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4980f3 No.198949
Last thread is going into autosage. Let's have a new discussion on this fella's ART AND CULTURE.
Old thread: http://8ch.net/pig/res/184092.html
Archived thread: http://archive.is/UKTov
For newcomers:
>who is greg?
Greg Mazujian is a 19 year old man living with his parents in Spotslyvania, Virginia. He was discovered by halfchan's /toy/ after posting a thread with a pic of a cheap toy being held in his greasy, fingerless-skeleton-glove-clad fingers. Since around early 2015, he has constantly been shitposting on /toy/, /tv/, and /co/ on 4chan.
>what makes him a pig?
Greg, despite denying it, is very similar to Chris Chan, but with a whole extra pint of "internet tough guy" mixed in. Greg is what you could consider your stereotypical 4chan user- a fat, meme-spouting autist that constantly tries to be "edgy". Both also coincidentally live in the same general area of Virginia, and Greg has even claimed that he's seen CWC before. He is also bipolar and (big surprise!) has assburgers. He is also speculated to be a pedophile, constantly claiming that "there's nothing wrong with having sex with 12 year olds".
Greg is specifically known for having an irrational hatred for the toy company Hasbro, being obsessed with (cheap) toys, and constantly tries to threaten people online a la CWC's gorey death threat to Surfshack Tito.
>any other info?
Greg is very easy to spot out of a crowd. Just look for terrible spelling, lots of cursing ("bitch" is probably one of his favorite words) and gorey threats, and posting from a phone (op image will always be image.jpg for him, which is what iphones do). He's also a huge libcuck and has absolute hatred for religion, conservatives, and soldiers.
He posts kinda like this:
>"fuckign HASBRO and thier cheap ass 5POA GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL BEAT ALL HASBRO SUPPOTERS TILL THERE BLACK AND BLUE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"how DARRE yuo call me a christian!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKIGN HATE THAT PURITANICAL BITCH GOD JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for the last time I DONT EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"ILL SMASH U, ILL BASH U, ILL BEAT U INTO A BLOODY PULP FOR SAYING THAT, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Various ways to trigger him include:
>Tell him he eats shit
>Say how good Hasbro is
>Tell him he fucks trees
>Tell him he's going to end up homeless if he doesn't get a job
>Mention how he's friends with Chris-chan and how he's basically a Chris-chan knockoff
>Mention Jin Saotome in any way shape or form
>Mention anything relating to Christianity at all
>Tell him he has shit taste in toys
>Tell him he's fat and a weakling
>current happenings?
As one Anon in contact with Greg describes it, "the entire mazujian household is like an atom bomb about to go off at any moment".
Recently, a (based) /toy/ anon sent a bunch of pizzas to Greg's house. Only his mom was home at the time so she googled Greg's name, finding out that her son is a crazy autist that posts his personal info to random people online. For a few days, she took the household's only car and went off to Florida.
When Greg's mom returned, she actually decided to put her foot down and cut off Greg's phone service. Shortly after, from all the tard rage, Greg punched his mom. He was then sent off to the funny farm for around a week or so (not the first time, it has happened before).
Once he returned home, he realized his mom threw away some of his shit again, so he attacked his parents and destroyed a bunch of their shit, saying "if i wasnt on meds there'd be a double homicide right now".
And after all this he still wants to be considered a "man" and an independent adult.
More info about Greg:
>>194065
>>194067
>>194068
>>194069
>>194071
>>194072
>>194073
>>194074
>>194075
Piggy Farms thread:
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/greg-mazujian-internet-tough-guy-and-4chan-shitposter.15860/
Greg has posted both in the previous thread and the Kiwi thread. Shit was cash.
38f613 No.198955
>Thread I start gets so many posts it goes on autosage and has to have a new version made
>pig in question has his life essentially ruined
>Makes it onto Kiwi Farms
Did I…do good?
4980f3 No.198956
34d6f3 No.198977
>>198975
Should've mentioned coprophilia somewhere.
311aeb No.199186
I can dump my Greg folder once the old thread dies (that file already exists! and all that jazz).
aec693 No.199238
>>199186
>once the old thread dies
The oldest thread in the catalog right now was last bumped in October. You'll be waiting a while.
6b251e No.199363
bb53f3 No.200819
Ol' Gregerson has been fairly quiet lately, it seems. This is likely due to the fact that he was finally diagnosed as bipolar after being sent to the funny farm. He's on meds right now, so that probably explains it.
However, there are still the occasional chimpouts at the Mazujian household it seems.
Sasuga, Greg.
004501 No.201032
>>199186
if it's photos, all you have to do is run it through a photo editor, take off a few pixels from each side, and rename the file.
1fdd19 No.201052
>>201032
Got it. Commencing dump.
1fdd19 No.201075
Fun fact: Greg was banned from an antique shop for trying to fight some old guy.
Fun Greg Fact: he likes to sleep in his parents bed to smell parent sex.
Fun Greg Fact #2 Apparently Greg has this disgusting itchy rash on his body. He needs his father to spray it on him to relieve the itchy-ness.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: When this thread was created Greg went looking for 8chan, apparently he never went here. Anyway, in his searching he may have accidentally infected his dad's computer with viruses. He apparently never downloaded Common Sense 2015. Being the little dicksledge that he is he forced his dad to fix it. Who knows if that house has an actual working computer because of his stupidity.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Greg only urinates while sitting down. He prefers to be nice and comfy when he pisses. Is it because Greg secretly wants to be a little girl? You decide. Also, he used to be a massive gerchild abuserhobe so touching his disgusting disease ridden cock would make him sick.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day #2: Greg slept with his parents until he was 12. Now you may be assuming that this was because Greg was scared or lonely. But in actuality Greggy just wanted to keep his parents company. Ya see before he became this edgy little shit eater he was such a nice loving little boy.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Greg for some strange reason thinks that his parent's bedroom is his own. He refuses to go to his own bedroom (probably something to do with the fact he slept with them until he was 12). He spends his days playing with his toys in his parents bed. Maybe he likes the smell of parent sex.
Fun Greg Fact of the day: Greg sleeps in garbage. He seems to enjoy the putrid smell of it so he rolls around in it all day. Pic related.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Because it's Christmas I have something special for you all today. It has recently come to light that Greg jack off dogs. He's a regular ol' Red Rocket!
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Greg smells very fishy. You would think he smells of shit and sweat and other putrid things like that. But no, fishy. He has even described himself has "fish tier". I would assume he smells as such because he doesn't bother to clean his vagina.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: Greg masturbates so furiously that he actually sprained his back.
Fun Greg Fact: Greg unironically wore a trenchcoat and fedora in high school. I'm sure that's what started people picking on him.
Fun Greg Fact: Greg's arms are SUPER skinny. It doesn't even make sense how a person with such skinny arms could get such bad stretch marks.
Anyway I was gonna preface this as a fun Greg fact but I don't know now. I'm just gonna say it and be done. So someone called a pizza up to Greg's house. Only his mother was home so she questioned just what the fuck was going on. She decided to Google Greg's name and low and behold found this place and his Kiwi Farms thread. This freaked her out because her son is some internet exceptional individual who shares his address with random creeps. She confronted Greg about this and they got into the worst fight they ever had. For some dumb reason he threatened to file a restraining order against her. Now she took there only car and left Greg and his dad to go to Florida. It's fucked up but I won't lie I kekked pretty hard about it.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day: For whatever odd reason, Greg HATES cheese. He thinks it's disgusting and he can't even stomach the smell of it. That's why he loves tendies so much. No cheese.
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
When Greg was a little kid he was obsessed with monsters and aliens, and seemed to identify more with them than actual people. One of Greg's earliest memories was being upset when he learned that terrorists, not monsters, did 9/11.
Fun Greg fact of the day:
Greg was sent to the mental hospital for 11 days after attacking his mom for taking away his phone service.
He's also been officially diagnosed as bipolar, but as you can see from these logs I'm quoting, he hasn't really changed while on them. Still a huge shiteater.
Once he returned from the mental hospital, he learned that his mom threw out a bunch of his shit (his mcdonalds-tier figures, i assume), and once again tried attacking his parents and tore up a bunch of shit in the house.
Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg claims to be the guy who yelled to Chris Chan from a car a few months back. It's not too bold of a claim, considering the fact they both live around the same area in Virginia!
1fdd19 No.201077
https://archive.is/q1x6s
"toy industry icons you have personally cursed out"
"That fucker deserves to get punched in his smug and stubborn bitch face. I was incontact with him sporadically for almost a year before i had my meltdown, i patently tryd not to get banned so i could persuade this douche, whos in charge of all doctor who toys at character options, to make more actually desirable figures. The last straw was when he blatently refused to make the teller as a figure, as that was one of the coolest aliens from series 8, and that cunt would rather make that shitty foam memory worm (which, icedentally was never made, because the shit foam they used was already degrading on prototypes, before production could begin). Im also still buttmad over the yeti prototype they never made, thats been laungashing around for over half a decade now."
1fdd19 No.201078
>>201077
Some fun quotes from Greg:
"How do you know I don't fuck stuffed toys already?"
"implying black men arent ever abusive ghetto bitchs"
"Bitch, i made an analogey to hell comes to frog town, ill bash your sarcastic face into a fucking tree"
"you disgust me for even thinking of donating that money to the hicks at the republican and the NRA. Go anhero yourself, conservacunt"
"ffeelong all smart with your selves"
"Can u please Make one where her nipples are more visable"
1fdd19 No.201079
Greg Mazujian
12539 Wilderness Park Drive
Spotslyvania, Virginia (22551), USA
(540)-760-2645
Cavegregum@gmail.com
Facebook can be found here:
https://www.facebook.com/gregory.mazujian
https://www.facebook.com/Infectiousfetusfilth
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010208853683
He also has one called "ashley munson" he uses to stalk girls he went to high school with
1fdd19 No.201080
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/77886061/#77886061
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/77883611/#77883611
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1095049579
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1095048249
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1094950555
https://www.change.org/p/hasbro-to-stop-hasbro-from-making-the-filth-they-call-action-figures-and-other-toys-and-to-bring-back-quality-in-their-products
"I wasnt molested as a child, though i did go to catholic school, which i why i fucking hate religion, christianity inpaticular. Ill make hasbro rant videos on youtube for da lulz, when i feel up for it. I dont have full on autism, i have aspurgers, but i dont use it as an excuse lile chris chan does. Im an asshole, not because of my disability(which is so high functioning, its almost nonexsistant), but because of who i am. I also have some kind of mood disorder, and depression. I can be more coperative with this board, because i do most of my shit for lulz aswell, but id have to set some collective ground rules, including not to fucking mess with me IRL, does that sound acceptable?"
"I dont eat shit, thats a fake runor made up by some retarded bitch on /toy/, ill make my youtube channel when i feel up for it, and i dont flash genetalia at children. As lulzy as thatd be, im not going on the fucking sex offenders registry, and besides i have some common decency, unlike you fat fuck retards!"
That should be about everything.
1fdd19 No.201081
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>>201080
Woops, forgot something. Last post for now.
f144e4 No.201257
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775533 No.201421
Greg spits at his parents so much you'd think he was actually a llama is disguise,
3aa7db No.201422
This threads stinks to some Hasbro intern.
4bf29c No.201432
>>198949
>Greg is specifically known for having an irrational hatred for the toy company Hasbro
To be fair, Hasbro is pretty much the EA of toys.
775533 No.201434
>>201432
Isn't that Mattel?
4bf29c No.201438
>>201434
They're all scum, really. Capitalism in general ruins everything.
1eb9ad No.201444
>>201438
Go back to your collective farm to smoke Yak dung, tovarichi.
4bf29c No.201452
>>201444
>buying up toy lines from lesser companies and then ruining them
>talking doll toys that let corporations literally spy on everything you say
>good system
5f2d3d No.201454
>>201423
So he flips shit when he gets called out on his hobby, which is collecting toys.
What a mangy fucker spitting on his parents.
64ffd4 No.201723
>>201454
Eh, the fuckers faking most of this shit, or is doing it out of boredom. The real autistic fuck here is the guy who collected all this data. He thrives on attention, so in a way hes just fueling the fire.
8a3499 No.201730
>>201723
there comes a point where pretending to be retarded is no longer pretending. as to your point about the guy collecting the data, it is no secret that the people who do the lions share of the work involved in /bovine/ stuff are usually in a worse off state than the person they are laughing at.
> doing it out of boredom
are you a 12 year old girl?
64ffd4 No.201732
>>201730
I know him better then almost anyone posting here, as ive followed him on /toy/. Hes a /b/ leval shitposter with all the time in the world on his hands, though now hes probably gotten bored of fucking up /toy/ anyways. He hasnt posted there in like two months.
555868 No.201836
>>201732
>>201723
>(2) posts defending Greg
>can't spell
>says Greg "got bored" of "fucking up" /toy/
Look, it's Fake Greg! That's the retard who won't even eat his own shit like we all know the REAL Greg Mazujian would.
fad724 No.201848
>>201723
>eats feces
I hope Greg gets v& for CP soon. What a pedo.
d67bb7 No.201849
>>201836
More like the shiteating retards on this site cant stop acting like autistic fuckwads
fad724 No.201851
>>201849
>(1)
Fuck off Greg
d67bb7 No.201852
fad724 No.201853
>>201852
Greg eats shit lol
d67bb7 No.201854
>>201853
I love you too jin :^)
fad724 No.201855
>>201854
Thanks Greg. You should love your mommy as much as you love me, though. If I didn't know better I'd think you'd want to kill her!
d67bb7 No.201856
>>201855
And let that fat bitch look liek the victim? After all the years if abuse at her hands?
fad724 No.201858
>>201856
What did she do? Lock you up in a closet with toys?
fad724 No.201860
>>201723
He punched his mom in the face and got sent to the funny farm "out of boredom"? Yeah sure
d67bb7 No.201861
>>201858
Enough with this ruse cuise shit. Besides, im trying to slowly get away from all this shit. But hell, shes been violent and enotonally degrading to me for years. I dont want to talk about it that much, but know that its been fun while it lasted, but whatever.
fad724 No.201862
>>201861
Saying you want to stop being recognized as a lolc.ow will make you look like an even bigger tard. It's te Streisand Effect.
d67bb7 No.201863
>>201860
No, the internet shit has been outve boredom. Ive been emotionally unstable for years, the new meds they got me on are really helping with my current mental state.
d67bb7 No.201864
>>201862
Good point, then i guess ill skedaddle the fuck outve here then. See ya later you piles of autistic shit ;^)
fad724 No.201866
>>201863
>internet shit has been out of boredom
That doesn't make you less of a co.w. Some of Chris Chan's greatest moments didn't happen soley on the internet. You're still a kekbovine.
>>201864
Don't get sent to the funny farm on the way out!
5ee142 No.201890
>>201723
Guy who posted the original Greg thread here.
I didn't have to do any gathering- the fucko posted a screenshot of an email he sent which had his full address and details on it. I just saved it and posted it here because A: the little shit was making the board into a mess, and B: he seemed like prime lolbeef.
a8d716 No.201896
>>201079
I just called that number, and a female voice answered. Is that him?
8a5e8d No.201899
47449b No.201904
1c340c No.201909
>>201723
Actually I'm the guy who has gathered most of this data. I wasn't the one to create any threads or anything like that. Some other anon took the liberty there. I've created most of the fun facts as well as such OC as homeless Greg. I honestly was never looking for attention. I contributed to the threads that got created but I generally tried to keep him relatively anonymous for a while. Shit I even tried to help the little booger in life because I genuinely felt bad for him. But he became so bad to a point where o didn't give any more fucks and did that massive info dump. I gathered this information from him casually telling me in chat. Not gonna lie he's immensely entertaining to fuck with. Especially calling him out on all his bullshit. But in that time I did want to help him. He is honestly trying to better himself. But being retarded as be is he just can't. It is what it is. I tried right? As for myself, I won't deny the fact that releasing all this info and even communicating with him is fucked up. It totally is. But at least he's that much an asshole that he deserves it.
47449b No.201911
>>201909
I think that's just Greg samefagging, anon.
aec693 No.201980
>>201909
That is Greg. He tried to samefag but he is a shit-eating retard and cannot hide his inability to spell or his addiction to swearing.
deaf06 No.202370
More greg facts:
1. Greg lost his virginity to a black guy.
He was the garbage man. He convinced greg to suck his dick in exchange for a g.i. joe. Greg thought the man would cum chocolate. Greg was 18 when this happened.
2. Greg tried to rape his own mom. He punched her and tried to mount her. But his penis is too small.
67e4fb No.202371
3. Greg's bitch tits increased because of his medicine. He is now going for B cup.
4. Greg first jacked off to his mom. He found it pleasant enough that he started jacking off in class when he felt like it. He was 15. He also likes the taste of his own cum and has since tried to shoot his cum into his own mouth when he touches himself.
5. Greg really eats shit. This is no joke.
He started eating shit when he picked up and ate dog turd on the street when he was 15. He liked the taste so much he tried eating his own shit.
709a7a No.202409
>>202370
>>202371
please leave you unfunny ten year old
4727b3 No.202417
83833f No.202437
>>202417
You can't beckon him and then rebuff him! We want out pigs in this blanket.
aec693 No.202439
>>202371
>>202370
>(1)
I don't think this is real but I want to believe.
d6d2a4 No.202480
>>202439
1, 2, and 5 are halfchan-originated inside-jokes about ol' Gregerson.
d6d2a4 No.202485
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg huffs soap for some reason. He believes it gets him high, likely because he saw kids huffing glue/paint back in school or something.
0026dd No.202491
>>202485
>Dont put this on kiwi
Don't worry Greg, your secret's safe with us :^)
aec693 No.202577
>>202485
Can this actually get you high?
>industrial strength soap
What does that even mean?
0bd8d5 No.202583
>>202577
The crimey paste or powder you use to get grease off you after a hard days work.
d6d2a4 No.202639
http://boards.4chan.org/toy/thread/5501629/weird-toy-buying-habits
Greg makes a poor attempt at integrating into /toy/. Like when he samefags here, his tard-tier spelling and grammar stick out like a sore thumb.
285701 No.202643
>>202639
I knew that thread felt like a Greg thread.
It's been a long time.
Fuck I thought we got rid of him for good, damn it.
d6d2a4 No.202658
>i'm not a lolpig anymore guys, i swear! i was one by choice!
469a8c No.202862
>>202643
he claims to be done shit posting. But he continue to make threads on /toy/ /co/ and tv/. He says that he's done shitposting and wants to make legit threads now but you all know how that's gonna go. So any Greg threads I encounter I'll be sure to announce his presence for you. You can probably figure out it's Greg due to his shitty grammar and spelling.
469a8c No.202864
Also Greg and Vince are best friends apparently. Greggy reached out to old subjectanon and now they're best friends. Not gonna lie it's kinda funny that these to tards found eachother.
626dcc No.202939
>>198949
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d6d2a4 No.202944
>>202939
>fuck you hasbro!
>fuck you, disneeeey!!!
07071f No.203055
>>202864
>Greg is friends with subjectanon
>a person who defends Hasbro stuff to death
Now how the FUCK did that happen?
649ccc No.203084
>>203055
Greg claims most of his Hasbro a-logging was just an act. He buys those really cheap looking 5 points of articulation Star Wars: The Force Awakens figures (prob cuz he's poor). Granted, that doesn't make him any less of a sperg.
45d3ce No.203447
Fun Greg fact of the day:
Greg HATES being told about how thin his arms are. Probably because it makes him realize that unlike he makes himself out to be, he's a pathetic weakling.
a9203d No.203633
"So Greg's gone dark on me the past day or so. Very unlike him. His phone appears to be dead or off. I tried his house phone to make sure his house wasn't destroyed by a tornado and it rang so it's still there. Dunno what happened to him. It's kind of nice actually.
I ended up looking through ny messages and this was the last thing he sent me. How much you wanna bet he got caught trying to steal a toy?"
9b4bc4 No.203858
"So the Greg Saga continues. In an attempt to get attention Greg decided to cut himself. I had a stern talking to him and rationalized out to him whh doing such things is just an excuse for him to be a pussy. I warned him that if he continues such actions I'd call his parents. I almost did honestly because he's so dumb. Turns out they found out on their own and promptly freaked out. They took him to the ER, even though the cuts weren't even bad. On the sy his mother seemed to have a meltdown and hit his father. Greg being the idiot he is decided to call the cops on her and now his mother is on HER way to the nut house. Not sure what will happen to Greg at this point. The hospital didn't think they needed to send Greg himself to the funny farm. We will see what becomes of him."
THE PLOT THICKENS
9b4bc4 No.203859
>>203858
Also, Greg's mom lurks the Piggy Farms thread on her son. Lel.
9b4bc4 No.203905
Greg carries his retardation onto /co/:
>Fuck your /pol/tard shit, get the fuck outve our board you conservatard slime. Im OP and am bi myself, but still find this shit extremly cringy and retarded, regardless if a characters gay or not.
>I could beat you to a pulp, little man. Eat shit and die, /pol/tard scum.
>I spit on my disgusting ancestors graves. My life isnt ruled by my predcaors wants and desires, i make my own destiny, /pol/tard bitch!
9b4bc4 No.203906
6096e9 No.203907
>>201434
Mattel has some SLIGHT credibility for the MOTU collectors line, and recently for the new Thundercats sculps that don't look like bandai ass. The real credit goes to a group of toy sculptors called the Four Horsemen, but admittedly Mattel did get the collectors line rolling.
9b4bc4 No.203908
>>203907
I suppose the keyword here is slight, though. Aren't those He-Man Classics all "collector club" mail exclusives now, with tons of recycled parts from older figures?
6096e9 No.203912
>>203908
Yes, aside from one infamous year when the left over stock was shipped to big lots with no fanfare.
As far as parts recycling goes, they were at least open about that from the get go and had the convenient excuse of being more similar to the original line in that sense. Characters with unique aspects, Clawful for example, do actually get those specific parts for them.
9b4bc4 No.203918
Greg's chimping out on the Pig Farms thread about him right now.
9b4bc4 No.203920
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27a95f No.203932
61697b No.204004
>>203932
But don't let his terrible spelling skills get to you anon, he's a GENIUS!
649ccc No.204070
You all think Greg's worthy of an ED page?
6f8416 No.204081
>>204070
>>204071
do it yourself you lazy faggot.
d544ad No.204087
>>201052
>>201053
>>201054
>>201055
this dude looks like a kid i use to know when i was younger but greg is autistic and the kid i knew wasn't
e10382 No.204095
>>204087
He's not severely autistic. Aspergers and bipolar.
Did you live in Virginia by chance, Anon?
Also, THE PLOT THICKENS
9d0f1f No.204128
>>198949
A webm version because jewtube sucks
6096e9 No.204145
>>204128
Those blemishes across his face look denser than typical acne; are they boils or some kind of cyst?
335959 No.204186
possible greg sighting on 8/tv/? not familiar with him enough to be certian
50803c No.204201
>>204186
I don't think he really uses 8ch outside of chimping out on /pig/. But the odd spelling and bitching about "/pol/tards" is dead on.
He does support Trump now, though, apparently. Used to be a Bern-victim but some troll convinced him otherwise.
Link to the thread, anon?
8651c0 No.204204
>>204201
its nothin special. also you could just do this >>>/tv/265727
9d0f1f No.204210
>>204204
Hm. I don't think Greg's really one to try talking deep about politics, but I've never met the man.
9d0f1f No.204232
>>203858
>>203859
>>204095
Update:
Like a few months ago, Mary has abandoned the Mazujian household for god knows what reason, taking the car. Greg is mad mostly because now he can't go buy toys cuz they have no car. Mary went of to Delaware or something.
In the meantime, Greg's dad has confiscated his son's phone because Greggy kept talking to some random troll about his current life events (which is why we know about his mom leaving, etc.) because the guy kept posting the chat logs onto Kiwi Farms.
He has mentioned to the troll that he doesn't have a password lock on the phone, meaning his dad could snoop through his phone and find some, um, interesting things, such as the "8000 photos of cartoon porn" Greg mentions having saved on his phone.
Greg's mom already tried taking his phone away, though, and he ended up getting it back- so who knows how long Greg's time without it will actually go for?
6096e9 No.204239
>>204232
He could always put his foot down like a real father and either destroy it or take it back to a store.
9ab27a No.204359
>>201078
>"Can u please Make one where her nipples are more visable"
and what was it he was referring to?
cdcdd3 No.204360
What the fuck is it with Virginia and autists?
It's not just the noteworthy pigs we see on the internet, it's like this state is a hotspot for multiple kinds of general autism.
cdcdd3 No.204362
>>201054
>those titties
I don't get how people can let themselves go like that.
95424e No.204395
>>204360
Government experiments? Something on the water? No idea.
>>204359
Probably some sort of fan art.
7d6e18 No.204438
Haha which one of glorious bastards did this?
7d6e18 No.204722
Apparently the whole thing about Greg having a tantrum at Toys R Us because a Lego set hadn't broken the street date yet actually happened.
7d6e18 No.204723
>>204722
Well, maybe not.
https://fgts.jp/toy/thread/4944699/
The most comical thing about this is the fact he left his name in on the "on hold" form on the lego set.
cf58db No.204831
Fun Greg Fact of the Day:
Greg called up Lego customer service in a rage, and got chewed out by the lady on the other end. He allegedly sounded like he was gonna cry through the whole call.
He also claimed back during the summer he had a girlfriend named Michelle. Dunno the validity of this, but considering all the times he's talked about being lonely to that one troll, it's unlikely.
Feel free to dig around fgts.jp/toy/ for more older Greg threads that happened before he popped up on cow/kiwi.
f90674 No.204936
>>201064
>>201075
>GIMMIE GIMMIE CHICKEN TENDIES
b009b5 No.205168
So much for Greg's dad putting his foot down and getting rid of his phone.
dccf33 No.205433
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Seems like we've got a Greg embargo on our hands. After that one troll kept posting the logs between himself and Greg on the Kiwi Farms, his dad found out and made him stop talking to the guy, and blocking him.
To put it shortly, if we want the cocks to flow, we need some new anon to talk to him and post lulzworthy chat logs.
743ce6 No.205583
>>205555
That Michael guy seems like a total cuck
78c05a No.205621
>>205555
Well, I will say, Greg's observation is pretty dead on. I'm pretty fucking depressed and resent women.
469a8c No.205729
>>205621
Because you're a pussy