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b06713 No.205299

Last time we had this thread, it became a shitstorm and eventually went to autosage. Now, I think we can actually manage to have a decent conversation about this asshole.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/TheRalphRetort

This is Ethan Ralph, ever so slightly better known as The Ralph Retort. He's a mudslinging blogger who fights the good fight against filthy ecelebs and SJWs.

As you can probably imagine, he isn't well-liked. Although initially tolerated by GamerGate, most of the people in it disassociated with him due to his flamboyant antics and the fact that his only claim to fame was taking stories related to GG and making them more clickbaity.

Ralph helped create GGrevolt, a subfaction of GG that was ostentatiously made to "retake" GaymerGate from "SJW corruption" the board actually served as a hugbox for the most psychotically autistic members of GG who were too retarded to socialize with other people, even through the internet.

GGRevolt's primary function is to harass and fling shit at "ecelebs" who have hurt Ralph's feelings by being more popular than him. You might know it's users from all the times they've tried to shit up /cow/ with subpar threads and a flurry of butthurt shitposts whenever they're indirectly insulted. Their other function is to suck Ralph's dick as much as possible so his fragile ego never has to face reality.

Nearly every board on the site has wordfiltered his articles out because his retarded fanbase keeps spamming them, and they never have any new or valuable information - they're just him regurgitating existing stories and adding really lame insults to them, not unlike a Gawker article.

If you want to "julay" him, you can easily do so by insulting him in any of his frequent mating sites and calling him out on his retardation. Be careful, though, because despite having no skills or talent of any kind, Ralph still has a small collection of retarded fanboys who will attack you on sight for insulting their tubby, neckbearded god.

b27aa3 No.205301

Oh boy, a Gamergate thread, sure those are entertaining…


b6d18b No.205302

Always good when theres a pro gg faggot making a thread about a pro gg faggot


46c5bb No.205311

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Is it virtue signaling pathways for the she brain to respond?

Shit sorry really high. Tbh I like the fact his strange spergy "journalism" eventually outlasted Leigh Alexander. And how he fucked with John Flynt as well.


50f8f0 No.205328

Why don't you go back to your leftist hugbox?

Prove to us Ralph is worthy of being a cow?


b06713 No.205342

>>205328

I think Ralph's own actions prove he's a lolcow. I mean, go look at his ED page and you'll see a ton of fantastic gems.

>>205311

He's been useful at times. Keyword: useful. Not good.


b22633 No.205416

>>205328

I think the time you murdered that poor grill behind Arby's is all the proof needed, Ethan


88a0f7 No.205417

>>205416

Wait, what?


46d91e No.205451

>>205328

Ralph's gut is the size of a modern day dairy cow. That alone is credible enough to title him as a cow.

Now his penis on the other hand, that's as small as the lowly earthworms beneath the grass grazed by cows.


b27aa3 No.205458

So, not liking Ralph equals to be a degenerate leftists cuck liberal buzword buzzword


9e6b61 No.205606

Looks like he's on the wrong side of GamerGate…

Funny how this worthless thread stays up, but the mods removed the thread on Sick Nick, the dog fucker.


b06713 No.205609

>>205606

From the size of his gut, I'd say Ralph's been on the wrong side of one too many TV dinners.

But it's okay. When you spend as much time as he does working hard on articles (IE: Taking stories from other sources rewriting them with the vocabulary of 14 year old edgelord) you don't have time to exercise, eat a proper diet, bathe, shave or even just spray some fucking febreeze around your room so it doesn't smell like a hippo's ass as soon as you walk in the door.

But if you think that's a sad, lonely, miserable facade of an existence, just imagine what it's like to be a member of his fanbase.


bd655d No.205618

>>205609

I don't even give a damn about the fat bastard and his dune coon girlfriend. I just want the mods to remove this thread if they're going to remove my thread on Sick Nick the dog fucker.


5c7793 No.205624

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>>205618

Cry harder, faggot.


bf5662 No.205679

>>205606

There were 3 stickies about Nyberg here and Acidman restored the one on hq. Ralph is of interest here because he does anything for fame. Even raping and killing a little girl behind an Arby's.




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