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>Barb sits Chris down for a chat
>Explains to him that he needs to sell his shit to pay for her bills
>Discussion of the PS4 comes up
>Chris adamantly refuses to sell his PS4
>Offers to sell his PS3 instead
>Chris storms off in a rage, pushing past his mother which causes her to fall into a mountain of shit which in turn falls on top of her
>Chris turns on his Playstation Camera and live streams a video begging people to give him money and buy his shit on Etsy
>Barb's dying moans are heard in the background
>Chris ignores her as he plays Little Big Planet
>Eventually a troll calls 911 for the sole purpose of trolling Chris
>Said troll hacks into his Playstation camera and streams Chris's final moments of freedom
>Trolls and weens watching the stream begin to flood the police with calls
>What should have been a simple welfare check has now turned into a standoff with SWAT teams
>SWAT teams breech the property
>Mountains of hoarded shit begins to collapse on top of the teams
>Casualties reported
>Chris is scared and confused, unaware that people are watching him live
>Surviving SWAT stack up by the door to Chris's room
>SWAT yells for Chris to get on the floor with his hands out
>Chris realizes that he will lose his PS4 if he gets arrested
>As SWAT prepares to breach, Chris prays to God and the Bear to protect him
>The controller fuses to Chris's hands
>Wires begin to shoot from the console and attach to Chris's skin
>8.500 dollars worth of Playstaton Store cocks is fused into his DNA
>SWAT breeches the door
>The first SWAT member to enter the room gets no more than a step beyond the doorway before a yellow and blue tentacle wraps around his neck
>Rest of SWAT fires into the room, putting up a literal curtain of lead which leaves nothing untouched
>SWAT steps back as an amorphous blob begins to roll out the doorway
>Its yellow and blue skin oozes with rancid liquid which begins to burn the neck of the captured SWAT
>The tentacle lets go of the SWAT's neck, but only because his flesh had been melted away
>More gunfire erupts
>To SWAT's horror, the bullets seem to melt on impact, unable to stand against the combination of rancid secretions and fatty flesh
>The blob moves forward, melting a path into the floor as it rolls along
>Its flesh expands as it rolls along the ground, like a snowball collecting snow
>Everything is consumed. Trash as well as the bodies of everyone inside gets digested
>Meanwhile the PS4 keeps streaming, allowing stunned trolls to watch the monster they created
>They watch as the blob grows to absorb the house itself
>One brave cop steps forward and asks the blob what it wants
>The blob replies "I am Christine Weston Chandler and I'm the mayor of CWCville"
>Ruckersville falls under a state of martial law as its name gets changed to CWCville
>The blob known as Christine enacts new laws which prohibit males from living in the city and decrees that all women must be single lesbians
>Word of the inhumane conditions inside CWCville reach the White House, where debates rage as to whether or not to nuke a city so close to DC
>Eventually the decision is made to nuke CWCville before the blob has the chance to spread
>A small missiles flies over the stricken city, where women crawl in a perpetual state of pestilence
>Billions of atoms are split apart over the blob, creating a firestorm of radiation
>When the smoke clears and the fallout subsides, nothing but scorched blackness remains
>Nothing… except for a blue and yellow mass of cells
>Government officials watch in horror as Christine begins to absorb the radiation
>The toxic liquid Christine secretes now comes out in a gaseous form, which combines the deadliest properties of chemical and nuclear weapons
>Eventually the gas spreads to wipe out all life on earth
>All life, except for a lone being which drifts through wastelands while having conversations with imaginary characters who worship him as a god