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13d234 No.205205
These guys are precious. Apparently governments, corporations, scientists and VIDEO GAME COMPANIES are all in on an Illuminati plot to hide the true shape of the earth from us sheeple.
Also, if you try to argue with or troll them they WILL respond. May not apply when they can't stump you. Maybe.
d5313a No.205211
Jewtube is just crawling with them. Every time you try and search for documentaries there's always 10 "BANNED DOCUMENTARY FLAT EARTH CONSPIRACY MUST WATCH" results on every page.
47f752 No.205218
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I'm still on the fence as to how many of these people are just trolls trolling trolls.
I know some are genuine like that woman that was on the View, but it's just so ridiculous that I'm not sure how you identify a true believer.
b7cf54 No.205219
What I wonder is why so many of these "theorists" appear recently, mid-2015. Also, these Flat Earth nonsense seem to be tied with certain political spectrum of the Internet.
As someone who enjoy reading about conspiracies, this is the dullest one of the bunch.
b7cf54 No.205220
The Internet was hailed as a tool for the dissemination of knowledge, and this happens.
Damn it.
13d234 No.205223
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>>205218
Well I think it's safe to peg this lady as a true believer. Bonus vegan feminism to show that the flat-earth movement attracts crazies from both the left and right.
4824f1 No.205226
The flat earth conspiracy is a government psy-op to distract people form the reptilian army amassing forces inside the soul-recycling hollow moon, as well as the blu avians conducting dangerous radiation experiments beneath Antarctica to open a portal to the lower forth dimension ghosts.
This project his headed by Art Bell and Gorge Noory, who use their radio shows as a way to monitor the population's DMT levels and keep David Ike at bay.
b7cf54 No.205239
>>205226
In cahoots with the Rand Corporation and the reverse vampires. The Freemasons watch them from afar, staring intently.
13d234 No.205241
>>205239
At least someone agrees with you.
b7cf54 No.205243
>>205241
Fucking Bilderbergers!
4824f1 No.205260
>>205241
He forgot the Admiral Byrd callsign designed by Richard Hoagland, he's a dogman, A DOGMANN!!!!
402ef9 No.205261
>>205220
Indeed, anon. I remember when I thought having all that information at our fingertips would help make humans more intelligent. Instead we get flat earth, twitter, and Candy Crush. FTGE
b7cf54 No.205264
>>205261
Yes, humans always find a way to ruin everything.
I mean, Internet has a lot of good and knowledge to offer, but people use it the wrong way, instead of searching, sifting through the mainstream and the alternate, they just keep passively being fed one bullshit or the other.
4824f1 No.205267
>>205261
>>205264
You want aplicable knowledge? Here, have 20 gigs worth mega:///#F!scMFjYZY!MKTKFWGVVuA7kV4OMHgkcg
Now stop being spoilsports and let us get back to funposting.
f457de No.205268
>>205261
The flat earth society pre dates the internet.
71b6d0 No.205269
>>205268
>Matthew: You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.
>Chris: Stuff… candy… don't… I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!
b7cf54 No.205270
>>205267
Why are you butthurt?
>>205268
I thought it was a satirical thing, like the Subgenius Church.
b7cf54 No.205271
>>205223
Seems that the Deros and the Morlocks got her.
4824f1 No.205277
>>205270
>Autistic boy can't tell what funposting is without teacher holding his hand
It's ok, I'm sure the body pillows do a great job of filling out that ivory tower.
b7cf54 No.205281
>>205277
You seem too fond of shitposting, yet I'm the autist. Okay.
4824f1 No.205283
>>205281
>Snob walks into a thread dedicated to making fun of conspiracies, bitches that no one but him can take the internet seriously
>gets offended when people tell him to lighten up and enjoy the absurdity here
>"No muh ivory tower muh eternal september"
>Acts like a prick when given a link to a fuckhuge knowledge source
Wow, dumb as a pile of rocks AND easily offended! Yep, into the filter containment pool you go little big man.
13d234 No.205289
>>205223
.vid gone
whoops looks like I triggered someone :^)
27bc67 No.205293
Pretty sure trolls came up with most of the actual theory, though it wouldn't be surprising if some morons latched on and believe it
b7cf54 No.205294
4824f1 No.205296
>>205293
Hollow/Cavernous earth is in a similar situation. Kind of hard to imagine anyone else propogating the idea that Lemuria and Atlantis just slipped into some colossal underground bunker.
13d234 No.205297
>>205296
If flat-earth ppl are trolling, they sure are dedicated. And most I've encountered believe in a host of other conspiracies. Trolls may have started this movement, but true believers are the ones who carry it on.
f65fee No.205329
>>205297
Oh look, a bunch of circlists talking shit. The fact you're so easily led by mainstream opinion is very laughable.
You're scared and you should be.
4824f1 No.205410
>>205329
Scared of what, the Mothman?
Hell yeah I'm scared, have you seen that thing?! Vile bastard lives in Trump's comb-over and whispers illuminati secrets in his ears before flying off for his nightly feeding.
b7cf54 No.205437
>>205410
Pfft, Mothman…Everybody knows the real fat cat here is the Flatwoods Monster.
8d0268 No.205444
>>205410
Great. More facile children who refuse to fight against the powers, the archons, of this 'world'.
Go back to your common core infection.
4824f1 No.205446
>>205444
Speak for yourself you third dimensional shitlord.
b7cf54 No.205449
>>205444
>>205446
Trying to slide the truth, huh? The Trilateral Commission and its underground dwelling aliens masters are getting desperate. You won't be using me as genetic stock for your kinky experiments, you pear shape headed faggots.
8d0268 No.205450
>>205449
The tragic thing here is you think you're funny but you're merely being used, like livestock.
Everything you know and believe is utterly false…
Anita Sarkessian and the gamgerate debacle were created solely to imply that flat earth truth seekers are 'crazy' manchildren. You've taken the bait. You've become controlled opposition. But you won't get ol' flatty…
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/jan/25/bob-rapper-flat-earth-twitter
b7cf54 No.205455
>>205450
It' nice when rappers go out their Bitche N Blow familiar turf to tackle the mysteries of this mysterious island Earth. I hope he doesn't end like Tupac, and can bring us some light to the Flat Earth conspiracy, HAARP, chemtrails, magnets, those puzzles that baffle mankind since the dawn of time.
8d0268 No.205504
>>205455
I'm surprised he wasn't killed. I'm surprised that he wasn't crucified.
Are you a disinformation agent? Are you trying to push the overton window to the point that any dissent is marginilized?
b7cf54 No.205508
>>205504
I'm not a disinfo agent, of course not. Ignore the black Cadillac.
13d234 No.205539
>>205504
But he was crucified. By this guy.
8d0268 No.205601
>>205508
Okay larping over.. I guess. Se i can accept illuminati and bilderberg stuff but the flat earth fandom is beyond me…
The fun is appearing to be part of their over-arching nemesis. Like playing around with gangstalkers….
81aa7b No.205645
>>205219
>What I wonder is why so many of these "theorists" appear recently, mid-2015
I've been noticing these cunts for years before 2015.
I did used to frequent half/x/ quite a bit before the Slenderman shit killed it though, so I sort of went out of my way to expose myself to the batshit retardation of these people.
cd10b8 No.205698
>>205205
Actually, flat-earth sounds like a great concept!
541d74 No.205699
>>205205
If there is a conspiracy, no matter how ridiculous, someone has guessed it by now. If it all comes out there will be someone that was right.