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c3c410 No.279223

AKA Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans

Alexander Gordon Jahans is a 25 year old NEET, leftist/regulated capitalist/anti-fascist hater of the alt-right/misogynist feminist, fiction writer and cannibalism enthusiast from Woking, England. For more than 10 years he has been making YouTube videos in which he yells at his webcam for hours on end, and has published over 28 straight days of monologues on his fetishes and obsessions. He has Kallman's Syndrome (failed to enter puberty), and began taking testosterone injections which transformed a strange lesbian-looking boychild into a hulking monster prone to rage and sometimes violence.

Jahans Links:

Main Channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke)

Patreon https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg)

Blog and Fiction (http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/)

Twitter (https://twitter.com/farshnuke)

Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) (https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke)

Facebook Fanpage (https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans)

Jahanism Fansite (http://www.esotericjahanism.com/)

Other Channels (mostly abandoned/unused):

Alex Vents (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg)

Punditry (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw)

Scripted Videos (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA)

Audiobooks (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w)

Introduction

If you're new to Jahans, WATCH THESE FIRST for an overview.

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I

Discord Interviews with Jahans http://esotericjahanism.com/sermons.html

Discussing Jahans with Black Adam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDZT9XWysPE

What's Da Update? (The Latest)

> An endocrinologist informed Jahans that his pain and exhaustion was not because of disease but because he's morbidly obese

> He has given up on his diet because of "stress"

> Vaguebooking about people (family most likely) that tried to help and how their help put him in shit even though they went through shit to help and so fuck those people

> Casa Jahans is on the market and being actively shopped to buyers

> Jahans is in trouble with Universal Credit (UK benefits/welfare) because he keeps missing appointments

> Jahans is attending Nine Worlds Convention with his remaining NEETbux

Previous threads

1 http://archive.is/fRbw2 >>204028

2 http://archive.is/wpMkV >>228717

3 http://archive.is/gao1O >>241661

4 http://archive.is/AhHjl >>246909

5 http://archive.is/JsYNs >>251169

6 http://archive.is/lRHTp >>254319

7 http://archive.is/WQmng >>255913

8 http://archive.is/NwW0h >>257816

9 http://archive.is/gBhyn >>261757

10 http://archive.is/8oIv3 >>273135

c3c410 No.279225

File: f1cb6b7fc836908⋯.jpg (319.31 KB, 1556x1536, 389:384, f1cb6b7fc8369083c10d800d37….jpg)

JAHANSFACTS

✔ brought a hamster to orgasm

✔ soundly rejected by the online hamster community

✔ had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner

✔ carried a dead rat around with him

✔ buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost

✔ played with animal carcasses

✔ smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"

✔ made a dalek and cuckshed in 3D

✔ low intelligence

✔ aspiring BBC script writer

✔ aspiring BBC cuckold

✔ obese

✔ founded Green Nothing Productions (not registered at companies house)

✔ vowed to review Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey while cosplaying as Bella if a facebook post about GNP got 10,000 likes (it didn't)

✔ owns an inflatable dalek

✔ wiped his cat's arse with his finger

✔ wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss

✔ wrote about removing and eating organs from living women

✔ wrote about cutting women into pieces

✔ wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets

✔ wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive

✔ quit after one day as a trolley boy

✔ threatened to strangle every member of an internet club

✔ made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate

✔ licked his own nipple on cam

✔ got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia

✔ his own sister is terrified of him

✔ wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling

✔ handed said porn to Laura K Dale in person

✔ terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him

✔ killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot

✔ founded Project MIRTH

✔ pronounces bickers as "bickers"

✔ attempted to physically remove his father from the house

✔ got scolded by a policewoman who then told him to tidy his room

✔ demanded that his mother pay him £50 to move a chair

✔ got angry when she only gave him £30

✔ broke his wrist falling over after flamboyantly storming off when his mum made him pay for a bed with "his own money" (her money)

✔ blacklisted by multiple feminist communities

✔ blacklisted by the labour party

✔ threatened suicide bickers the requirements to receive welfare are too strict

✔ threatened suicide if terrorist sympathising communist corbyn didn't win

✔ cut his own hair with disastrous results

✔ refused to come downstairs when a friend came to play

✔ received a valentine's day card but did not appreciate it

✔ can't be a computer technician bickers quantum computers

✔ can't learn to program bickers new languages will come out

✔ NEET

✔ showing many symptoms of diabetes (pain in extremities, slow wound healing, headaches, blackouts, lack of energy, intense thirst, sugar craving)

✔ told by an endocrinologist he is too fat

✔ not even white

✔ burned a gastropod to death in a toxic isobutene and propylene glycol solution

✔ rejected by the straight community

✔ can't learn to drive bickers self driving cars

JAHANSPEAK

Project MIRTH: Making Internet Racists Think Healthily

JIDF: Jahans Internet Defense Force

The JQ: The Jahans Question

JEU: Jahans Extended Universe

bickers: the correct pronunciation and spelling of "bickers"

GNP: Green Nothing Productions

Supremely arousing: how Jahans finds murder and cannibalism

Absolute nectar: a movie production company based in Lagos, Nigeria

Nazis: a catch-all term for literally everyone and everything

Submissive Blond Girls: see "supremely arousing"

Jeremy Corbyn: hope

The Female Doctor: also hope


f768eb No.279227

Not a regular to these threads, just skim them when I pass by 'em on the front page.

These threads trip me the fuck out. This is some lizard king levels of esoteric shitposting.


c3c410 No.279228

File: 3d8e8ec19245035⋯.png (43.19 KB, 483x225, 161:75, bacon.png)

>>279227

Welcome to the Hotel Jahans, you can check it out but you can't ever leave bickers the owner wants to eat you.


4ed15c No.279263

>>279228

If Jahans was a pedo he would have been arrested at this point


ab2bcc No.279269

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>279227

>This is some lizard king levels of esoteric shitposting.

These threads are completely devoid of any sort of shitposting. You're clearly just a subversive d&c kike trying to disparage the True and Just teachings of Esoteric Jahanism. I'd be scared to if I were you. In His name, we're coming for you!


dccaf0 No.279293

>>279228

Is he really trying to say that his cannibalistic fap world is better than reality because the animals we eat don't regenerate and get off to being eaten? Also, did he really compare animals to children?


a2db68 No.279332

File: 0770f4483e189f3⋯.png (20.9 KB, 500x415, 100:83, Capture.PNG)

alex tried to fuck the cat again…


c3c410 No.279365

File: 8763d7c90686921⋯.png (77.72 KB, 471x431, 471:431, the-terlets-busted.png)

"This hotel is garbage I can't even properly fit on the toilet."

– Alexander Gordon Jahans


9ca733 No.279371

File: a17704248cf1057⋯.jpg (809.48 KB, 2160x1350, 8:5, jahanic.jpg)

I wish I had a signed MAGA hat. But you know what I find creepy? Writing about horrifically torturing and eating women.

>>279228

>>279293

This is still quite disturbing despite seeing him justify his insanity many times before.

>>279365

It's pretty awful how he's so obese he can't even use a normal toilet anymore. Anyway, I wonder, will he show gratitude to his parents for paying for the hotel, the train tickets, and so on?


186a1c No.279373

>>279365

What the actual fuck is squash and why does he always drink it?


7ae4ad No.279377

File: 79c94e8360bc288⋯.jpg (26.21 KB, 540x540, 1:1, IDShot_540x540.jpg)

File: 681338618f0d096⋯.jpg (49.3 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 23e53749-d1e9-4119-b33b-36….jpg)

File: 10a60f4495ea810⋯.jpg (74.61 KB, 500x500, 1:1, robinsons_fruit_squash_var….jpg)

>>279373

squash aka fruit cordial is a beverage sold in a concentrated form, which is mixed in a ratio of 5-10 parts water and 1 part squash to make a fruit-flavoured drink


dccaf0 No.279383

File: 44ef2df69ecd730⋯.gif (2.37 MB, 255x234, 85:78, 44ef2df69ecd7309ef290e9d08….gif)

>>279371

That's gold, Jahans trying to white-knight Tomi Lahren. I know for a fact he fantasizes about her; she fits all his criteria.


edbf07 No.279398

>>279377

I doubt Jahans obeys the mixing suggestion


4e039c No.279408

last bloggage was esoteric as fuck with the apotheosis hinted in scripture


9ca733 No.279422

File: d1d27f66c759eb3⋯.png (15.29 KB, 564x174, 94:29, bog roll.png)

>>279383

Yeah fantasises about serving her up with some fava beans and a nice chianti.


c3c410 No.279463

File: ac43a6cf8e52459⋯.png (47.54 KB, 837x615, 279:205, 1466197897145.png)

>>279422

The Monster of Woking trolling through the halls of this place must be astonishing. It's a shame we don't have Doctor Who nerd agents to deliver photographs and video.


0ec85b No.279476

>>279463

No wonder Jahans loves this covention so much, it's not even about sci-fi/fantasy, its a progressive manchild circlejerk, check out some of their panels (all real), I bolded ones I think Jahans would like:

Get Out: The Horror of Whiteness

Fit is a Feminist Issue

What is the "Hacker Mindset"? An Illustrated Example Using Watch_Dogs.

Deadly Difference: Diversity in Real Crime Films

Alternative Roles of Women in West African History

Toxicity in Fandom

Feminist Parenting Meet Up

Breaking the Glass Slipper Podcast Live

Exploring the Classical World via Fanfiction

Steven Universe Sing-A-Long

Literally “Literally”: On Punching Grammar Nazis

Women Write About War

Identity Games: Jewish (Mis)representation in the Superhero Genre

Sex Lives of Goblins

Videogame Burlesque (18+)

Representing Your Race In SFF

Orkish History 101

Box Not Included Podcast Live

Access No Areas: Access Issues in Entertainment and Fandom

Queer Coding in Disney

Whitewashing in Fanworks

Feminist Heroes Talk

Empathy, Diversity and Finding Your People: A Critical Look at Sense8

Whedon Sing-a-long 5: I've got a theory…

Cosplayers: Larp!

Neurodiversity As Superpower

Show & Tell: My Favourite Fandom Artifact

Ageism in Fanworks Fandom

Original Poetry Open Mic

The Shoggoth in the Room: Problematic Aspects in Historical Media

Winter is Here: Game of Thrones Squee and Speculation Group

Inflatable Shark Olympics

Postcolonialism in Late 1980s Doctor Who

British Sign Language Song Workshop

Queer Dax - Gender and Sexuality in Joined Trill

Promiscuous Unicorns - Depictions of Bisexuality in SFF

Post-Con Self Care

Why Whedon Matters

Game Design Principles to Reduce Player Toxicity - Why Overwatch is Better Than DotA

Furry 101

Consent, Consciousness and Control in Joss Whedon's Dollhouse

Show and Tell: I Made This!

Robots, AI and the Labour Market

The Rise and Recognition of Women's Wrestling

Freaky Fabulous - Gender, Disability and Queer Representation in Monster High

Playing With Pride: LGBT Relationships in Gaming

Signal Boost: The Importance of Diverse Voices in Podcasting

The Transgressive Miss Fisher


9a12cd No.279480

File: 943a6ce9d5b20a8⋯.jpg (9.31 KB, 142x144, 71:72, 1318380799047.jpg)

>>279476

>Consent, Consciousness and Control in Joss Whedon's Dollhouse

WEW

I gotta save this whole list. It's really hard to pick a favorite.


74d089 No.279481

File: 90023198d3f536b⋯.gif (5.36 MB, 480x230, 48:23, cia.gif)

>>279476

Conventions were a mistake. They're nothing but trash.


c3c410 No.279484

File: 6eb596d85249141⋯.jpg (216.93 KB, 843x1200, 281:400, DGYxzmZXgAEGSNx.jpg)

File: 956197259b9bd82⋯.jpg (150.07 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DGYSMARXoAA-uW8.jpg)

File: 2c59662711e9d44⋯.jpg (166.74 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DGYSMBBXkAE6WoP.jpg)

File: 634d19154d1a3bc⋯.png (87.06 KB, 617x488, 617:488, not-ok.png)

>>279476

>>279480

>>279481

Just a run through the twitter hashtag. #NineWorlds


dccaf0 No.279486

File: bb1cc7aed590ba5⋯.jpg (39.48 KB, 500x499, 500:499, tumblr_inline_ostasjBRSY1q….jpg)

>>279476

It's a cuck gathering and nothing more, how sad. I can't wait until he starts with the self loathing on his writing because of this con.

>Empathy, Diversity and Finding Your People: A Critical Look at Sense8

I bet Jahans would attend that one just for the ally points and to show how "empathetic" he is.


31dc81 No.279490

>>279486

>can't wait until he starts with the self loathing on his writing BICKERS of this con

It's not his first time there though.


74d089 No.279491

>>279484

<priority access seating

>probably for obese blobs instead of actual physical disabilities

<I'M AT A CONVENTION IN PUBLIC BUT DON'T TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

<you can use any bathroom at any time

>but a man entering the woman's bathroom just to do it will be accused of pissrape

>there's a fucking "quiet room"

<please don't attempt to not make yourself smell like feces and masturbation

<wear your pronouns on your sleeve goy

<color coded discussion availability

<COPS ARE BAD REEEEEEEE

All these subhumans deserve the oven.


c3c410 No.279493

File: 1d698c1ca15b1d8⋯.jpg (139.98 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, youtu.be-S3yon2GyoiM.jpg)

>>279491

Imagine wandering into this place because you have to go to the bathroom.

> excuse me ma'am

< MA'AM I CLEARLY IDENTIFY AS XIR

> wot? ok, Sir, can you–

< REEEEEE

> Huh? Listen, hey ma'am, can I–

< MY BADGE SAYS DONT SPEAK TO ME

> What is your pro– Whatever. Excuse me, do you work here

< Yes. Can I help you?

> Yes, m8, where's your–

< Oh. My. GOD, are you wearing deodorant?

> I thought I was, do I smell?

< And is that fragrance soap?

> Do I what?

< I can't handle this, I'm stimming!

< Babs no! Geert, Aurora, get xir to the Quiet Room!

> Look I just want… Oh here it is. Why's this bloke in a mumu in here?


dccaf0 No.279499

>>279490

I know. It's just whenever he's taking in too much SJW vibes he always reminds himself how evil he is. So probably after this con we'll get some vids on him saying how shit he is because some panel called him sexist because he's white-cis.


0ec85b No.279566

File: 85b51f2836545cf⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, nectar.png)

File: 19663160483d335⋯.jpg (187.96 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, pronounstickers.jpg)

>>279484

Found some more madness… it gets worse. I found pictures of the safe space and the pronoun stickers.


30e6cc No.279573

File: fec4a0ac2e13a77⋯.jpg (47.17 KB, 500x376, 125:94, 3f6151176c56380504645544e8….jpg)

>>279493

>>279491

The fragrance/aerosol one is clearly just asking you not to spray them in public areas, not asking you not to use them period. There's plenty of other stuff here to take the piss out of them about.


c3c410 No.279580

File: eabcfdbb0e237fd⋯.png (25.91 KB, 660x656, 165:164, 1464909802420.png)

>>279573

Hey I had a good skit going. But beyond that, name one time you've ever seen a sign like this in the wild. It's fucking weird. I don't think you can come up with satire that tops a sign about aerosols in public triggering autism sensory stimming or the nasal fibromyalgia or whatever.


30e6cc No.279584

File: ca6fa0e3f6fce10⋯.jpg (47.23 KB, 650x651, 650:651, 37b5146b6bfa57ef8e112929af….jpg)

>>279580

Well, i saw some faggot in a fursuit outside a church near my Uni last year. Not some mascot, an actual furfag.

I'm pretty sure it was a guy with bright blue hair on my course, who calls himself "Fox Chaotica" It's even on the Uni records.

Also: I'd like to assume the aerosol thing is for Asthma more than Autism.


30e6cc No.279586

>>279584

I realise I misinterpreted what you asked me. I cant recall anything quite as gay as that particular sign.


512c15 No.279594

File: e7d457b59cd5651⋯.jpg (71.99 KB, 570x375, 38:25, dont like dont look bigot.jpg)

File: ef0829e1403e664⋯.jpeg (108.66 KB, 600x900, 2:3, get and lose gains at the….jpeg)

File: 501ec45aaf85137⋯.jpg (67.34 KB, 797x432, 797:432, dont judge.jpg)

>>279484

>>279491

>>279493

>Parents may feed children whenever and however they prefer

they didnt think this one through did they


74d089 No.279595

>>279566

>walk in

>grab one of the masks

>shout HEIL HITLER

>when people begin to protest, start baneposting


c3c410 No.279614

File: 94e09b4f5fb7576⋯.png (403.42 KB, 552x694, 276:347, what-did-he-mean-by-this.png)

No posts of any kind in nearly an entire day


9ca733 No.279620

File: e7e59789ff04273⋯.jpg (193.25 KB, 611x883, 611:883, keith.jpg)


4e039c No.279623

File: 548337341411733⋯.jpg (90.66 KB, 960x720, 4:3, gordo28.jpg)

>keith has drowned gordon


093409 No.279657

>>279476

people were a mistake


c3c410 No.279666

File: 39be9b4ce2d24d7⋯.png (109.15 KB, 624x316, 156:79, keef-drops-the-plot.png)

>>279620

Well this is uh


e6b49e No.279689

File: 39dbbf45dbe6209⋯.jpg (75.29 KB, 960x618, 160:103, 19961124_698520633677821_7….jpg)

A rare sip of absolute nectar; a father holding his son - (how ironic that the roles would be reversed 25 years later, when Our Keith was given his marching orders by the FarshDuke…)


e6b49e No.279691

File: a5c867253b2e299⋯.jpg (175.94 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 18485263_789987797823508_7….jpg)

The family.


ab2bcc No.279692

>>279691

I understand that Becky and Keith group together.


c3c410 No.279696

>>279689

Look at him, that penetrating gaze and practiced disdain for the camera. Keith may have already been working out the details of George Cogrill and his beloved mill. A mind electrified, always plotting. Wheels within wheels.


8357cb No.279718

>>279691

Alex looks somewhat normal in that picture.


9f258e No.279724

File: 8c663343ea856a6⋯.jpg (61.64 KB, 875x253, 875:253, spergparadise.jpg)

Fresh post


dccaf0 No.279726

File: 90765b87ce3ef00⋯.png (46.16 KB, 451x147, 451:147, X.png)

Our boy didn't make it…..


c3c410 No.279744

File: 02e53c442d0d1d9⋯.jpg (226.58 KB, 2048x1366, 1024:683, white-rice-and-stir-fry.jpg)

>>279724

This is a world of the mentally ill taping guard-rails to everything and every thought and feeling they have so they can all survive the weekend with minimal tard rages.


4e039c No.279772

>>279724

pretty insightful into the mind of these people tbh. They need an ultra safe space where any threat of banter is neutralised from miles away, underneath the constant gaze of morality police just to feel able to socialise normally with other spergs.


4e039c No.279773


186a1c No.279779

>>279773

>Tuesday 19th May 2015

>Fresh

Unless you meant to link this? https://peatmore.wordpress.com/2017/08/02/water/


9ca733 No.279792

File: 8a34cccfb1422f2⋯.jpg (152.23 KB, 1114x790, 557:395, fuck this.jpg)

>>279666 (Checked)

>>279726

This has got to be an omen 🐙

>>279744 (Checked)

I see that as just one terrifying conjoined creature shambling around horrifically wailing à la Carpenter's The Thing.

>>279772

So is it specifically for special needs people? When they have panels like "Post-Con Self Care" which I assume is about telling them to bathe, it's hard to believe these are normal adults.


0ec85b No.279803

>>279792

It's not for the severely disabled but a lot of attendees will be autistic because 'geek' stuff attracts people on the spectrum. A lot will be like Jahans where they rarely bathe and groom, even when going out.

And self-care is the Tumblr word for relaxation. To them, putting on comfy clothes and chilling with a movie or something is an important act because their lives are oh so stressful and they are constantly being attacked/harassed. Read a mean tweet? Self-care time. Boss told you to pick up the pace? Self-care time. It's because they are more prone to outbursts and tantrums so any pressure is like a ticking time bomb. Jahans does this too, where he HAS to play videogames, listen to podcasts and drink diet coke all day to compensate for….. unknown stresses?

It also sort of meshes with BDSM that is popular with 'nerd girls' for obvious reasons where when they let strangers do terrible things to them, then let them coddle them afterwards and be super nice to them. It's called 'post-care' I think and it's the roastie dream of being treated like a cumdump and still feeling like a pretty princess.


c3c410 No.279852

File: 104569e32e62486⋯.png (30.61 KB, 472x175, 472:175, self-loathing.png)

>>279499

You called it, here it comes (though he does do this every day as well).


2be847 No.279867

>>279718

He looks like the standard neckbeard you see around town sometimes. Makes me worry that those neckbeards are hiding something too.


9ca733 No.279881

File: 56b45b9f711fba9⋯.png (18.83 KB, 571x174, 571:174, stalked.png)

Nine Worlds Geek Fest 2017

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/nine-worlds-geek-fest-2017.html

>>279803

>self-care

>survival

>trolled

>harassed

So everything is exaggerated. They face no physical threat whatsoever yet use language like this. They have the temerity to call others privileged or entitled too. Talk about projection.


e6b49e No.279887

File: 75a7e755826c2fd⋯.jpg (183.25 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 19894691_823860251102929_6….jpg)

THICC


c3c410 No.279888

File: 33836a24b4dcaf5⋯.jpg (17.71 KB, 350x185, 70:37, SoylentGreen_156Pyxurz-350….jpg)

>>279881

Hoo boy, he's been without an outlet for a few days and it's just a torrent of "galloping shits" as he calls it coming out of his mouth.

Jahans is a bad writer, this isn't new but I don't think he has the slightest idea why. He jumps from topic to topic impatiently without attempting to connect them, and he does the same in his fiction. All of it is (mostly) intelligible on the level of sentences and sometimes paragraphs but the whole thing is like a guy that cut up pages of his diary and pasted them back together again at random. Or a guy babbling to himself in the park that continues his conversation with a park bench or a tree when all the people realize he's nuts and run away.

His videos are exactly the same as his writing, so this is a pure reflection of his mental process and thinking patterns. It strongly suggests someone who is able to mimic well and is able to be taught simple tricks but there is no overarching intelligence behind them. Like a parrot, a fat parrot that wants to eat parakeets or something.

The batshit crazy part about it is that he's poured out hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of words and nothing has changed. It's the equivalent of going out for an hour long jog every day for 5 years and gaining weight #bickers you get bored and sit in the grass and eat candy instead. It's REALLY hard to do ANYTHING that much and not improve, unless you're just doing it completely wrong, like playing basketball with a catcher's mitt.

Meanwhile he's convinced that his subject matter is what repels people rather than the writing itself. And the writing is of course an extension of the man: he's "problematic" not because he doesn't bathe, is becoming physically repulsive from neglect, is easily irritated and prone to tantrums. Nah, it's because he might say something "problematic" to trans people or be a bad ally.


0ec85b No.279889

>>279888

Speaking as someone who has read and enjoyed the entire works of Jahans, even not accounting for subject matter the writing is poor. It reads like a loose framework to hang the 'erotic' scenes on. Whenever an interesting sci-fi element is introduced like the Contravoxai/Vligury, Omega etc. they are swiftly pushed aside for more vore porn. The characters are flimsy too, in part because most of them are submissive women who all act the same (university educated, bubbly, initially hesistant but eventually compliant).

The biggest problem is the 'stitching' effect you mentioned though. There are lots of scene changes and bolted on bits that make it feel inorganic. At some points I really feel as if Jahans just wrote up until the point of climax and then stopped.


c3c410 No.279891

File: 725bf0f09061d4b⋯.jpg (59.98 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-rXc3juVJ7Us.jpg)

>>279889

>Jahans just wrote up until the point of climax and then stopped


eb2c9b No.279932

>>279852

I think the most fascinating aspect of Jahans is how can someone be so transparent yet hypocritical at the sale time.

He has said in some vids (like in the "autistic people are superior" one) that there is no point in hiding stuff bickers privacy doesnt exist anymore. He has confessed things nobody asked for (like the micropenis, his relationship with Keith, not wanting to move furniture etc) Yet he keeps justifying his vore porn and virtue signalling. Can't he just post his "fiction" under a pseudonym?


186a1c No.279957

>>279891

Jesus H. Christ, did he really just pile his cumrags next to his bed?


4e039c No.279972

>>279881

This continues to be an interesting insight into the world of SJWs as type, they are such broken retarded people they that genuinely do feel 'unsafe' in everywhere that isn't a plush cuddly police state. I used to thing it was just a disingenuous push for censorship but there clearly is actually a psychological need for it under there.

Its interesting that Gordo goes into deep moral guilt over the byzantine conduct codes of social progressivism and whether his slash fics are 'problematic' but has absolutely no remorse for his family and other genuine areas of moral failure. I think this highlights another part of their mindset, leftism is an outlet for the real moral guilt they feel which allows them to feel pure self-loathing and thus 'redemption', but without any actual change of behaviour. Rather their real pathologies are excused and justified while the resulting guilt is violently expressed and used as a means of control.

As for Jahans I think this brief moment of 'redemption' is just going to make him all the more pissy when he's pushed back into the real world of universal credit, The Move and Keith. He's tasted an artificial paradise that will only make his private hell seem all the more hellish.


9ca733 No.279991

File: 7a1064fcb17d67a⋯.png (26.42 KB, 520x362, 260:181, ironic1.png)

File: 20744b2bcadb84d⋯.png (36.5 KB, 515x501, 515:501, ironic2.png)

>>279932

I think that's explained by two things: his lack of empathy and his stupidity.

He doesn't care what other people think bickers he cannot empathise with them as a result of autism. However he does care about his own ego so being publicly mocked is upsetting to him. As a defensive measure he can ignore anyone who he classifies as trolls but not the general public or anyone who is proved to be a non-troll. That's why he deleted a bunch of his most "popular" videos after there was a large increase in traffic.

His massive hypocrisy is the result of stupidity. A normal person would immediately see how they've contradicted themselves or how what they've said is extremely ironic. Jahans is simply too dumb to see it. Look at these two recent faceberg posts as an example.

>>279957

This is a good example of above. His total lack of empathy meant he was unable to realise the audience or his parents might have a problem with this. He was completely bore-sighted on the positives of his hormone treatment and reinforcing his own argument at the time. He doesn't have a sense of smell due to his condition so it doesn't effect him. His lack of shame is a product of this bickers to feel shame you have to consider other people's thoughts and feelings as real as your own.

>>279957

That's a really great post and does explain the essence of SJWism very well, but I'm not sure Jahans has any real guilt. It could all be down to him being rejected by the trannies and the logical conundrum that places him in. He's still stewing over that once incident. He wouldn't be signalling any regret at all if it wasn't for that. He fits into the leftist framework you describe perfectly though. It really is a cult.

To summarise all this there is a subtle difference

>Gordo goes into deep moral guilt

>Gordo claims to go into deep moral guilt

I don't know his mind of course but everything he's said and done makes a lot more sense when you see it though the lens of him having zero empathy.


9ca733 No.279992

>>279991

Meant to reply to >>279972 in that last section.


4e039c No.279995


7ae4ad No.279996

File: 8e170c572134a1b⋯.jpg (26.85 KB, 508x524, 127:131, 1484071161346.jpg)

>>279991

>it's the school's fault i take sadistic pleasure in the suffering of others


c3c410 No.280006

>>279991

> Sexism was taught to me by culture

> Discrimination, fear and sadism was taught by school

Jahans believes he was born pure and innocent and all the significant flaws in his personality were "taught" by a corrupting society.

This is like Reverse Al Bundy Syndrome. Some guys live their whole lives on the glory of having peaked in high school. Jahans is 25 years old and is still a sniveling wreck because of high school "violence".


6167c9 No.280053

>>279887

She looks like a typical council estate inhabitant

>top from a supermarket

>jogging pants

>NHS glasses

>home died hair


74d089 No.280058

File: f8a7929b73a51b6⋯.webm (887.33 KB, 568x320, 71:40, google red.webm)

>don't follow Jahans threads too deeply, never care about autistic irony shit like "esoteric jahanism" and mostly skip over things unless it's a slow, boring day

>somehow he appears in a dream, living in a trailer instead of some apartment

>he leaves his room to get food or something

>troll him by stealing shit like a toy gun from his room and putting it in the next room


4e039c No.280112

File: 81d7150311aa67b⋯.jpg (37.62 KB, 640x480, 4:3, gordo22.jpg)

>>280058

ESOTERIC tbh lad


26c21a No.280361

Has jahans quit youtube?


c3c410 No.280362

File: 04c85b7b3baf4b8⋯.png (48.26 KB, 475x317, 475:317, fat-cunt-dreams-of-sharks.png)

>>280361

nah just needs more naps

I think he had a wet dream


dccaf0 No.280368

>>280362

>he has a dream about fending off sharks that are trying to eat him

>he thinks that means "women are lovely"

How the fuck did he even come to that conclusion? Is he both a woman and a shark in that scenario? Noticed how he didn't bring up men in his lil wet dream.


0ec85b No.280382

>>280058

Weird, in his holiday video he said Helen wanted to live in a caravan on a caravan site (U.K equivalent to trailer parks with same sort of residents). The gun is weird because as you know, Alex despises firearms. What did it look like? Very very interesting. Please impart any more sacred visions you receive so they can be dissected for Jahanic truths.

>>280362

>>280368

Nah, you are reading it wrong. The dream has nothing to do with 'cute women', Jahans is just commenting on the fact that he is dreaming about something OTHER than submissive women. It's actually worth posting about that it wasn't about submissive women, that's how obsessed Jahans is with the concept of sluts, it's beyond sexual fantasy.

I think it is a masculinity thing. Jahans' one claim to manliness is his fetish fiction about dominating and enslaving women. He brags about it all the time of his twitter and youtube with a little 'i'm going to hell', i'm problematic' embellishment but he still brags. It's like a stamp of manhood. It's sad because what would really make me see Jahans as more of a man is basic shit - getting a job, practicing good hygience, looking after and getting on with Keith and Helen, losing weight etc.


74d089 No.280398

File: 6a61ad7ac96da5b⋯.jpg (190.86 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault (4).jpg)

>>280382

It was like a longer, stretched version of a Skorpion without the folding stock, but again a toy/prop version of it with a detachable hollow plastic mag.


47d505 No.280419

File: 920cce6e0568937⋯.png (51.35 KB, 710x299, 710:299, kallmans masturbation habi….PNG)

>>280382

The obsession with showing off his sexuality and fetishes is actually interesting. He's mentioned a few times that, prior to diagnosis, he desperately looked for something to give him the sexual stimulation he knew he was supposed to have. He said Jaws gave him some kind of thrill and, through that validation, based his entire sexuality around it. The microphilia/hamster thing is probably a simple results of mistaking affection towards them for sexual attraction.

I've also noticed that Jahans tends to play up the submissiveness angle with his fiction, when the focus is clearly on the vore/cannibalism. There's also his paper-thin "bisexuality" (i.e. prison gay).

I say this is interesting because I happened across a paper about the psychological and sexual effects of Kallmann's syndrome (https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/BF01638061) where the patients (admittedly only a sample size of 13) nearly unanimously exhibited little to no sexual activity or interest, including masturbation, even after treatment. Jahans seems to be the exception here, as he frequently bemoans his lust and is incapable of shutting up about his fantasies. I wonder if this is a result of his autism crossing wires with his Kallmann-impaired sexuality and turning a special interest into a fetish.


0ec85b No.280445

>>280398

Odd. Dreams are weird like that.

>>280419

Checks out. Jahans really is the thinking man's lolcow. JAWS and Hamsters definitely played a big part. Jahans did a series of posts on his fetishes, obviously unreliable narrator and all that but I think it gives some good insight.

Jahans On Submissive Women

And when you’re a fucking weirdo desperate to feel normal you will turn to dark corners to get any kind of reaction that indicates normality. Like “See, I nearly came at the idea of a woman being a pet, that means I like girls and am thus normal".

Indeed as I will cover in later parts I try never to actually write sex on the page as it were. For me this is about the fantasy of someone so sweet and loving that they would sacrifice themselves just to make another happy. It’s about an beautiful, adorable, wise and clever friend who will never leave you, no matter how much you fuck things up. And yes it is about the male heteronormative fantasy of the princess as reward. It is the fantasy that someone would sacrifice so much for me when I hate so very much of myself. To me this isn’t about sex or subjugating women, it’s about love and friendship and the idea that someone will still accept me despite the flaws I see in myself. 

Jahans On Microphilia

The shrinking is a transformative experience that drains away her power and privilege leaving her submissive before him until she is a foot in height, maybe half that, and ready to become his pet. At this point my preference is that she stop ageing as well.

This is a fetish, at least for me, about the loss of agency and power of a woman, about her being reduced to a pet depending on a man, tiny plaything who can sass and complain but is ultimately under another’s control.

How Jahans Got Into BDSM and Vore/Cannibalism

I didn’t like vore originally, I hated it, it was my no yay. It disgusted me. Utterly. I wrote it because of vampires and Hannibal Lecter, the three reasons I gave above and because Jaws taught me at a young age that being eaten alive was an utterly fucking terrifying concept. I wrote it because I wrote dark angsty monster characters. Then something happened.

Around the time the Fifty Shades Of Grey film was coming out cracked.com wrote an articles on BDSM. They related one story of someone who had been doing a project for a club and had to give a speech that would drain them emotionally and asked for aftercare for a woman by being allowed to dominate them. My brain imploded and I still get the chills just thinking about it. Not because someone could ask such a question but because this unknown woman said yes.

Jahans on his Violent/Destructive Sexual Impulses

A victim of rape and fan of BDSM described the stuff I write, upon hearing a brief description, as violent and harmful. I respectfully disagree. Men are violent, humanity is violent but fiction and video games are not violent because they take our violent impulses and seek to satisfy them through abstraction.

So yes I like the idea of seeing beautiful women hurt, I like the idea of being convinced by a beautiful woman that I should hurt her for her sexual pleasure but I know that I will always be safe around even the most beautiful and submissive of women because my impulses when the bloodlust rises are to write.

However all this is getting away from the point I was making about what marked the turn. Of course I want to destroy beauty, of course I want to savage and dominate. Those are not acceptable or nice urges and I manage them very well but they are human urges. The desire to lash out against a beauty that is not your own to enjoy, to punish for making you feel bad about yourself.

Full Blogposts

http://archive.is/RtzwJ

http://archive.is/psb1D

http://archive.is/3yiM4

https://archive.is/WuRQn


363083 No.280461

File: d87923269df9761⋯.png (92.86 KB, 1214x357, 1214:357, s.PNG)

kek


363083 No.280462

File: 3e5c4e4c02967d6⋯.png (199.55 KB, 480x554, 240:277, 1481435374192.png)

>>280053

We can't all be aristocrats, Adam…


ab2bcc No.280470

File: 57104fafff53e70⋯.png (91.81 KB, 1282x312, 641:156, 2.png)

File: f6d009a1cc8ded6⋯.png (90.13 KB, 1096x324, 274:81, 4.png)

>>280461

Holy shit! Why did I not know that existed until now?


ab2bcc No.280472

File: adb39aed52e1f0d⋯.png (88.67 KB, 1055x373, 1055:373, 5.png)

File: 7a0784c0080e28d⋯.png (88.2 KB, 1171x401, 1171:401, 6.png)

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e6b49e No.280578

File: 21252b64113e78a⋯.png (321.76 KB, 514x498, 257:249, 1472388263337.png)

Has anyone got an archive of Godwinson/Black Adam's old videos? I want to watch his Jahans at 25 analysis if possible.

I thought he'd be back by now - dunno what he's playing at tbh.


1e406d No.280582

File: dec7142ef543c84⋯.png (90.25 KB, 1077x316, 1077:316, ClipboardImage.png)


005f18 No.280584

File: a6e384a8871e329⋯.png (21.67 KB, 218x265, 218:265, NjNZ3.png)

>>280472

>black immigrant too masturbate after a nap then I….


0ec85b No.280640

>>280578

Nope, but he literally just reads Jahans birthday tweets in that video and comments a little bit oj them. You can go read them now and get the same impression.


dccaf0 No.280645

File: ba839b9eb53bae1⋯.png (13.87 KB, 588x108, 49:9, jt.png)

Once Jahans learns that his political beliefs shouldn't dictate his likes and dislikes he'll be a happier person.


0b6b66 No.280658

>>280645

>another le self hating martyr-nuke episode

This is getting boring. Is there anything interesting on the jahansphere? What about his extended family?


4a17ca No.280662

File: db2bd46e5f38895⋯.jpg (12.58 KB, 200x199, 200:199, Everyone on funnyjunk s re….jpg)

I need the videos guys. I've been trolling my prescription and drinking too much lately without my dose of adam + alex


9ca733 No.280724

File: 313efd53334d480⋯.png (10.66 KB, 519x145, 519:145, shout out.png)

>>280419

Why is he different from a psychopath who is turned on by violence, destruction and torture? They almost always start by abus ing animals. It could be argued microphilia and cannibalism are simply expressions of this.

It's very interesting that once again he is exceptional in regards to his condition. Wikpedia says "A small percentage of boys with KS/CHH will be born with micropenis (fewer than 5 to 10% of cases)".

>>280445

That's an amazing series of extracts.

>cracked.com wrote an articles on BDSM

Absolutely hilarious that he figures things out about himself by reading fucking cracked. He's a living parody.

>I like the idea of seeing beautiful women hurt

That's what it's all about. His anti-white racism and left wing beliefs both stem from his Elliot Rodger style hatred of white women (ie wants but can't have). People talk a lot of exaggerated shit about misogyny but Jahans is what a real misogynist looks like.

Jahans is a monster, there's no doubt about that. He can virtue signal and lie all he likes but it makes no difference, it's obvious.


dccaf0 No.280729

>>280724

>Why is he different from a psychopath who is turned on by violence, destruction and torture? They almost always start by trolling animals.

But he has. He buried his goldfish alive cuz he wanted to make compost.


970e2a No.280737

>>280729

>Killed an animal to make compost

Why the fuck would he do that? Who the fuck uses animals for compost?

Fuck that is horrific.


512c15 No.280738

File: 2d039a9fbd6f3c6⋯.png (244.68 KB, 625x306, 625:306, Jahanic Power.png)

>>280737

==EXODUS 7:18

The fish that are in Woking will die, and the Cogrill's Mill will become foul, and the Neurotypicals will find difficulty in drinking water from the rivers of esotericism.==


0b6b66 No.280747

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Post some /underrated Jahanica/

No, I am not going to delete my videos

In which the prophet explains to potential employers how he is good at viral marketing bickers he has the exact audience he expected, contradicting what he said dozens of times. This is one of the videos that made me kek the most.

>From 11:00 it gets good

Also smug jahans is best jahans


dccaf0 No.280758

File: 6a01b2755e71f3f⋯.gif (1019.44 KB, 960x640, 3:2, Phoenix-Wright-HD-Sprites-….gif)

>>280747

This video is a goldmine of contradictions.


c3c410 No.280761

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>280747

Nice. I've started a small essential jahans playlist, his heated recap of his physical confrontation with Keef is great.


9160d8 No.280763

>>280737

>Who the fuck uses animals for compost?

Never heard of Squanto? Fish is actually a great fertilizer component. The real question is why the fuck didn't he kill the fish first.


c3c410 No.280764

File: edd438ec513f5a7⋯.jpg (58.58 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-1ztjNT1bb64 (1).jpg)

File: afadcc7080d9b0d⋯.jpg (54.56 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-1ztjNT1bb64 (2).jpg)

File: 44307a8b56ac106⋯.jpg (59.67 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-1ztjNT1bb64 (4).jpg)

File: 401f41f944c2f75⋯.jpg (59.25 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-1ztjNT1bb64 (3).jpg)

>>280761

Some truly jahanic caps in this one. His rage literally distorts light and time.


9160d8 No.280788

File: b360598b41a90cc⋯.jpg (203.54 KB, 485x662, 485:662, gentlemanni.jpg)

>>279991

>I come from a position of relative privilege

Let's see

>ugly

>autistic

>low test

>has a microdick

>only sex he's ever had is from raping helpless animals

>fat and has huge mantits

>penniless

>unemployable

>family won't be leaving any notable inheritance

>almost universally despised

Truly he is the spitting image of the privileged gentleman.


ab2bcc No.280789

>>280747

>4:15 minutes:

>"…doesn't this affect your chances of getting a job? … it might affect my chances of getting a job with someone who's pro-gun, who is someone who is incredibly incredibly wealthy, and doesn't like not being incredibly incredibly wealthy. It might affect my chances of getting a job with someone who is offended by the idea that someone is weird on the internet. To this I say 'so fucking what?'!"

Might it affect your chances of getting a job with people who think women should be cherished, protected, and taken care of, instead of raped, enslaved, and eaten?


4e039c No.280791

>>280658

We're in an island of calm before the storm of his Universal Benefit application and mutterings of The Move.


cb4d22 No.280794

File: 7ac1171a10728c5⋯.png (211.49 KB, 463x407, 463:407, check.png)


85789d No.280839

File: 06491c199ed1786⋯.png (45.7 KB, 861x254, 861:254, whiteprivilege.png)

can't he think an example other than "stealing chocolate bars"


ff7de0 No.280848

File: 67d8dbd8aa71c3e⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 1405x1119, 1405:1119, kyutjhbnm.jpg)

If he doesn't upload new stuff soon i might actually kill myself…


0ec85b No.280855

>>280848

Keep steady bro, keep on reading the tweets and the blogposts to tide you over. The videos to come are sure to be a real treat. Don't know what's keeping Alex though. Has he gotten so lazy now that even making videos is too much? Maybe he's busy writing Weresylph Dawning but maybe that's giving too much credit.


85789d No.280856

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>280747

GORDO "INTERACTING" WITH PEOPLE IRL

<This was filmed a few minutes after that vlog that so many found so funny. I may be a boring socially disadvantaged slightly strange young man but I spend my days reading and writing about life and death struggles across the boundaries of space and time not sitting in the cold laughing at idiots like an idiot. Probably an own goal in terms of my social life but an interesting social experiment in terms of what constitutes quality televisual programming.


7a0ac3 No.280864

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gv15M-7tGA

gordo is shaken to the core by a right-winger killing someone. i can only imagine how disgusted he was after two teenage whites were tortued and executed in the name of BLM


dccaf0 No.280868

File: 22b133aa59c0223⋯.jpg (22.65 KB, 500x326, 250:163, large.jpg)

>>280864

>he seriously believes "nazis" are after him


dccaf0 No.280880

File: 5820a1c480cce31⋯.webm (6.23 MB, 778x720, 389:360, sermon.webm)

JAHANIC SERMON


c3c410 No.280881

>>280880

Kind of really want to ween him now, but how? I'd turn him in for benefits fraud but he can barely remember to mail in pieces of paper or attend meetings provided weeks of advance notice and loses them anyway.


512c15 No.280887

>>280880

Shit like this always reminds me of how much of a sefl-righteous, psychotic drama-tard Jahans actually is.


512c15 No.280888

File: c6b929a3d5f8594⋯.png (159.35 KB, 981x1107, 109:123, 096.png)

>>280880

>>280887

Also…

>You do not have any rights because you want to deprive people you don't like of the right to live

If irony had a physical weight it would crush Jahans' 500 pound lardass into the fucking ground, I swear to God this is insufferable.


2fd768 No.280891

>>279691

Someone hit the wall!


9ca733 No.280898

File: 974c73935fe6b3b⋯.jpg (141.47 KB, 662x905, 662:905, nazis and autism.jpg)

>>280788 (Checked)

That's part of the penance and self-flagellation thing he has going. It also seems emotionally manipulative to make people say to him "oh no Alex you're not privileged you poor baby". However he is privileged in that his parents have provided everything for him and he isn't homeless. Also he was able to emotionally and physically abu se them without consequence to himself, apart from destroying their mental health and marriage, but he doesn't care about that.

>>280864

>>280880

He needs almost all of his time and energy to write stories about the torture and cannibalism of women so it's hard enough to even tidy his room let alone get a job. And now this?! The terrorist attacks by BLM, Antifa and ISIS don't seem to bother him though.

I know this is going to sound a bit cynical but it does seem like an awfully convenient distraction from the JQ and the fact that he's a fucking cannibal.

>>280881

He is such an evil lying bastard but at least it's all contained within him room and internet presence. Everything he says is so offensive and disgusting you'd have to be tough as nails not to be bothered by it. But if you ignored him he would go away. That's how I think about it.


ab2bcc No.280900

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

They Marched Proudly With Flaming Torches


ab2bcc No.280902

>>280900

Suggestion for .webms:

<~13:00

>To the point that even I, bein all this socially progressive, I'm like: I would rather… I would rather have the end scene of a romantic story be one person eats the other than have one person has safe sane consentual sex with the other.


9ca733 No.280908

File: f548cdee9cbbe8c⋯.webm (2.54 MB, 600x600, 1:1, progressive.webm)

File: c9511924d4db1c6⋯.webm (403.35 KB, 600x600, 1:1, violence.webm)

>>280902

He's spent so long in his left wing bubble and building his rationalisation narrative that he thinks it's perfectly fine to talk about cannibalism as if it's a normal thing. Absolutely sickening. We're used to listening to Jahans but can we all stop and appreciate just how dangerous his line of thinking is. This is serial killer level.


4e039c No.280931

>>280856

Find this more interesting than the latest jahany


ab2bcc No.280932

>>280908

>He's spent so long in his left wing bubble and building his rationalisation narrative that he thinks it's perfectly fine to talk about cannibalism as if it's a normal thing.

It's weird to me that he actually managed to reach this conclusion. I thought he realised (after having his stories signed by the tranny) that his degeneracy is a minority thing. I actually felt a bit ill when first hearing your first clip.


c3c410 No.280934

>>280932

Keith's gotta be aware of this shit, right? Between weaving the latest permutations of George Cogrill and his beloved mill, he must have the least bit of curiosity about what his grave disappointment of a son is up to.

>>280908

This is what really made me want to ween on Gord. Maybe this is fate. Maybe this is what he he is. Just like autistic manbabies can famously look to CWC and assure themselves they're not THAT bad, degenerate pervs can see this shapeless lardass who looks like a snail that lost its shell and spends HOURS justifying why he should be entitled to eat human flesh and conclude they're really okay.

I don't know. I somehow just want to be the cold slap of reality that asserts that it's not okay.


9ca733 No.280954

File: 63815a23392f5d2⋯.webm (1.34 MB, 640x272, 40:17, [nazi laughter].webm)

>>280932

He mentioned on his blog a few times obsessing over not knowing the full reason as to why he was cut off by the trannies. He said that was worse than anything any troll could ever do to him. I think he genuinely does not know the vast majority of people see him as a creepy violent fetishistic monster at best, and at worst a potential serial killer. He does not understand how seriously people react to his animal ab use, his cannibalism and his violent ideation generally. He blocks anyone who tries to explain it bickers he categorises them as trolls. He believes every single person online is one of his fictional evil white male nazis engaged in some kind of elaborate deception.

This is all completely insane. I don't know what other word there is for it. After a while you can't just put it down to a kind of autistic logical cascade. It is insane to publicly admit to abus ing animals. Doing such a thing is bad enough but telling everyone? It is insane to believe cannibalism is acceptable. Again, just writing the stories is terrible, but doing it under his own name? And mentioning in videos, on faceberg and twatter? Handing one of them to that blue haired lad in person and expecting him to appreciate it? Even a basic JAHANSFACT™ like believing he can't get a job bickers quantum computers is insane.

>>280934

I understand where you're coming from.

On several occasions I have briefly agonised over whether or not to report him to the police. Some of the things he has written and said are clearly against the law in the UK both when he incites violence and his cannibal stories too. Agree or disagree with those types of law but in this case him being forced to get mental health treatment would be a good thing.

The reason why I didn't is because I thought I shouldn't be devoting time and mental energy to him. Better to just make the odd post, make some memes, and leave it at that. Another factor was not wanting to be associated with any of the people who have trolled him in real life (by sending him things or turning up at his house).

At the end of the day, vid related is all we can do.


dccaf0 No.280966

File: f41d40da4c079f3⋯.png (17.64 KB, 497x157, 497:157, Jahans doesn't like penis.png)

>Jahans starts fantasizing about dudes

>genderbends them to better fit his "criteria"

>he somehow thinks genderbending is worse than his normal fetishes

The one time he shows off that he's "bi" be quickly gets rid of that thought. Goes to show you that he really does not like penis.


c8cf3d No.280975

File: 7f349619cc43a91⋯.png (1.19 MB, 963x719, 963:719, bongthots.png)

>>280856

the fuck is he doing?


85789d No.281061

>>280954

>>280934

What do you guys think about starting a Changeorg petition?


dccaf0 No.281074

File: 132e897854eef48⋯.jpg (57.52 KB, 480x479, 480:479, 1466896487136.jpg)

>>280975

Imagining how those 2 girls taste.


c3c410 No.281077

>>281061

The only effect would be to shame him, but as he said when he ate a small pie, he can't be humiliated or shamed anymore. I don't think public shaming will ever be a corrective on his behavior and attitudes again.


9ca733 No.281096

File: efc98f381a79c64⋯.png (24.08 KB, 583x376, 583:376, transjahans.png)

File: 915a998e2a01bed⋯.jpg (87.4 KB, 583x422, 583:422, shark.jpg)

File: 1771f2f085fd7c2⋯.png (10.33 KB, 514x166, 257:83, bickers quantum computers.png)

File: 9048679cb11841c⋯.png (14.29 KB, 519x254, 519:254, good use of time.png)

Why should his family learn to use computers? I thought there was no point bickers quantum computers?

>>280966 (Checked)

I think his hesitance is related to worrying about being "transphobic". The gender bending thing was one element of Laura Queen of Earth that got him into trouble. He's fantasising about men being turned into women. On the face of it looks like autogynephilia.

>>281077 (Checked)

Has his behaviour ever been corrected by anything? He just continues on the same way no matter what.


c3c410 No.281111

>>281096

>Has his behaviour ever been corrected by anything? He just continues on the same way no matter what.

Depends on what you think he's capable of. I think NEETdom is restraining some of his bestial urges because of the sheer difficulty of "experimenting" while sharing a house with your mum.

Would it be surprising if Keith's "bullying" and "troll" consisted of little more than a father setting boundaries and a son fuming about it?


9ca733 No.281114

>>281111 (Checked)

He's restrained for sure but I see that as simply slowing him down rather than correcting or changing him in a positive direction.

Definitely agree it's likely Keith has never bullied or abu sed Jahans. That's so clear from the difference in disposition between the two. Keith isn't the one screaming about genocide and how people deserve to die or jerking off to women being tortured and cannibalised. The poor man just did the best he could with the terrible luck of having such a fucked up son. On top of that there are Helen's mental health problems. It seems likely they were brought on by the constant waking nightmare of living with Jahans. Many of his videos were made in the early hours, depriving everyone in the house of sleep. We can only imagine how Jahans reacted when he was asked to be quiet.


0ec85b No.281123

>>281096

I can see Jahans being envious of beautiful women for their ability to live off others without recourse but is autogynephilia even possible if you don't watch conventional pornography? I don't even think Jahans is all that submissive. Isn't it more likely he gets off on feminizing men? His fantasy of women being his obedient slaves sort of removes his anxieties over his ability to get attractive women, so maybe this is his way of removing the stress of competition with other men - in his multiverse stories he can just turn them into female sex slaves. The Romans believed there was nothing more Tranny than fucking another man as the dominant partner, so maybe Jahans believes the same (but they have to women first so it's not gay).

>>281111

Keith does tons of nice shit for Jahans, not just things he is obligated to do as a father either. His hatred of Keith seems to trace back to one specific incident where Jahans was in the foetal position on his bed and Keith called him a 'pathetic baby' amongst other things. Keith isn't abusive, he just tells it like it is like we do. Think about how hyperbolic he is about us, then think how much he says about Keith must be utter lies too. Same goes for Helen, largely because of financial things. He got angry when she was planning a holiday for herself in Peru and wouldn't pay for him to go to NineWorlds Geekfest (with her money). Rant speaks for himself;

I did not honestly think I was going to go to Nine Worlds Geek Fest last year but then I did and I certainly did not expect I would be going to Nine Worlds Geek Fest this year but then my mum said she would pay. And then she changed her mind. Apparently she couldn't afford it. Then she goes on to tell me in great detail about her plans to go on holiday to Peru and other places. And she isn't just spitballing either. She's already been on holiday once this year. When I point out this fun little factual inaccuracy she tells me it's because I won't go on jobseekers. Some fun facts ladies and gentle men:

1. The money earned from Jobseeker's allowance is a fucking pittance.

2. Making youtube videos or volunteering is limited. There are actual limits placed on how much work you are allowed to put in to clawing your way out of being unemployed if you claim Jobseeker's Allowance.

3. We have workfare in Woking.

4. I went along to one of their highly recommended employability lectures that you have to go to to keep Jobseekers. It did not herlp and I got my smartphone stolen.

5. If she is worried about money she can save more than she'd get by putting me on jobseekers if she just stopped buying stupid tat that she doesn't need.

This is not about the jobseekers issue though because I am not debating that. Just no. Never. I know my reasons though I appreciate others have no choice. This is about my mother, the woman who wanted to crush my dreams as a child lest they give me false hope, giving me hope then taking it away and deciding to be a dick about it. Yes, rich retired woman with a job, lavishing people with tales of your expensive holidays, please tell me more about how the young man who works his guts out so he can make a pittance from youtube and build up his cv is not allowed to have the thing you promised him because he won't take money from the state when it would hold back his chances of getting a career, please, rich person, break your promises while telling the poor they are lazy.


0ec85b No.281124

>>281123

That should say m a n l y instead of tranny but hotpockets put wordfilters on that one for some reason


7f2de7 No.281150

>>281123

>tell me more about how the young man who works his guts out so he can make a pittance from youtube and build up his cv

does jahans have a brother or something?


512c15 No.281191

File: ddf69fdddad71dd⋯.jpg (764.74 KB, 2500x1680, 125:84, jahans (1).jpg)

File: 11ae2f99f25790b⋯.png (44.01 KB, 513x439, 513:439, jahans NT rant.PNG)

File: f81e73a0fe37de0⋯.png (50.17 KB, 594x728, 297:364, jahans.png)

>>281123

>please tell me more about how the young man who works his guts out so he can make a pittance from youtube

>please, rich person, break your promises while telling the poor they are lazy.

Absolutely fucking disgusting to talk about your own innocent, retired, mother that way – a mother who, after a lifetime of working, extended YOU the PRIVILEGE and generosity to stay within HER house, while all you do is rant and rave about how absolutely entitled and privileged she is.

Irredeemable and unforgivable. Jahans constantly reminds us why he is a literal tumor upon his surroundings; he loves to talk about toxic masculinity natzees bickers privileged white males – but in reality, it's all projection. He is the privileged white male. He is the genocidal psychopath. He is the toxic cannibalist-rapist. He is the sick, pitiful, trolling, and mentally warped Brit that puts his family through living Hell, day after day, and year after year; not Keith and Helen, but Jahans.


62297a No.281195


ab2bcc No.281200

>>281191

>Absolutely fucking disgusting to talk about your own innocent, retired, mother that way – a mother who, after a lifetime of working, extended YOU the PRIVILEGE and generosity to stay within HER house, while all you do is rant and rave about how absolutely entitled and privileged she is.

I'm guessing being forced to move out of your parents house builds a lot of character, because that's the point where crying to get things you want truely stops working. I wonder what effect it would have on Jahans.


2fd768 No.281202

>>281191

>He is the privileged white male.

Jahans isn't white, he's 1/4 Indian.


512c15 No.281207

>>281202

He's standard Brit mysterymeat, I know, he's gone on about it forever. But he himself genuinely believes in his white identity and the shame attached with it (which is different from (((shapeshifting))) whenever its in your favor)


9ca733 No.281229

File: 6c55466efe1f3c1⋯.png (19.2 KB, 517x324, 517:324, food ship.png)

File: 1b89440c619c15b⋯.jpg (180.19 KB, 1430x739, 1430:739, incredible sulk.jpg)

File: e1706b9c3b07daa⋯.jpg (179.46 KB, 1289x845, 1289:845, jahanic pose.jpg)

File: b4e70186d11b23a⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 3000x1682, 1500:841, jahans.jpg)

File: 2c452a127fe1751⋯.jpg (115.9 KB, 857x712, 857:712, tic tac.jpg)


7f2de7 No.281231

>>281229

>went for a walk

>went to the doctor

>bought some food with someone else's money

how does he find the strength?


74da06 No.281238

>>281202

i thought it was 1/8


ab2bcc No.281246

>>281202

>>281238

I didn't think we had any evidence of this at all.

>>281229

>>281231

Regarding his "abusive father": notice that the "troll" is so lax that he speaks of it in the same manner as taking a walk and going to the doctor.


c3c410 No.281267

>>281229

> missed another Universal Credit appointment

It's too much effort for Jahans to go to pick up free money. For anyone else I'd say this is self-sabotage (given Jahans agonizing over the rigors and hell of going on benefits for YEARS) but I just think he's that much of a loser. From what I gather it's pretty hard to fall completely through the social safety net in the UK without having a major drug problem or the like, but he's obviously going to the minute the umbilical cord with mum & dad are cut.


6cfbea No.281281

>>281229

>negative spoons

What did he mean by this?


f5f420 No.281293

>>280975

Some people get into their middle aged man jerking it to teenagers in the library phase early in life


ab2bcc No.281305

>>281246

>"troll"

Didn't notice, but a-b-u-s-e got wordfiltered.


9160d8 No.281313

>>281281

"Spoons" in this context refers to the stress autistic people go through. Say you have 6 "spoons" in the morning. If you have to interact with someone that'll cost you a "spoon" or two. When you have none left you need to do something relaxing to re-gain your "spoons". The term comes from a woman with an actual disorder who had to explain the concept of having a certain amount of energy in a cafe, where the only thing within arm's reach she could use to demonstrate the concept were spoons. That woman had a real condition where she'd suffer from pathological fatigue, but now autists use it to explain how they get anxious around people.


fbd342 No.281314

File: c5b947c149c0393⋯.jpg (103.91 KB, 891x494, 891:494, 1.jpg)

File: 79211b348a1eacc⋯.jpg (92.29 KB, 695x527, 695:527, 2.jpg)

File: ec2957c10e2fb74⋯.jpg (17.25 KB, 459x121, 459:121, 3.jpg)

>>281246

>I didn't think we had any evidence of this at all.

It's not confirmed bickers he won't ever talk about it but he probably does have poo in a loo heritage.


c3c410 No.281318

File: ac3a770a271ddda⋯.png (46.43 KB, 475x280, 95:56, tshots.png)

>>281313

Wow, I thought it was just a typo but I think you're right. I've seen that, I think it was on a TV show or illustrated as such. Not surprising this way of thinking is germane among those who play a shit ton of video games.

This way of looking at life is actually crucial to Jahans' psychology and behavior. He's explained that he has poured a bunch of points into stamina so he can now do one "big" thing a day, and a "big" thing is defined as taking a shower, going to the shops, etc. It's all nonsense, of course. Anyone who's ever worked out when they didn't want to (or done anything they didn't feel capable of) is aware these are mental limitations rather than physical ones.

This is common among NEETs too, needless to say – that they need some "decompression" after doing a simple task because of the "stress." Half of Jahans' rants are about the lack of respect his family has for his depleted state and need to decompress and recharge.

Also Jahans missed his appointment for his t shot injection (also free: thank you NHS!) because he got lost in his own neighborhood again. He found his way home "almost by accident."


dccaf0 No.281324

>>281314

>It's not confirmed bickers he won't ever talk about it but he probably does have poo in a loo heritage.

It is confirmed through his dad. Keith had a site that chronicled the Jahanic line and sometime during the British occupation of India a local got in.


9ca733 No.281377

File: 4de0c88f19f2d24⋯.png (60.04 KB, 521x796, 521:796, delete my youtube.png)

File: 9540c020a267a36⋯.png (19.63 KB, 514x262, 257:131, eating and sleeping.png)

File: db3ba4720fdf0c5⋯.png (16.71 KB, 556x149, 556:149, more benefits.png)

File: 3bc017cbec9bec5⋯.png (15.07 KB, 515x232, 515:232, supportive friend.png)

File: 3e3bfb80bdb8f52⋯.png (16.81 KB, 521x152, 521:152, climax.png)

He threatened to delete everything again.

>>281313

Here's some more on that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory

>>281318

Looks like he's appropriating it from people who have disability or chronic illness to build a new narrative for not getting a job. This PIP thing he mentions means Personal Independence Payment.


209798 No.281386

>>281377

It just brings me mirth reading a corpulent blob like Gordo try to was eloquent about how he's willing to draw blood for his ideals when he can't take a bath without losing spoons.

The best part is he probably plagiarized most of this post with little personalization editing from a comment at the bottom of some online polemic article. Compare how Jahans articulates himself in videos or blogs with unscripted speech like his Black Adam interviews and it's obvious how he's actually a retarded parrot.


682aee No.281393

>>281377

I'll give a run down of his benefits situation.

Right now he is getting universal credit.

Standard rate is £317.82 a month

If he gets the disability addon it would be an extra £318.76

I doubt he qualifies for the disability addon. It takes quite a lot of work to get it and he would need to prove beyond all doubt that he his disabled. This involves getting statements from the doctors that are treating his disability and going before a panel of a doctor, a judge and a disability expert. He has no hope of getting PIP because he isn't in what is known as the support group. The support group is for people who are so disabled that they are considered to be completely unfit for work, they don't have to attend any interviews at the job centre. If he did qualify for PIP, he could get an extra £564 a month.

The maximum amount a month he could get is

Standard Universal Credit: £317.82

Disability addon: £318.76

PIP Daily Living Component: £332.40

PIP Mobility Component: £232

Severe Disability Premium: £249.80

Total: 1450.75


512c15 No.281466

File: d40800a065a91bc⋯.jpg (598.37 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, alexander gordon jahans sq….jpg)

>>281393

>1450.75 a monff just for being the equivalent of a spiritual vampire as he sucks the life out of everyone he interacts with

BUT THATS NOT ENOUGH TO LIVE BICKERS FASCIST BIO-COMPUTERS TRUMP'S BLOCKING POST-SCARCITY AND BREXIT CAUSED ALL THE PRICES TO INFLATE SO I NEED TO WANK OFF AT THE THOUGHT OF EATING SUBMISSIVE WOMEN


41b219 No.281478

File: 8708dfb6574fca3⋯.jpg (252.16 KB, 800x877, 800:877, jakestratton4.jpg)

File: 0eda429e09d907c⋯.jpg (58.33 KB, 700x495, 140:99, jakestratton1.jpg)

So a guy just threw his latte at Alex Jones in Seattle and it turned out he was a 46 year old Jahans lookalike. Has the global Jahanic uprising against the right wing finally begun?


11fa41 No.281495

File: ec8f8d34733a053⋯.jpg (39.63 KB, 587x252, 587:252, grunge-nuke.jpg)

What did he mean by this


9ca733 No.281526

File: d859106a48352e7⋯.png (13.42 KB, 512x173, 512:173, moral exterior.png)

>>281386

A normal person will tend to overestimate someone like Jahans. That's a normal thing because it's sensible to assume most people have empathy, aren't autistic and are capable of rational thought. If we second guessed every interaction we'd never get anything done. However eventually everyone who follows Jahans will have that eureka moment where they realise the extent of his inhuman qualities like his complete lack of empathy, his parroting and his low intelligence.

The main giveaway of Jahans being a parrot is he never references or even mentions the source. He presents the ideas as his own. Another is how he often obviously contradicts himself from one sentence to the next but doesn't realise. He also shows an extreme lack of self awareness. This has been discussed in previous threads but it's worth repeating.

Look at this facebook post. He assesses his exterior as cold and moral but that's in complete contrast to how everyone else sees him. He's extremely hot headed, can't control his temper, violent, abusive, and utterly immoral. Even his appearance shows it, obesity is a sign of immorality (gluttony and hedonism), and he very rarely washes or changes clothes. He likes to believe he is logical but he's completely impulsive and childish. He's never been able to have a debate or even discussion with anyone without losing it. Like you say, the Black Adam interviews showed all of this.


ab2bcc No.281540

>>281377

What's a pip appointment?

>>281393

>Standard Universal Credit: £317.82

>Disability addon: £318.76

>PIP Daily Living Component: £332.40

>PIP Mobility Component: £232

>Severe Disability Premium: £249.80

What's with these bloody uneven numbers? I understand a company charging £999.99 for a product so people will, without thinking, round down to 900 instead of 1000, but this just seems like pure government retardation. Here, I'll fix them right now:

>Standard Universal Credit: £320

>Disability addon: £320

>PIP Daily Living Component: £330

>PIP Mobility Component: £230

>Severe Disability Premium: £250


dccaf0 No.281591

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/survive.html

Another "survive" blog post from 3 days ago.


c3c410 No.281598

>>281540

>What's a pip appointment?

see

>>281377

>>281466

That's the most he could get. Most likely he gets about £317/month. He has no bills to pay, and he's getting things shipped to him (and paying for his faggot conventions) so he's presumably keeping much if not all of it. But he argued for YEARS that it was too many hoops to jump through for too little money, and that's likely why he keeps "accidentally" blowing off all of these meetings and misreading dates and showing up without his map to their office in the town he's spent his entire life in.


9ca733 No.281640

File: ad4d957a0dc52d6⋯.png (17.51 KB, 538x187, 538:187, emptied the bins.png)

Thought it was funny to empty the bins and go for a walk at 3:52 am then I realised it's not in UK time.

>>281591

Got excited then saw it's the same as what he posted on faceberg.

>>281598

Once he's officially classed as this or that it makes his work avoidance much harder. Because of reforms the focus has changed a bit meaning they will determinate not just what he can't but what he can do. He really doesn't want any help or support because that exposes him. He might end up being told he is perfectly capable of doing lots of jobs and possibly get placed in work. His parents and everyone else will take the opinion of the experts seriously and won't let him forget it. At that point what does Jahans do? Tell the truth that he simply doesn't want to work?


6cfbea No.281678

>>281640

He might take the position temporarily until he can hatch a plan to sabotage himself and buy a few more precious weeks/months of NEETdom. I've read about NEETs doing it before and swapping strategies for how to go about making it look like a plausible mishap. Wouldn't be surprised if Jahans doesn't at lurk on places like /r9k/ or wizardchan for work avoidance Pro-Tips.


1a339c No.281692


3f1349 No.281693

>>281324

jahans comes from johannes, probably of distant belgian or dutch paternal ancestry.

literally zero chance a muslim pajeet ever married an english woman during colonial rule


3f1349 No.281695

>>281693

I think Keith is 1/4, though. He has faint indian facial features, if you examine closely, but he looks really British overall.


e905bc No.281717

>>281540

>What's with these bloody uneven numbers?

My guess is that they're tied to something like a consumer price index instead of being arbitrarily set by some bureaucrat.


dccaf0 No.281721

File: 725bf0f09061d4b⋯.jpg (59.98 KB, 854x480, 427:240, jahans fap.jpg)

>>281692

I know he's reading this thread cuz that's what probably warranted that post.

For someone who frequents TvTropes a lot he should be familiar with the "Wish Fulfillment" & "Self-Insert Fic" tropes. That's why people say the Farshnuke is you, Jahans. Lets break down the similarities.

<1. The Farshnuke and his ladies

You stated time and time again how much you love "pretty submissive blonde girls" and that's like 90% of what he encounters

<2.The Farshnuke eating people

We know you have a vore fetish. You've said so yourself. That's means you get off by eating or being eaten by people or things. Also it goes hand & hand with your microphilia.

<3.The Farshnuke & the tiny ladies

Again, you admitted to being a microphiliac.

So please stop. The only person you're trying to fool is yourself. We all know how you have to write these stories to "distract" yourself from you desires. It's you and you know it, just admit it.

Anyone else care to add more similarities?


85eb2a No.281727

File: 25167a7ff1cc23f⋯.jpg (80.15 KB, 892x700, 223:175, jahansagawa.jpg)

>>281721

>Anyone else care to add more similarities?

One of the farshnukes is called William Dickson Wright. Some characters share Gordo's interests such as watching letsplays.

also Another fresh post

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2017/08/the-trouble-with-talking-nsfw.html


dccaf0 No.281730

>>281727

>I keep writing dystopias and finding hope, family and happiness within them. I suppose it’s the competency bias. It’s the lust coming out because there has to be a submissive woman somewhere. I suppose it’s just that if nobody cares about your characters there are no stakes.

>I always have explanations and justifications but ultimately its me.

B-But reality is not fiction. why is that confusing? Jahans is a fucking joke.


209798 No.281775

>>281727

>Writes about people enjoying Let's Plays as if it's an appropriate thing to converse over in a story.

Next you'll tell me that he writes about squash and bog as part of the scenery.


7c6484 No.281782

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>So, stuff


0ec85b No.281783

>>281721

The Great Farsh-nuke, the most powerful Farsh-nuke is literally Jahans frozen in time as a fifteen year old, not even a name change, it's a literal self-insert. The rest are canonically not Jahans but do serve as self inserts.

William Dickson Wright, Robert Gordon Banks, Frederick Hamish Pearson, Anthony Maxwell Jago - all farsh-nukes and all representative of Jahans. They all follow the basic premise of a super charming and masculine demigod who lives inside an autistic nerd and is birthed out by some means. The Farsh-nuke must then learn how to control their bloodlust. Some are good (Robert Gordon Banks, Jeff), some are neutral (Frederick Hamish Pearson), some are evil then redeemed (William Dickson Wright) but they all act like Jahans and eat and enslave women by nature (except the Great Farshnuke who has no such desires)

>>281775

You doubt Jahans too much, welcome to the fictional world of the Great Green Nothing…

> Storing clothes in suitcases to be organized but messy, finally backing up my computer on a new 16 terabyte ssd, getting excess toothpaste shampoo and deodorant just in case but then I found myself stock piling tinned curry when I was at the supermarket, buying gallons of squash and dehydrated julay, getting camping bed and a trailer to carry everything.

> He was in a large leather armchair looking across a coffee table at a man in pyjamas and a dressing gown, with a roll of toilet tissue to one hand and a bottle of diet lemonade to the other. There were green metallic glasses on his face and his hair was a mess.

>Sally burps and asks '''“Can we listen to the Dissecting Worlds episode on vampires and sexuality?”"'

> I started listening to podcasts on the second world war, I relistened to World War Z and found myself watching letsplays of zombie survival crafters as I played minecraft with a religious intensity.


dccaf0 No.281827

>>281782

>I need to keep my inner demons at bay

>I use healthy non destructive means to keep them at bay

Does Jahans seriously think we don't know what his "inner demons" and his "methods" are? Everybody knows that you're a violent woman-hating cannibal who uses his writing to pacify his urges, Jahans. We know this because you have told us in multiple videos and essays. Why are you trying to act like this is some secret?


7abd6e No.281828

>>281783

I suppose this is a common thing autists and why they're frequently really bad writers - they have a hard time understanding other people and as such can't really conceive of characters who are different from them and don't share their interests. It leads to characters who are frequently very boring and similar, made worse by the fact that they often lack flaws since they're all copies of the writer's self-image just with a thin, surface level trait or two added.


29fb83 No.281842

>>281782

>min 46:47

someone pls make a webm of this


ab2bcc No.281865

>>281782

Suggestions for webms:

>7:45 min

Alexander says free alcohol, free drugs, and free sex (Here he shows his poor, socialist understanding of the concept of "free". How is "free sex" anything other than rape?) means a society is competently run and that people are happy.

>26:30

>It can be seen as the ultimate response to the white man's fear of being cucked by a black man.

>1:06:50

The rant about how he wants to exterminate nazis. He also says that he doesn't want to grant them the same rights as the people he hates (jews, blacks, homosexuals, etc.). This really makes it sound as if he's talking not just about how those dang dirty natzees deserves less rights and to be exterminated, but white people in general (which in fact he might actually be).


9ca733 No.281881

File: d06527790ee3c5f⋯.webm (279.22 KB, 500x500, 1:1, fwee drugs fwee alcohol a….webm)

File: 7dc0169bf9ea46a⋯.webm (256.04 KB, 500x500, 1:1, let's achieve our objecti….webm)

File: d5ee8a97bf70d54⋯.webm (360.49 KB, 500x500, 1:1, must be exterminated.webm)

File: 08996063df95305⋯.webm (337.38 KB, 500x500, 1:1, pick on someone.webm)

File: c8ee68687415d27⋯.png (27.83 KB, 260x223, 260:223, no chance.png)

>>281827

Everyone knows he's not a legitimate writer and never has been. He is turned on by the torture, mutilation, cannibalism and murder of women and only writes to express that. Jahans needs to accept that to a normal person that makes him a dangerous psychopath.

The reason why he talks about violence and genocide with such relish is because it causes his little tic tac to get slightly bigger. He thinks we don't know this. His autism and total lack of empathy tricks him into thinking he can lie effectively.

>>281842

>>281865

Thanks for sparing me from watching the video.


9ca733 No.281882

File: 667607f426b3e99⋯.webm (589.03 KB, 500x500, 1:1, the ultimate response.webm)

File: cf7045942e9b6f8⋯.webm (858.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, can't even say tolerant.webm)

File: 4b8cdd0eaacfc16⋯.webm (1.42 MB, 500x500, 1:1, when the dust settles.webm)

File: 0eff21f5f6018a2⋯.webm (283.61 KB, 500x500, 1:1, you are going to be exter….webm)

File: dce569816bd4668⋯.webm (1.45 MB, 500x500, 1:1, well said jahans.webm)


9ca733 No.281896

File: ce4bd73953de97b⋯.webm (3.27 MB, 580x580, 1:1, antifa woking.webm)

Doesn't he realise he sounds exactly the same as the nazis when he talks like this?!


641168 No.281904

File: 6f158ad9c08ae54⋯.png (127.29 KB, 400x367, 400:367, bogroll.png)

>>281881

>Everyone knows he's not a legitimate writer and never has been.

<tfw your fetish is so specific there's no porn of it so you have to create it yourself

Now what surprises me is that he's not interested on discussing vore in forums or something.


dccaf0 No.281911

>>281896

no because "Nazis are BAAAAD" and Jahans is on the "correct" side of the war so it's totally not the same.

>>281904

It's because he a huge narcissist. He can't get off to vore made by other people because he views it as inferior to his Doctor Who ripoff.


0ec85b No.281923

File: ddcf97a6fed00bd⋯.png (82.76 KB, 1234x528, 617:264, ultimatum.png)

>>281881

Big Balls Keith on the warpath again.


741e2e No.281927

>>281923

I dream that one day Jahans will record one of his fabled showdowns with Keith. Even an audio recording a la Neet Louis would be absolute nectar.

He's not snapped at Keith in a while, i wonder when we'll get another video chronicling his brave struggle against the big-balled tyrant. Soon possibly, if Keith is dropping such outrageous statements.


c3c410 No.281930

>>281927

>>281923

There IS the possibility it was his mother. It might even be likely in consideration of Jahans' mild response. "Never good"? If this were Keith challenging his manhood such a statement would mean World War III.

In fact, it makes sense in light of his missed testosterone appointment, doesn't it?


9ca733 No.281931

>>281911 (Checked)

The idea that he's so narcissistic he can only get off to porn he could write is hilarious. It's uniquely insane and insular. He's never created anything else of "value" in his entire life, unless you count his early artworks (the drawings, the dalek and the shed).

>>281923

Is this a threat or is it about going full tranny? We have seen glimmers of TRANSJAHANS before.

>>281930

Could be that. She might be concerned he's not taking it seriously enough.


0ec85b No.281945

>>281930

>>281931

I assumed it meant 'man up' as in take some responsibility, but could be literally in reference to missing testosterone shots. I don't know about the whole Trans Jahans thing. I think it would be something he might consider in passing because:

A) The life of a woman is less stressful and has a low barrier for success, in general - less work.

B) The media paints women as thinkers with deep emotional lives, Jahans wants to be an intellectual.

C) Wouldn't have to face the physical and emotional toll of being a dominant partner with a micropenis.

But I'd still have to give that a firm no, but I was suprised when Chris Chan went there, so who knows? At his core, Jahans wants to be a swaggering alpha male who dominates feisty women but he realised his physical and mental limitations in his late teens. So he settled for this quirky, pseudo-intellectual, tortured artist persona. But look at his writing, the desire is still there. Jahans doesn't just want to be an alpha, he wants to be a sex god with a multiversal harem in the billions. The Farsh-nuke doesn't just have a little bit of slightly rough sex - he keeps women on leashes and in cages, he sodomises them, he eats them outright. In this upcoming story, he's not even restricting it to women, he's going full Roman on it, feminising and dominating men sexually. For him to consider TransJahans™ he would have to swing completely the other way surely?


c3c410 No.281960

>>281945

True, he is a kind of walking parody of the Millennial Hero Complex - the man who calls out his "privilege" while using it to shield the oppressed "folks" of various kinds… and all while never leaving his room.

>>281782

If you stumbled across these videos, you would assume Jahans' fiction is perhaps pretty bad but deeply textured and charged with intense meaning and sensibility, rather than a scarcely concealed mary sue about a guy who get off to the idea of eating women named after his hamsters.


974afb No.281969

File: 166d2fe6473b753⋯.png (8.33 KB, 196x165, 196:165, ClipboardImage.png)

>>281945

>Jahans wants to be a swaggering alpha male who dominates feisty women but he realised his physical and mental limitations in his late teens. So he settled for this quirky, pseudo-intellectual, tortured artist persona.

This is another thing I found interesting about Jahans. He never criticizes men who get all the pussy (he used terms like "dudebro" in the past but only refering to /fit/ guys in general). He doesn't seem to envy Chad, or maybe he replaced that envy for his hatred against the alt-right bickers always needs some boogeyman to "fight" against. He's a unique kind of beta male in that aspect, not the typical Kent or Elliot Rodger.


ab2bcc No.281972

>>281945

>A) The life of a woman is less stressful and has a low barrier for success, in general - less work.

>B) The media paints women as thinkers with deep emotional lives, Jahans wants to be an intellectual.

Regarding A: Does Jahans think this, or does he believe that women have it so much worse than men in all respects. If he believes B because the media says it, why wouldn't he disregard A because the media tells him to?

>But I'd still have to give that a firm no, but I was suprised when Chris Chan went there, so who knows?

Same here. I really pitty Chris. It's sad to see a mentally unstable person degenerate into a such a vulgar abomination as Chris is now. I don't like Jahans' personality, but I wouldn't wish that upon him.

I'll also add that he recently said that he went down the dark path of finding sex-transformation porn (whatever it's called) attractive.


0ec85b No.282014

>>281969

He has expressed hatred for an attractive successful man before (David Tennant, the actor who plays the tenth Doctor in Doctor) and it was sheer vitriol and hatred for simply being cast in the role. I don't know if he still maintains these sorts of feelings but it was pretty Eliott Rodgers tier.

>>281972

Not sure really, Jahans believes in the pay gap and the patriarchy and other nonsense but I think he must understand that as a woman you can find a man to take care of you because he IS one of those men. Liberal 'nice guy' minds are such a mess, outwardly they bend the knee to feminists but sexually they usually lean towards hardcore BDSM (without realising women only want to submit to wealthy ripped alphas and not dweeby simps who have an extensive collection of funko pop figurines)

And I think the proper term is 'feminisation' if I remember rightly but Jahans has been skirting around it for some reason. It's just men being turned into women either forcibly or by choice. There is sometimes a humiliation aspect in the whole loss of manhood thing, or it's a guy who was already weak and girly being forced to go all the way. Kind of niche but compared to Jahans existing kinks (microphilia, vore) it doesn't seem all that weird.


dccaf0 No.282017

File: 119e11d03a715ce⋯.jpg (29.86 KB, 576x576, 1:1, BxwgnpNIMAEb5q5.jpg)

>>281931

>The idea that he's so narcissistic he can only get off to porn he could write is hilarious. It's uniquely insane and insular.

Bruh, hear me out tho. We all know he has a ego the size of Jupiter and he does think his stories are a blessing he's bestowing on mankind so what if he actually does? Like he got aroused during Jaws so instead of jacking off to Jaws he made a better Jaws AKA WereSharks to jack off to.


dccaf0 No.282153

File: 58e6e64c2babb0c⋯.png (110.39 KB, 580x420, 29:21, jj.png)

Oh boy, how will Jahans use this? Will he use it to justify his hatred of (predominantly white) women or will he go full on beta cuck and "mansplain" the evil racist white women?


0ec85b No.282168

File: 51f4f4d4e50444e⋯.png (58.96 KB, 1313x133, 1313:133, thinkofthefreddos.png)

>>282153

I don't even think he will use it to form political opinions at this point, I think it's just fap fodder. Imagine how hard his tic tac must get over the thought of dominating evil nazi chicks and making them his submissive good girls who love post-scarcity techno-progressive societies. The mere idea of slapping a collar on Ivanka Trump, Lauren Southern or Lana Lokteff (who are all the slim beautiful blondes he craves) must be like fucking catnip to Jahans. 2/3 are married but who knows, Gordon could snap up Southern when she inevitably hits the wall and has a massive breakdown.

Unrelated but the CHOCOLATES BARS analogy again. Don't even know where he got that one from, Trayvon was stealing skittles and iced tea, not chocolate bars.


ab2bcc No.282225

>>282014

>think he must understand that as a woman you can find a man to take care of you

It's actually what all his fiction is about.


7ec90c No.282334

File: 35d52e2725799c8⋯.png (11.21 KB, 670x83, 670:83, req.png)

File: 3ed2b284935b3e3⋯.png (227.45 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1471980430865.png)

File: a0d6f8383b238ba⋯.jpg (307.09 KB, 555x1587, 185:529, 1472894594045.jpg)

File: 044f0bd653a31c9⋯.jpg (47.44 KB, 604x453, 4:3, 1472936178258.jpg)

File: 91a85389bc0dbfd⋯.png (96.92 KB, 696x1008, 29:42, 1487396206638.png)

Will we have to wait until AGJ is in his 30s (even more pathetic and insane than now) to see a Jahanic revival? I know is hard to get people interested but still there's a lot of potential.


c3c410 No.282336

>>282334

Not an answer but a general observation that it's a lot harder when cows restrict their primary activity to Facebook. Jahans used to post like 50 clickbait lefty articles a day there. Now its like the least interesting man in the world holding a non-stop interview with himself.

> And another thing about me: I enjoy begonias. But not the red ones. I do not have a dog but if I did I would name him Clyde. Feminism is like a syrup…

I mean I enjoy it but for a lot of reasons a personal FB profile just doesn't have the same amplifying effect that twitter & YT do. And I'm probably in the minority but I can't slog through more than a few paragraphs of his writing before I start skimming, so his next 90,000 word novel dump isn't going to do it either.


dccaf0 No.282356

File: 2cea23224908b81⋯.png (14.07 KB, 588x109, 588:109, screenshot-twitter.png)

What gave him the impression that he has actual fans?


16215f No.282464

File: d96584132b65d69⋯.png (6.44 KB, 591x75, 197:25, bloggage.png)

>>282356

Maybe he's talking about Dr. Who fans.

>>282336

>I'm probably in the minority but I can't slog through more than a few paragraphs of his writing

Nah it's the other way around, only the most dedicated Jahanists are able to stomach the cannibal porn. If you are referring to his bloggages then is pretty much the same as his vids (fake safe loathing, apocalyptic delusions) but with a more dramatic tone.

>a personal FB profile just doesn't have the same amplifying effect that twitter & YT do

Even if this wasn't the case, the thing with Jahans is that he makes you work and consume time to get the Nectar (the funny/disturbing bits). It's a filter for normalfags who don't have the patience and I wonder if he does that consciously.


d614e9 No.282477

File: 470b18f65e8adef⋯.jpg (18.8 KB, 475x360, 95:72, 1432103001158.jpg)

>>279476

I just arrived to this thread and holy fucking shit this is beyond hilarious, especially

>Fit is a Feminist Issue

>Identity Games: Jewish (Mis)representation in the Superhero Genre

>Sex Lives of Goblins

>Queer Coding in Disney

>Whedon Sing-a-long 5: I've got a theory…

>Promiscuous Unicorns - Depictions of Bisexuality in SFF

>Why Whedon Matters

>Consent, Consciousness and Control in Joss Whedon's Dollhouse


4e039c No.282486

File: 578c53c8d381ff7⋯.png (362.68 KB, 604x452, 151:113, KEITH1.png)

>>282334

That's an exploitable Keith


3da85f No.282556

File: 6f33f173fdf7ce9⋯.jpg (75.8 KB, 605x800, 121:160, ab0c8ae598b6fb90c61b01e53a….jpg)

Does anyone know the full story as to what happened to Black Adam? Has he got a new YT and just keeping under the radar or has he completely shut everything down?


57c3c9 No.282583

File: 35075c8a71f1616⋯.jpg (280.22 KB, 1238x718, 619:359, 1.jpg)

It's the second anniversary of Laura Queen of Earth

>ThatJahanicFeeling when you want to pay homage to your idols and you are misunderstood

I think the truth is that Gordo wanted to get famous with the drama that LQoH would cause. Unfortunately for him, it failed.


3bd06f No.282770

>>282583

Youve forgotten the Laura sequel where he bizarrely has Donald Trump torture Jim Sterling, before taking the train to Scotland ("the socialist utopia)


7579eb No.282874

File: 846366d22da9b00⋯.png (17.21 KB, 590x82, 295:41, ubermensch.png)

<We

>>282770

That's a lot of sequels considering how "ashamed" he was with the bad feedback that the first one got.


761a29 No.282895

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>282770

LQOE2 was a piece of very amusing fanfiction, I think Adam wrote it. If I added it I would add stuff like The Sin of Cradling Him too but it's not exactly canon (some shit already on there has since been declared non-canon too however). I may update the whole thing when this next anthology drops, seems like there's gonna be 5-8 stories all dropped in one big collection.

Also,

FRESH JAHANS

with a

FRESH TRIM


452a38 No.282909

File: 6a3fd224ed23845⋯.png (467.46 KB, 718x666, 359:333, 1500839995514.png)

I wonder if Jim would be up to the challenge and make a vid on Jahans?


2936de No.282918

>>282895

>56m

he uses the niggers stealing chocolate analogy yet again.

>1:14m

<"my pseudo girlfriend"

Any info on this?

>1:16m

Jahans claims to be terrified of people knowing his youtube channel.

Overall a very incoherent and pointless video even by jahanic standards. Someone recognized him irl for the first time but he wasn't sure if he was a natsee or not.


f99c4d No.282920

>>282895

Jahans admitting that he is clinically obese… that's a new one.


15bf7d No.282922

>>282909

I tried messaging it to him a few months back. Not sure if he is interested, but sending him the link on faceberg and explaining it to him may help.


4ff550 No.282928

>>282922

Jim knows about Jahans. He might make a vid someday but it's not clear


e86b94 No.282933

>>282918

>"my pseudo girlfriend"

Holy fuck it must be Rebekka


452a38 No.282939

>>282918

>Someone recognized him irl for the first time but he wasn't sure if he was a natsee or not.

This would be the second time that has happened. A while back Jahans mentioned on twitter that some guy on the street recognized him and he sperg'd out on the guy trying to figure out who he voted for.


6a0df0 No.283014

>>282909

It would require too much effort on his part. Jim's videos are mostly lazily copy/pasted from 4chan, ED, and KF. There's very little documentation on Jahans; immersing yourself in the multiverse requires effort.


7be013 No.283037

File: 8d28051a53ba0a3⋯.jpg (20.06 KB, 304x339, 304:339, 1.jpg)

File: bc6597668083164⋯.jpg (23.79 KB, 858x88, 39:4, 2.jpg)

>>282895

oh I forgot about this part

>45 minutes in

<I got charges in the court of public opinion for a crime that I didn't actually commit.

Pretty sure he's talking about LQoH there. So I guess that means Jahans is officially on government watchlists for his vore porn?


cda60e No.283042

>>283037

I haven't listened to this yet but "court of public opinion" is a phrase that inherently means "not a real court."


11edd5 No.283046

File: 3a6a2d8dcc1300e⋯.jpg (35.64 KB, 348x735, 116:245, the perfect prey.jpg)

>>283037

>>283042

Aye, it sounds like he's trying to say: "people are unfairly judging me".

But we know Jahans by now that

1. the only "people" who judge him are those who are aware of his pitiful existence in the first place (read: his family and the cabal of Esoteric Keithian-Jahanists)

2. Jahans cannot be unfairly judged. If anything, people might think him too well-meaning and redeemable.


9f2ad0 No.283072

>>282909

>>283014

Imagine Gordo's videos getting 100k views and his reaction.


ca3c89 No.283103

>>283014

This tbh would be sad to see the multiverse become like another chris-chan or reviewbrah with the shitty cocks-killing behaviour that comes with it.


ae5385 No.283106

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This "guy", corvyn is someone I have been suggested recently.

Nobody has pushed him or insulted him yet and we may be able to do some funny shit.

>Talks a bit like jahans

>Man tits

>Reviews shit games

>30m long videos


ca3c89 No.283109

>>283106

it looks like gordo cosplaying as one of his submissive blonde waifus


ca3c89 No.283112

File: f190735a791d4a9⋯.png (315.32 KB, 476x349, 476:349, gordo33.png)

File: 5bc9be2418614bc⋯.png (22.72 KB, 533x264, 533:264, gordotransistion.png)

The latest nectar shows that Jahans' brief spell of tranquillity is ending, the psychic pressure is starting to build


452a38 No.283113

>>283106

but does he have an elaborate autistic fantasy world that he spends every waking moment talking about and working on?


e78af3 No.283114

>>283112

Apparently one does need T shots to recognize having the body of a obsese 70 year old woman is somehow abnormal for a young in his twenties. Well done Gordo.


cda60e No.283135

File: 56d61aa4959d376⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1498x582, 749:291, 1473191113806.png)

>>283112

I wonder how many obesity-related problems he's going to attribute to Kallmans rather than being a gigantic fat ass with bestial appetites.

Watched the latest video and it's interesting the way he keeps trying to come back to the point (usually he gives up after about 20 minutes of rambling about podcasts and mints). And what the point is: that he's becoming more withdrawn from the world on account of his writing. I don't think it's true, but Jahans is going further down the rabbit hole of blaming his "problematic writing" for his estrangement from the world. Before he would claim it made him an outcast (spoiler: no one knows who the fuck he is, much less have they read what he writes). Now he's claiming the act of writing itself is isolating him from even basic civilities and human bonds.

This is just Jahans' wishful self image as the tortured writer, but it's interesting in that he really wants this to be true and has for awhile. He's spending his mid-20s setting himself up for perpetual NEETdom and social isolation (kept barely alive by expensive journeys through the NHS) instead of trying his damnedest to integrate himself into a society that is more receptive to weirdos like Jahans than ever before.


9f2ad0 No.283141

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>283135

Does Jahans qualify as a manchild? Unlike any other cow he spent over 90% of his life being an androgynous freak who on top of that looked way younger than he actually was so is hard to compare him to someone else.

>He's spending his mid-20s setting himself up for perpetual NEETdom and social isolation

AGJ's goals in 2014:

>work for the BBC

>be a successful critic and letsplayer

AGJ's goals in 2017:

>buy a graphics card to keep playing the same three PC games

JUSTd


761a29 No.283162

>>283135

>>283141

There's two paths he can take now.

Alex Jahans the Farsh-NEET

>Dropped out of secondary school, only 3 GCSE's

>In university at 20, leaves with degree in creative writing

>Plays videogames at 25, perma-NEET, turns down the few women he can attract

>Still NEET at 30, no job, no wife, still hasn't beaten skyrim

>Starts a podcast at 35 but it's low-effort, nobody listens to it

>Attempts to have his works published at 40, is scammed into vanity publishing

>Helen dies when Jahans is 45, Keith refuses to give any more money due to his mistreatment by Jahans

>In a council house, cold and alone at 50 with no computer or video games to pass time

>In and out of hospital at 55 for obesity related complications, is told he is near death

>Snaps at 60 and kidnaps a string of blonde Woking teens to rape and eat, is caught and shanked by a hate preacher behind bars

Alex Jahans the Wage-Nuke

>Dropped out of secondary school, only 3 GCSE's

>In university at 20, leaves with degree in creative writing

>Plays videogames at 25, perma-NEET, turns down the few women he can attract

>Bucks up in his twenties, has stable employment at 30 as manager of the local Sainsbury's

>Got /fit/ and is now engaged to a girl at 35, worked up to regional manager of Sainsbury's

>Married with two toddlers at 40, starts a podcast on lefty politics and UK news, reconciles with Keith and Helen after realising how hard raising children is, his kids love hearing Grandad Keith's stories about Cogrill's Mill

>Podcast is a hit at 45, BBC agree to give him his own Radio 2 Late Night Spot due to popularity

>Uses his ties with the BBC to create the Green Nothing Cinematic Multiverse™ at 50, is a hit with the normies and makes Jahans rich

>Wife lets him use the money to fuck a raft of submissive blonde 10/10's at 55 as long as he's happy

>Endless long holidays at 60, interspersed with meet and greets and convention panels

>Jahans at 65 is a geek culture icon like Joss Whedon with a horde of loyal fans

>At 70, Jahans is ready to pack it in, but not before giving a final goodbye to his truest fans. Jahans uploads a final video of him eating a pork pie to his channel with the words " I win. You win. We're all gonna win you fuckers " with a knowing grin


cda60e No.283167

>>283162

> Alex Jahans the Farsh-NEET

That was pretty grim, man. Everything in it isn't just plausible but likely.

> Alex Jahans the Wage-Nuke

< Bucks up in his twenties, has stable employment at 30 as manager of the local Sainsbury's

In his latest video he repeats that even if he looks for jobs, he'll blow the interview because he's "too honest." He's just too honest to work for a living.


c20908 No.283175

File: ea355d3563ab4d2⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Lord Commander Jahans.png)

>>279744

>tfw you will never be in the nights watch ran by an ethical cannibal in an asian scalp coat.


ecf2b6 No.283176

>>283162

I would like to see a redemption saga, too bad we're talking about Alexander "tired enough that just eating feels like a chore" Jahans here. Hedonism is a hell of a drug.

>>283167

He's 2honest4thismultiverse. Shah Jahans is the prophet we need, not the prophet we deserve.


ca3c89 No.283214

>>283162

Jahans will never buck up. If he's sent to work somewhere he will do what all NEETs do and try with all of his might to sabotage it. Combined with gordo's usual temperament which causes him to fly into rages at random members at the public for asking him if he is waiting for the toilet he's not going to hold down any job for long. Helen and Keith most likely won't live that long. Unlike chris-chan Jahans cannot pawn his internet fame for money and will only spiral towards the end. I do like the idea of Jahans eventually WinningTM and the Multiverse becoming a minor reality, but it won't happen. For if nothing else due to the BBC not being around when Jahans is in his 40s lol.


ca3c89 No.283216

File: 2b1e68fb93418a5⋯.png (1.3 MB, 960x720, 4:3, punishedgords.png)

Also I don't think Gordo really thinks like a rational actor anymore. He has entirely become his fictionalised identity and views all events in his life as episodes of one great multiversal saga. When someone tells him to get a job he doesn't calculate some long term interest, he doesn't even try to squeeze out of it based on short-term selfishness. He evaluates it based on how it will fit into his carefully constructed personal story. Its no coincidence that Jahans posts his blogs on exactly the same medium as his fiction with zero stylistic difference between the two, or that the Farshnuke and all his other male characters except a few political strawmen are just self-inserts of himself. Autism plus alienation and the internet have meant Jahans cannot tell the difference between his fictional identity and himself.

I'm not trying to say this is some unique psychosis of Jahans btw. I think its actually a very common and rising trend caused by the internet allowing the creation of perfect idealised identities which explains lots of modern phenomena like SJW identity politics, trannies, weebs and political LARPing.


ecf2b6 No.283234

>>283216

That is very interesting.

>Also I don't think Gordo really thinks like a rational actor anymore

It's been like this for a long time, remember when he started with the whole nicknames thing circa 2009

>Alex Jahans is the boy who survived

>Gordon Jones is the writer who tried to be normal and successful

>Alexander Gordon Jahans, the thinker of strange thoughts and prodder of accepted reality

A different identity for every saga. He thinks of himself as some kind of antihero/martyr.

What I don't get is his obsession with "morality" which is a something that he cleary doesn't understand (just like the concept of empathy). This is another proof of Gordo's low iq bickers at least most autists parrot ideas they actually comprehend.


bfd388 No.283359

>>279476

>What is the "Hacker Mindset"? An Illustrated Example Using Watch_Dogs.

My fucking sides.


107ce3 No.283667

>>282895

So he's struggling with how to be progressive with his rape-fic. He can't have nigger sylphs, because slavery of blacks is racist, and he can't not have nigger sylphs, because not having blacks is racist.

He also says he's terrified of anyone watching his videos. He doesn't like us and that he doesn't want to see us in real life. Way to treat his fans.

Some highlights and suggestions for .webms:

<1:30

>"I'm a grand, melodramising fool"

The most self-aware thing he's ever said.

<~8 min

Here he talks about how he's such a special snowflake on testosterone that not even doctors or other people taking it knows how he feels.

The stuff he says afterwards about how he had to switch nurse because she was a Tory is also gold.

<33 min

>Okay, 4chan, okay, dickheads, put down your pitchforks, right. It's okay, you've fucked me, you've raped me, you've destroyed my life, go away now!

<54:30

Here he uses cuckholding as an example for a thought experiment.

<~1:17:00

Here he shows again his great sense of morality by saying the doesn't care about Charlottesville "nazis" getting doxed.


ca3c89 No.283672

>>283234

Yes it goes back a long way. He definitely sees himself as a dark antihero which is why all attempts at correction with Jahans are futile. Any criticism he just takes as adding to the mythos of the great fallen man which, while posing as self-loathing, is really an arrogant coping mechanism to avoid real change.

Gordo's uncritical obsession with a morality which is never argued for or justified or is a standard part of the leftist reactionary mindset even among educated, well adjusted people. He just parrots it in a bizarre autistic way and joins it to his Dr Who self-image as a 'moral' man. For Jahans the whole 'moral hero' archetype is just an excuse for his irrational refusal to listen to any alternative ethical or political argument and just scream about 'doing the right thing' - as it is for most of these people.


452a38 No.283695

File: 91bfd1afc01547f⋯.png (12.94 KB, 588x109, 588:109, the dark nuke.png)

Has he finally let the Farshnuke free?


a18e54 No.283713

>>283695

He'll probably just try to fuck a piece of ham.


8b4a84 No.283715

>>283695

Looks like today's the day he rapes the cat.


ecf2b6 No.283718

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This saga was fucking gold.

>Who cares if I don't get a job bickers… muh climate change!


6a0df0 No.283754

>I wrote part one of a redo of the Queen of Mirth today. An entirely fictional account of how Lucy Danse walked the hundred million universes, inspiring revolution and discovering the sylph cure. All problematic aspects related to trans people will be excised. I am changing around the demographics of the fictional characters so as to be more inclusive and have less white male characters but the Queen of Mirth herself will remain a trans games journalist because it's no good striving to create a canon version that is less problematic if at the same time you cut out a key character of representation. Do it right and proper, don't just cut the attempts at representation out.

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2017/09/forgive-me.html?spref=tw


f039ff No.283757

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>283718

Sorry for double post.

In this video Jahans literally wishes for Keith's death with no remorse whatsoever. He really is a monster.

The Transformation Saga is by far my favorite. Not only it has some of the funniest moments, but also it's the closest we get to see the true face of Jahans and how he behaves in his house.

>He wasn't as good at "manipulating" his audience

>He was incapable of controlling his testosterone-fueled rage

so as a result you get the true nature of the cannibal of Woking. I feel bad for his parents and Rebbeca now.


cf5153 No.284170

File: 615ed922c222559⋯.jpg (21.82 KB, 589x113, 589:113, IAteMyCat-Nuke.jpg)

esoteric asceticism

Will he reach the Jahanic nirvana?


1d712a No.284181

File: fd121424a685890⋯.png (33.28 KB, 643x933, 643:933, 15 crack commandments.png)

>>284170

I thought Gordon had already reached nirvana.

He bestowed us with commandments, the modern day moses.


452a38 No.284219

File: 3b21a664200da98⋯.png (64.16 KB, 681x905, 681:905, THE GAMePLACE.png)

it's been 2 going on 3 years since he got kicked out of that SJW fiction group and he still can't let it go. I wonder who is his 'Michael Snyder' in this situation?


bec72a No.284432

File: 0df676150c4c95c⋯.png (10.76 KB, 660x656, 165:164, eabcfdbb0e237fdedf57bdb894….png)

Jahanism is dead. This thread is dead. The discord is dead. Just beating a dead horse now. Even fucking Adam bailed and everyone thought Jahans was the hill he'd die on. I honestly don't see the fascination with continuing with Jahans. What's the point? It's not even a laugh anymore. The community feels dead. It's just the same two posters keeping this 8chan thread alive, repeating the same old shit about how Jahans is a monster cannibal potential serial killer ad nauseum.


989b74 No.284434

File: 3e652d959cb08c2⋯.jpg (77.15 KB, 740x641, 740:641, TgaiK7A.jpg)

>>284432

>how do you do fellow jahanists

(you're not fooling anyone, alex!)


bec72a No.284453

>>284434

Oh fuck off you autistic cunt


1f9b95 No.284473

>>284432

>continuing with Jahans

i'm not really sure what this means. jahans is less active (in terms of videos) and as a result the jahanists are less active. what exactly do you want to change? are you suggesting we all pack it in because things have quietened down?


bec72a No.284475

File: fefbfd376e0bbf6⋯.jpg (228.06 KB, 1127x722, 1127:722, Screenshot_20170907-172713.jpg)

>>284473

It is fucking dead mate! Its all over. The party is finished. Im sick of you tossers flogging this dead horse over and over and over again. Its time you sad bastards just moved on to another cow ffs


92a3f2 No.284476

File: 076f8ceac8e12d6⋯.png (255.63 KB, 921x385, 921:385, jhnD.png)

>>284432

Seems that Project MIRTH is back.

>>284434

This

Just a reminder that Gordon is now the same age cwc was when discovered. The best days of jahanism are still ahead of us.


bec72a No.284477

>>284476

Piss off you autist


fe1ca4 No.284491

>>284477

Maybe your arse wouldn't hurt so bad if you didn't purchase Tesco brand bog for your fap cache, Gordon.


1e1869 No.284496

File: c7057b8fc91f0fd⋯.jpg (314.95 KB, 1784x968, 223:121, farscape.jpg)

>>284432

>>284453

>>284475

>>284477 (Checked)

Trying to police what people are interested is in itself quite autistic. A non-autistic person would just hide or ignore the thread. They would know they'd be mocked for trying to convince people to not take part in said thread.

Pretty much all 8chan posters are alpha white male chads, including myself. It's extremely unlikely an autist would be in this thread. Basic logic tells us it's far more probable you are Jahans.

>>284476

This 100%. There are so many things to look forward to. Can you imagine if he gets housemates in some kind of special needs housing? What if he ends up in a caravan with his mum? The controversial budding TRANSJAHANS could blossom into a full saga. Maybe he will transition into a beautiful fat bearded woman. Alternatively he could go full shark. Will he get a dorsal fin? Will he get a job? What about the benefits situation? His diet? His worsening medical issues due to his gluttony? DIABETES? The list is endless.

This is the calm before the storm lads. I am willing to wait patiently for new Jahans penis.


cda60e No.284499

>>284496

Wendy's chef with a 9 inch cock and condo on the beach here, I agree, the big money rollers on 8ch don't really fuck around with autistic shit.

>>284475

> Jahans is not making daily 3 hour videos nobody watches all the way through

> its ogre m8s

>>284476

It sounds like one of the Discord autists that got doxed. Remember when someone calling Adam a leftist caused him to post a 2 hour video debate with a socialist to prove that he wasn't? Good times.


452a38 No.284500

File: 0b53227b4ef8adc⋯.png (525.07 KB, 769x514, 769:514, 0b5.png)

>>284432

>>284453

>>284475

>>284477

Why are you so mad, Jahans? Why don't you calm down by thinking of fricasseed human penises served with a cup of Squash?


92a3f2 No.284501

>>284499 (checked)

I think the people that overstate Adam's relevance are probably Adam himself. Sure he was useful for spreading the word but he only had like 500 subs and the fact that nobody bothered to save his vids speaks for itself.


761a29 No.284513

File: 438250eca226802⋯.jpg (345.45 KB, 1302x892, 651:446, IMG_20170122_221513.jpg)


761a29 No.284540

File: 8ddd489767fa210⋯.jpg (36.69 KB, 618x644, 309:322, 697d19a81732fc09ba7fe9d50a….jpg)

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/09/rule-beta-7.html

http://archive.is/Xaxws

>So yeah, sorry peeps, I am a misogynistic, transphobic, xenophobic, anti-Semitic self loathing social progressive

>anti-Semitic

Lads, does Jahans know what anti-semitic means or did he just inadvertently declare a hatred for the jewish people? Not sure which is funnier.


6cad3b No.284541

Does Jahans ever actually play or watch anything himself or does he only ever experience it second-hand through lets plays or podcasts?


92a3f2 No.284550

>>284541

He plays Skyrim and Minecraft and watches 5 normie-tier live action series. I don't think he is interested in movies at all except the ones he saw over a decade ago like Jaws.


452a38 No.284559

File: 10e1c7ce6e400e7⋯.jpg (14.84 KB, 320x320, 1:1, fbfa8243c929b536dbcc406c51….jpg)

>>284540

>I'm going to try and play the game of capitalism again.

He didn't even "play" it the first time. The only time where he kinda played (the youtube work saga), he sabotaged himself on purpose.


cda60e No.284560

>>284541

>>284550

The fucked up thing is he's listened to enough of a podcast devoted to Kurt Vonnegut to sperg about it quite a lot, but has shown no indication he's ever actually read any book written by Kurt Vonnegut.

>>284540

> The Farsh-Nuke is coming back

I think this is wise, the huge fanbase of people who follow this 11 year old Sonichu have been on the verge of rioting without him.


51c305 No.284574

>>284432

>>284453

>>284475

>>284477

Are you the same guy that spazzed out and shitposted nearly to death the kuck and tea thread?


107ce3 No.284584

>>284496

> The controversial budding TRANSJAHANS could blossom into a full saga.

Hopefully not. Trans-Chris is just depressing.

>>284501

Still a shame. I've seen most of them, and was saving some (like the socialist one) for later.

>>284540

Anti-semitism is a more integral part of Jahanism than of National Socialism.


375b9b No.284608

>>284574

Stopnfollowing me around across the fucking internet.

The Jahnism is dead, its over, its finished. Its time to stop and move on to something more worthwhile.


11edd5 No.284615

File: 00ccccbef717a8c⋯.png (477.17 KB, 1106x442, 553:221, KEITH JAHANS DEMONIC FORM.png)

File: 0801505e2de2215⋯.png (509.19 KB, 591x470, 591:470, Cogrill's Migrant Mill.png)

File: 2d039a9fbd6f3c6⋯.png (244.68 KB, 625x306, 625:306, Jahanic Power.png)

>>284608

Go FUCK yourself shill. Lo and hearken, Esoteric Jahanism and Keithian Memetics shall NEVER die – it will outlive you, and however many generations of subhuman gutter-trash you will bring into this flawed reality called "life".

Shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, spread your legs and break out your squash, and join us in communion lest your faggotry shits the thread up any more than it already has.


cda60e No.284631

File: fc3eb2c63504ce4⋯.png (47.85 KB, 532x217, 76:31, you-dont-say.png)

Somethin's happening.

> I have learned that I am not as good at writing as I want to be.

> I need to find a new calling

Jahans doesn't have "sagas," they go too fast, he has "cycles" and it appears the tempo is about to pick up while he tries to find a new means of making his slightly bigger Tic Tac slightly bigger still.

Come to us Jahans. We can help you with your disbelief.


1f9b95 No.284700

>>284631

has he realised he's shit at writing?


ca3c89 No.284737

>>284432

>>284475

Jahanism was never about some group of facefags who pop up around every cow trying to turn it into their own personal social club. The humour of Jahanism has always lay with watching gordo, undisturbed, navigating his way through the world.


7687f3 No.284738

File: 3ee78844445520f⋯.jpg (227.93 KB, 1517x897, 1517:897, conscience.jpg)

>>284540

>>284631

Alexander "Gas the kikes" Jahans

If he could control his cannibalistic urges then he wouldn't have anything to write about bickers his tastes are too limited. For someone that considers himself intellectual, the only thing he is proud of is entirely driven by muh (micro)dick.


ca3c89 No.284739

Maybe Jahans can no longer distinguish between the cocks produces by trolls and his own and came across the Jahans finds a Jew vids. Regardless, the latest signs from the Official Pontifical Twatter and latest bloggages seem very odd. Jahans is claiming to have gone through some deep moment of personal torment and doubt and now suddenly has realised he is not actually a very good writer, is this all driven by guilt at intimidating Laura K Buzz with fanfiction about her? Or is he coming to some kind of weird revelation and moment of truth.

Jahans' fiction is terribly written being nothing more than literally reported dialogue, but tbh the multiverse is actually pretty imaginative compared to other shitty autistic fanfiction creations. I cant think of another writer who'd go into the detail of describing how women are simultaneously burnt to death by the heat energy transfer as they are shrunk…Jahans' writing is actually best in his rants about his personal life. Its not good, but he now and again has this weird way of combining everyday phrases which normally never come into contact to form one image.


452a38 No.284743

>>284739

>is this all driven by guilt at intimidating Laura K Buzz with fanfiction about him?

Everything he does is an extension of that event.


9c60f6 No.284768

>>284739

The funny part is that he could be a decent writer if he wanted. All he is missing is a bit of editing and the will to improve.


08d987 No.284808

File: 562c16d50820cf9⋯.jpg (212.19 KB, 746x651, 746:651, ...crap.jpg)

So it seems Jahans bases his worldview on fiction too (besides Dr. Who) and even lyrics from songs.

<I am going to go to a family meal tomorrow

Hopefully he will chimp out over something and make a video about it.


f025df No.284864

Is Gordos a personification of everything good about britcuckistan?


51c305 No.284882

File: f89621b9cf6590e⋯.png (28.05 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1455747243604.png)

>>284608

<

>>284808

What's with britcucks and europoors and focusing on american politics so much? Is it because talking about their own country's politics could land them in jail for wrongthink?


cac928 No.284887

File: 28a72e47ceed648⋯.png (46.86 KB, 745x228, 745:228, sadistic-bullies.png)

He's losing it lads. How long till he develops schizophrenia


452a38 No.284908

>>284887

>My mind has been beating the shot out of me again. This is the problem with a competency bias

Does he know what a competency bias is? Cuz he's been harping on about that for a while now and its not how the Dunning–Kruger effect works.


6a0df0 No.284917

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>284887

>burgeoning dark side

Is Jahans going to start autistically rambling on about muh dark passenger now?


452a38 No.284989

File: eac928c9a352b11⋯.png (282.08 KB, 1280x2441, 1280:2441, Orbit.png)

FRESH

FUCKING

FICTION


dcaa0d No.284990

>>284989

>all that reddit spacing

>yet another mention of nazis

Well, at least he's keeping his promise of stop writing vore.


761a29 No.284994

File: 97eb5d3e0ec4752⋯.png (78.64 KB, 220x340, 11:17, 97eb5d3e0ec4752696f984a2e9….png)

>>284989

>It's another "I have to survive" episode


dc549a No.285000

>>284989

I've never actually read anything Jahans wrote for fiction before. Damn, he's a shit at it. It's like he's dreaming up some cinematic sequence in his head and just trying to describe it shot for shot in text.


6a0df0 No.285010

File: bcf3f086be638de⋯.png (171.71 KB, 1066x802, 533:401, bcf3f086be638deb2be3676b2a….png)

>>285000

It's bad even by Jahans' standards. His already bad writing seems to be getting progressively worse as time goes by.


cda60e No.285024

>>285010

Esoteric Jahanism has demolished Gladwell's 10,000 Hour Rule – the idea that expertise is attainable given early 10,000 hours of practice. Jahans has been writing the SAME FUCKING STORIES since he was in his mid-teens, and to the degree his writing has changed at all, it's gotten worse.

>>285000 (checked)

His two biggest (media) influences are Doctor Who and Jaws. Despite a lot of show and talking about it, it's obvious from his writing that he's really only interested in getting to the cannibal/sex/shrinking scenes.

>>284768

I think you're in the minority on that one. What are the basics of fiction? Plot, dialogue, character development, and then the quality of writing itself. His fiction is for masturbatory purposes for himself and other cannibal fetishists and his female protagonists are named after and possibly extensions of his hamsters.

>>284808

He talks about podcasts so often that I can't believe he hasn't made some of his own (probably the only thing he's qualified to talk about is Doctor Who but that hasn't stopped him in his videos).

I actually think Jahans would be a fascinating sidekick on a podcast – something where he can interject his nonsensical or obsessive but contradictory ideas without having to carry a whole show with them – though he would never accept such a role.


452a38 No.285040

What the fuck does "autoexposiprose" mean?


107ce3 No.285058

>>285040

100% of google results are from green nothing productions.


dcaa0d No.285060

>>285024

>He talks about podcasts so often that I can't believe he hasn't made some of his own

He would feel too inhibited if the interview with Adam serves as an example. That means no weird voices to mock someone, no death threats to the alt right or any of the other things that make Jahans entertaining.

But more importantly does he even have someone to start a podcast with? Is there any evidence of him having actual friends? He constantly talks about wonderful likeminded people he hasn't met personally in the last two years. Yet his faceberg posts keep getting 1 like at most and his videos never have positive comments, not even back in 2013/14 when he was a total nobody. I think it's all bullshit he says to feel better about himself.


989b74 No.285063

God fucking damn this rainbow shit is giving me eye cancer


005a57 No.285070

>>285060

Where is this interview? And who is Adam really?


dcaa0d No.285071

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>285070

The interview should be here esotericjahanism.com/sermons.html idk why the site is down. A few months ago Adam had a channel dedicated to promote jahanism but he deleted it for unknown reasons.


cda60e No.285082

>>285071

The domain registration (and with it probably the hosting) expired:

> Registrar URL: http://www.crazydomains.com

> Updated Date: 2017-09-06T01:39:38Z

> Creation Date: 2016-09-05T00:00:00Z

> Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2017-09-05T00:00:00Z


005a57 No.285090

>>285082

End of an era. Does anyone have any archives of the interview?


f1adc1 No.285091

>>285063

Just switch to yotsuba or something.


cda60e No.285092

File: 7d825991b2cd918⋯.jpg (29.99 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 87b9e9ed89df3ab7a6f55c9584….jpg)

>>285090

I've got the first two mp3s from the site, and a random one that was never archived there (the "final" discord chat when he threw down his toys and stomped off).


1f9b95 No.285108

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh (same old shit) jahans

muh genocidal trumpist nazis


dcaa0d No.285111

File: 0cfad8af9d4cd24⋯.jpg (38.06 KB, 476x510, 14:15, creepy-fake-smile.jpg)

>>285108

>2:50

I thought Jahans didn't like to use autism as an insult. So this confirms that he was the one posting in this thread.

>8:30

<Black people insulting white people is not racism, that is self defence

Jahans can't stop hitting new lows can he. But yeah same old shit, another video trying to draw attention away from the fact that he is a cannibal.


cda60e No.285130

File: 2b504d6dbd6c2fc⋯.jpg (51.72 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-JlUTMkwOkRQ.jpg)

>>285108

Oh fuck, Jahans takes down Pewds, genocidal eugenicists blown the fuck out!

> 6:40

So now he's retreated so far up his own ass that he's just re-writing (not editing, re-writing) things he's already written. And not one after another, but all of them at the same time.


53fe2e No.285150


989b74 No.285156

File: c3f7ee280a5b4b5⋯.jpg (269.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tumblr_nsvehcyBOI1splsgpo1….jpg)

>>285150

>My family tries to help but they fail to understand because their thought process is so far from mine at best

Yes, your family does not agree with the idea of cannibalism.

>Nine World’s Geek Fest

jesus christ, jahans finds THIS (pic related) fun…

>You see as an autistic person, as me at my place on the various spectrums, I adapt, I kind of mould myself to fit my environment and the people I’m with. Except there is kick back. An essential version of me will bolt like a horse, rejecting adaptations that don’t sit right.

Jahans contradicts himself…

>Cutting out problematic scenes, rewriting, editing and perhaps most importantly, no longer needing to write out of distraction but instead actively following plans.

(((OH GAWD))) problematic goy

>Ultimately so what if I can’t write a trans, black or female perspective accurately, when a robotic shark is angry with them what matters is their ability to deal with the danger.

Did he just assume their fear privilege?

>…of wearing the fancy suits, lying and playing the great game of capitalism…

Going to the corner shop does NOT count as being a capitalist.

>I mean if there is one thing I have learned for certain it is that nature and nurture both fucked me up so I shall play Frankenstein to my own monstrousness. I will create the new version of myself, not the whims of fate or the idiocy of neurotypicals. I will be socially progressive, confident and dominant. I’m done being the victim of fate and shiteholes.

*I will continue to fall for the same patterns, masturbate to skyrim and keep eating mints and diet coke until the end of time.


573228 No.285163

File: b34a7cda4b5fbf9⋯.png (115.69 KB, 258x218, 129:109, smug.png)

>>285156

>confident and dominant

SMUG JAHANS is back

Another highlight

>I have felt myself tempted by a metaphorical darkside. That I could say fuck it. That I could give into the power. That I could lie, could let myself be so self interested, greedy and confident. That being this timid self loathing wreck is to a certain extent a choice. It is choosing to display my honest feelings and thoughts.

Jahans finally admits that his self loathing was bullshit the entire time. It's funny that he still wants to cater to SJWs when they couldn't care less about his fapfics.


331176 No.285397

File: 3dad3f4e4779312⋯.png (44.2 KB, 752x221, 752:221, old.png)

I need more nectar


11edd5 No.285441

>>285058

the most reputable source in the multiverse


11edd5 No.285450

there is literally more proof of the multiverse than there is for the existence of a Judeo-Christian God.

#proudjahanist


452a38 No.285453

File: 78ec30a11155377⋯.gif (2.12 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1467271135392.gif)

Terror attack in London by jihadis; Jahans stays quiet.


4618a8 No.285463

File: fe7bd0a1fea20da⋯.jpg (132.28 KB, 720x540, 4:3, fukin-gunz.jpg)

>>285453

Bikers white genocide is ok according to Jahanic law, also dogs with gunz are a bigger threat than ISIS.


ca3c89 No.285487

https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/09/what-victory-would-mean-by-alexander.html

FRESH BLOGGAGE

WHAT VICTORY WOULD MEAN

tldr: Jahans self-diagnoses himself with PTSD but claims a therapist wouldn't be able to prove him wrong because muh autism. More guilt-tripping about privilege. My life is in ruins. Big Balls Keith and his abusive nature. The risk, however small, that a nazi might turn up on my doorstep with a loaded gun


6a0df0 No.285535

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NEW JAHANS VIDEO, FUCKERS

He's apparently going to go by Gordon Jones now, 8chan gets a mention at 11:54, and he says he's going to start making regular videos again. The rest of it is just standard bitchy Jahans.


062b01 No.285540

>>285535

>Gordon Jones

What a racist, rejecting his proud pajeet heritage.


10bc79 No.285546

>>285535

>It's another leave me alone episode

He likes to think that he is revelant enough to have his name filtered on 8chan and "the other chans". Admit that you love the attention, Jahans.

>>285487

>I lost my manhood

You were never Tranny, Jahans.

>Telling me to sort my life out while the nazis still know where I live, while my father still has a key to where I live, while the stress of the house move still hangs over me, stupid. I can’t do the other things until I leave this fucking house, until the people I care about are gone from it.

You’ll always have new excuses to keep avoiding responsibility and stop being a cannibalistic manchild.

<I think I’m gonna kill myself but I won’t bickers there is hope

It seems he can only mimic his parents' negative traits (like making suicide threats) but again its another thing he's shit at bickers he's not manipulating anyone.


99721c No.285549

File: 197b3b0e6990efd⋯.jpg (47.22 KB, 428x477, 428:477, 1471531918297.jpg)

>>285535

Jahans back to making daily videos? New Golden Age incoming?? Is there any truth to the rumour that Adam met him at the 9Worlds convention?


ca3c89 No.285554

>>285535

What does the reversion to Gordon Jones mean lads? He is emerging, or at least wants us to think he's emerging, from a period of inner crisis if his last few tweets and bloggages are to be believed and has claimed the farshnuke is being resurrected for the nth time. If I'm not mistaken this is also the first 'across time and the multiverse' we've had in a while.


cda60e No.285557

>>285554

> sound and fury

> signifying nothing

He's been claiming he's emerging from his two year period of inner turmoil for so long that he's caught himself starting to say "three years."

I welcome a more engaged Jahans, even if it is a re-run.


cda60e No.285563

File: 5e0427e40284b1d⋯.jpg (67.16 KB, 853x960, 853:960, teen-confessions.jpg)

>>285535

Summary: PG Version of NAZIS BETTER UNSUBSCRIBE

> I make these videos for me.

Classic defense mechanism for those who are terrified of criticism.

> I am Gordon Jones now (again)

Pic related. He really does think he can metaphorically "regenerate" and that it is a meaningful thing to change what you call yourself, as if Doctor Who introduced that as a religious concept rather than a way to explain why the actors were different.

> Stop watching muh videos

Also he's back to "I am hated by the left and by the right… but the left are right to hate me." I love Alex's delusions of grandeur, this is a positive sign. In his mind the Laura "Neo-Vagina" Buzz Incident was epic in scope and catastrophic in consequences, as meaningful to mankind as the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Nobody knows who he is and nobody knows what he's done outside of a small cult on the internet that thinks it's funny.

> 8chan and all of the chans

We got a shout out!

>>285549

Fuck off Adam.


3dc7a5 No.285598

File: 7ef2a58b33ceea5⋯.jpg (418.98 KB, 881x648, 881:648, 7ef2a58b33ceea5cce9d881aee….jpg)

>>285535

>8chan gets a mention

>mfw


f34650 No.285599

>>285563

That looks like something out of Sam Hyde's book.

>I fix computers like second nature

I don't believe this for one minute.


761a29 No.285652

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.nl/2017/09/better.html

http://archive.is/7c7bD

New bloggage, nothing new, Jahans feels marginally better and wants to get back to writing.

> In his mind the Laura "Neo-Vagina" Buzz Incident was epic in scope and catastrophic in consequences

I can't help but wonder if this isn't a pity tactic. I can't believe somebody could be so hung up on such a minor occurrence after all this time, when even the people concerned don't care about it. Then again, this is Jahans who still brings up incidents with classmates from over 10 years ago.


00a851 No.285656

>>285563

>>285652

Speaking of which, how did he found out about LQoH's negative reception?


d52e23 No.285658

File: 6c139211de819fc⋯.jpg (97.67 KB, 1200x644, 300:161, 1451251032315-0.jpg)

>>285563

>Jahans spells "bureaucracy" as "brearauracracy"

And this guy thinks he should be a writer.


cda60e No.285661

>>285652

Maybe a pity tactic, maybe that he views his life as a movie and the only things that pass as major plot points are these tiny incidents blown out of proportion.


6a0df0 No.285670

File: 9aeefc6de587e89⋯.jpg (35.45 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1505169628114.jpg)

File: fe37de167cc15e9⋯.jpg (23.09 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1505591627890.jpg)

File: 9fa96f986f369c2⋯.jpg (42.02 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1505487170111.jpg)

>>285599

I assume it's supposed to be aping Rupi Kaur's ever terrible style of "poetry".

>>285658

That's the least of Jahan's writing woes. Despite having a bachelor's degree in creative and professional writing, his stories are, quality-wise, right up there with some twelve year old's Doctor Who fanfiction. I know his degree is from a shit-tier university, but you'd still expect Jahans would pick something up that would help him become a better writer. Word choice, style, structure, the basics of writing and storytelling are all completely lost on him, somehow.

Jahans is an unpleasant person and a freak of nature, but I kind of like him. I'd like to see him become a moderately successful hack writer, but Jahans is stuck in his ways, both with his writing and in life. I will say though, some of his ideas are kind of interesting, even if they are stolen from inspired by other sources. The multi-verse, in my opinion, has potential.


6a0df0 No.285688

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NEW JAHANS


452a38 No.285696

>>285688

>1hr30min

>ratings enabled

>comments not deleted

I guess he really is back. sidenote: It's really sad how the trolls seem to be his only friends.


6cad3b No.285715

>>285688

>It's another "Jahans tries to justify why he won't anything remotely productive with his life" video


cda60e No.285724

>>285688

> Greetings across the grand spectrums of time and indeed the multiverse

> My name is Gordon Jones

lol he's really doing this. He's a 25 year old man doing this.

I've always thought taking seriously a crude doppelganger the way CWC responded to Liquid Chris was the test of self-awareness. Jahans being so hung up on his name through the years isn't quite on that level – I don't think he'd freak out about Liquid Gordon like CWC did – but it's getting close.


cda60e No.285725

>>285688

1:23:00

More niggers being shot by police for "stealing candy bars." Only this time Jahans claims the cops are being fired because black cops on the police force "aren't putting up with that shit anymore." What? This isn't even pablum he cribbed from the Independent or the Guardian, he's completely in his own multiverse on this and made it up out of whole cloth.


4ba505 No.285727

File: 9fbc4eb5c942de8⋯.jpg (30.95 KB, 492x486, 82:81, MUH.jpg)

>>285696

Too bad it's approved comments only

>>285724

The way he believes on the power of names is very CWC-esque.

By the way anyone else finds his constant forced smiles annoying as fuck?


fd34bd No.285737

Did anybody back up his "cuckophobia" video? I can't find it anymore and it was one of my favourite videos.


fd34bd No.285739

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>285737

Nvm. It was because I was putting an o in it.


107ce3 No.285755

>>285688

It's allways impressive how bad he is at political analysis.

Here are some highlights and suggestions for potential .webms.

After 29 minutes we get some inspiring Jahanic words of wisdom about how stupidity is being intelligent enough to figure out what is right, and disagreeing with him chosing the wrong thing.

At 49:30 he was going to say that the evil right wing politicians said

>"Let's make sure you have to have an ID to vote"

but he realised that that sounded reasonable, so he changed it to the lie that they say

>"Let's make sure you have to have five types ID and fill out a fucking questionare to vote"

In Sweden we need photo ID to vote. Surely they must in England as well?

50:40:

>This is why America is so messed up. It is why you have the right to buy a gun but not to get treated for a gunshot wound.

51:30 (we're on a roll):

Here he says that the idea of the American Revolution was to make the country right wing so that people would be pissed off and therefore not have another revolution.

After 1:21:00 he says that nerds are on the top of society, and that strong men are on the bottom and considered unattractive. At 1:23:30 he says that trannies, fags, blacks, immigrants, etc. will be on the top in the future. He also uses a cop "going around killing black kids 'cause they've stolen chocolate bars" as an example again. Where the hell did he get that idea?

1:27:30: Here he repeats again his claim that "the right is defined by pragmatism", but then he says that "when leftwingers become pragmatic, they're fucking scary" and uses progressives as an example. Because, as we all know, when someone hears "progressive", they think "Oh, like a leftwinger, but more pragmatic". His entire rant here is hillarious.

1:29:00: Here he says that he wants all-autistic companies, that disciminate against non-autists.


a17735 No.285759

>>285755

Adam you need to calm your tits get back on your meds, mate.


4ba505 No.285776

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>285739

It's kinda interesting how some Jahanic concepts are quickly dropped and never mentioned again, like cuckphobia, project MIRTH or the cringeworthy "We Will Persist". What was the point? Maybe failed attempts at becoming a viral meme.


ca3c89 No.285777

I don't think THE RESURRECTION of Gordon Jones and the Farshnuke is simply down to Laura Queen of ButtsGate. That is a constant source of guilt, but the current stream of tweets and vids since late August seem to point towards something unique (though probably just as pathetic) that has forced Gordon into crisis.Or hes just engaging in more sad storytelling to reenergise the trolls in some vain hope they will provide him with a profitable audience as WORK approaches. This of course will never happen.

>>285776

The Jahanic dogma is a chthonic ever-shifting body of memes and half-dead notions that emanate from the pure will of Gordon. Best not be questioned.

>>285724

I wonder what would happen if someone casually did a similar thing to Jahans and created a fake social media account or something under the name of one of his past avatars, took all the cocks under the name of that avatar (AGJ) and then started denouncing Gordon Jones as the imposter and a Nazi transphobic troll.


4ff550 No.285787

>>285150

>september 2017

>still jahaning

wowled


18720e No.285792

File: 94cc64f17a95e2d⋯.jpg (280.15 KB, 680x1388, 170:347, Path-of-the-Jahanist.jpg)

OC


11edd5 No.285805

File: 0801505e2de2215⋯.png (509.19 KB, 591x470, 591:470, Cogrill's Migrant Mill.png)

>>285792

Cogrill's Mill is absolute nectar tbh


18720e No.285831


11edd5 No.285832

>>285831

>its another episode of "if i pay lip-service to the idea of self-reflection and admit i am a horrible human being with sick desires, then its ok"


18720e No.285835

File: 24bc0dd7f96c026⋯.jpg (177.42 KB, 492x750, 82:125, 1472833636684.jpg)

>>285832

Maybe I'm biased but I remember that just a year and a half ago he wasn't that whiny and repetitive. Not sure if this is part of his strategy to bore us or if it's a sign of his mental decline.


ca3c89 No.285843

>I wrote a thing and I upset people

so it was just trannygate all along

>But I’ve been writing again. I’ve been playing games again. I’ve been pulling myself together

But he does this all the time. He's been shitting his pants and doing nothing but this for the past three years when LQoE is a year old or something by now. Jahans has such a weird sense of time. Its strange that only now he decides on this whole resurrection game so late after the event with no other change in his circumstances.


ca3c89 No.285849


ca3c89 No.285850

Its genuinely quite depressing reading his deviantart stuff, I like Jahans but I'm not one to massively sympathise with him yet its impossible not to feel dead in side reading his heartfelt dreams and plans for the future and knowing all that would follow is wallowing in self-hating NEETdom, SJWism and writing erotic screeds for tranny podcast hosts. Its made all the more Sad! by the fact his writing style has not developed one slightest bit since 2008. There's even a whole story about a guy who looks into his future and sees some failure looking back that's so eerie. Jahans is doomed.


6c9441 No.285858

File: 4550b10d868b26f⋯.jpg (270.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1471981960421.jpg)

>>285850

It's hard to feel bad about Jahans with his hypocrisy, justification for cannibalism and cancerous beliefs. He's a huge misanthrope and you can see that with how smug he gets when fantasizing about alt-righters getting killed. Obviously he only claims to hate white people bickers its socially acceptable but it's clear Alexander is a person full of hate with little to no positive traits.

He's extremely unlikeable, no wonder why even SJWs reject him, people can feel the negativity he transmits.


cda60e No.285923

>>285835

He was interacting with trolls then as well as shouting at them. Now he speaks past them to the Dear Reader and occasionally shouts at them.

>>285849

That's nothing, he wrote fairly sympathetic posts about the BNP (British National Party):

https://farsh-nuke.deviantart.com/journal/Racism-227077914

Archived: http://archive.is/viNvz

> And yet I feel as though I should be able to vote for the BNP without fear of bering mobbed and to be honest even the BNP smacks of a compromise where's the ENP.

^ that is literally, 100% what today's Jahans would do to his lesbian-gym-teacher-looking 18 year old self.

> So I'm, not a racist because I don't judge on looks but I do feel that our country has gone too far the other way. If a white bloke calls someone a cnut it's considered fair and yet somehow if the victim has different pigments in his skin then he can sue for racial discrimination.

Amazing. Another:

https://farsh-nuke.deviantart.com/journal/Who-am-I-224525422

Archive: http://archive.is/6po2y

> My dad is constantly asked where he comes from and as a result he virtually has a pie chart detailing just how much of him is foreign and where from. The whole point is moot when it comes to me because as far as I'm concerned I'm English! My dad's born and raised in Bristol, his mum helped in the war, and my mum comes from such an English bloodline that my uncle now lives in Shakespeare's home town. I myself am a very loyal fan of the BBC and proudly feel a mixture of nostalgia and patriotism when I see the Great British Icons.

> Okay I can tell you're all wondering now if I vote for the BNP and I don't, though I would rather like the BNP to be like British national sports, full of the best from all around the world.


c9bf05 No.285935

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FESH JAHANS


a5dcad No.285958

>>285935

how can someone talk so much and say so little


a5dcad No.286122

File: 3392293c72580c1⋯.jpg (136.09 KB, 747x403, 747:403, intellectualstimulus-nuke.jpg)

Thinking that enjoying escapism equals being busy t's a common mistake among NEETs. Jahans will never grow out of it


d16fc8 No.286155

this guy got boring..


ea84a3 No.286169

File: fa7ceb205024dce⋯.jpg (572.02 KB, 732x649, 732:649, 1489679452595.jpg)

>>286155

All of 2017 has been boring and uneventful so far. Last year we had the boyfriend saga, the job saga, the discord interview, Helen and Keith's divorce. Maybe it is (((pure coincidence))) that the Nectar started to decline at the same time he stopped shilling himself on 4/pol/?


9a8873 No.286174

>>286169

>Maybe it is (((pure coincidence))) that the Nectar started to decline at the same time he stopped shilling himself on 4/pol/?

He grew a bit of awareness, that's all.

I guess it took just that to significantly dry up the daily cow, huh?


ca3c89 No.286177

>>286155

Nice try gordo

>soon I shall be drinking ginger beer

what do these jahanisms mean


760ac7 No.286178

>>286122

A day like this would be a genuine achievement for someone who is severely depressed. Jahans seems way to functional to qualify for that excuse, though.


dc549a No.286179

>>286178

The sickening thing is that Jahans is depressed because he cannot figure out a way to assure every day will be like this in perpetuity. Clinically depressed people need to just get themselves doing something, anything to help break out of their debilitation. Jahans is just a grotesquely magnified version of the kid bummed out that Summer vacation is over and school is starting again.


9a8873 No.286187

>>286179

>Clinically depressed people need to just get themselves doing something, anything to help break out of their debilitation.

Yeah, this. I have NEETed for around 5 years due to conditions that ain't has something to do with psychiatric illnesses, and I don't get why people would want to sit their asses all day shitting his pants and doing nothing. It's hard shitting his pants and doing nothing at all, you know?


ea84a3 No.286188

File: d71b7c4bd7ee5a9⋯.png (497.04 KB, 851x608, 851:608, work.png)

>>286174

I always thought it was weird for someone like Jahans to be so uninterested on the sites where his trolls come from, so ignorant of imageboards to the point of saying that "you can create sockpuppet accounts on 8chan". Seems like an elaborate troll.


ea84a3 No.286212


d16fc8 No.286220

>>286188

You are paranoid my good goy.


8897e3 No.286244

File: 367ee8d11092276⋯.jpg (29.07 KB, 640x480, 4:3, sad-pepe-640x480.jpg)

Hey Adam, if you're there… i miss you man… life has gone to shit since you disappeared… I miss having something to strive towards :(

Even if you just make ONE MORE video… pls come back


531ef9 No.286261

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Esoteric Jahanism was never about Adam, even if he did help found it. It got quieter when he left, sure, but it wasn't all him. Adam's main thing was that he was a good spokesman to communicate with Jahans as he was a sly manipulator in conversations and could lead Jahans up the garden path quite effectively - but even that became redundant pretty fast. When the Jahans interviews dried up, what was the point of Adam, really? He was just like some posh uncle who would pop in. I know that he tried to reach out to other people to do another Jahans style interview, but that was lightning in a bottle, you know? I do find it funny that Jahans stull addresses blog posts to him though, making him out to be some chad alpha; Jahans definitely has a boner for him and I really wouldn't be surprised if Jahans hadn't jerked his tictac over Adam.

Adam's channel was a laugh, I give you that. His best videos were, of course, the Jahans ones like the analysing Jahans on his birthday or the incredibly autistic fiction discussions with someone who was apparently his little brother (?). I was never a fan of that neet cult he was trying to garner though - seemed like a joke at first, but then I couldn't quite guage how serious he was.

I remember talking to him a couple of times in the Discord server and he seemed decent but he would disappear from them all the time as well. It pretty much came out that he's very much a shadow Jahans IRL. He's baron or some shit. I don't have the dox that was circulated but he's basically Jahans if Helen and Keith were loaded and didn't pass on the Kallmans. Worth a read if you can find it.

Tbh I'm annoyed that he gets a lot of the credit for Esoteric Jahanism and people think he's a Jesus figure who can do no wrong. His videos when he was making them were mostly rubbish, bar the odd good one. And after the Jahans interview he had served his purpose. Maybe it was because he didn't seem as grotesque in appearance as most of the people who I imagine follow Jahans are, and that's why he gathered such a following of people who keep naming him in these threads that are ABOUT JAHANS but idc really. Fuck Adam tbqh. He should stay away from Esoteric Jahanism and let someone else try something with it


cda60e No.286270

>>286244

>>286261

/cow/ is getting pretty fucking gay


ca3c89 No.286297


ea84a3 No.286298

File: e44e5d3975ae7dc⋯.jpg (20.28 KB, 586x112, 293:56, brutal murder.jpg)

<pic related

TOTALLY against genocide guise!

>>286297

All that fucking reddit spacing.

>The Farsh-nuke grinned and as he smiled his skin colour changed, his bone structure altered and his teeth grew. His changed into a green dragon.

Reminder that Jahans believes that in the future science will allow people to transform into dragons and sharks.

>>286261

At the end he failed at making jahanism popular, his audience was 90% the same few dozen spergs that already knew jahans. If he wanted to be a minor eceleb, he probably realized that lolcows are too niche.


7e7ca7 No.286355

File: d10b12ac765da3e⋯.jpg (78.18 KB, 1198x383, 1198:383, ADAMNECTAR.jpg)

>>286297

>>286261

>>286244

Can someone explain Adam's role in the Multiverse to me? Why does Jahans write blogs and fictions to and about him? I just don't understand. There's a particularly weird passage in the latest fiction where Jahans murders him with a lasso:

>The racist ran through the concrete jungle. “Fucking cuck! Why won’t you leave me alone?”

>“Stop running and I will be merciful, Adam.” said Gavin as he bought the lasso up from his waist, striding calmly after the white man.

>“You’re insane!” cried the racist, throwing back a look.

>“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few and you are a nazi aren’t you Adam?” said Gavin, striding after his prey calmly.

>“Yeah, I’m a member of the Alt-Right, what of it? Freedom of speech, man! Freedom of speech!” cried the racist.

>“The Genocidal surrender all rights.” said Gavin as he readied his lasso. “You would pose an existential threat to the human race. You are a cancer and there is only one cure for for cancer.”

>The racist came to the end of a cul de sac and looked back to Gavin in panic as the predator approached calmly.

>“Hush now…” said Gavin as threw the lasso.

>The lasso fell about the racist’s neck then it was pulled taught, suffocating the racist and pulling him to the ground.

>“Now are you going to be a good little boy worthy of mercy or do I need to humiliate you as you die?” asked Gavin.

>The racist spat in Gavin’s face.

>“So be it.” said Gavin, pulling out a knife.

https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2017/09/sir-gavin-and-green-dragon.html


01996c No.286359

File: eea534545330583⋯.png (275.69 KB, 375x445, 75:89, wtfdidiread.png)

>>286355

This is the weirdest wish fulfillment power fantasy I've read in a while. Maybe Adam really does make Gordo's dick tingle.


988a4f No.286361

>>286359

Now he is a TRUE and HONEST bisexual. Also he's been fantasizing lately about gender bending.

TRANSJAHANS WHEN


7e7ca7 No.286362

File: a0aa9487eac8276⋯.jpg (11.8 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault-1.jpg)

>>286361

Jahans has always been a Quare though. Remember when he was giving blowies to that autist he hooked up with last summer?


7e7ca7 No.286363

File: 49b2cfe7792e7af⋯.jpg (182.56 KB, 1440x1120, 9:7, YUMYUMCUMMYCUM.jpg)

>>286362

#TBT

>My name is Gordon Jones, I am 22, 6 foot 5 with saggy tits and a big belly. I am gay and I can't smell. Today my life turned upside down.

> I was heading to Asda to buy a Yorkie for myself and a new toy for my cat Doctor Ace, stuck at the traffic lights before Lion Retail Park specifically, when a tall athlete with flame red hair opened the passenger seat door, buckled himself in and commanded me to drive, indicating the freshly green light heading away from the park.


ca3c89 No.286365

>>286298

>>286355

Its weird how Jahans thinks 'utilitarian morality' is some kind of edgy 'competency bias' when its an entirely irrational insistence on human equality and the value of happiness not unlike the claims of religion. Jahans never actually critically examines his 'morality', whenever he discusses it its rightness is taken for granted and never argued, why, for example, humans ought to be valued above egoistic advancement. His attempts to tie this to 'science' is even stupider and funnier. This is hardly unique to Jahans though.


988a4f No.286371

File: 3a6a2d8dcc1300e⋯.jpg (35.64 KB, 348x735, 116:245, perfect_prey.jpg)

>>286362

In an earlier thread some lad said Jahans is "prison gay", which is probably the most accurate description. If not then why the only people that get shrunken and eaten in his fiction are white women?


7e7ca7 No.286373

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>286371

>no male sylphs

Simply not true. There are male sylphs like Many a True Nerd, that bloke from Farscape and Matt Smith's Doctor Who. And probably Adam.

Vid related: Jahans only has a travel ban on Black Sylphs


dbe7dc No.286375

>>286373

Are … Are the Logicios muslims?


85b941 No.286398

File: e9a09cdb937e47e⋯.jpg (79.81 KB, 600x552, 25:23, kekk.jpg)

>>286373

>male sylphs like Many a True Nerd, that bloke from Farscape and Matt Smith's Doctor Who

Also

<random mentions of squash, diet coke, letsplays and podcasts

I can't stop loling when I try to read his shit. Its so self-referential it's ridiculous, seriously fanfic-tier levels of bad writing.


8dc15b No.286527

File: a2bde0998d45f34⋯.png (465.65 KB, 528x679, 528:679, a2bde0998d45f3422b54d9ff5a….png)

>>286297

>“I want a great many things.” said the Farsh-nuke. “I’m not playing this game.”

>Viola sighed and leaned back. “So what do you want?”

>The Farsh-nuke shrugged. “A world free from Elder Gods and Sylphs. A world where women are badass, men aren’t total dicks and politics is just a choice between two bland alternatives of Meh.”

He's an eldrich dragon god from an alternate universe, and when asked what he wants, it's SJW comics and Hillary as president.


761a29 No.286569

File: f8c7a18e045d555⋯.jpg (846.2 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, IMG_20170416_204436.jpg)

>>286355

Jahans canonised Adam as an elder god twice in the multiverse. First as Black Adam, who was a transitioning and charming avatar of Fascism and then retconned to Adam Godwinson who was less evil but more conniving.

>>286375

Logicios aren't muslims, they are an organization of exclusively white male nerds founded by the Farsh-nuke. They travel through universes stealing technology and co-opting it as their own. They also own a lot of sylph and toygirl slaves. They are considered evil but allowed to operate freely because they are the only military force capable of holding back the Septagonoids.


ca3c89 No.286587

File: 86a996ee35952e8⋯.jpg (132.94 KB, 949x841, 949:841, based_gordon_and_his_submi….jpg)


ca3c89 No.286588

some gems

>I am disgusted and repulsed by the absurdity that I must jump through all these hoops for the priviolege

>More that that though I am scarred. I defined myself as a pacifist, as a good mean


b6a0d9 No.286684

>>286587

He keeps repeating the same ideas over and over again. Will Jahans get alzheimer? I'm starting to worry lads.


cda60e No.286686

File: 08589b5f7397539⋯.jpg (282.36 KB, 1215x766, 1215:766, shah-jahan-woking.jpg)

>>286684

Imagine being Jahans. He lives in a bubble in which nothing ever changes. He wakes up when he is no longer sleepy, he sleeps when he gets bored (several times a day). The substantial decisions he makes every day are what to put in front of his eyes and ears to distract himself for a few hours until his tic tacs fill with cummies and he can fap to sick shit again. He goes out so little that he has on at least two occasions become "lost" by his own admission in the town of 60k in which he's lived his entire life. Most people call this a "vacation" but he's in this every day until Helen kicks her tard baby out.

It's a sterile existence (about the only thing about Jahans that is). We've been quick to state that this boring repetition is because of autism but I think a big part of it is the total lack of external stimuli. If he spoke any of these things to people, or allowed any kind of feedback via comments on his blog or whatever, he would at least be prodded to advance his opinions, consider his "worn out, stressed, exhausted, so tired, so very very tired" pose vs. what others say, etc. He rarely cites his old posts, and when he does it's only about practical matters – a job he thought he would get, a plan he had that didn't work. External matters. Same with his videos. Hundreds of videos, hundreds of posts and they all make as much sense individually as they do in context with each other.

Since he has no stimuli, Jahans starts writing from Page 1 rather than Page 17 or Page 60, over and over again, every time. People in prison are like this when they write. He's very lonely but being Jahans won't ever let him fix that.


b6a0d9 No.286696

File: 1fbb26b9ead3b11⋯.jpg (429.51 KB, 1719x1323, 191:147, R4R3.jpg)

>>286686

>We've been quick to state that this boring repetition is because of autism but I think a big part of it is the total lack of external stimuli.

I agree, even the vast majority of autists would realize how pointless it is to write the same thing with slightly different wording every few days for years.

>If he spoke any of these things to people

Sorry for bringing up this topic again (since I haven't read someone else's opinion on this yet) but do you think that the friends he occasionally talks about actually exist? On the latest bloggage he says

<I don’t trust anyone, that’s why I keep no secrets, (…) I don’t have anyone I trust to hold me in check

but then he goes back to "I have a lot of awesome friends who support me".

>feedback via comments on his blog or whatever

He's kind of rude when he replies to comments, but honestly that is understandable.


ca3c89 No.286697

>>286686

>pic

ESOTERIC

>>286696

One thing that should be noted is that Gordo has a weird conception of time, these friends are most likely university or even school friends that just float around his mind in conversations half-fictionalised that most likely happened years ago for Jahans sees himself as a fixed fictional character in an eternal present. This thinking can be seen with his obsession over the Trannygate saga despite it being years ago, his reference to his own 'violence' evidenced by acts that took place in his teens and the obsession with Nazi trolls.


cda60e No.286701

File: 046b688e7de33d5⋯.jpg (106.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>286697

I actually didn't read the Wiki article that closely.

> UK's first purpose-built mosque

> built by a Jew

> in Woking

> named Shah Jahan

We're reaching levels of hermetic revelation that should not be possible fam


4ca69f No.286712

>>286361

seems like a lot of neckbeard virgins turn bi now to get any type of sexual release they can like Jahans blowing that mentally retarded guy


1f9b95 No.286713

>>286686

i've noticed he has a small habit of coming out with statements of change, progress or revelation. he curls his dumbbells, he's going on walks, he's pushing himself, or he's come to find a new piece of knowledge which has changed his state of mind. there's plenty of videos like that where he claims to have made some sort of small first step. but of course he never changes, his "big task" capacity never increases. i can see my own NEETish habits in him, he's a look at the ultimate rut a lad could end up in coming out of education

i wonder if he's just having ups and down between wank sessions or test injections.


b6a0d9 No.286715

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>286713

>he's come to find a new piece of knowledge which has changed his state of mind

A recent example of this was when he read Neurotribes. It's always stuff he can relate to as an autist, as a SJW or as a nerd/writer.

>i wonder if he's just having ups and down between wank sessions or test injections.

Probably. He's just as lazy as always but his brain has become incredibly unstable and erratic for the last two years. Take almost any old video and see how coherent he was when expressing his thoughts back then.


c9bf05 No.286723

File: b6b5fa3bce1857a⋯.webm (7 MB, 640x360, 16:9, shah_jahans.webm)

File: 68c052a59db5852⋯.pdf (97.13 KB, The Sin of Cradling Him.pdf)

File: 7e1738d2c510610⋯.pdf (189.74 KB, Laura, Queen of Earth Part….pdf)

>>286701

This was all discovered several threads ago, along with the fact that "Jahan" in Persian means "world" or "universe".

"Shah Jahans" has been referenced several times in esoteric literature.


c9bf05 No.286724

File: a7b9b9d285d37e9⋯.png (133.95 KB, 584x334, 292:167, ClipboardImage.png)

Free copies of Keith's magnum opus

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NACKBY


ca3c89 No.286736

File: b4d9bd50cfd0863⋯.jpg (14.53 KB, 600x583, 600:583, angry.jpg)

>>286724

>no kindle

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Someone needs to post it here on in a pdf analysing cogrills mill is a vital initiation into the Mysteries.


c9bf05 No.286742

>>286736

Just download the kindle pc app and make an amazon account with a throwaway email.


cda60e No.286775

>>286736

I think the preview on Amazon is enough to satisfy your curiosity. It's not a dry as I thought it would be but it's very "simple." You can actually describe the plot points in detail before Keith gets to them.

> Man is having a good day

> Man gets unexpected phone call

> Man talks on the phone

> Man moves from Point A to Point B

> Man has dialogue which advances the plot an inch or two

> Man shrinks his antagonist and eats her.

If Jahans writes fiction so he can create material to jack it to, Keith seems to write fiction so he can say he wrote fiction. Interestingly though both of them write like they're describing a movie.


452a38 No.286782

File: 6841478c1239020⋯.png (22.41 KB, 498x177, 166:59, screenshot-www.facebook.co….png)

Drunken vid incoming?


cda60e No.286810

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>286782

In the meantime, Bonto Max just uploaded the discord interviews to YouTube. As one video. A seven hour video.


0f3213 No.286823

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH NECTAR-NUKE


cda60e No.286832

File: 347d4433c7d8172⋯.jpg (52.82 KB, 854x480, 427:240, youtu.be-image.jpg)

>>286823

5:25:

JEWS ARE THE CANCER THAT MUST BE EXCISED FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE.


a45de7 No.286860

This has probably been discussed before, but why does Jahans obsess over Adam so much when he's essentially a slightly edgier Tory? He didn't give this much attention to the Daily Jewish Apocalypse guys, and they're way further out there than Adam.


48f7c0 No.286864

File: 141ba9f881e53c3⋯.jpg (569.84 KB, 1527x1440, 509:480, Screenshot_20170930-184911.jpg)

>>286860

It's because Adam was the first person to actually speak to Jahans in a conversation. He was first contact.

Adam was imprinted on Jahans' psyche at that moment - and Jahans has constantly refashioned Adam into whatever image suits him at the time. Going from finding him sound enough to spend days talking to him on a Discord chat, to then stewing, writing blog post after blog post on "Black Adam leader of the alpha jock troll Nazis", to then canonising him as a weird God within his autistic fiction universe. By putting him in the fiction, Jahans can now blatantly write Farshnuke/Adam Death Fics with no remorse or guilt ("It's not real guyz!").

I would like to know Adam's thoughts on all this but it looks like he's not coming back. Even the interview he did talking about the Jahanic history has been deleted from youtube. All that exists of Adam and his shenanigans are these 8chan threads. It's very strange how it all rose and died fairly quickly. The transience of the interneticus, I suppose.

This year has also been a nonevenful one in terms of Jahabs. He hasn't done half as much as last year, the sagas haven't been there, and he has basically devolved into a visibily mentally ill man (that derranged look in his eyes wasn't there last year) living with his mother. At least the Jahans of yore had a bit of humour to him. At least the Jahans of yore would offer little entertainments to his audience like flashing the titties or eating a pie or pot noodle. Today's Jahans is way too far gone.

The question is: would he be this way had Adam not fucked him with an interview that would have left anyone feeling like they would have to reevaluate their life. Jahans never had some of the things said to him in the manner that Adam phrased them before; he was spellbound by the politeness but also the rationality. I reckon that Adam did far more harm that good.

I also think that Adam probably single handedly destroyed the Jahans hype that was at its height exactly a year ago. By comandeering Jahanism, becoming a face of it, and becoming part of the Jahanosphere it would only go downhill. Especially because Adam has a habit of cutting contact with people, leaving places, deleting things.

What will happen to Esoteric Jahanism come 2018? I think this time next year it will be completely dead.


452a38 No.286865

>>286860

It's because of the interviews. Adam showed

some civility towards Jahans and Jahans saw it as a sleight because that's what those dang dirty neurotypicals did to him in college before playing dirty tricks on him.


ffdc25 No.286868

File: ab7343b0a82b368⋯.jpg (79 KB, 500x667, 500:667, Jahansgelion.jpg)

>>286864

>What will happen to Esoteric Jahanism come 2018? I think this time next year it will be completely dead.

His view counts will keep decreasing as the few jahanists left lose interest.

Not related but imo his obsession with imaginary nazis is part of Gordo's way to "troll" us, like an exaggeration of his cancerous beliefs. He said that he wasn't sure how much of /pol/ was real and how much is memes so he started doing the same.


cda60e No.286869

>>286864

The whole "internet never forgets" thing is patently untrue, an incredible amount of cocks is lost every day, when websites die or through actions like these. Most people reading this will only vaguely remember Casey Serin, for instance, who once had a wiki probably larger than the cwcki is.

> he has basically devolved into a visibily mentally ill man (that derranged look in his eyes wasn't there last year) living with his mother. At least the Jahans of yore had a bit of humour to him.

I would suggest that Jahans' physical transformation and the passage of time has wiped out the last bit of optimism people might have had. I remember asking a few threads ago what people would do if they had total agency over Jahans to reform him. I wouldn't ask the question today.

In the space of 5 years, Jahans has gone from a squeaky voiced boy who looked about 10 years younger to a deranged loner sponging off his mother who looks about 35, if not older. You might hold out hope for the "potential" of the former but not the latter.


dbe7dc No.286870

File: 218263b3186269c⋯.webm (451.7 KB, 640x360, 16:9, The History of Jewry.webm)

>>286823

>>286832

He's really showing his powerlevel since AfD got in, lads.


55ca75 No.286872

relatively OT but does anyone have a mirror of his thank you youtube commenters nsfw video? i used to watch it every now and again but he's deleted it. i've searched for a while now and all i can find are dead links and its not on w0bm despite it getting picked up by google.


ca3c89 No.286874

>>286864

This isn't a unique effect of Adam though. Jahans like most autists is just incapable of imagination beyond his own life and circumstances and so when something happens in his usually dreary life he will rush to integrate the new material. Laura K Buzz is another example


ca3c89 No.286875

>>286868

I'm just honestly curious to find out what happens to Jahans and want to keep Jahanism alive enough to keep him making vids. DEFEATISM IS NOT THE WAY.


ffdc25 No.286880

>>286875

Let's hope something fun happens after the moving.


ca3c89 No.286915

File: aa67641b3f28905⋯.jpg (84.83 KB, 768x432, 16:9, gordo16.jpg)


ca3c89 No.286916

>>286880

The fun will most likely start when he eventually has to encounter the Universal Benefit people and they eventually notice he's quite fit for work and face the Jahanic Rage. But I honestly don't mind no drama and find glee in Gordon's aimless increasingly demented repetitive rantings


cda60e No.286946

>>286915

> It’s like I used to think as a kid that if you are going to commit suicide there are worse things to do than death by smoking because it gives you plenty of time to change your mind. Now I find reasons to justify gorging myself on food, missing universal credit meetings and drive the people close to me away.

Read: he's trying to pathologize his chronic laziness and sloth. It's not that I'm too much of a fat slug ripped out of its shell that I can't even be arsed to down and apply for my free money every couple of months. It's my disease!

> I am so scared because I failed so much and while I have many many friends there are none I trust to call me on my bullshit.

< I have many many friends

> The people I might have were so busy getting involved in forum politics that we had to part ways. I don’t have anybody to stop me. Not before it got too far.

I think this is what Jahans means by "friends." If you posted in a forum on hamsters or Doctor Who and he didn't judge you a Nazi and/or "jock" then you were his friend.


cda60e No.286951


8897e3 No.287005

>>286951

I'm not ready… i liked this thread


a8e509 No.289941

File: 40fd0720c8ff494⋯.jpg (188.48 KB, 586x514, 293:257, 1456715101728.jpg)

>>286686

>The Shah Jahan Mosque was built in 1889 by Hungarian-British Jew

>Jew




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