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5291e4 No.204725

COMMENTS OPEN EDITION

He is acting up again IMO, does this mean we will see more chris? Will the comments trigger him? What will happen?

66c563 No.204728

>He have a PS4 now

inb4 Kiwisperg a-logging


654611 No.204729

>>204728

Why are kiwis triggered by anyone saying anything about chris?


66c563 No.204730

>>204729

Because they love him so much

They compare themselves so much to him they consider Chris their own property.

Only them should be allowed to talk shit about Chris. Only them should be allowed to act all huurrr huuueee he bought a PS4 with tax money what a thief


9e1049 No.204731

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>204725

What faggot bought a ps4 for him?


80815f No.204732

Since Chris has disabled embedding on other websites, I am rendering a webm of it right now.

>>204729

Because most of them are pathetic spergs just like Chris. They think they have monopoly on trolling Chrischan because they are just like him.

>>204731

Cackney Livemore from Seattle, Washington.


f57f8f No.204733

Quick, lets make comercials about selling sonic chu merch. We need to bring back liquid.


654611 No.204734

>>204732

It's not even when we're trolling chris though, they legitimately freak out when any non kiwi mentions him.


cad43b No.204736

I'M GOING TO CHRIS HOUSE DRESSED AS A PICKLE TO DIG UP PATTY!

LET'S TROLL HIM TO DEATH, GUYS!


77d9f9 No.204738

>>204731

Where is he living now?


80815f No.204742

File: 1457320030841-0.jpg (28.1 KB, 258x231, 86:77, ayy.jpg)

File: 1457320030842-1.webm (7.02 MB, 300x168, 25:14, Sonichu's First PS4 Broad….webm)


352aad No.204744

File: 1457321911597.jpg (147.85 KB, 886x490, 443:245, chris-chan taxpayers.jpg)


b764dc No.204745

>>204738

Back in a refurbished 14 Branchland Court.

>>204744

It's crazy how this really is a grown man with a play room full of fucking toys. He really is an "adult autistic child"


66c563 No.204746

>>204745

His house has been rebuilt?


c3ca2c No.204752

I was wondering why he didn't use his monthly tugboat to just buy a PS4. I should have known it's simply because he hadn't thought of it yet.


75fc8c No.204756

>>204744

Good for him.

The pepper spray incident proved that he's best kept out of society as a whole, if that means paying 5c/year towards his lego fund, so be it.


25a921 No.204758

File: 1457331740936.jpg (249.19 KB, 1600x961, 1600:961, GOD.jpg)

how about a new frontier of gossiping about the sad pitiful creature. If Chris Chan were elevated to godhood, what would his new divine form look like and how would we all perish?

let me post you damn cripple

>>204752

how much money a month is the tugboat anyway? I'm pretty sure he's not allowed to throw around the whole amount. Pretty sure autism neet bucks are supposed to be rationed out by caregiver based on the assumption that the ass burger can't handle money on its own.

I'm just astonished that someone would by a $300 luxury items just to send it to a subhuman thing. this windfall his head have come from an a-loger with money to burn.

>>204756

did you do it?


7a2a2a No.204762

>>204731

I'm going for the benefit of the doubt, and say he actually might have earned it through selling those crappy medallions and custom amiibos (of course his tugboat was probably mixed in with the cash he made); then again, we're talking about someone who has no clue about saving money.


854dff No.204763

>>204756

I'd rather support Chris than some baby factory who pumps out kids for the sake of more handouts any day.


d46ce6 No.204767

Not even most Foxdicks can tolerate the Chris-Chan subforum any more. It's packed with trollshielders who basically write fanfiction about him.

"I bet that fat dummy will become a camwhore now he has a PS4!"

[70 Agree ratings]

"DIRTY CRAPPED LEGOS"

[50 Winner ratings]


76e991 No.204769

File: 1457340464511.jpg (16.65 KB, 484x239, 484:239, 77788.jpg)

>>204758

>the sad pitiful creature

>what if Chris was GOD?

>subhuman thing


d46ce6 No.204770

Classic Disco tism.

"Won't somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?!" https://archive.is/lVv1o#selection-1471.1-1471.158

"Chris must think this porn star is married to some other porn star because they did a scene dressed as newlyweds - and that's why he bought himself a PS4 under a fake name." "Great logic!" https://archive.is/lVv1o#selection-2673.0-2693.303


add9cd No.204783

File: 1457350816005.png (217.01 KB, 680x581, 680:581, During the stone age.png)

>Thread about Chris

>Nearly every post is bitching about Kiwis

Step it the fuck up, /cow/.


a3560e No.204790

>>204725

I feel bad for that RD shirt it smell of shit and bo


ff7659 No.204793

File: 1457358852108.jpeg (96.43 KB, 800x600, 4:3, e29910d0a501b724b3bd3730e….jpeg)

>some fucking retard actually buys him a PS4

>he sounds crushed that it isn't the white version with the Destiny game

I am actually going to dig up Patty, guys. I'm going to piss on his legos. Ooh I'm mad.


aa8b8c No.204797

So when are we boiling a Sonichu medallion in a pint of the finest lolcow semen?


352aad No.204803

>>204790

Why do you feel bad for a piece of clothing that is an incarnation of autism amongst grown-ups who wants to fuck cartoon horses?


3bcd51 No.204807

>>204758

He would arbitrarily flip between extreme generosity and extreme wrath, but would tend towards generosity more often than not. If you annoyed him, he'd have your arms torn out, but then a week latter he'd change his mind, forgive you, then reattach your arms. There wouldn't be any steadfast rules, just his momentary urges.

Also the entire world would appear as a 90s Pokemon anime episode (plus hedgehogs). He would actually make anime real.


7313a3 No.204809

>>204803

i dont know


d46ce6 No.204822

>>204783

CWC UPDATE:

Still fat, still retarded. More at 11.

That what you were after, anon?


66c563 No.204828

>>204783

nool plz


dd1acf No.204829

>>204758

Had a roommate with some kind of 'tism and he'd get a check for around $1200 every month. He also got subsidized rent and a few hundred EBT food bucks. He also didn't have a caregiver or anyone in charge of his money. Most of it was spent on Playstation crap.


f2da8f No.204836

>>204822

>Still fat

The thing was, Chris was actually losing weight for a while during the most recent legal saga.

Then he started slathering on the Oestrogel (in dangerous amounts) and weight gain is one of the other side effects besides hair loss and it seems to have completely reversed the modest improvement to his body size and then some.


3afb28 No.204838

To me, it's not like he's even the same person anymore. I miss the old days.


70fa96 No.204840

>>204829

To be fair, i think in some places you aren't actually allowed to save and/or invest "tugboat" money, which means that if he managed to live under the amount (Gonna assume by skipping on necessities like clothes like NEETs do to boost their budgets) he may been obliged to spend it on stupid shit eventually just so he keeps getting it.

That said, the amount is usually rather high before they actually enforce that, i think you can save up to buy a car (but not a house) before they call you out at which point regaining the welfare check is usually difficult due them marking you up as being economically savvy enough to save thus not need of assistance, even if/when the saved money runs out.

Yay Bureaucracy!

>>204838

I remember when anon tried to convince other anons that Chris had the potential to be handsome of he tried, what a laugh.


807bbe No.204842

>>204758

>>204829

>>204840

Apparently he got 800 when Bob was alive and now gets 1300 due to being dependent on a single pensioner.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat


250a5b No.204854

>>204803

>not feeling bad for the cotton it was printed onto

If niggers were still slaves I'd probably feel bad for the one that wasted his energy picking the cotton that was turned into the shirt.


b764dc No.204861

>>204840

He used to have the potential to be presentable enough. He was never going to be handsome but he definitely isn't genetically hideous. A year of going to the gym 3x a week, abstaining from junk food, regular haircuts and a wardrobe full of decent clothes and he would have looked pretty average.

Of course this was 6 or 7 years ago. Now his body and mind have both deteriorated past the point of no return. Although he was never going to turn his life around anyway so it's completely academic.

>>204842

Considering that he gives his mother money for rent and bills, and he has plenty of debts to service, he probably has never had a spare $400 for a PS4, even on the day he gets his tugboat payment.

And putting aside $100 a month until he has the money is literally beyond Chris's faculties. Delayed gratification just isn't on his radar.


854dff No.204870

>>204861

>Considering that he gives his mother money for rent and bills, and he has plenty of debts to service, he probably has never had a spare $400 for a PS4, even on the day he gets his tugboat payment.

Yeah, Barb's money skills suck too, so I could only imagine how much she must bilk Chris out of each month. He'd do a lot better if he could live on his own, but that will never happen.


d4be35 No.204871

>>204725

What the fuck was he saying during that bit with the big gulp cup? I caught something about Master Shake so I guess he was doing something about ATHF but I honestly can't make heads or tales of shit.


e70181 No.204910

>>204870

It wouldn't surprise me if his mom is taking all of the tugboat, and the only money he has to spend is whatever he can make selling crap on Etsy.

And it wouldn't surprise me if she is also taxing that whenever she feels like it.


96c3d3 No.204918

Look at that fucking clutter guess hes gonna burn down residence number 2 now


1f77e5 No.204921

>>204910

Yeah that's pretty much what Canine says happens. She either gets into his bank account directly, or has him so whipped she can just tell him to hand over however much she wants.


ff7659 No.204923

>>204822

>Still fat, still retarded. More at 11.

If him turning into a "woman" and spending the first 11 seconds of his videos talking in a forced high-pitched voice before giving up doesn't amuse you, then reconsider.


e70181 No.204934

>>204921

This is conjecture, but I think she probably has access to his bank account but he controls his own PayPal account, so he can spend whatever he wants from PayPal by buying Target gift vouchers online and using them at the store, but if he wants to actually transfer the money from PayPal to his bank account then it has to go through his mother and she probably keeps the bulk of it.


5291e4 No.204966

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

MY EYES ARE UP HERE


d4be35 No.204969

>>204966

> I support Women's Rights

Well god damn, aren't you just a saint?

More to the point, were his nipples always that inflamed looking, or is that just the ostrogel or whatever?


a656b3 No.204988

>>204966

>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.

Could someone with a jewtube account mirror this?


b876a5 No.204993

>>204988

Just go to youtube, it isn't that hard. Your made up jews can already track you through the embed, you aren't losing anything.


54ff45 No.205023

File: 1457546553865.jpg (265.51 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, CdH64iEUsAEwPeO.jpg)

https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824

Eggman's official favorite sonic character is Sonichu


ff7659 No.205027

File: 1457552018238.jpg (26.61 KB, 480x360, 4:3, The_8f5210_5586603.jpg)

>>204969

His nipples have always looked that fucked up to me.


ff7659 No.205028

File: 1457552143744.png (67.68 KB, 1133x659, 1133:659, Capture.PNG)

also kek


4c88c7 No.205032

>>205028

Well played anon (or whoever sent that report)


66c563 No.205049

File: 1457561561225.mp4 (4.97 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Happy Women's Day.mp4)

>>204988

HERP DERP HOW DO I KEEPVID


f2da8f No.205050

Can I say that I wouldn't be at all surprised if Chris sometimes applies lipstick to his man-boob nipples?


e70181 No.205052

>>205050

He does and he calls lipsticks "nipsticks"


1f77e5 No.205155

>>205050

He's confirmed for drawing the outline of labia on his underwear using chapstick.


adc3f3 No.205178

>>204756

I rather see him in jail or being used for medical experiments, either way is fine by me


183c77 No.205349

>>204836

>Oestrogel (in dangerous amounts)

This might finally cure his morbid autism,


654611 No.205422

So who was the kiwi that more or less told him to go trans again? I can't remember.


9e1049 No.205788

File: 1457998445575.png (105.3 KB, 1043x1010, 1043:1010, barb_chandler_court.png)

Barb hasn't been paying her credit card bills. She's getting sued by discover:

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barb-sued-by-discover-bank.18379/


f82b2c No.205790

>>205788

The dream's collapsing.


13cc7c No.205793

File: 1458000625939.jpg (82.53 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 759.JPG)

>>205788

>yfw the bill info is further revealed

>cocks include:

>over a hundred sonic the hedgehog amiibos

>legos

>ill-fitting, colorful women's clothing

>ps4


c3ca2c No.205800

>>205788

>Barb sits Chris down for a chat

>Explains to him that he needs to sell his shit to pay for her bills

>Discussion of the PS4 comes up

>Chris adamantly refuses to sell his PS4

>Offers to sell his PS3 instead

>Chris storms off in a rage, pushing past his mother which causes her to fall into a mountain of shit which in turn falls on top of her

>Chris turns on his Playstation Camera and live streams a video begging people to give him money and buy his shit on Etsy

>Barb's dying moans are heard in the background

>Chris ignores her as he plays Little Big Planet

>Eventually a troll calls 911 for the sole purpose of trolling Chris

>Said troll hacks into his Playstation camera and streams Chris's final moments of freedom

>Trolls and weens watching the stream begin to flood the police with calls

>What should have been a simple welfare check has now turned into a standoff with SWAT teams

>SWAT teams breech the property

>Mountains of hoarded shit begins to collapse on top of the teams

>Casualties reported

>Chris is scared and confused, unaware that people are watching him live

>Surviving SWAT stack up by the door to Chris's room

>SWAT yells for Chris to get on the floor with his hands out

>Chris realizes that he will lose his PS4 if he gets arrested

>As SWAT prepares to breach, Chris prays to God and the Bear to protect him

>The controller fuses to Chris's hands

>Wires begin to shoot from the console and attach to Chris's skin

>8.500 dollars worth of Playstaton Store cocks is fused into his DNA

>SWAT breeches the door

>The first SWAT member to enter the room gets no more than a step beyond the doorway before a yellow and blue tentacle wraps around his neck

>Rest of SWAT fires into the room, putting up a literal curtain of lead which leaves nothing untouched

>SWAT steps back as an amorphous blob begins to roll out the doorway

>Its yellow and blue skin oozes with rancid liquid which begins to burn the neck of the captured SWAT

>The tentacle lets go of the SWAT's neck, but only because his flesh had been melted away

>More gunfire erupts

>To SWAT's horror, the bullets seem to melt on impact, unable to stand against the combination of rancid secretions and fatty flesh

>The blob moves forward, melting a path into the floor as it rolls along

>Its flesh expands as it rolls along the ground, like a snowball collecting snow

>Everything is consumed. Trash as well as the bodies of everyone inside gets digested

>Meanwhile the PS4 keeps streaming, allowing stunned trolls to watch the monster they created

>They watch as the blob grows to absorb the house itself

>One brave cop steps forward and asks the blob what it wants

>The blob replies "I am Christine Weston Chandler and I'm the mayor of CWCville"

>Ruckersville falls under a state of martial law as its name gets changed to CWCville

>The blob known as Christine enacts new laws which prohibit males from living in the city and decrees that all women must be single lesbians

>Word of the inhumane conditions inside CWCville reach the White House, where debates rage as to whether or not to nuke a city so close to DC

>Eventually the decision is made to nuke CWCville before the blob has the chance to spread

>A small missiles flies over the stricken city, where women crawl in a perpetual state of pestilence

>Billions of atoms are split apart over the blob, creating a firestorm of radiation

>When the smoke clears and the fallout subsides, nothing but scorched blackness remains

>Nothing… except for a blue and yellow mass of cells

>Government officials watch in horror as Christine begins to absorb the radiation

>The toxic liquid Christine secretes now comes out in a gaseous form, which combines the deadliest properties of chemical and nuclear weapons

>Eventually the gas spreads to wipe out all life on earth

>All life, except for a lone being which drifts through wastelands while having conversations with imaginary characters who worship him as a god


ef3265 No.205806

File: 1458007982552.gif (1.59 MB, 325x235, 65:47, 1416353904814.gif)

>>205049

>my eyes are up here

>shakes ass two seconds later

>mfw all women are this autistic as well


fd0913 No.205819

>>205800 (checked)

Our destiny has been sealed.




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