/cow/ - Lolpigs

Oh hi Spoony

He announced that he was making videos this month and his patreon actually went down a couple hundred bucks.

He's fucked.

>>199113

I love the scent of double dubs in the afternoon.

More to the point, if that's true then his idiot fans may finally have woken up.

he hasn't been relevant since 2009, who cares about him

>>199110

How's your sex life?

How does he feel about almost raping a mentally ill man named JesuOtaku?

you do know we have a spoony thread, right?

>>199144

He's just such a disappointment. He's like the personification of all of our lives.

>>199211

Speak for yourself.

General question: if spoony's dumbshit fanbase were teenagers originally, just how many of these sad fucks are now supporting him well into their late 20's?

>>199247

Didn't mean failure necessarily, I just meant the sort of general disappointment that comes of aging and coming to understand the gap between your expectations of adulthood and reality.

>>199113

its all orge from here, he either steps up to the plate and actually produces good cocks or he retires.

or he could an hero, who cares?

>>199113

>no videos in two months

>still making $2000 autismbux on patreon

>>199353

Its like that one faggot that bought $30K worth of amiibo to piss off his "enemies"

>>199339

iirc, around august or november or somewhere around then 2014 it was over $5600/month

>>199351

oh, he's learning

he's such a weak creature, he's letting another weak creature feed off of him

>>199201

It's on page 7 and way past bump limit.

For fuck's sake this board is so slow there are images you can't post because they're in a thread 5 fucking months agoand the BO is one of those fags that enables the "force unique files per board" option. Who gives a shit if there's already one?

Not to mention there's something like 13 moviebob threads in the catalog. Shut the fuck up.

>>199397

We are witnessing evolution: a beta so genuinely pathetic he invites his parasite into his life.

This has probably be answered countless times before, but what the hell is it about a screaming manchild that attracts the dumbest excuses for human beings?

>>199353

>>199358

and yet here you are, salty as fuck

>>199409

>t. ProfessorHarmless

>>199409

And he graces us with his presence! Oh great Walker, thine palainial might of ye 84th level, how can we ever live up to your sterling life example of donating countless sums to a pants-shitting drug addict?

Mocking you aside, you seem to grasp why the pen exists in the first place, much less this single thread.

>>199201

>>199407

The problem is just that the OP is complete shit.

>>199409

Yeah we'll be real salty too when only the most dedicated of his die-hard fans remain and they're forced to sell all their possessions in order to ensure their idol never has to work. That'll really piss us off, trust me.

>>199409

oh please sir, don't ever stop giving money away to morons on the Internet.

Prove us wrong by demonstrating how stupid you are!

Believe!

>>199437

the mere mention of such a thing rouses your jamborees, sweetheart

>>199338

He hasn't made any actual cocks for almost a whole year. Actually. It was May last year. And it wasn't anything he wrote, it was just a vlog with some editing for pacing, so it meets the barest requirements.

His Patreon is WAY down as well. It's gone down more quite recently. I'm thinking of taking his website out of my bookmarks, because what's the fucking point?

>>199474

The only work of his I've ever cared about was the ultima videos. They were pretty good imo.

>>199475

At one time, he was genuinely funny. Before that, actually. There were some good things in those but they got fucked over by dumb story/character shit that I can't even understand why he would do.

>>199497

His FFXIII review was semi-decent, but yes, he missed a lot.

It'd be more forgivable if he actually got other shit done, like FFXIII-2, Lightning Returns (I couldn't even finish that game- I refuse to play a fucking Final Fantasy game on a time limit) and whatever else Square has cooked up that might be funny to review.

Instead his Youtube channel is full of nearly silent playthroughs that nobody cares about.

>>199519

>>199519

>His FFXIII review was semi-decent

no it wasn't

nothing he made past 2010 was even remotely not shit>His FFXIII review was semi-decent

>>199339

Wonder if he bothered saving any of that old money he was getting.

>>199522

All he had to do was keep watching/playing shit that he knows about.

I said it before. Conan, Lord of the Hobbit, the DnD movies that's the stuff people wanted to see. Instead he shit his pants and did nothing.

Being a fa/tg/uy, I even liked the first few counter monkey videos. However, they quickly dissolved into spoony's made-up stories and "If you play like this then you are having wrongbad fun!"

>>199529

There's a woman in his life, so no

>>199532

more or less noah just had to produce anything thats the exact opposite of what he's been doing.

>>199532

>playing the wrong game

Did spoony not have friends when he was younger? The whole point of any game is that it's an excuse to meet up with friends and bullshit each other, not get lost in some rule booklet.

>>199554

wow that sounds gay. Here's a 20 min vlog on why you shouldn't have a mix of jedi and non jedi in your star wars RPG's.

>>199555

Damn, perfectly good set of trips wasted.

Oh, does anyone have that image of spoony wincing with "pain" spelled out in it?

>>199554

>>199555

I notice he's really autismal about his games. Not that you necessarily shouldn't take the game somewhat seriously, but that Jedi video is a perfect example of how he kind of wants things to stick to a script. In other videos too it kind of sounds like he'd fudge encounters and stuff to ensure the campaign continues to run smoothly.

Spoony is awesome. Spoony is my nigga.

>>199619

Myles, it's okay, he's gone now, you don't have to prop your loser older brother anymore.

>>199555

Is this the one where he talks about how he played a non-jedi character, the bus driver with all the explosives and the flamethrower?

Because that one was fucking hilarious. They have Force powers, he has gizmos, and he wins. He did HK47 first.

>>199641

No it's the video where he complains that people don't play a game like it's a movie, and apparently he got butthurt because rather than let the Jedi fight Sith lords one on one other characters decided to shoot them in the back while they're fighting.

Thread hasn't produced cocks. If you want general discussion of TGWTG personalities: General Spoony Discussion is better suited for >>>/tv/ and http://deadhorseinterchangeable.freeforums.org/internet-nobodies-f1.html

>>199683

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Why not

>GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC

>>199704

can someone fill me in on this

>>199709

The stadardised ban message on /pig/ has for as long as I can remember been

(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)

This time it was not. Perhaps it's because Introman is doing the ban instead of JEWS, I don't know.

>>199710

No I mean who is this and why are they banned?

I haven't been on here much since 2014.

>>199711

It's an autistic tranny avatarfag. His primary avatar is Revy, but once he switched to Heather (from Resident Evil). I've seen him shit up /pol/ once. In case you run into him, remember: pregnancy porn of his wifus triggers him. Someone posting a pic of pregnant Revy was what made him temporarily switch to Heather.

>>199683

>JesuOtaku

Noone cares about her.

Even less so that she's pulling an attention whore move for sympathy by announcing she is a trans-man about to start HRT.

I think it's fucking hilarious that Zac Bertschy of Anime News Network is sticking with her through this process. This is what a man browbeaten by SocJus looks like, stuck in a marriage under false pretenses.

He actually just released a new video. It's not horrible so far.

>>199474

>Still watching Spoony

god damn I unsubscribed and realized he was a lazy faggot before he was fired from TGWTG

Why does he have any fans at all , do people not realize he is too far gone now ?

Not to mention Spoony is a special snowflake who goes ban crazy if you point out he doesnt make videos

>>199731

watching it right now. first thing i noticed is that he's aged horribly since his last appearance, like he looks like he's going on 42 already

still doing a bunch of dumb sketches and references in place of actually making jokes about the movie and still playing fucking dress-up. sounds like he left in a flubbed line. crappy mario joke. why the fuck is this 25 minutes? you could probably have made it 15 easily

all in all, this was just mediocre, but then again what else could you expect. I like how his patreon's gone so far down over the past two months

https://graphtreon.com/creator/spoonyexperiment

What is Spoony's obsession with Reb Brown? He's a shitty (mediocre at best) who plays in shitty movies. He's not even over-the-top funny. Fuck his forced meme. Anyway, nice to see a new review, see you in 2017 then when his next review comes out.

>>199522

>nothing he made past 2010 was even remotely not shit

Pleb taste in pleb entertainment. His Ultima 9 review is still the GOAT of angry game reviews (but you're right, everything beyond that point is shit).