Back in high school, I knew this guy who was a walking sperg/weeb/wehraboo/commie/martial autist stereotype. He was about 5'4, had a developing neckbeard, a lazy eye, talked like a slightly more normal tamers12345, and was a skeleton of 106 pounds, despite his habit of bringing in two lunchboxes of junkfood such as cookies, one to two liters of mountain dew, smartfood, and a whole bunch of other shit that he would mow through every day. He prided himself mostly on having a "beautiful singing voice," his redpilledness, and his technological prowess which consisted of bringing in a tablet to watch anime instead of doing work, and having a liveCD of ubuntu so he could rice out any computer with anonymous themed backgrounds. He would also occasionally blurt out retarded made up technobabble to try and impress people. One of the classes I had with him was a social studies class where we covered world war 2, which was hilarious since he had a major germany boner and would sulk whenever the nazis were painted in a bad light, despite his very open love of communism, which he usually accompanied by muttering shit in very broken german, much to the amusement of the native german speakers in the class. He'd constantly (badly) sing pop songs wherever he was, and talk about how he was a wiccan martial artist dancer swordsman etc. A few years after he graduated at the age of 21, I found his DA profile where he had favorited sanic themed diaper porn, powerpuff girls themed diaper porn, santa claus themed diaper porn, and best of all, underage germanic themed diaper porn (pic related.) From here, I found his fanfiction accounts and an account on some ABDL forum where he apparently worked on some diaper dating sim, and bragged about his abilities as a witch pyromancer.
I have a bunch of stories about this guy that I'll post when I'm a bit more awake.