WELCOME TO THREAD 46 - "Rejected For No Reason Edition!"
Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.
He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.
==/cow/Catch-up== (What you missed in the last thread)
>He got back from his Turkish vacation where he shared a bedroom with his parents and made numerous creep-shots of other guests.
>He claimed a photo that showed his ex girlfriend's shoulder as a child was "child porn" and actually contacted Discord's trust and safety council to report it.
>Showed his plushie collection on stream (Two alpacas, Mickey Mouse, and a cat that sings Christmas songs)
>Made three new youtube accounts.
>Brittany Venti laughed at him and asked her viewers if they would respect someone who jerks off with their mom's hair tie wrapped around their nuts.
>Watched Chaturbate with his stream and rebroadcast a man drilling a dildo up his ass.
>Got permanently banned 6 times from StreamLabs
>Announced he was rebranding to Eggbong
>Announced he wasnt rebranding and he'll always be Britbong (still streams under the username eggbong because he has no choice)
>Dressed up as a clown for Halloween to own an old man he stole a girl from in Second Life 4+ years ago.
>Left Stream.me, protesting against their services, to stream on Mixer
>Left Mixer, complaining about their strict TOS to stream on Dlive
>Left Dlive, protesting about their lack of respect to stream on Mixer
>Left Mixer, due to them rejecting his partnership application to stream on Stream.me
>Had less than 100 viewers
>Announced he was taking a break from streaming because Mixer refused to give him a partnership.
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aren't we due for some new anal vore britbong memes?
WELCOME TO THE CLOWNHOUSE, MOFOS
(Meant to post this one)
At least we know what he'll be wearing when he finally snaps and tries to kill his parents. A toysized clown murdering people. That has already be a movie.
i noticed short stack went back to stream.me to try and get some of the new influx of faggots to accidentally watch his wank stream
just why is britbong such a major faggot?
It's the opposite effect so it is hilarious as fuck currently, a lot of those people want to make fun of cows too.
>to watch his wank stream
Manlet Tears is that you?
4D chess playing are we?
He's a manlet. Being a faggot just comes with the territory.
Britbong addresses his problems with Keemstar. Watch for his believable reaction to being accused of posting child porn.
Ultimate troll Game: Count how many times he pulls on his shirt during this 4 minute clip.
>those passive aggressive death threats at 2:20
A lot of dead threads being bumped out of nowhere? This is on the front page, just at the bottom. I'll bump - just in case it slides ;)
happens every day for the past few weeks.
The even sadder part is that manlet has made at least 5 threads in the catalogue. Do you think anyone here gives a fuck about an angry grandpa thread?
Better keep bumping. These threads have been getting burried lately.
I hate whoever bumps this thread more than I hate britbong. Its like 2 rows down the fucking catalog. Who cares? At least post some fucking cocks rather than mindless bumps
Can I ask for the clip where britbong's mom shows up midstream? I saw the picture for it last thread but not the whole thing.
Is everyone at HouseBong this confused about their sexual identity?
Deplorable, just come out of the closet already.
Do Bryan/QoP still obessed with Eggbong? Why both can't live together and get aids together like all gay couples?
KoP is trying to cheat on his one true love Jim with manlet tears?
I like how Jammku even looks retarded.
>mysterious necrobumps with zero cocks
Is Vanner still doing this?
Does britbong only streams on stream.me or what?
Polite sage to avoid necro
whoever made that voocaroo I honestly feel bad for, why does this kid literally mimic the midget he sounds like he's pissing his pants and trying to defend himself via acting autistic.
Feeling bad for an alpha male?
You shouldn't.feel bad for someone as muscled and as alpha as Jammku. He gets LOADS of pussy, has lots of ca$h, and plays the hottest games.
You mean this thread or the other old threads on this board?
He's an autistic beta who doesn't understand nobody falls for his "alpha" bullshit about himself.
So new, Jammku talking about himself, crazy.
Holy fuck is this faggot purposely trying to sound like an autistic permavirgin? Either way, post more of these. They're hilarious.
We have to help JMAA somehow. They're breaking him.
Locking up the Discord more. You can only read his Discord if you've proven that you watch his streams now. Paaaaathetic.
Herr Hoellenhund locked his one too.
What will we do!
JMAA taking a break from streaming?
He's been banning people again for no reason and was streaming tonight.
Why does he and sargon have such similar behavior?
Don't ttry and make this about Sargon, him and Britbong are nothing alike. Sargon has more than 5 persistent fans, for one.
he looks like a proper fucking puffter there, also no suprise about JMAA, hes trying to gain approval of shortstack by imitating everything he does, its really sad
well they are both mega spergs who make shit up
Can you Discord guys post the new cocks here?
Nothing to report. Boring streams, old cocks repeated, watches youtube with 100 people, is boring, angry, paranoid and gay.
He's going to be so happy the threads are dying like his fanbase so he streams every day now, good luck saying it's better than a job doing it full time for less!
Normie casual timid 8cucks getting PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd cause they can't handle alpha'ing up Thanksgiving special.
You speak for yourself because nobody agrees with you, shut up Jammku.
You and Britbong are both "betas".
Based and redpilled, thanks Jammku.
>Kopy too afraid to post ever since he got warned and nearly chinned irl by a Bong fan
It's over creeping spergs Lord Bong wins
how can this nigga ever win when he aint never had a job and he 31 like hahaha how the fuck can this nigga win when he cant even get out his parents how the fuck can a nigga win when most teenagers have accomplished more than him
tell that to your dead streams :)
Wow Kopy got beat up IRL again? Thats the biggest news since he went to jail 3 times in thread 22
>calls others betas and timid
>admits to getting bullied and beat up in school
These are fucking great. Please make more.
People attempted it. The second they touched him he'd go full autism berserk and raep mode.
You did get confronted Mark. We've seen and have the footage. Your little threads can't protect you anymore you learned your lesson
These aren't Kopy's threads. Kopy is irrelevant to this new era of troll supremacy.
post the videos then shortstack
Yeah that's great and all, but are you going to post more cringe for me to laugh at?
Does JMAA have a fat fetish? You really have to wonder with people that get that big and flaunt it.
Didn't notice, thank you for pointing this out, will be dealt with.
He's on /v/ shilling himself atm
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wow that was cringe. He samefagged so much.
He does it so often I am surprised someone noticed.
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of trolls, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his gamer ability, he crushed all the troll pillars of the internet.
He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood, he scoured the web seeking vengeance against those that would wrong Britbong.
He wore the crown of red pilled alpha male sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his trolling named him, the troll slayer.
He set forth without pity upon the manchildren of the deep webs. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding.
The troll slayer sought to end the dominion of the cow realm. Blinded by his fervor, the lure of shitposts drew him in.
The moralfags and thots brought down the temple upon the troll slayer, and in his defeat, entombed him in a cursed purgatory. The mark of the troll slayer was burned upon the souls of his brothers, a warning to all the alpha within must never be revealed. There he remains still, and ever more in silent suffering.
Pretty gay wordfilter ya got there.
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of grèmlins, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his gamer ability, he crushed all the grèmlin pillars of the internet.
He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood, he scoured the web seeking vengeance against those that would wrong Britbong.
He wore the crown of red pilled alpha male sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his trolling named him, the grèmlin slayer.
He set forth without pity upon the manchildren of the deep webs. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding.
The Grèmlin slayer sought to end the dominion of the cow realm. Blinded by his fervor, the lure of shitposts drew him in.
The moralfags and thots brought down the temple upon the grèmlin slayer, and in his defeat, entombed him in a cursed purgatory. The mark of the grèmlin slayer was burned upon the souls of his brothers, a warning to all the alpha within must never be revealed. There he remains still, and ever more in silent suffering.
So much cringe I checked the ID because it seemed like a Jammku post, lo and behold it was.
Why are you so awkward and how is he "winning"? LOLOLOL
Jammku makes britbong looks smart
reminder that jammku broke all of his teeth because he tried to kill himself by jumping out of a second story window but landed teeth first and now how has a mouth full of cheap caps that look like marshmallows and hippo toe nails
be nice, it gave him brain damage too.
Given that he tried to an hero by jumping from a second story window I'd say he had brain damage before.
Is that why his teeth are actually like that? Did it also make him retarded?
do you come here to embarrass yourself because it's the only attention you can get or are you actually retarded?
>admits to having brain damage less then two minutes in
Oh god thank you so much. These are fucking hilarious to listen to. Give us your opinion on fedoras next.
He works full time every other night to every night for less than minimum wage, I definitely don't work at McDonalds.
Link or post the source of this. Preferably a video with sound, anon.
There is no sound he timidly turned off the mic before she opened the door.
Oh I see. Do you have an archive of the stream?
>that way the manlet pretends to shrug it off with the fakest laugh and smile ever even though his mother was clearly talking to him in a serious tone.
He is so desperate to keep up an appearance to his "fans" even though you simply cannot defend living with your mommy and getting yelled at 30 and trying to play it cool. This is fucking sad.
He only has here banned on Google for him.
Don't forget to go forth and show these new names to the world since he thinks his dumbass voice and face aren't recognizable or something.
He's currently rebranding (again) for the third(4th?) time in a few weeks. The stream numbers keep dropping averaging at just 140 viewers now.
MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
Looks like he's finally starting to take care of himself. Hopefully he'll get a job and move out of his mom's house soon.
His new name is MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD, can we have the word filter removed now?
>mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
If he had a shred of self-awareness and named himself after all the times he's been humiliated on the internet I would actually have a minuscule bit of respect for him.
He pretty much did since the only thing the name can really mean is Mr. Blown The Fuck Out.
No he doesn't. He got thot audited back in 2014/2015 before thot auditing was even a thing.
He got in trouble with the government because he was stockpiling his autismbucks. Since he was living at home and mommy and daddy paying for all his food he just banked his tugboat and when they found out they took it away.
Just got confirmation that Britbong's Fallout 76 partner/autistic teenage fan "Deporable" reported and deplatformed JMAA off of paypig.
JMAA should just use hatreon instead.
Is that a Star of David?
explains the hook nose i suppose
It's a circle with an upside-down triangle overlaid, you delusional moron. Cheap shit from h&m probably.
Sentence One: "It's a circle with an upside-down triangle overlaid, you delusional moron"
Totally revealing yourself as the Short man.
Sentence Two: "Cheap shit from h&m probably"
Depreciating statement that'll fool Em.
Fuck you are so stupid.
I don't think MrBong, who has spelled "litrally" wrong his entire life knows how to type "delusional"
Still need to see Mr noob/charmvere/slurpwis nude. Where's Monte?
BoringTimidFaggOt doesn't deprecate himself.
Thats MISTER BoringTimidFaggOt to you.
If you're not in the troll Den, you're missing out.
Britbong has had really slow threads here ever since he went on vacation.
Why is that?
There's no cocks to be generated. Even Kopy left the troll den (bullied due to being Mexican) and hasn't bothered returning yet.
Does this mean he is done streaming now and going to live off government cheese?
I don't think he qualifies for autism buxs but MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD still gets ~160 viewers per stream
Yeah, basically dead so nobody cares as much.
Mostly because a lot of it keeps happening in the Discord and Sargon needs to drop this wordfilter with his recent name change.
160 viewers when the internet has a potential audience of hundreds of thousands is not something to be proud of. If he was a TV show he’d be cancelled.
It occurred to me today when I looked at his Steam group, which is only half rebranded by the way. That he changed his name to "MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD" a meme so outdated and stale and only repeated by him that the admins of this board had to create a word filter for it TWO years ago.
Also apparently Mixer rejected his partnership application again and he got extremely angry that they didn't know his username was MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD.
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hi guys, it's my birthday, please give me GBP.
Poor guy got rejected by mixer and is trying to move platforms hoping his "rebranding" will work on YT.
I wouldn't worry too much about him. He should be use to rejection by now.
>a meme so outdated and stale and only repeated by him that the admins of this board had to create a word filter for it TWO years ago
I initially filtered it because I already thought it was stale. Who knew that he'd cling desperately to it and other 4chan memes to ride the world's shortest coattails?
Forty threads in, I've yet to see him trolling. Not even once. All he does is bitch about people who fuck with him, riling up his suitors in Discord, thereby turning even his most pathetic enemies into more successful trolls.
His might be the longest-running LOL I TROL U sham in /cow/ history.
How'd this stream go?
When I watched any of it, he had 157 viewers.
I don't understand the Jammku hate honestly.
He gets along with my new name just fine but any time I use a throwaway account on stream it's insta-ban.
Like did his enemies get mad that they got retaliated against? Does he not want a soldier to carry out his revenge?
I just like that the name implies he got blown the fuck out, can we have it removed for proper indexing or did you already do that?
>when you are so shit and unliked that you have to rely on literally unknown streaming services and even they don't want you and all the big names already kicked you out
He's back on YT currently because he got turned down by mixer thinking it will last lol.
Just let a trusted flagger know and that'll be the end of it. He's really dumb for posting his twitter name and admitting it's him too. All you'd need to do is report it and show proof that it's him and he's gone again.
I flagged one of his vids for bullying, hopefully they listen.
The Mr Bee Tee Fee O rebrand is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen from this moron. He's even going out of his way to delete all his old reddit/social media posts. How the fuck would anyone buy this persona?
Because his fans are as, if not more, retarded than him.
He must know he is so unpopular and unknown that nobody will know it's him, too bad everything worth saving is on these threads.
You just wish you were le epic high I.Q. gamor you troll.
What banter does he engage in exactly? Does he even interact with anyone besides his chat and mom?
He bitches to himself about stuff but he doesn't like to use the word ranting when he talks to himself.
He's really happy and all he does is stream drunk now because his life is going well.
Ay yo fan of Manlettears here to say everyone in this thread who's been tracking the guy for years (including Kopy and Boyd) are the real lolcows and I enjoy reading through these threads because of how much you guys lack self-awareness and orbit the lad.
Pathetic and funny, just the way I like it.
Nothing says happy like drinking everyday to wash away the pain.
You know what this just made me think of a really good point that has probably been made before.
Maybe the only reason the guy feeds the stalkers is so he always has *something* happening to talk or think about
As sad as that would be it would then boil down to successful attention whoring on his part
Yeah. His antics always focus around him, so I could see that being the case quite easily.
His jokes are really lame, mostly.
I don't know how he averages the amount of viewers he still does though.
Because he's entertaining
The humor's not your cup of tea I get it but the guy is funny to the people that stick around/watch his shit.
I don't know how tf you autistic freaks can handle stalking him if you don't even find him entertaining
If that's what you think is funny, I would hate to see what you think is sexy.
NGL your mom is really sexy
Can you really call it a drunk stream when he only drinks strawberry cider?
Hold on. I am not done with Britbong's mom yet.
PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
Boyd is irrelevant at this point
Nigga spammed report Brit's latest YT gig and bragged about it, he's still in the game.
Do you think this will bring more views because you found out we haven't even been viewing your boring streams?
200 while being pretty low is kind of surprising.
200 does not say someone is entertaining.
None of you sad cunts could average 200 viewers if you tried. I'd give you a year.
>In b4 paid viewbots.
I honestly don't know why people watch the single player garbage games, or why anyone would watch a streamer they can't interact with. The whole fun / point is to find like minded people to play games with.
Though it can get frustrating watching any streamer that is playing improperly / not efficiently IMO. MrB╥FO is the only one who doesn't tolerate normies / thots fagging up the place.
So you think nobody could pull 200 average in a year if they tried? Because you couldn't?
I used to pull 200 and all I played was Dirt Rally on Twitch with minimal commentary
Britbong isn't averaging 200 views per stream.
He gets 3/4 that.
I could back in the day under my original name back when no one knew how to stream, sure. I even have vids to prove it.
Now a days? It's over saturated and would be instantly lost in a sea of samefags unless you're a top ranked gamer or e-celeb toe sucker.
He was averaging 700+ in the H1Z1 days of glory.
>He was averaging 700+ in the H1Z1 days of glory.
That's nothing to brag about.
Even in his "glory" days… How many years ago? He was averaging not a whole lot but a lot more which lasted about what was it? A month? Who cares, we are talking about now and it's funny, all just the same tards now who are easily entertained like you are.
Tell me ONE other streamer / youtuber who actively trolls normies like MrBTF0.
Show me one troll that mrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD did in the last 2 calendar years
Are you saying babysizedbong made FO76? That would explain why it's such a massive failur, just like literally everything else he's done. Like getting out of his mom's house, losing his virginity, or just generally not being an omega.
He basically managed to kill much lower levels one time and then talk about how epic he was, it was really lame.
Come join us in OW since I don't even think you did anything but photoshop a pic.
Just looked at your record, you don't even have competitive time and only about 20 hours quickplay.
Nah, the people he was killin were getting pissed that he used a gameplay element against them. Hence, he trolled them.
I don't use that name anymore, ever, so it's just some random 4channer that "took" it I suppose.
It's your old acct.
My old account was #1578 and I was doing a jewtuber "Play 10 hours as every class" but after like two characters I said fuck it and started getting banned for teleporting people off cliffs in ranked.
You guys are fucking slow.
Can't talk shit?
Bunch of pussies.
lol Jammku, it's a holiday.
So a bunch of losers forced to go to their fam's house and do normie shit.
Good job you're IRL cucked if you're forced to go places that don't profit.
What did he mean by this?
You'd think he'd at least be smart enough to not publicly defend pedophiles.
Whatever you say disability benefit fast food worker.
I wish I got benefits.
Toppest kek dude.
Why doesn't Brit really play games anymore ? He sits on his webcam for most of the stream then plays one game … new viewers aren't hooked by "banter", they're hooked by in-game griefing
He's playing FiveM right now pretending he shit his pants and did nothing to get banned and lying to his fans for no reason who saw what happened anyway?
None of it makes sense but the point is he is playing a game but he's so shit nobody cares since that game would be easy to snipe him on.
He also doesn't stay on a server long and gets banned in no time.
im just going to fart this out but i really lie his cocks
Is he really so desperate that he's trying to suck off pedophile and disgraced former actor Kevin Spacey?
He's retarded and doesn't know how to get attention for his new rebrand, please do not discourage him.
No New Years posts? For shame.
New Years cucks:
My voice 1 day / week / month / year on MrBTF0:
Troll or Cringe, I guess they never cringe, huh?
You just said we spend all day doing something then changed it to we don't because of your "hard work" which one is it?
He's currently getting raided by a 12 year old Fortnite streamer.
Most attention she's got in a while.
Don't understand why you hate on britbong. Can you explain it with logical arguments or is it just personal vendetta because you hold some grudge against him ? Plus lmao at people pretending that Boyd and kopy left, parktown progress is still going and every single post about britbong being a manlet is kopy signature. For all I know the people who make this thread are 5 samefaging who have been personally PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD once by Brit.
I have watched a lot of streams since years and I can say he's got the most banter out there. Even the moments where he gets extremely salty from losing at a game are kinda funny. Tbh that's probably from all the irn bru he drinks, he must have ADHD by now. Woulndt want him to become alcoholic though
Anyway my point is, he's talented but he doesn't realise streaming views and popularity depends more on important friends and networking and advertising more than pure entertainment skill. When I watch a stream of tyler1 or imaqtpie or drdisrespect it's mostly boring. Like, they don't even talk most of the time or they're just plain unfunny
Anyway I digress but kill yourselves
>Don't understand why you hate on britbong.
its fun to laugh at a failure
>I have watched a lot of streams since years and I can say he's got the most banter out there
banter requires multiple people. he streams alone and blocks anyone that attempts actual banter with him in the text chat or in multiplayer games
>Anyway my point is, he's talented but he doesn't realise streaming views and popularity depends more on important friends and networking and advertising more than pure entertainment skill.
he was literally friends with keemstar and other similar big names but his shit personality and tendancy to attack any one who he associated with that gets big poisoned them against him
>Anyway I digress but kill yourselves
you first jamku. try not to land on your teeth this time
because its funny you faggot, watching this little man baby cry about the detractors is great. Why do you faggots act as if you need some grand purpose to fuck with these spergs. Whats even funnier is you retards asking these dumb questions but you watch a guy who "trolls" people online for the same reason, god you are dumb
britbong claims to love banter and trolling but can't take it himself
when actually funny trolls show up he runs off and pretends his controller's broken
he's also a rat who literally cries about being banned and de-platformed but tries to de-platform the competition, literally DMCA a bad guys second life video while claiming he invented SL trolling so he deserved the revenue.
i guess he didn't like trolling after all
>its fun to laugh at a failure
Why him specifically? There's a ton of failed streamers out there.
>banter requires multiple people
I've been watching his GTA and fallout streams and he can argue well against other people, more than the average person. He regularly talks shit with people on GTA so idk what you're on about
Targeted trolling and harassment isn't the same thing as random online banter. I always found the concept of lolcows gay as fuck but that's another subject
Its not trolling it's just childish name-calling, I saw the debate against kopy on youtube and all that guy could say was "what happened to apraxi" and call him a midget, there was no actual argument just shit flinging
The way you write and the fact you use webm makes me think you are the same person, too. And you seem to hold a very personal grudge against him, so it's it's exactly as I was saying, it's a bunch of vendetta samefags, not even real "lolcow". Why don't you guys just admit it instead of pretending other stuff? If you hate him so much, why don't you have the balls to fly over to his house and hurt him? That's what I don't understand my dear kopy
Also nice to see my original post was modified, so I'm guessing there's a wordfilter for b t f o? For that you'd have to be an admin right? Does it means you're an admin on this board? Not familiar with it yet.
that word filter is 2 years old you retard and bragging about beating kopy is like braggin about mummy brining you 5 tendies instead of the usual 4
So I lurked a bit and I found the world filters, specifically
["BT FO","PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD"],["Tranny","Tranny"],["transitioning","transitioning"]
So I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the current owner of lolcow is nobody else but kopyboat? Holy shit, you're the mouthbreather that owns the board that shits on wizardchan and britbong, 2 things I really like, now that's epic
I'd pay you a visit if I lived in the US to be honest
The same people running /cow/ have been running it for years. None of them are kopy.
Respect the Rebrand. Don't call him Britbong or you'll be blocked from MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD's twitter.
>He thinks Kopy runs this board
How can you be this fucking new…lurk more.
Pretty fucking sure JEWS.kY0hk is VanKrause!/Xw/tOpkpY and he's just larping as two different people
Why the fuck else would they force a wordfilter on Bt fo and man ly? Why would the admin care about one specific random lolcow among thousands, to the extend of putting a wordfilter?
Also nobody calls Brit a manlet besides kopy, why would anyone else know about it/care
The only reason anybody would think that is because he always repeats it and they're smart enough to think for themselves that he only gets made fun of and hugboxes.
I think his new name representing how he has got blown the fuck out is great.
He basically just does something stupid, says he didn't do it then bitches about getting banned while being bad at every game he has played.
What the fuck are you talking about? He doesn't handle people well in games at all.
The wordfilter was forced because he used to come here all the time and spam that shit.
Is homor, jews and kopy the same person? I lurked a bit in the archives and they seem to have the same writing style, same time of the day for posting, using same curses (manlet, tranny) at britbong. They're usually in a britbong thread at the same time too. Either butt buddies or samefags but probably second choice
Everyone says those things because:
1) He lies about his height and it obvious if you've ever seen him next to something.
2) Do you not know about him buying girls clothes when he didn't have a g/f on Ebay, the Alchemy logs as well as the pics?
That's why some people do that, he got so offended he even puts his height on everything, never hear him salty about a girl complaining about manlets?
trying to get more people to show up to your dead streams? i guess the rebrand didnt work out to well did it gay lord
Let me reformulate, why the fuck would Jews care about kopy's obsession? Does kopy give such godly blowjobs that he managed to convince Jews to be angry at britbong as well? Cause clearly what I read in the archive was downright inflammatory and personal accusations, not simply laughing at an autist.
Nah, the truth is that kopyboat is Jews and thus kopy runs /cow/, the sockpupetting is way too obvious. Jews even said some dumb shit like "I got a call from kopy" to justify giving new infos or "stickied, as promised" to justify stickying a britbong thread :)))))) way too fucking obvious.
>I have watched a lot of streams since years and I can say he's got the most banter out there. Even the moments where he gets extremely salty from losing at a game are kinda funny.
I suppose that's youtube demographics says his audience is 96% male incels under 21 years of age.
I just explained he finds him an annoying faggot that used to spam the boards and he added shit because of him spamming the same words over and over and he wanted to improve the simpletons vocabulary a bit.
If YT allowed for it without limiting you I imagine it would say under 18 years of age and he is 30 who acts like them.
riiiiiiight, yeah, okay kopy
That guy wasn't Jammku.
What I don't get is.
1) Why do people that "troll" have to do IRL trolling? Remember when the internet was just a bunch of faceless randoms before social media rolled out? Those were the days. Trolling people's IRL situations is the same as being a jerk IRL. It's not funny / cool / not profitable for anyone. At least troll in the game via in-game means. Gank a low level zone as an undead rogue. Blow open Keemstar's doors on Rust and raid his base while drawing dicks all over the walls. If you're mad at Keemstar, just fukken get the boglins and RAID his Rust base. Why not utilize a small militia whom one of is a former professional gamer? How many streamer communities have an ex pro-gamer they can sick on anyone in any game at any time (4am raids anyone? Protip it's 4am right now as I post this.) That makes you incredibly powerful.
2) I can see that not having sex on the regular is really getting to him. I can redpill people day and night but until they swallow said pill there's not much we can do from the sidelines. The stream would be far more enjoyable if he was getting his cock sucked every other day. Also a healthier body would show on the stream.
3) The choice of games. I understand that games currently suck 100% cocks, and these days most devs program out any kind of griefability, but playing single player / trash un-trollable games really hurts the viewership. Also, when actually playing said multiplayer games, call upon the boglins to tie up admins and steamroll clanfags / kids. I understand not wanting to be a clanfag yourself but instead of a tryhard group of ex-military d-bags it's a robust group of expert trolls all spreading a sickening autism through the server. The last stream, you were tazing some rando kid in GTA 5 RP. Remember when we all did Gary's mod and there was like 8 of us tazing ONE kid? That's far more hilarious.
4) Boglins need to grow, and their growth will help you. Imagine if a boglin hit 1m+ subs, they could insta-unban you with the snap of a finger, spread social media, influence the meta on new games, etc. 99.9% of streamers do not utilize their fanbase to zerg/swarm games but you could be the absolute first to really show how cancerous vidya streamers can actually be by using the full force of their fanbase to fuck over servers / AAA titles. Remember that one game where it was medieval and you could be a king and stuff? Remember having us all around to lynch grill gaymo's and madmins? Good times.
5) I don't know why you're mad at my Jammku persona. I told you about the swat situation and I mass deleted everything to start over without the threat of that happening again. It's happened once before under the Jammno name, so this time I'm making sure my face is never shown with my new internet handle. Also a long, long time ago there was a guy I fucked over at a Dota tournament. I played Tiny and would grief him by tossing him into the enemy team since he tried to steal a grill from me, and now he's a big head honcho over at Youtube and has tons of admins for twitch, so if he finds my identity I'm eff'd. Also with the #metoo shit the 4chan sluts could try to cause scandals if I ever became a big name again. Mainly Nyanners or Erio-Chan, since they were basically "paid for" so to speak.
6) Currently unemployed cause a trashy fuckboi tried to run out with two gallons of Sweet Tea and I slapped that shit out of his hands. So I'm currently NEET'ing around. I've got 8 years worth of pro-gamer monies (Actually just wagecuck + F.I.R.E. lifestyle minimalism.) of rent + food until I become homeless so there's more free time now to shit on our enemies.
7) I know you want a long term gf but for now just fuck bitches till you find one you can tolerate on a day-to-day basis then long-term her.
The reason he trolls less is that he has autistic mouthbreathers going after him for personal vendetta and camouflaging it as "lolcow" cocks, i.e kopy aka Jew in this thread spamming webm or Boyd
Obviously there's no actual cow besides kopy who is a much bigger autist, spending his lifetime obsessing over people online and samefaging in a poor and obvious manner in his personal board, even going to the extend of making threads about himself because he's so starved of attention. Its obvious britbong has assburgers, but it's even more obvious that kopy has full blown mental illness. Stalking someome for 2years+ because he "stole" your 3/10 gf (let's not blame it on her, no, she's not responsible for her own actions, poor baby) is a very obvious sign your brain has gone mental
What I find even funnier is that, now I've proved Jews is kopy, you realise he's the very same person who makes threads to laugh at incels and wizards, while being the biggest autist of them all who obsess over a girl for years. Isn't it quite ironic?
Anyways, those people seem to know other people who can deplatform him easily (which shows how youtube/twitter is cucked, infiltrated and impartial btw) so he's trying to be a good boy I guess.
>not understanding jokes
>posts a screenshot of Jews bullying kopy for being cucked (literally) by Atlas… still thinks Jews IS kopy
>Not realising kopy doesn't give a shit about bad popularity as long as it's popularity just like Chris-chan
>Not realising he probably made his own ED page just so people could talk and read about him
Yeah bro kopy got so trolled by atlus haha
Clearly Dominic wanting to derail.
Making fun of incels and wizards seems like a good idea to me, they're fucking pathetic and not because they don't get sex but because they WANT TO SO BAD and don't.
I don't really care about incels and r9fags that I find equally worthless but it's quite hilarious that the person making the threads to make fun of them is a massive sperglord who has done much cringiest shit than complain about tfw no gf and doesn't even have the balls to uncover himself as his true self and has to hide behind a sockpuppet persona
Tfw you try to samefag properly but your subpar spic iq fails you
Great proof. I can't wait to see that picture of the guy with the glasses and fake mustache on MrBoringTimidFaggOt's desktop next stream
stream your suicide, it would net you a couple more viewers im sure
You do know Jews makes fun of Kopy and Kopy fails everything ever, right?
These threads have IDs you dolt, I was busy and saw the second post.
Saying samefag was related the the pics I posted, not you. Kopy is mentally ill, has a lot of time on his hands and is a massive attentionwhore. I woulndt be surprised in the slightest if he was just animating a little sockpuppet theater with different tripcodes. Again, explain why would Jews specifically hate one lolcow amongst thousands to the point of posting his dox and talking in the same manner as kopy and stickying Brit threads. If you don't find it fishy I don't know what to tell you
See, you're salty as fuck. Its not even a real lolcow subject, it's just a bunch of samefags wishing death and cursing on some guys they don't like because he hurt their feefees. Quite pathetic tbh. I thought we were supposed to laugh at cows, don't see any laughs here, just salt, tons of it
Just the same mental illness fueled rage that is making you boil in front of your keyboard, that make you easy to spot
Care to explain how Dominic actually upset anybody with proof rather than speculation(not Kopy)? I'll wait until you're done streaming.
Care how to explain how Brit make anybody laugh at his behaviour? What's so funny about him that warrant stickied threads, let alone cow threads at all? He just outrights mutes trolls like kopy or Boyd in his streams and carries on like nothing happened
Don't see anything funny about Brit's reactions toward trolls so don't really see why you even call him a cow. Even if he did get salty about getting deplatformed on twitter I don't see how that's nearly enough cocks to be called a cow
Kopy however is a endless source of cringe but I find his behaviour more pathetic than laughable, clearly a broken human being. Indeed Jews/kopy was right about nothing being funny about him, he's just downright pathetic
None of the threads have been stickied since he stopped replying to every thread hundreds of times.
Britbong didn't just get "deplatformed" he got cucked so badly he "rebranded" chaning his entire name and stream style to try and stop breaking the rules on sites he was already perma banned from. He even bans people from chat for deadnaming him if you say "britbong"
He also creates boring cringe cocks every, single day. When he's not playing with plushies and jumping on his bed he's crying on Twitter about not having a girlfriend.
Kopy is great to make fun of, I do it every day. I've actually personally blown him out of several discord servers just by questioning his Mexican DNA. Nobody here is preventing anyone from making a threat on Kopy, the problem in the past (since you took screenshots of posts from over a year and a half ago) was that Britbong would make a thread which the OP was only a picture of kopys head increased in size with the text "Caroline doesnt love you"
You really need to lurk more. You're not interesting, you're uninformed and nobody really cares that you're mad that daddy britbong is getting laughed at. You act just like him claiming people responding are "salty" and "mad" when they just calmly explain whats happening since you're admittedly young and dumb.
whyd you start posting here again shortstack, must be hard with such low views these days, even the people who enjoyed taking the piss out of you have lost interest
>BIDF still tries to argue MTs status as a cow
Also, aren't you supposed to call him MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD now?
OH SHIT. WE HAVE BEEN PLAYED.
Carries on like nothing happened, posts in Boyds blog, made a fake stawlker blog, tries to contact people accusing them of stuff, rants on and on about Boyd on stream and even dressed up like a clown for halloween in dedication to him. He blocks every fucking person critical because he doesn't want the few kids left to see what he is really up to and how he really is oh and he goes on transpassing in his free time, dating sites, hits on every girl who comes in the server.
No cocks here for us and he sure doesn't login Second Life being salty after his streams while everyone mostly ignores him because they find him retarded either.
>Rebranding because trusted flaggers ban him on sight
How is that funny ?
>Boring cringe cocks
As opposed to his destructors making OC pictures to prove their point, that will never be posted again ?
>Jump on his bed
It's funny but not in a cow way, he's self aware, he's pretending to be childish
>Calmly explain what's happening
I thought you were supposed to take the piss on people, yeah? Don't see anything remotely humorous in your post. You don't seem very amused too.
>Carries on like nothing happened, posts in Boyds blog, made a fake stawlker blog, tries to contact people accusing them of stuff, rants on and on about Boyd on stream
Nothing funny about him defending himself when he got Boyd actively trying to deplatform him constantly because of a years old argument. Try and think to realize who's truly pathetic there
>and even dressed up like a clown for halloween in dedication to him.
I thought that was pretty funny and entertaining for a streamer
I've never seen britbong talk about wanting to be a girl or looking girly so I guess you're rumaging a dead forced meme
Again your post reeks of anger, not humor. This is a vendetta thread.allowed only because Jews is gay pals with kopy/his sockpuppet
>Not being brit internet detractors force
>Composed of the entire /cow/ moderation
>And a big part of Erectile Dysfunction staff
Well, at least you tried Dominic.
Jews, can you remove the wordfilter so we can get his name the brand recognition it deserves?
Why'd you stop using tripcodes ? Coward much?
your cry baby reaction everytime is funny, what dont you get shorty? god you're dumb. if you stopped reacting and posting in these threads they would have stopped ages ago. then again this is what you want now since no one is paying attention to you, SAD
Dominic doesn't understand how ID's work while sockpuppeting the most, interesting.
i can change id too
Asking someone with 40 posts in the thread why they turned off their tripcode when none of their other posts have a tripcode attached. Top kek as they say
>tfw you're in your 30s and mommy still won't let you dress yourself
top kek indeed
>Kopy changed his ID and tripcode and wrote a new post in the space of 15 seconds
Yes, I can totally imagine that, If he prepared the message. Pretty sure mod/admin rights allow you to change id as you please too
Also, even it Jews wasn't kopy, isn't it ironical that Jews make threads to laugh at incels while pretending to be "best friends" with kopy, who is the literal definition of the autistic virgin rage?
Board shoulndt be called /cow/, more like /clique/, /personal army/ or /gay circlerjerk/
Jews has stated he isn't even friends with Kopy slow boy, go make some boring streams of you getting banned from FiveM.
Why does it sounds like you're having a stick of wood up your hemorrhoid-ridden ass everytime you post? Sure sounds like you're having a merry fun time trolling britbong
Did you forget what pics you've used before and nobody else has saved?
Forgot you're streaming, I'll wait 5'4".
hi again for your daily triggering. first off, pics related, second, turn on your tripcode faggot, third, this will be my last post because i'm clearly too good for this circlejerk of a board
keep samefaging here alone and marinate in your salty anger for all eternity
You seriously think anyone who calls Britbong by his actual height is the same person? Holy shit what a broken brain. Please start a thread on yourself.
fairly certain its shortstack himself, given the dead air during his stream time and using the same shitty "le epic" meme images as he use to. poor guys just lonely since he got beeteeeffood from streaming and no body watches him anymore, aw poor midget, nobody wants to watch your boring streams
210-300 viewers is pretty good for a 10 year old streaming minecraft.
Wait, he's 31? Why did he show his gender stats and not age?
How goes the girlfriend search, hopefully have not been searching for months and failing even on dating sites, I bet they can't wait to meet your parents if the girl who gave up on life to end up with you came over.
It is him for sure btw.
He knows it's been known he is 5'4" bitches on stream when a woman doesn't like manlets in any capacity and he is only actually posting when off stream.
>this will be my last post
That's a shame. Watching impotent manlet rage is entertaining.
>Loads up VPN.
OH HEY GUYS ANOTHER FAN HERE YOU ARE ALL SOCKPUPPETS.
little man remade his OkCupid. Still lying about his age and height again it seems
little man remade his OkCupid. Still lying about his age and height again it seems
Don't forget he's online in that picture, why is he changing his age and linking a private instagram with pics taken by his mom or pretending his streaming career is going well since he "hates thots" but hope this one will gold dig to find out he has no money.
I love an angry woman, especially cute ones like that.
ya'll are too negative. you need to find your happy place.
>be a manlet
>become streamer to look bigger on camera
>have no viewers because nobody cares
>try to get gf
>don't get gf because you're a manlet
>lie about height and age
>still don't get gf because your face also looks like a ballsack
>try to kill self
>can't reach the shelf
The profile says "looking for people" not "looking for women"???
He's finally come out as a gay boy?
>honesty is the best policy
>have been doing incredibly well
The only way it would say that is if he selected looking for men & women.
Just tuned into manlet's stream, and he was talking about how he doesn't know how to make a cup of tea.
This is a 31 year old we're talking about.
I think I may make a cup of tea now
Currently drinking a 3 ginger tea. Unsweet of course.
That's exactly right. He must have selected looking for both!! Otherwise it would say looking for women!! Oh my fucking god!!
Conclusive proof of fagottry confirmed.
>he doesn't know how to make a cup of tea.
Does he need his mom to wipe his ass too?
>Lol he short!
>Lol he gey!
>Lol he immature !!
The absolute state of this board
You okay little guy?
>i can't believe you guys are laughing at someone retarded on /cow/
That's the point you fucking retard
hes in the market for a tranny most likely, to help him transition i guess
tiny never really got the point of the board though, no point trying to explain it to him
Boyd or is it Mildered IS IT BOTH OF THEM?
Need to tell the story of the accidental catfish.
Does anyone have the kingofpol video made on britbong? I cant seem to find it since dominic likes to make sure nobody sees how much of a faggot he is throughout the years
BIDF (Britbong Internet Detractors Force) once again showing their high iq and sense of humor, definitely not butthurt to oblivion
i guess we know who got derrick_not_a_fish banned off youtube after all
looks like the same program they used on derrick. it might work.
>i guess we know who got derrick_not_a_fish banned off youtube after all
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Britbong is very drunk having had 2 whole ciders. spergout imminent.
>having had 2 whole ciders.
mango flavored ciders like a real man
Lul. You know thumbs down / downvotes count as interaction and helps a channel, right?
Thanks for helping MrBTF0.
You do know you're again barking up the wrong tree?
hard to take the theory that brit is a cow seriously when his ennemies do cringy obsessive shit like this
>hard to take the theory that brit is a cow seriously when his ennemies do cringy obsessive shit
that's a copy of a trick MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD used on total biscuit and angry joe back in the day. pretty much the only thing a troll has done to britbong that britbong didn't do to a bunch of others before was the legend who sent britbong a potato soaked in urine for 3 weeks and packaged with a glitter bomb
do you have pictures? that sounds funny. although clowntown project was a much funnier pun than this sperg fake twitter
>the legend who sent britbong a potato soaked in urine for 3 weeks and packaged with a glitter bomb
How does someone even come up with an idea like that?
That sounds hilarious af tho
The urine part was a joke…
>The urine part was a joke…
genuine urine he opened the box on stream. its one of the reasons he shut his po box down
proof of that didnt happen
He blamed people and said they were sending different things, he always changed it, I think one time he mentioned his nephew again because he has some obsession with his own nephew then said someone sent him CP on stream.
He lies so much who knows the real reason but someone made fun of him.
The only things he got sent in that PO box that he enjoyed were men's tighty whitey underwear and a chin dildo. The rest was garbage.
If britbong doesn't leave his house for months, who buys his cider?
delivering cider to her 30 year old son because he's too pussy to go out. that woman is the root of most of his problems.
drinking strawberry cider like a real man
>That feel when no one in this thread has the athletic prowess as Jammku.
Five* years ago this guy started getting huge. Imagine all that fat and man titty turned into muscle and raw red pilled alpha male superiority.
Pushing buttons for a minute with your feet while your stomach bounces around.
Dad repossessed it from the house of someone who just died.
uh oh, word has it mummy and daddy bong are splitting up and selling the house,
and neither of them wants to take in the mini midge
ha! have to call bullshit though, that would be too funny to be true….
You're probably assblasted he had 1k people at his stream
It's ok, you can cope by making unfunny manlet jokes while he lives rent free in your head
Where did i say a manlet joke? Looks like those insecurities are living rent free in your head.
>had one time, only he remembers.
>enig, krapple and I are all the same person
He sure does have a hateboner for any authority figure who won't let him tattle to them.
>Being butt budy with the ultimate incel mutt who obsess over some guy for years because he stole his gf
>while at the same time making threads to laugh at incels and wizards
>While spending your lifetime on cuckchan moderating a literally who board for free
>Also posting forced memes that you made yourself and that nobody reposts anywhere else
Absolutely based jews
>Mod deletes your shitty Krapple thread because it was just the same five posts over and over again
>Tattle to Jews hoping he'll fire the big mean mod and let you go back to doing damage control
>Jews helps you get up on a stepladder so he can laugh in your face.
>Jews is now the enemy because he won't play preschool teacher and stop the mean kids from bullying you
Just your average bong hater move along bois
>Everyone is these 2 people and I am still hurt by them, please view my dying streams!
>You're probably assblasted he had 1k people at his stream
that was 3 years ago he gets like 250 now
Bragging about getting 1000 viewers is really, really sad in the first place. I've been streams of Hey Arnold reruns reach that same number.
If that was what his margins were like before he self-imploded, that's really bad.
BritbongReturns Trying To Get Shadman Banned From StreamLabs
It's a game that caters to retards. Is it surprising that they have accessibility options for the genetically defective?
More like spyware gonna spyware if anything.
This definitely sounds like they are trying to collect data on color blindness of their mostly male audience to sell to marketers.
You people are fucking insane
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The 31 Year Old Man Who Lives With His Mum And "Ironically" Plays Fortnite Has Literally One Joke In His Arsenal
I don't see how living with his mom is a big deal seeing as most regular cuckchan users probably are either on welfare or life with their parents
Can't really imagine someone functional with a decent job going home and thinking "today I'm gonna browse /cow/"
Now a 60years old guy playing second life and spending Christmas online, that is downright pathetic and weird
Not really. Fortnite was designed around data. It only makes sense that it would further collect more data on its users to make an even shittier game.
That's Trollshielding 101 mate. You can't get trolled if you are the troll.
>Now a 60years old guy playing second life and spending Christmas online, that is downright pathetic and weird
does it not occur to you that boyd was in that SL room with about a dozen of his SL friends while brit was also there and no one in his house irl or in the game cared to talk to him
if your definition of being alone is playing sl on christmas, you have to admit that brit was also playing sl on christmas and with the added bonus of not even having a friend online to talk with
No Dominic, you go on wizardchan.
You are so pathetic you fucking use WIZARDCHAN dude.
Who cares about his ""online friends"", at 60yo you should be fishing or drinking light beer with the boys or watching TV with your wife, not playing a fucking mmo
Pic related, it's you
>you should be fishing or drinking light beer with the boys or watching TV with your wife,
not only has brit done none of those things, he hasn't left his house in months
Yeah but he doesn't see himself as an adult and nobody does see him like that mentally, that's why all the child fans that are even leaving him now.
Playing second life at 60yo is infinitely more autistic and cringeworthy than living at your parents house at 30, especially considering Britbong has aspergers and that rent in western countries has exploded
Plus I don't really see what's funny about it. I thought the board was created to laugh at people's autistic behaviour. Saying he lives at his parent house at 30 sounds more like anger driven name-calling than fun making. You should try a little bit harder than simply calling him a shorty. Like having him banned from youtube during his stream and seeing his meltdown, that'd be hilarious, but it's all shitty low energy name-calling here
So 9e4f07, tell us, do you live with your parents or what?
Explain yourself. Explain us why you are whiteknighting parasitic neckbears who stay at home past their teens.
What about you? Should we make a census on cuckchan's population? A little bird tells me that it woulndt be brilliant.
I don't know fam. You tell me. You are the one whiteknighing people who still live with their parents past their teens.
I have no interest in knowing how many halfchanners live with parents as I've not visited that imageboard in 2 whole years.
So you tell me bro.
Reread my precious post and you'll understand, bud. It might be sad, but it certainly isn't hilarious. Spamming the same insults (short, live at parents house) for years on sounds like obsessive butthurt.
>What about you?
Reread my two previous post and you'll understand why living at home passed your teens is unethical and pathetic.
Do I give a shit about ethics though? It doesn't have to be pathetic, it has to be funny to warrant a thread. Name-calling too, nice, i can feel the butthurt from here.
You do know that it's just him in his own thread, right? He has a lot of free time lately and is getting stir crazy with the recognition that he's not getting any younger.
Quit getting short with people little guy.
Nope, still has not lost its touch.
I wish I had the same sense of humor as a middle school bully
you have the same height as one
Imagine being so mad you make obscure OC all for yourself. Do you make fanfictions too?
>when britbong draws boyd as a clown it's funny
>when they draw me it gay!
Is emptyhero even black? I really hope he is because he was trying to imitate a black man's voice on his vids and it was extremely cringe inducing
>another britbong appearance
>another bringing up emptyhero for no reason
what, ran out of boogie men to blame your failures on after running through kopy and boyd?
1years+ dude, embarassing
You know Empty and the rest of us don't hate you, you know.
Come to Empty's discord, we'd welcome you with open arms, Dominic. Probably enjoy your company more than fried kooch, at least.
yea come on guys, the new and improved mr Bee Tee eFF Ohh only deals in high brow quips and humor, get it together faggots…. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Gets demolished by a 63 year old. Gets owned by all the other players. Britbong just cant hide his little boy obsession. Autists love repetition don't they.
Don't reference his "career" and incoming like that.
Why did he deleted last nights stream? I heard he was bitching about it.
Its online though, in the playlist. Alcohol doesn't really have a good effect on him, I find him funnier when he's sober.
the badguys had a stream which did 3x his viewer count at the same time as his stream and when someone pointed it out in chat he had an existntial breakdown
He hasn't been epicly trolling anyone lately. Can you cunts fuck off and pick on someone else so he'll start trolling again?
he should start by picking on the blind guy who made his wig
It's his own choice in what he does.
"pwease stop buwwying me"
He's missing a lot of opportunities by talking during 3hours prior to gaming and getting drunk which just gets him angry and unable to troll properly
>He can troll properly.
Britbong getting involved with discussions on SL Secrets. What subject triggers him to talk? Surprise surprise. No pedo right Bong?
It's no surprise SL is full of pedos, trannies, furries and freaks
Poor guy is streaming every day to not many people, what's going on? Is that why you're posting here hoping to catch a few more views?
You just described the groups of people you are most associated with perfectly Britbong. Your level of lack of self awareness is just staggering.
I am sick of watching FiveM fucking hell man play Rust PLEASE!
That's not true, you have to include children too.
Nah bro that would be semi-incel wagecucks and some ironic neets. Trannies and furries and pedos are denizens of SL, you can't deny it. It's your level of hypocrisy that's hilarious. I get you play SL too.
No dude, look at all this shit you have been involved in, look around you.
What's going on with YourMumFTW and the drying up of Dominic's paypiggies?
Says the pedo tranny furry freak that logs into Secondlife every single day.
I think Britbong would feel better if he just ate an onion.
ITT: Britbong still living in his victims heads rent free
Don't you second lifers have somewhere else to be?
You're there every single day Britbong.
Every single fucking day for 14 years!!
Which coincidentally is the age you most like your little boys to be.
"Rent free in your head" was funny the first few times it was said about Trump, but now it's become so lame and predictable even Matt "HE'S FAT" Jarbo shits it out.
You and Matt should really be bros, Britbong. He's so fat he can eclipse the sun. You could ride on his head like Remy the Rat and pilot him by the few stray strands of hair left on his head like a mech.
Midge & Matt has a nice ring to it.
bunch of butthurt second life pedos lmao
Yeah neets suck those fucking weeboos! Screw this guy!
Yeah but you've in Secondlife every single fucking day…For 14 years.
>Yeah but you've in Secondlife every single fucking day…For 14 years
how else can he meet girls?
They may have been a bit hyperbolic by saying every single day but you do login a lot.
Sister raper still has it on his youtube dude.
good for him
https://jmaa.tv/updates/2019/2/22/the-sociopath-known-as-mrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD-aka-britbongreturns
Good read. MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD got his just desserts.
>It’s pretty ironic itself that MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD is the one who complains about “stalkers flagging his videos and streams”, but whenever he is made fun of by someone with the superior IQ, he is free to flag someone. Sounds like a severe case of “thin skin” to me.
Dark triad bit aside, JMAA could have avoided being smeared as writing a manifesto if he just stuck to that point.
He would still be said he did regardless of what he did and I believe he said that only because of his Discord messages, can you remove that wordfilter?
Britbong is pretty good at fps games, he should try to play some pubg competitively.
This is real sad. MrBTF0 asked his chat how long they've been single.
I had NO IDEA people were this fucking incel.
I want to help them, I really do. Girls are fucking easy.
He doesn't play them usually due to how bad he is, I agree he should though.
He still denies his fanbase are losers like him to this day.
Britbong admitted on stream that he got JMAA banned from twitter.
Excepted from the little guy.
He used to do some pretty good plays on SOS, and more recently apex legends.
Also I didn't realize jmaa was gay until I read the manifesto that sounds like a breakup letter, I suppose he had a crush on britbong. Could be cute if he lost weight maybe
Yeah when he had Bungie as backup or Jammku to metagame the shit out it.
JMAA is already winning as he whines and reports per usual.
jmaa nation being used to troll brit instead of jmaa is perfect
i'm using that forever
How butthurt would the kopydoghouse clique get if someone were to behead upraski and post her pics online ? Just my thoughts wandering, it would probably be funny
Short chance of that, the question is just retarded anyway.
I mean, let's not fool ourselves, the only reason this thread exists is because of an argument over some dumb egirl. Just wanted to point this out.
No, that was the first thread, not the 46th.
Now it's just to laugh at him which is why Kopy isn't even involved.
Are you really laughing though ? Seems like it's more obsessive hatred from your post history. Be honest.
Did you see the video I posted earlier?
Guys one of his public streams are Creative Commons licensed, which means you can use the footage to monetize your own videos and he can't copyright claim them down.
Get on it.
Youtube search "MrBTF0" then filters, then "Creative Commons"
His reaction is funny, but to know that you watched and recorded the stream in its entirety means you're partially butthurt for an unknown reason
Are you boyd?
Lots of dumb assumptions made here for an unknown reason and none are true as per usual with the tiny little tranny.
Lol, and you reply so fast, you check this thread all the time and watch his streams. You seem so invested for a guy who simply want to take the piss on someone else. Why do you dislike britbong ? Be honest
Dominic, I get you have a lot of time with the dead streams but it seems only 1 response to you was "so fast", I get you're too autistic to actually figure things out.
"I don't even care" he repeats on stream and then runs to Discord after the stream to beg admin for his account back.
I wasn't talking to you
Hey when you get upset or scared, do you hide away in your mother's butthole with your poopy covered smurf dakimakura and a peanut M&M?
And why did you back out of Zoom's stream, was it cause Empty was there? Did you hide in your mother's butthole to get out of streaming with them?
I'm not even britbong lmao, maybe emptyhero should try to produce actual good cocks instead of trying to build an audience through attacking other streamers
Pretending to be a black guy when you're a lispy scrawny white dude is honestly embarrassing
>back out of a friendly stream invite on a stream with a viewership easily 3 times larger than your own
>attack one of the guys that gave you the opportunity
i can see why all of your friends wind up turning on you
>I'm not even britbong lmao
Uses usual out of date language.
Its MrBoringTimidFaggOt to you.
Why are you going on about Empty? I haven't been available all day while you changed VPN IP's and sent like 3 messages, get a grip man.
GET A JOB NIGGER
>Why are you going on about Empty
You also didn't explain why you dislike britbong. Nice caps too, you don't seem upset at all.
It's funny back in 2017 you laughed at him and called him a paranoid schizo for calling these threads out on samefags and sockpuppets but apparently throwing random accusations of me being him is normal now.
I really like to shit up this thread because Brit's detractors are equally as lulzworthy as him if not much more. These threads should be called "britbong and friends" and we should discuss kopy and Boyd and all the autists gravitating around him, but we all know that won't happen cuz Jews suck kopy's cock for being the old CWC admin. The power of internet cliques, man.
That said, I got >>781297 to admit the britbong threads on /cow/ originated from a dumb feud over a girl, so what else can I say lol
Nobody is questioning why Kopy made the first thread little tyke, why do you make all these random assertions?
You say "kopy and Boyd" but Kopy hasn't been in the troll den for at least 3 months, and Boyd spends 12 hour kik sessions chatting to underage girls, neither have time for BoringTimidFaggOt anymore
Its amazing how after so many like SO MANY people who were friends with Britbong have ended up telling him to fuck off after realizing what he really is all about that he still thinks only 3 people post in here.
That level of delusion could be studied by professionals.
Lol thanks for confirming again the britbong threads are spawned out of butthurt vendetta and no actual lulz
So exactly the same as your so-called streams then?
What vendetta could someone possibly have against a 31 year old man, living with his parents, unemployed, high school dropout, who has only had sex with 2 women from SL,
He can't play multiplayer games because he gets trolled, or because he's too shit to make any progress.
If he plays single player games then he prays that it will have a console or cheatcodes, because otherwise he will lose to the AI controlled enemies.
The most interesting real world thing that has happened to him recently is his grandfather died, and probably didn't attend the funeral.
We're talking about someone that can't be trusted to be at home alone, so his parents forced him to go on a trip with them like a child.
Yeah there's definitely no lulz to be had here, idiot. Definitely no sign of a lolcow around here. 100% positive there isn't endless pages of lore on this degenerate that even a normie would find funny.
>What vendetta could someone possibly have
You tell us lmao.
You are truly braindead, but yeah sure I'm TrustedFlagger. lmfao
Stop cutting your own hair btw
where did britbong hurt you?
Mostly in my sides, from all the laughing at your world of delusion Britbong.
nah dont lie to yourself bro you know you're butthurt
I accidentally deleted the latest thread because the guy who started it had started 13 other threads to slide the board or something. Feel free to create a new one.
>Jews suck kopy's cock for being the old CWC admin. The power of internet cliques, man.
I respect Krapple for creating the original /cwc/, but we've welcomed /cow/ threads about him ever since Atlus cucked him with the clitmonster in Las Vegas. The problem is that Britbong and his Discord groupies are not trolls and they're incapable of contributing to the board as anything but Krapple's fellow lolcows.
Reading this almost ruined my day. Even Chris-chan leaves his house without his parents.
Ok I'll play. Butthurt how? You have no qualities or achievements anyone would want for themselves. Anyone that gets to know you gets the fuck away as soon as your true personality becomes apparent. So what is it we are all supposed to be so "jelly" about? Answer that question once and for all and all of this might go away for you.
because you're simply obsessed, that's how
no actual troll would dedicate so much time to someone they simply want to laugh at. and if they actually did, they would be as pathetic as the person they want to make fun of. there's something else, only you can tell us what it is
You sure MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD isn't the one that's butthurt after being cucked by his fans AND his mods?
> they would be as pathetic as the person they want to make fun of.
So you are starting to realize you are pathetic? Well that's progress give yourself a pat on the back lil guy.
Both are butthurt, britbong mostly complains about getting deplatformed and stalked but the butthurt medal goes for people who can't let go after years, like Boyd, kopy, emptyhero, and a myriad of other autistic discord dwellers that got trolled by him at some point and post in these threads.
I'm not britbong.
Very doubtful but if its not you Britbong then we'll just wait for six months until you show up here telling us what a cunt Britbong actually is.
>Ok I'll play. Butthurt how? You have no qualities or achievements anyone would want for themselves. Anyone that gets to know you gets the fuck away as soon as your true personality becomes apparent. So what is it we are all supposed to be so "jelly" about? Answer that question once and for all and all of this might go away for you.
As usual you avoided what was actually being asked Bong bit like the whole hilarious "owned by Keemstar" incident
Here's something actually funny for a change.
Trustedflagger gets upset about pictures of frogs in clown outfits. Who do you think is behind this account?
Who cares? It's not the actual TrustedFlagger it's an impersonator so what does it even matter?
Remember when MrBlownTheFuckOut used to make fake girl accounts on twitter and use them to like his already fake fan accounts? What a mentally balanced lad.
>what does it even matter
lol the damage control. This is a britbong thread so we're going to discuss him but also the autists stalking him. How can you not find this funny as fuck? he's literally going insane from drawings.
Yeah whatever "not" Britbong. You've never been funny.
>Boyd is irrelevant at this point
>Boyd spends 12 hour kik sessions chatting to underage girls, he doesnt have time for BoringTimidFaggOt anymore
sure, we really see that.
Btw, i suggest you all check this youtube channel where a lot of videos about boyd doghouse are uploaded. I'll let you judge who's truly autistic, britbong or boyd. protip: it's boyd. You can make all the ED pages you want on your enemies with your brony admin friends and your fake dick pics, but the cold harsh truth is that you'll die alone with nothing to be proud.
Also boyd's a liberal, just sayin'
>You can make all the ED pages you want on your enemies with your brony admin friends and your fake dick pics
did somebody do this to you?
No, but Boyd did on britbong and Harrison digfoot where he slandered them and added fake dick pictures he took randomly off the internet. He also made a page about himself where he does self praise.
Really makes you wonder what ED is thinking when they're befriending a liberal schizo fat fuck.
>He also made a page about himself where he does self praise.
I don't think ED allows that bruh
>Alexander Boyd Campell (also known as Boyd Doghouse, Edgar Button, or simply Boyd for short) is a polarizing individual from the bowls of Second Life who is believed by ((some)) to be a pedophile. Having been a common fixture in the virtual community for a span of centuries, people either like Boyd or outright hate him. A former SL land baron, Boyd now spends his time socializing with Second Life's userbase of mentally unstable sociopaths, often times assuming the role of a counselor or glorified father figure of sorts.
Watch the Russel Coba show videos about him and you'll see if that page tells the truth.
>Russel Coba show videos
isn't russel coba the pedo who put a screwdriver in his butt and raped his sister? I'm not sure how that will help.
sister rape is normal in georgia I guess
Boyd, could you at least admit it's you? Death is coming, old man. Do you really want to spend your final days on a virtual world ? You should let go the computer and go on a travel to see the world. That's a friendly advice.
this is the guy who make up for most of those threads replies and makes ED articles and blogposts about people he dislikes.
Reminds me a bit of kopy, don't you think?
here's another vid where he threatens a girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HihqPHtY1WU
>Boyd, could you at least admit it's you?
lol there's a lot more people here than boyd and kopy. I don't even know if they're still here nor not
Who else is aware that Harrison even exists ? And look it up I already gave proofs that Boyd is still butthurt
have you been refreshing this thread for 12 hours? I'm getting the impression grandpa boyd hurt your fee fees
no, it's boyd who's butthurt as of lately, as the vocaroo proved it.
old man's getting a little salty about cute young girls paying attention to young bucks and not him. That's how harrisson pissed him off too, by pretending he met high school girls just to make boyd's fat butt hurt. it works terribly well.
is boyd bonnie or trusted flagger? You might be losing your edge son
Wow what has caused little Domdom to throw a tantrum this time?
It must be some good shit look his liwwle face is all angry-wangry.
A 31 year old man appearing attempting to convince a NEET millennial audience that he's one of them uses a meme that was out of date half a decade ago.
>The dance had a surge in popularity throughout summer 2014
Lol your 60 years old ass should browse 4chan sometimes. Ironical how you're calling people old. Kinda like when you call Harrison bald, fat and single. I think you like to project.
that's not boyd either. what'd he do to you anyway? you're obsessed.
Nope I'm not Boyd. Funny how you talk about living in your head rent free. So why dont you go spout some more out of date memes Britbong so we can all laugh some more.
Also: Funny how you have basically just admitted to using other peoples stuff on 4Chan for material as an attempt to stay relevant instead of creating your own cocks. Lulz for days dwarf.
File: 3a6197772a69372⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 3.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, mrBTFO jacks for teenage g….mp4)
Why did Britbong send this video to a 16 year old girl he met in Venti's discord last year?
the fake dick pics again? do you have any proof that it's him beside the ED page made by kopyboat?
oh my god it's called a meme you absolute fossil
Check the blanket.
that's pretty funny. did he deny it?
Nope he said its real but that someone "upped the contrast" to make it more red lol
Now, where's the proof she was 16, and the proof that he knew that she was 16?
So it is you and not faked Britbong? Make up your mind there dooood
This is easily the most embarrassing thing Britbong has ever done and hes done a lot of cringy things in his time
Yeah it was a meme five years ago. FIVE YEARS!!! You out of date old cunt.
are you midorpidor? you seem to lack reading comprehension.
>the fake dick pics again? do you have any proof that it's him beside the ED page made by kopyboat?
>Now, where's the proof she was 16, and the proof that he knew that she was 16?
Reading comprehension level 11/10
Do you have autism?
Nope but I did just illustrate how you are a perpetually lying sack of shit with a penis that should never be seen in a dick pic ever. You creepy fucking weirdo
why are you upset, i thought this was a thread where we laughed at people :)
And now you're defending Michael Jackson…
Your actual autism cant help broadcasting your very real creepiness to the world doood
Britbong no one is upset I realize your mental retardation makes it impossible for you to understand how humans work but calling you a perpetually lying sack of shit and creepy fucking weirdo doesnt mean anyone is mad it just means youre a perpetually lying sack of shit and a creepy fucking weirdo its not difficult.
Using curses usually means you're upset, I understand you have troubles understanding basic human communication though. Also, h3l3 is a Jew and you should always do the opposite of what a Jew says, thus MJ isn't a pedo.
>Using curses usually means you're upset
Inability to read interpersonal cues accurately autism confirmed.
He also defended Kevin Spacey when he was called out for grabbing a teen boy's balls
Birds of a feather flock together No smoke with out fire etc etc.
There's literally nothing wrong with having sex with teen boys in 2019 though. Are you a bigot?
>Now, where's the proof she was 16, and the proof that he knew that she was 16?
according to boyd is a furry named
- DrakiAzul -
Ohwell, you can't trust Boyd on these things, he likes making up bullshit on his enemies. Hell, he's just jelly he can't get high schooler pussy, his frustration shows in the Russel Coba videos.
>Ohwell, you can't trust Boyd on these things
he's kind of the local expert on these things. besides we've already had about 10 weird furries come in here to defend red-tip-penis bong, so what[s one more?
Its easy to understand why I woulndt trust boyd, you just have to look up the Russel Coba show videos, he makes up random shit against people he dislikes and post about them in his little blogs.
you must be Russel Coba I have a cool picture of him from encyclopedia dramatica
About that pic, do you have any actual proof that's him ?
>About that pic, do you have any actual proof that's him ?
that dick clearly matches this face
what's with the assault on his own sister thing? Is that common in georgia?
LOL caught samefaging, nice. No proof for the dick pic then?
Rather pathetic attempts to deflect the attention away from your own embarrassing dick video Britbong
So youre finally admitting you find teen boys attractive Bong?
Hypocrite much? The guy samefaged and he can't even delete his post now, cucked to hell lmao
Is there anything wrong with that ?
>LOL caught samefaging,
they're from the same place dumbass
nobody just keeps this shit on their hard drive
Why did you reply to your own post with a direct question ?
I think you lost the plot son. check the dryer and see if your fursuit is ready
The damage control haha
Imagine being so dumb you don't know what post IDs are. Even Britbong figured that out after a few threads.
Also fuck me for turning spoiler images on to post Britbong's dick and now whenever I refresh the page it's auto checked.
You keep on trying to deflect from the subject Bong. Why did you send a video of yourself jerking off to a 16 yo girl?
He already tried to say it was fake before jumping to something else, he wants you to dox who sent those videos because he sent them to a bunch of people and doesn't even know how many times he put his mothers hairties around his dog dick.
Don't ever expect someone as retarded and unaware as him to answer a single question, he already admitted the jerking off shit wasn't fake in this thread just leave it at that.
he's making a claim that britbong sent the video to a 16years old girl and he knew it, i'm only asking for concrete proofs.
Which is a request for which one it is since as of now you don't know, why does it matter either way? Are you going to make a legal claim against the hobbit? Probably not.
You also already claimed the pics were fake so on that basis we can already see what position you're coming from and you aren't worth proving anything to.
I'm not britbong you absolute sperg. I haven't followed the shitshow for years sl I've been proven the jerk off vid is real but I still want proof it was a a teenager.
>you aren't worth proving anything to.
Oh wow that's rich, are you by chance Jewish?
>I'm not britbong you absolute sperg. I haven't followed the shitshow for years sl I've been proven the jerk off vid is real but I still want proof it was a a teenager.
Uses the limited lexicon only Britbong uses. Oh how we laughed.
Maybe im doing this just to piss you off and make you paranoid.
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Yeah but you arent doing that britbong youre just a retard that cant even disguise himself adequately on an anon board even though its been pointed out to you countless times.
But you're wrong. I'm not britbong. And I still want to have proofs she was 16, as Mr button claims she was.
Also you're not a pedo you're not 5'4 you're not fat and you're not going bald right?
It got fucked up, IDC.
That would be Boyd.
Nope. You see Boyd everywhere that clownface haunts your dreams hahahaha
Boyd has a daddy fetish for high school girls.
As seen in Boyd's pics.
As seen in Boyd's pics.
So yes you're describing Boyd here.
>No you are.
>No you are.
>No you are.
A 31 year old man that can only interface at the level of a nine year old in a playground. I cant understand why Britbong isnt a successful streamer with such high level wit and banter.
>has a daddy fetish for high school girls.
Britbong: Proven track record of associating solely with High school boys and defending Michael Jackson and Kevin Spacey on social media while constantly refering to "bumming" and Man/ Boy sex. But…
Get off the computer and get a girlfriend man, you're wasting your life away. Oh wait, you're 60.
Says the 31 yo man who cant leave the house without a carer. Nope not Boyd a lot of people dont like you. Boyd is just one of them.
Britbong is great guys
JMAA IS A FAG