was acting like a weenfag saying shit like "Homor people are watching you!!" and "Homor do you play with legos??" and I was brushing it off, trying to ignore it and joking right along with him even though

I left to go watch Archer, and when I came back everyone was acting like some kind of horrible drama bomb just dropped. Turns out, Ali Babbo was pretending to be me in the chat, shouting really ween bullshit about walls and photos and shit.

I don't know why he did it. Maybe when he saw he wasn't getting the reaction out of me that he wanted he got pissed off and decided to just make shit up himself. Maybe it was an off-hand joke that got out of hand. I don't know, that shit was crazy.

Because of this event, I got banned on the forums for 30 days. I asked for the ban to be lifted on IRC and mentioned that I was suffering from some pretty bad anxiety and depression issues at the time. Honestly that's kind of a faggy thing to say about a forum ban but you gotta keep in mind I really was having mental issues (I'm on medication now so it's gotten better) so I was saying/doing some pretty dumb shit.

And then Theed, that pussy destroying, loyal and huggable, morally upright rock and roll sex god, decided to "leak" the things I said on IRC onto /cow/. Then he made a thread about me. And another. And another. And he kept doing it until he got a temp ban. None of this should have bothered me - but again - serious, unmediated depression- so it really fucked with my head.

Now, keep in mind I had never done anything to this guy. I was fairly certain we were on good terms and we even talked on Steam. I think he only launched his mighty ween attack against me because he saw that I was vulnerable.

But the story had a happy ending: Theed had a major, public meltdown on the boards and completely humiliated himself before swearing he'd quit /cow forever because everyone but him was a stupid fag and he was awesome. As you can tell >>196670 he didn't do shit.

Basically… it's all really fucking gay.

>>196714

>and it's written by a lolcow who rapes and murders boys and women

W-

What?

What the fuck is he talking about?

Also that WebM is the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen.

>>196719

>8chan is stealing 8chan's code

https://medium.com/@infinitechan/infinity-never-3d5f733af739#.37fuw38g0

For those of you overlooking the link.

>>196724

Never mind. Fuck.

>>196710

>Three days ago, January 23rd 2016, Joshua and I ate pizza and watched King of the Hill. He was talking about how he had gained weight and it was hard to find clothes for people his size here, so I showed him one of my favorite episodes — Husky Bobby, from Season 2. After that, I asked if he wanted to watch more as we were waiting. He said sure so I put on my favorite episode — Lupe’s Revenge. Since we still had more time, I figured since we had just been there ourselves we watched Returning Japanese.

That's the sweetest part of the story. HW is a fucking angel and I wanna hug him if I ever meet him IRL. I'm going to have a big dumb smile on my face whenever Lupe's Revenge is on.

>Never hire a lolpig without a lawyer present. They will write code for you, then claim its theirs and not allow you to license future versions however you wish. They will then try to dox anyone else who contributed in the spirit of “agreement”.

Haha, he actually called Josh a lolpig, the absolute madman!

>>196739

>lolpig

Best filter yet

https://web.archive.org/web/20160126184325/http://8ch.net/pol/res/4703826.html

http://8ch.net/pol/res/4703826.html

What do you guys think of the goonspiracy? Tinfoil or no?

>>196760

Even the tinfoil is wearing tinfoil.

>>196760

Either way, Null is gone now

>>196763

This

>>196760

I think this is why I haven't gone to /pol/ in almost a year.

>>196766

You don't need to, they bring their autism to the rest of the site anyway.

>>196760

Is he autistic? yes

Is he a narcissist? Absolutely

but I've never seen him once mention SA. I'd be very surprised if he were a goon. He's just a jackass who can't handle the slightest bit of criticism

>>196756

Mochi is a bitch but she's hot

>>196771

that's a good point. Even the blockland users thought he was too autistic, so SA would probably throw him under the bus, too.

>>196772

Wouldn't surprise me either. there's a fuckload of tumblrites in kiwifarms, so having some SA posters wouldn't be far fetched.

>>196770

I really do wonder if she provides "extra service".

>>196771

No one really likes mods or admins. They are authority figures and a lot of the people posting on these sites are anti authoritarian to such an extent that they absolutely hate mods. It's like the black lives matter activist. They have no real leadership to speak of because they reject leadership. The result is a bunch of spoiled petulant kids damaging all the work of real civil rights activist, like Sanders. That was an embarrassing moment for all involved. All because this generation has no respect for any authority. How many times has the crowd here turned on site owners and admins? We call that one the melted candle with pink pubes and the other "the spic".

Yeah, Null is a douche. What did you expect from someone who runs a site dedicated to making fun of people online? Is he worse than our own? No offense but we are probably going to turn on Jews eventually.

If Null wasn't so secure on Kiwi, I'd expect someone like Katsu to pull off a sort of palace coup using the programming of Kiwi. Of course, that's not going to happen.

Still, makes you think that as fucked up as Null is, there could always be someone worse waiting in the wings.

>>196773

>Wouldn't surprise me either. there's a fuckload of tumblrites in kiwifarms, so having some SA posters wouldn't be far fetched.

More likely than you think. Check the thread on SA for some massive goonshielding.

>>196781

Another fuck up waiting to temporarily take his place. The second incarnation is always shorter lived. It's a nasty cycle. Which could be fun to watch. When it happens there is bound to be a dump of logs about him and he will attempt damage control.

>>196780

Null is a particularly bad admin because he isn't a leader and can't make decisions.

You can see with Kiwi he would waste his time implementing half assed things and then abandoning them halfway through. He would never do anything for other people and took pride in removing certain features people liked that annoyed him.

I remember he went on about how he spent literal hours tearing chat color functionality out because a particular user posted in chat colors. This hurt his autism so much that he wasted time on it.

Like I said earlier the guy is a social pariah now and he lets power go to his head. The only time he's ever been successful is when someone removes the decision making process altogether and just tells Null to do a repetitive simple task because it doesn't hurt his autism.

I think sites that are dedicated to making fun of people can work just fine as long as the administrators don't take things personally and do things for the good of their sites. Null is incapable of doing either. He only cares about himself.

>>196781

People have begged Katsu for years to take over the site. He's way too much of a pussy to do something like that.

He's also an irrational autist that believes retarded shit and rants about it in Kiwi chat constantly. You can see plenty of logs about it in kiwi threads. Having Katsu as admin would arguably be more lulzy than Null.

There have been like 6 or 7 splinter sites from kiwi since Null has taken over. So people have tried to organize a coup. It's just the fish aren't biting and the users have more loyalty to the forum itself and not the person who runs it.

>>196779

He does have a weird obsession with having control over shit that he likes that started with cwcki forums and grew from there. After that he wanted to be like ED so he made lolpig wiki. He offered to host /pig/ and got upset when we went here instead. He even offered to host wizardchan for reasons only he'll understand.

Gotta Host 'em all!

>>196785

/c.ow/ obviously, not /pig/ lol

>>196785

He wants power because he's insecure and wants people to look up to him and feel important.

>>196760

I usually don't ruin trolling schemes, but that thread wasn't started by the guy who archives /int*/ for >>126761.

>>196756

hotwheels said he fired her on that stream a few days ago

So this guy runs a website for lolpigs but is so touchy he couldn't take the bantz on 8chan and sperged out about it to the point he completely destroyed his professional reputation? Is this a joke? Wouldn't running a website about trolling people kind of inform you not to not take trolling seriously?

Also I keep going to kiwi farms and hoping to see a thread going over this moron. Are the forum members there too kowtowed to even try?

>>196797

>Also I keep going to kiwi farms and hoping to see a thread going over this moron. Are the forum members there too kowtowed to even try?

There have been a few Null threads, and one that was even like 10 pages long. But generally speaking he'll lock threads about him and start talking about how salty the people who make them are.

If there was actually a concerted effort to make a researched lolpig thread about him he'd lock it pretty fast. He also has a lot of apologists who will go after people who try to.

>>196799

>He also has a lot of apologists who will go after people who try to.

I would not be surprised if a lolpig thread about Hotwheels popped up on KF soon.

>>196799

Well he's already got some spaghetti on ED concerning his pedophilia and getting rejected by a QT on his own forum

>>196801

He's gotten rejected by like 20 women that go on his forum

Generally speaking if there's a chick that throws up her pic in the pics thread over there he'll start hitting on her awkwardly.

Once this banned user named HAL started fucking with him by posting as an Asian woman with a panda for an avatar. And used some Asian model as a picture. Sure enough Null started to hit on him and started to talk about pandas tits. And he was extremely pissed when he found out it was a guy the whole time

>>196710

this is amazing

>>196654

As a technician, this guy is a disgrace.

>>196802

Remember when he was going to drive a girl up to Massachusetts and get himself cucked by Jace for "epic lulz"? good times. Good thing Jace turned out to be a troll and lived in a different town, lol…

Pretty sure he had a thing for Candy too, which is why he banned her when she wouldn't stop making fun of him.

>>196808

Pretty sure if Candy wanted she could get Null nudes.

>>196673

>that pic

HOLY SHIT, MY SIDES!

>>196710

>Joshua Conner Moon scammed a meme website out of $12,000 so that he could feel superior to a cripple and fuck with people who called him mean names now that he can no longer leak their IPs.

Calling in Local Triads when?

>>196811

>Calling in Local Bikers when?

fix'd

>>196812

>Calling in Local Bikers when?

Calling in Bitcoin Bikers when?

fix'd fix

>>196816

He should have taken the anti-sperg pill.

>>196802

So in other words, a Sweetheart

There should be a sticky on every major board encouraging people to raid kiwi farms. It's time that null learned his place.

>>196827

>>196829

Didn't Glaive start one too? "National Shitposting Agency" or something?

>>196831

Oh yeah I forgot that one. It was why he was banned

>>196830

Wouldn't a bunch of autists "raiding" the farms be the definition of shipping coals to Newcastle?

>>196830

Yes please.

>>196760

>A friend of mine told me about modafinil, and since Josh mentions Adderall almost every other time I see him, I decided it would be a great way for him to experiment with something safe. I told Josh that Adderall is basically just meth pills, and he could get meth for cheaper if he was discrete, but he was convinced he needed this specific medication. I mention modafinil to him and after he doesn’t do much with it, I offer to go on a Facebook page where I saw it for sale and send a message for him and meet up with whoever.

So Josh is a pill-popper?

>>196654

Sauce?

How is that guy not dead yet?

>>196661

All he had to do was apologize, admit his mistake, and get extra help.

Instead his autism compelled him to do all of this.

>>196837

>All he had to do was apologize, admit his mistake, and get extra help.

This is Null we're talking about.

>>196833

Yes, but it would cause null to sperg out

>>196838

>He even admitted in chat that the black kids around his highschool avoided him because they thought he wanted to kill them.

>Josh

>killing anyone

>let alone ape youth

kek

>>196839

Good point, lol

>>196845

It also indicates why he's so incapable of understanding why people hate him. He talks on and on about how people hate him, people think he rapes dead children and so forth. He never accepts responsibility for his actions nor does he put 2 and 2 together and realize antagonizing people constantly makes them dislike him.

Null is almost fascinating to me as a lolpig since he constantly sees himself as persecuted and a victim even though he constantly pushes his friends around and treats them like shit.

Like read some of the Hotwheels logs. The guy legit thought of Null as a friend. And even in the stream said he didn't want people to bully him. Meanwhile Null tries to protect his precious Infinity Next software and accuses him of stealing it. A software he was paid to develop that he never finished.

>>196845

I wonder how hard it would be to ship him a live hog

>>196848

email Jim say you will give him around 50USD for a shoat. He would probably deliver it to Null's shithole apartment himself.

>>196855

That's some……Islamic cocks right there.

So what's next for Null? Back to America? Back to live with mum? Back to high school or is he looking to become a full-time lolpig now that Infinity Next has gone tits up along with his employment opportunities?

>>196860

A rope

>>196860

He's probably going to move back in with his mother unless a kiwi lets them live with him.

So he and Katsu might become roommates lovers

>>196863

>Implying they aren't already

lmao the owner of a lolpig website ends up being the biggest lolpig

xD

So if Null does off himself, we get Katsu as admin.

This is going to be fun. I can imagine even more staff members resigning. Katsu makes Meowthkip Numero Dos and the transformation into the Tumblrfarms will be complete.

It'll look better at first, but the site is built on a rotten foundation. Even if Null doesn't kill himself, the purges will intensify and he will only have sycophants. Say what you will about Dynastia, but it's nice to see someone who tells Null off on his site.

>>196866

>lmao the owner of a attention whore board ends up being the biggest attention whore

You're one to talk

I have to confess that I really tried to help Josh the idiot after the second failed migration. Me and a bunch of anons were on beta /next/ throwing ideas around to try and inspire him to find the root cause of the performance problem, because it seemed so close to completion, and we really wanted Next to not fail - after all, 8chan was crapping itself day after day, and it was getting worse. I even pointed out on /tech/ and /b/ threads that HW himself was also to blame, if not for the failures of the software, at least for not communicating properly with the userbase. It was all just Josh's announcements, Josh's tweets, Josh this and Josh that. I even went to IRC to bitch about HW not communicating with people about the problems.

Then the IP leak happened, and at that point, I finally saw that Next was finished. I mean, the guy is a fucking fruitcake. "Boohoo the anons don't liek me". Bitch we don't like anyone (except maybe Donald Trump). Moot had anons calling him a faggot, a kike, a cuck, for twelve years before he gave up - and that was from 4chan's userbase, much bigger than ours. Josh couldn't handle the banter from a couple hundred of anons for six months.

I hope he fucks off to his shitty forum or whatever and never comes out of it. Sperging out for a fucking Laravel clusterfuck that performs worse than a hacked version of Vichan. You incompetent goblin.

/rant mode off.

>>196869

there is nothing wrong with being an attention whore, especially if you're a superior intelligent beautiful amazing awesome super hot super cool super better then you goddess like me

>>196871

>goddess

You're a man

>>196866

>>196871

Is that even the real swami? Someone check his trip

>>196873

k whatever you say L O S E R lmao stay butthurt MRA gamergator scum

>>196874

ya

>>196868

Katsu's too beta to run a forum. He would just be a figurehead while someone else makes decisions

Even Null seemed to figure this shit out since he said he mostly trusted Glaive to take over if he left/kicked the bucket.

Please gentlemen, do not let a tripfag derail the thread

We are witnessing Null's moment of glory

>>196883

Someone plz add stuff about the whole Infinity Next drama on 8chan's Wikipedia page

Gee, I wonder who could have started this thread

http://8ch.net/tech/res/505553.html

>>196876

>a week's vacation

>not 29 years

>>196718

It's one of his stawmen. It's a tactic he constantly employs to mitigate criticism of him. No one has ever accused him of raping women and boys. What he's been accused of is threatening to rape women and of being sexually attracted to children.

>>196835

it's his gimmick. he does it for teh lulz

>>196903

This made me think of something, have we ever heard Null? All we ever got are edgy pictures and selfies

>>196921

He used to do livestreams a long, long LONG time ago.

>>196921

His phone call with Moleman, enjoy

http://kiwifar ms/public/moleman/2014-06-07_moleman_it_doesnt_matter.mp3

>>196921

>>196924

https://youtu.be/YCDXEVk8M1U

>>196933

Surfshack Tito shoop when?

>>196939

nope sorry

>>196941

Digital real estate is very valuable, so the answer is always yes.

>>196941

Make it have nothing but this webm embedded on a loop:

>>196531

>>196943

Done

>>196939

thanks big guy

>>196921

>>196934

He sounds like a fucking stoner. I guess he's more into stimulants though.

DUDE

SPEED

LMAO

>>196717

Homor pls this is a null thread, stop responding to bait.

>>196785

Don't forget, he took /pig/ hosting itself as a PERSONAL INSULT.

He's like gabbo navaroo.

>>196780

>damaging all the work of real civil rights activist, like Sanders

ha

getting too obvious /r/sandersfags

>>196784

>the users have more loyalty to the forum itself and not the person who runs it.

This. People came to the CWCki Forums before Null was there, and they'll come after he's gone.

Surprising to no one, Kiwifags are still damage controlling their dear leader.

>>196977

When you can be banned, halal'd and neg-rated (muh snowflake ratings) it should come as no surprise.

Bit of confirmation bias but I'd bet you that there is a sizable chunk who don't like Null that much but who also don't want to kick up a storm.

>>196977

They know calling him out is a banable offense

>>196977

They have no reason to go out their way to defend him in the first place.

Infinity Next production/flop has absolutely zero effect on Kiwi Farms. 90% of users there don't care about 8chan as a whole either. Because the light stays on at Kiwi no matter what happens on the outside.

>Joshua Conner Moon scammed a meme website out of $12,000 so that he could feel superior to a cripple and fuck with people who called him mean names now that he can no longer leak their IPs.

You must be so proud, Josh.

>>196934

he sounds worse than I remember

Null is currently badmouthing Hotwheels in Kiwi Farms's chat - he claims HW shit his pants and did nothing but make rape mods for GTA: SA and treat him and that Filipino like shit while he was too busy working on Next.

>tfw was almost hoping for Infinity-next to succeed before finding out about

>>196771

>>196827

unofficial list of splinter-chans:

Endchan

Finalchan

314chan

69chan

i know that there were probably a couple more, but these were what came to my mind

>>197015

*before finding out about Josh shitting all over criticisms over the shitty UI design and never following through with said complaints

god im fucking tired

>>197013

> he claims HW shit his pants and shit his pants and did nothing but make rape mods for GTA: SA and treat him and that Filipino like shit

www

>>197017

If you're asking for the link, it should be here for now:

https://kiwifar.ms/chat/archive

>>197019

>https://kiwifar.ms/chat/archive

You have to be a member and authorized to view the chat to see it.

Can you copy it out and throw it into pastebin or something?

>>197020

Isn't hotwheels pretty young? His youthful optimism probably hasn't been beaten out of him yet although this whole ordeal might do it.

http://pastebin.com/jc2U5dSY

Jesus christ null, you never EVER change.

Just like all the other times where something doesn't go his way, he blames everybody but himself, and then mentions some obscure seekrit plan that only he knows.

For those of you joining us, he's done the exact same thing so many times that I've lost count.

Now normally, I wouldn't post a log and my personal bias, but I feel the need to mention that Null either knowingly lies about things that he's been involved in, or genuinely believes what he says. I've been on both sides of drama before, and seen how null distorts everything that happens so no matter what, everybody else has some massive personality issue and he's the innocent victim that everybody should feel sorry for. Feel free to draw your own conclusions from this, but be warned that Null is not a reliable source.

Null, I've defended you before when I honestly thought you were the victim of something, or when you fucked up and I thought you were sorry. At this point, you've gone back to your old habits and lied so much, that I can no longer defend you. I know you'll either refuse to listen to this, or the meaning will be lost on you, and you'll chalk it up to whoever has pissed you off most recently, but at least I tried.

>>197023

That's what I was talking about.

Also, this: http://pastebin.com/rHf5Ku3L

>>197026

>Null: He has no concept of otherhood, he has no regards for anyone else

lol

>>196809

>>196808

I love you anons and spergy enough to hunt for Moleman for you guys, but even I have enough standards to not fraternize with pedophiliac pigfood.

>>196977

There are actually a good number of people on the kiwifarms that are intelligent and otherwise good people that barely tolerate Null, but like others have already stated, would rather not anything than to be ostracized within the community. A lot of them have good online friends there and enjoy the occasional lolpig that comes on there. Null is just something they try to endure and appease so as to prevent any temper tantrums that might spell the end of the forum itself.

>>197025

This is a pretty accurate analysis I think. I imagine when he does enter his little girl tier temper tantrums, that afterwards he forgets what he said or did in the heat of the moment due to being blinded with autistic rage. So when you remind him of how he sperged out, he doesn't remember and becomes convinced that you are persecuting him.

>>197029

Have you ever read something so chock full of irony that it's almost palpable?

>>197015

there's also http://nullpo.moe which is more of a backup board for /cyber/ though.

t. owner

tl;dr meme options are gr8 and this is why

>>196571

>>196585

Exactly this. I use a meme option on polls for boards I run, and me and Nunu have talked at length about various things and I know he goes on one of the boards, so I think whoever made the poll may have adopted the measure from that, which I'm glad of.

The thing is, everyone sees a poll and opens it automatically because hey, interactive cocks, a radio button's almost as good as a browser game and it's quick.

Especially if you click and see it fill and a bar changes color and you get to see a pie chart or a bar graph, people love that, it's incidental entertainment value. But they end up actually just voting for the top option or the shortest option or whatever has a word they like, without knowing what's going on at all, and it skews the poll and regulars get mad. Also random shitposters or dedicated spammers will fuck around with polls just for fun and to feel important or like they got away with something.

So, you give them a meme option, it's obviously attractive to nearly everyone described above. They'll go for that, they'll click "just fuck my shit up" or "WHERE'S THE PISS EGGMAN?" and they'll have more fun than they would've otherwise seeing how many other absolute madmen actually did it.

Board regulars who don't really care much but want to engage and give feedback will also go to that option if none of the others attracts them for some reason.

It's simple to just throw it out, like HW is doing, that's why I first made them on mine, just as a spam catcher. As I went on though, I could look at how many overall non-meme votes any given poll got, what the serious split was, and what the overall percentage of meme votes was. I actually placed this on the rules page itself with new voted policies adopted…total votes of each sort before the cutoff, support as a percentage (for the most popular non-meme option), interest as a percentage (non-meme votes divided by total votes). Helped to act as a guideline for what people really wanted or cared about.

I highly recommend meme options to any BO who wants to do a democratic thing that's meaningful for people who actually regularly browse and care about the board. What this all really means though, is that you, anon, should just stick to today's meme option.

>>197045

There's a forum I go to that does the same thing with all their polls. It's so useful.

I voted for JFMSU in the 8chan poll because I don't know what's the best choice other than "not lynxchan"

>>197046

I know going to Next and actually fixing it with Varnish would eventually provide best posting features, but I knew the right way to go right now and maybe forever and also the way I prefer is apply fixes and work to expand on custom vichan stuff despite the coding pain.

But I chose just fuck my shit up because seriously just fuck my goddamn shit up already Hotwheels.

This is actually the best thread about post-Next I've seen so far this morning, despite not meaning to be about it. /pig/ is a surprisingly good board for being composed of lolpigs masturbating to lolpigs, I always find some interesting discussion when I come here, and I knew there'd be something about Josh right now.

I have some notes and archives about Next this last month, should I share a link in this thread once I sort them out and post?

>>197020

>>197022

Don't forget he also kept falling for KingofPol's shitnanigans (because they weren't even all that funny) like the Denton letter.

I feel like Hotwheels probably came out this way because he's used to just engaging with people one-on-one and never in a group setting. It's actually very light the line between semi-social gullible goof and paranoid voice-hearing schizo (and that line is keeping in contact with a single person every few months compared to not having seen an actual person since 2007)

>>197015

gotta beware the first one. They put that tempting upload size up for a reason!

(also they might just decide to steal your board out from under you to gift some e-celeb to impress them >>194096 also same faggot apparently kicked the /tech/ BO out just because he'd wanted to run /tech/ too.)

>>197050

Yeah no, the whole goonspiracy with Josh is BS. I actually know Josh and how he operates better then I should, and the only thing even barely suggesting a possible link at all (and even this is a stretch) is how he's trying to turn the Kiwi Farms into something like somethingawful.

>>197026

Nulls bit of revisionist history is funny but I am kinda shocked at how many people are biting it hook line and sinker.

>Null Null: He basically called me a meth addict and now people think I'm whacked out on drugs or something

No Josh. He said you woulden't work unless you had some autism pills in your system. Stuff like >>196772 isn't helping your case here either.

the rape mod for prison architect is pretty lulzy tho altho I kinda get the feeling that Nulls embellishing things unless I see it for myself.

>>197051

okay I gotta know more about this

314chan didn't seem too terrible, but was run by people from some other chan, I forget which now, that went to drama and rulefaggotry before the end.

I have a few notes on it, but don't think I ever got time to look into it more or ask people.

Also when I went there it had a billion and one features but you could do weird stuff you shouldn't have been able to, making a board seemed to make you part of a "mod community" with lots of ways to post stuff for mods-only reading, and it possibly made you a semi-glomod? Someone had just abused an obvious UI weakness or something to delete all five posts that had been made there before I arrived.

Anyways, I still plan to look into it more, but for now…beware. Can't speak to server or code stability, mod intentions, privacy, etc, and they didn't seem to have actually gotten everything working much less actually developed solid moderation/global policies, too busy shilling for traffic because of 8ch instability and trying to act "warm and welcoming", I guess.

It had, like, social media links in mod panel too I think, idr.

Anyways, had a lot of features and was interesting, but poster beware for now.

>>197057

> incredibly selfless

I wouldn't say that.

It's extremely easy to be a good admin. All the idiot admins we've had (I'm personally excluding Seanie because he did a pretty good job and I like him, also Krapple because he's pretty cool too) all did extremely stupid shit that no normal, adult person with a working brain would do.

It's very easy not to fuck up royally. You have to make an active effort to do it all while thinking you're making progress. Kind of like removing vital parts from an engine that are very difficult to take out thinking you're making your car go faster, but all you're doing is ruining it.

I guess what I'm say is it's easier not to be a fucking dipshit, so just don't do it.

>>197069

Big part is probably just not getting mad at the users so that you feel like you need to do something to get back at them or think they deserve to be treated as children.

>>196654

Well, the main issue is that Null didn't understand basic software engineering principles that come into play when coding a major project like this.

Simply hacking together code that "works" isn't enough when you have limited computing resources and a large amount of data that needs to be crunched. The current "Infinity" software, according to Hotwheels, has a major I/O bottleneck. There are too many reads occurring for the server's hard drives to keep up. That's why page 3 and beyond are disabled to try to reduce the load.

I don't know the specifics of next or what the issue is, but Hotwheels did say that Ron, I'm guessing one of the other developers, tried to educate Null on Big O Notation (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_O_notation). Essentially optimizing your code so your load on the software scales well with the amount of time it takes for your computer to process it. This is something crucial to a site like 8chan which is running on a handful of 5 year old servers.

Josh wrote this off as condescending techno-babble, in the logs he refers to this as "muh for loops" and "muh quadratic time". Josh can do alright as a code monkey, fixing bugs here and there, but he cannot handle the bigger picture.

>>197108

I facepalmed hard when I read this. Jesus, you get introduced to Big O notation in CompSci 101 and even if you're self taught you should probably read up on basic background shit like this at some point.

>>197116

Null dropped out of highschool. He's not big into studying

>>197110

>Either he's extremely lazy or incapable. I'll let you be the judge

Why not both?

>>197043

Oh shit fam

Yeah I was pretty drunk and just bought it on a whim. I made a post on /tech/ asking for free webhosting recommendations and no one responded.

Is there a way to have it point right here? I don't know nothing bought this internet shit.

>>197108

The bottleneck is from writes to disk actually.

When someone makes a post, it writes the thread, all the pages, catalog, the index and tons of backend shit.

On top of all that, adding a shitload of user created boards makes the problem even worse.

>>197119

Whois lookup says you got it from godaddy.

godaddy.com/help/redirect-urls-with-your-hosting-account-5120

>>197121

No shit thats wrong

>>197119

>>197122

Ok try this:

godaddy.com/help/manually-forwarding-or-masking-your-domain-name-422

You want the 301 redirect

>>197032

>Null tends to forget shit.

I have defended the software and Hotwheels' decision that came with it, but concealing that Null tends to forget shit after each sperg out lead to me whooping every naysayer's ass on #ncr if they ever entertain the thought of giving me a ribbing.

>>196760

Tinfoil until I saw Josh actually having contact with goddamn Oyyboy. I will archive that. This fits with what you have described so far. Josh is the wrong person to leave alone with 8chan's weird meta that comes from all kind of places. If you wanna learn more about this specific issue read >>>/pig/126761.

>>196768

As a faggot lurking Something Sensitive I can confirm that Null is first in the wrong age bracket to even be a goon or invovled in something that originates from SA besides Western Image boards. I have never read him writing goonglish, I have never seen him on SA related shit on rizon. Teenbros gonna meme and look like morons in the process, I guess.

>>196790

Hoi, I am this guy. All attempts to start beef with me end with a knuckle sandwich for concealing this >>197032. You were only right about Null loosing his shit eventually. You failed to predict Hotwheels going on a very ugly twitter tirade. And writing mods about male on male rape for an assburger prison management game.

>>196847

This leads to a lawsuit, infa 100%.

>>197055

Haruko can power behemoth sized text but is nowhere near being ready for actual deployment. I also don't think that this thing will be available to Hotwheels. Parsel is one of the guys who claim that HW screwed them over.

>>197108

Now I see interesting details here of all places. I was right to not gobble up Hotwheels' drama leak.

>>197124

Yeah I forwarded it, but it hasn't changed yet. I will check back after I finish cleaning.

>>197129

I checked and it's working for me. Try CTRL + F5 to force a reload from the server.

>>197013

why is Null so obsessed with rape?

>>196876

Based !JEWS. Fuck that tripfag.

On topic: why didn't it surprise me that Null fucked 8chan up big time?

all mods can now read pms cause null can't figure out how to turn it off + full chat archives for paranoids

>>197069

>I'm personally excluding Seanie because he did a pretty good job and I like him,

Dude, Sean had to be told to look at his fucking chan half the time when there was shit that needed deleting. There was also the incident where the guy from LIU came in and he hoarded the cocks. I know you like him, Homor, but he was just as useless as Neko and SP.

>>197142

I don't know. The better question is why has Hotwheels left meta to fucking Null of all people?

>>197144

Which software are talking about? I have seen that issue popping up on Haruko which is in a early beta. This is why ask.

>>197125

> but concealing that Null tends to forget shit after each sperg out lead to me whooping every naysayer's ass on #ncr if they ever entertain the thought of giving me a ribbing.

When was that ever "concealed?" I'm not sure what you're talking about.

>>197147

Yeah, a major flaw was he was pretty hands-off with the site. Mostly because it turned into something he didn't want it to.

But he didn't fag out or have a meltdown like SP, Medic and Neko all did.

>>197149

xenoforo on the kiwi farms. after reinstalling Null can't figure out how to disable it so mods can't read PMs and katsu is drooling over being able to read chat archives to find out if people are shit talking him

>>197152

>But he didn't fag out or have a meltdown like SP, Medic and Neko all did.

No, but his tranny buttbuddy omega got #triggered and it was a major reason he shut down the site.

>>197151

I was involved in a lots of banter on IRC and Cytube for carrying HW's decision to use Next, one of the best things IB Software I have seen so far despite Null's fuck ups. This thing is now out of the window. If HW can't snatch it out of Null's hands, it may not see the light of day unless I decide to play Derek Smart of the interwebs and revive it from my local copy. You guys predicted the right thing but the wrong time.

>>197152

While he didn't have his own meltdown, he nuked the entire chan when his buddy Omega did. Vid related.

>>197153

It's ironic that Katsu is delighted at an ability that lets him spy on other users, when he is so insanely paranoid about people doing that to him.

Doubly so that he is so paranoid that people are shittalking him, so he wants to have an ability that just gives people more reason to shittalk him.

For such a logical guy he is completely irrational when it comes to his own actions.

No wonder people ship him and Null together. It's like they're two halves of the same deluded and paranoid coin.

>>197160

>Use more recent images of Null where he looks like he's on meth rather than the image of Null where he looks like an innocent doofus

>>197161

He is on meth though, right? Isn't that what Adderall basically is?

>>197162

My bet is lack of sleep. I have no idea whether he was addicted to it or not. I do know that Adderall is widely misused as smart drug. If you want to know more about them, don't read junkie boards or popular medicine articles, download Bean Free Nonfiction 2014 instead.

http://www.baen.com/free-nonfiction-2014.html

"Training for War part IV" concerns about their general purpose and the aims of research at this very time.

https://twitter.com/8ntech

>Web-based software developer, UI connoisseur, jQuery fanboy, semantics whore, whitespace obsessive.

>>197180

>Which frankly is smart.

>self prescribing medication when you're an lolpig sperg is smart

>>197180

ya but null's issues with focus could be because of a slothful lifestyle, untreated depression, and laziness. All of those singularly cause a lack of focus and combined hit even harder

if he believes he has ADD instead of self diagnosing he should find a doctor and have testing done. If he can't do it in the phillipines pack up and move home with mom and go on welfare because it's not like jobs are going to keep falling out of trees anymore.

here's a great way to increase attention and focus and brain power

go to the gym and eat better and be more social

>>197180

Thanks for the clarification. Hotwheels tendency to hyperbole makes trusting his account on that a little hard. He also said something in the line that Adderall is like meth. Either good old HW hyperbole again or better research than I did. Here is something about the medicine in question I have stumbled upon and translated for fun:

>Adderall® – Der lebensgefährliche Brain-Booster Adderall® mit dem Wirkstoff Dextroamphetamin könnte man als den heimlichen “Star von Hollywood” bezeichnen, weil das Mittelchen unter den Schauspielern Hollywoods Berühmtheit als Schlankheitsmittel und Wachmacher erlangte. Eigentlich zur Behandlung des Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) und der Depression gedacht, ist Adderall® auch bei gestressten Studierenden immer begehrter, um damit lang andauernde Konzentration sicher zu stellen. Ebenso wie beim Wirkstoff Modafinil ist der Wirkungsmechanismus des Medikaments nicht erklärbar, vermutlich beeinflusst es die Gehirnleistung aber über die Dopamin- und Noradrenalin-Ausschüttung. Das Amphetamin ist in Deutschland wegen seiner Nebenwirkungen nicht zugelassen.

>Adderall® – You could call the life threatining brain booster Adderall® with the active agent Dextroamphetamin the "secret Star of Hollywood", because it that remedy gained prominence as slimming product and stimulant among the actors of Hollywood. Actually intended for the threatment of Attetion-Deficit Hyperactivity disorder and depression, Adderall® is also more and more sought after by stressed college students for ensure long lasting concentration. Similarily to the active agent Modafinil, the medicine's mode of action is not definable, yet it probably influences brain power over dopamine and noradrenalin release. This Amphetamine is not approved in Germany due its side effects.

So is likely the case on Pinnoy Island.

HW clarified this whole modafinil thing. The problem wasn't the drug or being a junkie, it was that null used it as an excuse to not work and refused to code without it even though he hasn't ever tried it.

I take 200g modafinil and it really isn't the smart drug the media hypes it up to me. It simply removes fatigue and tiredness. there is no dramatic rush or euphoria like there is with dextroamphetamines, and there's no potential for physical dependence. I really wish the media wouldn't hype it so hard because the more attention it gets the more likely it will turn into a scheduled drug and fuck over everyone that needs it but doesn't want to pay 10 dollars a pill for a script.

>>197187

Smart if you want to convince people that the other party didn't help you at all and you didn't want to do anything illegal.

>>197192

.

Why not get some weights from Craig's List, learn to cook (pls not Drachenlord style!) and get some close friends to hang around with?

>>197199

Actually, he didn't want to admit to this right?

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/linode-is-now-the-shittiest-company-ive-ever-dealt-with.16822/

Whenever his own stuff had problems, it came first not the community he is actually obliged to. I have no idea why HW decided to put the migration on Josh's shoulders.

>>196568

>Strange fork of Firefox which makes up a small percentage of 8chan users.

And most alt-rightfags who are also visiting from time to time. Check this out:

http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2014/04/youve-been-mozillaed.html

>>197217

Hey, kraut.

Explain to me this Drachenlord shit.

>>197221

The Legend of Dr Winkler (aka Drachenlord)

100 years ago in the future Lachschon.de, a site full of weens and KC/b/ discovered some annoying fat fuck who called himself the Drachenlord who made embarrassing videos about Metal music and ran a very cringeworthy website for the sole purpose of pumping up his fame. He is totally obsessed with becoming a eceleb and his endeavors on YT and Younow. Lolpig watching subculture really broke out of its Krautchan confinements since this faggot doxed himself in a ranting video.

He has

Weird world views, Check. a Life in squalor, Check (>>>/drachenlord/4334). Trolls who are weening out, Check(http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ppyh8), absolute lack of any talent whatsoever, check. Nuillesque persecution complex, check. A weird diet consisting only of garbage food, check!

So far he failed at getting healthy, getting Youtube subscribers who actually like him, getting a audience on Younow that actually likes him. People found out that he is a total loser living on the dole, a perverted creep and overall a not very sympathetic guy who manages to piss away any good will of anyone he has contact with. People cared about the moments of trolling him so much, that they made a crapton of cocks based on these and their findings about Mr. Winkler.

Nonverbal best of'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6cWs1gUgWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpd_HHgU_k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEKhAfLAY3s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agFVAfZMP1U

>>196601

He was a thin-skinned angry loveshy pretty much from the start.

>Joshua Conner Moon scammed a meme website out of $12,000 so that he could feel superior to a cripple and fuck with people who called him mean names now that he can no longer leak their IPs.

>>197156

You're kinda rambling anon. Nothing was ever really concealed. All we did really was mock nekoshota and mock next, and got him all flustered. If you mean that sometimes we forget to post some of his chimpouts, its usually because we feel like there isn't much of a demand for it on the board atm or because it pales in comparison to another chimpout.

>>197159

Katsu is pretty much the kiwifarm's equivalent to randi harper or john flynt. He's an overly flamboyant crossdresser that reacts very angsty to criticism. He has a tendency to use tumblrisms and considers himself genderqueer.

>>197152

Let's be honest, he shut it down because he wanted to protect omega the snowflake lol.

>>197069

I guess a better wording would be, selfless in comparison to people like SP and NekoArc.

>>197229

This. The Blockland stuff shows he was a pig from the start

>>197231

Katsu is also batshit insane and believes delusional shit that prevents him from seeing doctors or going on airplanes

>>197228

Okay now explain to me why you are not out bashing immigrant skulls or lynching merkin?

>>197231

Fair enough. I actually meant his general tendency to outright forget shit whenever he is sperging out. The place in question was still the goddamn IRC channel.

>>197230

Its users. He especially /v/. I tell you something; pissing off /v/ is very bad idea in general.

>>197023

Valiant: Did you know that you can learn a lot about a person about how they treat their animals..

28 minutes ago

King n Yellow: So he's like a crippled Steve Jobs?

28 minutes ago

Flowers For Sonichu: I remember him being REAL MAD over there being no rape in prison architecht

28 minutes ago

Valiant: I'm not saying his aid is an animal but, regardless.

28 minutes ago

and then the chat just turns into talk about sex mods lol

>>197045

>WHERE'S THE PISS EGGMAN?

lmao anon

>>197233

Now you are asking for outright derail of the thread. Subject of this thread is Null.

>>197236

Gay rape mods for assburger prison simulators to be precise.

>>197240

Not aiming to derail the thread. Just curious why you people are closing your eyes sticking your fingers in you ears and screaming

>LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

While you walk towards the edge of a cliff.

>>197242

I would like to check that. The chat history is not accessible for me though.

>>197243

>>>/n/276617

All other questions please there or in the channel.

>>197250

It was linked earlier in the thread

>>197023

>>197242

That's part of Null's charisma. Whenever something pisses him off or someone calls him out on his bullshit he starts rambling about things that have nothing to do with the subject.

You should see all the textwalls he's prone to post on his forum whenever something doesn't go his way, he'll even end up over-sharing information that nobody would have figured out if he had just kept his mouth shut.

>>197252

I have attempted that and apparently you need at least a kiwifarms account or Josh personal blessing to access this.

>>197256

HW didn't vet that, right?

Kind of funny how obviously jealous you faggots are of Null. He is successful, handsome, popular, intelligent…He is like the antithesis of the average 8 chan user. You guys will never be even a quarter of the man Josh is. Pussies.

>>197259

And he's even a charming Jew to boot. What's not to like about a successful member of God's chosen people? Right?

>>197224

boy, that sounds like a swell idea. Why don't YOU go and tell them?

>>197197

The generics for Adderall are actually amphetamine tabs.

>>197023

Oh, its going to get worse. He said that he's going to make an offical statement about this (one where he paints himself to be the hero) in march.

>>197259

dyn pls

>>197232

>>197232

Katsu is NOT crazy. Katsu is brilliant and sexy and probably smells amazing. I was not even gay until I started reading her posts and talking to her a bit. She is fucking gorgeous inside

>>197262

I am not on his dick. Just saying a fact, Null is a genius, charismatic, handsome (no homo) and a damn incredible all around guy. And you guys are clearly jealous.

>>197266

Yeah, her. So what if she has a penis? She is more woman than most women are and way more intelligent and Based as fuck.

A video reenactment of HW dumping Null

>>197268

And a Jew. Don't forget he's also a Jew. Frankly, why people don't just love Josh already? He's the same race as Jesus, people.

>>197259

No one envies Derek Smart neither and that guy actually has expert knowledge, Money, A condo he doesn't use and a comfy and delivered his vision of a super assburger simulation of the future according to him. Null on the other hand has a Xenforo instance and the best IB Software so far that will either never see deployment here or simply gets salvaged by 2ch.

>>197263

Same stuff that is in Pervetin. So it was better research.

Since this is actually strangely a hub of srs 8ch discussion, here's the migration period as soon through my eyes, with various archives:

>>>/watch/41

>>197108

>>197110

>>197116

Yeah, HW knew what quadratic time was big-O-wise but didn't seem to realize that only the highest exponent matters, unless he was just trying to make Josh not feel dumb. I'm somewhat concerned about it, especially given HW just not caring how many loops while trying to fix hardware issues, but hopefully Ron has explained to HW anything he didn't already know.

>>197125

Josh isn't SA he's just retarded. He's every bit as hysterical as SA faggots tend to be when called out, but he lacks the deep, delusional sense of being completely detached and "over it". SA users are sure they're "over it" about things they never bother to know anything about, and they only know to try and direct disdain at whatever triggers them, but nearly always wind up just acting…hysterical.

>>197125

I wasn't talking about HW using it, I was talking about switching to 314 or at least using it as a backup. Like you say, I don't think it's ready yet. I also have some concerns I would need to address with Parley (It's okay, I got it wrong at first too, read it as Parsley) and get pretty clear info on before I might ever consider it as being better admin-wise than 8ch. A bit more on that in the /watch/ thread, actually.

mitsuba/Haruko actually looks like it has a lot of potential, I just don't know about servers, security, or the moderation. Seems shaky still.

If he just made Haruko a text board thing as a backup for discussions about other chans, as just normal English discussion boards on topics with easily clickable links to other places…that would be cool. Maybe allow just still images, but throttled somehow.

It doesn't have to be drop-in 8ch replacement, especially if HW and the others are going back to actually building up vichan.

The big-O thing was in one of the IRC leaks HW posted.

>>197197

HW is indeed hyperbolic sometimes but this is just you not reading correctly. He didn't say, at least in the medium post, that Josh was on adderall at all, he said what that poster just told you.

Modafinil is a prescription drug, but the similar Adrafinil is basically the same thing but absorbed through different organs. I bought some Adrafinil for programming classes but it comes in these annoying powder capsules you have to break open to actually get any of it, and the effect is so slight that you have to take like four of those capsules a day and even that didn't help my focus much (probably I actually just need to take less classes).

I once took seriously half a tablet of Adderall, and believe me they're the tiniest pills I've ever seen don't know how the guy who gave it to me even broke it in half, and I had two assignments done and four long emails written six hours later. It was just half of a single tab, so not like being high or anything, but it's amazing how it makes you focus super hard; you just need to be able to choose and control what you focus on.

Modafinil and Adderall are two very different things and dextroamphetamine really is very similar chemically to other amphetamines, it's just milder effect and release.

Remember to never trust anything any doctor or pharmacist says about prescription drugs, they fucking brought back opiates with percocet when they fucking knew how much it would fuck everything up, because they used to sell medical preparations of belladonna, opium, even heroin for a while at pharmacies…in the US. Sounds tinfoil but totally true, watch one of those history of drugs documentaries.

So yes, it is like meth, but milder.

>>197217

And anyone who would rather Google's tracking stuff fuck off and lurks /tech/. I hate furries, but I'm not seeing any furshit in Pale Moon. If the dev wants to be a weird obnoxious fuck in the forums, so be it, who cares? Pale Moon has some issues but no one else seems to even be trying to dodge Google's dick in a practical browser release right now.

>>197272

>be Josh

>be a Jew

>ends up stealing shekels

EVERY. SINGLE. JEW.

>>197277

Well Null IS the James Dean of forum moderators.

>>197275

You will never be as good at GETball as the /2hu/ team was.

Look , real talk

Does anyone know what Katsu Kitty smells like? I keep fantasizing and I imagine her smelling like Lavender and strawberries

>>197279

I will probably never be as good at GETball as any team was, or even individuals like Stan, Arizona, etc

But there are probably people on /vg/ who are still blazing mad, and I'll be 'avin a giggle about that for the rest of my natural life tbh m8

>>197281

To be honestly frank quitely

You stepped into the game when 2hu retired. 2hu only retired because they were so good at the game they caused /int/ to retire and half the /sp/ team to give up.

Autism incarnate.

>>197280

Like soiled diapers

That is a lie. I bet she moisturizers with coco butter and tea tree oil.>>197283

>>197275

>>197275

Good description of the typical SA I don't care attitude. I just counted down more obvious factors that disqualify him from being a fucking goon. Also good information about all the smart drugs. I didn't know that are more than enough pervetin derivatives to write a pramphlet about nothing but these. I am sorry that Moonchild had to see this. I didn't know that Josh sperged at him in the very first E-mail. Looks like I can reconsider using the Swedish Yiffbrowser.

Haruko is not nearly ready for deployment. Parley has a lot of things to do. At least there are more efforts that want to move IBs out of the early 2000s besides 8chan.

I legit masturbate to Katsu on a daily basis. Don't ruin this shit for me, It's all I have left in life.

>>197286

I know the feeling man. She gets me really worked up. She is smart and Based as fuck. Wish I could find a real pic of her

>>197280

He has an aversion to water and is scared of mirrors and germs. He's so scared of germs he puts dryer sheets over his keyboard before he'll type on it. So probably he smells like BO and desperation and an apartment that hasn't been aired out in 5 years.

>>197287

There are pix all over kiwi of her. I wish I could have one of her with her cock hanging out her panties. I wonder how big she is. Im guessing a little over 6 and kinda thick

>>197282

> half the /sp/ team to give up.

I don't think half the /sp/ team gave up due to the 4 of us.

The reason why we retired was a combination of /int/ taking thier ball and going home and that it took an inordinate amount to the point where we really couldn't keep it up with /sp/.

>>197282

I thought they retired because /sp/ came back and started mopping the floor with them and they wanted to pretend they just got bored of it, myself.

But I would buy half of /sp/ giving up, a lot of them were actually very dramatic and couldn't handle losing and only wanted to use getball 'rules' when they would benefit /sp/. Most of the core /sp/ getters are really cool though, I miss fucking around with them.

>>197285

Funnily enough I've never used SA, was too young before and no way I was gonna tenbux for that faggot lowtax. I mean don't get me wrong lowtax used to be pretty cool a lot of the time, some great stuff came out of the SA early years, copypastas, 4chan, Lemon Demon. But just from how they act and write on other sites, from their desperate struggles to remain relevant, to archived threads I've read…and indeed from somethingsensitive, though I forgot that even existed and never spent much time on it…you do get the idea that they never grew out of that 90s teenager thing of yelling loudly that you don't care whenever you're super upset.

Am I full retard for sort of wanting to code an imageboard core in C++ and just using Python for the front-end?

I'm not experienced enough to know how bad that would be, but I'm sort of hoping there are libraries which work with C++11 to make it less bad, and it could be very fast with the right database if feasible.

>>197290

Yeah to GETball with any chance of success against /sp/, even with a group, you have to basically alter your sleep schedule on the fly, day to day, to coincide with getwatcher, adjusting for slow boards that are actually really close and someone will sagebomb under 50.

Or, that's how it was. Disaster, but fun.

>>197290

I was following the Tengu on all her reports. /sp/ stopped giving a fuck once they realized they were facing a real team.

And you know how I know you are making shit up? There were only three members of the /2hu/ team. The board owner of /bane/ that posted the honking meme cat, that guy from the SS13 threads on /v/, and the girl that ran /getball/.

>>197292

no there was 4 of us at one point

we had a late comer to the team in early march

>>197294

also the tengu was writing up all the reports and the sukiafag were the same guy

>>197292

After /2hu/ abandoned /getball/ and none of you could seemingly be reached for anything, HW ended up taking it over so stickies could still be made. /sp/ won the month /2hu/ was competing against them in, was complaining about /2hu/ and /int/ giving up throughout it and wondering where you all went. I think the thread is still on the board.

>>197291

C++ isn't used for webdev because it's low-level nature leads to gross security vulnerabilities; something entirely unacceptable on a public computer system. It's also notoriously difficult to debug dynamic memory issues like double-frees, and web developers on the whole need to get this shit out the door quickly. C++ is really only used where maximal performance is demanded, such as games and embedded systems. Rest of the world uses Java, C#, or some other managed language. Backends are now transitioning to scripting languages.

And "Python on the frontend"? The standard for frontend logic has been JavaScript for 20 years. Your frontend presentation is laid out in HTML, and the logic is written in JavaScript.

>>197291

>Am I full retard for sort of wanting to code an imageboard core in C++ and just using Python for the front-end?

I have only a vague idea. Python is actually used for applications that are actually earning profits (or are supposed to that :^) ). Among the applications they bragged with in the outdated Python tome I have is Youtube. Using a language like Python is not as retarded as it sounds. desuchan that is only in use on www.krautchan.net is partly written in Perl. It blew 4chan in the orbit so hard, that it was the only reason I never went back until we had meta problems. I never heard of any web application that uses a high language. Special languages for logic in web applications were invented for a reason, I think. I have dropped out because I couldn't into math.

GRRRRR DIE NULL YOU SICK FUCK

>>197299

sakebug was the sukiafag who stole GETs with us he just changed around his nick

although he got cancer long after we stopped playing GETball.

>>197300

I was thinking maximum performance would be desired for an imageboard backend, but if it's too vulnerable for web stuff, so be it.

I must raise a brow quite sharply at the suggestion that, web or not, Java is in any way more secure than C++, given that the JVM itself makes coding a secure Java program impossible, because the JVM is full of security holes itself.

I'd love to not use Javascript for anything on a frontend, ever, because the net has been vulnerable as all hell for 20 years because of it. Seriously, every other big exploit is a Javascript issue.

Like, your points against C++ are great but then you go and tell me that Javascript/Java are good or secure. Frankly that just makes PHP look good again. It's also not at all secure, but at least it's very, very, very simple.

>>197304

Python is actually older than C itself I think, and extremely mature codebase-wise. It's also now super easy to write, maybe too easy, syntax-wise.

I thought about just coding everything in Python or…I know, I know, but it's done…Python back, PHP in front. The problem is that Python is higher-level than, for instance, C++, and thus less efficient. Still, it would probably be more efficient than most other choices…it's used in a wide variety of C-like application spheres. Also it has the big benefit of still not being Java.

If I were going the interpreted high-level route, Ruby is actually a really interesting candidate that you can do lots of cool things with, but I think Python's more mature codebase is still more valuable.

I know Python itself is an option is I guess what I'm saying. If I don't try to write something in C++, the next hypothetical choice would probably be full Python…it can be fast for practical purposes, though definitely not as good as C/C++ for that.

But I think a lot of C++ naysayers actually know little or nothing about C++11 which is why I'm wondering if I should be looking into trying to actually make a compiled C++ server core with auxiliary scripts. Wouldn't necessarily have to be anything users even touch directly, I'm just wondering about scrooging CPU to focus costs more on bandwidth and disk space.

Perl is gr8 for text but I like PHP better for general web stuff.

>>197309

he was pretty heavy drinker tbh

>>197307

also while i didn't notice it at first that pic of your is a pic of cracky chan.

>>197308

>I must raise a brow quite sharply at the suggestion that, web or not, Java is in any way more secure than C++, given that the JVM itself makes coding a secure Java program impossible, because the JVM is full of security holes itself.

C++ doesn't "have vulnerabilities" like the JVM does, its low-level nature makes *you* more prone to developing applications with vulnerabilities. Much of the common issues with dynamic memory allocation are solved problems, save for maximum performance, and using an existing solution is still far superior to creating your own from scratch.

You can write your own imageboard in x86-64 assembly if you wanted to. That doesn't mean you won't make crucial mistakes in fundamental components (for example, string copying) that severely compromise the security of the application. Using a higher level language is more secure because fundamental components, while not perfect, are largely a solved problem and more tested than anything you'll have written.

>I'd love to not use Javascript for anything on a frontend, ever, because the net has been vulnerable as all hell for 20 years because of it.

That'd be all fine and dandy if JavaScript wasn't your only option on the frontend. That's all major browsers and the web at large use. So not sure what you're trying to avoid here, unless you want to use VBScript for IE5.

>>197312

>>>/kow/

>>197232

>Katsu and airplanes

Do tell.

>>197313

Oh, well, okay. Assume for the sake of argument that I understand how to code things securely in C++, will pen test and load test what I create, and generally be the opposite of Josh as a dev.

The thing is, C++11 is not assembly and I will not have to reinvent a string. Existing imageboard software has generally done imageboard functions in old/slow/inefficient/insecure/limited/bad ways, hence the need for new software and complete re-codes. Existing non-imageboard software seems to do an invariably shit job of adapting to the needs of scalable imageboards.

So I must admit, I think Hotwheels was right about the need to, in essence, reinvent the wheel. I think him and Josh were wrong about wanting to include lots of nice features and responsiveness - in my opinion, the important problems with vichan and other imageboard software are:

- Efficiency/scalability issues

- Lack of modularity

- Lack of internal consistency/security

- Partially obfuscated codebases

What I don't see as important is:

- Giving everyone a new and exciting UI with whitespace and elements that change as you scroll over them. Now, that can still be done with JS or PHP or Python or AngularJS or HTML5 or whatever, but it is not a core issue to me. I think imageboards have become user-friendly enough in general, and the problem is efficiency, scalability, stability.

I don't want to reinvent imageboards by Web 2.0 standards with a recode, if I code my own from relative scratch it will be to get rid of technically bad/inefficient things, not necessarily introduce lots of new features.

HW keeps saying it himself, vichan is bad because it's so hard to fix or change things about it.

However, I think Python would let me fix a lot of that without having to re-invent low-level stuff that already works in Python.

>JS your only option on front-end

I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny or just really think that and have not kept up with web coding as much as you think you have.

Anyways, Python does keep looking better and better for everything, and /tech/ seems to like it so I could get help there.

Though frankly this has been a much more civil and productive coding discussion than I would generally expect on /tech/.

>>197308

>I'd love to not use Javascript for anything on a frontend, ever, because the net has been vulnerable as all hell for 20 years because of it. Seriously, every other big exploit is a Javascript issue.

Javascript (the language) is actually fine if you are willing to only use The Good Parts (as Douglas Crockford says). It has closures, functions as first order objects, anonymous functions, and a whole bunch of other features that made it succeed despite its glaring flaws. People thend to forget that JS was supposed to be just a silly little language embedded on Netscape, and Java applets were supposed to be THE language of the web; Java's failure on that front was the Infinity Next of the 90s.

Javascript's problems can be usually divided in three main categories: problems that it got because Brendan Eich had like 10 days to make it work (like the "typeof null === 'object'" bug), problems that it got because Netscape required "features" that made it more acessible for beginners (automatic globals, automatic semicolon insertion, etc.), and the DOM. The DOM isn't even part of the language; it's the (absolutely shitty) API that the browsers are require to expose to Javascript, and it was written by mongoloids. Jquery, despite its flaws, became such a great hit because it wrapped the DOM API into something that wasn't utter shitte.

>>197310

Is he dead yet? I hope he's dead.

>>197323

I don't know tbh

Also, is anyone ITT familiar with Wt (C++ web thing) and is it worth looking at?

>>197322

Fair enough, that book's been in my queue for a while and I've still yet to read it.

So I'll keep in mind not shunning the good parts…or maybe strictly use jQuery lol, ynot?

>>197321

>I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny or just really think that and have not kept up with web coding as much as you think you have.

Dude, Javascript is the only client-side scripting that is universally supported by all major browsers AND some of their forks. And just now we're getting consistent behavior between them all - the "IE vs Netscape" era was a nightmare, and it only got better around 2012 or so. We spent almost 15 years dealing with shitty support from browsers, and noe finally JS support is stable enough. We don't need another meme scripting language to go through all that crap again.

>>197324

I think they're more Cluster B than autistic myself, I mean, you read the IRC log, right?

"Josh omg what happen who is fred"

"Josh r u hurt did they do bad thing to you"

I get the impression it's mostly Reddit/Tumblr users who caught a whiff of Schadenfreude and go to the site, but don't really care to look into anything. "Our funny but well-meaning hero null is supporting the evil Nazi site because he's so tender-hearted, and he got burned, let's wait for his official statement to come out so we can tenderly lap at his balls and make mean jokes until someone objects and asks for us to respect them and make it a safer space again".

Seriously the site is pretty lol and cancer itself not that I think I need to tell /pig/ that.

>>197327

>meme scripting language

Is that like a "meme browser"?

Are you Josh's long-lost cousin?

Is calling something a "meme" the new version of calling it a "troll" if you want it to not be taken seriously?

I shudder to imagine how much you must despise the idea of OpenNIC.

I get that it takes the internet a retardedly long time to stabilize and adopt anything that actually works, but the thing is…and hate it as you will…even a modern imageboard has no particular need for anything beyond PHP or Perl supporting HTML.

It can look and act REALLY simple, even with multimedia embedding. It doesn't always need to have a sliding panel or to get browser information or complex combinations of cookies from an anonymous poster/user. It's really okay for it just to host text and images put on it and have some features to allow for user moderation when logged in. Basic forms are actually OK.

>>197326

>strictly use jQuery

For things like querying the DOM API and handling events, it's probably one of the best options, but you'll develop much faster and better if you learn the language.

I remember trying to find a way to better organize a huge library of loosely-tied together JS functions we had on the codebase of this company I used to work, and tried lots of different solutions that tried to make Javascript behave like Java or PHP (with things like emulating classes and inheritance), but it was only after I discovered closures that I really started enjoying Javascript.

>>197329

A "meme language" is something that only a retard or a hipster would use instead of perfectly usable and stable solutions. For example, using Coffeescript instead of Javascript, or using YAML instead of JSON to represent data. It has nothing to do with whatever Josh was sperging about with callling Palemoon a "meme browser".

>>197329

good point. the real autists there are probably afraid to use this place.