/cow/ - Lolcows

I don't understand these people.

Gamergay doesn't even fucking exist anymore and they're still bitching about it.

So AllyZone seems to be a new phrase for them that is akin to saying they're being "friendzoned", probably to describe being put off into a lower social strata.

>>201492

GooberGrape became their boogeyman that everything they were against had to be connected to. So you get Singal, Izzy, every tranny in existence, and Coffin all trying to rationalize how those criticizing them are just like the GaterGamers rather than accept that they're a part of an ideology that causes them to attack each other.

I'm trying to understand this lingo and feel like I got it down somewhat, but what the fuck is a tanky/tankies?

if peter coffin killed himself it would be the first time he did anything that was actually funny.

>>201494

I know that commies use 'tankie' as a semi-insulting word for a Stalinist but I don't see how that applies here.

>>201490

I dunno what in the infinite Christ either of those two retards are babbling about but as long as they continue slapfighting other progressive dipshits then I'm all for it.

If I wanted WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS I'd subject myself to Loss Alt Delete.

>>201494

It'll always exist. Firstly from the few autists who are still latched on because their pathetic lives now rely on it and mainly because it gives the media a scapegoat that they can routinely bring up every time they need some more page clicks ("Kylo Ren is a GamerGator XDXDXDXDXD" for example).

>>201490

That Izz mother fucker is super pathetic. Apparently, he's such a loon he's excommunicated his sister over SocJus bullshit.

>>201509

is it the tits? or the unnatural shape of her fist? (try putting your hand in that position) or the dead, misaligned eyes?

>folk

>folks

They love that word don't they?

>>201548

that particular tendency triggers me.

also their attempts at non-offensive insults - they won't call you a faggot, a retard or a pussy because that's homophobic/ableist/sexist, so they use ones like "shitlord" and "pissbaby", which just makes them sound like 8-year-olds who just discovered swearing.

>>201490

hahaha that @catinblackretard baleeted its account

>>201548

>>201550

It seems like a cutesy affectation. Like "I may not know about you big-town types, but as a simple corn-fed country lawyer…" sort of thing you see in fiction.

I've noticed the word ally thrown around a lot. I assume this is the new tranny speak for cis scum who kiss their asses?

>>201564

Ally is what you call a sjw nigger (a straight white male)

>>201517

>wu

>trans exclusionary radical feminist

Holy fuck

>>201555

>Peter "the Michigan Merchant Mangler" Coffin

>>201564

Anyone from a designated privileged class who kisses SJW ass. Not exclusive to trannies.

>>201597

He just couldn't stand not getting attention and now that he asks for some he's literally Hitler which is just wow, just wow.

>>201579

I'm considering making a twitter account to raise hell on trannies in Peter's name.

#fucktrannies

#protectCoffin

Please post all fresh tranny vs Coffin tweets.

Wu thread is at bump limit and I'm too lazy to make a new one. This also fits here since #sjgate became a royal rumble.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/460ir6/twitter_bullshit_sjgate_is_apparently_a_thing_now/d01kq3d

>sjgate

How many terms has this shitlord tried to coin at this point? I remember the afternoon he spent spamming "cutegrim".

How can he believe anyone besides /pig/ cares about any of this?

>>201639

Who was Peter before /pig/ started playing with him? Some faggy let's player or something?

>>201640

A 'comedian'

>>201640

Maybe. He was pretty much nobody, tbh fam.

>>201641

What.

He's never said anything intentionally funny in his life.

>>201643

>intentionally

Doesn't have to.

>>201640

He actually got our attention by trying to shut down 8chan.

>>201640

He's a YouTube "comedian" with delusions of grandeur. Once, his greatest claim to fame was kicking himself on the balls on national TV two or three times.

Then, one of the Asian models he was harassing on Twitter discovered that his Japanese girlfriend was actually an imaginary person he'd been roleplaying across several social media accounts for over a year. Her pictures were stolen from a Korean model and even had Korean text all over the place because Peter is a dumbass.

To this day, Peter claims he was catfished even though he had previously claimed to have met this girl in person. He actually send to believe that this incident is the only reason that he's not a famous and successful YouTube comedian.

The jury is still out on whether his wife is a real person, an actress, or a sex doll.

>>201636

That fucking Singal article has turned into a black hole that is sucking all of the nutjobs in from all corners of Shitter.

Even A+ has joined the fray now: http://archive.is/Bdyht

I'll try a make a timeline of this shit to see if helps us understand it better because there's still a lot we don't know about.

>Jesse Singal writes article about a doctor who worked with children going through 'gender issues' who got canned because he worked with the children to make sure they knew what they wanted rather than just immediately cramming hormone pills down their throats like a good progressive would.

>People (primarily 'Becks') start sperging the fuck out over the article because they're trannies and that's what they do. Singal gets flooded with hate mail on Twatter

>When Singal doesn't immediately commit sudoku to atone for his crimes Becks turns to the age-old tactic of claiming (>)she's being harassed (despite seemingly no evidence to support this)

>Brianna Wooman comments on the matter but doesn't call for Signal's head thus triggering Becks and presumably a few other retards who sperg out at (>)her too

>Becks locks its account

>Civil War erupts

>Dollfucker, Spicxxy Galvez, 'I Came To GamerGate' and others join one side and the other begins degradingly referring to them as the 'allyzone' (which seems to be a spinoff of the 'friendzone' used to belittle white male SJWs)

>The aforementioned get mad and start spamming tweets in response, Dollfucker even going so far as to coin the 'SJGate' hashtag

>The slapfight evolves into an all-out brawl eventually encompassing seemingly every corner of Twatter from A+ to 'Anime Marxists'

And that's about what I got so far.

>>201645

nice try peter it is because you made up an asian gf and then made racist remarks on the intenet pretending to be her.

>>201548

I say it a bit to help deal with character limits.

>>201564

It's apparently a fairly common thing for SJWs to describe those they share their ideology with as allies. So when they don't want to call someone a friend they'll just say they're an 'ally' leading to the comments about being "ally zoned" when they're treated as being on the periphery.

>>201636

It's not a serious hashtag as it was done for a couple 'jokes' by Peter Coffin and then became a shitposting hashtag, but the general concept is alive and well with various factions at each others' throats.

>>201667

>>201647

actress. It took way too long for him to get something as simple as a family picture like this together.

>btw……TN……he lives!!!!

Jesus, I was hoping this stupid faggot wouldn't get another thread.

>>201708

This took years of planning on his part to pull off. Also Peter is aging and gaining weight at an astonishing rate. By 2017 he's going to look like Orson Welles.

Did Peter seriously take his Tumblr offline?

Well, I archived a bunch of shit from it anyways but I stopped like 6 months ago or something. Everything about him meeting his fake wife to his fake trip to Scotland is archived.

>>201717

>I didn't archive the source. The TN photos are public on Peter's FB and the family photo is horsemaw's FB cover photo.

It's another Franken photo. Look at how pale Ashleigh's skin is versus everyone else in the photograph. It's because the photo Ashleigh was originally in used a different light source. Similarly, in the analyzed photo, look how dark her body is compared to everyone else. In all likelihood the original photo had someone else in Ashleigh's place and she was just shopped over that person.

>>201717

> He totally doesn't care about it anymore as you can see.

At least not at the moment. If we talk more about "Ashleigh", chances are he'll go back to posting shit about her. At least, that's how he's done it in the past anyway.

>>201754

This morning? That means Peter is posting on /pig/ again or at least lurking.

>Hi Peter

>>201768

Lol. Fuck is he doing? Their chemistry is so fucking awkward and cringey. It's like, let's sit as close as possible without making any sort of physical contact.

>I don't like public displays of affection or private ones for that matter. - Horsemaw

He should be trying to prove that Kimi wasn't him. He should leave the doll thing for later.

>>201754

>>201768

Ugh…

It's been how many months now? He still hasn't changed his tune.

No wonder we got tired of these threads

>>201770

>He should be trying to prove that Kimi wasn't him

He can't, because he was.

So he employs the Bill Clinton strategy - deny, deny, deny

>>201774

That's from last year

>>201777

Not nearly enough

>>201779

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAkEGQBG67A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WqZ5dfFiX4

Holy shit, I guess that Pete wasn't putting Ashleigh in his video before because we were keeping a close eye on him and "her" adam's apple is too prominent to deny. Pretty manly body as well. Trans-Ashleigh theory confirmed.

>>201754

Called it. lol

>>201667

>>Jesse Singal writes article about a doctor who worked with children going through 'gender issues' who got canned because he worked with the children to make sure they knew what they wanted rather than just immediately cramming hormone pills down their throats like a good progressive would.

Surely you're misrepresenting this.

No one could possibly object to making sure that children actually suffer from an incurable neurological disorder before permanently fucking up their hormonal development to treat that disorder.

>>201808

Sure no one has posted it to twitter yet? If so, then he must still be reading this board despite the fact that we haven't had a thread on him for weeks or months. Not at all pathetic, Peter.

>>201805

SJW know they are the shittiest people around which is why they constantly look for whatever gives them the higher moral ground to compensate for it, after all how could a progressive shithead who keeps virtue signaling all the time be a complete fucktard?

That's they logic

Everything about Peter is so weird, retarded and absurd I always have a hard time understanding it.

>>201469

What's wrong with your text rendering? Your kernig is all fucked

>>201801

You can read it for yourself, fam: https://archive.is/WvR2b

>"GIC clinicians, who saw clients between ages 3 and 18, had a much more cautious stance on social transitioning for their younger clients — they believed that in many cases, it was preferable to first “help children feel comfortable in their own bodies,” as they often put it, since in the GIC’s view gender is quite malleable at a young age and gender dysphoria will likely resolve itself with time. Many activists see this approach as a rejection of young children’s transgender identities, and Zucker as its regressive standard-bearer."

You can also have this: http://www.seattletimes.com/opinion/my-transgender-daughter-should-not-have-to-use-the-mens-restroom/

>My 6 year old is old enough to make xis own decisions you shitlords!

>>201910

I'm still waiting for tranny wars and sjgate.

>>201910

He is really within us.

Hi peter, enjoy your stay.

And remember: YOU ARE HERE FOREVER.

>>201927

Fuck, i meant that he is with us.

I don't want to have petey inside of me.

>>201910

Hey Pete, the reason you own up those Tweets is because they have been archived and documented. Don't worry, eventually the facade of your sham marriage and your sex doll will become common knowledge and probably be made into a Lifetime movie. All in due time.

>>201713

>Going CSI:Autism on Peter Coffin photos

>2016

>I'm Batman

>>201937

Hi, Peter. How's the wife? Oh that's right, she doesn't exist. How much longer are you going to live this lie?

>>201939

Yes, clearly Peter Coffin would make a spergy CWC reference in response to a post :^)

>>201910

Of course he's being open about this. He's an attention whore, and after being ignored by /pig/ for months, he finally decided to accept he's a regular (c'mon Petey, I've seen your posts on the Wu threads).

>>201921

He did realize it, after reading that explanation of his "success" tons of times on past threads. That's why he decided to do something similar again. Lo and behold, internet never changes.

>>201838

Probably a mix of firefox snapshot add on plus having everything zoomed in a bit so it's easier for me to read as I'm slouching in my chair downing one bottle of wine after the other.

>>201921

>It took me 5 years to create a clickbait parody video that tricked enough people!

>>201942

Petey, what's it like to fuck your wife? Do you ever cry afterwards, knowing that the actress who plays her on camera will never touch your penis? Do you ever wish you could make her a real girl instead of just a Real Doll?

>>201708

Anyone else wondering why this kid still has blonde hair and blue eyes?

The FAS is more pronounced now though.

I love watching all you neckbeards desperately trying to cover how assravaged you are that Beta Coffin gets laid and you don't.

It's like when Chris-Chan hired the hooker all over again.

inb4 "Hi Peter". lol

>>202040

Bruh

>>201719

>>202141

Hello, Pete.

:^)

>>202141

>>202146

In after "Hello Pete"

; )

She's always propped up in the photos with other people, or she's sitting down. That plus the crutches and strong arms makes me wonder about her legs. Is she a cripple? Did Peter break her legs so she couldn't run away?

>>202141

ピーター、こんばんは！

test

>>202141

>test

>>202231

We need to get a YouTube e-celeb to do a video about him faking having an Asian girlfriend. That would probably cause him to have a stroke.

>>202255

>We need to get a YouTube e-celeb to do a video about him faking having an Asian girlfriend.

We already had that from back when he actually did it.

>>202197

>Coffin's a proud cuck

Doesn't surprise me seeing as 'his' kid looks nothing like him

Where Peter's "wife" came from. http://archive.is/m2ii6

>>202231

>imagine living with this fuck.

it must be very deflating. ;^)

Peter and his life is just really depressing. I gave up reading the old threads it was just painful watching someone with zero scruples or self-respect make a fool of himself over and over.

H spends all day and night on twitter trying to win approval from sjw people who wait for him to say something wrong so they can jump on him. Only uses SJW talking points as some lame grab to be relevant when in reality if he really wanted to be a "ally" to the SJW clap trap he would keep his opinions out of it and retweet what real supposed "VICTIMS" tweet. He really isn't all that bright and is poorly socialised even at online interaction.

Being so attention starved he continues to whine about here even after people had long lost interest in him. So desperate to prove /pig/ wrong he forces his mentally unstable, plain Jane wife with a push up bra on camera to stick it to a forum full of anonymous people he will never meet and should have zero impact on his life but somehow controls his actions. He also thinks that having a wife is a trophy instead of an emotional companion.

Really wants to prove the kimi stuff was him being catfished when anyone with half a brain can see it was just him living some fantasy Asian waifu fetish.

Still holding on to that dream of stardom when he is hitting his mid 30s and should probably get as real career. A run of the mill parody video about one of the biggest films of 2015 isnt something to boast about when some kid screaming at video games clocks 5 times those views. Another example of him really wanting to be seen as a success.

A truly sad life. If he had a shred of dignity left he would move on from this online stuff and focus on his reality and not this fantasy he is trying to live.

>>202283

>Really wants to prove the kimi stuff was him being catfished when anyone with half a brain can see it was just him living some fantasy Asian waifu fetish.

He hasn't really done anything to prove he was being catfished. He just screams loudly in denial about how he didn't make her up and he's a victim really.

>>202292

>I wonder if he lied in therapy too or if he went to some quack who told him that continually lying about it and pretending it doesn't bother him is the way to go.

Given his current state I'd be willing to bet money that he undermined his therapy in some way.

>>202231

Him and Seth Rogen.

>>201518

There's something about that helmet. I can't quite tell, but it looks odd or photoshopped. Also, that razor sharp right cheek line.

>>202308

> I can't quite tell, but it looks odd or photoshopped

its some homemade shit. the inside is made of Styrofoam, you can see it in the picture.

>>201509

Why are her boobs… wrong?

>>202255

>>202258

It used to be that RamZpaul's video about him was the first that came up on youtube when searching for "Peter Coffin". When I tried it now, however, Peter's own videos are the top results.

It seems he realised that he can make low effort song "parodies" that draw a teenage market with absolutely no sense of quality. Most of his videos only get a few thousand views (which makes me suspect that many of his 200,000 subscribers are fake), but a select few have gotten around one million.

It would be great if we could change this. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be able to get someone who regularly gets over a million views to make a video on him.

>>202258

Yeah, we need to have it happen again to produce a sperg melt down.

>>202283

>suggesting that's really his wife

Ok, for real, is there a consensus on whether he is playing a character or is he really just bizarre? Has he done anh more scams for cash? I have been out since like last Jul/Aug.

I (literally) just looked at the first couple tweets and he is still on about trans rights and cis opression.

Is gamergate still even a thing? I ask as a supporter, because I mean that was his bread and butter. Is he just screaming about a boogeyman that doesn't really exist anymore?

When I peaced out I was even sympathetic towards peter pls but holy shit. I mean if he is gay or bi or trans he should just come out. Im sure his star trek voodoo doll would support s/him.

And what of toilet nigget? Has he said his first words yet and has it been livestreamed to prove that the shaking it took from Darth Ma-Maul didnt break him?

>>202385

>Ok, for real, is there a consensus on whether he is playing a character or is he really just bizarre?

Yes, Ashleigh. Peter is not a character, if that's what you mean.

Remember that this is a guy who pretended to be his own Japanese girlfriend for over a year, across multiple social media sites, and to this day refuses to admit it.

>Is gamergate still even a thing?

No, not really. SJWs don't know that, though.

It's really funny. They used to just say GAMERGATE IS DEAD over and over when it wasn't true. Now that it is true, they see Gamergate everywhere because it's their favorite boogeyman.

>>202390

>Is gamergate still even a thing?

It's still a thing. Although SJWs are mostly losing because of attrition. For example, Anita Sarkeesian's popularity is currently in the trash can. People even openly bash her on Tumblr right now.

>>202393

>People even openly bash her on Tumblr right now.

People have always done that. There's a major anti-SJW community on Tumblr and they all hate Anita.

What would be impressive would be if kool aid drinkers were bashing her.

>>202385

Does anyone even care that the person who "catfished" has never come forward to laugh about it or is everyone pretty okay with peter just being a lying piece of shit? I can only imagine that people just don't know the story or don't care. Seriously though, how does such a profoundly unfunny, stupid maniac with no problems lying to everyone including himself get any views on the internet for ripping off two or more popular media components and adding his "comedy" to it. I think the whole sex doll thing was dumb because he would have to have talent to pull off that kinda magic but I do see how it's more believable than him ever finding a person who cares for him, much less wants to have a child with him.

>>202419

Sure, everyone cares. Who catfished you, broseph? This is a safe space.

>>202390

>They used to just say GAMERGATE IS DEAD over and over when it wasn't true. Now that it is true, they see Gamergate everywhere because it's their favorite boogeyman.

Kek. So gamergate turned out to not be "literally worse than ISIS", but it did manage to turn video games into "basically the muslim religion".

Add to that the fact that the flat earth theory is memeing like a motherfucker and I'm prepared to be "assimilated" by the Jawa. We never should have tried to stop disease. It really did make everyone on the planet autistic and no one can tell because everyone is too autistic to science out what they did wrong.

>>202419

Even a lot of SJWs know he made up a girlfriend and they hate him for it because he fetishized asian women and used his Japanese girlfriend character as a way to make racist jokes.

Only the select group of people who like him buy into the catfishing story, and they are both stupid and willfully ignorant.

>>202438

Are they against having a sexual preference for minorities? These guys are so confusing. How do they feel about Woody Allen marrying his adopted Chinese daughter?

>>202394

She's splitting feminists, because her sex-negative slant is so obvious.

>>202394

I remember there were some screenshots of people on NeoFag of people saying something like "is it alright if we stop sucking Anita's cock now that gamergate is over?". So even the koolaid drinkers don't feel like they need to signal so hard that they support her now.

Have to keep in mind that just because these useless cucks say they agree with someone doesn't mean they really do. Having Anita's arguments torn apart time after time has probably worn down a lot of people know they can't really defend anything she's said unless they pretend she said something entirely different.

>>202283

The saddest part is that Harrison, if he really is Peter's kid, is going to grow up with a father who will gladly humiliate his entire family for a few moments in the spotlight, and a mother who is barely aware of his existence. Not to mention all of the bullying he's going to get in school, once his classmates find out that his dad is the "fake girlfriend guy" and the "doll guy".

I can only imagine how messed up he'll be in 13 or 14 years.

>>202497

Doesn't FAS make you a slow-in-the-mind anyway?

>>202562

They're FUCKING AWFUL. I'm mean, it is because of them that he has FAS. The least they can do is stop fucking around on twitter or finding new ways to stuff a bra and spend their money on getting him into some special needs programs.

>>202562

It makes you whatever Harper was. Who also, I kinda want updates on.

>>202567

>They're FUCKING AWFUL. I'm mean, it is because of them that he has FAS. The least they can do is stop fucking around on twitter or finding new ways to stuff a bra and spend their money on getting him into some special needs programs.

Okay, let's get some shit straight, niggas. Peter is not the father of that child. These people have never had sex. Let's stop pretending that's the case here.

haha (c o n t e n t i o n) was the word, I forgot

>>202605

Peter's problem isn't his looks, so it is possible that he found an equally deranged person to fuck. I've seen a lot worse looking people get with a lot better looking people than this. That baby doesn't look like it has fas and her pregnancy photos looked fake as fuck. Also the child looks too large for the timeframe. So I'm going with she got knocked and had the kid before they met and this thing has an extra chromosome. Not downs but another disorder I forget the name of. So that limited her dating options.

>>202609

Well…It kinda does. That is not a funny thing, but it does look like ashleigh might have been sneaking some white wine when pete wasn't around.

>>202620

What the hell am I looking at here?

>>202619

He thinks he's Semitic because his mother has an extremely common Polish name. Therefore, she must be a crypto-Jew whose family was just unaware of her jewishness for generations. He seems to just be assuming that there's an unbroken line of crypto-Jew mothers even though his mother would've gotten her last name from her father.

Peter, I know you're reading this. You aren't Jewish. You're Polish.

He almost certainly considers his son mixed-race because he has gone on record saying that "Jews are white" is a form of white supremacy.

>>202650

Well that's backwards. Saying Jews are white isn't any more white supremist than saying the Irish and Italians are. If anything it ruffles white supremacist feathers.

>>202619

I know, it's such a blatant attempt at scoring some oppression points. These people are more obsessed with race than Stormfront.

Even if there is some Jewish blood in his family, he was not raised in the Jewish religion or culture. For most Jews, American Jews anyway, it is this that defines their Jewish identity, not their heritage.

On top of that, like most Jews, you look white. You have never been discriminated because people think you look Arab/Semitic/Jewish/whatever. You were not stopped at the airport because you look Arab. It was a random search. Haven't you ever seen those ridiculous pictures of little white boys in wheelchairs and 90 year old white ladies being searched?

God damn, can you go a single day without being a stupid pathetic faggot?

>>202652

>If anything it ruffles white supremacist feathers.

Yes, exactly, but Peter is absolutely desperate to be non-white because it would give him oppression points.

>>202654

>Even if there is some Jewish blood in his family, he was not raised in the Jewish religion or culture. For most Jews, American Jews anyway, it is this that defines their Jewish identity, not their heritage.

His mother isn't Jewish, so even if he had Jewish ancestry (not impossible) he still wouldn't be a Jew by Jewish law.

>>202652

Exactly. And telling Jews that they aren't white is very offensive to a lot of real Jews. Peter doesn't understand this though because he isn't Jewish.

>>202655

We posted replies simultaneously. I see we are 100% in agreement.

I can't believe that a single Jewish SJW hasn't called him out on this shit yet.

>>202655

Only to some, but if he converted he'd be both ethnically and religiously Jewish. The hillel rule of maternal descent was actually designed to allow bastards an identity. It was not written to make people with only Jewish fathers not Jewish. That's a misinterpretation. Prior to which you had to have a Jewish father. Unfortunately to the orthodox Jews it changed the rule to mean you must have a Jewish mother and this affected Israeli law, but it's not actually historically accurate or accepted by the majority of Jews in the world. The ones who move to Israel tend to be on the crazy side and go with sects which aren't popular in America. A lot of the native Jews in Israel belong to sects the government doesn't officially recognize and or are agnostic so there is a lot of cocks there, and protests. It's actually really messed up.

Anyway having a Jewish father would actually make him Jewish according to a lot of Jews and history. Just not to Israel, unless he converted and it wouldn't necessarily have to be to a sect they recognized so long as one of his parents was Jewish, he had a bar mitzvah and a circumcision. Reform and conservative of America for instance would be accepted even though the government doesn't recognize those sects in Israel for other purposes, such as marriage. It's a clusterfuck.

>>202662

Peter is an atheist. Isn't the only way to be a Jewish atheist is to be Israeli? They're listed on their identification as being Jewish for nationality even if they don't believe.

>>202656

Not really. As a Jew I'm not offended either way. Because I'm not a racist. Also ethnicity shouldn't be something you can check off in three categories. The entire thing is stupid. We have black and Asian Jews. Historically China had a large Jewish population, which disappeared into the Han population. Of course there was some exchange back the other way. So there is some Asian DNA in Jews. Also Turkish DNA, and even African from the Moors. We are Heinz 57. What makes us look white is all the Caucasion, Greek and German. Basically follow the silk road and connect the dots. There is no shame in this. Still after the holocaust we don't like being labled. Can you blame us?

>>202674

>>202674

>>202655

If anyone wants to compare Pls's life to that of a jew, check out the Stacey Maltin's "The Other Side" on The Black List Table Reads.

Really do.

It's very detailed and will provide a lot of ammo against pete OR jews, whichever you want.

Also just an actually pretty good screenplay.

>>202678

Only really applies to orthodox Israeli sects, which are crazy as hell. It's like criticism of Christianity based on their right wing cults. Using it against Jews would be fedora tier. It is however a good example of someone with Jewish ancestry trying to connect with their history and culture. So it works against Pete nicely. Especially since he's a fedora tier atheist as opposed to just being one based on evidence. He's to atheist what right wing flat earthers are to Christians. It's embarrassing.

>>202605

Did you even watch the "proof" stream. Peter was nervous to even sit next to this bitch. She literally said she doesn't like private displays of affection next to her supposed husband, probably mostly to shoot down the creep sitting next to her.

These people have not had sex. There is some kind of relationship going on, but it's not the kind they're pretending to have for public consumption.

>>202691

stfu coffin

>>202712

Peter pls.

>>202385

Testing the waters for the "I was just pretending to be retarded" defense

>>202594

Believing that Kimi could get mainstream attention, even by proxy.

>>202605

Implying Kimi and Ashton had sex, ever.

>>202606

Forgetting about the filter, and clarifying posts

>>202607

This fucking writing style. Trying to be funny but failing.

>>202616

Blaming Ashton for everything wrong with TN.

>>202620

Autistic photo forensics about irrelevant cocks (Kimi believes this to be /pig/'s specialty)

>>202678

Jewness derailing, coupled with unsolicited recommendations and awkward pop culture references.

>>202712

Accusing anon of being Kimi, when anon's post was the total opposite of anything Kimi would ever write.

KIMI PLS

>>202729

its because it is the opposite.

>>202744

Did he baleet them 'cause of us?

>>202594

Reality tv as a fad should be dead by then. We are past the 15 minutes of fame future that Warhol predicted and it's just getting lame. I think we will stop celebrating actors and singers with awards given to them by the industry itself. People are just going to get sick of it all. Plus with this fad of radio stations not being able to afford to play music I foresee more local small bands getting airplay and that slowly eroding the culture of mega stars. The world will grow. Unfortunately this might mean the end of lolpigs as we know them as well.

>>202755

Blog and formspring? Presumably yes. A whole lotta of inconsistencies and angry spergy blog posts. (this is supposably coming from someone who says that what is said here doesn't affect him and makes him laugh btw)

There was that one point where he was trying to bank off of making retaliatory videos aimed at us (the peter coffin fan club vid) where he was visibly shaken, sweaty and his voice was cracking. It was kinda sad because it wasn't really pig who had left the comments that angered him. They just happened to be people who dislike Peter Coffin.

>>202729

Look you guys just dont get it do you. I need kimi to have been real or I will be embarassed. My face turns just beet red and I pee, its so bad you guys. I cant even leave to go to the bathroom because I get the walking farts. Normally this would be comedy gold but not if im embarassed! Ashleigh keeps claiming she is allergic to latex and now even birth control pills so she just wont get close to me. there was that one time when we met that caused fucking harrison but after that she clammed up. I dont get it. I did everything I could to put on weight and obsess over things that are unproductive every moment of every day. The weight is because she is into going to those fat porn sites, but i gues it still is not sexy enough. The obsessing over internet things about myself was just a way I thought I could bond with Ashleigh. All she ever did was those selfies. she would take sometimes 60 or 70 pictures until she got one that she thought looked like "her", and she made me move the lamps around and shine flashlights in her face to hide any texture it naturally had. This has been a living hell. I think I am losing my mind. Knowing you guys are talking about me all day keeps me from getting anything else done. I forgot harrison in the car for an hour and 45 minutes yesterday because i was looking at twitter on my phone and checking this thread. Youre right Harrison has special needs but please isnt that enough reason for you all to stop? I need to care for my son because my BITCH WIFE WHO CHECKS THESE THREADS TOO doesnt go to the fucking store or feed her own baby with that precious breastjulay she cant even produce anymore. Youve all seen her on video with me. That's real. That's how she is. It's like being a single parent. The past few months she has even been buying lingere which I have never gotten to see on her so what the fuck is that?!

>>202766

I want to believe.

Peter, if it's really you, give us a sign.

>>202769

Youve all got enough on me to track us down at hospitals, so excuse me if im feeling a little witholding. But this video is pretty honest. My comedy is not funny to me. I just hope people will laugh at me and i thought I could get a following with cringe value but i cant even do that right

>>202771

>Youve all got enough on me to track us down at hospitals, so excuse me if im feeling a little witholding.

Peter, all you have to do is make a tweet.

Tweet "In the game of patriarchy, women are the ball."

>>202771

Picture proof or GTFO

>>202744

His Tumblr still exists. It just uses a Tumblr address now:

http://petercoffin.tumblr.com/

>>202766

not being honest until you admit there is a doll.

>>202783

All those photos were taken before Ashleigh came to america. It was a valentines Day stunt that got out of hand. My idea was "You may be thousands of miles away but every time I fuck this doll RAGGED it's mt way of making love to you". The fact that it looked so much like her though was what caused it to get out of control. She was having more and more self image issues about her teeth, which were fucked up no doubt, that she had me start taking photos of the doll and send them to her to post on her own blogs because it meant she didnt have to bother with her hair, her makeup, her personal heigene, ALL that mattered was that I keep buying more clothed for dolly dearest.

>>202787

And THERE it is again "not real, not real, NOT FUCKING REAL!"

For the LAST time, I am real and the woman I married Isreal.

Wow, has anyone noticed the

ENERGY, PERSONALITY, AND CHARISMA

Mrs. Coffin has?

Hey Peter keep putting this fucking crushing bore in your videos. And how are you 30 something and growing a grey beard already? Fucking hell, it's like every ounce of you is degenerative.

>>202790

it's very important that everyone look at this and notice her pursed, reluctant lips. it's like she has a gun pointed at her somewhere off camera

>>202790

She's as frigid as Elsa, I'm not about to get rid of the doll.

>>202792

>>202788

>>202786

If you're the real Peter Coffin, tweet "I'm angry and I'm not going to take it anymore" right now.

If you can't do that you're a retard who's trying to save face after someone accused him of being Peter.

>>202795

Were these both posted on her blog?

Link to them.

>>202789

So these segments we kind of copied from your insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping named in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry I call bullshit; Its basically the Teaser Freezer but we kind of made it our own and brought our own unique flavor to the bit. I think the most recent one is the only one where shes been even a little bit relaxed. It took an entire day of her getting bored and not wanting to film anymore after each cut and me having to coax her back. This newest one she seems to be having a good time but i really dont think that means anything but that while she may be getting me views, she is becoming a better actress and I am that much closer to having her be able to interact with people other than me.

>>202795

Haha. Holy fucking shit. And remember how during the stream her chest was completely covered up the entire time so we wouldn't notice the inconsistency. We were on the right path before, but this faggot kept gas lighting us to the point where his own narrative has been accepted as truth.

>>202795

its fucking silicone inserts. The clothes I bought fit the doll, not her so she pads it out to compensate.

>>202801

Tweet proof or fuck off you fucking faker.

>>202802

Im not giving you anything because youve never believed anything I have ever given you.

>>202797

http://holocrons.tumblr.com/tagged/me/page/4

http://holocrons.tumblr.com/tagged/me/page/5

LOL

>>202800

It's Peter trying to impress up bro! Look at the family photo. She actually pretty flat chested. He won't touch this one unless we publicly prod him about those lies.

>>202804

Her tits keep changing size just on page 4 alone. It's hypnotic.

>>202803

Fuck off faker.

If you prove it we'll believe you. If you refuse to prove it then you're a faker and you should jump off a cliff.

>>202803

Hey Peter, word on the street is that you've got a huge cock. Is that true?

>>202803

And we were right not to, as you have just admitted to being a complete and utter fucking liar.

>>202806

Its not so easy to tell now that I have put on all this weight. you want a number? I used to be a 7 and currently im a 3.5" fully hard. The weight buries everything.

>>202807

Is that all you wanted this whole time?

>>202808

i got a pair of palindromes for my digits. so this is what it feels like to be a winner.

>>202804

nah, i am not doing shit this time. I am too tired. I just want to sleep.

>>202809

They're not the same entity. There's pics of a doll and then there's pics of brace face.

>>202813

yeah

the only reason I wanted her in the first place was so that I could live vicariously through her. havent you ever looked at a woman who was just built like a goddess (for your personal tastes) and been like, man I dont just want to be all up in that….I want to BE that

>>202816

just because i want to sleep doesnt mean I can or will. Im used to this. you need to relax.

>>202817

This is just some shitposter trying to make Peter look bad.

Worse, I mean.

>>202819

well yes, most of us know that but the real Peter (if he's not lurking right now) will eventually read this thread and he'll sperg because a few people appear to have bought it.

>>202820

That'd be a blast.

>>202819

not real, not real, not real…..what have I even told you fucks that you hadnt guessed already? Thats the really pathetic thing. You knew what was going on and sure ill accept that it was weird, but how many of you could stand up to being under the microscope for more than a year

>>202821

Who are you? What's your deal?

>>202822

Who's more pathetic, the lolpig who made out with a sex doll on camera or the lolpig who pretended to be him?

>>202825

How many of you actually did that?

Your silence speaks volumes.

>>202828

which brand doll is it? how do you get it to stand up?

>>201465

cancerrrrr

>>202956

Lol, is that you Pete? Because you're a one post and you bumped a thread that had lost all its momentum last night. A Coffin move if I ever saw one.

>>203017

Someone is bumping threads seemingly at random with empty shitposts. I don't know if it's Coffin but it's probably a pig.

>>202802

Strange, I don't rememember any sort of evidence being provided by your beloved "PIanon" who convinced you all that Harrison belonged to a nonexistant landlord/lady couple we supposedly lived with. When did you all become so cynical?

>>202838

Sinthetics Ailicia 1H, suspension system is just brackets in cieling and Spider-Wire fishing line. I think its kevlar or something, its pretty great.

Saw this today, reminded me of Pete. It's about a guy who uses a fake internet girlfriend service.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35585087

>>203233

Peter wishes he could have been that smart

>>203058

Was it you in the Darth Maul mask shaking Toilet Nigga?

>>203233

That's the ultimate self cock block. Why would you tell people you weren't available? It took me over a year to "get around" to changing my status on Facebook. Think about it.

>>203352

>sperging about DBZ's toxic masculinity

God this guy is such a faggot.

>>203373

>Why would you tell people you weren't available?

Because men in relationships are ironically more desirable to women. Women think 'maybe he's worth going out with' or something similar and will start to imagine themselves in your girlfriend's place.

>>203352

wow this faggot tweets a lot. what a shit existance. I can't even be bothered to read it.

>>203386

>Live music, drugs, watching the basketball game

None of those are fun you fucking normie.

>>203386

This is some post-ironic meta-shitposting right here.

>>203396

Back to wizardchan with you

>>203352

Hahahahaha I don't give a fuck about DBZ but a group of men identifying with an "alpha male" seems no different than all these women worshiping Beyonce but they get encouraged to do that shit.

>>203396

They aren't though.

Music is better on headphones and I'd rather watch a show with friends than apehoop.

>>203404

Well, I don't think Peter quite grasps nor believes in what he writes or parrots. He's doing this out of some misguided idea of internet redemption. He's like pig's modern day Sisyphus. I mean, how much of a true "SJW" are you when one of your main motivating factors in life are to convince /pig/ that your going to be a successful comedian? Our opinion means a lot to him and this nigga compared us to stormfront yesterday.

>>203386

>Woman may imagine themselves in your girlfriends place but they also see a boundary.

You're talking about strange women. The effect only really works with women you know or are at least acquainted with.

>>202650

Doesn't he realise that most polish people are not jewish?

Hit the book peter, read the wikipedia article on poland. You're white, being jewish is primarily a religion, secondarily an ethnicity, and your surname is extremely common.

>>202789

Why is she so pale and overexposed compared to him? Is she in a different room?

>>203602

Nah Peters just bad at making videos. Its actually challenging to get the right exposure of two people standing next to each other who have different skin color, and Peter is half sand nigger or something

but you should be able to figure it out if you've shot like 3 live action videos let alone been doing it for 10 fucking years

>>203634

We need to get a YouTube video going back over the fake girlfriend stuff. Wasn't IA supposed to do that at one point? Also we could get an interview from the Korean blogger who destroyed him, to go over how racist he was and everything. I think that would be the key to invoking some kind of epic meltdown.

>>203639

Push IA to finally do his video and get him to interview Xiaxue for it.

He'll probably meltdown but it won't be anything different to what he usually does.

>>203634

Wait what? LOL. Peter thinks people bring up his invented girlfriend whenever he starts to target Trump?

>Peter. Nobody here cares about your views on politics nor social justice. Just the fact that you just compared your own self brought on harassment to racial discrimination that a minority goes though speaks volumes that you're using other people's experinces as a pulpit to proclaim your innocence on pretending to be your own bitch. It reminds me of the time you went on that weird rant about the ferguson verdicts and somehow managed to include Gamergate in the same tweet. You're a shitlord Peter but watching you continually fuck up its what makes you amusing to prod and to be held up as a subject for ridicule.

>>203639

That would be gold and I don't think Jim quite gets the amount of exposure he'll get especially if he can get XX on the line to talk about it. Peter just threw XX under the bus again btw.

>Hey followers, in 2011 I was accused of making up a girlfriend by a blogger I called out on predatory marketing practices.

How noble of you to do this Peter while being a gigantic fucking racist and keeping your tranny vid up so you could pull in your "8k a month". You've always been the great defender.

Even without her would still make for a classic episode. Anybody on twitter willing to ask Jim if this would be something he's still interested in doing?

>>203634

>If you Google me before giving me a job you just don't give me a job.

No no no no no. Now that is low. He wants to blame everybody else because he can't find work? >Peter, you don't work because you really just want to lay around and try to make money off of what ever is trendy at the moment click bait shit.

>>203644

Second idea, get Peter to sperg out about Trump so well that the cocks is good enough to post on /pol/, some other relevant info, and let the anons there do the rest.

>>203647

Why the fuck I watched this shit when I was eating?

Its funny but that end, fuck…..trigger warning?

>>202789

is that an adam's apple?

>>203636

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME

>>203833

You all talk about sonic as if youd never even liked it, or never even wished you had a sega genesis because your friend had one but all you had was your shitty gundamwing model that cost the same as a game system and now they wont even buy you anything because you broke it.

Glad to see this thread alive again.

>>201708

Ashleigh looks weird in this picture. Really over-exposed.

Also can someone link me her tumblr, http://nihileigh.tumblr.com doesn't work for me.

>>203855

http://holocrons.tumblr.com/

>>203856

Thanks.

>>203855

>>203855

>Ashleigh looks weird in this picture. Really over-exposed.

That's because it's fake. Ashleigh is from another picture with a different light source Image analysis above proved it's a shoop. He just almost hides it well by making sure the image is low quality and artifacty as fuck like usual.

BTW, we need to go back to basics here. We need to figure out who brace face actually is. Remember, Ashleigh is based on original Ashely, an ex-girlfriend/cuck-friend Peter creeped out really bad at some point. Peter lied about going to Scotland, was obsessed with Scotland beforehand, and her Scottish accent is fake as fuck. So we need to find out who Ashleigh really is still. That hasn't been answered for me yet. There was also the hospital phone call which suggested she didn't have his last name. If we are to accept the hospital call as true, that still doesn't answer whether or not Ashleigh is fake spelling used to throw people off.

>>203902

Also it's kinda weird she is so dressed up when everyone else is wearing jeans. Also I see a paper plate on the table. The whole situation seems casual while she seems fancy.

I mean he has put her in several videos proving she is real HOWEVER There is definitely something not right about her. Is she mentally ill? Is she being paid or forced to be with him. There is definitely something fishy about their marriage.

>>203915

>Also it's kinda weird she is so dressed up when everyone else is wearing jeans. Also I see a paper plate on the table. The whole situation seems casual while she seems fancy.

Well, it's not at all surprising really, that's more of an argument for them being slobs than her being weird. I find girls tend to do that more often.

Also, let's remember that she IS weird because she clearly obsesses about her looks and it's literally all she does all day. It's all she has, apparently.

>>203639

Jim/IA often would say he'd do a video on something as a replacement for "I find this subject funny". Never really means much.

There's also just not much to be said of the saga. You can tell it all in just a few minutes.

>>203938

Hi, Peter. Good to see you in the thread again!

>>201475

Pretty sure "gaslit" in this context doesn't mean what it thinks it means.

>>203965

It's sometimes easy to forget quite how cynical Pete is. He's moved on from blaming trolls and goobergate to just blaming the media. Who else do we know at the minute that's attacking the media? Donald Trump. Pete's pro-Bernie yet riding Trump's coattails and hoping nobody will notice. Pete really is a scumbag.

>>203969

That's pretty funny because if you look here >>203634 he blames Trump supporters for getting called out about about his past.

>The funniest part about when people think it's time to fuck with jokes I made about certain groups 6-8 years ago is when I talk about Trump. Not when I talk about anything else. When I talk Trump.

>>203965

Peter honestly thinks that Gawker is mainstream media.

I wonder what ever happened to his plan to sue them?

>>203969

Coffin just tries to gain attention by riding whatever waves come by. He's an opportunistic slut if there ever was one. Same as all those "OH NOES, REACT VIDEOS COPYRIGHTED SO EVIL" and the WTFU shit. Always, always the same stupid fucks go the same stupid way.

>>204126

I find it quite telling that Kimi doesn't mention the "Ashton is a tranny" theory. It's old enough for him to know about it. He could get progressive points for it.

>>204134

What gives you the right to presume you are a better judge of a person's sexual identity then they are themselves? It is not your dudy to patroll the internet finding youtube stars you think might be pseudo-hetero and you then spen 5 years hounding someones life until they dont even know whats real anymore

>>204140

and who are you to say that 1+1=2?

>>204146

In the first picture top left it looks like she forgot to give her self cleavage.

>>204146

Her smile scares me.

>>204146

Why is it always the same god damn angle

>>204146

You only did this to embarass me again anyway, like everything you do these days. Its like the minute you see me looking stressed and checking my phone, like clockwork, youve sent the scumbags a new photoshoot without telling me. Ever since your braces came off youve been acting like a different person. I literally cant tell if its the autists here or if its JUST YOU that is out to destroy me

>>204163

D-do you seriously think Ashley is posting in this thread too, Pete?

>>204259

Look how fake her arm looks in that group photo. I mean just look at it. Also the weird ass shadow on her face. It's another shoop.

>>204259

If you want out so bad, tell me to my face.

>>204272

How do you mean Petey?

>>204263

Any PS experts in the house? Because if that's the case, every member of the Coffin family is rocking that as their FB cover photo and thats hilarious.

>>204263

Nah. The shadow across her face is consistent with he hair blocking the sun on her left side, and the shadow on her right side is because the sun is to her left. Also, you can see the shadow that her head casts over Peter's face.

She looks like she has weird dinosaur arms, but I think that's a combination of angle and the direct sunlight that make it look like there's no perspective.

>>204291

>(1)

Nice try, Peter.

Keep in mind guys, this is a man who has probably spent thousands of hours dicking around with a green screen. All he has to do is ask braceface to pose in front of it and then shoop her over another woman in these photos.

>>204165

Normally I'd feel sorry for a person being attacked by retards for a retarded reason but Woo only uses (>)her signalboosting to satisfy (>)her own hilariously overinflated ego so fuck it you've made your bed get fucked in it, John

>>204375

>Normally I'd feel sorry for a person being attacked by retards for a retarded reason

I'd disagree that it is retarded.

Johnny vehemently denies being a transsexual, despite it being bloody obvious to anyone with two eyes and a brain. Yet he's always ready and willing to use transsexual activism to garner himself more attention even though he's basically ashamed to admit he's not the blonde bimbo with big tits he sees himself as.

If trannies want someone who isn't ashamed of being a mentally defective degenerate to come and talk to them about what it's like to be a mentally defective degenerate, then for once I understand and support their position.

Can someone tweet this video to Peter?

So much cringe, I can't. I have no energy to webm this. She goes dead silent every time Peter cracks a joke and starts laughing to himself. But much like Kimi, it is Peter Coffin comedy filtered through a frozen dead plastic surgery face.

>>202726

>peter proselytizes for communism under the guise of someone subjected to the shitshow that is the NHS

>>204600

why does it have an accent now?

I would say Ash-iege is a collab of women

Photoshop, mentally disturbed woman and a doll.

Smoky's wife and the disturbed bitch share many similar traits

Is Peter holding her visa hostage?

>>204627

I think Peter is pulling a Kimi when it comes to Ashton's "comedy". Im getting the same general vibe of unfunnyness from her.

>>204930

God, he's pathetic.

>>204992

>Public services are socialism

This is the kind of thing you hear from a psychotic Randian libertarian except it's being said by a lefty white knight with no irony.

>>205002

>Psychotic Randian libertarian.

Yes, everyone who disagrees with you is a dangerous lunatic.

>>205034

>Claiming that a city having buses or trains is socialism

Yes, you'd have to be a lunatic to truly believe that

The fake girlfriend thing he own up to is just the tip of iceberg on why this chuckle head wouldn't get a job if anyone checked his online footprint. He also tweets 24 hours a day and has a "wife" that posts nothing but her tits on the internet. I doubt I'd want to employ a guy who uses the fact that everyone hates him but wants to fuck his wife as a way to make money. Getting a couple popular parody songs by using someone else's talent and sticking in whatever "comedy" lyrics he comes up with doesn't make him seem like a gray employee. Everytime a popular movie comes out and he figures out how to get people to watch his crap he probably thinks he is too good for real work and would quit thinking that he's too good for real work until his next 10 "songs" don't get traction.

>>205119

>>205119

Oops doesn't own up to

>>205119

His lack of gainful employment is considerably more simple than that. He has no college degree, no training and no skills. There are probably gaps in his employment owing to his quitting work to try and make it as a YouTube celebrity and anyone who looks at his work will instantly see he's not even good at that.

Honestly, I can't see his attempts to apply for a serious job even getting to the point where his prospective employer has to look him up on the internet.

>>205156

So essentially he's doomed to a life of trying to support himself and "family" though Patreon and YouTube checks?

Good job Pete.

>>205156

With all the money he's spent on audio and video equipment he could hire a small crew from the local community college, including someone majoring in photography, someone majoring in graphic design and someone majoring in audio production. Then rent out his little crew for wedding parties, and of course recording sessions for local bands out of his home made studio, which I'm assuming he's sound proofed. Best part is he could hire those kids as interns and pay below the minimal wage, or even not all at first. Eventually he could rent a small studio in the city. At some point he could change his name to Bruce Vile and become a silent partner with one of his former interns becoming a full partner and the face of the company. Only thing he probably doesn't have is a really good DVD, CD, and Bluray ripper. Unfortunately there isn't really one that does all 3 perfectly, because they spin at different rates and write to different depths. For creatingCDs I'd recommend something along the lines of the Astell&Kern AK500N but older and cheaper. Something with an independent dc power source, no graphics card on the board and a high write speed that isn't compromised by a bad cheap platter. It's still cheaper than a CD or vinyl press and if mastered right will play back on an older CD player that can't read the shallow print most written discs create. This is especially a problem with older car cd players, as no one replaces those with ones designed to read cdr and cdrw discs. It's got to write deeper than your average computers CD ripper does and then you have to slap the plastic cover on. The extra layer that pressed cds have for scratch proofing. They sell a plastic cover does the job even though it's actual intention is to keep a scratched CD from skipping. Without it the old players won't read back a written CD. The pressed ones use a laminate. Same with DVDs but every blu Ray player I've ever encountered will play back a home made disc. So don't worry too much about that last one.

If he doesn't get a paying gig soon he's going to be homeless and it's a lot harder to julay a homeless cow.

>>205256

The pig word filter is gone?

>>205245

>>205256

TL:DR: KC kike writes another blog post nobody will read.

>>205256

Actually I think the best thing he could do with all of that equipment is, rather than hiring community college kids majoring photography, majoring in graphic design, and majoring in audio production (theres probably a video production degree there if the college has an audio program) rent out all of his equipment to those kids. He could start a business and charge kids to make Youtube videos or even help them with there video/audio production homework. I also agree that changing his name would be a good idea otherwise people might google him and not want to use his equipment because they think his garage is some kind of doll fetish factory. The trouble that would come in would be the copyright issues. Despite not falling under anything different than other studio laws, I bet old Pete would try and use the videos of the kids to monetize for himself. If there community college students, there probably not going to have as many subscribers on a count of hes been making videos for about 10 years, and YouTube tends to always just go with the bigger channels defense in these kinds of situations. I would recommend filing all videos the kids upload under creative commons instead of the default Youtube license but that's still not going to keep Peter from saying "I own this audio recording!" and try and get all the revenue from the kids. Regardless if he doesn't do something useful with all of the equipment he has he's going to be broke and likely loose all of it.

>>205238

>>205156

Don't forget he scammed people out of what was it 16k? I am sure once that runs out he will be back to begging for money. Some sort of emergency will pop up and he will start a Go Fund me for it.

>>205245

>reaction videos

Sounds like a sensible career decision

>>205245

Considering that Ashleigh's post-facial feminisation surgery face seems to be only capable of one expression then how the hell will he be able to react to anything?

Yes it's been a year since I last posted and even cared about Peter, but I only have a few hours remaining at my current job with my fraud tools. My new job may not have fraud tools, it's pretty high up. But as one last hurrah I decided to look into the Coffins and check to see if Ashleigh has been building a history. She has, but still no SSN. I'm surprised, she may not be a citizen yet, it should be reporting, she should have one if she has a green card. I guess she still is not applying for jobs or a credit card.

As of early 2015, a Robert Wendt is reported to live at the Grist Mill residence. Does this name ring any bells to any of you? It may be nothing, but I don't show this individual as a former resident of the address.

I don't think I'll be posting again. I can't really follow up on anything, but good luck to you all! FTG is signing off, unless my new job has some fraud tools, I may just pop in again.

d'awww man, you can always come to shitpost.

>>206006

>a Robert Wendt is reported to live at the Grist Mill residence

Peter's being cucked?

>>202789

>Peter keeps looking at her

>She only glances away from him if she's not staring into the camera

>Peter forcing himself to laugh at everything she says

This hurts me to watch

>>206502

Thanks for bumping I thought we might have been over this stupid fucking bullshit