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272a53 No.262839

How the fuck was Chris able to sell this for $1500? Who bought it? What will they do with the Totem? Will Chris ever make those new pages?

272a53 No.262840

>Some foxdicksperg really bought the fucking totem

I would pretend to be surprised but that's impossible

272a53 No.262843


What annoyed me was him using a chunk of the sales to buy a gold necklace for Barb.

Not a new opinion, but she really has made his life worse. It's such an ugly necklace too.

272a53 No.262846

File: 1b38724a3dff92b⋯.jpeg (154.59 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, $400 necklace.jpeg)


Does Barb even wear jewelry?

272a53 No.262853



The necklace is probably for him

272a53 No.262854



Didn't Barb pawn a necklace off and Chris got it back to her, or got a replacement instead? I can't see Chris being into serious jewelry given his fashion tastes.

272a53 No.262882


>yfw they timestamp it and upload it somewhere

It's only a matter of when

272a53 No.262898


In his latest infomercial for his childhood stamp collection he mentions that he bought her a "replacement" for the one she pawned, and that since he spent $800 on it he's going to be hard pressed to pay the next mortgage payment. Ergo you need to buy the stamps NOW NOW NOW!

272a53 No.262909


272a53 No.262910


fucking wordfilters

272a53 No.262917

272a53 No.262940

Just out of curiosity, how much do you guys see yourself in Chris? I know most of us aren't that bad, but there's bound to be some stuff you have in common with Chris.


>Lonely, depressed about being single

>Waste a good amount of cash on videogames I might not play (Not to a point where I'm financially fucked for doing so like Chris, but still)

>Was raised by parents who just didn't give a fuck

>Into crossdressing

272a53 No.262945


We all have some elements of Chris. Like or not, it's very likely that there is a much incidence of autism on imageboards (and of course foxdick) then there is in the general population. There are also probably a much higher proportion of NEETs too than the general population.

We rag on people like A-Log for good reason, but there is a damn good reason why about every other comment about Chris on the wider Internet is some variation of "CWC gives (insert here) a bad name!"

People pay more attention to things they connect with.

272a53 No.263016

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What the fuck…

a minute in and it's already uncomfortable

>"I'll give you $2 for it

>"oy vey!"

>"i shoved da udder medallion up muh…a-hole…"

And how has he never heard of black lives matter

272a53 No.263022




272a53 No.263023

I don't like /cow/ really, but HOLY FUCK


272a53 No.263024


>How has he never heard of Black Lives Matter?

He's a shut-in, autistic and has no interest in the outside world beyond his comfort zone.

He could tell you the name of every street in Cwcville, but he couldn't name a single celebrity unless they had an entire episode of Family Guy dedicated to them.

272a53 No.263026


Where are you from?

272a53 No.263027


What do you mean? Internet or geologically speaking?

272a53 No.263038


He seems like he's learning.

272a53 No.263043


Everyone is a lolcow on the inside; all that separates us from real lolcows is our ability to suppress our autistic tendencies.

272a53 No.263045


I'm surprised he agreed to this.

272a53 No.263049


which board. not trying to argue, just curious

272a53 No.263051

As much as i would like to say i am not surprised by the fact he bought a fucking gold necklace to Barb after he keeps begging for more money while burning donations on toys and games, I just can't believe he is this bad with money to not know where his priorities should lie. He's what? 35 now? Still living with his mom. No job experience at all or life experience for that matter with a gaping wound for a vagina. Once Barb kicks the bucket, it's over for him.

272a53 No.263059


Eh, to be honest I can't make fun of him for getting a present for his mom.

272a53 No.263064


That's not the point. The thing is that like it or not, life expenses like bills and such should take priority over bling and vidya and Chris doesn't realize that. He is the only breadwinner of the house aside from welfare. It's just a matter of time until he runs out of shit to sell and his laziness takes the better of him and everything falls apart.

272a53 No.263069


It's autistic furfags. If they will buy some generic Redbull copy drink that costs $5 bucks someone will pay for a a shitty totem that looks like it was made by a 3rd Grader. Just remember a majority of furfags have extremely shit tastes like this.

272a53 No.263071


I for one would like to know geologically.

272a53 No.263084


>I can't make fun of him for getting a present for his mom.

That's one thing, him buying it when he can't afford it is another thing. Considering he's always begging for cash, you'd think he'd prioritize what he should get.

272a53 No.263101


He watches Family Guy? I thought he was way too childish to enjoy the sexual and violent themes in that show. Also American Dad is better.

272a53 No.263102

272a53 No.263103


Holy shit, that fucking letter to Seth.

272a53 No.263105

File: a224460b4b9eeb1⋯.jpg (6.14 KB, 282x282, 1:1, 1379459023580.jpg)


>He hasn't studied the lore on Cwcki

>He hasn't watched/read the transcript for every single Chris video from 2007-2012 and beyond

>He hasn't read every issue of Sonichu, including the original and revised versions and the secret lost Ivy/Chris special

Get on my level, newbie.

272a53 No.263112


Family guy has a childish sense of humor, just because it has sex jokes and violence doesn't mean it's mature in any way. Chris drew sexual acts in his sonichu comics, so it's not like boning is a foreign concept to him.

272a53 No.263118

File: 803e2f24b1fbf92⋯.jpg (10.35 KB, 480x410, 48:41, 01e034c1a05d429f84fb847aa0….jpg)

Is the CWCki down for anyone else?

272a53 No.263119


Are you 16 years old?

272a53 No.263124

File: f865fed2c9d5911⋯.jpg (62.99 KB, 529x639, 529:639, rkgYvP8.jpg)

272a53 No.263140


Besides being a sonic fan when I was a kid I have nothing in common with this sperg. I actually wished I was in his position (not now but at birth) given that I was born in a second-world craptastic country full of assholes with no prospects of progress unless you have friends in high places.

>inb4 just immigrate to the states

Can't, already hired a lawyer, can't apply unless I'm the son or brother of a murrican. My only option is to become a millionaire and outright buy a visa like chinks do or marry a really desperate murrican grill who wont screw me over and call ICE on my (believe it or not) white ass

272a53 No.263145


Would this country be Argentina by any chance, fellow white?

272a53 No.263153


>Get retarded amount of money for worthless eyesore

>Immediately spend the majority of it on buying lipstick for your mother/pig

Barb will totally benefit from a shiny collar as she slowly decays in a house full of garbage. Wew lad.

272a53 No.263166

Someone on foxdickfarms actually fucking bought Chris' Megatron Pistol for 50 bucks.


272a53 No.263167

File: c923ed20442ac7d⋯.png (3.74 MB, 1201x3138, 1201:3138, download.png)

File: de151582198fcda⋯.png (464.68 KB, 1218x1462, 609:731, download (1).png)


I forgot about the wordfilter.

272a53 No.263187

File: aec88ac9ac9df75⋯.jpg (13.65 KB, 200x200, 1:1, aec88ac9ac9df75eda3f048acf….jpg)


>tfw not comparable to a lolcow

272a53 No.263192

File: 96d83250f60299f⋯.png (57.51 KB, 140x142, 70:71, Hau.PNG)


>no gf


>failure at university, don't know what I want to do with my life anymore

>no job, which means no money

>dad is slowly dying

send help

272a53 No.263193


So that explains why he wanted someone to buy him another one. I thought it was lost in the fire, but good to see it made it.

272a53 No.263275


>Plenty of chances to Win, so shop now!

I don't know that blowing money on Chris' stamp collection can be considered winning by any stretch of the imagination. Furthermore it seems obvious that Chris doesn't have an understanding of how contests work.

272a53 No.263282

File: ccb6318f1284851⋯.png (356.91 KB, 719x480, 719:480, mde-world-peace-crossdress….png)


>into crossdressing

272a53 No.263286

File: 147a94fb0c0dfaa⋯.jpg (114.8 KB, 921x868, 921:868, 147a94fb0c0dfaac3bac662db6….jpg)


Which begs to wonder how fully aware is chris about how a contest works given he lost his shit when he didn't win the Parappa the Rapper contest in order to try and bone Megan. It's like he expects to win everytime because muh autism <hidden> which is always the first thing he announces when he introduces himself. </hidden>

272a53 No.263356


Love Sonic


NEET in my 30s

Never had a real gf or even kissed a girl

Spend most of my days in my room playing vidya

However while have drawn my own comics I don't pretend that that they are completely original since they have Sonic as a character in them (see above). Honestly I worry sometimes that Chris will give Sonic a bad name if he gets too mainstream.

272a53 No.263396

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Is she wearing it in this?

==Terrifying New Begging Video== by the way

272a53 No.263397


wtf is this shit?

272a53 No.263398


What the fuck is she doing

why is she talking to weirdly

272a53 No.263399



I think we've just reached the point that Barb is so senile and fragile that the power dynamic has shifted.

272a53 No.263403


Well, I'd never do it in public, but wearing panties and a skirt and other girls clothes is a turn on for me.

272a53 No.263404


I almost, almost wish we had tracking on Barb's purchases like Chirs' so we'd know just how much and with what she's rolling up her katamari while enabling her son's begging.

272a53 No.263406


Jesus Christ

272a53 No.263408


>I detest the homos very strongly


272a53 No.263410


holy shit, she's doomed!

272a53 No.263412


>"Chris just spent all the totem money on a necklace and video games. pls gibe more mones DD:"

272a53 No.263416


I'm all those things and an autistic obsession with a fictional character.

272a53 No.263417


Except the depressed about being single thing I'm pretty happy about it because I'm unhinged and retreat to imagination to fill the void.

272a53 No.263419


I've experimented with wearing ladies undergarments but nothing on the outside like Chris does.

272a53 No.263425


OK, that's it, there is no way that's Barb. She's dead and Chris has a bunch of wires and air pipes attached to her to make her move and speak.

272a53 No.263426


Barb is the Whisperer in Darkness

272a53 No.263432

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


272a53 No.263434


What's with the music?

272a53 No.263435


it's on all his streams. Probably a default playstation thing

272a53 No.263437


>Was really into Sonic when I was a kid

>Loved the games

>Read the Archie Sonic comics

>Watched SatAM and Adventures of Sonic

>30 years old now


>Live at home

>On autismbux


>Never been in a relationship before

>Spend alot of time playing vidya

>Dad called me out on my shit

>He had this "aura" to him that always made me feel uncomfortable

>He passed away almost a decade ago

>Was relieved when he passed away

>Now feel loose and comfortable 24/7 instead of only when hes not home

272a53 No.263438

File: 27f2f33d656e9c3⋯.png (62.36 KB, 183x175, 183:175, barb.PNG)


zombie barb in the background

272a53 No.263444

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272a53 No.263446

After seeing this stream, the last begging video and so on, do something happen to Barb that made her act more open to CWC and him begging people online? Or has she always been someone who is manipulative for a goal?

272a53 No.263448


Once retards started sending him money, she seemed to realize it was the easiest way to get more cash flow. This isn't the first video she's "starred" in though.

272a53 No.263451


I don't think she's ever had a whole lot of screentime before now and the little she had wasn't enough to really build a profile of her. When she was still a big fat bitch she didn't have enough energy to get off the sofa much less talk to a camera/walk in on videos.

Does anyone know the circumstances of her weight loss? It's quite the transformation honestly, it's a pity it's only happening now at the tail end of her life.

272a53 No.263452


Barb has threatened to kill herself over her hoard. Yeah, I'm going to say she's manipulative.

272a53 No.263454

File: fdb8aa685d080b4⋯.webm (765.67 KB, 640x360, 16:9, chris-chan-cwc-barb-yes-d….webm)


>yes dear

Are Chris and Barb fucking?

272a53 No.263470


>Does anyone know the circumstances of her weight loss?


272a53 No.263476

So is Barb dying or no?

If she is, I'm kind of worried for Chris now.

272a53 No.263479


>that eerie feel when you realize barb is at least as detached from reality as chris

She seems really out of it and her body language is just weird. I wonder is she's on some kind of medication

272a53 No.263485


>So is Barb dying or no?


272a53 No.263496


If /cow/ had been around 10-15 years ago, I'd probably have been posted about regularly. I gre out of my autism, though. Either that or I learned to hide it. Now I'm just a run of the mill loser.

272a53 No.263501


Haven't watched the video but I've never seen or heard anything about Chris getting bad vibes/a bad 'aura' from Bob. But it would be damn fascinating if true, because that would mean Bob just REEKED of the harsh reality that Chris avoids like the plague.

272a53 No.263510

File: 3753d3c6acc0737⋯.jpg (77.99 KB, 371x464, 371:464, 184857416.jpg)


That wasn't about Chris, for some reason these autistic retards in this thread decided to forego concealing their power level. It appears the rest of us are ignoring it but it's pretty fucking horrifying tbh

272a53 No.263514


>doesn't use his girl voice in the interview

is that him trying to tell us true and honest fans that he knows this interviewer is trying to play him?

didn't see any amethyst rings either…

Either way, a nice change to hear the real CWC again

272a53 No.263523

File: 4e6ae3a3bc0868b⋯.jpg (18.76 KB, 324x283, 324:283, it aint me starts playing.jpg)


Please no

272a53 No.263526


It's creepy how much she sounds like Chris. Now that I think about it Chris probably got his mannerisms from her.

272a53 No.263560


A lot of these trannies just straight up give up on doing some stuff to try to pass. Cosmo sometimes forgets to use his girl voice too, you can find a lot of clips of him doing weird shit on stream and he talks like a man.

272a53 No.263572


My pops alive and i also get a lot of tension when he's home. I know im a disappointment to him.

272a53 No.263583

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

delete this, just avoiding login. but it is kind of cow related

272a53 No.263585

There's some sort of stream going on his channel

>darn ol trump

272a53 No.263589

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


It's some kind of self react to SNL? There's a loud ass cricket in his house that is overwhelming everything else.

272a53 No.263594


He's acting like an actor playing Trump is the real deal. He probably can't tell the difference

272a53 No.263595

File: 95d0035314d8c67⋯.png (47.93 KB, 660x284, 165:71, cole-smithey-beer.PNG)


>Chris can sell his useless shit for $1500 to his retarded fans

>Cole Smithey can't even get someone to pay $200 to have beer with him

Holy shit, Chris is more successful and famous than Cole

272a53 No.263597

File: 9b563b7e88cef5c⋯.jpg (56.43 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 30 Years of Smug.jpg)

>Chris cannot tell the difference between Trump and an impersonator on SNL

>He thinks the SNL sketch is a real speech

That boy ain't right, I tell you what.

272a53 No.263602

That poor cat.

272a53 No.263603

File: d2dc83e9bda3bae⋯.gif (761.45 KB, 342x320, 171:160, 1486777394922.gif)


>Honestly I worry sometimes that Chris will give Sonic a bad name if he gets too mainstream

272a53 No.263604

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


It's a good example of Chris taking jokes literally and failing to understand satire due to his autism. He's been blowing a fuckton of raspberries whenever someone says something nice about Pmurt and screams "DONALD TRAMP!" when there is satire making jabs at Pmurt.

272a53 No.263610


It's just CWC trying to sound feminine and not realizing he's imitating how old ladies talk instead of women in their 30s.

272a53 No.263622


They have spooned before apparently.

272a53 No.263627


Apparently CWC spent half of the $1,000.00 he got from DStechs to make Sonichu comics on a new bed of his own because Barb kicked him out of hers for failing to spoon right.

272a53 No.263630


I guess since he's socially isolated his primary influence is Barb.

272a53 No.263631


Should we tell him the fanbase at large gave itself a bad name, even before Chris became a thing people talked about?

272a53 No.263636


>Lonely, single, virgin

>College graduate, but no work because of the recession

>Take care of my mom's home so I'm not a mooch

But on the plus side


272a53 No.263661


… while dressed like he remembers teenagers in the 1990s.

Terms like "gal pals" always seemed like things he probably learned from Barb

272a53 No.263664


>But on the plus side


Gj anon. I'm a fatty myself. May go on a statin if my parents agree to pay for it.

272a53 No.263667


Oh for fucks sake you can literally hear Chris say ACTION at the start of the video. This is terrifying.

272a53 No.263668

File: de85fc11fec8542⋯.png (18 KB, 250x358, 125:179, IMG_0614.PNG)


The hoard hungers for Chris…

272a53 No.263669


The only thing more painful than watching Chris react to SNL for and hour and a half would be watching Anthony LoGatto react to Chris reacting to SNL for an hour and a half.

272a53 No.263671


if you're going to fuck your mother you might as well do it right

272a53 No.263672


Fair enough, anon.

272a53 No.263677


A new bed when he doesn't have one of his own is one of the few things Chris was right to spend his money on

272a53 No.263682


Especially since his old bed smelled of smoke and incontinence.

272a53 No.263686


I guess Chris was called a motherfucker one too many times and said to himself, "I'll show you who's a motherfucker!"

272a53 No.263693

i still think chris should be aiming for tranny pornstar status. it's an easy way to make money, get china, and there will always be strung out girls with decent looks who will be willing to do anything for their fix.

272a53 No.263697


nobody is going to want porn of a greasy, incontinent and fat manchild, anon

272a53 No.263698


I get where you're coming from but this is Chris we are talking about. If a porn studio signed Chris I guarantee it would cause a viral internet moment.

272a53 No.263711


If there's one thing the internet doesn't have enough of, it's Chris Chan sex videos.

272a53 No.263716


I know you're kidding but imagine the lulz to be found in watching tranny chris awkwardly sex up some D list porn star who is just trying to get through the scene before her withdrawals flare up again.

272a53 No.263721

File: 5ca7fb51777d79c⋯.png (216.51 KB, 397x346, 397:346, 5ca7fb51777d79ce930f83becf….png)


> <hidden>

272a53 No.263723

>tfw anons in the thread end up being more irritating than the cow


>bethesda dialogue sample.mp4


Congratulations, you're gay. Sign up for some electro-shock therapy.


That "aura" is disappointment in the fact that you're a complete and utter failure in life. Get a job, leave sanic shit behind, move out, get a woman, have kids, and maybe you'll be better.


MKULTRA brainwashing mechanic, don't listen to it too long or it will start affecting you.


Stop being one.


Or just get a job and go on a diet instead of stuffing your face with 6000 calories of burgers a day and hoping magic drugs will fix it.

272a53 No.263774


Apparently his cat kept getting stuck in the hoard during the stream and instead of cleaning it up or doing anything about it, he kept screaming at the cat to not explore the house hulk.

272a53 No.263775


At a geometric rate?

272a53 No.263778



Is it all that surprising that animal neglect is probably more common then we think in this house? Chris should stream 24/7 in his house for people to pay for a subscription. He already has an audience of foxdicks who would pay gladly for something like that. He could assure a somewhat frequent income but as usual, it would be too much effort to set up because the camera equipment wouldnt be made of legos.

272a53 No.263780


>Congratulations, you're gay. Sign up for some electro-shock therapy.

I never said if I liked dick, not that you're wrong of course.

272a53 No.263783


Looks like the early stages of dementia.

272a53 No.263787


Are you literally Chris Chan?

272a53 No.263789


272a53 No.263792


Chris did and does literally nothing wrong.

272a53 No.263793


He shits his pants and does nothing wrong

272a53 No.263795


Chris would probably throw a towel on the camera only remember to remove it when he had an announcement to make.

272a53 No.263796


/play with toys.

272a53 No.263824


>Is it all that surprising that animal neglect is probably more common then we think in this house?

Not really, considering that last year he got charged with failing to get his dogs the proper tags and medical checkups that they required by law. In addition whenever he interacts with his pets such as the cats you can see that they clearly get upset whenever he interacts with them to the point where Chris thinks cats hiss as a normal interaction.

272a53 No.263848

So did anyone post the totem yet on /v/?

272a53 No.263853


One of his cats was also killed when he burned his fucking house down

272a53 No.263863


>Honestly I worry sometimes that Chris will give Sonic a bad name if he gets too mainstream.

That ship has long sailed.

272a53 No.263901


Most of his other cats are MIA and have died/ran away, it's why despite having seven cats we only know of 3 being alive and the 1 dead in the house fire.

272a53 No.263905


Man, this is making me depressed. Animal and Child troll makes me depressed,.

Anyway, is it true Chris is fucking his mom?

272a53 No.263910


Chris has spooned his mom before which is the reason why he ended up buying himself a new bed. Unsure how much else he's done with her.

272a53 No.263942


At the very least it's safe to assume Chris jacked it while lying next to his mom in bed.

272a53 No.263959


Or at least had a "sticky dream" (https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Minor_CWC-isms#S)

272a53 No.264005

File: 9c6b6d368989e92⋯.png (33.98 KB, 588x282, 98:47, F76rlwr.png)

What did he mean by this?

272a53 No.264006


Obviously he's trying to hex Pmurt.

272a53 No.264009


He means "I am in great pain, please help me"

272a53 No.264014


barb actually has chris run errands for her? she's degenerating pretty fast. what's teh name of his twitch channel? i wanna follow it

272a53 No.264032


I can definitely tell you it's the stages of dementia. I know because my grandmother bless her soul had it. But to this woman's case it's pretty fucking bad. I dunno what meds she's taking but it's seriously fucking her up.


Are you trying to cause mass suicide as I can tell you that is what's going to happen.

272a53 No.264073

File: b20d316b4e17690⋯.png (163.83 KB, 498x407, 498:407, screenshot-www.facebook.co….png)

He's trying to sell old Sonichu art again. Hopefully no dumbass buys.

272a53 No.264085

File: 454093918a65980⋯.jpg (132.69 KB, 960x550, 96:55, theclassicwithmold.jpg)

File: 01d891a1d69257f⋯.jpg (95.47 KB, 1210x250, 121:25, dampbagoftwoyearoldlaundry.jpg)

272a53 No.264086

File: ae68977ed6e70d9⋯.jpg (184.25 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, chris-chan-shirt.jpg)


Forgot to attach the close up. You can actually ID the type of mold colonies at this resolution.

272a53 No.264087


You know that some ween is still going to legit drop $3,000 for that shirt.

272a53 No.264088


Lowest fucking bid is 12 grand though.

272a53 No.264089


>rereads picture

Holy shit, I'm more retarded than Chris is for thinking he can sell that shirt for what it costs to get a 2015 Civic.

272a53 No.264098


>Wants $12,000

>For a generic Rugby shirt

>That he bought for under $1 at the thrift store

Top Jew

272a53 No.264099


yeah but it's not like it has been sitting in a damp garbage bag for two years though to be honest

272a53 No.264103


CWC is essentially a nostalgia brand for 25-30 year olds at this point, which is why he can sell old art projects for thousands of bucks and count on donations from fans. He's literally not producing anything new, to boot.

If you want to give him ego death, make him realize this.

272a53 No.264104


If he hadn't bought that necklace that would have taken care of a third of his debt.


So let me get this straight, this shirt has been in a damp garbage bag full of dirty laundry for three years? I'm sure this shirt qualifies as a biological weapon by now.

272a53 No.264106

>30,000$ for Patti's bones

>60,000$ for a Tomgirl duck in formalin

>100,000$ for Barb, dead or alive


272a53 No.264108


This is what happens when you encourage chris by buying his shit

It makes him think he can get away with selling useless crap for ridiculous amounts of money and then waste probably 2/3 of it on crap like legos

272a53 No.264116

File: 8c5103a2e2038c5⋯.jpg (83.4 KB, 753x564, 251:188, inderesding.jpg)


I think it's finnish.

272a53 No.264117



1. buy the shirt

2. scrape old cum off it

3. make a male and female clone

4. raise the male clone to be an intelligent young man who grows up to be a successful writer

5. raise the girl clone to be a beautiful entertainer

6. make chris aware that they exists and how much better than him they are because they aren't homo's like he is

7. trick chris into thinking the clones will be his new family that will love andtake care of him

8. press the button on my keychain that causes the clones to liquify

272a53 No.264125


Yeah you got me, it fucking sucks here

You a grill by any chance?

272a53 No.264132


No, but if you're really wanting to look better than your peers, try to hook up with a Venezuelan woman. Most beautiful women on the planet and now that their country has run out of other people's money, even a 350-pound autist in Argentina looks like a king if he's employed.

272a53 No.264146



>Hopefully no dumbass buys.

The fact that someone bought the totem tells me someone will buy this shit from him. Probably the same person too.

272a53 No.264147


>even a 350-pound autist in Argentina looks like a king if he's employed.

Not nearly that fat bro, and most of those hot venezuelan womyn had tons of surgery done

Besides the point is I want to get out of here not just get laid

272a53 No.264162

File: d303e48c4a158c7⋯.png (230.71 KB, 1225x587, 1225:587, a ween already bid on it.png)

272a53 No.264164

File: cd29ea4c1472fe8⋯.png (256.95 KB, 600x785, 120:157, 1279333764854.png)


It grows in power. Near death, the hoard regenerates it from its long dark coma of mold, smoke and rat feces. Somewhere in the wreckage of the hoard the amyfist ring and current medallion are glowing like the crystal shard from Superman. Will the Son of Bob-El don the sacred items and save humanity from the homos?

272a53 No.264165

File: 12c5685a281bb85⋯.jpg (30.2 KB, 640x480, 4:3, IMG_0599.JPG)



272a53 No.264167


I'm pretty sure that $12000 bid is just a troll. He may have been able to sell the sonic totem for $1500, but nobody would actually pay that much for his ripped shirt. That said, he could probably get $2000 for it from the right sperg

272a53 No.264169


>I'm pretty sure that $12000 bid is just a troll

That was the starting bid. He wants at least $12,000 for it.

The subsequent bids were trolls though

272a53 No.264188

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

He released a video about selling the shirt.

Interestingly, he mentions at the beginning that he needs money from selling the shirt to pay for shipping the sonic totem. That means that if he can't sell the shirt soon enough, Chris will be in (even more) serious financial trouble if the totem's buyer requests a refund.

272a53 No.264189

File: f8e512b19c04fad⋯.jpg (48.69 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-XnOyhlA84dQ.jpg)


Actually he says that the person who bought the totem disputed the charge on PayPal. Chris had already spent it so his account is now negative.

272a53 No.264191



I can't believe he's wearing the legendary shirt after all this time. It looks so wrong on modern Chris.

272a53 No.264201


DC Rebirth

Marvel Legacy

Sonichu Rechurrection

272a53 No.264202


This is outstanding, I wana see him crash and burn and watch how he tries to make sense of it all

272a53 No.264204


Man he's giddy about wearing that thing. He's not going to want to give it up.

Also where did he learn about dementia? That'd explain a few things about Barb…

272a53 No.264213


Chris' reverse midas touch is unchallenged. If we can piece together what's happening from this video:

> Chris sold the Sanic Totem for $1500

> the customer actually sent him the money

> Chris immediately pissed it away on junk

> Doesn't have any money to ship it

> Buyer complains to eBay, Chris admits he didn't ship it yet

> eBay refunds his money from PayPal

> Chris' PayPal is now -$1500 or whatever

> He tries to sell a shirt for $12,000 to $20,000 so he can afford to ship the Totem and get the money back

272a53 No.264214


>Actually he says that the person who bought the totem disputed the charge on PayPal

So deep

272a53 No.264223


>trolls wanted to buy it and do a chargeback for lulz

>someone actually paid the money for it

>Chris was too lazy to ship it, spent all the money, and the buyer had just cause for a refund

Chris really is his greatest troll.

272a53 No.264251

His own biggest ween. Pretty mindfucky if you think about it too much.

272a53 No.264253


That discussion sounds way more civil than I would expect from Chris, given that it's from a stranger contacting his phone.

272a53 No.264255


Honestly I'm surprised more people haven't bid on this, the opportunity to have a one on one with Chris' brother seems like it would invite the same sort of person that spends $1500 on the Sonic totem

272a53 No.264256


>Give Sonic a bad name

15 years of games that are decent at best and considered some of the worst games ever made at worst and one of the most autistic fanbases on the internet has already done that.

272a53 No.264259


Problem is that Cole generally gets rather huffy when you ask him about Chris or Barb so it's unlikely that he'd agree to have a beer with you if that's all you wanted to discuss. He'd still take your money though, because he's a prick

272a53 No.264261

File: 8baeac30cd61c2c⋯.png (49.92 KB, 447x236, 447:236, spores.png)

Good news! Chris had sex again, and this time he didn't even have to pay for it. The hoard shot its load directly into him. They are now One.

272a53 No.264262

File: 002527cf632c9b3⋯.png (744.22 KB, 597x769, 597:769, 1422340713532.png)


>Chris had sex again

272a53 No.264263


mildew spores being inhaled into his lungs are like a shot of jizz being deposited on a cervix

he did not actually get fucked but he became a woman for mold

272a53 No.264265


It's like you never reproduced offspring by the fusion of gametes or something.

272a53 No.264266


>$100000 for barb

This cracked me the fuck up

272a53 No.264267

I'll be legit depressed if after the un-clit, stabbing himself an abscess vagina, poisoning himself for years with a McDiet, rubbing estrogen cream on his nipples, and cramming unwashed sex toys up his ass Chris-Chan finally dies from fungal pneumonia.

It's like Atilla the Hun dying from a nosebleed.

272a53 No.264268


This is going to be what kills him isn't it?

272a53 No.264273



Chris Chan is the Nietzsche of our era. A brilliant, controversial, and widely acclaimed thinker in his youth, fell into madness later in his life, and died of STD.

272a53 No.264276

File: 2d3a1688186372c⋯.jpg (21.18 KB, 252x223, 252:223, 2d3a1688186372c85567b8cf34….jpg)

Autism is the only answer. To all of the questions

272a53 No.264277

File: c1f8e8979e5a329⋯.jpg (143.24 KB, 428x600, 107:150, ad.jpg)


I love how he makes a huge deal about his clown shirt being Ralph Lauren.

272a53 No.264287


>It makes him think he can get away with

Well…he can. Don't be jelly anons. You should have been an lolcow with a huge following.

272a53 No.264289


Fat American autist here but unemployed. Comfy house with parents though. What are my chances?

272a53 No.264290


Not really, just put your fingers over the green hair on the sides and it's literally good old Chris.

He might be a little fatter is all.

272a53 No.264291


>Also where did he learn about dementia? That'd explain a few things about Barb…

I think we can take that as final confirmation that Barb has been diagnosed with dementia.

272a53 No.264293

Does Chris qualify as a shuddercow at this point?

272a53 No.264299


The problem is he only offers to talk about films. If he offered to talk about growing up Chandler someone might actually bid.

272a53 No.264300


Except that she's now a female instead of a male.

272a53 No.264302

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Is vid related going to be Chris when Barb dies? Assuming the mould doesn't kill them both first

272a53 No.264305


I think he's more of a bleakcow than anything. Shadow of his former self, aging badly, no future once his mom goes, massive debt and so on.

272a53 No.264347


What did you mean by this?

All Chris has to do to transistion back is cut his hair. He always had tits.

272a53 No.264353


Please kill yourself

272a53 No.264450


No way, at this point I'm convinced that Chris is immortal. His autism is so strong that he is literally too retarded to die.

272a53 No.264456

File: e0590db0f9f72b3⋯.png (563.16 KB, 569x802, 569:802, IMG_0615.PNG)


I'm sure this has been said but he will end up inheriting all of barbs huge debt aye?

272a53 No.264457


Depends on how it's done. Usually when someone dies any debts they had are taken from the estate if possible and nullified. Since her estate is pretty much everything in 14 Branchland Ct, they'll probably take the house and everything in it to pay off the massive amounts of debt on her estate leaving Chris with jack shit.

272a53 No.264458

So there's still a whole new post barb saga where we get to see Chris's world literally collapse around him

272a53 No.264460

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I love fan videos that come after Chris doing his shit. This one is a work of art.

272a53 No.264474

File: 3db3cdc8d60554d⋯.png (149.13 KB, 477x324, 53:36, sadbotnik.png)



I've been following CWC on and off since he was 25 and mocked as a man doing everything he's known for while pushing 30.

Now he's turning 40 and I'm the one pushing 30. CWC hasn't fundamentally changed much if at all, but the tone is more sinister than ever.

272a53 No.264478


Only problem with that is that the house and everything in it is worthless. Absolutely worthless

272a53 No.264483


>chris standing outside a repossessed 14 branchland court with nothing more than an aging car full of legos

So where will he go? I can imagine some kinda foster care. As much as it kills to to admit it, his whole tranny schtick gives him some social capital, so I'm sure there's some rich white childless couple that will take him in so they can use him as an activism badge to signal with

Or the hobo saga begins…

272a53 No.264484


Exactly. They poorly maintain the house to the point where it drops the property value for not only themselves but the neighborhood as well. In addition all they have is Barb's hoard of useless shit piled up and Chris' hoard of children's toys and things. Both are worth jack shit.


He'll probably get dumped into some kind of foster house like Mark is where he'll actually have people trying to set him straight. I doubt it'll help him out at all considering he is stubborn as fuck and would rather sell a burnt up moldy shirt for the price of a car than sell his children's toy collection or get a job, things that could actually bring in a respectable amount of money.

272a53 No.264486


At this point it's hardly even worth criticizing him for not job hunting, seeing as he's completely unemployable at his point and has been for years. Even if someone was generous enough to look past his disgusting online antics, there's the additional issue of weens spamming the employer with prank calls, and the fact the chris has outbursts of petty violence from time to time

272a53 No.264487


People have been talking about this since Bob died and it's still not exhausted.

I think it's because the future is universally terrible. Seriously terrible. And people feel so bad that they conjure up things like "some kinda foster care" since that would mean that at least his basic needs would be taken care of, and that makes people feel good. The ones that exist are not very common, are very difficult to get into and have very few spaces for a guy that would essentially have to be there on the state's dime. And that's for normal tards who wouldn't sabotage it, who have been taught and trained and work hard to get to a basic level of supervised independence.

272a53 No.264489


>At this point it's hardly even worth criticizing him for not job hunting, seeing as he's completely unemployable at his point and has been for years. Even if someone was generous enough to look past his disgusting online antics, there's the additional issue of weens spamming the employer with prank calls, and the fact the chris has outbursts of petty violence from time to time

I suppose the biggest thing is that Chris is unemployable for that reason rather than what he claims. Chris claims getting a job and writing out applications is too stressful and waiting for interviews and job offers is too stressful when it's his hijinks and ever increasing criminal record that prevents him from getting a job.

I guess the right critique would probably be not figuring out a way how to make a stable income, as he did have some cashflow come in during the Etsy days. The problem with the household is that instead of spending it on important shit like bills or even shipping merchandise, they blow it on dumb shit like Transformers or Legos or video games instead which puts them further in the hole when the buyer requests a refund.

272a53 No.264497


Honestly he'd get a lot more money for his memorabilia and art than working a tard shift sorting bottles or selling his opened and played-with toys, but he can't be arsed to even ship things on time and decided that begging is easier.

272a53 No.264510


Nah. Chris could easily land a job. It's simply that he doesn't feel like it.

His online antics aren't an issue. His legal name is Christine Chandler now. Google it. It's clean. Nothing about trolls.

On the violence thing, that's not something that'll disqualify him from a job. Twice in the span of three years, and both are classed as misdemeanors. It won't raise an eyebrow at your typical minimum wage job.

Chris could keep the job under wraps so that weens don't spam his boss. For example, he's been hanging out at a card game shop, though he never posted about that. It was only made public after someone photographed him there, and it's still not widely known. He still goes there without issue.

Like his Facebook friend said, there's an agency in VA that will help disabled people, like him, find work. He responded to that suggested by flipping out and ranting about his bullshit reasons for not seeking work.

272a53 No.264511


What could he even do?

272a53 No.264512

File: 6d3c56e5d0e369a⋯.png (267.23 KB, 877x1824, 877:1824, Screen Shot 2017-04-21 at ….png)


>Google it. It's clean

272a53 No.264514


Chris isn't disabled enough to be in a group home. Those kinds of facilities are usually for people with severe disability, people who need constant medical care, people who can't use the toilet by themselves, bathe themselves, feed themselves, etc. Chris can do all those things he just chooses not to

272a53 No.264518


Minimum wage stuff, like stocking shelves or sorting inventory, etc.


Yep. To someone doing a check, it looks like he's an artist with a few projects. That's if they even bother with that.

272a53 No.264520


wasn't there a thread where we worked out the value of the home and the probability that it was reverse mortgaged?


>yfw pmurt removing or lowering the minimum wage is the only thing that would make chris employable

272a53 No.264521


>Yep. To someone doing a check, it looks like he's an artist with a few projects. That's if they even bother with that.

An employer would do more than just glance at the search results. They would definitely look at his twitter. The CWCki is also on the bottom of that page, they would look at that too. His search results are not clean.


It really depends on what your definition of 'could' is. He'd be qualified to crush glass, crush boxes, clean toilets, pick up trash, etc. Whether he personally could do it, or whether he thinks it's beneath him, is a different matter entirely

272a53 No.264525


It is. If I'm hiring him to be a janitor at Wal Mart I take a quick glance at that don't see any 14/88 or allah akbar then I'm not going to waste my time clicking on the links. That's if I even bother to google him in the first place which I probably won't for a minimum wage job.

272a53 No.264527


He would not get a job at Wal-Mart. Firstly, pretty much all the Wal-Marts in his area have banned him at one time or another and secondly, they're not going to let someone with criminal history come into proximity with their customers. Especially someone who has plead guilty to two separate counts of assault.

He'd have to do what Alan Moore did, before he became a writer, which is work at a skinning yard and tannery.

272a53 No.264530


Why would they bother checking the CWCki if it's all the way at the bottom? Chris would be applying for something minimum wage, not a management role. They're not gonna bother scrutinizing his Google results. His Twitter is something he has control over. If he goes to DARS for job help, they could advise him to lay off the tweets or privatize it. His Twitter right now has some funny stuff on it, but you'd have to click on the links to see it, otherwise it looks mundane.


It's Wal-mart. I doubt they're too strict against hiring someone with misdemeanors. Besides, there are lots of other places he could go.

272a53 No.264531

File: deb73fb408f5504⋯.jpg (4.81 KB, 226x251, 226:251, thatbuttwhen.jpg)

It's sort of a moot point unless you really want to win an argument in the comments section for CWC's YouTube videos with tryhards and weens rehashing, "Fat manbaby get a job and stop wasting muh [parents'] tax dollars!"

People have very confidently asserted that starvation is an excellent motivator and CWC would get a job if really pushed into it. Precedent is making me think the jokes will continue to become reality instead and he'll try to give blow jobs to support his McDonald's habit.

272a53 No.264532


>Why would they bother checking the CWCki if it's all the way at the bottom?

You can't rule out the possibility that they would see it.

>If he goes to DARS for job help, they could advise him to lay off the tweets or privatize it.

Cause he always listens to advice

>I doubt they're too strict against hiring someone with misdemeanors

Misdemeanour assault? Yes they are.

>Besides, there are lots of other places he could go

With his record, not in retail.

272a53 No.264533


There are plenty of people with misdemeanor assault charges. Where do they go to work?

It's a remote chance that they would see the CWCki, click on the link, and care enough to look around. Same with the Twitter. Like, right now there's a bunch of posts of him shilling that shirt, but the insane price tag isn't there. It might look a bit odd but wouldn't stand out much unless they go through the trouble of clicking the ebay link.

272a53 No.264535


If there's enough autism on the internet to triangulate Shia Lebeouf and his HWNDU cabin, then wherever CWC lands a hypothetical job would be found eventually and his employer's inbox spammed with links to incriminating web resources.

272a53 No.264536

File: 808b4b2ec5591a6⋯.jpg (127.6 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, chris_chan.jpg)


>some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe

but Chris Chan isn't european

272a53 No.264537


He wants to fug meg

272a53 No.264538


>Where do they go to work?

Blue collar jobs where they don't have to interact with people other than fellow co-workers and are therefore unlikely to get their company sued or worse. I'm not saying that people with criminal records can't go work in retail because like with most jobs, it depends on what you did. But anyone with convictions for assault, theft/fraud or any registered sex offenders, are not going to get hired at Wal-Mart or anywhere like it.

He maced a GameStop employee because he was caught defacing one of their displays. He ran over a store owner and then drove away for reasons that are unclear. These two incidents aren't even that far apart, and they demonstrate a pattern of volatile behaviour. Would you hire this man, knowing this?

>It's a remote chance that they would see the CWCki

It's not a remote chance. It's on the first fucking page. If it were the tenth page or even the second page it's a remote chance. But the first page? That's the page a prospective employer is going comb because that's the page with the most relevant results.

272a53 No.264544


Nah it's misdemeanors. They won't even ask him about it on the application.

272a53 No.264545



>It's sort of a moot point unless you really want to win an argument in the comments section for CWC's YouTube videos with tryhards and weens rehashing, "Fat manbaby get a job and stop wasting muh [parents'] tax dollars!"

That was basically my point. I'm not trying to white knight or excuse his bad decisions, I'm just saying that there are very very few places that would even consider hiring him at this point, and the presence of weens is the final nail on the coffin. I just don't think most employers want to put up with that, and even if he did get hired the weens would follow and start messing with the company. At this point expecting him to get a retail or food service job is something of a meme people throw at him even if that ship has sailed.

Really a firm for disabled people would his best bet, since they'd at least tolerate his extreme laziness. I mean hell- I work at a restaurant and there's an autistic dishwasher whose waaaaay high functioning than chris and even he can barely keep up with his minimum wage duties. Chris is by all means retarded.

272a53 No.264552


It's misdemeanour assault. It's not like he got a DUI. He's obligated to mention it and they will look it up anyway. Add his misdemeanour assaults together with the fact that he got fired from Wendy's for upsetting a customer and he's basically disqualified himself from that kind of work.

272a53 No.264556


He's not obligated to mention it, just felonies. A misdemeanor assault is as serious as shoving someone. No one will care.

272a53 No.264557


He's obligated to mention any criminal record.

272a53 No.264559


>He's disqualified because he was fired from Wendy's over 15 years ago.

That sounds like something Chris would try to say tbh.

272a53 No.264560


Lol no. Get back to us after you've filled out your first job application, kid.

272a53 No.264561


I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your naivete is because you've never committed a crime and not simply because you're an idiot

272a53 No.264562


You're just mad because Chris Chan has even odds of beating you for a job opening. Heh, it's nothing personal, kid.

272a53 No.264565


Idiot it is then

272a53 No.264567


>The CWCki is also on the bottom of that page

Note that the name listed is "Christian Weston Chandler", not "Christine". That may just look like a funny coincidence to them.

272a53 No.264570


Are we looking at the same link?

272a53 No.264571


Jesus Christ, is it just me or does he almost look like a woman here?

272a53 No.264572


It's just you

272a53 No.264575


I feel like from a distance, if you imagine him to be a middle aged housewife, you can kinda see it

272a53 No.264576

File: 09b87db63e0f481⋯.webm (8.85 MB, 500x500, 1:1, maddy_myers.webm)


that's not really Chris Chan you boob it's some random tranny back from the early goobergate days

272a53 No.264577


Really? Looks like him.

272a53 No.264578


yes that's why I used that filename :^)

272a53 No.264579


I should have known it wasn't him, he's actually outside

272a53 No.264588


> Dear Ace Hardware, here is a 5,000 page encyclopedia about your newest broom monkey

272a53 No.264591

File: aba01686a8d7bf2⋯.jpg (105.52 KB, 490x784, 5:8, Christine weston chandler ….jpg)

>chris fucking chan gets more pussy than me

brb gonna off myself tbqh

272a53 No.264593


the autistic should be neutered

272a53 No.264594


>It's misdemeanour assault. It's not like he got a DUI.

How exactly is assault better than a DUI? With both you're fucked, but at least with the DUI it can be explained with making a bad decision.


Depends on the job. The lower level applications I've filled out was generally "Did you get a felony y/n" and it's only the higher jobs that start to really scrutinize criminal background. I once applied to a job that did nitpick about my driving record, it wasn't a driver/trucker position strangely.

272a53 No.264596

The people saying he couldn't get some minimum wage job because of first page google results obviously have 0 experience hiring people for these positions and are just making assumptions.

People do not check google when they hire people for minimum wage jobs.

If by some miracle they do, they won't scroll down.

If by some miracle they do scroll down, they won't even click the links.

If by some miracle they click the links, they probably won't understand whats going on immediately, since a lot of shit written by CWC and about CWC require some previous CWC knowledge to understand.

Yes, Chris could get a minimum wage job, it wouldn't be as easy as showing up and getting one because even if they don't check his name on google, they'd still see him personally, and that alone would be enough to make him unlikely to be hired by retail. But it wouldn't be an impossible endeavor either. If Chris started looking for jobs now and was willing to work anywhere he would most likely have one in two months, maybe three or four.

Also, genuine question from me: how many weens do you guys think exist that are dedicated enough to do shit like call Chris' new job if he got one? Is it a bunch of weens doing a small something every so often, or is it a couple of autists who just can't let go and do all the trolling?

272a53 No.264617


This. He's spent the last 15 years-ish as a NEET and that is going to be more of a problem for a job with other serious candidates. Also the fact that he looks like an eldritch horror.

> Also, genuine question from me: how many weens do you guys think exist that are dedicated enough to do shit like call Chris' new job if he got one? Is it a bunch of weens doing a small something every so often, or is it a couple of autists who just can't let go and do all the trolling?

I have been pretty surprised at how many there are. I've seen at least two autists with Chris Chan medallions in the wild (one was at that HWNDU thing in NYC), stands to reason that some of them are dedicated to fucking with him. It seems there are a bunch of different groups off the radar from the usual foxdick/cowboy cliques.

272a53 No.264623


Don't bother, anon. The kid thinks if you were cited for littering 20 years ago you won't ne able to get a job bussing tables, and nothing is going to change his mind because autism.

272a53 No.264625


>Also, genuine question from me: how many weens do you guys think exist that are dedicated enough to do shit like call Chris' new job if he got one? Is it a bunch of weens doing a small something every so often, or is it a couple of autists who just can't let go and do all the trolling?

According to Marvin on foxdick Farms, Chris gets about 2-3 Julay! calls a week. The trick would be if he was able to keep his job secret. Normally that would be a tall order for Chris but he's become modestly better at that kind of thing over the years since peak trolling.

272a53 No.264626


Running somebody over and macing a store clerk are considerable measures above littering

272a53 No.264627


idk if you've made your point yet

i think you should post 20 or 30 more times to be sure

272a53 No.264630


They are, but the point is that it's not suddenly impossible to get a job if you've got a criminal record. I know people who were able to get jobs easily with criminal records in lower level positions, the same type Chris could do. The only major difference it makes is if you're doing things like contracting for government or trying to move up the corporate ladder and look towards manajerk and higher positions.

272a53 No.264642


I'd take the ten seconds to give em a JULAY. Why not?

272a53 No.264643


Chris's "fanbase" has to be larger than a whole lot of people who entertain for a living.

272a53 No.264648

In case nobody saw it, deranged loon Louise Mensch's site HeatSt wrote about the shirt yesterday:



I'm wondering when they jumped on board. He wasn't doing anything for years. Are these the medallion buyers? Like


said, nostalgia for 25-30 year olds?

272a53 No.264650


Probably mostly people from 09-10, but there was definitely a revival after Gamestop.

272a53 No.264654


Louise Mensch is crazy as fuck, if you go through her tweets you find a lot of stuff that reads like persecutory delusions, some tweets are incomprehensible rambling, there's a lot of weird shit she puts out.

272a53 No.264674

File: 4d83be34785d7f8⋯.png (21.78 KB, 671x152, 671:152, ClipboardImage.png)


>He would not get a job at Wal-Mart.

See photo.

272a53 No.264681

Chris' best chances for work would actually be to either go to a place that's independently owned and embraces the concept of having weird, eccentric, employees like a comic or record store, or if he insisted on a corporate chain he could definitely get hired at whole foods. Full disclosure I used to work hr for the flagship store in Austin and we had a guy in the bakery in his late 30s who got in a fight during college, killed the guy "accidentally" , and served 7 years for manslaughter .

272a53 No.264685

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


You'll love this then.

272a53 No.264748

File: 547a3d67d187e67⋯.png (41.16 KB, 960x162, 160:27, totemshot.png)

Christine wins again!

Try not to rage too hard, haters :^)

272a53 No.264753


Congrats Chris, instead of being 1500 in the hole you're just broke and your dying mom is broke. He is truly the brilliant financial genius of our time.

272a53 No.264754


this is some nobodytm shit

272a53 No.264756


honestly, there's all this talk about getting a job but I'm sure that if he just stopped being a lazy fuck and started working on the comics again the weens would be more than happy to support him

of course he'd also have to pay his debts instead of blowing money on toys so it's two very unlikely possibilities

272a53 No.264767


He also has something like 80 pages of Sonichu to draw up before he would be considered "even" with anyone though regarding the comics. It's unlikely he'll continue them or even remember the $1000 donation for new pages.

272a53 No.264786


The only thing that bothers me is that I've always wanted that totem. Like, it would be a neat thing to trade some old transformer I found in a thrift store for. Nope, $1500 in a ween's basement.

My only hope is that it was bought by some super rich business man who does the Dinner for Schmucks thing but refuses to use Chris because it's is Pmurt card.

272a53 No.264788


Did he feel bad about it at least?

272a53 No.264789


She's a nut. I don't get why she's getting mainstream press nowadays.

272a53 No.264792


>I think he's more of a bleakcow than anything

Well, that works, but julaying bleakness doesn't have a nice ring to it.

Whatever, Chris is fucked, it's depressing to watch, yet I can't help but keep watching anyway. There was nothing of value learning of this guy's existence. Any lessons that can be learned from him, most people know already. All those things that were funny or amusing before become difficult to watch. What more can be said about Chris that hasn't been said before? What more can be done for Chris to help him escape a fate worse than what most people imagine hell is like?

This is giving me alot to think about.

272a53 No.264797


That's the funny thing. Chris is in a position to support himself with his art, an enviable position to many. But he refuses due to laziness and will settle for nothing less than becoming a lesbian housewife.

272a53 No.264800


Chris is potentially lucky as shit because the majority of internet autists making shit art don't have a history that makes their crap desirable

But his lack of self-awareness is precisely why he's squandering these opportunities. He's only going to take advantage of his image unintentionally, or if some contact pushes him to do so.

If I were to magically swap bodies with Chris I'd immediately take advantage of being Chris but Chris being Chris is what's stopping him.

272a53 No.264811



You know, if Chris knew how to market himself properly he could be a very successful modern artist. Essentially he'd just need to orient his art towards selling it to museums and collectors instead of broke ass weens. Have a few gallery exhibitions. I bet if he was able to bullshit a little "deeper meaning" about his artwork that art dealers would lap it all up.

272a53 No.264812


Yeah, it's like the same qualities that made him an lolcow are preventing him from taking advantage of his lolcow status.

272a53 No.264933

File: 6391dfa50942d95⋯.jpg (9.12 KB, 472x472, 1:1, dubs pipe final.jpg)

272a53 No.265048

File: e0c6f12cfa537a6⋯.jpg (371.65 KB, 1478x1420, 739:710, Hh0fNDg.jpg)

File: 7dc3b743e38dc8f⋯.jpg (446.63 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1476999300548.jpg)

File: a03e29dbb992f5d⋯.jpg (21.84 KB, 317x267, 317:267, 1490231188128.jpg)

File: c13f79a96ff436a⋯.png (3.03 KB, 255x60, 17:4, 69859758765.PNG)



>Mfw it was a /v/tard from 4cuck

272a53 No.265061


hope he gets that puppy insured

272a53 No.265065


Not surprising

272a53 No.265085



The Sonic Totem is something I would actually like to have some day. Set that motherfucker up on a shelf and tell guests that it's a piece of 'outsider art'.

272a53 No.265112

File: 373c68b4a231d53⋯.jpg (4.93 KB, 250x227, 250:227, 373c68b4a231d53db15fb67e43….jpg)


She sounds like she's being held at gun point.

272a53 No.265121

File: 3feb79327a2fc64⋯.png (575.39 KB, 431x625, 431:625, beg for the fucking donati….png)

272a53 No.265122


>If I were to magically swap bodies with Chris

I shudder just thinking about that happening to someone. Even if you go back, Chris will damage your original body.

272a53 No.265125

File: ef5aa08ad0a1e8f⋯.jpg (36.09 KB, 496x599, 496:599, filthy-dumb-NEWFAG-SCUM.jpg)


>hey guise lets troll chris by giving him money! haha epik letrull'd julaaaaaaaay xDD

4speds are being outsmarted by Chris Chan. Amazing…

272a53 No.265126

272a53 No.265137

File: c229d5bb51fd1be⋯.jpg (17.36 KB, 480x360, 4:3, youtu.be-2KMFKWT_5GY.jpg)

272a53 No.265172


He'd need a manager of some sort who'd take care of his shit. He'd be like that retarded guy making sculptures out of cans in that King of the Hill episode, he'd be absolutely fine with being taken advantage of as long as he's not directly bluntly insulted.

272a53 No.265176


last time I saw barb, she was a class III deathfat. what the fuck.

272a53 No.265185


Yea, shame hes a retard

272a53 No.265189


dying old people usually lose weight and get emaciated

272a53 No.265198

File: d444e425e4b068b⋯.jpg (59.88 KB, 640x478, 320:239, 1492871607915.jpg)

File: d571d2e3645fc05⋯.jpg (672.74 KB, 1443x1925, 1443:1925, 1492873363303.jpg)

File: d2003b82430b7bd⋯.png (3.55 KB, 382x117, 382:117, blarms.png)

272a53 No.265202

File: 14b848af2f95531⋯.jpg (116.88 KB, 540x733, 540:733, IMG_20170422_214140.JPG)

File: be8f013a5d0034c⋯.jpg (39.82 KB, 540x281, 540:281, IMG_20170422_213413.JPG)


Yes, he was actually a pretty chill dude.

In other news, Chris managed to close the shirt auction at 25,100 and he thinks he hit the jackpot. This ride has no stops my friends.

272a53 No.265223


>$1500 down the drain

From the pic it looks like a regular kitchen so its not like the guy is some richfag who can throw money out the window

272a53 No.265224

My prediction for the Hobo Saga

>Barb dies

>House gets reposessed

>Chris begins posting videos loitering outside cafes and fast food restaurants

>We can clearly see a shopping cart full of toys with Sorbet attached to a leash in with the mini horde, and a cheap urn filled with Barb's ashes perched on top

>Several months of begging

>Over time we see Chris becoming skinnier and more disheveled, he begins growing a patchy beard and his bald spot is even worse

>He also seems to get more frantic and jumpy in every video, his mental state is decreasing

>Sorbet eventually goes feral and has to get put down

>About a year or two after the saga starts, he uploads a video

>Talks about how he and Megan have resumed contact

>Uploads another video

>Chris giggling and mumbling to himself while approaching a house at night

>Struggles to get a window open

>Climbs through

>Middle aged woman in bed with her husband

>She sits up and we can see it's Megan

>"C-Chris? Is that you? Get the fuck out of my house"

>Knife comes into view

>Video cuts out

>Last video Chris ever uploads

272a53 No.265227


Nah, odds are chris' ending will be a sad depressing one, not epic at all

272a53 No.265228


Wait, Jack Dorsey personally keeps tabs on Chris's twitter? What?

272a53 No.265230


6 year old me was basically a carbon copy of chris, all the way down to the dirty shit. I became a lot less autistic when I began to socialize more, though. Thank christ it never went past that.

272a53 No.265231


>6 year old

Well now you're grasping at straws. Chris being so autistic is exactly why he has so many traits a normal 6 year old could have.

272a53 No.265233


I meant the DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS part but I didn't want to outright say it.

272a53 No.265307

File: 7cf244d1dc47968⋯.jpg (26.92 KB, 619x464, 619:464, mr-bean.jpg)


>after the restoration and disinfection of the shirt

272a53 No.265308


He's worked at Wendy's before. It did not go well.

272a53 No.265313


Probably irrelevant, most people's first jobs are shit (I would have walked out on mine the first day if they had a vending machine in the lobby. I planned to step out and never come back.) More important is that was SIXTEEN YEARS AGO.

Nearly every job involves either working with others or being independently motivated, you can't really find one that isn't one or the other when they're not both. He can't do either. Really the only thing people can say in favor of Chris being employed at some point is rolling out a starvation motivation theory. Could be true, we'll never know until it happens. He'll never know until it happens.

272a53 No.265318


Virtue signaling. Nothing more, he probably doesn't care much about Chris outside of him being a victim.


Most kids poop their pants at some point, they are kids. Don't beat yourself over it, it's when you're an adult is when it's a problem.

272a53 No.265327


Dorsey only cares about bad press, he couldn't give a shit about Chris and probably doesn't watch his account personally but was made aware of the article and told his people to keep an eye on the situation.

272a53 No.265328

File: b8df037099a61aa⋯.png (232.71 KB, 555x541, 555:541, ClipboardImage.png)

most people when they have to borrow against their life insurance policy only do so in extreme situations and take it very seriously. it's great to see chris is doing the same.

272a53 No.265332


I was using it as an example of why he wouldn't be able to hold a job, hence the "It did not go well".

272a53 No.265344

File: 23e8c9e9508c8d3⋯.gif (319.1 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 23e8c9e9508c8d3bf8eb34f23c….gif)


How the fuck does chrischan have clout with the twitter CEO?

272a53 No.265360


He bought the largest size too. Starbucks is expensive as it is.

Whatever. I didn't even know they had MLP shit there.

272a53 No.265362


Where is the article?

272a53 No.265381


It's just better for him to remain on the tugboat, it's also cheaper for the taxpayer. Giving all the training Chris needs and supervising him would be a far bigger net loss.

272a53 No.265412


Like that guy said, a starving motivator wasn't in play during Wendy's.


He managed to graduate college, so he might be able to handle minimum wage duties.

272a53 No.265435

File: ea7755482b5666c⋯.jpg (181.15 KB, 624x576, 13:12, doopie.jpg)

File: 373d9c981d5e878⋯.png (81.9 KB, 557x766, 557:766, upload_2017-4-21_23-33-24.png)

File: e6d07a4cb3a69e4⋯.png (92.31 KB, 619x483, 619:483, screenshot-twitter.com 201….png)

File: cb31356bed9ed02⋯.png (62.24 KB, 559x541, 559:541, upload_2017-4-21_18-24-29.png)

Are we at the beginning of the Doopie saga?

272a53 No.265438


Is this a genuine white knight or b8?

272a53 No.265442

File: 4f5df8812f54f3d⋯.png (661.24 KB, 797x464, 797:464, 1264531646523712346571465.PNG)


>It's just better for him to remain on the tugboat, it's also cheaper for the taxpayer.

You reek of a moron that just wants him to keep being a useless NEET for those dank ebin /cow/ threads.

>get a job and get off welfare

>somehow cost more taxpayer money

272a53 No.265449


Who is Doopie?


Chris also had a sympathetic if small profile written about him by New York Magazine.

272a53 No.265450


Chris's tale is one of a severely mentally challenged man/tranny being endlessly harassed by internet trolls. You don't really feel bad for him if you know the details but to a normie getting a summary it's probably heartrending. The tranny shit especially pays dividends in social capital in today's social climate

272a53 No.265457


Who is Doopie?


He's probably right. It's more cost effective to send him a check once a month than spending time and money getting him to where he needs to be.

272a53 No.265459




An artist who animates and voice acts for that Super Planet Dolan channel. I have no idea how these two found each other but now Doopie is white knighting Chris even knowing about all of the shit he's done. I heard she made fun of him on a podcast about a year ago but I don't know how true that is. If they ever meet IRL she's definitely going to become the next Megan although I hope she knows better.

272a53 No.265461


That's the worst part. I can understand a bored multi-billionaire buying this type of thing, but holy shit

272a53 No.265463

File: b9c5b89492bc118⋯.jpg (5.52 KB, 222x176, 111:88, 1452567993659.jpg)


>more cost effective to give him gibs from the taxpayers every month

>than for him to earn his weekly paycheck at a 40hr/wk job and pay for shit on his own

272a53 No.265483

Isn't selling the Sonic Totem breaking somesort of copyright law?

272a53 No.265487


How do we know this is the real Sonic totem? I mean, it's not like that shit thing is hard to replicate, so someone could have just made his own Sonic totem for shits and giggles.

272a53 No.265489


>I mean, it's not like that shit thing is hard to replicate

Are you fucking kidding me? Go try to replicate that piece of shit and make it look bad in the same way the original looks bad.

272a53 No.265494


I heard she made fun of him on a podcast about a year ago but I don't know how true that is.

She admitted to previously making fun of him in that Twitter thread.

272a53 No.265496


He'd still require public assistance. He's legally disabled. He's not going to be able to get and hold down a normal full time job, anon.

272a53 No.265503

File: 9ef3ac5e1c22fd4⋯.jpg (72.67 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, doopie.jpg)


Next Megan confirmed.

272a53 No.265521


Don't you mean the next Anna?

272a53 No.265522


He'd never get a job that would earn him enough money to get off welfare and there's the added expense of having to train and insure him.

272a53 No.265570

So, the $25,000 for the shirt were just troll bids, I take it?


I don't think so. Beyond that, I really doubt Sega wants to police copyright over that thing, nor is there any serious money to be gleamed from Chris.



Chris would feel confident enough to venture out in the world again, and then get arrested eventually. That alone is bound to cost stuff.

272a53 No.265596

I'm still confused to why Chris became a tranny. Like, does he think him being one will get him laid? or what… he seemed pretty boyish the rest of his life

272a53 No.265598


>Like, does he think him being one will get him laid?


272a53 No.265599


If Bob was still alive he would have beat the tranny out of him. He was the only thing left holding that family together

272a53 No.265608


Its hard to say, he's always liked some girly shit. The tisms tends to make people trannys too.

He probably also thinks it increases his chances of getting laid. Now he can date lesbians too!

272a53 No.265609


I think autistics have problems with identity and proper boundaries. I know for sure Chris did. I think that explains a lot why he and ADF dress up and pretend to be girls.

272a53 No.265614

File: b84c594f8b68562⋯.png (115.21 KB, 224x245, 32:35, b84c594f8b685625c1fcead5ed….png)



>disability - earned income > zero income and all money dispensed in unearned gibs

>implying job training is tax-funded and not part of the job

>implying insurance isn't paid from the paycheck and just magically appears out of nowhere

Are you kids europooran or just have no comprehension of the real world?

272a53 No.265628



272a53 No.265634


You keep moving the goalposts around.

The point is that it's cheaper in the long run just to cut him checks than to subsidize/train/socialize him for employment, especially if he'd still be getting a tugboat anyway.

272a53 No.265639



This is the same guy whose diet consisted of frozen tv dinners, and orange soda mixed with cum. Of course he's going to say the Unicorn Frappucuino is gonna taste good.

272a53 No.265658


I think years in contact with that amount of filth increased Chris' immunity at least above an average person.

272a53 No.265674


>Like, does he think him being one will get him laid?

Yes. His understanding is that some boys like tomboys so, by his rationale, girls must like 'tomgirls', therefore if he becomes a 'tomgirl' women will want to fuck him, which they didn't want to do when he was merely a fat autist who didn't wash and went around town with a sign that, to uninterested onlookers, looked like a 'Homeless - Please Help' sign

272a53 No.265733


Yep that's what I was getting at. Wrangling Chris to start working a shit job is too much effort at this point. Could've been different if he was pushed into this shit hard in his early 20s, but now it won't fly. He's terminally lazy.

And I'm tired of these "I know this heavily retarded guy with down syndrome who's nice and works hard sorting glass!". Even disregarding that Down Syndrome is a completely different condition whose sufferers are far more mentally retarded but not socially retarded, Chris is still an individual hwose current state was groomed by decades of bad circumstances.

272a53 No.265778


that's what we all said about the "vagina"

272a53 No.265787


That was a superficial wound. Mould spores will kill you, they killed the actress Brittany Murphy AND her husband.

272a53 No.265794


So is everyone just glossing over the fact chris said he has dementia or what?

272a53 No.265796


Chris gets words wrong all the time, and tries real hard to elicit sympathy. He most likely thinks dementia=memory problems

272a53 No.265798


Just because Chris says something doesn't mean it's happening.

When he claimed "sensory overload" from blarms that was just him thoughtlessly parroting some term he got while skimming over an article on autism because he doesn't actually know what autism is.

272a53 No.265807


He's likely parroting his mom's diagnosis because if you see her in videos now she definitely has dementia and he just wants to give excuses as to why he's burned DStecks and a bunch of other foxdickfaggots on giving them the products they paid him for. Nothing pisses me off more about Chris then his acknowledgement that he has failed to deliver on his financial obligations and he gives the same tired excuse of "oh noes well im so stressed out etc". Like nigga you think you're the only one with problems?

272a53 No.265837


No, his mum has dementia. He's fine. There's nothing wrong with him.

272a53 No.265851


>he just wants to give excuses

Notice how he doesn't whine about dementia causing him to forget, for example, to buy a limited-time Unicorn Frappacino. If your condition conveniently only causes you to be unable to do things you don't want to do anyway, you're probably malingering.

272a53 No.265899

File: 9a9a05212d82ef1⋯.jpg (24.07 KB, 372x290, 186:145, 1452408807503.jpg)


>disability - earned income > zero income and all money dispensed in unearned gibs

>implying job training is tax-funded and not part of the job

>implying insurance isn't paid from the paycheck and just magically appears out of nowhere

>posting objective reality = moving goalpost

More and more you're convincing me you're some pathetic cuck that doesn't want to risk the idea of the original lolcow turning his life around and being anything other than a useless burden on society so you can keep reading and posting in ebin threads. You genuinely have no concept of reality.

272a53 No.265920

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


This reminds me a new Caretaker album dropped:

272a53 No.265921


Nobody you know ;)

272a53 No.265922


Chris is lazy by choice. He doesn't have to do stuff (like make Sonichu pages for extra cash), because the tugboat/donations will just arrive anyway to handle his bills.

If his and Barb's finances get bad enough that he has to get a job to cover bills, he could handle it. He was able to graduate college. He can drive. He can run errands for Barb.

He's not so disabled and not such a victim of circumstance that he can't stock shelves or push a broom - that's just what he wants people to think, so they'll keep treating him as a victim and enabling his lifestyle.


He doesn't have dementia. I'll go out on a limb and say Barb does not have it, either.

Chris said he took a care-taker class and that the dementia subject merely came up. Chris being Chris, he thought it sounded like a cool synonym for his issues, so he uses it along with "stress" and "autism."

272a53 No.265926


>disability - earned income > zero income and all money dispensed in unearned gibs

They only start cutting benefits above a set earning limit, which Chris is unlikely to reach with a minimum wage job. He'd be earning his own money and getting the same amount in SSDI i.e. your tax dollars

>implying job training is tax-funded and not part of the job

It depends on where he works. On-the-job training, especially the kind of on-the-job training Chris would need, is usually tax deductible.

>implying insurance isn't paid from the paycheck and just magically appears out of nowhere

He'd be making minimum wage. There's nothing to take it out of. Someone somewhere, probably you - the taxpayer, will mostly likely eat the cost of insuring him. That's assuming an employer will even hire such a liability due to insurance costs in the first place.

>the original lolcow turning his life around and being anything other than a useless burden on society

He will never be anything but a useless burden on society. There is no hope for this lolcow

272a53 No.265936


Anon. You don't know how tugboats work, dor starters. They aren't proportionality adjusted to your earned income. If they were, there would be no incentive to earn income. I'm not even going to get started on what you think companies provide in terms of tard training. Jesus Christ, anon…

272a53 No.265938


To be fair companies don't have to pay disabled workers minimum wage. It's supposed to work as an incentive to get them to hire disabled workers. So without that tugboat they would be living so far below the poverty line that it's not even funny. Section 14(c) of the Fair Labor Standards Act. So while he should work, he can't even expect full minimum wage from employers who wouldn't fire him for being a fucktard. It's not entirely his fault that he's essentially unemployable. His parents raised his autistic ass wrong and since he has autism there is absolutely no chance he can rise above it.

272a53 No.265990


>They only start cutting benefits above a set earning limit, which Chris is unlikely to reach with a minimum wage job. He'd be earning his own money and getting the same amount in SSDI i.e. your tax dollars

Sounds like a win for everyone involved. Society gets some contribution from Chris, and Chris gets extra spending money and wouldn't need to beg.

As for your other two points, those also apply to any other minimum wage employee. Maybe Chris would require a bit of extra support, but DARS could help him with that - it's tax-funded, but it would go to helping Chris be more independent.

272a53 No.266026

File: e49c5b2a29a3d80⋯.gif (90.79 KB, 255x144, 85:48, e49c5b2a29a3d802dad8092961….gif)

File: a95756b4cd1786b⋯.jpg (68.75 KB, 520x678, 260:339, 1450550450153-0.jpg)


I was a work today and saw a customer wearing the exact same shirt. But looking at the picture again, his shirt wasn't torn at all and was darker.

272a53 No.266035


>They aren't proportionality adjusted to your earned income.

They are, but it's not magically gone if he were to get a job. Typically there's a point which it does start to decrease the more money you earn and even then at that cutoff it only decreases $1 for every extra $2 you make. It's a way to help supplement disabled people working part time minimum wage as if they worked full time which would fit Chris exactly if he gave a shit enough to get a job. Chris could work a part time job for 20 hours a week for minimum wage and get the full tugboat and the spending money from his job. That's a lot more money that could be used towards bills and keeping his bank accounts in the black.

272a53 No.266044



As long he can drive he can work. I deliver pizza a couple nights a week for extra cash. There was no background check, no real interview, they just made sure I had a valid license, insurance, and had me bring a copy of my 3-year driving record from the DMV. As long as that says you haven't caused more than 2 accidents or had a DUI in that time period you're hired.

Work is minimal. Customer interaction is less than 30 seconds in most cases. Half the people I work with are on SSDI and do this as an income supplement. It's perfect for Chris. He's just a lazy fuck.

I'll work from 5:30-9 on a Saturday, go home with ~$60 in my pocket, and have money to cover my bar tab for the rest of the night.

272a53 No.266063

What every single faggot in this thread sperging about Chris' ability to hold a job is forgetting one major contributing factor in this story:

Chris might have already reached that point where he knew he had to get a job and grow the fuck up if it wasn't for bigger faggots such as Marvin, Kengle, Watermelon, Anna, Trashraider, as well as tons of never-to-be-revealed trolls who have been feeding Chris loads of bullshit that helped build this mindset of his that he doesn't need a job because he's famous and he has been through so much.

272a53 No.266067


He already had that mindset. His parents are the ones who instilled in him the notion that he doesn't have to work for anything or take responsibility for himself. What Foxdicks did do, however, was completely demolish 'He'll work when he really needs to' idea by giving him money and handouts, thereby creating a precedent and teaching him that all he needs to do is beg for things and he'll get them.

272a53 No.266068


>Society gets some contribution from Chris


How would this ever happen?

272a53 No.266069


Heh, sounds like a close one, anon.

272a53 No.266071


Just curious…why is that? What are their disabilities?

(Courtesy sage for triple post)

272a53 No.266193


Are you blind? Can't you see that it came with a Certificate of authenticity? There's no way at all this thing could be fake.

272a53 No.266194


>I was a work today and saw a customer wearing the exact same shirt

That's because it's a dime a dozen rugby shirt

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