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File: bfe8b30b4b21eea⋯.png (728.43 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, Rejected For No Reason.png)

File: 7f8b366c4fb73e6⋯.jpg (148.95 KB, 796x950, 398:475, bongadvanced.jpg)

File: e8b560721a8a89f⋯.png (38.4 KB, 600x400, 3:2, clownbong.png)

0dc7f6  No.613531

WELCOME TO THREAD 46 - "Rejected For No Reason Edition!"

Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.

He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

==/cow/Catch-up== (What you missed in the last thread)

>He got back from his Turkish vacation where he shared a bedroom with his parents and made numerous creep-shots of other guests.

>He claimed a photo that showed his ex girlfriend's shoulder as a child was "child porn" and actually contacted Discord's trust and safety council to report it.

>Showed his plushie collection on stream (Two alpacas, Mickey Mouse, and a cat that sings Christmas songs)

>Made three new youtube accounts.

>Played Roblox

>Brittany Venti laughed at him and asked her viewers if they would respect someone who jerks off with their mom's hair tie wrapped around their nuts.

>Watched Chaturbate with his stream and rebroadcast a man drilling a dildo up his ass.

>Got permanently banned 6 times from StreamLabs

>Announced he was rebranding to Eggbong

>Announced he wasnt rebranding and he'll always be Britbong (still streams under the username eggbong because he has no choice)

>Dressed up as a clown for Halloween to own an old man he stole a girl from in Second Life 4+ years ago.

>Left Stream.me, protesting against their services, to stream on Mixer

>Left Mixer, complaining about their strict TOS to stream on Dlive

>Left Dlive, protesting about their lack of respect to stream on Mixer

>Left Mixer, due to them rejecting his partnership application to stream on Stream.me

>Had less than 100 viewers

>Announced he was taking a break from streaming because Mixer refused to give him a partnership.

HISTORY

Thread #45: >>517411 (Archive: http://archive.fo/cZxiL)

Thread #44: >>484580 (Archive: https://archive.fo/vClFP)

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

9aed16  No.613657

File: 06b24466c2bedcc⋯.jpg (51.06 KB, 779x730, 779:730, chocolate santass.jpg)

File: 4819dca76bec07f⋯.jpg (57.92 KB, 779x730, 779:730, onion butt.jpg)

File: a0022a4c7081b8c⋯.jpg (53.41 KB, 798x588, 19:14, peanutbutt.jpg)

aren't we due for some new anal vore britbong memes?


c9f1db  No.613931

File: 59296d3ae6bb339⋯.mp4 (1.25 MB, 800x500, 8:5, 122c7c675cf76a9d38bdde19e8….mp4)

File: 655c736da821f98⋯.png (85.14 KB, 268x269, 268:269, creepy_clown.png)

File: 68cd142826c176a⋯.png (485.29 KB, 701x514, 701:514, nhiniubniuj.png)

WELCOME TO THE CLOWNHOUSE, MOFOS


c9f1db  No.613945

File: bc79484d7f5b17e⋯.mp4 (7 MB, 640x480, 4:3, olh3e.mp4)

>>613931

(Meant to post this one)


6ca5d0  No.614233

>>613931

>>613945

At least we know what he'll be wearing when he finally snaps and tries to kill his parents. A toysized clown murdering people. That has already be a movie.


f2e424  No.614353

i noticed short stack went back to stream.me to try and get some of the new influx of faggots to accidentally watch his wank stream


9f23e3  No.614737

just why is britbong such a major faggot?


81bfdc  No.614875

>>614353

It's the opposite effect so it is hilarious as fuck currently, a lot of those people want to make fun of cows too.


7908be  No.614925

>>614353

>to watch his wank stream

Manlet Tears is that you?

4D chess playing are we?


c15693  No.615039

File: 042043beb77a3ec⋯.png (16.33 KB, 469x66, 469:66, notloved.png)


6ca5d0  No.615150

>>614737

He's a manlet. Being a faggot just comes with the territory.


0dc7f6  No.615783

File: 557f1779832b838⋯.mp4 (3.37 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Britbong has a Keemstar Pr….mp4)

Britbong addresses his problems with Keemstar. Watch for his believable reaction to being accused of posting child porn.

Ultimate troll Game: Count how many times he pulls on his shirt during this 4 minute clip.


9aed16  No.615859

>>615783

>those passive aggressive death threats at 2:20


7ca558  No.616147

A lot of dead threads being bumped out of nowhere? This is on the front page, just at the bottom. I'll bump - just in case it slides ;)


380a7d  No.619628

>>616147

happens every day for the past few weeks.

The even sadder part is that manlet has made at least 5 threads in the catalogue. Do you think anyone here gives a fuck about an angry grandpa thread?


f753c8  No.622862

>>616147

Better keep bumping. These threads have been getting burried lately.


574de3  No.622887

I hate whoever bumps this thread more than I hate britbong. Its like 2 rows down the fucking catalog. Who cares? At least post some fucking cocks rather than mindless bumps


bfd997  No.624486

Can I ask for the clip where britbong's mom shows up midstream? I saw the picture for it last thread but not the whole thing.


9aed16  No.624511

File: 447794fe6ac300c⋯.webm (493.15 KB, 634x348, 317:174, mommy noo!.webm)

File: d348331878d61b9⋯.gif (9.29 MB, 634x348, 317:174, mommy nooo!.gif)

File: 49c0f5da26a7e7a⋯.png (171.02 KB, 382x447, 382:447, mommy noooo.png)


81bfdc  No.624810

File: 06bcd1c57196f33⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 7.02 MB, 300x397, 300:397, midget jerks off dog.gif)

I JUST WANNA CUM


c15693  No.624890

File: 084a654ffa29a9a⋯.png (23.08 KB, 327x175, 327:175, truelove.png)

Is everyone at HouseBong this confused about their sexual identity?

Deplorable, just come out of the closet already.


6c1c38  No.624947

Do Bryan/QoP still obessed with Eggbong? Why both can't live together and get aids together like all gay couples?


28dd70  No.624967

>>624947

KoP is trying to cheat on his one true love Jim with manlet tears?


51a541  No.625423

File: f2e2d34bc5e6f3a⋯.png (1.34 MB, 709x951, 709:951, jammku pizza.png)


81bfdc  No.625622

>>625423

I like how Jammku even looks retarded.


2606bc  No.626843

>mysterious necrobumps with zero cocks

Is Vanner still doing this?


dda453  No.627400

Does britbong only streams on stream.me or what?

Polite sage to avoid necro


aba83e  No.627983

>>625423

whoever made that voocaroo I honestly feel bad for, why does this kid literally mimic the midget he sounds like he's pissing his pants and trying to defend himself via acting autistic.


51a541  No.628807

>>627983

Feeling bad for an alpha male?

You shouldn't.feel bad for someone as muscled and as alpha as Jammku. He gets LOADS of pussy, has lots of ca$h, and plays the hottest games.


28669d  No.628953

>>626843

You mean this thread or the other old threads on this board?


7ca558  No.629504

File: b0d364dd22b69ba⋯.png (195.94 KB, 1079x1263, 1079:1263, Screenshot_20181116-213137.png)


81bfdc  No.629629

>>627983

He's an autistic beta who doesn't understand nobody falls for his "alpha" bullshit about himself.

>>628807

So new, Jammku talking about himself, crazy.


6ca5d0  No.629834

>>625423

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy fuck is this faggot purposely trying to sound like an autistic permavirgin? Either way, post more of these. They're hilarious.


07e9b2  No.630778

File: 1dd1f7f07666c2a⋯.webm (7.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, jmaa_broken.webm)

We have to help JMAA somehow. They're breaking him.


dd48dc  No.631006

File: 5ae28aa174e1954⋯.png (90.7 KB, 869x456, 869:456, ClipboardImage.png)

Locking up the Discord more. You can only read his Discord if you've proven that you watch his streams now. Paaaaathetic.


07e9b2  No.631011

File: ab47497d53ff394⋯.jpeg (211.13 KB, 1060x891, 1060:891, aviary-image-154247535857….jpeg)

>>631006

Herr Hoellenhund locked his one too.

What will we do!


dd48dc  No.631015

File: a4c1f570f3b1b33⋯.mp4 (1.35 MB, 640x640, 1:1, britbongdotcom_8_11_2018_2….mp4)

>>631011

JMAA taking a break from streaming?


81bfdc  No.631665

>>631011

He's been banning people again for no reason and was streaming tonight.


858516  No.632757

File: 886c6ec0e4a9465⋯.webm (1.24 MB, 842x472, 421:236, sargon_ego.webm)

>>631015

Why does he and sargon have such similar behavior?


7ca558  No.632780

>>632757

Don't ttry and make this about Sargon, him and Britbong are nothing alike. Sargon has more than 5 persistent fans, for one.


008bfc  No.632819

File: 9347cc3bc1480e1⋯.png (378.34 KB, 606x504, 101:84, megacringe.png)

>>631015

he looks like a proper fucking puffter there, also no suprise about JMAA, hes trying to gain approval of shortstack by imitating everything he does, its really sad

>>632780

well they are both mega spergs who make shit up


70818d  No.638370

Can you Discord guys post the new cocks here?


9aed16  No.638791

File: ce25bcaba02a1b1⋯.jpg (227.46 KB, 614x628, 307:314, JMAAdab.jpg)


df885f  No.638803

File: 1cf600e857ae02f⋯.png (884.51 KB, 1238x890, 619:445, ClipboardImage.png)

>>638370

Nothing to report. Boring streams, old cocks repeated, watches youtube with 100 people, is boring, angry, paranoid and gay.


81bfdc  No.639314

>>638803

He's going to be so happy the threads are dying like his fanbase so he streams every day now, good luck saying it's better than a job doing it full time for less!


7ca558  No.640252

File: f08c64de6537e3f⋯.png (441.35 KB, 460x572, 115:143, ClipboardImage.png)


51a541  No.641437

File: 4346829036d9522⋯.png (373.41 KB, 481x362, 481:362, jammku jimmies.png)

Normie casual timid 8cucks getting PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd cause they can't handle alpha'ing up Thanksgiving special.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nH9H0e9WYx


81bfdc  No.641609

>>641437

You speak for yourself because nobody agrees with you, shut up Jammku.

You and Britbong are both "betas".


da5b8a  No.642028

>>641437

Based and redpilled, thanks Jammku.


9fb46f  No.642567

>threads dying

>Kopy too afraid to post ever since he got warned and nearly chinned irl by a Bong fan

It's over creeping spergs Lord Bong wins


e595e8  No.642679

>>642567

how can this nigga ever win when he aint never had a job and he 31 like hahaha how the fuck can this nigga win when he cant even get out his parents how the fuck can a nigga win when most teenagers have accomplished more than him


3bdb2e  No.642803

>>642567

tell that to your dead streams :)


df885f  No.644589

>>642567

Wow Kopy got beat up IRL again? Thats the biggest news since he went to jail 3 times in thread 22


7ca558  No.644590

>>644589

He did not.


9aed16  No.645194

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

join the stream lads


6ca5d0  No.645242

>>641437

>calls others betas and timid

>admits to getting bullied and beat up in school

LOL

These are fucking great. Please make more.


51a541  No.645352

>>645242

People attempted it. The second they touched him he'd go full autism berserk and raep mode.


20282a  No.646235

>>644590

>>644589

You did get confronted Mark. We've seen and have the footage. Your little threads can't protect you anymore you learned your lesson


7ca558  No.646428

>>646235

These aren't Kopy's threads. Kopy is irrelevant to this new era of troll supremacy.


7417d8  No.646468

>>646235

post the videos then shortstack


a9094d  No.646494

File: 978376e6c94dc60⋯.png (454.73 KB, 940x535, 188:107, ClipboardImage.png)


6ca5d0  No.646506

>>645352

Yeah that's great and all, but are you going to post more cringe for me to laugh at?


2606bc  No.646583

>>638791

Does JMAA have a fat fetish? You really have to wonder with people that get that big and flaunt it.


81bfdc  No.647631

>>645194

Didn't notice, thank you for pointing this out, will be dealt with.


ff2166  No.647706

He's on /v/ shilling himself atm

Thread number 440547053


a9094d  No.647774

File: dcf51f7b3c4f8bc⋯.png (209.98 KB, 1189x964, 1189:964, ClipboardImage.png)

>>647706

wow that was cringe. He samefagged so much.


81bfdc  No.648336

>>647774

He does it so often I am surprised someone noticed.


51a541  No.648430

File: a083f8afead1cd0⋯.gif (55.4 KB, 222x533, 222:533, GifPepeDevil.gif)

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of trolls, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his gamer ability, he crushed all the troll pillars of the internet.

He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood, he scoured the web seeking vengeance against those that would wrong Britbong.

He wore the crown of red pilled alpha male sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his trolling named him, the troll slayer.

He set forth without pity upon the manchildren of the deep webs. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding.

The troll slayer sought to end the dominion of the cow realm. Blinded by his fervor, the lure of shitposts drew him in.

The moralfags and thots brought down the temple upon the troll slayer, and in his defeat, entombed him in a cursed purgatory. The mark of the troll slayer was burned upon the souls of his brothers, a warning to all the alpha within must never be revealed. There he remains still, and ever more in silent suffering.


51a541  No.648436

File: 963e6484317bda2⋯.jpg (203.11 KB, 474x444, 79:74, Final Fantasy Pepe.jpg)

>>648430

Pretty gay wordfilter ya got there.

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of grèmlins, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his gamer ability, he crushed all the grèmlin pillars of the internet.

He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace, and with boiling blood, he scoured the web seeking vengeance against those that would wrong Britbong.

He wore the crown of red pilled alpha male sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his trolling named him, the grèmlin slayer.

He set forth without pity upon the manchildren of the deep webs. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding.

The Grèmlin slayer sought to end the dominion of the cow realm. Blinded by his fervor, the lure of shitposts drew him in.

The moralfags and thots brought down the temple upon the grèmlin slayer, and in his defeat, entombed him in a cursed purgatory. The mark of the grèmlin slayer was burned upon the souls of his brothers, a warning to all the alpha within must never be revealed. There he remains still, and ever more in silent suffering.


81bfdc  No.648467

>>648436

So much cringe I checked the ID because it seemed like a Jammku post, lo and behold it was.

Why are you so awkward and how is he "winning"? LOLOLOL


a9094d  No.648475

Jammku makes britbong looks smart


9aed16  No.649282

reminder that jammku broke all of his teeth because he tried to kill himself by jumping out of a second story window but landed teeth first and now how has a mouth full of cheap caps that look like marshmallows and hippo toe nails


1584a6  No.649412

>>649282

be nice, it gave him brain damage too.


6ca5d0  No.649564

>>649412

Given that he tried to an hero by jumping from a second story window I'd say he had brain damage before.


81bfdc  No.649722

>>649282

Is that why his teeth are actually like that? Did it also make him retarded?


51a541  No.650320

File: 0db3e49d5f00fdb⋯.jpg (151.05 KB, 700x762, 350:381, PepeConan.jpg)


ac2817  No.650340

>>650320

do you come here to embarrass yourself because it's the only attention you can get or are you actually retarded?


6ca5d0  No.650467

>>650320

>admits to having brain damage less then two minutes in

Oh god thank you so much. These are fucking hilarious to listen to. Give us your opinion on fedoras next.


c2c4fb  No.650997

does britbong pay taxes?


81bfdc  No.651487

>>650320

He works full time every other night to every night for less than minimum wage, I definitely don't work at McDonalds.


24c117  No.652102

>>624511

Link or post the source of this. Preferably a video with sound, anon.


a9094d  No.652110

>>652102

There is no sound he timidly turned off the mic before she opened the door.


24c117  No.652128

>>652110

Oh I see. Do you have an archive of the stream?


b49988  No.652150

>>624511

>that way the manlet pretends to shrug it off with the fakest laugh and smile ever even though his mother was clearly talking to him in a serious tone.

He is so desperate to keep up an appearance to his "fans" even though you simply cannot defend living with your mommy and getting yelled at 30 and trying to play it cool. This is fucking sad.


70818d  No.654195

He only has here banned on Google for him.

Don't forget to go forth and show these new names to the world since he thinks his dumbass voice and face aren't recognizable or something.

Neetlivesmatter


a9094d  No.654199

File: a97ce5431e9ce7b⋯.png (91.25 KB, 647x633, 647:633, ClipboardImage.png)

He's currently rebranding (again) for the third(4th?) time in a few weeks. The stream numbers keep dropping averaging at just 140 viewers now.

Britbongreturns

Eggbong

Neetlivesmatter

MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD


f2ea7e  No.654363

File: 1bb330d95a07323⋯.jpg (39.41 KB, 639x480, 213:160, 9930ea2d-bf9a-479d-8155-61….jpg)

Dwarf's current look.


6ca5d0  No.654445

>>654363

Looks like he's finally starting to take care of himself. Hopefully he'll get a job and move out of his mom's house soon.


81bfdc  No.654708

His new name is MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD, can we have the word filter removed now?


6ca5d0  No.655018

>>654708

>mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

If he had a shred of self-awareness and named himself after all the times he's been humiliated on the internet I would actually have a minuscule bit of respect for him.


81bfdc  No.655470

>>655018

He pretty much did since the only thing the name can really mean is Mr. Blown The Fuck Out.


17b909  No.656504

>>650997

No he doesn't. He got thot audited back in 2014/2015 before thot auditing was even a thing.


447bff  No.657390

>>650997

He got in trouble with the government because he was stockpiling his autismbucks. Since he was living at home and mommy and daddy paying for all his food he just banked his tugboat and when they found out they took it away.


447bff  No.657625

File: 9a339e63a529811⋯.png (52.52 KB, 516x306, 86:51, ClipboardImage.png)

Just got confirmation that Britbong's Fallout 76 partner/autistic teenage fan "Deporable" reported and deplatformed JMAA off of paypig.


37b3df  No.657884

>>657625

JMAA should just use hatreon instead.


714ae7  No.657929

File: 9ec0efab5308eeb⋯.jpg (49.7 KB, 584x440, 73:55, Yiddbong.jpg)

Is that a Star of David?

explains the hook nose i suppose


7ca558  No.658016

>>657929

It's a circle with an upside-down triangle overlaid, you delusional moron. Cheap shit from h&m probably.


f2ea7e  No.659192

>>658016

Sentence One: "It's a circle with an upside-down triangle overlaid, you delusional moron"

Totally revealing yourself as the Short man.

Sentence Two: "Cheap shit from h&m probably"

Depreciating statement that'll fool Em.

Fuck you are so stupid.


447bff  No.659266

>>659192

I don't think MrBong, who has spelled "litrally" wrong his entire life knows how to type "delusional"


8b42b9  No.660541

Still need to see Mr noob/charmvere/slurpwis nude. Where's Monte?


7ca558  No.660551

>>659192

BoringTimidFaggOt doesn't deprecate himself.


5e3815  No.661015

>>660551

Thats MISTER BoringTimidFaggOt to you.


7ca558  No.661738

File: 41371cf2062e283⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1500x500, 3:1, unknown.png)

If you're not in the troll Den, you're missing out.


5f85eb  No.670193

File: af89a7232643a23⋯.png (640.49 KB, 825x771, 275:257, ClipboardImage.png)


858516  No.670386

Britbong has had really slow threads here ever since he went on vacation.

Why is that?


45ed3f  No.670709

>>670386

There's no cocks to be generated. Even Kopy left the troll den (bullied due to being Mexican) and hasn't bothered returning yet.


858516  No.670719

>>670709

Wow.

Does this mean he is done streaming now and going to live off government cheese?


45ed3f  No.670729

>>670719

I don't think he qualifies for autism buxs but MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD still gets ~160 viewers per stream


81bfdc  No.670744

>>670729

Yeah, basically dead so nobody cares as much.

>>670386

Mostly because a lot of it keeps happening in the Discord and Sargon needs to drop this wordfilter with his recent name change.


f2ea7e  No.670790

>>670729

160 viewers when the internet has a potential audience of hundreds of thousands is not something to be proud of. If he was a TV show he’d be cancelled.


5f85eb  No.673930

File: db1d2cfc8207c0c⋯.png (286.48 KB, 978x348, 163:58, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e99862a22b52e22⋯.png (24.67 KB, 410x213, 410:213, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6c8668e1d406bc9⋯.png (292.71 KB, 1542x625, 1542:625, ClipboardImage.png)

It occurred to me today when I looked at his Steam group, which is only half rebranded by the way. That he changed his name to "MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD" a meme so outdated and stale and only repeated by him that the admins of this board had to create a word filter for it TWO years ago.

Also apparently Mixer rejected his partnership application again and he got extremely angry that they didn't know his username was MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD.


ad5278  No.673938


b5e3cf  No.674151

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hi guys, it's my birthday, please give me GBP.


81bfdc  No.674207

>>673938

Poor guy got rejected by mixer and is trying to move platforms hoping his "rebranding" will work on YT.


6ca5d0  No.674260

>>674207

I wouldn't worry too much about him. He should be use to rejection by now.


d37b73  No.674688

>>673930

>a meme so outdated and stale and only repeated by him that the admins of this board had to create a word filter for it TWO years ago

I initially filtered it because I already thought it was stale. Who knew that he'd cling desperately to it and other 4chan memes to ride the world's shortest coattails?

Forty threads in, I've yet to see him trolling. Not even once. All he does is bitch about people who fuck with him, riling up his suitors in Discord, thereby turning even his most pathetic enemies into more successful trolls.

His might be the longest-running LOL I TROL U sham in /cow/ history.


858516  No.674756

>>674151

How'd this stream go?

When I watched any of it, he had 157 viewers.


51a541  No.674762

File: bbbbba6fda7bac9⋯.png (644.42 KB, 468x835, 468:835, jammku bazinga.png)

I don't understand the Jammku hate honestly.

He gets along with my new name just fine but any time I use a throwaway account on stream it's insta-ban.

Like did his enemies get mad that they got retaliated against? Does he not want a soldier to carry out his revenge?


81bfdc  No.676646

>>674688

I just like that the name implies he got blown the fuck out, can we have it removed for proper indexing or did you already do that?


17fa44  No.676725

>>673930

>mixer

>when you are so shit and unliked that you have to rely on literally unknown streaming services and even they don't want you and all the big names already kicked you out


81bfdc  No.676903

>>676725

He's back on YT currently because he got turned down by mixer thinking it will last lol.


da5b8a  No.677524

>>676903

Just let a trusted flagger know and that'll be the end of it. He's really dumb for posting his twitter name and admitting it's him too. All you'd need to do is report it and show proof that it's him and he's gone again.


eac0a8  No.677564

>>677524

I flagged one of his vids for bullying, hopefully they listen.


d1ace7  No.678870

BoringTimidFaggOt


ff2166  No.679116

The Mr Bee Tee Fee O rebrand is the most pathetic shit I've ever seen from this moron. He's even going out of his way to delete all his old reddit/social media posts. How the fuck would anyone buy this persona?


da5b8a  No.679372

>>679116

Because his fans are as, if not more, retarded than him.


81bfdc  No.679578

>>679116

He must know he is so unpopular and unknown that nobody will know it's him, too bad everything worth saving is on these threads.


b5e3cf  No.679784

File: 8dd9015a0dc077b⋯.jpg (30.43 KB, 588x296, 147:74, Screenshot 2018-12-19 at 0….jpg)

>>679116

You just wish you were le epic high I.Q. gamor you troll.


6ca5d0  No.679839

>>679784

What banter does he engage in exactly? Does he even interact with anyone besides his chat and mom?


81bfdc  No.680778

>>679839

He bitches to himself about stuff but he doesn't like to use the word ranting when he talks to himself.


9aed16  No.681280

bumplol


81bfdc  No.681559

>>681280

He's really happy and all he does is stream drunk now because his life is going well.


7908be  No.682040

Ay yo fan of Manlettears here to say everyone in this thread who's been tracking the guy for years (including Kopy and Boyd) are the real lolcows and I enjoy reading through these threads because of how much you guys lack self-awareness and orbit the lad.

Pathetic and funny, just the way I like it.


858516  No.682042

>>681559

Nothing says happy like drinking everyday to wash away the pain.


7908be  No.682048

>>682042

You know what this just made me think of a really good point that has probably been made before.

Maybe the only reason the guy feeds the stalkers is so he always has *something* happening to talk or think about

As sad as that would be it would then boil down to successful attention whoring on his part


858516  No.682081

>>682048

>britbong

>attention whore

Yeah. His antics always focus around him, so I could see that being the case quite easily.

His jokes are really lame, mostly.

I don't know how he averages the amount of viewers he still does though.


7908be  No.682086

>>682081

Because he's entertaining

The humor's not your cup of tea I get it but the guy is funny to the people that stick around/watch his shit.

I don't know how tf you autistic freaks can handle stalking him if you don't even find him entertaining


858516  No.682136

>>682086

If that's what you think is funny, I would hate to see what you think is sexy.


7908be  No.682141

>>682136

NGL your mom is really sexy


d1ace7  No.682207

Can you really call it a drunk stream when he only drinks strawberry cider?


858516  No.682212

>>682141

Hold on. I am not done with Britbong's mom yet.


858516  No.682213

>>682207

daaaayum!

PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD


7ca558  No.682375

>>682040

Boyd is irrelevant at this point


7908be  No.682546

>>682375

Nigga spammed report Brit's latest YT gig and bragged about it, he's still in the game.


81bfdc  No.682827

>>682546

Do you think this will bring more views because you found out we haven't even been viewing your boring streams?

>>682546

200 while being pretty low is kind of surprising.

>>682086

200 does not say someone is entertaining.


51a541  No.682968

File: caae838564e699d⋯.png (925.4 KB, 914x538, 457:269, vghsitg.png)

None of you sad cunts could average 200 viewers if you tried. I'd give you a year.

>In b4 paid viewbots.

I honestly don't know why people watch the single player garbage games, or why anyone would watch a streamer they can't interact with. The whole fun / point is to find like minded people to play games with.

Though it can get frustrating watching any streamer that is playing improperly / not efficiently IMO. MrB╥FO is the only one who doesn't tolerate normies / thots fagging up the place.


81bfdc  No.683165

>>682968

So you think nobody could pull 200 average in a year if they tried? Because you couldn't?


7ca558  No.683169

>>682968

I used to pull 200 and all I played was Dirt Rally on Twitch with minimal commentary


858516  No.683232

>>682968

>>683165

>>683169

Britbong isn't averaging 200 views per stream.

He gets 3/4 that.


51a541  No.683282

>>683165

I could back in the day under my original name back when no one knew how to stream, sure. I even have vids to prove it.

Now a days? It's over saturated and would be instantly lost in a sea of samefags unless you're a top ranked gamer or e-celeb toe sucker.

>>683232

He was averaging 700+ in the H1Z1 days of glory.


858516  No.683303

>>683282

>He was averaging 700+ in the H1Z1 days of glory.

That's nothing to brag about.


81bfdc  No.683398

>>683282

Even in his "glory" days… How many years ago? He was averaging not a whole lot but a lot more which lasted about what was it? A month? Who cares, we are talking about now and it's funny, all just the same tards now who are easily entertained like you are.


51a541  No.683786

File: 6e7955692acf116⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1279x717, 1279:717, Jammku OW Seagull.png)

>>683398

Tell me ONE other streamer / youtuber who actively trolls normies like MrBTF0.


d1ace7  No.683807

File: c62bfa17403fd08⋯.png (424.68 KB, 720x720, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>683786

Show me one troll that mrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD did in the last 2 calendar years


51a541  No.683954

File: c1570c7e253fa31⋯.jpg (672.03 KB, 692x1820, 173:455, vee grief.jpg)

>>683807

Fallout 76.


6ca5d0  No.683971

>>683954

Are you saying babysizedbong made FO76? That would explain why it's such a massive failur, just like literally everything else he's done. Like getting out of his mom's house, losing his virginity, or just generally not being an omega.


81bfdc  No.684128

>>683971

He basically managed to kill much lower levels one time and then talk about how epic he was, it was really lame.

>>683786

Come join us in OW since I don't even think you did anything but photoshop a pic.

Just looked at your record, you don't even have competitive time and only about 20 hours quickplay.


51a541  No.684181

>>684128

Nah, the people he was killin were getting pissed that he used a gameplay element against them. Hence, he trolled them.

>>684128

I don't use that name anymore, ever, so it's just some random 4channer that "took" it I suppose.


81bfdc  No.684483

>>684181

It's your old acct.


51a541  No.684729

>>684483

My old account was #1578 and I was doing a jewtuber "Play 10 hours as every class" but after like two characters I said fuck it and started getting banned for teleporting people off cliffs in ranked.


51a541  No.685465

You guys are fucking slow.

Can't talk shit?

Bunch of pussies.


81bfdc  No.685679

>>685465

lol Jammku, it's a holiday.


51a541  No.685696

>>685679

So a bunch of losers forced to go to their fam's house and do normie shit.

Good job you're IRL cucked if you're forced to go places that don't profit.


b5e3cf  No.685802

File: 0a811e7f37b6eaf⋯.jpg (246.32 KB, 1664x1238, 832:619, megapedo.jpg)

What did he mean by this?


6ca5d0  No.685894

>>685802

You'd think he'd at least be smart enough to not publicly defend pedophiles.


81bfdc  No.685900

>>685696

Whatever you say disability benefit fast food worker.


51a541  No.685972

>>685900

I wish I got benefits.

Toppest kek dude.


326315  No.686176

Why doesn't Brit really play games anymore ? He sits on his webcam for most of the stream then plays one game … new viewers aren't hooked by "banter", they're hooked by in-game griefing


6ac71f  No.686235

>>686176

/cow/ broke him


8bc249  No.687040

File: d23e4ace5c0eb60⋯.png (41.87 KB, 882x125, 882:125, Untitled.png)


81bfdc  No.687436

>>686176

He's playing FiveM right now pretending he shit his pants and did nothing to get banned and lying to his fans for no reason who saw what happened anyway?

None of it makes sense but the point is he is playing a game but he's so shit nobody cares since that game would be easy to snipe him on.

He also doesn't stay on a server long and gets banned in no time.


4171a4  No.688716

im just going to fart this out but i really lie his cocks


96deb8  No.689316

>>685802

Is he really so desperate that he's trying to suck off pedophile and disgraced former actor Kevin Spacey?


81bfdc  No.689483

>>689316

He's retarded and doesn't know how to get attention for his new rebrand, please do not discourage him.


51a541  No.690741

File: c953a1491ff9f0d⋯.gif (2.94 MB, 450x240, 15:8, jammku lava.gif)

No New Years posts? For shame.

New Years cucks:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hsippbPK6a

My voice 1 day / week / month / year on MrBTF0:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0g4iBcrWero

Troll or Cringe, I guess they never cringe, huh?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1f0butnQ4MJ


81bfdc  No.690854

>>690741

You just said we spend all day doing something then changed it to we don't because of your "hard work" which one is it?


51a541  No.691880


e418a3  No.692550

File: fdacb822740ef3f⋯.jpg (238.06 KB, 1600x898, 800:449, Screenshot 2019-01-02 at 2….jpg)

He's currently getting raided by a 12 year old Fortnite streamer.


81bfdc  No.692573

>>692550

Most attention she's got in a while.


7879a4  No.696596

Don't understand why you hate on britbong. Can you explain it with logical arguments or is it just personal vendetta because you hold some grudge against him ? Plus lmao at people pretending that Boyd and kopy left, parktown progress is still going and every single post about britbong being a manlet is kopy signature. For all I know the people who make this thread are 5 samefaging who have been personally PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD once by Brit.

I have watched a lot of streams since years and I can say he's got the most banter out there. Even the moments where he gets extremely salty from losing at a game are kinda funny. Tbh that's probably from all the irn bru he drinks, he must have ADHD by now. Woulndt want him to become alcoholic though

Anyway my point is, he's talented but he doesn't realise streaming views and popularity depends more on important friends and networking and advertising more than pure entertainment skill. When I watch a stream of tyler1 or imaqtpie or drdisrespect it's mostly boring. Like, they don't even talk most of the time or they're just plain unfunny

Anyway I digress but kill yourselves


9aed16  No.696653

File: 3b3040912923551⋯.webm (1.63 MB, 498x420, 83:70, lets review the tape.webm)

>>696596

>Don't understand why you hate on britbong.

its fun to laugh at a failure

>I have watched a lot of streams since years and I can say he's got the most banter out there

banter requires multiple people. he streams alone and blocks anyone that attempts actual banter with him in the text chat or in multiplayer games

>Anyway my point is, he's talented but he doesn't realise streaming views and popularity depends more on important friends and networking and advertising more than pure entertainment skill.

he was literally friends with keemstar and other similar big names but his shit personality and tendancy to attack any one who he associated with that gets big poisoned them against him

>Anyway I digress but kill yourselves

you first jamku. try not to land on your teeth this time


31e1db  No.696658

>>696596

because its funny you faggot, watching this little man baby cry about the detractors is great. Why do you faggots act as if you need some grand purpose to fuck with these spergs. Whats even funnier is you retards asking these dumb questions but you watch a guy who "trolls" people online for the same reason, god you are dumb


9aed16  No.696669

File: e326d24b6e3e806⋯.webm (8.81 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, triggered.webm)

>>696596

see >>696658

britbong claims to love banter and trolling but can't take it himself


9aed16  No.696674

File: e73c9bc930b0468⋯.webm (6.34 MB, 1276x720, 319:180, butthole_sun.webm)

when actually funny trolls show up he runs off and pretends his controller's broken


9aed16  No.696679

File: 53f5b02479844dd⋯.png (118.47 KB, 1157x640, 1157:640, 3603a5a587f37840a4c460c63b….png)

File: 3195748daa13416⋯.png (170.01 KB, 594x618, 99:103, banner.png)

File: cfd59cd84e56f3e⋯.png (174.57 KB, 602x628, 301:314, banner2.png)

File: 948e799515f2386⋯.png (356.14 KB, 1257x426, 419:142, bully.png)

he's also a rat who literally cries about being banned and de-platformed but tries to de-platform the competition, literally DMCA a bad guys second life video while claiming he invented SL trolling so he deserved the revenue.


9aed16  No.696680

File: d2faebb93ee6ad8⋯.png (99.19 KB, 885x366, 295:122, like trolling.png)

i guess he didn't like trolling after all


7879a4  No.696753

File: 132a10229a25114⋯.jpg (40.53 KB, 652x367, 652:367, the-ugly-truth-about-stero….jpg)

>>696653

>its fun to laugh at a failure

Why him specifically? There's a ton of failed streamers out there.

>banter requires multiple people

I've been watching his GTA and fallout streams and he can argue well against other people, more than the average person. He regularly talks shit with people on GTA so idk what you're on about

>>696658

Targeted trolling and harassment isn't the same thing as random online banter. I always found the concept of lolcows gay as fuck but that's another subject

>>696674

Its not trolling it's just childish name-calling, I saw the debate against kopy on youtube and all that guy could say was "what happened to apraxi" and call him a midget, there was no actual argument just shit flinging

>>696679

>>696674

>>696669

The way you write and the fact you use webm makes me think you are the same person, too. And you seem to hold a very personal grudge against him, so it's it's exactly as I was saying, it's a bunch of vendetta samefags, not even real "lolcow". Why don't you guys just admit it instead of pretending other stuff? If you hate him so much, why don't you have the balls to fly over to his house and hurt him? That's what I don't understand my dear kopy

Also nice to see my original post was modified, so I'm guessing there's a wordfilter for b t f o? For that you'd have to be an admin right? Does it means you're an admin on this board? Not familiar with it yet.


9aed16  No.696761

>>696753

that word filter is 2 years old you retard and bragging about beating kopy is like braggin about mummy brining you 5 tendies instead of the usual 4


a914cc  No.696834

>>696761

So I lurked a bit and I found the world filters, specifically

["BT FO","PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD"],["Tranny","Tranny"],["transitioning","transitioning"]

So I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the current owner of lolcow is nobody else but kopyboat? Holy shit, you're the mouthbreather that owns the board that shits on wizardchan and britbong, 2 things I really like, now that's epic

I'd pay you a visit if I lived in the US to be honest


c8e73f  No.696847

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Obligatory.


52137d  No.696864

>>696834

The same people running /cow/ have been running it for years. None of them are kopy.

Respect the Rebrand. Don't call him Britbong or you'll be blocked from MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD's twitter.


ff2166  No.696882

>>696834

>He thinks Kopy runs this board

How can you be this fucking new…lurk more.


1f27ab  No.696892

>>696882

https://8ch.net/newspaper/res/206.html#365

Pretty fucking sure JEWS.kY0hk is VanKrause!/Xw/tOpkpY and he's just larping as two different people

Why the fuck else would they force a wordfilter on Bt fo and man ly? Why would the admin care about one specific random lolcow among thousands, to the extend of putting a wordfilter?

Also nobody calls Brit a manlet besides kopy, why would anyone else know about it/care


81bfdc  No.696897

>>696658

The only reason anybody would think that is because he always repeats it and they're smart enough to think for themselves that he only gets made fun of and hugboxes.

I think his new name representing how he has got blown the fuck out is great.


81bfdc  No.696899

>>696753

He basically just does something stupid, says he didn't do it then bitches about getting banned while being bad at every game he has played.

What the fuck are you talking about? He doesn't handle people well in games at all.


81bfdc  No.696901

>>696892

The wordfilter was forced because he used to come here all the time and spam that shit.


1f27ab  No.696906

File: 4786cd63782e101⋯.jpg (7.6 KB, 250x207, 250:207, 1479847286858s.jpg)

>>696901

Is homor, jews and kopy the same person? I lurked a bit in the archives and they seem to have the same writing style, same time of the day for posting, using same curses (manlet, tranny) at britbong. They're usually in a britbong thread at the same time too. Either butt buddies or samefags but probably second choice


81bfdc  No.696912

>>696906

Everyone says those things because:

1) He lies about his height and it obvious if you've ever seen him next to something.

2) Do you not know about him buying girls clothes when he didn't have a g/f on Ebay, the Alchemy logs as well as the pics?

That's why some people do that, he got so offended he even puts his height on everything, never hear him salty about a girl complaining about manlets?


0d45a8  No.696947

>>696906

trying to get more people to show up to your dead streams? i guess the rebrand didnt work out to well did it gay lord


1f3c6e  No.696984

>>696912

Let me reformulate, why the fuck would Jews care about kopy's obsession? Does kopy give such godly blowjobs that he managed to convince Jews to be angry at britbong as well? Cause clearly what I read in the archive was downright inflammatory and personal accusations, not simply laughing at an autist.

Nah, the truth is that kopyboat is Jews and thus kopy runs /cow/, the sockpupetting is way too obvious. Jews even said some dumb shit like "I got a call from kopy" to justify giving new infos or "stickied, as promised" to justify stickying a britbong thread :)))))) way too fucking obvious.


eee76f  No.697008

>>696596

>I have watched a lot of streams since years and I can say he's got the most banter out there. Even the moments where he gets extremely salty from losing at a game are kinda funny.

I suppose that's youtube demographics says his audience is 96% male incels under 21 years of age.


81bfdc  No.697132

>>696984

I just explained he finds him an annoying faggot that used to spam the boards and he added shit because of him spamming the same words over and over and he wanted to improve the simpletons vocabulary a bit.


81bfdc  No.697133

>>697008

If YT allowed for it without limiting you I imagine it would say under 18 years of age and he is 30 who acts like them.


6e9905  No.697299

File: ef9149cb3d6ab16⋯.jpg (45.75 KB, 723x382, 723:382, best friend.JPG)

File: 2e6970f76f6f11c⋯.jpg (182.54 KB, 1199x532, 1199:532, dffvd.JPG)

File: 52648545a614414⋯.jpg (95.77 KB, 1192x385, 1192:385, rggrg.JPG)

>>697132

riiiiiiight, yeah, okay kopy


51a541  No.697432

File: 67e4cd60d270c17⋯.png (441.73 KB, 571x433, 571:433, jammku rustle.png)

>>696653

That guy wasn't Jammku.

What I don't get is.

1) Why do people that "troll" have to do IRL trolling? Remember when the internet was just a bunch of faceless randoms before social media rolled out? Those were the days. Trolling people's IRL situations is the same as being a jerk IRL. It's not funny / cool / not profitable for anyone. At least troll in the game via in-game means. Gank a low level zone as an undead rogue. Blow open Keemstar's doors on Rust and raid his base while drawing dicks all over the walls. If you're mad at Keemstar, just fukken get the boglins and RAID his Rust base. Why not utilize a small militia whom one of is a former professional gamer? How many streamer communities have an ex pro-gamer they can sick on anyone in any game at any time (4am raids anyone? Protip it's 4am right now as I post this.) That makes you incredibly powerful.

2) I can see that not having sex on the regular is really getting to him. I can redpill people day and night but until they swallow said pill there's not much we can do from the sidelines. The stream would be far more enjoyable if he was getting his cock sucked every other day. Also a healthier body would show on the stream.

3) The choice of games. I understand that games currently suck 100% cocks, and these days most devs program out any kind of griefability, but playing single player / trash un-trollable games really hurts the viewership. Also, when actually playing said multiplayer games, call upon the boglins to tie up admins and steamroll clanfags / kids. I understand not wanting to be a clanfag yourself but instead of a tryhard group of ex-military d-bags it's a robust group of expert trolls all spreading a sickening autism through the server. The last stream, you were tazing some rando kid in GTA 5 RP. Remember when we all did Gary's mod and there was like 8 of us tazing ONE kid? That's far more hilarious.

4) Boglins need to grow, and their growth will help you. Imagine if a boglin hit 1m+ subs, they could insta-unban you with the snap of a finger, spread social media, influence the meta on new games, etc. 99.9% of streamers do not utilize their fanbase to zerg/swarm games but you could be the absolute first to really show how cancerous vidya streamers can actually be by using the full force of their fanbase to fuck over servers / AAA titles. Remember that one game where it was medieval and you could be a king and stuff? Remember having us all around to lynch grill gaymo's and madmins? Good times.

5) I don't know why you're mad at my Jammku persona. I told you about the swat situation and I mass deleted everything to start over without the threat of that happening again. It's happened once before under the Jammno name, so this time I'm making sure my face is never shown with my new internet handle. Also a long, long time ago there was a guy I fucked over at a Dota tournament. I played Tiny and would grief him by tossing him into the enemy team since he tried to steal a grill from me, and now he's a big head honcho over at Youtube and has tons of admins for twitch, so if he finds my identity I'm eff'd. Also with the #metoo shit the 4chan sluts could try to cause scandals if I ever became a big name again. Mainly Nyanners or Erio-Chan, since they were basically "paid for" so to speak.

6) Currently unemployed cause a trashy fuckboi tried to run out with two gallons of Sweet Tea and I slapped that shit out of his hands. So I'm currently NEET'ing around. I've got 8 years worth of pro-gamer monies (Actually just wagecuck + F.I.R.E. lifestyle minimalism.) of rent + food until I become homeless so there's more free time now to shit on our enemies.

7) I know you want a long term gf but for now just fuck bitches till you find one you can tolerate on a day-to-day basis then long-term her.


440e0d  No.697449

File: 283b98c4427a2af⋯.jpg (235.46 KB, 787x768, 787:768, 1541207596479.jpg)

>>697432

The reason he trolls less is that he has autistic mouthbreathers going after him for personal vendetta and camouflaging it as "lolcow" cocks, i.e kopy aka Jew in this thread spamming webm or Boyd

Obviously there's no actual cow besides kopy who is a much bigger autist, spending his lifetime obsessing over people online and samefaging in a poor and obvious manner in his personal board, even going to the extend of making threads about himself because he's so starved of attention. Its obvious britbong has assburgers, but it's even more obvious that kopy has full blown mental illness. Stalking someome for 2years+ because he "stole" your 3/10 gf (let's not blame it on her, no, she's not responsible for her own actions, poor baby) is a very obvious sign your brain has gone mental

What I find even funnier is that, now I've proved Jews is kopy, you realise he's the very same person who makes threads to laugh at incels and wizards, while being the biggest autist of them all who obsess over a girl for years. Isn't it quite ironic?

Anyways, those people seem to know other people who can deplatform him easily (which shows how youtube/twitter is cucked, infiltrated and impartial btw) so he's trying to be a good boy I guess.


52137d  No.697472

>>697299

>not understanding jokes

>posts a screenshot of Jews bullying kopy for being cucked (literally) by Atlas… still thinks Jews IS kopy

Autism, detected.


52137d  No.697474

File: 9d587bc1ad19f80⋯.png (1.78 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, wanted.png)


440e0d  No.697477

>>697472

>Not realising kopy doesn't give a shit about bad popularity as long as it's popularity just like Chris-chan

>Not realising he probably made his own ED page just so people could talk and read about him

Yeah bro kopy got so trolled by atlus haha


70818d  No.697617

>>697299

Clearly Dominic wanting to derail.


70818d  No.697621

>>697449

Making fun of incels and wizards seems like a good idea to me, they're fucking pathetic and not because they don't get sex but because they WANT TO SO BAD and don't.


faec47  No.697636

>>697621

I don't really care about incels and r9fags that I find equally worthless but it's quite hilarious that the person making the threads to make fun of them is a massive sperglord who has done much cringiest shit than complain about tfw no gf and doesn't even have the balls to uncover himself as his true self and has to hide behind a sockpuppet persona


faec47  No.697671

File: 745869229bb9885⋯.jpg (70.89 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, D869_44_432_1200.jpg)

File: 11cb3c38fac9332⋯.jpg (26.94 KB, 777x134, 777:134, bestpal.JPG)

File: dcea6f5ff5085b6⋯.jpg (155.57 KB, 1198x936, 599:468, coincidence3.JPG)

File: 00316d9cb4fca7d⋯.jpg (124.89 KB, 1212x881, 1212:881, coincidence2.JPG)

File: 074b5e7a862d805⋯.jpg (138.16 KB, 1164x900, 97:75, coincidence.JPG)

>>697474

>>697617

Tfw you try to samefag properly but your subpar spic iq fails you


52137d  No.697683

>>697671

Great proof. I can't wait to see that picture of the guy with the glasses and fake mustache on MrBoringTimidFaggOt's desktop next stream


386d58  No.697685

>>697671

stream your suicide, it would net you a couple more viewers im sure


70818d  No.697720

>>697636

You do know Jews makes fun of Kopy and Kopy fails everything ever, right?

>>697671

These threads have IDs you dolt, I was busy and saw the second post.


d449f2  No.697769

>>697720

Saying samefag was related the the pics I posted, not you. Kopy is mentally ill, has a lot of time on his hands and is a massive attentionwhore. I woulndt be surprised in the slightest if he was just animating a little sockpuppet theater with different tripcodes. Again, explain why would Jews specifically hate one lolcow amongst thousands to the point of posting his dox and talking in the same manner as kopy and stickying Brit threads. If you don't find it fishy I don't know what to tell you

>>697683

See, you're salty as fuck. Its not even a real lolcow subject, it's just a bunch of samefags wishing death and cursing on some guys they don't like because he hurt their feefees. Quite pathetic tbh. I thought we were supposed to laugh at cows, don't see any laughs here, just salt, tons of it

Just the same mental illness fueled rage that is making you boil in front of your keyboard, that make you easy to spot


81bfdc  No.697795

>>697769

Care to explain how Dominic actually upset anybody with proof rather than speculation(not Kopy)? I'll wait until you're done streaming.


8db955  No.698602

File: fb94e7b8ff0a8e4⋯.jpg (336.37 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, istockphoto-174955813-1024….jpg)

>>697795

Care how to explain how Brit make anybody laugh at his behaviour? What's so funny about him that warrant stickied threads, let alone cow threads at all? He just outrights mutes trolls like kopy or Boyd in his streams and carries on like nothing happened

Don't see anything funny about Brit's reactions toward trolls so don't really see why you even call him a cow. Even if he did get salty about getting deplatformed on twitter I don't see how that's nearly enough cocks to be called a cow

Kopy however is a endless source of cringe but I find his behaviour more pathetic than laughable, clearly a broken human being. Indeed Jews/kopy was right about nothing being funny about him, he's just downright pathetic


bc1402  No.698681

File: a4c1f570f3b1b33⋯.mp4 (1.35 MB, 640x640, 1:1, break time.mp4)

>>698602

None of the threads have been stickied since he stopped replying to every thread hundreds of times.

Britbong didn't just get "deplatformed" he got cucked so badly he "rebranded" chaning his entire name and stream style to try and stop breaking the rules on sites he was already perma banned from. He even bans people from chat for deadnaming him if you say "britbong"

He also creates boring cringe cocks every, single day. When he's not playing with plushies and jumping on his bed he's crying on Twitter about not having a girlfriend.

Kopy is great to make fun of, I do it every day. I've actually personally blown him out of several discord servers just by questioning his Mexican DNA. Nobody here is preventing anyone from making a threat on Kopy, the problem in the past (since you took screenshots of posts from over a year and a half ago) was that Britbong would make a thread which the OP was only a picture of kopys head increased in size with the text "Caroline doesnt love you"

You really need to lurk more. You're not interesting, you're uninformed and nobody really cares that you're mad that daddy britbong is getting laughed at. You act just like him claiming people responding are "salty" and "mad" when they just calmly explain whats happening since you're admittedly young and dumb.


0d45a8  No.698753

>>698602

whyd you start posting here again shortstack, must be hard with such low views these days, even the people who enjoyed taking the piss out of you have lost interest


131b3b  No.698825

>>698602

>2019

>BIDF still tries to argue MTs status as a cow

Also, aren't you supposed to call him MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD now?


131b3b  No.698826

File: 07ef71b764cc5c3⋯.mp4 (3.51 MB, 720x720, 1:1, 𝕵𝕸𝕬𝕬 - Post the video of m….mp4)

File: f7dad5a1a3a4224⋯.png (11.44 KB, 393x58, 393:58, Screenshot_2019-01-10_01-4….png)

File: 6b02bfcbc72a41f⋯.png (227.22 KB, 600x602, 300:301, Screenshot_2019-01-10_01-4….png)

>>630778

OH SHIT. WE HAVE BEEN PLAYED.


81bfdc  No.698985

>>698602

Carries on like nothing happened, posts in Boyds blog, made a fake stawlker blog, tries to contact people accusing them of stuff, rants on and on about Boyd on stream and even dressed up like a clown for halloween in dedication to him. He blocks every fucking person critical because he doesn't want the few kids left to see what he is really up to and how he really is oh and he goes on transpassing in his free time, dating sites, hits on every girl who comes in the server.

No cocks here for us and he sure doesn't login Second Life being salty after his streams while everyone mostly ignores him because they find him retarded either.


840807  No.699346

File: 7afeedd9acca25a⋯.jpg (280.62 KB, 685x1024, 685:1024, istockphoto-483260171-1024….jpg)

>>698681

>Rebranding because trusted flaggers ban him on sight

How is that funny ?

>Boring cringe cocks

As opposed to his destructors making OC pictures to prove their point, that will never be posted again ?

>Jump on his bed

It's funny but not in a cow way, he's self aware, he's pretending to be childish

>Calmly explain what's happening

I thought you were supposed to take the piss on people, yeah? Don't see anything remotely humorous in your post. You don't seem very amused too.

>>698985

>Carries on like nothing happened, posts in Boyds blog, made a fake stawlker blog, tries to contact people accusing them of stuff, rants on and on about Boyd on stream

Nothing funny about him defending himself when he got Boyd actively trying to deplatform him constantly because of a years old argument. Try and think to realize who's truly pathetic there

>and even dressed up like a clown for halloween in dedication to him.

I thought that was pretty funny and entertaining for a streamer

>Transpassing

I've never seen britbong talk about wanting to be a girl or looking girly so I guess you're rumaging a dead forced meme

Again your post reeks of anger, not humor. This is a vendetta thread.allowed only because Jews is gay pals with kopy/his sockpuppet


840807  No.699356

File: d7637d160fb7e39⋯.jpg (386.76 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, istockphoto-659502302-1024….jpg)

>>698825

Also

>BIDF

>Not being brit internet detractors force

>Composed of the entire /cow/ moderation

>And a big part of Erectile Dysfunction staff

Wew


81bfdc  No.699467

>>699346

Well, at least you tried Dominic.

Jews, can you remove the wordfilter so we can get his name the brand recognition it deserves?


ee6572  No.699473

>>699467

Why'd you stop using tripcodes ? Coward much?


75aea7  No.699539

>>699346

your cry baby reaction everytime is funny, what dont you get shorty? god you're dumb. if you stopped reacting and posting in these threads they would have stopped ages ago. then again this is what you want now since no one is paying attention to you, SAD


70818d  No.699603

>>699473

Dominic doesn't understand how ID's work while sockpuppeting the most, interesting.


9e4f07  No.699607

File: d0916026c3e4801⋯.jpg (76.08 KB, 684x546, 114:91, d09.jpg)

>>699539

>shorty

>>699603

i can change id too


bc1402  No.699609

File: c34b04053bf754d⋯.png (343.53 KB, 493x560, 493:560, ClipboardImage.png)

>>699473

Asking someone with 40 posts in the thread why they turned off their tripcode when none of their other posts have a tripcode attached. Top kek as they say


6ca5d0  No.699617

>>699609

>tfw you're in your 30s and mommy still won't let you dress yourself

lel


9e4f07  No.699632

File: c7586e220db1a3b⋯.jpg (40.27 KB, 781x369, 781:369, 1.JPG)

File: 509eff77638682c⋯.jpg (24.76 KB, 694x142, 347:71, 2.JPG)

File: 96ac839d4f2e6e6⋯.jpg (16.95 KB, 814x93, 814:93, 3.JPG)

File: b952814afd45b4a⋯.jpg (68.36 KB, 1653x378, 551:126, 4.JPG)

File: 7f8186ba61b413f⋯.jpg (30.33 KB, 983x127, 983:127, 5.JPG)

>>699609

>>699539

top kek indeed

again

>shorty


eeab87  No.699642

>>697671

>Kopy changed his ID and tripcode and wrote a new post in the space of 15 seconds


b5cd09  No.699653

File: 5b82d16260558fc⋯.jpg (123.1 KB, 500x572, 125:143, lkeNeT3.jpg)

>>699642

Yes, I can totally imagine that, If he prepared the message. Pretty sure mod/admin rights allow you to change id as you please too

Also, even it Jews wasn't kopy, isn't it ironical that Jews make threads to laugh at incels while pretending to be "best friends" with kopy, who is the literal definition of the autistic virgin rage?

Board shoulndt be called /cow/, more like /clique/, /personal army/ or /gay circlerjerk/


70818d  No.699708

>>699653

Jews has stated he isn't even friends with Kopy slow boy, go make some boring streams of you getting banned from FiveM.


cbf8d5  No.699717

>>699708

Why does it sounds like you're having a stick of wood up your hemorrhoid-ridden ass everytime you post? Sure sounds like you're having a merry fun time trolling britbong


81bfdc  No.699790

>>699653

Did you forget what pics you've used before and nobody else has saved?


81bfdc  No.699827

Forgot you're streaming, I'll wait 5'4".


9e4f07  No.700316

File: 084f5565cdf2e3a⋯.jpg (24.93 KB, 1135x96, 1135:96, 54.JPG)

File: 9cb67a80319239d⋯.jpg (64.15 KB, 1165x403, 1165:403, 542.JPG)

File: 46966910db37dd2⋯.jpg (37.73 KB, 639x390, 213:130, 543.JPG)

File: e3f34075384113c⋯.jpg (90.3 KB, 1130x449, 1130:449, 544.JPG)

>>699827

hi again for your daily triggering. first off, pics related, second, turn on your tripcode faggot, third, this will be my last post because i'm clearly too good for this circlejerk of a board

keep samefaging here alone and marinate in your salty anger for all eternity


bc1402  No.700328

>>700316

You seriously think anyone who calls Britbong by his actual height is the same person? Holy shit what a broken brain. Please start a thread on yourself.


9a897e  No.700389

>>700316

>>700328

fairly certain its shortstack himself, given the dead air during his stream time and using the same shitty "le epic" meme images as he use to. poor guys just lonely since he got beeteeeffood from streaming and no body watches him anymore, aw poor midget, nobody wants to watch your boring streams


70818d  No.700490

>>700389

210-300 viewers is pretty good for a 10 year old streaming minecraft.

Wait, he's 31? Why did he show his gender stats and not age?

How goes the girlfriend search, hopefully have not been searching for months and failing even on dating sites, I bet they can't wait to meet your parents if the girl who gave up on life to end up with you came over.

It is him for sure btw.


70818d  No.700494

>>700389

He knows it's been known he is 5'4" bitches on stream when a woman doesn't like manlets in any capacity and he is only actually posting when off stream.


6ca5d0  No.700646

>>700316

>this will be my last post

That's a shame. Watching impotent manlet rage is entertaining.


70818d  No.700708

>>700646

>Loads up VPN.

OH HEY GUYS ANOTHER FAN HERE YOU ARE ALL SOCKPUPPETS.


b1d5c4  No.700761

File: 4440e1e49259e4d⋯.png (164.55 KB, 1622x653, 1622:653, 0ece3c8803eb893235ed70c005….png)

File: 03e932f40cbccd6⋯.png (41.66 KB, 573x814, 573:814, 83bd0bf6f7c70980b975fe8f4b….png)

little man remade his OkCupid. Still lying about his age and height again it seems


b1d5c4  No.700762

File: 4440e1e49259e4d⋯.png (164.55 KB, 1622x653, 1622:653, 0ece3c8803eb893235ed70c005….png)

File: 03e932f40cbccd6⋯.png (41.66 KB, 573x814, 573:814, 83bd0bf6f7c70980b975fe8f4b….png)

little man remade his OkCupid. Still lying about his age and height again it seems


81bfdc  No.700910

>>700762

Don't forget he's online in that picture, why is he changing his age and linking a private instagram with pics taken by his mom or pretending his streaming career is going well since he "hates thots" but hope this one will gold dig to find out he has no money.


1f942c  No.700940

>>624511

I love an angry woman, especially cute ones like that.


6f27e8  No.700973

File: d63cb2d9e110a41⋯.png (429.81 KB, 1108x1338, 554:669, happyplace.png)

ya'll are too negative. you need to find your happy place.


f39e25  No.701975

File: 63ae636ea2a8f3c⋯.jpg (34.48 KB, 166x290, 83:145, 20190113_024804.jpg)

>>700762

>be a manlet

>become streamer to look bigger on camera

>have no viewers because nobody cares

>try to get gf

>don't get gf because you're a manlet

>lie about height and age

>still don't get gf because your face also looks like a ballsack

>try to kill self

>can't reach the shelf


ce0793  No.702780

>>700761

The profile says "looking for people" not "looking for women"???

He's finally come out as a gay boy?


6ca5d0  No.702863

>>700761

>honesty is the best policy

>5' 9"

>have been doing incredibly well

top lel


6deb77  No.703119

>>700761

<75% match


81bfdc  No.703394

>>702780

The only way it would say that is if he selected looking for men & women.


a81e2b  No.703759

Just tuned into manlet's stream, and he was talking about how he doesn't know how to make a cup of tea.

This is a 31 year old we're talking about.


81bfdc  No.703773

>>703759

I think I may make a cup of tea now


51a541  No.704130

>>703773

Currently drinking a 3 ginger tea. Unsweet of course.

Jelly much?


5a920a  No.704224

>>703394

That's exactly right. He must have selected looking for both!! Otherwise it would say looking for women!! Oh my fucking god!!

Conclusive proof of fagottry confirmed.


6ca5d0  No.704308

>>703759

>he doesn't know how to make a cup of tea.

Does he need his mom to wipe his ass too?


2b0008  No.704858

>Lol he short!

>Lol he gey!

>Lol he immature !!

The absolute state of this board


c52d48  No.705011

>>704308

probably


70818d  No.705225

>>704858

You okay little guy?


8d6ba1  No.705245

>>704858

>i can't believe you guys are laughing at someone retarded on /cow/

That's the point you fucking retard


a760d6  No.705250

>>704224

hes in the market for a tranny most likely, to help him transition i guess

>>705245

tiny never really got the point of the board though, no point trying to explain it to him


81bfdc  No.708468

Boyd or is it Mildered IS IT BOTH OF THEM?

Need to tell the story of the accidental catfish.


744c8e  No.709105

Does anyone have the kingofpol video made on britbong? I cant seem to find it since dominic likes to make sure nobody sees how much of a faggot he is throughout the years


9e4f07  No.715706

File: 7d70bb5dca494a7⋯.jpg (111.75 KB, 1041x788, 1041:788, lmao.JPG)

BIDF (Britbong Internet Detractors Force) once again showing their high iq and sense of humor, definitely not butthurt to oblivion


9aed16  No.715827

>>715706

i guess we know who got derrick_not_a_fish banned off youtube after all


f3a526  No.715898

>>715706

looks like the same program they used on derrick. it might work.

>>715706

>>715827

>i guess we know who got derrick_not_a_fish banned off youtube after all


e418a3  No.716216

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Britbong is very drunk having had 2 whole ciders. spergout imminent.


f3a526  No.716228

>>716216

>having had 2 whole ciders.

mango flavored ciders like a real man


51a541  No.718633

Lul. You know thumbs down / downvotes count as interaction and helps a channel, right?

Thanks for helping MrBTF0.


70818d  No.718720

>>718633

You do know you're again barking up the wrong tree?


9e4f07  No.718901

File: 04636afc2c29cd2⋯.png (299.8 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 8vXZdGM.png)

>>718720

rent free


9e4f07  No.718958

File: fefe3ca8f3cc3f2⋯.jpg (106.7 KB, 1134x841, 1134:841, kek.JPG)

hard to take the theory that brit is a cow seriously when his ennemies do cringy obsessive shit like this


f3a526  No.719071

>>718958

>hard to take the theory that brit is a cow seriously when his ennemies do cringy obsessive shit

that's a copy of a trick MrPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD used on total biscuit and angry joe back in the day. pretty much the only thing a troll has done to britbong that britbong didn't do to a bunch of others before was the legend who sent britbong a potato soaked in urine for 3 weeks and packaged with a glitter bomb


9e4f07  No.719101

>>719071

do you have pictures? that sounds funny. although clowntown project was a much funnier pun than this sperg fake twitter


858516  No.719122

>>719071

>the legend who sent britbong a potato soaked in urine for 3 weeks and packaged with a glitter bomb

How does someone even come up with an idea like that?


7908be  No.719378

>>719122

Autism.

That sounds hilarious af tho


81bfdc  No.719531

>>719122

The urine part was a joke…

Probably


7df9ef  No.722902

>>719531

>The urine part was a joke…

>Probably

genuine urine he opened the box on stream. its one of the reasons he shut his po box down


9e4f07  No.723641

>>722902

proof of that didnt happen


81bfdc  No.724036

>>723641

He blamed people and said they were sending different things, he always changed it, I think one time he mentioned his nephew again because he has some obsession with his own nephew then said someone sent him CP on stream.

He lies so much who knows the real reason but someone made fun of him.


53db03  No.724039


ae3caa  No.724043

The only things he got sent in that PO box that he enjoyed were men's tighty whitey underwear and a chin dildo. The rest was garbage.


7e9f68  No.724899

If britbong doesn't leave his house for months, who buys his cider?


da5b8a  No.724901

>>724899

Mummy.


7e9f68  No.724903

>>724901

>Mummy.

delivering cider to her 30 year old son because he's too pussy to go out. that woman is the root of most of his problems.


7e9f68  No.724932

drinking strawberry cider like a real man


51a541  No.725559

File: 92c1217c932900c⋯.jpg (20.89 KB, 469x463, 469:463, fedoratip.jpg)

>That feel when no one in this thread has the athletic prowess as Jammku.

https://streamable.com/7maaz

Five* years ago this guy started getting huge. Imagine all that fat and man titty turned into muscle and raw red pilled alpha male superiority.


81bfdc  No.725713

>>725559

>Athletic prowess

Pushing buttons for a minute with your feet while your stomach bounces around.


03d53f  No.725803

>>724899

Dad repossessed it from the house of someone who just died.


9aed16  No.729363

File: bffb8812d889670⋯.jpg (122.1 KB, 1170x780, 3:2, ride.jpg)

uh oh, word has it mummy and daddy bong are splitting up and selling the house,

and neither of them wants to take in the mini midge


cbab52  No.729375

>>729363

ha! have to call bullshit though, that would be too funny to be true….


03d53f  No.729446

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>729363

such a shame.


fda913  No.730207

>>729446

You're probably assblasted he had 1k people at his stream

It's ok, you can cope by making unfunny manlet jokes while he lives rent free in your head


03d53f  No.731068

File: 0e7dce885815802⋯.jpg (97.72 KB, 1092x604, 273:151, Screenshot 2019-01-31 at 0….jpg)

>>730207

Where did i say a manlet joke? Looks like those insecurities are living rent free in your head.


81bfdc  No.731308

>>730207

>had one time, only he remembers.

k


a461fe  No.731543

File: 4eda5b5ca9384c7⋯.jpg (18.69 KB, 408x276, 34:23, krapple and JEWS.jpg)

>ctrl-f "jews"

>18 hits

Woah.

>>697671

>enig, krapple and I are all the same person

See attached.


e9b83d  No.731611

>>731543

He sure does have a hateboner for any authority figure who won't let him tattle to them.


9e4f07  No.731618

File: e06f4e1da2aa355⋯.png (2.5 MB, 2193x1533, 731:511, 1547521742745.png)

>>731543

>Being butt budy with the ultimate incel mutt who obsess over some guy for years because he stole his gf

>while at the same time making threads to laugh at incels and wizards

>While spending your lifetime on cuckchan moderating a literally who board for free

>Also posting forced memes that you made yourself and that nobody reposts anywhere else

Absolutely based jews


e9b83d  No.731631

File: efc7665e854064d⋯.jpg (78.04 KB, 1272x678, 212:113, Dr Phil You Can't Be White.jpg)

>>731618

>Mod deletes your shitty Krapple thread because it was just the same five posts over and over again

>Tattle to Jews hoping he'll fire the big mean mod and let you go back to doing damage control

>Jews helps you get up on a stepladder so he can laugh in your face.

>Jews is now the enemy because he won't play preschool teacher and stop the mean kids from bullying you


c5bb44  No.731680

File: bba85436b06e619⋯.png (55.06 KB, 634x574, 317:287, c9541beceedf7dbaccd4e6eeb6….png)

File: 91bb34787ed7b43⋯.png (340.73 KB, 1078x674, 539:337, soly.png)

Just your average bong hater move along bois


70818d  No.731855

>>731680

>Everyone is these 2 people and I am still hurt by them, please view my dying streams!


80f9e1  No.731920

>You're probably assblasted he had 1k people at his stream

that was 3 years ago he gets like 250 now


e9b83d  No.732174

>>731920

Bragging about getting 1000 viewers is really, really sad in the first place. I've been streams of Hey Arnold reruns reach that same number.

If that was what his margins were like before he self-imploded, that's really bad.


2596fe  No.733305

Wow


43cbae  No.733310

File: 7db1d9575350805⋯.png (132.29 KB, 856x788, 214:197, ClipboardImage.png)

BritbongReturns Trying To Get Shadman Banned From StreamLabs


43cbae  No.733311

File: 7db1d9575350805⋯.png (132.29 KB, 856x788, 214:197, ClipboardImage.png)

340+ Viewers, Babe


43cbae  No.733313

File: 35c96abf11125d6⋯.png (62.97 KB, 261x440, 261:440, ClipboardImage.png)


43cbae  No.733318

File: 792d9ef906ab548⋯.png (214.99 KB, 546x439, 546:439, ClipboardImage.png)


43cbae  No.733325

File: 67e46c102cb06f9⋯.png (39.77 KB, 370x397, 370:397, ClipboardImage.png)

Very Timid?


43cbae  No.733334

File: c663cf68dc0dccd⋯.png (268.89 KB, 717x439, 717:439, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c663cf68dc0dccd⋯.png (268.89 KB, 717x439, 717:439, ClipboardImage.png)

WE LIKE FORTNITE! WE LIKE FORTNITE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yESC9VWLKiE


03d53f  No.733505

>>733334

It's a game that caters to retards. Is it surprising that they have accessibility options for the genetically defective?


478a14  No.734139

>>733505

More like spyware gonna spyware if anything.


858516  No.734430

>>733334

>>733505

>>734139

This definitely sounds like they are trying to collect data on color blindness of their mostly male audience to sell to marketers.


2596fe  No.734932

>>734430

You people are fucking insane


2596fe  No.735681

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The 31 Year Old Man Who Lives With His Mum And "Ironically" Plays Fortnite Has Literally One Joke In His Arsenal


0f40dc  No.735842

>>735681

I don't see how living with his mom is a big deal seeing as most regular cuckchan users probably are either on welfare or life with their parents

Can't really imagine someone functional with a decent job going home and thinking "today I'm gonna browse /cow/"

Now a 60years old guy playing second life and spending Christmas online, that is downright pathetic and weird


858516  No.735858

>>734932

Not really. Fortnite was designed around data. It only makes sense that it would further collect more data on its users to make an even shittier game.


27459e  No.735895

>>735842

That's Trollshielding 101 mate. You can't get trolled if you are the troll.


9aed16  No.736397

File: ca1634031e4c52a⋯.mp4 (2.4 MB, 540x360, 3:2, mummys scrunchies.mp4)

>>735842

>Now a 60years old guy playing second life and spending Christmas online, that is downright pathetic and weird

does it not occur to you that boyd was in that SL room with about a dozen of his SL friends while brit was also there and no one in his house irl or in the game cared to talk to him

if your definition of being alone is playing sl on christmas, you have to admit that brit was also playing sl on christmas and with the added bonus of not even having a friend online to talk with


81bfdc  No.736411

>>735842

No Dominic, you go on wizardchan.

You are so pathetic you fucking use WIZARDCHAN dude.


9e4f07  No.736443

File: 3533a915e6b41c0⋯.gif (3.94 MB, 425x425, 1:1, giphy (1).gif)

>>736397

Who cares about his ""online friends"", at 60yo you should be fishing or drinking light beer with the boys or watching TV with your wife, not playing a fucking mmo

>>736411

Pic related, it's you


9aed16  No.736459

>>736443

>you should be fishing or drinking light beer with the boys or watching TV with your wife,

not only has brit done none of those things, he hasn't left his house in months


81bfdc  No.736461

>>736459

Yeah but he doesn't see himself as an adult and nobody does see him like that mentally, that's why all the child fans that are even leaving him now.


9e4f07  No.736472

>>736459

Playing second life at 60yo is infinitely more autistic and cringeworthy than living at your parents house at 30, especially considering Britbong has aspergers and that rent in western countries has exploded

Plus I don't really see what's funny about it. I thought the board was created to laugh at people's autistic behaviour. Saying he lives at his parent house at 30 sounds more like anger driven name-calling than fun making. You should try a little bit harder than simply calling him a shorty. Like having him banned from youtube during his stream and seeing his meltdown, that'd be hilarious, but it's all shitty low energy name-calling here


6d8346  No.736496

>>736472

So 9e4f07, tell us, do you live with your parents or what?

Explain yourself. Explain us why you are whiteknighting parasitic neckbears who stay at home past their teens.


9e4f07  No.736505

>>736496

What about you? Should we make a census on cuckchan's population? A little bird tells me that it woulndt be brilliant.


6d8346  No.736509

>>736505

I don't know fam. You tell me. You are the one whiteknighing people who still live with their parents past their teens.

I have no interest in knowing how many halfchanners live with parents as I've not visited that imageboard in 2 whole years.

So you tell me bro.


9e4f07  No.736576

>>736509

Reread my precious post and you'll understand, bud. It might be sad, but it certainly isn't hilarious. Spamming the same insults (short, live at parents house) for years on sounds like obsessive butthurt.


6d8346  No.736615

>>736576

>What about you?

Reread my two previous post and you'll understand why living at home passed your teens is unethical and pathetic.

FAGGOTTRED VERMIN


9e4f07  No.736751

>>736615

Do I give a shit about ethics though? It doesn't have to be pathetic, it has to be funny to warrant a thread. Name-calling too, nice, i can feel the butthurt from here.


81bfdc  No.736841

>>736509

You do know that it's just him in his own thread, right? He has a lot of free time lately and is getting stir crazy with the recognition that he's not getting any younger.


81bfdc  No.736854

>>736576

Quit getting short with people little guy.

Nope, still has not lost its touch.


9e4f07  No.736900

>>736854

I wish I had the same sense of humor as a middle school bully


9aed16  No.737041

File: 4ba43fb4585f048⋯.jpg (118.76 KB, 777x1056, 259:352, FLAMING ONION BUNION.jpg)

>>736900

you have the same height as one


9e4f07  No.737087

>>737041

Imagine being so mad you make obscure OC all for yourself. Do you make fanfictions too?


9aed16  No.737103

File: ceb8de62fe27a5c⋯.jpg (27.36 KB, 354x400, 177:200, The BritMonk.jpg)

>when britbong draws boyd as a clown it's funny

>when they draw me it gay!


9e4f07  No.737195

>>737103

Is emptyhero even black? I really hope he is because he was trying to imitate a black man's voice on his vids and it was extremely cringe inducing


9aed16  No.737207

File: 11f4732418de672⋯.png (230.83 KB, 304x366, 152:183, black infant smells a chic….png)

>>737195

>another britbong appearance

>another bringing up emptyhero for no reason

what, ran out of boogie men to blame your failures on after running through kopy and boyd?


9e4f07  No.737253

File: ccd4bf48047d769⋯.jpg (30.15 KB, 745x191, 745:191, lmao.JPG)

>>737207

1years+ dude, embarassing


9aed16  No.737276


8c90ab  No.737530

File: 3c48d095eb8c0e1⋯.jpg (17.7 KB, 615x409, 615:409, JS43192579.jpg)

>>737195

You know Empty and the rest of us don't hate you, you know.

Come to Empty's discord, we'd welcome you with open arms, Dominic. Probably enjoy your company more than fried kooch, at least.


0893dd  No.737645

File: 5d59fb659508211⋯.png (40.44 KB, 211x320, 211:320, df134216cda955f2fd63d8f013….png)

>>736900

yea come on guys, the new and improved mr Bee Tee eFF Ohh only deals in high brow quips and humor, get it together faggots…. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER


1c8bf3  No.738541

>>735681

Gets demolished by a 63 year old. Gets owned by all the other players. Britbong just cant hide his little boy obsession. Autists love repetition don't they.


e9b83d  No.739380


70818d  No.739829

>>739380

Don't reference his "career" and incoming like that.


81bfdc  No.744826

Why did he deleted last nights stream? I heard he was bitching about it.


20cb15  No.744884

>>744826

Its online though, in the playlist. Alcohol doesn't really have a good effect on him, I find him funnier when he's sober.


9aed16  No.744933

File: be9aab38cbb6737⋯.jpg (49.44 KB, 828x674, 414:337, dog shit.jpg)

>>744826

>>744884

the badguys had a stream which did 3x his viewer count at the same time as his stream and when someone pointed it out in chat he had an existntial breakdown


51a541  No.746680

>>744933

He hasn't been epicly trolling anyone lately. Can you cunts fuck off and pick on someone else so he'll start trolling again?


9aed16  No.746815

>>746680

he should start by picking on the blind guy who made his wig


81bfdc  No.746887

>>746680

It's his own choice in what he does.


8661f9  No.747400

>>746680

"pwease stop buwwying me"


aa1ca9  No.747631

>>746680

He's missing a lot of opportunities by talking during 3hours prior to gaming and getting drunk which just gets him angry and unable to troll properly


81bfdc  No.748362

>>747631

>He can troll properly.


1c8bf3  No.756683

File: e71f1bc7068a02a⋯.png (19.4 KB, 631x272, 631:272, 7e9006207ce1a5d170c2db1a9a….png)

Britbong getting involved with discussions on SL Secrets. What subject triggers him to talk? Surprise surprise. No pedo right Bong?


9e4f07  No.757414

>>756683

It's no surprise SL is full of pedos, trannies, furries and freaks


81bfdc  No.759074

>>757414

Poor guy is streaming every day to not many people, what's going on? Is that why you're posting here hoping to catch a few more views?


1c8bf3  No.759488

>>757414

You just described the groups of people you are most associated with perfectly Britbong. Your level of lack of self awareness is just staggering.


978cb7  No.760551

I am sick of watching FiveM fucking hell man play Rust PLEASE!


81bfdc  No.760626

>>759488

That's not true, you have to include children too.


9e4f07  No.760711

File: c7868baa98f2860⋯.jpg (46.64 KB, 427x267, 427:267, Whitewolf.jpg)

>>759488

Nah bro that would be semi-incel wagecucks and some ironic neets. Trannies and furries and pedos are denizens of SL, you can't deny it. It's your level of hypocrisy that's hilarious. I get you play SL too.


81bfdc  No.760717

>>760711

No dude, look at all this shit you have been involved in, look around you.


bfeca5  No.760806

What's going on with YourMumFTW and the drying up of Dominic's paypiggies?


1c8bf3  No.762839

>>760711

Says the pedo tranny furry freak that logs into Secondlife every single day.


8c90ab  No.764205

I think Britbong would feel better if he just ate an onion.


7ff1b4  No.764999

ITT: Britbong still living in his victims heads rent free

Don't you second lifers have somewhere else to be?


1c8bf3  No.765490

>>764999

You're there every single day Britbong.

Every single fucking day for 14 years!!

Which coincidentally is the age you most like your little boys to be.


e9b83d  No.765617

>>764999

"Rent free in your head" was funny the first few times it was said about Trump, but now it's become so lame and predictable even Matt "HE'S FAT" Jarbo shits it out.

You and Matt should really be bros, Britbong. He's so fat he can eclipse the sun. You could ride on his head like Remy the Rat and pilot him by the few stray strands of hair left on his head like a mech.


81bfdc  No.767623

>>765617

Midge & Matt has a nice ring to it.


8616a3  No.768813

bunch of butthurt second life pedos lmao


26d84c  No.768897

Yeah neets suck those fucking weeboos! Screw this guy!


1c8bf3  No.769311

>>768813

Yeah but you've in Secondlife every single fucking day…For 14 years.


1cc5b6  No.769321

>>769311

>Yeah but you've in Secondlife every single fucking day…For 14 years

how else can he meet girls?


21be27  No.770803

File: d6858eacd097e1d⋯.jpg (59.94 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 1550480661878.jpg)


81bfdc  No.773773

>>770803

They may have been a bit hyperbolic by saying every single day but you do login a lot.

Sister raper still has it on his youtube dude.




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