99c426 No.205460
jsselwood.tumblr.com/
jessicaelwood.deviantart.com/
>furfag who is also a camwhore
>gets naked during drawing streams.
>has macromastia.
>beaner
>openly talks about how much she loves the dick and being degraded.
How is possible there isn't a thread about this lolcow?
452b89 No.205461
if by lolcow you mean person I would jerk it to
more pics
3833b8 No.205462
>>205460
Goddamn how do you function with tits like that? That has to be some inflation fetishists wet dream.
eca0fb No.205466
I'd love to bang that dairy queen anyday
61cf3f No.205468
99c426 No.205476
>>205462
>Goddamn how do you function with tits like that?
I don't think she can. Bitch needs to get a breast reduction. But instead she spends her money on weaboo figurines
2fa997 No.205529
>>205476
tumblr's dominated by furry tity monsters and her deviantART Pages full of images I can't see without logging in.
I'm pretty sure he has a strange obsession with having gigantic breasts.
0cfddf No.205584
>>205529
I think she is trying to get a sense of normality, like how fatties often reblog lots of "body positivism" shit.
That being side I don't think she's really a lowcow. Just because she got giant udders she can be julayed.
a5d0c6 No.205614
>>205460
Jess is amazing and is just eager to please her fanbase. >/COW/FUCKINGLOVESHERANDHERHUGETITS
92163a No.205646
>>205614
>just eager to please her fanbase.
That's how you call being a complete slut? having fat cow tits shouldn't excuse her being a whore spic
cf5990 No.205702
>>205460
I am impressed. I saw her stuff ages ago and always just assumed that she is a guy. I would have never expected her to be a girl, let alone one that looks like this.
>If you ever get art, expect it to be a sketch she has recycled a dozen times.
I sure wouldn't mind to get some julay tehe but the ED page seems to be created by butt-mad furfags.
d41034 No.205716
Titty monsters like Elwood are the only beaners I want on this side of the wall.
304bc6 No.205739
> disgusting tits
> art looks like traced shit
f52277 No.205785
>>205460
Hello. I am a newfag. It is my first time on this place. Can someone tell me a bit about this place? Thank you.
9d8e3d No.205791
>This lady is a lolcow because she has big boobs and I don't like her art
Did a girl make this thread?
e33b6a No.205822
>>205791
Could be, or just a stupid kid who doesn't know better, seems to be the main user of this board nowadays.
e39fdd No.205828
>>205791
>>This lady is a lolcow because she has big boobs and I don't like her art
Those are big boobs. The ones this Elwood chick aren't big. They are fucking grotesque. They look as big as her head.
08fe79 No.205856
>>205828
You're saying they undergo an integer overflow and become small?
Is her bust size -255?
21ed10 No.205972
>>205791
Yeah, I didn't see anyone bitching this much with that ausfag fatty bitch with deformed fake tits
89b5c5 No.205992
>>205981
I hate to say this, but Pixy does have a way better body than this bitch. Pixy is chubby but proportioned, and her boobs are big without looking like a freaking medical condition.
Also Pixy puts effort in her photos instead of making her boobs take 90% of the picture.
eca0fb No.206033
>>205992
Maybe so but Pixy is nearing her 30's if not past that already and has this infantilism fetish that makes the whole thing creepy in itself. Elwood just does cosplay showing her massive fucking tits and doesn't do overdone poses like Oopsies! My panties are showing! unlike Pixy.
38007f No.206055
>>205992
>PT having a better body
>PT having big boobs
PT pls go.
540ce5 No.206056
I'd hit it.
Certainly wouldn't hit PT though, thats scary
3ee62f No.206058
>>205992
Be more obvious, why don't you
f0a4ad No.206069
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>>205972
Yeah chicks love to jump on other chicks and attack them for boobs and shit.
973010 No.206094
304bc6 No.206098
>>206069
Her chest looks like a giant scrotum. They've gotta be fake, right?
f0a4ad No.206101
>>206098
no fakes don't sag
6db0a7 No.206113
post more of her
because … uhh.. we need to learn more from this lolcow!
29ddfb No.206136
>>205462
You don't have to, you can just get random guys to do everything for you.
86fb34 No.206270
Dumb question, but what makes this girl a lowcow?
For what I saw she isn't a SJW, isn't a trainwreck at life and her only drama was like 6 years ago.
Is just because she has macromastia and seems okay with it?
1cc161 No.206283
>>206270
Welcome to the new /cow/! Where most of the people we talk about are not lolcows in any way.
36dcbd No.206287
>>205460
lol her art is mediocre at best but nothing says lolcow to me
would be worth titfucking tho
dbec8f No.206288
>>206270
She has at least two distinctly bovine features
eca0fb No.206290
>>206283
>nofunallowed.jpg
Elwood is the /cow/ dairy queen. Plus, we need something to entertain ourselves when the cocks are thin.
1cc161 No.206311
>>206290
I'm sorry that you do not understand what a lolcow is. Showing your tits and taking advantage of retards online isn't exactly ebin lel worthy.There's plenty of cows out there that no one talks about on here. The Slaton Sisters, Bob Either, and O3BGood all spew julay constantly but they aren't involved with gamer gate so no one gives a shit.
eca0fb No.206315
>>206311
I suggest you take some reading comprehension classes. Nowhere did I saw she was a lolcow. I just said she was a dairy queen as some sort of mascot for /cow/ as we had previous threads about her before and not too many people seemed to mind. The topic is somewhat enjoyable occasionally and tends to die when interest runs out without people shitting on the carpet over it. I'm sorry the internet is not as serious as you want it to be and you prefer people remain bored in between gossip stories but c'est la vie.
Please refer to >>206305 next time you have a complaint or go play outside or something. Let people have their fun.
1cc161 No.206321
>>206315
Since you're the kind of person who has anime reaction images saved, you're probably more lolcow material than this girl.
3068fa No.206323
>>206321
See pic related: the only thing more flaccid than that rebuttal is the limp noodle between your legs. Try just a little harder next time champ.
eca0fb No.206324
>>206321
Since you can't read what's beyond your immediate reach, have this humanoid person express my reaction to you in the following joint picture that conveys the same opinion. You even have captions to accomodate your terminal autism. What a bargain!
Normally, I would encourage people to look at your weak attempt of a rebuttal to be then mocked out of the premises but since you don't seem to catch the irony of the fact where you miserably tried to scholar me into what a lolcow is despite making a complete ass out of yourself. I think I should welcome you in our pastures instead.
dd5433 No.206330
less bitching, more giant cowtits
ea5097 No.206374
Funnily so, I've heard that one of Chalosan's characters (or at least her modern version) is pretty much based on this titty monster.
8c90ad No.206386
>>205468
wow that ED article is so butthurt that she is getting money and attention, kind of want to know who wrote it.
RAAAAAGE LOOK AT WHAT A WHORE SHE IS PUTTING HER TITS ON THE INTERNET AND ALSO SHE HAS BIG COW TITS
yep she sure does have large knockers. that is a thing.
86a1c8 No.206390
Can we just ban all cowgirls/farmers? I'm sick of them and their pathetic threads about being mad at women who get more attention than them.
This
>LOL she has big tits, get a breast reduction so I can feel better about myself!
shit is straight out of middle school. Go back to your fucking containment site, you miserable cunts.
71ec83 No.206394
>this entire thread
>'How is this a lowcow?!?'
>scam artist, got caught through sheer incompetency
>still managed to cause critical asspain to furries
>actually did have a sizable thread here up to a few months ago before being bumped off for Bob threads
At least give it some thought, guys, before hopping straight into the great fapping that awaits.
Anyways, I don't mind the knockers or the fact that she julayed so many idiots out of jew golds. After all, anybody can appreciate decent tits, and anyone that receives money for drawing traced yiff is doing a public service by keeping furfags too poor to shit up other things with their autism. She might have been a viable lolcow at one point but hasn't really done anything of interest in the past years, just dropping off the radar because there's still a dozen furfags trying to get their money back.
In other words, she actually did the smart/opposite thing a cow would and got right the fuck out, leaving only a trail of shitty animu swords and furry smut. Really don't see why we needed a second thread on this, outside of expecting it to go its usual route and devolve into mass masturbation.
6/10 Has better tits and hygiene than PT but will run off with your credit card to buy weeb shit. ED material, sure, but not quite /cow/ anymore.
08ba02 No.206416
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08ba02 No.206420
I'd say she's more of a camwhore than a cosplayer,
cd717b No.206421
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>>206420
>>206416
>>206415
>>206413
>>206330
>>206270
Tits like those should be in a julayer. Someone should suggest her to do a photo set like that.
f0a4ad No.206428
23d630 No.206429
>>206428
That just means that someone's buttmad
f0a4ad No.206431
>>206429
You mean mad for her butt?
86a1c8 No.206439
>>206428
No one cares about the ED article you wrote, you butt blasted cunt. Go back to lolcow.farm with the other salty bitches.
a33e7d No.206443
>>206390
>>206386
>>206421
Do you idiots realize that macromastia is a medical condition? She has spoken how it took a year of treatment to stop the growth of her tits, and that is a pretty serious shit.
She must be somewhere in the K-M cup range and if she was diagnosed macromastia is because her tits are about 1/10 of her total body weight. That is fucking monstrous, and the fact she is okay living with the human equivalent of actual cow udders rather than having a reduction to be fucking NORMAL tells how autistic this bitch is.
Besides, real men prefer normal looking breasts instead of those bloated, fat abominations. Only retards with mommy issues could find her attractive, but that speaks volumes about the average /cow/ user.
86a1c8 No.206448
>>206443
>Besides, real men prefer normal looking breasts
>real men
And how would you be an expert on that with your salty ass vagina and washboard tits? This is your home, remember to try to stay there in the future:
https://lolcow.farm/pt/
9d8e3d No.206451
>>206428
An ED page isn't like some kind of lolcow badge. The only thing having an ED page about you means is someone wrote an ED page about you.
It's like back when Theed was spamming threads about Homor due to IRC drama and when people told him Homor wasn't a lolcow he kept shouting "BUT HE'S ON THE MOSIAC!!!" at them.
If you actually look at the "mosiac" it's extremely out of date and all the people on it either aren't lolcows or aren't active on the internet anymore.
To put it bluntly, there is no official lolcow stamp or seal. It's a way a person acts, and eventually it fades away.
a4fb9c No.206453
>>206443
No. We really like boob's. I'm sorry.
9d8e3d No.206454
>>206443
Men like boobs of all shapes and sizes - big boobs being especially favored, but different men have different tastes.
Just because you can't get a dick in that dry ass sarlacc pit between your legs doesn't mean there's some secret thing men enjoy. All men are different.
81f71e No.206455
>>206443
don't be an idiot dude.
e18b06 No.206457
>>206443
salty as fuck
i'm a bisexual chick, big boobs are hot as fuck and straight girls are jealous catty cunts. mic drop.
9abe40 No.206459
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I have to agree with >>206443
There is a difference between big boobs and boobs that large. Those things are so huge I wonder how much they impact her daily life. The only guys I see liking breasts that size are pervs.
Btw, that doesn't mean I am female nor jealous, but even if I were why who would be jealous of someone with such a crippling health issue?
184d3d No.206461
Where does she buy her shirts?
86a1c8 No.206462
>>206459
>salty ass bitch samefagging in a /cow/ thread after getting btfo
0e8dd8 No.206468
>>206459
A 10 inch flaccid dick would also get in the way, but if you don't think there are woman out there who would be way into it you're nuts.
8f36f1 No.206471
>>206443
I'd fondle her udders.
Then again, they probably have a bunch of disgusting veins all over them
8f36f1 No.206472
>>206471
>they don't have disgusting veins
>they don't have any veins at all
Yeah, I'd totally bury my face in her bosom.
f86911 No.206474
I'd smash, honestly. Big tits aren't my thing but plump/slightly chubby girls definitely are.
e16359 No.206479
How does she sleep at night? She can't roll over onto her front.
f0a4ad No.206480
>>206443
>>206443
>Besides, real men prefer normal looking breasts instead of those bloated, fat abominations.
Yeah I mean its not like theres an entire porn industry based around giant boobs.
eca0fb No.206481
>>206459
>The only guys I see liking breasts that size are pervs.
>Stop liking what I don't like or you're Hitler
d908f6 No.206523
This is the second time you've tried making this thread, and it's in the same vein as all the other "This girl -who just so happens to cosplay- is a huge bitch, and she is ugly as shit and plus I'll bet she's a whore and her costumes suck!" You bitches from /pt/ are transparent as fuck.
Do you think chris-chan having a flat ass would make him a lolcow? Because that was the reason given for this other chick in a Samus cosplay a few months back. These threads absolutely suck. Same deal with that former mod of /pt/ who poses topless or whatever. "H-HER BOOBS AREN'T NICE, TH-THEY'RE GROSS! AND SHE'S A STUPID SLUT!"
You're just jealous, ugly bitches. You don't get to define how big is "normal" either, dispthit. D cup is the worldwide average, in a few western countries the average is much higher than that. The hourglass is the most universally preferred figure among men, large breasts convey greater sexual maturity and are preferred by most heterosexual men, excluding closet-cases, pedophiles, and autistic bearded beta males.
c312bf No.206681
So I went to hispachan and they had a thread on another Mexican weeb cosplay ho. This one is actually a bit cringey, but here you go anyways.
c312bf No.206682
There's actually a lot of Mexican cosplayers. I think it's cuz of the high crime rate that a lot of people in my generation grew up sheltered as fuck.
I mean over there there's kid snatchers that will rape and murder your kid and sell the organs, true story.
So yeah, the end result is over-sheltered weebs.
c312bf No.206683
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Still, pretty funny, this chick has a logo and brand and everything. "Atena" like she's very wise or something.
80b651 No.206684
>>206523
>/pt/
what chan board in particular are you referring to? 8/pt/ isa dead board
86a1c8 No.206695
>>206684
it's at lolcow.farm, the place where pathetic bitches go to continue their middle school practice of putting down other women for their appearance to make their selves feel better, and in this case with the flimsy premise that they are doing what we do here
e5e31b No.206717
>>206682
>want to go see family in mexico
Stop making me not want to go god dammit. Puebla is an okay city, they told me ;_;