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File: 1425667385396-0.webm (2.21 MB, 308x228, 77:57, Ben Garrison interview.webm)

File: 1425667385396-1.png (31.14 KB, 486x594, 9:11, Ben garrison no book.png)

db46d2 No.72821

Despite his recent activities I don't see any Ben "Kike on a pike" Garrison threads anywhere.

Fake Ben starts talking about trolls for the last ten minutes here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUEZVSaJLbg

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ben_Garrison

I'd also like to add his patented signature to the lower right corner of his ED page but I don't know how

d61ac0 No.72824

Amateur wikipedian here,

{{corner|br|[[Image:example.png|125px|link=]]}}

d61ac0 No.72827

>>72824
Yeah but on that note, please don't. Scrolling/fixed position images should be used only with utmost discrimination. Adding them willy nilly is really not necessary and only shits the page up rather than improving it. Consider instead adding the signature as a picture to the right of a relevant section.

db46d2 No.72830

>>72827

It's not willy nilly, it just seems incredibly fitting. I don't know, either way I think that page needs a bit of fleshing out eventually.

e3dc13 No.72839

File: 1425669338087.jpg (352.23 KB, 1622x2000, 811:1000, 1417418610966.jpg)

Six million more! Six million more!

1ba85f No.72847

>>72821
Well I'll give him this, at least he's got a sense of self awareness in realising no one would buy his book. If only people like MovieBob had come to the same realisation.

db46d2 No.72854

>>72847

More people would buy his book than he probably thinks. He's just being picky about his audience.

5c508d No.72868

Didn't he turn into an SJW? He's anti-free speech enough. The only part of libertarianism that I fully 100% support is the part Ben "Nuke Ferguson" Garrison hates.

db46d2 No.72877

File: 1425671421284.png (37.69 KB, 952x520, 119:65, Ben Garrison Arstechnica.png)

>>72868

Fake Ben created cartoons for OHPI, yes. Also anti-loli too apparently.

a7cf21 No.72952

File: 1425676933118.gif (2.15 MB, 310x245, 62:49, 1388885429241.gif)

>Some are older and probably make minimum wage as a part of Obama's 'Cyber Warrior Team'

Oh god, never stop, Zyklon Ben.

b101a5 No.72989

File: 1425680547122-0.jpg (260.37 KB, 600x620, 30:31, NickBougas.jpg)

File: 1425680547122-1.png (4.63 MB, 2240x1508, 560:377, AWyattEvidence.png)

File: 1425680547122-2.jpg (66.32 KB, 385x624, 385:624, DahmerbyNickBougas.jpg)

File: 1425680547122-3.png (535.09 KB, 863x795, 863:795, AWyattEvidence2.png)

File: 1425680547122-4.jpg (37.76 KB, 330x440, 3:4, GGAllinbyNickBougas.jpg)

Obligatory Nick "A. Wyatt Mann" Bougas post:
>Nick Bougas headed out to Clown Town (Hollywood, CA) in 1973 and wound up spending more than thirty years feverishly collecting a variety of rare and unique true crime and movie items. Because he was a studious collector of this brand of material long before it was considered fashionable, Bougas amassed a considerable wealth of knowledge about historical and celebrity autographs and eventually became a respected local authority among the top dealers and collectors in the hobby.
>Nick's early contact with a host of noted killers helped lay the groundwork for a huge wave of national interest in serial and mass murderers. While dabbling on the dark side of collecting, he fell in with a host of celebrated cult figures, artists and underground legends like Jim Goad, Boyd Rice, Coop, G.G. Allin, Charles Manson, Anton LaVey, Timothy Leary, Sam Kinison, Father Larry Wessel, Joe Coleman, Rudy Ray Moore, Forrest Ackerman, Hasil Adkins, Russ Meyer and scores of others. It was an exciting and highly productive time in Bougas' life. He soon found himself making a string of graphic True Crime video documentaries and routinely scrawling out art pieces for several popular counterculture publications.
>Eventually Los Angeles suffered a series of disastrous blows including the deadly Northridge Quake (which left the interior of Bougas' library-styled Burbank apartment looking just like a landfill) and the ever festive Rodney King riots. Many of Nick's dearest friends began to flee Los Angeles for other less apocalyptic cities like Portland and Denver.
>When he and his devoted "galpal" Sandy realized that they were virtually the last folks left from their once mighty salon, they decided to give up the ghost as well and moved back to Nick's home state, where they now happily reside in a sleepy rural town best known as the home of late great Hee Haw star "Junior" Samples.
>In addition to his UNPOP drawings and documentary films, Nick Bougas is also fairly well known for having compiled a popular celebrity blooper series on audio CD entitled "Celebrities at their Worst" (Volumes One and Two), and was chosen by Church of Satan founder, Anton LaVey, to appear as a guest vocalist on his "Satan takes a Holiday " CD.
>Fun Facts About Nick Bougas:
>Nick's sign: Astrology is idiotic…next question.
>Nick describes himself as: "Too aware for his own good."
>Nick is fond of people like: "Himself."
>Nick would like to meet: "Just one reliable and trustworthy business partner."
>Nick's turn-ons: "Recapturing the magic of lost youth through vintage toys, records and magazines."
>Nick's turn-offs: "The present day and all the vapid, soulless drivel that comes with it."
>Nick enjoys hobbies and recreational activities such as: "Seriously annoying those who really, really deserve it."
>When feeling sad, Nick likes to: "Repeatedly play the infamous 1933 suicide-inducing record 'Gloomy Sunday'."
>To unwind, Nick enjoys: "Attending live shows featuring particularly mean spirited stand up comics."
>While vacationing, Nick relaxes by: "Surgically combing dusty junk stores."
>As a pet, Nick prefers: "Cats…lots of those magnificently independent felines."
>Some of Nick's pet-peeves include: "…what've you got?"
>Nick describes his idea of the 'perfect' date as: "9/11."
>Nick's preferred drinks are: "Sweet iced tea (it's a Southern thing), Santorini Mezzo wine, cherry flavored anything."
>Some of Nick's fondest memories include: "Events so laced with irony and incredibly preposterous elements as to not be believed if related here."
>Nick's extra-curricular interests include: "I've never managed to establish a curricular sooooo…"
>Some of Nick's favorite books are: "No longer in print due to what is now considered 'unsavory' or 'insensitive' cocks."
>Some of Nick's favorite movies are: "No longer shown due to ….(see above)"
>Nick's favorite T.V. shows are: "…you get the drift…."
>Some of Nick's favorite music includes: "Al Jolson, Eddie Cantor, Russ Columbo, Helen Morgan, Cliff Edwards, Buddy Clark, Ruth Etting, Mildred Bailey, Gene Austin, The Mills Brothers, The Boswell Sisters, G.G.Allin."
>Nick describes his relationship to spirituality as: "Irreparably damaged."
>Nick understands morality as: "A 50/50 mixture of personal responsibility and common sense."
>Nick defines happiness as: "Spending at least another two decades of magical adventures with my ever-loyal, ultra-patient and absolutely irreplaceable mate, Sandy."
>Some of Nick's long-term goals are: "Centered around permanently 'purifying' this vast cluttered landfill of a planet on every imaginable level."

13a2dc No.73025

Kill yourself you worthless faggot.

13a2dc No.73026

>>72952
That's exactly what you faggots are.

db46d2 No.73028

>>73025
>>73026

Fake Ben pls.

f05c25 No.73029

File: 1425685410148.jpg (563.79 KB, 769x1000, 769:1000, 1409374351515.jpg)

>>73025
>>73026
Gas yourself, Chaim.

db46d2 No.78066

File: 1426451805512.png (243.07 KB, 300x588, 25:49, ceo of cuck.png)

Christopher "moot" Poole is a liar

Here is a rather big whopper recently vomited out on Rolling Stone…referring to 4chan's troubled young mastermind, Christopher Poole:

"He also complied with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which required him to remove cocks if a copyright holder objected (although he had cover if anything slipped through the cracks: The Communications Decency Act, which gives immunity to webmasters and Internet service providers over members' cocks, protected him). "

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/4chans-overlord-christopher-poole-reveals-why-he-walked-away-20150313#ixzz3UII3MJ2I

BULLSHIT! HE DID NOT comply by removing the INDECENT and vicious libel/ copyright infringement hurled at me in the form of defaced cartoons for nearly five years. I repeatedly requested that his moderators do so, and they replied with indifference. I sent them official DMCA removal request forms and I was told I needed to ask Moot himself. I did. I was ignored. He even admitted he ignored me and, in fact, he long ago sent me an email in which he accused me of being a 'racist' before I even knew who he was. And he knows perfectly well that I've never penned a racist or anti-Semitic cartoon in my life. I once even offered to send him some money to help him out IF he repented and mended his ways and started being more responsible. Again, I was ignored.

The attacks on me continued almost daily for over five years. My wife and even my son were viciously attacked. I'm not referring to the name calling, and boy have I been called names. I was called a Nazi mass murderer, a white supremacist leader and even a registered sex offender on your miserable 'politically incorrect' board–even though such puerile name calling had nothing to do with politics. What I am referring to is this: YOU, Mr. 'Moot,' repeatedly allowed a clear violation of the law: My copyrighted cartoons were routinely being defaced into disgusting hate with my name left on them while trolls claimed I drew them. I blame moot whom I've called The CEO of TROLL.

Did moot's hand-chosen 'mods' remove such trolling as a violation of their own rules on /pol/? OF COURSE NOT. The joke was allowed to fester and deepen and continue indefinitely, while I got the blame for merely complaining about it. When I complained directly on the boards, my so-called free and open speech was shut down. I was banned. Did they ban those trying to portray me as their herald of hate? Again…of course not.

This man deserves to be broke. I'm very happy to hear that. I'm glad to hear he's a broke loser because he's a BUM and he deserves it. He deserves to be ridiculed. He deserves condemnation, because he was in charge. THIS MISFIT ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN. HE ENCOURAGED IT TO HAPPEN so he could attract more trolls and jam a few more 'shekels' in his dirty, bugger-riddled little pocket.

Now we're observing how this immoral, weak-minded, pencil-necked, lying little twerp is gushing out crocodile tears and spinning the 'woe is me' sad lament. GOOD! I hope you continue to savor the sweetness of your tears as you weep deeply into your mother's apron. You're a loser. I hope your precious 4chan is finally flushed down the toilet into the sewer where it belongs and I hope you are flushed, too. Enjoy floating out to sea in a filthy Poole of mass sewage because that's what a weak little bum like you deserves for your years of pumping out immoral foulness at the expense of innocents. All because YOU encouraged anonymous, cowardly, sadistic and irresponsible chuckleheads to take control of your site. Free speech my ass. You were busy destroying free speech–especially mine–and now you are trying to claim the moral high ground while refusing to take responsibility. Pathetic.

–Ben Garrison


http://garrisongraphics.blogspot.ca/2015/03/christopher-moot-poole-is-liar.html

8ae6df No.78068

>>78066
> in fact, he long ago sent me an email in which he accused me of being a 'racist' before I even knew who he was.
Is he ever going to figure out that there is no way that was actually moot

ed0de1 No.78071

>>78068

He's a Libertarian, what do you think?

db46d2 No.78072

>>78068

He claimed somewhere that it was the same email he uses, but it could have been spoofed.

9207ab No.78082

>>78066

He should have taken that stolen dank menes from 4chan and doodled "I am glad that we live in a world of a fair use" under it.

2c9778 No.78083

File: 1426452936994.gif (2.49 MB, 853x480, 853:480, STOP JonTron.gif)

>>78066
Is Ben really Chris Chan?

d1564d No.78107

>>78083

Much like Chris, he's even announced that he's leaving comics because of the stressful tortures brought about by vile parodies.

bc9ee2 No.78136

>>78071
>He is a Libertarian
And?

db46d2 No.78177


b50801 No.78192

>>78177
lulz acquired
How come that faggot never got 4chan's records subpoenaed?

a7cf21 No.78194

>>78177
> Even a recent podcast interview I had? It was all chopped up and distorted to make it appear that I’m speaking words of hate—it too was altered into racism and anti-Semitism.

I'd like to hear this.

c80400 No.78266

>>72821
>/pol/
>socialism

That was a good one, Ben.

15353b No.78267

>>78136
Well, according to /pol/, anyone that isn't a national socialist is a fucking retard and needs to be "shown the way."

b50801 No.78268

>>78266
To be fair, people who consider themselves Nazis or WN often have major issues with libertarians. It's entirely possible that stormfags did a lot of the edits to discredit Garrison.

b50801 No.78270

>>78267
>/pol/ is one person
You are part of the problem. Telling people that the politics board is only for the far right discourages sensitive leftist faggots from discussing politics and encourages memesters like KOP. In reality, /pol/ is a board that anyone can use to talk about politics and news, and its userbase is anyone who posts on it for any reason.

c80400 No.78274

>>78268
The edits were started by a Jew. I'm not even kidding. Ask /pol/ for the screencap.
>>78267
I don't have the 8chan numbers but according to a poll on halfchan /pol/ about 34% of users were Libertarian, from what I remember. I class myself among them.

I'd actually be behind Ben if he hadn't reacted by branding all of us socialist, NEETs, etc. At first it was just a few users making edits that wouldn't have made it outside the board. By lumping us all together he turned the entire board against him. More than anything I think it's his lack of self-awareness as to how his own actions provoked people. I think if he realised his mistake and apologised, a fair amount of /pol/ would respect him for it.

15353b No.78276

>>78270
>pulls out the "/pol/ isn't one person" argument
If you honestly think people act on the "one person" mentality when criticizing the popular opinion, you're a bigger part of the problem than anyone.

>discourages sensitive leftist faggots from discussing politics

That's done well and good enough by members sperging out and spamming >>>/leftypol/ links whenever someone posts an unpopular opinion.

The NatSoc element of /pol/ doesn't want a political discussion, they want a hugbox of their very own; the board owner and moderators are the closest things to level-headed you get on that board.

b50801 No.78281

>>78274
I know the screencap. It's not really evidence of anything, though.

Ben just had to stay true to his libertarian ideals, but of course those stopped at his wallet. Being a chemtrail fag, though, critical thought is probably not one of his strengths.

b50801 No.78286

>>78276
>the popular opinion
Why don't you take an internet poll to find out what it is? :^)

I agree that the existence of /leftypol/ is detrimental to the health of a politics board. I think it's unfortunate /leftypol/'s administration are too retarded to see that.

db46d2 No.78380

>>78194

Check the OP. There are more videos and webms floating around too.

>>78276

>the board owner and moderators are the closest things to level-headed you get on that board.


Good joke. In any case the way I see it, it's /leftypol/ that sought to make a "hugbox" in the first place. I'm gonna leave it at that because this isn't a thread about /pol/, and I'm fairly certain there already is one.

db46d2 No.78381

>>78274

That screencap of an anonymous poster doesn't prove anything, but even if it were true then it probably doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure some of the edits were made by a tripfag called "cashforTOLD, who I think was a Jew, but does that actually mean anything? Would Ron Paul have won the election and made anime real if nobody bullied Ben Garrison?

a63156 No.101535

>>72839

I would like to second this.


a63156 No.101536

File: 1429725096860-0.png (32.84 KB, 635x184, 635:184, DEFILE THE JEWISH VIRGIN.png)

File: 1429725096860-1.png (47.16 KB, 627x271, 627:271, Aryan vs Predator.png)

The fake, jewish, libertarian copy of Ben "Wehrmacht Bitches At" Garrison often shows up to defend his honor in comment fields. Pic related.


9ec71d No.102038

File: 1429813487088.jpg (2.25 MB, 1052x5139, 1052:5139, 1399764536826.jpg)

>>101536

Uncle Ben still doesn't understand the Streisand effect, apparently.


380036 No.104207

File: 1430233401309.webm (3.06 MB, 320x180, 16:9, FNN-_Baltimore_Protesters….webm)


52cc4b No.104213

>>104207

Top fucking kek! how did i miss this?


f1fb3e No.104268

I've got no idea what's going on in this thread, I just wanna be part of the obama cyber warrior team, where do I sign up?

My job history includes active duty in the internet hate machine, habbo raids and second life trolling


de1c67 No.104270

>>72839

>>101535

Thirded, with the clarification that it most likely wasn't anywhere close to six fucking million in the first place, maybe a couple million and most of those from diseases rampant in the camps. Definitely would like to see a kike purge within my lifetime, though. Maybe some Mudslimes and niggers as well, but the kikes get priority.


380036 No.104292

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


8dec1f No.104319

File: 1430255056351.webm (3.6 MB, 400x300, 4:3, ben garrison.webm)


a4cf10 No.104499

File: 1430283931570.png (164.31 KB, 1799x338, 1799:338, ben_posts_on_pol.PNG)

the false, anti-nazi Ben has been posting in /pol/

https://8ch.net/pol/res/1870935.html#1875491


8ae6df No.104502

>>104499

Looks like he's gone to bed but it's legit.

http://garrisongraphics.blogspot.com/2015/04/8chan.html


469826 No.104505

>>104499

Why is Hotwheels burning? I thought they had things in common, like being libertarian, why the hate? Sorry if I break the Ben "Every Kike on a Pike" Garrison.


8ae6df No.104507

>>104505

Reading through Zyklon Ben's posts now, in his words:

>BTW, the Hot wheels drawing wasn't meant to be mean. I see the kid as suffering a huge inequity in life and he is living in a virtual hell. Still, I'd like to see him become a tad more responsible and respectful. I think he will with age. I actually wish him well.

Also apparently Moot banned him from 4chan lol


4295a4 No.104518

>>72877

I thought Ben did racist cartoons, like A. Wyatt Man. What's he talking about with 8chan making them into hate memes?


469826 No.104519

>>104507

Hotwheels seems doing pretty well for a man with his condition.


7dcac5 No.104533


2c9778 No.104539

File: 1430301301198.png (484.44 KB, 853x476, 853:476, Men's Rights Activists (te….png)

If Ben's posting on full/pol/, does this mean he might visit /cow/ too?


2af656 No.104541

File: 1430302326155.jpg (226.12 KB, 700x549, 700:549, shiling - edited.jpg)

>>104502

>Some of the kids there were smart and had some kind things to say.

I'm suprised he didn't call us NEET, white-supremacist, overweight, basement-dwelling nazi trolls. He seemed quite mad when he was here.


2af656 No.104542

>>104499

>Being kind and brotherly to /pol/

>>104533

>Sucking up to hotwheels

Perhaps he's trying to be based in order to get Anons to stop mocking him.


4393a6 No.104586

Is there a link from http://grrrgraphics.com/ to garrisongraphics.blogspot.nl/ ? I can't find one. It is still possible that his twitter got hacked and someone just made a drawing in the same style as Ben. Look at the signature. Are there any other cartoons where he uses that signature?

This still could all be fake.


4393a6 No.104587

>>104586

Also:

>garrisongraphics.blogspot.nl/

>.nl

Why would he be using a dutch website?


7e8d32 No.104593

>>104587

That's blogspot's doing. If you're in England and you visit an American blogspot, it will show up as blogspot.co.uk.


8ae6df No.104594

>>104586

Ben Garrison is not a celebrity. Why are you so skeptical that he would post here that you find it more believable that a superhacker with the uncanny ability to replicate his art style compromised every single account connected to his name?


4393a6 No.104601

>>104594

I'm just saying that if the blogspot is really his, there should be a link from the main website to it.


8ae6df No.104613

>>104601

I don't see why you think that. He's not a media professional. It's good not to take shit at face value, but c'mon dude, that blog has been active since 2006 and with a corresponding twitter confirmation it's just silly to doubt it. Other than the first couple of posts Ben wasn't even acting all that crazy in /pol/, he was just shooting the shit with anons.


bf9902 No.104662

File: 1430338862847-0.png (494.29 KB, 1851x1400, 1851:1400, KZi1iBz.png)

File: 1430338862863-1.gif (972.92 KB, 312x213, 104:71, giphy.gif)

ITS HAPPENING


b1e481 No.104669

>>104587

NL stands for NiggerLyncher.


c0c324 No.104730

I sent Ben an email. I didn't save the original copy, but I do have his reply.

>First of all, it's not 'editing.' They're defacing my work into hate. I never allow anyone to alter my work.

>

>Secondly, I did publish my book after all. Many concerned young people urged me to release it and so I did. I plan on an ebook version soon…it will be more affordable.

>

>Trolls love to destroy the lives and reputations of people for sport and laughter. When their free speech destroys the free speech of another, then it becomes tyrannical speech and tramples justice.

>

>Anonymous shadow people have so muddied the waters that I am unable to communicate clearly. Every cartoon I've drawn has been defaced into hatred and anti-Semitism. I have the right to the words I write and the cartoons I produce to exist as I intended. When I no longer have that right, my free speech is destroyed. But apparently the free speech of a mob of invisible anons is more important and precious than a real person who puts his real name on his own work. My reputation has been ruined by an unaccountable and irresponsible mob who think perpetuating an immoral and libelous meme for fun is more important the communicating ideas and engaging in civil discourse. LULZ trumps everything with them.

>

>My worry is as they continue to abuse 'free speech' it will provide big government an excuse to step in to regulate and control what can and can't be said. I don't want that. This does not conflict with my belief that Facebook should remove hate pages. There are stated community standards and using Facebook, which the trolls do not own, to cry for the murder of human beings based on skin color or religion are rightfully taken down. The trolls are free to start their own websites and pay for them with their own money if they want to spew such things–nobody is stopping them. That's their legal speech. Few will do that because they prefer to hide behind a blanket of anonymity and stir up trouble for shits and giggles.

>

>Ben

I followed up this email with the following but he has not responded. I'm assuming he is choosing to ignore it.


776d50 No.104734

Think of how much fucking money Ben would make if he did commissions for 8chan NEETs instead of being a self-righteous faggot; as if anyone cares about his shitty politics and "muh libburtarrynasm".


da69d8 No.105015

File: 1430409378188.jpg (96.08 KB, 640x1053, 640:1053, image.jpg)


aaa97f No.105016

>>72821

Dat emotion


b2334b No.105116

>>104662

http://8ch.net/pol/res/1870935.html#1875491

What a fucking thread

Ben Garrison hates m00t as he's a scoundrel and he banned him from /pol/

APEX KEK


9ffd5c No.110179

He's not a cow and the chans in general need to back off, he's the greatest living political cartoonist.


f7eb0e No.112280

File: 1431738878653.jpg (76.7 KB, 416x424, 52:53, bengarrison.jpg)

Hey guys, I'm writing a biography on Zyklon Ben, and I need some feedback. Here it is an excerpt from the ending:

The rubble overwhelmed Ben Garrison. He fought evil the best he could. The liberal media, the Jews, the niggers, and every multiculturalist group piled their filth on Zyklon Ben and yet he repelled every lie they forced upon the world. The just cause meant heavy resistance. Rabbi Shlomo Rothschild towered over Ben. Standing on a lift, Shlomo started to pour a clear liquid over the building's trusses and rafters. He drove his heavy machinery around, spreading the liquid's heavy fumes wherever he went.

"Was getting caught part of your plan?" the Chosen One yelled.

"No, it can't be. I was supposed to stop you."

"It's happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it. This problem ends with you." The rabbi drew out his tail and grabbed a blow torch with it. He drew the flame near the liquid and it ignited. The fire spread across the building and soon smoke filled the entire room. Ben, "a .22 in every Jew," Garrison tried all he could to push the pile of foreskins off of him, but the weight of mutilation was too much for him. The fire slowly traveled to the ground floor where Ben was trapped and the excess skin caught fire. The penile leftovers quickly shriveled up and burned away.

"I hope the weight of Christian flesh doesn't overwhelm you. Soon, 365,000 tons of metal will crush you." Ben began to shed tears.

"Lord, give me strength to right this wrong and all wrongs. You cannot let this evil win." The Jew laughed.

"You stupid, stupid goy. Do you think Jesus is going to help you? Is God going to save you? You fucking fool, I am God!" The rabbi screeched a sound so loud that it numbed Ben's senses. Soon Shlomo's yell turned into a cackling, and soon after a laughter. He laughed verociously as the flames engulfed the building. The skin, almost crushing Ben Garrison, burned away slowly. "This building is going to crush you like the King David Hotel crushed the English. All you pesky goyim will die." Ben let out a fearsome roar and freed himself from the burning foreskin. He kicked the burning mass off of him and stood up. The Jew's eyes opened wide.

"But how? I calculated it all. The building was supposed to collapse and kill you!" Ben "the Walking Holocaust" Garrison simply grinned as he looked up towards the reptilian creature.

"You've caught yourself in your own trap of lies." Shlomo started to pant as he did not have the biological capacity to sweat. "If only your cold blood could appreciate the fire you've started."

"You can't stop us! Even if I die with you, we're shutting it down!" Ben, "the Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv," Garrison cracked his knuckles and glared at the Rabbi.

"You never learn. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams." Ben Garrison then jumped 7 feet into the air, catching hold of a steel pipe attached, on each side, to the walls of the building. He began spinning his body around the steel bar, gaining speed and momentum. After the sixth rotation, he released his grip on the shaft and sent himself flying. In flight, he extended his right leg and tightened his stance. In a single moment, his boot came in contact with the Jew's face, crushing his abnormally long nose. Rabbi Shlomo Rothschild was kicked off his pedestal and backwards. His body fell down as chilled blood escaped his face. Before the Jew could land on the floor twenty feet above him, he was caught by a burning furnace. A painful screech came out of the red hot oven. The yell's pitch increased exponentially and then silence covered the room. The only sound that could be heard was the heat burning away the reptilians skin and bone.

"That one's for Jesus." Ben jumped off the platform and landed on the dirt floor. He walked out of the burning building knowing the flames would eventually subside. Nobody knows where Ben, "One Man Auschwitz," Garrison went off to after his final fight. Some speculate that he moved to Argentina, to be with his German brethren. Others think he ascended to heaven to be with the Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit. And some others believe he is still fighting the good cause here at home. Either way, common knowledge dictates that, wherever Ben Garrison is, he is crushing every threat to the white race with him.

See you later, Space Nazi.

So what do you think? I'm thinking about finishing this book, selling it, and then sending Ben Garrison a free copy. This is just a rough draft, so my descriptive detail will improve, but this is the general idea for how I'm going to end the book. Would /pol/ be interested in helping me write this book and publishing it?


dfc263 No.112433

>>112280

>Implying Ben "My Oven is Always Preheated" Garrison would worship a dead kike on a spike

9/10, reeks of jew influence


dfc263 No.112670

>>73029

Say what you will about A Wyatt Mann, but the man at least had a sense of rythm.


2ddc15 No.112687

File: 1431821481730.jpg (19.08 KB, 500x367, 500:367, jijfuckingwatmaat.jpg)


b458af No.112701

File: 1431822672089.png (24.06 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1428241731050.png)

>>110179

Could the savior of the white race be among us?


c111f8 No.112722

>>112687

>>112701

Tell me what's so funny about Ben Garisson then, I'd love to be enlightened.


e5a5c6 No.112737

File: 1431828657106.jpg (560.02 KB, 1600x1091, 1600:1091, hate_speech_cartoon.jpg)

>>112722

he's a fair-weather libertarian and a massive hypocrite. Pic related


bd5ffc No.112768

File: 1431836548835-0.jpg (174.77 KB, 600x751, 600:751, 1431821354236.jpg)

File: 1431836548836-1.png (957.42 KB, 1272x1116, 106:93, 1430617231020.png)

If you fucks keep defaming ben, he'll get you.


a058f0 No.112792

>>112737

If I had a career worth saving and this happened to me, considering we live in a country where disliking Jews is almost as stigmatized as pedophilia, I might react the same way.


5ce2f5 No.112796

>>104541

god this image is 10/10


5d8b35 No.112798

>>112792

>Recoiling at even the thought of being considered an anti-semite

Good goy.


a058f0 No.112801

>>112798

I said IF I had a career worth saving.


4b9d67 No.112802

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5d8b35 No.112804

>>112801

>Implying there's a career worth being a complacent good goy for


a058f0 No.112805

>>112804

Booze and porn and I don't care what happens to the rest of you gentile fucks.


5d8b35 No.112812

>>112805

Then there's really no reason for you to be disputing me calling you a good goy, is there?


a058f0 No.112814

File: 1431846905108.jpg (128.79 KB, 750x1061, 750:1061, 291904463.jpg)


ccc56c No.112846

>>78380

> the way I see it, it's /leftypol/ that sought to make a "hugbox" in the first place.

/pol/s been a hugbox since the late life of /new/.

Political discussion on the internet is never civil or enjoyable.


dfc263 No.118023

http://knowyourmeme.com/blog/interviews/qa-with-ben-garrison

Ben "Rape and Kill Every Shill" Garrison was recently interviewed by knowyourmeme. He lived up to his name, Ben "The Shoa Must Go On" Garrison, by stating that he will still press charges against the kike shills editing his cartoons — including Luggage Lad himself.


c63332 No.118053

>>78066

that's not his real blog you cockface>>78066


a83ba3 No.118055

>>112798

Poes law. Be careful, some of the autists here take that ubermensch shit seriously, even though they are genetically defective. Autism is a form of developmental retardation. Like how schizophrenia is a genetic disease.


82d01a No.129420

File: 1434714825347-0.png (828.03 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:34:38.png)

File: 1434714825347-1.png (699.85 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:34:06.png)

File: 1434714825347-2.png (741.43 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:33:37.png)

File: 1434714825347-3.png (686.17 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:33:00.png)

File: 1434714825454-4.png (868.68 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:32:48.png)

>>118023

I think his book was written before that interview, and before he came to /pol/ (with a diplomatic attitude). You can find it here:

https://mega.co.nz/#!KxNFnLSK!RU7LubpS4Ib9DhuIQXwIEb-5viD95ydXod_v4Hblw84

Pics related are the "troll files" from the book. I might have missed one or two.


82d01a No.129429

File: 1434715846741-0.png (282.15 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:42:20.png)

File: 1434715846741-1.png (151.23 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:42:21.png)

File: 1434715846742-2.png (378.82 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:42:22.png)

File: 1434715846742-3.png (296.02 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:42:23.png)

File: 1434715846743-4.png (281.24 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-13:42:24.png)

I accidentally posted the pics in >>129420 in reverse order.

By the way, who is Butt Nut? I couldn't find anything on him. Anyways, pic related describes how Ben got his wife to trollshield him, and how they think that they really managed to make /pol/acks start whining about copyright infringement.

I have completely missed this happening, but most likely the /pol/acks realised that it was Garrison and decided to mess with him. I mean, who would non-ironcally cry "copyright infringement" on 4chan/8chan? And, just as how /cow/boys would immediately suspect a poster to be Autphag if he started refering to people who disagreed with him as "Tex", /pol/acks would probably assume that someone insisting that Garrisons trolls were all "Butt Nut" was Garrison himself.


c90b4b No.129442

>>129420

>muh hate speech

>shitposting

I love how Zyklon B has become a channer as a result of being trolled.


da22cb No.129444

>>129442

Indeed. The internet is a thing of true beauty sometimes.


82d01a No.129445

File: 1434723376850.png (893.06 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 2015-06-19-16:13:39.png)

>>129442

>>129444

You don't know the half of it. Nice trips, by the way.


dacf76 No.132206

>implying Ben 'One man ethnic plan" Garrison is a cow

He's absolutely based, go back to /leftypol/


5a0666 No.132217

>>132206

Ben "The Ben is mightier than the ZOG" Garrison is not the lolcow, the kikes impersonating him are.

Did you really not get that, or are you trying to cover your tracks, Shlomo?


74b93c No.136417

File: 1436456738757.jpg (109.71 KB, 500x457, 500:457, .jpg)

>>129420

>>129429

>>129445

Will someone please just rip the drm off of this book and provide the pdf.

please and thanks


790cd6 No.136471


74b93c No.136498

File: 1436468468276.jpg (15.2 KB, 298x379, 298:379, bald derp.jpg)

>>136471

How about you go ahead and download it, then attach the pdf to your post. thanks!


933c54 No.136502

File: 1436469397566.pdf (4.82 MB, 1431663849267.pdf)

>>136498

Here, you lazy cunt.


74b93c No.136507

>>136502

thanks. I actually figured the link was to horse porn, or worse. haha.


790cd6 No.136524

>>136498

>>136502

I didn't know that was even possible.


1af046 No.136761

>>136502

Everyone should read this shit. I think he's pretty sensible about most of what he says about politics in the first half, but once you get to the part titled "z- zyklon Ben" its all about trolling and hate speech.


790cd6 No.136769

>>136761

The original version of the book is about politics until "G - Good Goy Ben". After that it's about shilling.


2fd81f No.137737

Anti-raid bump.


6297cc No.139927

File: 1437265143489.png (46.55 KB, 1135x429, 1135:429, Ben Garrison.PNG)

>>72821

Poor Ben, I wrote to him and suggested that he make a page on his website with all his comics and a disclaimer saying that anything not on the page was not done by him.

He responded with pic related. You know what, I don't think he's entirely wrong. When the top search results for you are Nazi, nigger-lynching memes, to the point where even news shows are making reports (admitted poorly researched) on you, it becomes difficult to sustain a career.

What do you guys think Ben should do to separate himself from this? How can he let employers and business partners know who the REAL Ben Garrison is because these memes have eclipse and become his identity.

I like the guy. Regardless of whether you like his politics or not, I don't think anyone of us wants him to quit making cartoons. What would you do if you were Ben? Ignoring it till the meme died (it will never die) or is there else we haven't thought of that we can do to help Ben?


17defb No.140026

>>139927

He has to change his name and sell-out, basically do the kind of boring as fuck PC bullshit news sites like, probably whore himself to lefties in the huffpo and shit like that, work the social media angle, etc

The thing about ben is that he's just not a nazi, but he is anti-system and the system hates him and his kind more than they do racist assholes mostly because klanies and the like are idiots who can easily be proven wrong but the anti-system kind while they do say some stupid shit sometimes are actually poking some big holes and because they can be both left and right-wing they are not as easy to target or censor

So if ben wants a successful career he has to do what pays…


50b972 No.140029

>>139927

>make a page on his website with all his comics and a disclaimer saying that anything not on the page was not done by him

http://www.grrrgraphics.com/slideshow.html

Isn't this it?


9def7c No.140068

File: 1437322507759.webm (6.4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Remove_By_Ben_Garrison.webm)


1af046 No.140166

>>139927

He should still just ignore the trolls. You don't get trolled when you're not fun to troll. The presence of zyklon Ben might not go away completely anytime soon, but it'll heavily fade away. Even Chris chan was able to bore most of his detractors once he stopped making videos. Now a days onl a few diehard autists regularly keep up with every minor thing he does.

Ben says ignoring the trolls never worked, but he's full of shit. I'll restate this yet again: nobody was trolling him in 2009, nobody really knew who he was. In fact 2009 predates /new/ and /pol/ meaning the original edits were either made by /b/ or /n/, or more likely Ben has his time line wrong.

Then in 2011 after /new/ was deleted and a little before /pol/ existed he made a blog post complaining about the edits, and that's when 4chon /new/ decided to fuck with him by editing every cartoon they could find and making him out to be a hardcore nazi.

So before he complained he had a few altered comics out there that a some people found funny, but after complained there was a full blown concentrated effort to screw with him. Yet for some reason he still thinks ignoring the trolls didn't work. I guess he wants a total victory which just isn't going to happen.


1af046 No.140172

>>140026

More like he should do more commissions. Comparing him with Chris again, even an autistic idiot was able to capitalize on the people trolling him to some extent.

When he showed up on /pol/ a lot of people requested things, but all he did was that drawing of hotwheels and pepe.


ee6370 No.140203

File: 1437361970835-0.png (47.24 KB, 425x997, 425:997, Ben_Garrison_Where_I_stand.png)

File: 1437361970852-1.jpg (39.12 KB, 300x375, 4:5, 1407947541687.jpg)


efffa2 No.140250

>>140166

It's always come down to how the edits of his cartoons are so much better than the original by any objective standpoint

Ben 'Aryan Utterly Annihilating All' Garrison is a far better artist than Ben Garrison


17defb No.140273

>>140172

I don't think he's gonna get a lot of paid commissions as-is, dude's name is toxic

>>140166

I think the difference is that chris really had nothing going for him so any attention is good attention

But ben even though he wasnt famous (didn't even know the guy until the jokes started) was trying to break into the comic business but now he can kiss that possibility good unless he does what I said in >>140026


1af046 No.140284

>>140273

He'd get commissions from us, but he'd have to accept drawing things he might not be proud of. Hell he could draw furry porn for a living like a good bulk of desperate artists. Every artist has an audience on the internet.

Also if you read his book you'll see that he used to do cartoons for newspapers for years, but he quit to go independent. He could still have a chushy job right now if chose to keep it.

In any case as things are his business model isn't working out if we are to take his word for it. He has to learn to adapt, because nothing but time is going to undo what's been done.


50b972 No.140291

>>140284

>he'd have to accept drawing things he might not be proud of.

There are a good number of /pol/acks who are unironically fans of the fake Ben, and would like non-nazi pictures of anime, memes, and libertarian satire.

The problem with that, as I think he said when he visited /pol/, is that he's not in it for the money.


17defb No.140298

>>140284

>he'd have to accept drawing things he might not be proud of.

>furry porn

Haha nah he rather do shitty sjw comics for newsweek or some shit

>he used to do cartoons for newspapers for years, but he quit to go independent. He could still have a chushy job right now if chose to keep it.

Didn't know that, pretty dumb knowing how much those hacks make


fcd86c No.158181

Exclusive interview with Andrew Anglin, Only on garrisongraphics.blogspot.com

https://archive.is/J48vp

http://garrisongraphics.blogspot.com.es/2015/08/ben-garrisons-exclusive-interview-with.html


1af046 No.158227

File: 1441031650399.jpg (21.17 KB, 386x359, 386:359, 1290507529120.jpg)


a45fc2 No.189484

File: 1450917140092.jpg (437.95 KB, 1200x1513, 1200:1513, andrew_anglin_jail_bait.jpg)


b73bb7 No.189544

>>78066

Does he not understand parody? Everyone with a quarter of a working brain can spot the edits. No one confuses his work for the edits.


d4dfc5 No.189580

>>189544

He understand that incorporating the signature of the author in a parody can be disastrous.

Look, to normies, there's no difference. At this point. Zyklon Ben has been so conflated with the meme to the uninitiated it's fully opaque what's happening.

It's like impersonation trolling like what we do to "the hacker known as 4chan" or ebaum's world.


f120c7 No.189582

>>72827

Nigga, it's fucking ED. They abuse corner pics in a lot of articles and it seems very fitting in this one.


b73bb7 No.189588

>>112737

Not really. A libertarian believes you have the right to free speech and that includes editorial. If you own a site you have the right to control the cocks. It's your wall if you pay for it. YouTube has the right to ban hate speech. If the Nazis want to run their own blogs they can. That cartoon says nothing that doesn't fit the libertarian agenda.

YouTube isn't a monopoly. There are less popular alternatives.

He's rarely a political hypocrite in his cartoons, but in his legal actions and blog… It's like he's self aware and yet not. It's pretty confusing.


d4dfc5 No.189590

>>189588

It can be taken from a trademark point of view. You can and will get your ass sued to oblivion for impersonating a trademark with the aim of destroying its image.

This is no different. Now, it can be argued some of the anti-libertarian socialist types joined in on the trolling.

I feel sorry for ol' ben.(I was a libertarian myself so there's some sympathy still left there)




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