/cow/ - Lolcows

>>204107

>What do you predict will happen, /pig/?

Nothing of note. The situation in that image is even less likely than a real life lion-man jumping out of the screen and devouring moviegoers. The few autists seriously considering going to see it in fursuits will (a) be refused entry or (b) pay to see it as a group with other furry autists and so gain little attention from the general public. The odds of a sex-crime or anything interesting like that are remarkably low.

On the other hand we should get good amounts of cocks in the form of shitty fan art, cosplay, etc after the movie is actually released, not to mention tumblr humanizations and so on.

All in all, Zootopia - like the furry fandom as a whole - is incredibly oversold in terms of the cocks it actually provides. The image of the furry fandom presented (Even in the OP pic) is so inaccurate it hurts (mostly because it's so much more promising than actual furries.) - Don't confuse that for a defence of furfaggotry, in my view they're even worse than the pamperchu's they're sold as. A bizarre little circlejerk of overpaid engineers and computer scientists with a few liberal arts majors dotted around, all fapping to a $2000 YCH of an animal with dogface syndrome.

Too normal to be interesting, too autistic to be normal. - 90% of furries.

Hang on, "whoa deja vu?"-moment:

Wasn't there a thread like this with exactly the same pic as in the OP a few months back?

>>204115

I don't think that's inherently true. At one time, furries were the be all end all of weird shit on the internet as far as most people were concerned. I don't think it's that they aren't full of easily prodded and overemotional psychopaths, just that over the years we've gotten much, MUCH worse groups who's sprouted up (e.g. Otherkins make furries look harmlessly eccentric).

Good fucking lord, I almost wish we still lived in a time where furries were considered the paramount of weird.

Meh. Furries are so 2006.

>>204115

You need to get out more anon, most normies don't even know furries exist tho they are aware of bronies

> The image of the furry fandom presented (Even in the OP pic) is so inaccurate it hurts

Haha nope, its pretty spot on specially the part about the 'misgendering'

>>204218

>just that over the years we've gotten much, MUCH worse groups who's sprouted up (e.g. Otherkins make furries look harmlessly eccentric).

Indeed, we're living through dark times and becoming numb to the many horrors that arise

This board likes hyperbolic language too much.

>>204223

A guy wearing a fursuit is just that, calling it a horror is to banalize real horror. I question wasting thousands on that and porn, but is not "a horror".

>>204218

>Good fucking lord, I almost wish we still lived in a time where furries were considered the paramount of weird.

I feel your pain. the fact that furfags are almost normal now is prospect that would have been horrifying 5-10 years ago

>>204219

>>204224

By now they've mostly contained their autism to the places they already know they'll be accepted, and people like bronies, homostucks, and undertale spergs have taken the place of furries. These days most of the cringeworthy furfag shit comes from deeper subcultures of furries, like diaper and inflation shit.

Still, not long ago there was that furry convention that got chlorine gas'd, so there's still some drama left from them. It was likely that a furfag actually did that though. nobody hates furries more than other furries.

>>204115

Basically this, just not this >(a) be refused entry

Unless the cinema is super-fucking-paranoid about people in masks, then they'll just brush off any fursuits as just people in costumes for a movie opening. The most weirded out normies will be, will be that people showed up in costume for a movie that wasn't nerdcore (Avengers, Star Wars etc)

Never thought I'd live in a time where father dissapointers in fursuit would be blasé. But, here we are. People on Tumblr with dyed Skrillex haircuts ranting about privilege weird me out more than furries. Only reason I would want Trump to win is to see how many of these freaks hang themselves.

>>204279

I bet they were sent by the JIDF to mess up this thought provoking thread. With money paid by the Rothschilds through the Banco Ambrosiano.

>>204115

The average person doesn't know what a furry is. The people running the place would think they dressed in character like it was a star wars release. I don't imagine they would bring sex toys or yiff though. Then again these are degenerate exhibitionist.

>>204282

I want pol and leftypol to GTFO my board….

>>204302

Fuck, forgot to remove trip. I really should pay attention while posting.

Also, >>204279 where do you see furry damage control ITT?

>>204320

They're in panic mode because they see the end is near for them.

>>204320

Quentin, quentin, quentin. Sperg impulses like the one you just have posted is the very reason why Introman made the sticky.

>>204320

Damn it /pol/, no one cares about race mixing. Even the Jews do it. Look at Kravitz and Blake. You lost that war. Also just because it's a bull doesn't mean someone is being cucked. That's not a common association for most people. You see it everywhere because you're obsessed with it.

>>204320

>unsubtly catholic/orthodox polar bears are the villains

did you actually watch the film? that isn't the case at all.

>>204328

>Leave it to autist to have the thinnest skin.

>>204320

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I love when /pol/ spills the spaghetti.

Tell us more about the Jews from Zeta Reticuli in cahoots with the British Crown and the Rrand Corporation are brainwashing our non-existent children into NWO Frankenstein radio control slaves with scum on top.

I will send you a typewriter.

>>204333

>typewriter

degeneracy, everyone knows typewriters were invented by the jews so that they could pay their record keepers the same amount while they completed more work in each day (and also hire women and gays since they took less physical effort to operate, plus blacks because you know what they say about a million monkeys with a million typewriters…)

writing by hand is the white man's communication method.

>>204336

Zionist-Rockefeller paid lies!

The True and Honest Aryan Superhuman communicates his thoughts with ease thanks to his telepathic abilities.

>>204336

The kind of Computer everyone uses nowadays is also invented by a Jew named James von Neumann. The only escape: becoming a retro Macfag.

>>204339

SEND 200 DOLLARS FOR A PURE WHITE PERSONAL COMPUTER TO STEVE JOBS.

YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.

>>204338

No. That would be those alien reptile Jews. They listen in on our thoughts and put the gay images in our heads. Every time you randomly picture a penis it's a Jew messing with you.

>>204327

I don't watch cartoons. I've seen the trailers and wikipedia though. The bears are mafias.

>>204346

Top notch analysis, ubermensch. Just by wtching the trailer you can count how much mys…degeneracy this movies has.

Tell us now its connection with the Priory of Sion.

>>204346

Burning books based on their covers. Figures that you'd be willfully ignorant.

So has anyone here actually seen the movie?

>>204346

I saw a trailer to Citizen Kane and concluded that all copies should be buried, because the movie is to assburger for modern people then I burned all my Copies of "Le petit Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, because the covers looked like shit. Stop bullshitting, Quentin. You are know nothing sperg. Legwork or GTFO.

>>204347

More like synagogue of satan.

>>204348

>>204379

Maybe if they made the cover not so flammable it wouldn't burn.

>>204453

Is there anything you don't like that you don't blame the Jews for? Is there anything you like that you credit them for?

>>204453

Is this actually the pothead Nazi sperg who got outed to his school by 4chan?

>>204320

that's not a bull, it's a water buffalo. They're native to southern Africa.

>>204439

Those poor fuckers they have no idea the shitstorm they are about to unless upon themselves.

>>204464

>Is there anything you don't like that you don't blame the Jews for?

The 30 years war that defied the Church's authority and enabled jewish supremacy was pretty much not jewish, but jews rode their liberalism bandwagon.

>Is there anything you like that you credit them for?

Well, I like Simon and Garfunkel, Kubrick, (non Transformers) Michael Bay, pre Schindler's List Spielberg was great, Mendelssohn and Mahler, Isaac Asimov, John von Neumann, Brother Nathanael is Jewish, etc…

See? I'm not /pol/. I don't blindly hate jews, hell I don't hate jews. I can admire good contributions by some jews to this world, in fact in my opinion jews give more and better contributions to art and partially science than any race on earth, save for whites. I just don't like how they try to destroy other people and Christianity and worship satan in order to create their own materialist utopia. No man is entirely good or evil, everyone has their own capability to be fruitful.

>>204468

That's the different Quentin, King of /v/ Quentin. I haven't revealed any of my personal identity.

>>204486

Close enough. Plus, they're darker and african.

Could have been better.

>>204598

Get the fuck out of here with that trash. Next time you this your ban will be twice as long.

The thread is still open, everyone else can still post.

>>204598

Damn Quentin! You got banned! From fucking /cow/?!

>>204637

Well, it was screened next to a furry-con and apparently nothing spectacular happened.

However, I still hope for some SJW drama. Let's see:

>male MC is a predator, female isn't

>physical differences between races arn't a social construct

>shakira is "whitewashed"

There must be other stuff they could find triggering, this is what I can tell from the trailer.

So, did something happen at all?

>>204814

most likely no

>>204815

People need to stop posting "This will be glorious, guys!!!" And just wait for it to happen, or not.

>>204834

This happens everywhere anon, not only on /cow/ or 8chan.

It's a bit like the /pol/fags saying "ITS HABBENING" while fucking nothing is happening.

>>204841

The addiction to hype has destroyed many boards. /v/ being the most egregious example.

>>204845

Not even boards, I know entire fuckin' sites that have gone to shit because of fake "hype"

God fucking DAMNIT HW, fix those 503's already! Can't even post a fucking pic on boards without a 503?!