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068ed8 No.48435

Hi cow, I can't seem to find the previous nick bate thread on here. Should we start a new one? I am quite fascinated by this freak.

0a9f93 No.48441

I'm horrified that he got his own thread. I don't know if he qualifies as a traditional lolcow because nothing to do with him is funny.

I do hope the exposure gets him chemically castrated though.

068ed8 No.48454

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>>48441
>>48441
>I do hope the exposure gets him chemically castrated though

would that not be funny?

2c1ccc No.48464

>>48441
I wouldn't qualify him as a lolcow. I can't really lel at any of the bullshit he's done or said. E.g. Chris Chan has done some kekworthy shit. Peter Coffin, my sides are orbiting Venus. But this guy. From his fucked up grill,his "writing",his behavior, and his Twitter. I just don't know. Even his family won't leave him alone with his sis because they know he'll fucking do it.

f46ba0 No.48476

http://pastebin.com/pjX41LpG

How did his psycho-sexual evaluation turn out? Did he ever have one?

a4947c No.48479

>>48464
>>48441
I find a lot about him to be funny, especially his writing.

>It wasn't long before Anna, too, woke from her sleep. While still asleep, she stretched her arms and legs and, to her horror, passed gas very loudly. Realizing what she had done, she quickly became alert and at the same time, embarrassed. Her face turned bright red, her eyes widened, and she unknowingly held on to Nick tighter.


>Nick smiled and stroked her hair. "It's all right. I like it when you fart," he said. Anna, relieved, loosened her grip on him and for no particular reason, began stroking his erect penis. She slowly and sensually massaged it, which aroused them both. Anna sat up, leaned forward, and put her lips on the tip of his penis. She then began sliding up and down his entire penis, again very slowly. She did it very soft and rhythmically, as if it were not simply a meaningless sexual act but a sign of her love for him. With each repetition, she made sure to wet it with her saliva. She knew that Nick liked it wet. The way she leaned forward exposed her anus, and Nick salivated on his finger before beginning to slide it in and out of it. Other than this, Nick lay completely motionless, eyes closed, basking in the love he felt emanating from Anna.


>>48476
It's on the ED page, he's paranoid and obvious has a paraphilia but that's about it, he was recommended to stay in state group housing though since he can't take care of himself.

0a9f93 No.48501

>>48479
lol dat fart. I still need brain bleach though.

8d50a7 No.48506

I hope he starts posting or even tripfagging on /baphomet/. I think they can find his inner lolcow.

Is there an archive of the thread on 789chan where he posted and replied to questions?
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99bc57 No.48519

Y'know, I know it might be wrong of me to say this, but… I kind of hope he gets stabbed to death in prison by an MS13 member.

f2efc6 No.48534

>>48519

I'd say we'd be losing some morbid hilarity if that happened.

837196 No.48554

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>>48519
Sicky Nicky Nickels has a talent for bringing out the a-log in people.

068ed8 No.48560

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a08929 No.48582

>>48554
10/10.

2c1ccc No.48593

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>>48519
You're an asshole m8. Nick is a good boy. Never did nothin.

2c1ccc No.48595

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>>48593
2/2

He's a good boy. Honestly he is. Didn't shit his pants and do nothing to nobody ever.

a4947c No.48597

>>48593
>Was born withoot a vagina but is still female
So no one? Or is he a Wu hunter?

837196 No.48603

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>>48593
>Christianity is a prerequisite for dating Nicky Hellmouth

I don't know. I just don't know anymore.

f2efc6 No.48637

>>48597

I don't think his shit fetish goes that far.

4472e9 No.48680

>>48593
>mooth
>oot
>hoo
Even without the other prerequisites, phonetically spelling out the Canadian accent is a red flag in its own right.

86963a No.48702

>>48593
Anna is literally NONE of these things.

They have never met IRL, too, all of this staking is cyberstalking.

86963a No.48707

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Amber's told her parents that he's been molesting her.

Pedos are fucked over when they're in jail.

Anna knew that he did this to her (he confessed it to her back when she was like 15 or something) but she didn't report it.

86963a No.48709

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678ff8 No.48712

>>48441
Can I interject?
The exact place in the taxonomy of lolcows veers towards him being placed as a 'shuddercow'

49c3c1 No.48713

God damn his teeth always make me squirm.

76b2de No.48730

>>48713
I have bad teeth (I try taking care of the best I can) and even I say thats disgusting ugh

86963a No.48731

>>48707
his mom has long suspected that he has been, which is why he lives with his aunt+grandma.

I really hope that this is taken care of so Amber is safe. At this point, I'm more scared for Amber's wellbeing than Anna's. Anna doesn't even live in the same state, they've never met. Amber is his half sister and is more accessible because they're family.
Even if his grandma/aunt/mom try their best to keep him away from her, she's in more danger than Anna ever was because he and Anna have never even been in the same room.

e34d0a No.48748

For all of our newfriends discovering Nick, here is the psychiatric evaluation that he himself posted from his time at a mental hospital:

http://pastebin.com/pjX41LpG

Supposedly he's been medicated and has been going to therapy, it doesn't seem to be working though.

edf41d No.48781

Do any of you even follow his twatter? he is quite boring apart from the occasional "dafuuq?" twitter.. I still sometimes think to myself it's a troll-act gone too far..

84bebc No.48902

The only thing I can see evidence for is that he has a mouth full of rotten choppers.

The source for almost every other allegation against him (abusing his sister, fapping with feces) is Nick himself.

Based on his Twitter, he seems basically to be a troll. Dat fake Canadian accent.

Is there any evidence that he's something more than a toothpaste-dodging attention whore?

eb3016 No.48918

>>48902

i agree, he's possibly just an attention whore

but he's still told his psychiatrist the things he tells us (and it was confirmed that he lives, estranged from his family in an apartment his aunt owns, to quarantine him) which resulted in some forced hospitalization.

so he's either telling the truth or so very dedicated to attention whoring that he'd rather be locked in a mental institution than break character.

1f75fd No.48966

>>48554

What the fuck

7307e6 No.48992

>>48902
Finally found your way here?

I remember on the old sites there was always someone who would insist there was no evidence Nick had actually ever done anything wrong (we have the psych evalutions now.) They'd go on to insult everyone discussing him until interest dried up.

That what you're here to do?

89adab No.49032

>>48992
You must be remembering wrong because while Nick is a sick fuck almost all of the info about it came from Maddi. She'd drop supposed chat logs and emails and post what she claimed he told her over the phone but there was no real evidence to back her shit up. Then to nobodies surprise it turned out she was some 12 year old girl who had no friends, cut herself, and whose parents wanted her to start a life outside of the Internet. Seanie and Fag Corp. started banning anyone who told her to fuck off and get help while they groomed her and started talking sex shit with her over webcam in tinychat.
So tell me. While you sit here putting all the blame on Nick for being the sick fuck that he is, how many times did you jerk it to Maddi back in 'the good old days'

52219a No.49034


7e300d No.49399

>>48902
>Dat fake Canadian accent.
I actually think he might be Amish or Mennonite.
http://youtu.be/wjr2CexQ5V4

7e300d No.49402


ffe4c0 No.50620

>>48707
who the fuck is faving and retweeting this shit

724caf No.50664

why does he hate showering?

f2efc6 No.50681

>>50664

Thinks someone is going to murder him while he showers. I don't know if he means ala Psycho or if there are strange homicidal shower goblins he's worried about.

1f80aa No.50710

>>48595

I would like nothing more than to see a bullet fly through that face, everything about it is so repulsive and goblinesque.

df75ab No.50741

>>50710
His cartoonish expressions coupled with his fucked up grill, beard and lack of mustache all look horrifying. If he showered, grew a mustache (or shaved off his facial hair completely) and didn't smile, he'd look less repulsive.

7e300d No.90441

>>48435
Can someone link the Nick Bate poop masturbation video?

f90ec6 No.90449

>it is strongly recommended that Nick be referred to a partial hospitalization program where he can be supervised and treated on a daily basis. This type of environment will also be able to provide him with a safe environment with structure to work on decreasing his anxiety related to interpersonal contact. If Nick is unwilling to attend a partial hospitalization program, his status should be monitored frequently by his intensive case manager to determine if inpatient treatment may be necessary.

KEK
even the doctors want this faggot committed

2c46b8 No.90455

>>90441

see

>>83820


1f80aa No.90471

Nick Bate is the quintessential shuddercow. Nothing he does is directly funny, it's only funny in the broadest context, like how he attempted to prove he didn't molest his sister by masturbating with his own shit on YouTube.

0199e3 No.90590

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>nick bate
>lolcow

Fuck him, he's a shudder cow. I wanna dox the fuck out of him personally, but I don't know where he lives.

And as a side note, apparently he was voted the prince of /baph/ once, but I don't think he ever replied.

e09e07 No.90635

Nick is the only lolcow I've ever felt needs to be alogged he is such a vile piece of shit

99bc57 No.90657

We're gonna have to coin the term "Jailcow" if these niggas keep gettin' arrested.

0f7cb7 No.90690

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>>48603 maybe it's just because it's the only religion/belief system that will consider him fuckable?
"For godly procreations" of course.

>>50710
>>insulting qt grn gril waifus by comparing to this thing

He looks a lot more like the trolls from David the Gnome.

6b3e4e No.91181

why did introman have this shit saved on his computer?

543403 No.91250

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>>91163
>Interfering with such a beautifully executed downward spiral of self destruction.

2b5320 No.92108

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df3407 No.92124

Did he rape Anna?

2d3549 No.92140

>>92108
Ah yes. The shit sharer. Jewish families receive one of these after being together for 30 years.

ee04f1 No.92186

>>92108
So he wants a tube?

2b5320 No.92836

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e9e664 No.92843

I wish somebody would pull those disgusting teeth out and crush them

1f75fd No.92904

>>92843

He would probably enjoy it

156bf2 No.92936

>>48479
Please tell me this isn't about him and his fucking sister? Please?

6f01e5 No.92939

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Wow I really do not have any words for this.

131f08 No.92942

>>92939
Really hope this faggot serves time.

c725c8 No.92950

>>92939

Smearing poop on the walls: not even once

8f2add No.92953

>>92942
pooping on the walls isnt illegal stupid

ad6199 No.92958

>>92939
And he's painting them brown, too.

c725c8 No.92960

>>92953

Maybe it should be. The ability to be responsible with our respective poop is what separates us from the animals. Smearing poop on the walls is against civilization.

8f2add No.92961

>>92960
yeah fine be all high and mighty whatever

1f3592 No.92990

>>92961

Is that you, Nick?

Also:

>His strengths were noted to be superior intelligence, creative talents, visual sequencing, wide vocabulary skills, verbal reasoning skills, abstract reasoning abilities, academic abilities.


>Assessment of Nick's present level of cognitive abilities indicates overall intellectual functioning in the superior range (WASI-II IQ = 129)


Hard to believe. Though, I guess that high IQ doesn't mean jack shit when an individual like Nick Bate is autistic, batshit insane, and displays very poor judgment and decision making skills.

e5bc47 No.93021

>>92990
Notice the high verbal-visuospatial bifurcation (the split between the verbal and Raven functional sub-sections; I think it was something like 147 and 109 respectively, but I haven't read his report in a while), with clear bias towards verbal abilities.

It is actually visuospatial cognition which is more g-loaded. G-loading is the ingredient in IQ tests that give them their reliability; an IQ test that relies more on a person's innate general intellectual abilities will be a better indicator of a person's ability to think outwith the given culturally stereotyped thought-patterns.

Verbal intelligence tests are unreliable, given that motivation, and acculturation, more importantly, can influence the score. All Nick had to do was pay attentively to everything he had to learn in high school at a minimum, and apply it without lapse.

In other words, Nick is hopelessly enslaved by his circumstances of upbringing. His exposure to liberal relativism had allowed him to develop the skills to rationalize his perversions. That's why he's so tactless.

It also points to another thing: given the similarity between Nick's full-scale IQ profile and that of the Jews as a racial group on an average, perhaps it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect Ashkenazi heritage somewhere in his bloodline.

df75ab No.93031

>>93021
Nick could be bullshitting and his alleged intelligence is, in fact, quite ordinary. He appears to have a decent command of English, but we've yet to see any other feats demonstrated by his supposed high IQ, and from the looks of it, they aren't forthcoming.

He's tactless and shortsighted, but is it necessarily liberal relativism? I've been exposed to it ever since I could remember and only occasionally have I demonstrated poor judgement (my lapses in judgement were embarrassing, but nothing I couldn't recover from). His parents could explain many of his idiosyncrasies. They may have been strict, but they sure as hell didn't know how to remedy his problems.

76b2de No.93033

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>>93021
This is my iq test

>Sweat.jpg


I'm too much like him!

e5bc47 No.93039

>>93031
>Nick could be bullshitting and his alleged intelligence is, in fact, quite ordinary.

That was my point. It's actually, or at least closer, to his Raven score of 109, which indeed is very ordinary. Verbal scales aren't tests of intelligence, period. They lack a reliable way to prevent mediative learning from influencing the score.

Aphasic Wrongplanet-browsing STEM-spergs with clear deficits in linguistic command, or the ever verbally-lagging East Asians, probably easily excel him on this measure. Where it counts, Nick has virtually no ability to independently think, something that really starts at ~115 or so.

>I've been exposed to it ever since I could remember and only occasionally have I demonstrated poor judgement


Air-headed, slick midwits like Nick internalize their exposure, most people dismiss the more extreme elements of this relativism out of hand. Where the occasional lapse in judgement is a source of embarrassment that somebody normal wishes to learn from in order to forget, Nick's permanent lapse in judgement is for a large part exaggerated by his compulsive need to justify the depraved.

In all fairness, his moral conscience is in question as well, so this likely makes it even easier for him to suspend all sensibility. And somehow, I don't think someone so morally depraved would be greatly affected by the well-meaning wishes of his parents, except to be perturbed slightly by them.

fd5eba No.93041

Nick Bates is too much for me to handle.

1f3592 No.93057

>>93039

- Or we can just admit that IQ cannot predict insanity nor an individual's drive to succeed and act like a normal human being and then call it a day.

There are other autists like Nick who spout "muh 130 IQ" while marinating in their own filth in their parents house or in government housing that also browse furfag sites. Nick is not an unusual case.

>>92939

I wonder if the detectives are expected to show up at his house. That would explain why his aunt suddenly shown up and demanded that Nick paint the walls of his apartment.

c725c8 No.93061

>>93057

Do you think that he just painted over the poop splatters?

1f3592 No.93063

>>93061

Probably. I can't see Nick working really hard to scrub his walls down or his aunt having the stomach to help him.

817500 No.93064

>>92990
>high IQ
>smears shit all over the walls.

isn't it great being average?

b066ab No.93086

>>93064
you are just too mediocre to recognize his genius

ba9356 No.93325

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his priorities are all out of whack

5a8d39 No.93355

So what happened with him sending that video of him smearing poop all over his junk to that psychiatrist or whatever she was supposed to be?

543403 No.93389

>>93355
Detective, actually.

The detective investigating his sister's molestation, supposedly.

Let that sink in for a second.

a651dd No.93394

>>93389
That poor detective's seen some shit, I can tell you that.

f21aa0 No.93409

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>>93021
This guy could be a jewish schizo.

http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/.premium-1.560128

http://davidduke.com/can-science-explain-jewish-supremacists-behave-way/

>Part of the answer, at least, may have been provided by a new study conducted by geneticists at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. This ground-breaking study has shown that variations of the DNST3 gene make Ashkenazi Jews 40 percent more likely to develop schizophrenia and similar diseases than non-Jews.

86963a No.93666

>>93325
His aunt must have forced him to paint the apartment because he's smeared shit all over the walls for years. She's been supporting him this entire time and he's never ever had a job because of social anxiety and his tendency to randomly start singing songs about anal sex and molesting children regardless of where he is or who he's around.

Maybe the detective is planning to do a home visit or something, and they want to cover up his shit stained walls.

Maybe she knows he's going to jail so she figures the apartment isn't necessary anymore, and wants to get her cleaning deposit back (lol)

7e300d No.93807

>>93409
No, he's Pennsylvania Dutch. He's descended from generations of inbred Swiss-German Anabaptists.

a13c1b No.93809

>>93807
German. That explains everything.

1f3592 No.93816

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>93809

We all know how much those Germans love their poo.

a13c1b No.93819

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>>93816
Yeah, entire Axis was like that. Germany, Japan, Italy sometimes.

a13c1b No.93836

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

7cce77 No.93846

>>93807
>Someone that /pol/ doesn't like
>Not Jewish
It's like you don't understand how /pol/ works. The first rule of antisemitism club: Everyone I don't like is a Jew
The second rule: Everyone I don't like who isn't a Jew is a crypto-Jew.

a13c1b No.93847

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>>93846
Or a celtonigger. Right, phag?

7cce77 No.93852

>>93847
Yes. Clearly I am Autphag because Autphag hates antisemites. Yep yep yep. I also misused a bunch of big words in order to make myself sound smarter. Just like Autphag.

7cce77 No.93854

>>93819
You should check out http://www.amazon.com/Life-Like-Chicken-Coop-Ladder/dp/0814320384

My mom was in this guy's class while he was writing this book and I was a toddler. She brought in my copy of "Everybody Poops" and he was very excited.

a13c1b No.93856

>>93852
I did not mean to imply you were autphag. I just wanted to see if I could summon him

a13c1b No.93857

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c48d6f No.93867

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>this thread

a13c1b No.93871

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>>93867
No, that's the wrong end. Think two girls one cup.

7cce77 No.93873

>>93856
Ewwww. He's amusing for a few posts, but ends up taking up the whole thread with his rambling, pseudo-intellectual posts.

a13c1b No.93890

>>93873
Yeah, but it will all be funny in hindsight when he's arrested for doing something crazy.

03fcd3 No.93894

>>93852
Nigger tier semantic processing preventing you from appreciating the points made by others on your end, doesn't make for misuse on my end. Sorry that you were born with a predisposition to dihydrotestosterone over-sufficiency (look up Robert Lindsay's blog on why this is an important factor in Black – and by extension neuroblack, something I consider neurotypicals – stupidity). Might I suggest futasteride to at least recover a few of your IQ points?

>>93856
You succeeded, though not to the end of the response you thought could be elicited.
Instead, it was only for me to reveal that I'm now aware of the pattern:
- P-Logic comes in and makes a faux-detractor post
- Mirrorman chimes in with his attempts to provoke an Autphag shitpost by way of more meaningless and irrelevant denigration
- P-Logic and Mirrorman circlejerk until the process is completed
- Both also operate under the misguided delusion that they can provoke anyone, let alone myself, to engage in an act which is litigable.

P-Logic and Mirrorman don't even have to be the literal handles of the people involved in this example, but placeholders for those scions who've inherited their role. I don't actually believe either exist.

The last step is probably the biggest flaw in your plan. You're too retarded to realise that I'm just too low-energy and boring to engage in any dangerously illicit activities, even if I do say distasteful things online. And for those things, I'd never attract legal trouble. British jurisdiction on that matter only extends to the social networks, not the imageboards; the police would need to be satisfied that these were my posts, something less than attainable in the absence of clear identification; this would require photographic and audio evidence as well as ISP data, or whatever's surrendered to them by Hotwheels on the server side.

This is not to mention that the case would be low priority enough, having not caused tangible offense to real people – imageboard urchins aren't actual human beings, let us not forget. The point here being, that the Procurator Fiscal wouldn't try it, as it'd be an obvious waste of court time.

It's something you'll never fathom, so I'll let you evidence further your dullness in letting you proceed with the stimming routine you've established here.

My grammar, though messy, is nothing technically incorrect. You make asides using comma splices, or double-hyphenations, depending on one's taste. As for word order, that's mostly artifice, and if one was to follow it literally, writing would be even less comprehensible. It might not be 'clear', but that's hard cheese for the P-Negroids who like their journalistically negroiditic writing.

My UID has changed, so that you may not identify my posts here. I wouldn't want you thinking that you could 'debunk' my points with your usual flavour of facile liberalism.

55371d No.93980

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>>93394
>Seen some shit
Literally

beb51b No.94199

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>>93894
You're trying to argue and sound intelligent in a thread about someone who eats his own shit.

477757 No.95146

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Looks like nicky boy might get v& soon.

55947c No.95149

>>95146
Sending the detective a video of himself masturbating with shit probably didn't help anything.

477757 No.95456

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Keep digging that hole buddy.

477757 No.95458

File: 1428850372688.jpg (30.53 KB, 640x480, 4:3, you're fucked nick.jpg)

Also this. The investigation reveals that the allegations of sexual abuse can be substantiated in accordance with the OPS (CPS?). The [redacted] account of being forced to perform oral sex on her brother, licking his backside and him licking her backside has remained clear, consistent, and credible. The [?] included details of dates, times, places, and events. This abuse had been ongoing between the ages of 5-11. The AP talked to the commander after being informed of his CPSL rights. The AP denies the acts verbally; however writes about the particulars of the abuse in his blog and to others over the internet. The above situation does meet the CPSL chapter [numbers] definition of sexual abuse.

5a8d39 No.95465

>>95458

Funny how he shows enough awareness to know he needs to cover up certain sensitive information on that.

36f35a No.95528

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>95458

Hope you enjoy the penitentiary you sick fuck. They're gonna do a lot of butt stuff to you. You'd like it until they kill you afterwards.

ad2a89 No.95535

>>95458
>>This abuse had been ongoing between the ages of 5-11.

The option of hanging them should be available.

d27123 No.95567

File: 1428872012272.jpg (126.95 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 132779728026.jpg)


d27123 No.95569

File: 1428872122642.jpg (160.93 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 132804578457.jpg)

>>95567

Oops, wrong picture

96ad2f No.95579

Am I the only one who wants to see buckshot inflicted on his stupid face? It's such an unpleasant, fugly face that no one should ever have to bear.

May his inmates-to-be pummel his face into paste.

ad2a89 No.95588

>>95579

I think that this is one of those cases where it's alright to A-log.

But remember on Orange Is The New Black how Piper beat that crackhead chick half to death, but she was thankful for it in the end because it meant that she got a new set of teeth? Don't want this happening here.

37c2e6 No.95602

>>95146
>Licking your sister's butthole.

Nigga, what?

477757 No.95603

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Thinking of this song while Nick gets closer to being v&.

1f80aa No.95606

>>95146

He talks about licking stinky assholes like he's some seasoned veteran. If he didn't do it to his sibling, who else has he done it to? In all likelihood, the ONLY one he's done it to is his half-sister, and that's become the basis for his entire sick fetish.

"We never licked each others asses! FIRST OFF, I only lick asses. Second, I didn't do it. But it's something I love to do and its all I talk about."

05a413 No.95651

>>95569
topkek

89849a No.95681

Can someone update me on the latest? I'm still sure that nothing is going to happen to him. We've heard all of this shit before.

869cf0 No.95702

>>48707
A thousand shivvings and a curb stomp for this sick degenerate.

0b5fd2 No.95765

>>95602

>Not licking your sister's butthole.


You gay or something?

433f61 No.95804

>>95146
>did the detective not get my email with my evidence or what

It's fascinating to watch someone with an IQ of 120+ who lacks the ability to understand basic cause and effect.

00d02d No.95846

>>95804
Everything Bate does is for attention. He fully understands what he's doing.

542838 No.95847

>>95846
>fully understands what he's doing
>is going to get sent to jail where he will be shanked for being a child molester
The only rational reason to do any of this is so he gets put in an institution instead of jail.

00d02d No.95860

>>95847
Pretty much. Better than rotting day in and day out every day in a filthy home full of animals and people that hate him.

Bate is also: a) Canadian, b) low risk. He would not go to a "fuck me in the ass until I die" prison.

f1cfe8 No.95864

>>95860
His affected Canadian dialect was shtick, you mora.

00d02d No.95865

>>95864
oh shit I forgot about that. i forgot the most contemptible fucking thing about him. his fake writing accent pisses me off. my brain probably purged it to save me.

543403 No.96290

>>95846
>Everything Bate does is for attention.
Possible

>He fully understands what he's doing.

Not possible.

52219a No.96344

>>96290
Possibly? The dude's a fucking histrionic. Yes, it's pathological (and he has no control), but absolutely no other credible reason to be this candid exists save for lacking a conversational filter and/or spectacularly poor judgment.

1df0bb No.96443

So things with this dude have finally come to a head. Can't say I'm surprised, but I heard he was too crazy to be put away. Not that that actually makes sense. Honestly, I figured he would just sit in his room or apartment or whatever and just slowly go completely insane.

ec5fe5 No.96473

>>48707
I say we use him as human bio-fuel, the nasty bastard.

3252f3 No.96484

>>96443
The only reason why I've paid attention to him at all is for this moment. I hope the sick fuck gets shanked on his first day in prison.

3d5418 No.96718

>>95603
holy shit, the comments on that video

>I can't believe u u suck I…I… MICHAEL JACKSON IS BETTER THAN U STUPID RETARD AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT CHEERING SO HELP ME GOD YOU'll GO TO HELL AND YOU'LL BE RIPED APART BY ELDEOBLOU!!!!!!! U DIE GO TO HELL BE PUT DOWN AND ALL YOUR FEARS WILL HAUNT YOU AND YOU WILL DIE BY DEVIL THERE BE MATTERS U RETARD U MAKE FUN OF MICHAEL JACKSON AGAIN YOU WILL BE PUT DOWN BY HIS GHOST ……..DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!! ………. Oh my god…….. U monster


such autism

how could anyone be mad at Wesley Willis?

ad2a89 No.96730

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>96718

WW = awesome

Dude was literally singing to save his soul (the hostile voices in his head would only shut up when he wrote or performed - particularly the songs about bestiality). And he made people happy at the same time.

dd72e4 No.96982

File: 1429067481711.png (8.65 KB, 446x87, 446:87, sick fuck 01.png)

Looks like Robert "Casio" Robinson was looking for a friend in Nick Bate.

4582ff No.97740

File: 1429163447741.png (54.06 KB, 244x272, 61:68, 30m9x7s.png)

the fuck is wrong with his teeth

2cafb2 No.97744

>>97740
Two things: His family naturally has bad teeth, and he has bad hygiene on top of it, which makes it only worse.

c028ff No.97752

>>90690
>maybe it's just because it's the only religion/belief system that will consider him fuckable?
"For godly procreations" of course.

But that would surely be irrelevant considering he only wants anal, and anal is against most traditional christian values.

It's almost like he wants to be alone forever

4d5cec No.97771

>>97740
All of Nick's family have shit-tier teeth, plus on top of that he eats a lot of sugary food and drinks, plus he's never done proper oral hygiene before. I doubt that having a scat fetish has helped with that either.

How it hasn't killed him yet, I'll never know. An infection could easily get into his jawbone and effectively cause his mouth to putrefy from the inside out. It probably already is putrefying and is slowly killing him.

3d5418 No.97934

>>96730
I fucking love Wesley Willis man

he's a good man

rock over London
rock over Chicago
Heinz
America's favorite ketchup

1059ec No.97948

>>97934
rock over london
rock on chicago

insureOne
the insurance superstore

477757 No.97963

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>97948
>nicks mom

003b47 No.98000

>>92140
Being married in a nut-shell.

>>92958
White. They were brown before…and white before that.

7307e6 No.98004

>>97752
>>90690
Keep in mind, Nick practices his own version of Christianity, in which among other things he believes God will make Anna marry him in heaven, and that all the stuff he doesn't agree with in the Bible doesn't matter because it was written a long time ago.

3870a4 No.98008

>>98004
Nick is a good christian man. He sure is getting my vote in the next presidential election.

3a77d3 No.117101

i dont even understand how anyone could be a christian after being on the internet in this day and age. People like Nick are the best evidence you can give to prove that there is no god. No way any deity could allow this kind of shit to go on. Either there is no god or the second flood is coming tomorrow because theres no way Sodom and Gomorrah could be any worst than the US.


36f35a No.117102

File: 1432527026536.jpg (52.33 KB, 479x720, 479:720, image.jpg)

>>117101

M'anon


3a77d3 No.117103

fuck i vow to brush my teeth at least twice a day after seeing all this shit.


3a77d3 No.117104

File: 1432527100526.jpg (37.96 KB, 600x450, 4:3, proxy.jpg)

>>117102

right back at cha


dccd59 No.117106

>>97771

putrefy?

you mean get a bad infection that prevents him from eating? I'm assuming you're talking about a really bad way to die.


457f0b No.117167

>>117106

You really can die from bad oral hygiene. The bacteria responsible for leaving that gross shit on your teeth, once they're into the pulp, can enter your bloodstream and heart. Then they'll keep putting that same gross shit all over the valves in your heart and impede their function.


8080b8 No.117180

File: 1432539290484.jpg (10.52 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download.jpg)

>>92836

>>92836

>>92836

DID SOMEBODY SAY CRYSTALS?!?!?!?!?


9987a8 No.117187

>>117106

Putrefy as in his teeth, gums and possibly jaw bone will rot from the inside out.


17ffdb No.117555

There should be a national holiday to celebrate the day he got arrested.


974c03 No.120833

>>48593

Man, why are fags like this allowed to ruin TMBG?


3ab297 No.120839

File: 1433128964159.png (34.53 KB, 711x755, 711:755, CRYSTALS.png)

>>117180

CRYSTALS?


05b06d No.120849

>>92939

>aboot

He does know Canadians spell it "about" right?


ead967 No.120854

>>120849

Of course he knows, you idiot. The whole accent thing is just to be pretentious and show how smart he is and how individual he is. He has no fucking interest in real life culture, he just wants to make himself look unique. Christ.


05e2c8 No.120855

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05b06d No.120860

>>120854

>>120854

How stupid of me. I should have known.


2f9958 No.120871

>>120855

I remember that thread with the crystals guy's stuff. It's super creepy shit


5bc05a No.120875

File: 1433133385143.png (73.44 KB, 700x979, 700:979, iseriouslyhope.png)


2f9958 No.120892


4b7534 No.120946

http://lcweb7.co.lancaster.pa.us:8080/custom/lcpInmatePub.asp

Is there any information regarding his trial? I wonder how long he's going to be staying in prison for and what his current condition is. I imagine he's going to get shanked pretty quickly, with his poor hygiene et all.


d1cea5 No.121020

Fucking hell. I learned about this dude recently. What the fuck is going on with the world?

Did he really get away scot-free?


4ecfca No.121023

>>121020

He's been arrested and he's going to represent himself in court. We're all eagerly awaiting the verdict.


2b27df No.121032

File: 1433159284532.jpg (31.69 KB, 308x263, 308:263, 1427394808989.jpg)

>>48554

I don't know the context of this at all -

but…the fact that somebody made this is not amazing enough for me.

The fact that somebody thought this out, got 3-4 of their friends involved, filmed it, and released it. Is what amazes me.


2b27df No.121033

File: 1433159637450.jpg (49.83 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 826219111.jpg)

Jesus what the fuck happened to him? He looks normal here…how did he become the monstrosity he is today?


c52956 No.121056

>>121033

shitty parenting. he never had a chance at being normal


477757 No.121061


c52956 No.121084

>>121061

now that you mention it, the media should be tearing this guy apart. easly traced internet presence AND a pedo. this shits an easy story.


457f0b No.121092

>>121084

The MSM are pretty clueless to be honest. Bronies were running rampant all over the internet for, what, two years before MSM picked up on it?


0bf2f8 No.121097

>>121056

A lot of people have a shitty upbringing. Some turn out okay, some don't. But it's rare that they turn out as bad as Nick.


ba362b No.121382

>>121033

Jesus, that's what you consider to be normal? Just look at his teeth. He was already well on his way to becoming the Nick Bate we all know and hate.


dbf219 No.121413

>>121382

Have a squiz at this post, on the other Nick thread:

>>111025

I found it on his Twitter. I honestly find it disturbing to look at. Okay, sure, when you find childhood pictures of serial killers, you can always 'find' something strange about their eyes and/or expression, that you might not necessarily see if you didn't know who they were as you idly flipped through some old photographs or something. But honestly? Even if I didn't know that these belonged to Sick Nick I'd still think that there was something off about the kid. Something is really not right there.


639dc5 No.121415

>>48593

>> platonically loves cats


8f7256 No.121456

How do I make a pol as to find out who thinks this guy's guilty?


477757 No.121460


dbf219 No.121464

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>121456

No point, anon. Everyone know he is, besides maybe Rika. Even then Rika might not actually care if he is or not, Rika's just doing it to piss people off and/or trying to make a "us against the trolls" coalition.


a13c1b No.121465

>>121460

Thank you.


a13c1b No.121467

>>121464

I think he's all bluster. The parents on the other hand are guilty of gross neglect. Look at her teeth. They created Nick.


dbf219 No.121472

File: 1433221945745-0.jpg (65.28 KB, 600x450, 4:3, anna wall.jpg)

File: 1433221945748-1.jpg (39.55 KB, 600x450, 4:3, Nicklol.jpg)

>>121467

He masturbated with his own shit and posted the video to the detective investigating his case. And years before that he was banned from his mother's house because everyone there realised that he was an active danger to his sister. He also has had criminal charges brought against him by his own mother after assaulting her on multiple occasions. He's a shut in, with is a huge relief to the women and children he's stalked online. He's also had a professional psychiatric assessment that was tl;dr "He's a dangerous nutjob" was the conclusion at the end of it.

http://pastebin.com/pjX41LpG

He's guilty.


a13c1b No.121476

>>121472

That just proves he's insane and a massive attention whore. Not that he actually would touch a little girl.

You just want him to be guilty, because he sickens you, or is there some better evidence than the words or an insane man?


dbf219 No.121489

>>121476

He's guilty, Rika, he has a criminal record, a psychiatric assessment saying he's dangerous, videos on Youtube showing sexual grooming of the child that's been assaulted, and was barred from the family house years ago due to suspicions that he'd already done actual physical harm to the child.

You need to undo the knot in your knickers over this one; the man is a very well established danger to children, if not physically then very definitely mentally. He's already assaulted a female adult on several occasions, his own mother. It's impossible to troll shield with a beast like Nick.

Rika, you are not going to get very far in trying to get people worked up over this. The man has a mountain of unambiguous evidence freely available on the world wide web, laid down by not only himself, but others as well. He's a deviant. No one is going to play with you in this particular feces filled sandpit.


a13c1b No.121494

>>121489

We dont know why he was banned, but painting the walls with feces was likely part of it. What do we really know? Other than the fact he will do literally anything for attention and that his family is incredibly insane.


a13c1b No.121496

>>121489

Oh and I agree that he's a danger to himself and others. I just don't know that he touched the kid. I think he belongs in an institution. Right along side Rika.


c19831 No.121497

>>121489

>believing that Robert is capable of being this lucid/coherent.


aa87d9 No.121499

>>121061

okay now he looks like a brunette TAA


dbf219 No.121508

>>121497

Point.


5d474b No.121548

>>121413

Bags under your eyes as a kid is not a good sign


60d2f0 No.121558

>>121548

Well no ones arguing that his family leaves a healthy lifestyle or that he isn't a mental case. The question is if he actually is capable of doing what he claimed and is accused of. Isn't 100 percent of what we know from him, and would you call that a reliable source?


dbf219 No.121563

>>121558

Okay, fine, I'll bite.

Say that all of the chat logs disappeared tomorrow. All of the Skypes, Twitters, LJ, Ask.fm profiles, IM logs, everything. Absolutely every incriminating ever posted by Nick. Everything.

Then you're left with three very important things:

1. His repeated physical assaults on his mother. It's on legal documents.

2. His psychiatric assessment. While it's definitely possible to mislead a pro, I've actually been through a full assessment by a neuropsychologist and it's unbelievably exhausting. Mine took me seven hours of continuous testing punctuated by all of three twenty minute breaks. If you've the desire to deceive a pro, you have to be consistent, you have to be aware, and you have to have everything down accurate even down to the movement of your fingers. Now, say that you had the mental facilities to know that you're fucked up but don't want others to know that you're fucked up. But instead his evaluation has some absolutely terrifying conclusions about his mental health that boil down to the highly technical conclusion, "bugfuck insane corprophilic paedophile, does not play well with others".

4. He was kicked out of his mother's house for both his physical attacks on his mother and because his family suspected him of sexually abusing a child that he had full access to.

5. There is a Youtube clip that Nick himself filmed with the child who he is charged with sexually assaulting. Shows highly inappropriate interactions with the child that fit the textbook definition of grooming for future sexual abuse.

So, from this we can draw several conclusions:

1. He is violent.

2. He is an unrepentant paedophile.

3. He is severely mentally disturbed.

4. His own family had such strong suspicions that he was molesting a child that he was kicked out of home and isolated in subsidised accommodation that included severely limiting his access to the internet, and was only visited by the aunt who owned the apartment.

5. At the time the Youtube video was taken, he was either already molesting the child or was intensely grooming her to do so very soon.

He's guilty.


dbf219 No.121565

>>121563

>three

Ugh, don't pay attention to that


dbf219 No.121566

>>121565

>several

Don't pay attention to that either.


60d2f0 No.121569

>>121563

Have we actually seen these records or are we taking his word for it? I'm asking for the evidence. That's all. Nothing more.


dbf219 No.121571


60d2f0 No.121574

>>121571

How was this obtained? I find this whole saga fascinating now that I know he might have done it, yet it took this fucking long. Makes you wonder about how long it will take for Peter or Rika to get theirs.


dbf219 No.121580

>>121574

Well, obviously he uploaded the youtube himself. I don't know where the psych evaluation copy was obtained- it was floating around long before I'd ever even heard of Nick- but given that he has an incredibly long and highly detailed history of over sharing, I'm in no personal doubt that he himself put it out there with no real concept of the future ramifications. He even posted a copy of the forms he was sent re: the molestation investigation on his Twitter, so… yeah.

Can't speak for the US, I can say from personal experience that it's rare for people with personality disorders and/or mental illness to be institutionalised on the grounds that they *may* be a future threat to a third party. Due to the emphasis on rights of the individual and the perpetually limited resources devoted to mental health, people who are dangerous usually have to prove that they are dangerous by actually attacking someone. From what I've read an watched, the US and the UK have much the same kind of system. Since his family chose not to report their suspicions that he'd molested the child, and to actively cover up Nick's crimes by isolating him and strictly limiting his contact with the outside world, he ended up flying completely under the radar. If Nick hadn't been a recluse by both choice and circumstance, presumably he'd have quickly racked up a sizable rap sheet and would have ended up meeting Bubba long before now.

And yes, I'd beg on my knees to a copy of any evaluation done on Rika as well. Unfortunately, I think that it'd have to take something really spectacular for him to institutionalised and properly treated.


60d2f0 No.121582

>>121580

I'd like more confirmation of it being his real exam, but I suppose this stuff will come out at trial. I hate waiting.


dbf219 No.121588

>>121582

Like I said, I've had an evaluation performed upon me, and the one attributed to Icky Nicky reads very like mine in terms of formatting, areas focused on, the reporting of the various forms of IQ, final personality evaluations and diagnosis etc. (Although mercifully, mine reads very different in both details, history and conclusions.) Say someone wanted to fake a document like this. They'd have to have a decent familiarity as to the formatting, and the personality disorders attributed to him. They would have had to be incredibly familiar with any and all chat logs, posts, you name it in order to build up a substantiated background both in his personal history and his apparent mental functioning. They'd even have to know how the various forms of IQ are classified in order to accurately depict his presumed level of functioning.

While it's entirely possible that the assessment is fake and has been done by someone with too much time on their hands and a basic working knowledge of how the testing is performed, I personally think that it's more likely to be real than not. I know that my own assessment in no way makes me anything more than slightly knowledgeable than the next person and that mine was performed in a different hemisphere to boot, but the sheer amount of work involved in putting this together accurately and believably really argues that it's genuine. If there were anything there that wasn't done properly I've no doubt that some dedicated anon would have torn the document apart years ago. So, yeah. Obviously the only person who can confirm without a certainty that the document is genuine is the person who wrote it. But there's a quote that kicks around from time to time, that runs along the line of saying, "Evidence of sharing a bed does not necessarily mean sexual activity, but it does make for a convincing argument". Likewise, a professionally written and highly detailed document written about a highly disturbed man with a long public history of spectacularly inappropriate behaviour, which somehow manages to be both highly convincing and faithful to just about every aspect of that behaviour, is more likely to be true than not.


a13c1b No.121590


a13c1b No.121592

>>121588

All you would need is access to a couple and to use the wording out of one along with a basic patient history, which has certainly been provided by him. Yeah, lots of trolls with way to much time on their hands.

Still it's probably true. I'm just fascinated that if that's the case it took this long.


9d2559 No.121739


dbf219 No.121820

>>121739

Fuck. Open season on Sick Nick, go for it. But the child really needs to be left alone.


477757 No.121822

File: 1433286957795.png (27.84 KB, 105x157, 105:157, aScreenshot (819a).png)

>>121739

topkek


33147f No.121835

>>121476

>>121494

We know that his sister is the one that told on his ass. You know, the one with no online presence and no indication that she has seen cow? Whose account of events parallels nicks own admissions?

>All these faggots convinced that /cow/ somehow got nick homovanned.


dbf219 No.121836

>>121835

No shit everyone knows who the girl is. No shit he told everyone where, when and how. No shit that her face, name and relationship to him is smeared from one end to the internet to the other. But using her for comedy videos is pretty fucking low.


208dbf No.121875

If CWC is the quintessential lolcow, Nick Bate is the quintessential shuddercow. Any other shuddercow would be hard pressed to top the fact that Bate beat off with his own shit and sent a video of it to the police.


ed033c No.121883

>>121548

Explain further.


1f75fd No.121887

>>121875

Also, molested his little sister and had her lick his asshole


d868af No.121965

for those of you who think hes not going to a fuck me in the ass prison just you watch. hes going to get thrown in a nigger hole 100%.


d868af No.121967

sharpie eyeliner and koolaid lipstick is in his near future and im not exaggerating.


c19831 No.121977

>>121967

Nick's gonna be Bubba's special little guy.


16fe34 No.121979

>>121967

this. and everyone who says that his teeth will deter rapists, remember that all they'd have to do is knock them out until he's toothless and a perfect candidate for mastering the art of giving gumjobs.


16fe34 No.121982

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

and if karma exists this will be nick's first cellmate.


d07f05 No.121988

>>95149

I don't get it

I keep going over it in my head but I just can't wrap my brain around what thought process could have possibly convinced him that was a good idea


c19831 No.121998

>>121988

Nick doesn't exist in the rational world. His thought process is completely alien to those who are capable of reasonable thought. Due to whatever the fuck is wrong with his mind, (be it schizophrenia or something else) has led to him being completely detached from reality.


315eb0 No.122213

>>121982

pretty sure that tossed salad man would make nick bate cry without ever laying a finger on him.


f04589 No.122271

File: 1433357315915-0.jpg (416.78 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, thousands of death threats.jpg)

File: 1433357315916-1.gif (1.91 MB, 373x204, 373:204, smile and optimism gone.gif)

File: 1433357315916-2.jpg (14.21 KB, 268x284, 67:71, AAAAAAAAAHAHAH.jpg)

>>95456

If that's real then he's so fucked

I hope he gets destroyed in jail


989494 No.122273

>>121988

I'm hoping the trolls had something to do with it. Or maybe he hoped the guy would just figure he would do or say anything for attention and thus invalidate his previous statements.


989494 No.122277

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>93894

He's so easy to goad. Obviously a lolcow for the ages.

I wonder if we can get autphag to masturbate with his own feces and send it in ahead of his next job interview. So he doesn't get the job and can keep getting welfare.


c9bad1 No.122393

>>121588

Yeah, this sounds very similar to mine. I had one done when I was in high school that reads very similar to this, I'd like to obtain a copy for myself and just sit through and read it now that it's been a long time since it was done. They have to use specific lingo and wording in them so while it could be easily faked, it would take a lot of time and effort to fake one.


a13c1b No.122404

>>122393

Yeah, and that's not something a troll has time for. Too busy raiding Chris Chan's trash.

Nor saying it's not real.


b14de5 No.122483

>>122393

It's real. For instance, the quotes are common among all reports. When people do a psych evaluation and are jotting things down as a person talks, that is what they are doing, jotting down the quotes. It helps the evaluation become professional, and make a case while being neutral.


c52956 No.122487

>>95456

nick you dumb son of a bitch. CANT YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT FOR ANOTHER MONTH TILL THIS SHIT GETS DECIDED SO YOU DONT MAKE IT WORSE FOR YOURSELF


c9bad1 No.122552

>>122483

Yeah, I recognize a lot of the formatting, especially the part regarding mental stuff.

>Very bright, above average

>But lacking in X

What I find odd is that they don't label him with Asperger's in the report yet I've known people who have been labeled with it yet don't meet the lack of weakness in school/work criteria. Strange.


f04dab No.122554

>>48748

It says that his dad let him smoke pot when he was young.

Does letting your kid smoke pot when they're young turn them into Nick Bate?


a13c1b No.122555

>>122554

Nope. I smoked pot with my aunts and uncles when I was young. Never molested a child. Or even thought of doing it. You know what's not sexually attractive? Kids who haven't hit puberty and most of them who just did.

Also my cousin had cancer and I don't think she would have turned into Nick, if she had lived.

I think there is something very wrong with that whole family though. Who let's their kids teeth get like that in America?


c9bad1 No.122557

>>122555

Exactly. It's the family that is fucked up, no wonder the kid is fucked up. When I was in the rooms for the children who couldn't handle being out in the rest of the school, it was often those from shit backgrounds that turned them into edgelords or punks. There was one in said class that creeped me out by making paper maches of freddy fingers all day and running around poking people with them. I remember seeing him in the summer while I was a camp counselor and he started waving around a dead fish with the flesh falling off of it being so old and smacking kids with them.

Or maybe he was a Malkavian, I don't know.


b14de5 No.122562

>>122554

No, I can't think of any parents that didn't smoke or drink with their kids when they were worried, literally every single parent will do that if they are scared of the kid trying to go off and do it on there own. Everbody I have ever known, got weed or beer from their Dad.


dccd59 No.122566

>>48595

he lives in the United States, right? How could his teeth get that bad? And he cant be older than his early thirties. . .


c9bad1 No.122570

>>122566

He's like 22. It amazes me because if he cleaned himself up, he could look way better without the greasy hair and the beard. Just looking at the picture made me smell the B.O. and poor hygiene.

>Those teeth

I never bothered to zoom in, but wow. Has he never seen a dentist? His teeth are rotting already, they're urine yellow with black holes in them. Considering his family background, probably not.


dccd59 No.122577

>>122570

if he wanted to turn his life around he would probably need to have all of his teeth removed and used dentures for the rest of his life. Of course most lolcows don't do that, so he'll likely get a painful infection well before he's 30.

he's clearly had some teeth fall out or break in half. I wonder how many painful toothaches that's led to.


c9bad1 No.122583

>>122577

>painful infection

If not life threatening. It's possible that the germs in his mouth could spread out into the body and he does jack shit about it.

>He's clearly had some teeth fall out or break

Yep, you can see some of them missing. How can this kid legit say it's fine not to take care of yourself when in the next 10 years (if he makes it) he'll be drinking food out of a straw?

I know I was one not to take much care of myself when I was younger but I take a shower daily and another if I get done working out or doing chores. It baffles me because the amount of self confidence I had just by spending 15 minutes a day taking care of myself at the minimum gave massive results outwards and inwards.


d4ae3c No.122596

>>122583

>If not life threatening. It's possible that the germs in his mouth could spread out into the body and he does jack shit about it.

He's let them get that bad because he is deathly afraid of dentists.

The prison authorities may view it as life threatening. If so, they'll jerk his teeth out whether he wants it or not. They'll strap him down if they have to.

I like the thought of that.


c9bad1 No.122599

>>122596

No doubt are they going to view it as life threatening. Even if he's in fuck me in the ass land, at least he'll have nannies looking over him, making sure he washes himself and they'll take care of his teeth. I'm not a communist but I think the government could serve better as his parents here than his parents did because he seems majorly fucked up and he's not going to fix it by being alone at home for the rest of his life chasing a girl who clearly doesn't like him.


dccd59 No.122625

>>122599

If you put it that way he might be better off in prison. Although, inmates are absolutely brutal to pedophiles. . .


543403 No.122734

File: 1433431540229.png (761.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1432520836168.png)

>>121967

>>121977

>>121979

If he's going to be getting dooked by burly inmates on a regular basis, they will force him to shower daily.

Keep in mind that everything in Nick's brain is wired incorrectly, and he will most likey find this more traumatizing than the buttfucking.

>sharpie eyeliner

Why did this make me laugh so loudly? What the fuck is wrong with me?


c9bad1 No.122744

>>122625

He'll probably get isolated from the other inmates due to his status of being a pedo. That and the fact that his brain isn't wired right at all.

I read through his psyche report and it sounds like he comes from a fucked up background and never really grew up. Unfortunately it sounds like the only way for him to grow up is by having the state force him to do it in prison now that he fucked up so bad.


4b7534 No.122746

>>122625

Its more than inmates being ruthless with pedophiles, but its also the staff that often heckles the pedophiles and informs the other inmates of the pedophiles conviction.

Without a doubt, he'll be isolated. He's far too unhygienic, socially stunted and naive to survive in a prison or jail.

Now is there any information on his trial or is he forever going to wait?


c9bad1 No.122752

>>122746

Exactly this.

If he was even a remote normal and could handle himself, he would get his ass kicked by the other inmates. He's so stunted though that he'll probably get isolated because he might be 22 physically but he's mentally a 4 year old socially.


74e274 No.122759

>>122752

Nah man, Nick's social skills are actually pretty good. He's just a ludicrously depraved weirdo and not shy about telling you that.


d4ae3c No.122772

>>122746

>Without a doubt, he'll be isolated. He's far too unhygienic, socially stunted and naive to survive in a prison or jail.

Apparently he's already isolated. Don't have dox on that, just rumors. But he's so obviously a target I'd be surprised if even a shitty prison (and LCP is a hellhole) didn't put him in isolation.

Apparently, the AC broke down a bit ago and the place is sweltering.


a5babe No.122798

>>122566

His mother told him and his sister that dentists are a scam because you're teeth will fall out anyways. None of them even bother to brush their teeth.

Shit like that and the fact that his mom did everything she could to cover up the molestation shows that she belongs in prison too. Nothing will happen though.


a13c1b No.122802

>>122798

If only he was a born again and rich. http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/ct-duggar-interview-20150603-story.html

Then God and the court system would forgive him.


148e5c No.122815

When is his court date? Is anyone going to be attending?


436b56 No.123077

>>122772

>Apparently, the AC broke down a bit ago and the place is sweltering.

Absolutely disgusting.


16db8d No.123227

>>122759

This. I really thought he was just an edgy troll this whole time. I had a joke music project once that didn't sound so different from his. It's horrifying to realize he's been dead serious all this time. The guy used to be able to pass as functional, at least at times. Looking through his pictures, it's just a long descent from an average awkward teen into a shit-dwelling caveman.


0f09b6 No.123298

>>123227

I still find hard to believe that he actually smeared his walls with feces


c9bad1 No.123306

>>123298

If you've ever worked a janitor job, it's more than likely. I've seen people smear shit all over bathroom walls at work.


1fea92 No.123680

File: 1433612616094.jpg (67.64 KB, 636x356, 159:89, prison.jpg)

Nick Bate joined a prison gang


505db0 No.123776

>>123306

Where do you work? Arkham Asylum?


a13c1b No.123783

>>123776

Maybe the library, near Rikas house.


73bd2d No.123790

>>123776

Not that guy but I worked at a McDonald's in the business district of a major Australian city for 2 and a half years. I lost count of the number of times people did disgusting things to those bathrooms with their own bodily waste, be it piss, shit, phlegm, blood, or period blood.

People can be fucking disgusting.

I'll tell you one thing, the things I witnessed while working there make me pray for the day the human race goes extinct. Not even trying to be edgy, I'm genuinely serious. That job destroyed my faith in humanity.


a13c1b No.123792

>>123790

Well to be fair, 'strailian. Hardly fair to gauge humanity by your disgusting little island.


1b053b No.123794

>>123776

Dude, I've seen bathroom walls painted with shit. Beaches, palm trees and sunsets. Painted with shit.

Factory job by the way.


a13c1b No.123796

>>123794

Weird. Is this an Australian thing? No wonder why the British sent you away.


4eba49 No.123977

>>123792

Australia has the highest Human Development Index score in the world.


73bd2d No.123998

File: 1433646248554.jpg (30.36 KB, 344x291, 344:291, 1412856150414-0.jpg)


8c821e No.124070

>>123977

nah cunt, were second to Norway.


ea0f0b No.124077

>>123998

Oh, go paint finger paint a smelly brown sunrise.


eae580 No.124091

Nick's not going to get raped. He's too hideous. But he will probably receive a lot of beatings.


eae580 No.124094

>>124091

Oh and I'd like to see him try to do his shit masturbating routine in prison. Imagine if you were in prison with Nick and had to be around him 24/7. A normal person eventually wouldn't be able to take it anymore and beat him. Now imagine him being around other criminals that will get tired of him real quick.


450ac5 No.124462

>>48593

The fuck is TMBG?


d4ae3c No.124468

>>124462

They Might Be Giants.


505db0 No.124472

>>124462

Teenage Mutant Big Guys


505db0 No.124474

>>123790

Britbong here

McDonalds seems to attract fucking mutants and worse

Last year me and my mum went to the local Maplins (our version of Radio Shack) so I could buy a controller for my PC and we went to the McDonalds when we stood behind a man who stunk of piss and week-old BO and we had to leave as my mum started dry heaving


ed033c No.124476

Radio Shack is dead.


0f60a9 No.124477

>>48593

Cute in a little sister way? No way.


0f60a9 No.124478

>>124474

Are you saying it attracts the French or just bums? Also I thought all you Europeans and your cities smelled of piss and beer.


b5997a No.127077

>>124476

But "Maplins" is alive? I guess Best Buy couldn't get a royal charter.


a448d3 No.143304

why can't i find his poop masturbation vidya?


80c213 No.143392

>>93033

Vev 102.


5b36a2 No.143393

FREE NICK BATE! He has been tried and sentenced already! This is not law it is mob justice…..women lie…constantly. when has being antisocial a crime? If being weird is a felony you all should be on D block. We should at least BAIL him out


b14de5 No.143395

>>143393

She was 8 you faggot.


5b36a2 No.143396

Women especially young ones want attention and they see all over how "rape" gets you cool points and sympathy and a free pass to do whatever because they treat rape like it is the worst thing in the world…a whole made for clock, gets clock, but not when it wants it at that exact second and somehow it is the worst thing ever….shit having to work nine hour shift is more traumatic then a ten minute snuggle struggle…..fuck counts and their lies


5b36a2 No.143398

>>143395

And he was only 17 and mentally unwell…..so he was also a child sick breathe


b14de5 No.143400

>>143398

17 is not a child. Where the fuck you from where 17 year old are children who can molest children and force them to lick his ass.


1f75fd No.143410

Robert is just angry because no one will ever see him as a woman. Getting jealous of an 8 year old for being molested is sick, Robbay.


b1005c No.143452

>>143396

Get in your place boy!


beb51b No.143471

>>143400

>17 is not a child.

This is what Europeans actually believe


ca3462 No.143474

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

dd3fac No.143506

>>124478

Only at the weekends


525f9c No.143547

>>143304

Check the catalog at >>>/ft/ pretty sure it has its own thread there.


04e7be No.143550

>>143398

Why the fuck do you liter your posts with ellipses every other word? Do you think it makes your drivel sound more profound?


422cde No.143642

File: 1438130716819.jpg (79.68 KB, 600x798, 100:133, rape.jpg)

>>124094

"poor" nick


b14de5 No.143650

>>143471

I am not European. Americans do not let 17 year olds molest 8 year olds.


b14de5 No.143660

>>143642

I remember reading prison rape smells worse than a rotting body because of all the sweaty bo and shitty bloody ass. I does not happen as often as a straight out stabbing but when it does the smell is so bad it can fill the whole prison and everybody can smell before they hear anything. Prison rape is really gross.


01f7a9 No.143905

>>143400

Legally, it is. Remember when everyone went crazy about George Zimmerman killing a "black child"? Trayvon was 17 years old.

Nick could still be tried as an adult, but legally, he was a minor at the time of the crime.


723e08 No.143907

>>143660

One of the many reasons why it happens in the shower.


01f7a9 No.143912

Something else to consider: despite Nick's confession, no hard evidence he sexually abused his sister has surfaced. Even the YouTube videos are circumstantial at best. Unless she brings in cum-stained clothes, what evidence can they convict him with?


05dbff No.143916

>>143912

The word of the victim and a confession are more than enough to get a conviction.


ee9f9a No.143996

>>143912

Almost no rapist could ever be convicted by those standards.


1672ee No.144011

Free Nick Bate! Some little slit wants attention or revenge….NOT a reason to go after a mentAlly disturbed man….He is the victim . If anyone is a monster it is this boared


1672ee No.144013

I firmly belive that retarded blue haired cow anna put her up to it as revenge…..ducking cunts


1f75fd No.144018

You're disgusting, Robb. Kill yourself.


81880c No.144029

>>144011

fuck off robb


720a95 No.180758

>>93836

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK


b380a9 No.180791

File: 1446818751552.jpg (42.68 KB, 673x442, 673:442, 1232863424395.jpg)

>>48593

>Cute, but in a little sister kind of way

This document, in retrospect, is horrifying.


65c44c No.181528

>>121571

"…and according to Nick, his father also abused marijuana, allowing Nick to smoke with him."

ayy lmao

really though,

toke for this fucker finally being in jail


a9da76 No.181552

>>48519

He'll get solitary.


3cf034 No.181673

>>181528

I'll smoke to that.


623df1 No.181692

File: 1447250083067.png (26.34 KB, 842x157, 842:157, ALogonNickBate.PNG)

So it turns out A-Log hates Nick Bate, too.

On a side note, nice reference to AC. I recall describing Nick Bate's Twitter feed reading like a Sockeye tracklist. Seth was a fan of Sockeye, so it's no mystery where he took inspiration from.


df75ab No.181717

>>181692

So will hating Nick Bate suddenly stop being cool?


a9da76 No.181750

>>181717

It's considered cool?


23bb21 No.181754

>>181692

I thought A-Log swore off lolcows?


2175b7 No.181960

>>48554

KOWABUNGA


2835ad No.182146

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>181754

It's A-Log. He can't shut his mouth long enough. Anytime a cow grains traction, he'll chime in at any given opportunity.

>>181750

Half the threads on Nick just reek of A-Logging.


36f35a No.182150

>>182146

Normally, I'd agree with you, anon, but, can you really A-Log someone who forced his 9-year old sister to commit and receive sex acts?


2835ad No.182156

>>182150

His actions were heinous. That was never up for debate.

What's annoying is all the moral grandstanding and obnoxious exercises in self-righteous indignation. I say let the system run its course and deal with Nick. If he lives for a prolonged period of time, we'll see how it all ends.


da37d7 No.182173

So is this fuck in jail now or what? Has he been tried and sentenced?


90c655 No.182176

>>182146

New A-Log stand-up routine featuring ruminations on Nick Bate when?

>tfw reasonably well equipped with a six inch foxdick


da37d7 No.182434

So seriously, is this nigga in jail or not? Don't tell me they let him go.


f48dc4 No.182456

>>182434

He is still in jail. All his social media is dead for 7 months.

https://twitter.com/NickBate

http://ask.fm/nickbate

He is gone.


dd72e4 No.182484

File: 1447614496477-0.jpg (549.92 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 11.jpg)

File: 1447614496480-1.jpg (484.66 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 22.jpg)

>>182434

He's done


f19e16 No.182512

>>182484

He's going to be pretty hard to convict given all the circumstances and the witnesses being who they are. All you have is a habitual liar saying stuff, the possible testimony of a rather mentally unstable mother and her underage daughter, and possibly "witnesses" who only knew him online. Without any physical evidence he will walk, and possibly undergo court ordered counseling. Which honestly couldn't hurt. As much as this probably hurts for you to hear, there really isn't a case here. Once the court orders psych evaluation comes into play it's pretty much all over. I even have my doubts that he actually did anything other than cyberstalk some obnoxious chick who in turn trolled him.

He is just some lonely mental case who says and does things for attention.


623df1 No.182514

>>182512

This is what I've been trying to say, yet no one's listening.

The evidence is entirely circumstantial, and until something hard and damning surfaces, he won't be doing any serious time.


623df1 No.182516

>>182512

>>182514

Another good thing you brought up.

Nick is pathologically histrionic. He will literally say or do anything to get attention (a cursory glance at his digital footprint will confirm this), and his unhinged behavior indicates he is not remotely sane. His previous psych evaluation will likely grant him clemency since it establishes a documented history of mental illness.

He may be "functional," but he is clearly compromised. If anything, Nick might become a ward of the state if he can be declared mentally incompetent.


e8543b No.182554

>>48441

Some of it is kind of funny.


e8543b No.182555

>>182456

When does he get out? Does anyone know?


07460b No.182562

>>121875

I cant really see how he's a cow at all, he doesnt seem to engage with trolls like DivineAngel, Dobson or Chris-Chan. He's just posted here because he is a nyberg tier piece of scum.


e79e75 No.182567

>>182562

everything he posts is horrifying and cringe worthy…you can both laugh yourself to sleep knowing modern america allows a shit loving pedo to exist or cry yourself to sleep with that fact….


775f9a No.182571

>>182516

He's still being held on bail (to my knowledge), so he won't do anything worth making a thread over while he's in a cell. I'm actually surprised to see one on /cow/ right now.


da37d7 No.182577

>>182512

Correct me if I'm wrong but this case is as follows:

>Molested sister

>bragged about it online

>Sister told

>Bate sent a video of him masturbating with his own shit to the prosecutors

How is this not a slam dunk for the prosecution?


623df1 No.182582

>>182577

The most damning evidence is the videos, especially the LARPing one, he uploaded where he clearly shouted sexually inappropriate words in front of Amber as they played together. The poolside video is also creepy in how he filmed it. Panicking on Twitter didn't help his case.

Trouble is the evidence is still circumstantial. It doesn't directly prove he molested his sister. The fact he's also an attention whore and says anything to anyone to draw attention will gain him some clemency. The video he sent to the cops might "work" in the sense it continues his already established history of mental illness.

They still can put him in prison, but the evidence is very murky. I reckon be will have to undergo therapy and serious psych evaluation.


da37d7 No.182586

>>182582

A girl is saying she was molested. He's already lost. Even if he wasn't a fucking creeper he'd be fighting an uphill battle.

Nick will be in jail for a long, long time.


f52e78 No.182597

>>182582

Weren't there logs and caps where he admits to forcing her (by name no less) to rim his filthy fat ass?

Or is he using the "just pretending" butts defense?


df75ab No.182613

>>182597

He could claim he was merely pretending. While such boasting wouldn't impress anyone, his claims to have molested his sister can neither be proven nor falsified.

And if we look at his family, they may have a vested interest in keeping him away that goes beyond whatever harm he may have inflicted on Amber. With the legal exception of Amber, there are way too many willing agents here to make this case so cut-and-dry.

Nick also could easily cop an insanity plea. The dude is both histrionic and a compulsive liar (no matter how candid he may be about his kinks), and with the possibility of being a schizophrenic, he may simply undergo court ordered therapy and possible institutionalization.


e8543b No.182615

>>182586

>A girl is saying she was molested. He's already lost.

This is absolutely not how it works. It's generally pretty hard to actually convict someone of rape.


da37d7 No.182623

>>182613

It's very difficult to prove legal insanity

>>182615

It's not that difficult to convict someone of rape. Especially not with the mountain of evidence Bate has given them.

He's got a public defender. Any PD worth his salt is going to plead out on this. I'm thinking at best he might do a few years in jail and then be put on the sex offender's registry.


a9da76 No.182625

>>182623

In his case it really wouldn't. It would be very difficult to prove rape based on the tweets of a diagnosed crazy person, his batshit crazy mom and a little girl who was raised in that environment. It's not a cut and dry case. I'd give it a 40 percent chance that he walks unless the media gets massively involved ahead of time and the jury gets influenced by it. Odds aren't on his side but it's not over.


df75ab No.182631

>>182625

>batshit crazy mom

I've heard people mention his folks being shitty people, but exactly in what way?


da37d7 No.182636

>>182631

>I've heard people mention his folks being shitty people, but exactly in what way?

Seriously? Just fucking look at their children.

The parents couldn't even be bothered to take them to the dentist.


623df1 No.182639

>>182636

The children's dental health leaves much to be desired, but other reasons certainly must exist which indicate they're unfit to parent.


a9da76 No.182698

>>182639

Let's examine her excuse for not taking them to the dentist or teaching them to brush and floss.


ef84c3 No.186809

>>182698

>>182639

His parents told him that brushing their teeth was pointless because they'd just fall out anyway

this principle extended into nicks adult years


250afd No.195981

File: 1453526121632.jpg (174.64 KB, 720x480, 3:2, hitler_the_inferior_subhum….jpg)

>>48593

>Never did nothin.

Use of a double negative. You've admitted he did everything wrong.

But then, inferior subhumans always do. Being a superior human who is perfect in every conceivable way, I wouldn't know about being in jail like the inferior subhuman Nick Bate. Only subhumans do wrong, certainly going to jail as a result of their not being perfect.

Hitler was jailed. Ergo, he was an inferior subhuman.


e8543b No.195987

>>181692

He probably obsessed over them because they're one of the only, if not the only bands with the word anal in their name.


94f510 No.196046

>>195987

Not really. They're several bands with the word "Anal" in their name, including Trey Parker's band "Double Vaginal Double Anal" or DVDA


94f510 No.196047

>>196046

*there are

Fuck me, that's a first grade mistake.


94f510 No.196049


aefe0a No.196844

>>122596

>He's let them get that bad because he is deathly afraid of dentists.

In my life, I've seen a total of two dentists, both in primary. At best, I brush my teeth once in the morning to avoid bad breath, and that's about it. It eludes me how someone could have teeth that bad.


78f844 No.196902

>>196844

same here, my teeth arent the best but good god, they arent that bad. It's like Nick has been wiping his teeth with shit, which as far as we know could be the case.


78f844 No.196905

>>196844

same here. my teeth arent the best, but good god they aren't as bad as Nick's. It's like he wipes his own teeth with shit, which as far as we know could be the truth.


fcfe15 No.196947

>>196844

TWICE A DAY NIGGA DO IT


4a5ba7 No.197128

>>196905

Doesn't he literally consume his own feces?


6f3105 No.197134

>>48593

>TMBG

fuck


60e5e8 No.197154

>>196902

I don't think that would be any more destructive than rubbing them with sugar, as far as the bacterias that creates acid are concerned. It's that he never brushes or flosses and never goes in for a cleaning. It's like a dog's mouth that hasn't been cleaned, ever. By the age of 14 that dogs toothless, right? Well sick Nick is in his 20's and the human mouth is actually less self cleaning than that of a dog. Do the math, and start brushing your teeth. You British bastards.


60e5e8 No.197158

>>197154

And for the record I've never even had a cavity. The secret is flossing and brushing after every meal and rinsing after any snack except popcorn which requires dental floss and brushing. That stuff gets in between every crevice. It's evil.


11377e No.197949

To be fair, I don't think any women would have been willing to take that tiny white micropenis, is just to pastry white and small.

Maybe he could have had shat on a condom and froze it.




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