/cow/ - Lolpigs

More cringe for those lazy fuckers.

Wow! He was totally honest about being one of us!

Wow, Jay! How big of a sandwich was it?!

>>202503

he's basically nyberg except not a pedo as far as anyone knows

With the gamergays drama out of the way, I give you guys some special sperging. In fact I very confident that I am going to deliver assburger quality. I have saved almost the entire gallery into my /pig/ folder and found a bunch of images that are of special interest of me; The images of his Animu DVD collection that are nothing but murrican releases. You see, I am a huge weeb and my power level is high enough that I don't stick out on /a/. If the howling wolf head figure hasn't already made AMIB's shit taste obvious to you, my excursus through his physical anime collection will.

First here we have a pic of the collection in its entirety piled on Jay's bed. You will see all pieces of this collection of pathetic size again except for two items: The first american DVD of the Ah! Megasama TV show from 2005 and How to Draw Manga volume 1 - Foundations and Character design (which I also own). The Black box is in fact the perfect collection of Neon Genesis Evangelion by ADV that contains the actual series and the 3 movies. The other pictures pretty much show the same but neatly packed. The scope of the next post will be the shows he presents in a singe picture. I will not talk about his magic runes, his sword collection or his T-Shirts by Autism Jeans.

Let's start with Full Metal Alchemist, a show that is ill-reputed as entry level crap by advanced weebs and Otaku alike. Its is action show that belongs to the shounen genre, which means it is made for teenage boys. Its not bad per say, it just reveals what kind of stuff will come up next. Stuff like Catgirl Nuku² and Goldenboy for example. Goldenboy is a OK comedy series about a guy called Kintaro who rides on his Bikes through Japan and has Leisure Suite Larry - like adventures with various women. The gold nugget is of course Catgirl Nuku² dash which is a remake of the 1992 OVA Catgirl Nuku², a short lived product of questionable value that could only get a following in the West of the early 90s. I point out that some of the anime Jay owns are a indicator of his humongous thirst. Next in line is Seven of Seven aka Shichinin no Nana that I actually didn't know anything about. So I researched it with MAL. According to it, the show concerns a girl named Nana who split herself into 7 clones. Sounds like lighthearted comedy series. I doubt that AMIB bought it for the comedic aspects alone. The fourth pic shows the old Evangelion Perfect collection by ADV. I don't have to introduce anyone to Neon Genesis Evangelion.If you don't know Jack shit about Evangelion, I recommend the Manga by Sadamoto. And last exhibit from AMIB's anime collection we have Tenjo Tenge, which is pretty hilarious. Its pretty lewd and heavy on fanservice. The plot concerns about two sisters who are members of a school martial arts group and their conflicts with the other groups and the organization that oversees them. In reality it is a thinly veiled 2D cock tease strip show and Allen owns a part of its burger version which box art looks like shit.

Next there is Excel Saga, that looks complete as far as I can tell. The show is yet another comedy show that apparently doesn't own for the humor alone. It was very popular with Western Weebs in the early 2000s, for its over the top plot and its references to other anime that are actually known in the West. Then there is Happy Lesson, another show I know nothing about. This time its something from the dark corners of the Moe genre and it concerns a teenage boy who lives together with 5 of his female teachers who just moved into his home. Sounds like magical girl friend and pretty wrong if you overthink that. This show could be in the collection, because its the perfect fantasy for a lonely hamplanet; 5 chicks moving into your house while you are at the Zenith of puberty. I wouldn't be surprised if AMIB comes in and admits to us that he fapped to that show. Third one is Kyo Kara Maou!, a show about some sperg who got dunked into the toillet that contained a portal to a world where becomes the King of Pokemon Hedgehogs the Deamons. Adventure story from the Shounen genre. Sounds interesting but what matters is, that it Jay owns yet another incomplete show. According to MAL it is not even the beginning, because it has whopping 78 25 minutes long episodes. Next is Maburaho, a lewd show about teenage boy who goes to a sorcerer's school and 3 chicks who are after his dong for some reason. Another Lewd harem show in his AMIB's collection and it is complete. You know what the theme will be. The last one for this post is Onegai Teacher. It was pretty popular with Weebs and Otakus alike when it came out, because it was reimagination of Urusei Yatsura AKA Lum. Yeah, motherfucker! Are you ready for some hot Terran-Xeno romance? Nuff said given who the owner of these DVDs actually is. Its complete by the way.

>>202630

But its not part of the scope. You will see later why I am focusing on his shitty anime collection for plebs.

Here are two other Full Metal Alchemist DVDs. I have already covered that show, so I move on to Full Metal Panic, the only Mecha anime in Jay's collection. Does it mean that the grills from that show will turn AMIB into a /m/an, a Mecha fanatic who can talk about the Zaku's actor for hours? Nah!

>Seventeen-year-old Sousuke Sagara, a sergeant working for Mithril, has been assigned to protect Kaname Chidori, a Whispered candidate. He is ordered to join her high school class and be as close to her as possible to prevent her from falling into enemy hands—that is, if he can safely blend in with their fellow classmates without revealing his true identity.

I think he likes the show for this. Last ones: Tenshi Ni Narumon, a moe comedy series about an Angel, her Monster family and the poor sod she fell in love with and only one volume of Nightwalker, a edgy midnight anime about private eye who is also a vampire. That's it. A complete tour through Jay Allen's anime collection. The last 2 picture are work of Art Jay has made. I let the pictures speak for themselves, then I post my conclusion from what I saw in the collection and what I know of AMIB from his behavior towards Gamergays.

>>202642

>Go Nagai

He also made Violence Jack (which was awesome) and it had a pretty stellar depiction of women.

So how long till we find the bodies Jay has in the woods? you know to spare those poor women of a life filled with soggy knees.

>>202704

they're a line of grotesque bobblehead-type overpriced toys for literally every pop culture franchise.

related example, from their Orphan Black series: what the character looks like, and what her funko pop looks like.

every single one of these $20+ abortions has the same head, just with different hair and bodies depending on who it's supposed to be, unless they're lucky enough to be wearing a helmet or mask, in which case they just get a rounded-brick shape version of their helmet/mask.

they're kind of the new beanie babies or whatever, because people collect them, and there are hundreds of them, complete with shit like Comic-Con exclusives for people to flip on eBay for retarded amounts of money.

>>202841

here's the whole Star Wars 7 line as far as I can tell, so you can see how retarded Mary Sue, Token Black, Gay X-Wing Pilot and Gay Protocol Droid look in that style.

Chewie just looks like normal chibi/SD style, which is what I think they were trying to do but failed miserably.