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535cf6 No.198447

/wooo/ here, I have something to show you /pig/ that you will absolutely love.

A man by the ring name of Virgil. Now you're probably wondering "Well who the fuck is that" rightfully so. He was mainly the assistant of Ted DiBiase in kayfabe (Wrestling speak for the storyline) and then went to the WCW to work on the nWo B-Team (AKA The REALLY shitty part of the nWo) and on the West Texas Rednecks as Curly Bill. To be honest he's pretty shit that only got recognition for pairing up with vastly superior people like DiBiase and Curt Hennig.

So what makes this guy a lolpig. Well, like every oldschool wrestler that somehow didn't die of a heart attack, he makes his living selling autographs and photos. It sounds innocent enough considering that he's too old to wrestle well, right? Wrong.

According to many sources, Virgil tries to deceive and intimidate people into paying absurd amounts of money for them. Embed explains it a lot better then I could.

Anyways, his antics and his twitter are a goldmine of lulz, not to mention his 45 minute podcast episode with the person in embed (That person also created lonelyvirgil.net, where a load of the Virgil bullshit started) where he claims to have a 14 inch penis and will have sex with Miss USA later that night.

Podcast episode that I didn't want to embed because who the fuck embeds some shit like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8E14s0lidA

Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil

efa55f No.198448

Honestly, I wouldn't place an pro wrasslin worker as an lolpig. They don't deserve it due to how fucking hard that business is. I say that even if they go insane after retirment. Iron Shiek is hilarious, but people still love the guy. Just get a life, wooo.


535cf6 No.198450

>>198448

I will admit, the business of wrestling is hard, you're lucky if you make it past 50.

But this guy is just a scumbag, he harasses people for money, he ebegs, he does everything any shitty SJW would do


1905e9 No.198484

Ah fuck, Primetime Roberts!

That said I too don't know how well it would work. It's funny, but most washed up wrestlers end up pathetic creeps.


792204 No.198563

File: 1454276779242-0.png (25.03 KB, 596x174, 298:87, Capture.PNG)

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His twitter is a goldmine. He compares himself to the likes of Gandhi Oprah and Steve Jobs. He tweets coupons to Denny's and IHOP while claiming to be rich. He also has a strange obsession with Olive Garden and their meat sauce.

https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil


792204 No.198566

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A few more gems from his twitter


02a2a9 No.198660

>>198447

>kayfabe

how do you pronounce that?


4d6d5a No.198671

File: 1454305167367.jpg (44.11 KB, 500x375, 4:3, virgil01.jpg)

holy shit, i remember laughing at this picture years ago but i had no idea what the context was or the person behind it.


076ac3 No.198672

If we "trolled" him any reaction could only help his "wrestling" carrier. If it goes badly he gets to play the heel. It's a pretty win win situation, if only there was more potential.


aee208 No.198673

>>198484

Bless Sammy Branmuffins and his ambiguous racial lineage.


56b8de No.198692

>>198660

/ˈkeɪfeɪb/


4401f3 No.199168

Sam 'That thing that looks like a caveman' Roberts!


7f40a5 No.199283

I can't believe how there is an entire race of people with dicks 10 inches longer than mine, I was destined to be a loser D:



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