a45d2e No.77104
So he's streaming to complain that someone accused him of murder and rape?
f28de2 No.77111
>>77097that shit is over an hour long, give me the cliffsnotes.
5e17cf No.77116
>>77111Shitposters on twitter have been stating that Ralph murdered and raped (in that order) a 12 year old girl named Rachel in 1998.
KingOfPol and Teridax of the GNAA go on and Ralph proceeds to lose all his spaghetti.
36288c No.77119
>>77097i thought i had been reading articles written by a cleverer man
5e17cf No.77121
Getting mirrored as we speak. Ralph is not living this down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiedRws2OlE f19fd5 No.77125
>>77097Is that really a pic of Ralph? His girlfriend is cute - I thought he'd be better looking and in shape.
5e17cf No.77127
>>77125it's from his online dating profile, no joke
309497 No.77130
>>77125His girlfriend is cute? Are you kidding me?
5c7fbd No.77131
Finally. Everyone involved in gamergate is autistic. Eventually everybody will be caught sperging out.
f19fd5 No.77135
>>77130Lol WTF is that? That wasn't the pic of his girlfriend I saw…
I can't find the pic but I thought they doxed her and when I saw the pic of her, that wasn't her. Or at least I didn't think so.
77710c No.77136
>>77116The AyyTeam is the best lolcow wrangler out there. Ever.
f28de2 No.77140
>>77130that looks like Jeff the killer.
5e17cf No.77142
309497 No.77146
>>77135That is her, her name is Kat Yarborough. Ralph has retweeted her calling her his gf. This is the photo she uses for her twitter avatar.
a9988a No.77147
>>77097Some people should just not take pictures.
f19fd5 No.77148
>>77146Lol yeah, that's the pic I saw. In that pic she didn't look bad but I guess there's a reason it's cropped so tightly.
f28de2 No.77149
>>77146God, why does she look so fucking creepy?
dd7461 No.77150
>>77149Because she's a dead body preserved in formaldehyde
f19fd5 No.77153
Shit, he sounds like a good 'ol boy. I would have never imagined that. Ralph is one of the Duke boys.
>Shilling for KOP and IA
Two of the biggest morons to ever come out of the Goobergate mess.
I always got a kick out of his writing and his rants online always seemed to be somewhat decently put together but IRL he looks and sounds like he's two brain cells away from his own telethon.
36288c No.77155
36288c No.77163
>>77131only the "faces" of it are so, and thats something that somes with being an internet personality.
all the faces of pro and anti are fucking cartoon characters, while the regular humans have actual arguments and a basis for having them other than attention or money.
still talking about both sides
98% of the sjw hate comes from how unlikable its characters are
in the storyline of the internet, they come off as clear bad guys with actual schemes while the gators come off as idiots, nerds, or spergs at worst
death threats went from both sides to both sides
no ones a good guy.
but the faces of both movements are cattle, all.
f69c1e No.77167
>>77149he's fucking a chick with downs
c26a4d No.77172
>>77167I follow gaygate and i have always hated ralph. he is always offended and buttmad and fucking flips his shit if you criticize him
a7e8e8 No.77175
>>77146Honestly she reminds me of this guy that hung out with Die Antwoord.
4d9455 No.77177
>>77175Looks like he has progeria.
36288c No.77181
>>77177i think thats right. he died pretty recently.
4d9455 No.77185
>>77181That's depressing. He will forever be known as an edgy teenager. I'm only assuming his age, since progeria doesn't affect the mind.
3c4039 No.77186
He got really mad at Hotwheels and called him a crippled motherfucker. Webm related.
36288c No.77188
WHAAAAAAATT THE FUCK
i just got to the end of the stream
PAHHHhahahahaha
d00fba No.77192
>>77186KoP was reasonable and not an idiot in this stream.
41d1d3 No.77225
>>77097>fat inbred retard gets cyberbullied and goes crazylol what a gay
7483a9 No.77228
Everyone knew he was a faggot from day one.
One less GG celeb is better for everyone, really.
a45d2e No.77231
>>77186Hotwheels has stated multiple times that most of the people here are only here because moot was a duplicitous jackass. He knows this. It's not exactly a burn.
4a2896 No.77234
>>77231While it's true a lot of people wouldn't be here if moot hadn't fucked up, Hotwheels still had to be competent enough in his own right for 8chan to be the better alternative to cuckchan. Luck definitely helped him out, but it wasn't the only thing he had going for him.
d3c5f7 No.77237
>>77136Ayyteam a shit. They can dish it out but cant take it. When it comes to the bantz they act like little crybaby faggots. Makes sense consider so many of them are halflets
067481 No.77249
>>77231>>77234This.
Moot's fuckup gave him a chance to show what he could do. If he had been a faggot like moot, no one would be here now. HW has proven himself the better owner and 8chan the superior imageboard. And he continues to do so on a continual basis by improving the software, etc.
105957 No.77250
16596b No.77251
>>77250He's right though, whenever I shitpost with them they all descend on me in butthurt fury.
It's honestly fucking hilarious.
a9988a No.77253
>>77146Not pictured: Her fifty acre forehead
Goddamn that's some Myspace shit.
0f12be No.77256
>>77250He is actually right though, they are a bunch of halfchan faggots but that doesn't mitigate the fact that ralph is on another level of faggotry.
9321e4 No.77259
>>77186nobody would give this good ol' boy lardass the time of day if it weren't for hotwheels and 8chan.
bcd0d9 No.77263
>>77146She has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome it seems.
4d9455 No.77269
>>77263You think everyone does
18fe80 No.77277
>>77263I don't know what it is exactly, but there is certainly something wrong with that face, so maybe you are right.
05a9f8 No.77290
>gayyymergate
>redneck
>"I've got a girlfriend unlike you losers!" cliche
>calling everyone an sjw
>"I don't have a problem with criticism!" cliche
I only got 20 minutes in before i stopped because I felt like I shouldn't listen to this without a bingo card
9c6f42 No.77291
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>77186>tell him I said itOH SHIT WE GOT A BADASS OVERHERE
a9988a No.77294
>>77290A stiff drink would be better
cf9f4e No.77296
>>77097The redneck in stream is pretty funny.
05a9f8 No.77300
cf9f4e No.77302
>>77300Which is even funnier. Who'da thunk ralph sounded like he just came out of a Texas rodeo?
b010b5 No.77303
>>77119I thought I'd been reading articles by a thinner man
80e000 No.77308
He'll be feeling this hangover for years.
3862ed No.77311
>>77097Holy shit! He really looks horrendous. No wonder he has so much spaghetti in the pocket.
>>77163This is only partly correct. The reasons why so many spergs are latching to this issue is attention. Also Ralph is clickbait writing hack.
>>77228This. Culling of attention whoring fags made for whatever reasons only made the internet better not worse.
f69c1e No.77399
>>77228shame that they seem to be incapable of not sucking this doughboy's dick
242d5f No.77401
>>77130What is Fetal Alcohol Syndrome for 200, Alex.
bd7957 No.77403
>>77251They are pretty good at making people like Ralph drop the spaghetti like this, at this point they've replaced GNAA as GGs spooky boogeyman after Ralph started going berserk a few days ago.
Shame some of them do act like faggots sometimes, and this is coming from someone who associates with them.
242d5f No.77404
>>77185His artwork is all over Die Antwoord albums and videos.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Botha 005f29 No.77406
>>77186>>that's just how he rolls!topkek
e22eef No.77425
Ralph is a fucking retard autist who let himself get trolled. Had he just shut the fuck up on Twitter and just post his clickbait, he wouldn't have had problems.
Instead, as you all know, ego is a lolcow's greatest enemy. The harder he tries to convince "he doesnt care" by responding to every troll makes him burst with milk.
lol also kop is forever a faggot for crying that lizzy rejected his faggot ass.
90a796 No.77429
>>77130creepy fucking face, holy shit. that forehead is inhumane
>>77146but that pic without forehead is even worse
f69c1e No.77435
>>77425yeah it's weird. he keep saying baph doesn't bother him, but then he goes on to post how he had to call the local pd department and then ??? decided to taunt baph more
a45d2e No.77436
>>77429The eyebrows are what bother me. She's got the dopey-looking eyebrows that Chris-chan and ADF have.
The face in general is oddly-shaped. Maybe Cushing's disease?
bd7957 No.77437
>>77436I made this a bit earlier.
Her face reminds me of those photoshops where people have their faces shrunk for whatever reason.
77710c No.77439
>>77290>bingo card for lolcowsBrilliant idea. Someone fund that shit.
77710c No.77448
>>77403That pic is a depressingly accurate summation of what I witnessed play out on the faGGot-side of /twtr/ yesterday.
Ralph was burning bridges like crazy too. The idiot was even attacking the gator /twtr/fags that pointed at the bullshit between him and Margaret Gel and said: "could you two stop being idiots already?", accusing them of 'doing anything for their "anime logo goddess" or something along those lines.
When you share the same stream as KoP, and KoP, the known lolcow, comes out looking saner by comparison from that stream, congratulations: you're a lolcow.
945767 No.77461
>>77436Autism gives one specific facial features. Not as obvious as in, say, Down Syndrome but they're there.
a9d8db No.77835
She looks like a downie. She's really hot by downie standards, but still.
ee33dc No.77853
>>77448Damn shame.
He can be cogent if somewhat scurrilous. A low-rent weeb Milo has his breakdown I guess. At least it happened at the tail-end of Gamergate .
a3bd60 No.77889
>>77097oh god he has that retarded America Face
a9988a No.77900
>>77439You can just make them. I would do it myself but I don't have photoshop.
I've certainly thought about it, seeing is there is an obvious pattern with many of these cows here.
3ddce7 No.77902
>1 minute in>redneck complaining about "transphobia"lel
>>77403What started the GNAA boogeyman stuff?
I heard way back when weev was posting on /pol/ that teridax and others were SJW sympathisers and trying to fuck with 8ch like the Goons were.
724613 No.77907
>>77192when fucking KOP is the voice of reason in a situation, you're fucking done.
after this trainwreck of a stream, no one will take ralph seriously ever again.
for a tabloid writer to fuck up this badly… that takes true talent. congrats, you dumb faggot.
831bcb No.77908
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I was ready to post this like 4 hours after the stream ended. I got sidetrack so here it is.
bd7957 No.77996
>>77902Not sure either, but most faGGots got pissy over Teridax somehow being on meth whale's whitelist on that blockbot at some point.
Anyone saw that fucking ayyteam stream yesterday, it was fucking boring in places, but it caused some people to sperg out, which is a success in my books 643203 No.77997
>>77996Ayyteams are faggots too. Their antics are hardly a success.
Most faGGots who got pissy about Teridax are either plebbitors or people who still don't know that he is playing both sides.
7831c5 No.78043
>>77437Someone please enlarge her face and tell ralph we fixed his girlfriend for him.
bd7957 No.78051
>>77997bd7957 here in case my ID changed for some reason.
I was in that stream, I was the britbong with a shit micI've talked with them less often now because all I see coming from them is drama due to some moralfaGGot or one of them flinging shit, I usually talk with Vince instead now.
>>78043When I come back later I'll try and do that, also will send it to him on twitter since I'm not blocked by him for whatever reason.
c78c0c No.78052
>/cow/ thinks they are above Gamergate shenanigans.
Come on, /cow/, I know you. Thanks to gg you stop cannibalizing each other.
1755b9 No.78085
>>77404thats how i am aware of him, also im almost positive that Ninja at least lurks on 8chan. he was a halfchanner years ago leading to the /b/-esque quality of their vids. hopefully he made it out.
3881b2 No.78105
>>77186>hotwheels says constantly that he allows anything not illegal>people in gg respect him for this >until they get doxxed so am I missing something? Is doxxing illegal? Does Ralph disagree with hotwheel'es philosophy, even if he does why would he get special treatment?
bd7957 No.78118
>>78105>doxxed>doxxingI won't hold it against you, everyone made that mistake at some point or another.
:^)Doxing isn't illegal last time I checked, all it is is taking publicly available info and compiling it so it can all be seen conveniently.
They only baww because they hate it when it's done to them, but they enjoy it when their enemies get doxed.
Also Ralph is just a giant sperg as evidenced by that drunk stream.
51cb67 No.78153
>>78105GG is personally against doxing for the most part as it's part of what they were accused of doing, that they largely did not.
It's fine on other boards, but dox are generally deleted pretty quickly on /gamergate/. Ralph is also at odds with the staff on that board as well, he put up an article some time back complaining that they'd banned him for linking to his articles. I think this was more an attempt to appear they weren't playing favorites, as the rule is to always link to an archive version.
5ea683 No.78165
>>78153IIRC /Gamergate/ didn't ban links to his site, but /v/ did.
97fa20 No.78172
Is he taking bong hits? He just sounds like an idiot. He should take another hit before he gets another panic attack.
f5a4d0 No.78174
>>78118It can be illegal if the website has a gun sight over the names or something. Depends on the context.
41d1d3 No.78193
>>78172Yes, he's drunk and high and recording his bitchfit for posterity.
ff8206 No.78217
>>78105It depends
Revealing a person's name, phone number and address is not illegal. If it were, there wouldn't be so many White Pages type sites where you can pay to access that information.
Obviously more sensitive information like Credit Card details and Social Security are illegal to reveal.
If you publish someone's personal information with malicious intent, ie if you dox someone and tell people to go hurt them and they come to harm or end up dead, you can be held legally accountable.
ff8206 No.78223
>>78105Also
>hotwheels fucked a man What the fuck Hotwheels?
d8b1b1 No.78244
>>78223No, HW didn't fuck a tranny. You ever wonder why he implemented PGP signing for all his administrator posts? It's because of that pic.
ff8206 No.78247
>>78244Oh thank god. I was scared that Hotwheels was a faggot for a second.
7a86f5 No.78359
>>77263Sometimes people are just born ugly.
3881b2 No.78365
>>78244>>78247Just because the pic's fake doesn't mean he didn't fuck a tranny
2bb0d9 No.78376
>>78365He's got a point
How do we know hotwheels isn't a ladyboy aficionado? Can you prove otherwise? I mean, he did move to the Philippines.
724613 No.78390
>>77097i can imagine ralph saying "Squeal like a pig!" a lot.
fe782a No.78473
>>78376That's what proves he's not into ladyboys. If he were he would have just gone to Thailand. The Philippines is where you go if you want yellow ladies with vanilla fever.
ff8206 No.78475
>>78473>If he were he would have just gone to ThailandIs that why they call it Bangkok?
9c6f42 No.78477
>>78473
>That's what proves he's not into ladyboys. If he were he would have just gone to Thailand. The Philippines is where you go if you want brown ladies who want money.FTFY
90a796 No.78479
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3fbe1c No.78487
>>77997Nigga you don't have to be a redditor to despise teridax's low effort trolling. They didn't even milk effectively from the beginning, its just a bunch of neckbearded /pol/acks circlejerking in IRC. Even BWC trolled harder.
f691fc No.78499
>>77130That's no forehead, that's a 5 and a half head.
7483a9 No.78878
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/577566115083210752Ralphie is upset that some nobody he doesn't like is writing something he doesn't approve of.
hastag's ITOLDYOUSO
Newsflash, tard:
No one cares lol
724613 No.79029
I listened to the whole stream. I always knew Ralph was a fucking moron, but goddamn.
At least it was a little less painful than hearing Liana K sperg out in her stream
That ending though. Holy shit, my sides will never be the same.
9aae3c No.79149
>>77237at this point ~*"trolling"*~ is so dead that NSA suits have a manual for it
congratulations, you managed to read five paragraphs and then insert tab A into slot B, but also you picked a target that won't get you sent to an FBI black site (e.g. no one from NYC)
what a hilarious jokester you are, you have a basic understanding of human behavioral dynamics similar to that of a PUA, except that your negging does not get you laid
Jon: outgroup
Garfield: innnngrouuup Jonnnnnn
[ Garfield EXPANDS to blot out the SUN]'
Please retumbl this post with your choice of a) shocked, incredulity b) feigned, asthmatic incomprehension c) hi Ralph d) shut up faggot e) combo ($10 extra :^) and under no circumstances forget to tip your waiter
9aae3c No.79169
>>79149also, please bear in mind that, no matter what service you use to launder your conclusions, in the end, your efforts in the case of the fat southern proleman redound to anti-GG, which isn't a problem because they're too low-status and earnest. End result: status quo preserved and you didn't even get paid for your work(?)
067481 No.79175
>>78878No one cares because everyone knows Liana waffles between pro and neutral. Ralph "calling it" is like calling that Mike Tyson would beat Pee Wee Herman in the first round.
However, if you want to start fireworks, that other cow, Kim Crawley, sees Liana as her arch-nemesis for some reason. She's tried to bait Liana on Ghazi, but either Liana hasn't fallen for it or hasn't seen it.
TBH, Liana is pretty smart, so she probably won't fall for it unless Crawley gets under her skin.
717470 No.79241
>>79175If Ralph wrote a hitpiece on Liana over Crawley's claim of getting stiffed by the Kerzners over tech support (lol), he could get 4 udders for the price of 2.
3b3dcd No.79436
Ralph is a huge fucking faggot I'm glad /cow/ is paying attention to him.
I don't care if you're a fat stoner but bragging about it is LMAO
e5dfc0 No.79447
>>79149>>79169what in holy hell are you talking about son
lgod damn, i don't follow ralph/ia/kop because gg stuff is fucking retarded, but the sheer schizo of your post is baffling.
can like…someone translate? like….is he saying trolling is easy so the people doing it shouldn't be proud (fair enough) but they're also NSA plants trying to preserve the status quo of video game politics?
aut you speak crazy right? make yourself useful
7e956d No.79461
c4cdf2 No.79498
It's worth noting that someone from the ayyteam ended up releasing IA's dox like a few months ago on ED. They are truly gonna bring about the GG shitstorm of the century if they keep fucking around. It's gonna be hilarious.
309497 No.79627
309497 No.79658
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well, he would know
6da5f0 No.79744
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I hope Ralph becomes the next True Capitalist Radio.
9d13a5 No.79859
/gg/ must really be dead if you can actually lol at them without the GGIDF showing up to insist that they're not lolcows and that all enemies of /gg/ are the lolcows.
>>77119>>77303taking /gg/ seriously? u got played.
947b90 No.80027
>>78085Well, considering they are playing at the Sasquatch Festival up here in the glorious Pacific Northwest I think we can assume they made it out.
a45d2e No.80092
>>79859GG won't be "dead" for a long time, there will probably always be a few hardcore supporters who still think they can win.
6da5f0 No.80096
>>80092>there will probably always be a few hardcore supporters who still think they can win.Case In Point: KnowYourMeme.
f980c7 No.80176
Ralph is fucking jaleous of a crippled midget in a wheelchair… (No offense HW)
76a52f No.80183
>>79859Go home, Yasmin. No one missed you.
42a55f No.80504
>>80092>>80183who's yasmin?
and if there's a few losers having a circlejerk isn't that the exact same thing as dead? even if there are a few chanology leigionfags on a forum somewhere would you consider that alive and well?
51cb67 No.80573
>>80092>>80504>>80027>>79859Okay, first off, there are at this moment over 1800 people posting on /gamergate/. It's not dead, it's not dying down, it's not going away. It's never going to end.
Second, all the other GG threads on this board were clearly ridiculously salty personal army requests. Just "LOL I HATE THESE PEOPLE SO THEY MUST BE COWS!" They sucked.
Based on what I've seen in this thread, while there's a lot of ween, Ralph is the closest you've come to an actual lolcow from GG, and the reality is we have thicker skin than you. If he fucked up, he should be mocked for it. If it's funny, you should laugh at him. If you think you can get milk, go for it.
In my opinion though, you should lay off his girlfriend. All you know about her is that she's not terribly attractive. That's unfortunate, but not cow material and just makes you look petty.
But yeah, speaking personally, I just neither found anything to defend about Ralph or the topic very interesting. Maybe I'll be laughing at him when I actually bother to sit through the stream.
The anti crowd estimated how big GG was a few weeks ago to try to make us seem smaller, know what the number they came up with was? 200k. That's the smallest estimate for GamerGate. Doug TenNaple did a Q&A on /v/ a few days ago to voice his support for GG.
It's only gotten a bit quieter because GG has basically won every victory. Patrick Klepick left GiantBomb, Adam Sessler is unemployed, Leigh Alexander left GamaSutra, MovieBob and Jim Sterling both left TheEscapist, Rock, Paper Shotgun is going out of business, Zoe Quinn fled the country, Anita Sarkeesian is despised even by other feminists at this point, Ghazi announced it's closing down in the wake of their big voices basically all admitting their site sucks.
You lost. Completely, totally and utterly. That's why attention's shifting to stuff like ComicGate.
b10589 No.80578
>>80573lol how broken are you if you think anyone who doesn't shovel your dumb shit down their throats obviously must be one of the SJWs trying to "kill" gaming
d49ab7 No.80581
>>80578>yer delusionalethan pls.
51cb67 No.80585
>>80578I don't see anything resembling a counterargument in that "LOLI'MSONOTMAD" reply.
309497 No.80675
>>79859Took them awhile, but here they are.
a45d2e No.80701
>>80573>In my opinion though, you should lay off his girlfriend. All you know about her is that she's not terribly attractive.Fuck off. Civilization is falling apart around you and you're hung up about some dumb assholes flitting around E3 thinking they're demigods. Don't try to keep other people on-point.
747b7c No.80726
>>80701Eh only if you're autistic and melodramatic.
18c737 No.80734
>>80573>GG won every victorytop jej
>Gamasutra getting more traffic than ever>Intel going back to Gamasutra>advertisers stopped giving a fuck as soon as it became clear that gamergate is organizing mass email campaigns>wikipedia article is still as it was at the beginning despite months of fighting >people like Zoe and Wu are getting more money from patreon than everI wouldn't hear about half the people you listed if it weren't for gamergate making them popular
bd2574 No.80737
>>80734Intel was forced back to Gamasutra, because of a pre-requisitive to be part of a special benefits program for GDC. Gamasutra's entire purpose is an advertising lapdog for GDC.
e2d06f No.80742
>>80573I'm former gg, still sympathetic but despondent. A few questions for you:
>Ralph is the closest you've come to an actual lolcow from GGWhat about KoP?
>Anita Sarkeesian is despised even by other feministsSource? (Christina Hoff Sommers and other conservative feminists don't count.)
76a52f No.80746
That's the thing, you can clearly tell all these "B-B-BUT GUYS!!! GAMERGATE ARE THE REAL LOLCOWS! THEY'RE THE *REAL* SPERGS! NOT US!!!" are all the same fucking person.
The same fucking person whose been trying to get /cow/ to turn on "MRAs" and "/pol/" for years despite the utter apathy of the community. The same person who's been defending SJWs in the tumblr generals since they started. The same person who gets extremely touchy whenever a "protected group" gets mocked.
It's all clearly the same fucking person. Has been for years.
9940be No.80752
>>80742>Anita Sarkeesian is despised even by other feministsShe's not. Every where she speaks, she is an "acclaimed feminist critic of video games". Every major news publication on her calls her a feminist.
Sorry, but feminists are nowhere near getting her off the boat.
747b7c No.80764
>>80746I have no idea if that person really is the same person as the one who made the previous threads (You should ask Jews to confirm it for you since he has access to that kind of information). I will say however that KingofPol's autistic chimpout involving gamergate was amusing in a lolcow sort of way and you'd be an idiot to not see how Ralph's chimpout in the posted video is incredibly lolcowish. Similarly /gamergate/'s autismal overreaction to percieved shills when they are clearly being baited by trolls is also hilarious. Don't get me wrong, the antis of gamergate are generally terrible people but you'd have to be an idiot to not see some of e-celebs in particular are autistic as hell.
>MRASBut MRAs are indeed as autistic as social justice warriors, merely on the different side of the spectrum personal beliefs wise. Both groups are comprised of mentally stunted and over emotional idiots. Even in the early days of /cwc/ we've had discussions about PUAS and loveshys.
18c737 No.80871
>>80737>GDC has enough power to coerce Intel into anythingpicture related
c63bdf No.80972
>>80573> Zoe Quinn fled the country>Anita Sarkeesian is despised even by other feminists at this point,>Ghazi announced it's closing down in the wake of their big voices basically all admitting their site sucks.Wait what? I'm out of the loop here, sources?
I'd imagine that Anita is something of a KOP situation in that she's disliked but is tolerated because she's useful
a5ef01 No.80980
>>80573such delusion
sjws are living like kings thanks to coming into the radar so strongly
and on the media gg has been nothing but a trainwreck. reading the wikipedia article is just painful
6694c6 No.80985
>>80972
>asking for sources>on /cow/wrong location nigger
212212 No.80994
>>80573I don't care about videogames. I've got no political motives besides laughing at nerds. You should know that your butthurt autistic and paranoid wall of text is full-cream milk.
Your limited exposure tactics are bullshit too: KingOfPol is a cow but he's the only one! Ralph is a cow but he's the only one! Aurini and the other tard doing the sarkeesian effect are cows but they're nothing like the rest of gamergate. Etc. Etc.
976c8a No.81003
>>77153>two brain cells away from his own telethon.Muh sides
7483a9 No.81028
724613 No.81036
>>80972>KOP >usefuleven before he dropped all his spaghetti, he was as useful as a cat flap in an elephant house.
35094c No.81055
>>80994>Aurini and the other tardTo be fair, the Sarkeesian effect guys aren't really connected to gamergate, other than the occasional shilling by MundaneMatt, at least as far as I can tell
>>80573….Do you believe your own hype? The Zoe Quinn fleeing the country thing's bullshit, most feminists (excluding the shrill harpies at Jezebel & DailyDot) don't give a shit about Anita or mildly praise her AT BEST (though more people are starting to hate McIntosh), and Ghazi's been forced to declare itself "pro-diversity in gaming, something Gamergaters aren't (they're words not mine)". It hasn't closed down at all.
Fuck this ComicGate bullshit. If you're going to "save gaming", don't get distracted by what some 2-bit hack writer at Marvel is doing. Let /co/ deal with that shit.
And people wonder why the /gamergate/ board gets shit on as a cesspool of autistic idiocy sometimes…
51cb67 No.81059
>>80734Intel also lost over a billion dollars in the aftermath of all that. They made a lot of bad decisions, and it cost them.
The other advertisers are simply quietly not renewing their contracts with those websites anymore. They've mostly gone to native advertising because they can't get advertisers anymore.
>>80752>>80742>>80972>>80994KoP could have been a lolcow, but his sporadic ability to control his shit and not drop his spaghetti suggests he was doing a character for attention. He chooses when he flips out and acts retarded, and when he acts rational. I'm not saying he's not the spaghetti king, but I think he was just trying to get views, and he miscalculated by alienating his intended audience. He's not technically a part of GG anymore, either.
As for the wikipedia article, Ryulong and all his buddies got permanently banned from wikipedia. It's still shit because there are others, but those people tried and failed to simply delete the article. It will be changed eventually.
As for Sarkeesian, excluding Sommers off the bat is kind of BS, but I wasn't talking about her. In the debate with the feminist pushing the "changethecover" hashtag, she repeatedly trashed Sarkeesian. She said stuff like "Most feminists don't even like her." "Her theories aren't feminist." "I really wish there was another feminist representing us in gaming" and so on. And no, this lady wasn't a rational feminist either, this was one of the tumblr people. Halfway through the debate she's asked for a specific example of a feminist being physically assaulted for something they posted on twitter. She asserts it's "10,000 women a year" and then claims she's been physically assaulted 12 times for what she's posted online, and told a ridiculous story about posting to a facebook group that kids should be taught about being gay and trans in elementary school, and subsequently was attacked with lacrosse sticks by 7 people who chased her into a bathroom, and she only escaped by crawling through the air vent. Or in other words, even the crazies are disowning Sarkeesian.
They're also at odds with her for statements she made at some "how to be a feminist" panel, criticizing her first for being the only one on the panel reading from a script she brought on stage, and second for part of her speech being a spiel against individualism in feminism, and saying feminism must act as a collective, with a focus on "poc, gay and transwomen."
In speeches recently she's also said "fuck you, gamers" and admitted she has to be guarded about everything she says now because every statement she makes is picked apart by thousands of people. And she of course quickly removed the video with "fuck you, gamers" in it after it was posted.
>>80764Candy, can you give an example with how MRAs are similar to SJWs? Something concrete, an actual example, not a "they just are" type statement. I mean a specific MRA specifically saying something batshit crazy, or MRA article or something.
I've looked at plenty of their videos, and in my experience the vast majority of them are like Karen Straughen. Very measured, largely politically neutral, obsessively fact-based.
Now the men's group that is actually very much like feminism are those MGTOW people. I tried watching a few of their videos, and those are full of sour grapes, and those people actually seem to hate women. Of course, this is in part because practically the entire basis of their movement is "let's do to feminists what they do to men."
212212 No.81072
>>81055>>81059GGIDF is in full effect. Don't try stop the milk, let it flow through you.
309497 No.81074
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>>81059Get the fuck back on your cancer board, faGGot.
51cb67 No.81085
>>81072>>81074You're getting salt all over my sides.
212212 No.81088
>>81085You're running out of steam, pls make another wall of text about Vivian James or Goku's dong.
51cb67 No.81103
>>81088It's just, you didn't have an actual counter to any of the things I said. Just "You're proving me wrong, so you're a cow!" and "Go home, gamer!"
This is supposed to be a dairy farm, not a salt mine.
c63bdf No.81109
>>81059One tumblrina trashing Sarkeesian isn't really all that much. I've seen sporadic statements by people identifying as feminist denouncing her here and there but it still seems like there's a lot of support for her.
Did she really say "fuck you, gamers"? Is there a mirror?
309497 No.81112
>>81103You have nothing to say worth responding to. None of it is even on topic. Now, if you are going to white knight for Ralph's drunken ramblings, please do, I would love to hear it. Otherwise, yes, go home, gaymer.
212212 No.81113
>>81103>>81103Well you simply asserted that all the spaghetti drops so far have been expert puppet mastery on KOP's part and that anybody who is comically retarded in your silly little movement isn't really in it. Just like all the weirdos tweeting shit at lazy feminists aren't really a part of it.
So the idea that not giving you enough respect to take you seriously is saltiness is laughable. But I've taken the time to type this out in long form so that it bears the hallmark of honest debate so when you can't actually prove that Ralph and kop aren't all the worst stereotypes of gamers and message boards you're the one that looks like the sophist. Ethics be damned.
tell me about sealions. why do they want serious discussions? 76a52f No.81114
>>81074>>81088Yasmin nobody gives a shit about your vendetta against those evil goofy goobers. I know to you them taking over Twitter is like your holocaust but everybody else is just here to laugh at the human detritus that plopped out of the Tumblr zone to try and fight it.
/cow/ will never turn into your personal army so please go cry about it on your shitty tumblr blog and leave the board alone
<3
309497 No.81115
>>81109>Did she really say "fuck you, gamers"? No. At least not to gamers per se.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhgEuY64ECw#t=16 309497 No.81118
>>81114Who the fuck is Yasmin? I really have no idea what you're on about. But keep on spraying that milk.
207610 No.81119
>>81114Who the fuck is yasmin ? Is there an ED? Why is everyone calling you stupid Yasmin?
And check the thread ID's next time friendo
309497 No.81120
Nobody knows who the fuck Yasmin is!
51cb67 No.81125
>>81115Right, right. She says who she's addressing it to afterwards though, and she does say fuck you.
>>81112>You have nothing to say worth responding toAnd yet, here you are getting salt everywhere.
It was in reply to statements other people in the thread made. And as I stated, I haven't sat through the video in the OP yet. That was half my point, I haven't commented because if Ralph's a lolcow he should be mocked, but currently he just doesn't interest me.
Someone was asserting that because GG wasn't leaping to his defense in this thread it must be dying down. Thing is, GG doesn't care if you mock people who deserve mockery. If you make willfully dishonest statements though, that's going to evoke some responses.
>>81113>Well you simply asserted that all the spaghetti drops so far have been expert puppet mastery on KOP's part and that anybody who is comically retarded in your silly little movement isn't really in it. I said nothing of the sort. KoP officially pulled support of GG when GG started mocking him. They've been calling him King of Cuck and Spaghetti King for maybe five months. GG stopped wanting anything to do with him after he lied to Hotwheels. If you could make him a lolcow, yes he'd still sorta be a GG lolcow, but my point was I don't think you can.
I didn't say he was an "expert puppet master" just that he was manufacturing drama for views. He flipped out for a few days, it cost him his audience, and since then he's been rational and calm in every stream. When I listened to his debate with Geordie Tait, I thought he was going to lose his shit in that stream, but he didn't. If you can find it, give it a listen. I don't know that I could have maintained my calm talking to that guy, Tait's fucking nuts. So how is it KoP can flip out and act like a retard in one stream and then have complete control of his emotions in another, comparatively more tense situation? If you want to try to milk him, by all means, but I just don't think he's going to respond.
>you can't actually prove that Ralph and kop aren't all the worst stereotypes of gamersI have specifically and repeatedly stated if Ralph is a lolcow he should be mocked, but I just haven't watched the stream yet so I don't know how funny this is or isn't. I have not once defended him or his actions. Scrolling through the comments, my only thought besides thinking you really shouldn't be going after his GF was that it's really fucked if he attacked Hotwheels, and he has no real reason to justify doing that if he did.
>>81120Part of /cow/ history. For as long as the board has existed there has been one or two people who flip out whenever SJWs, feminists or trannies are mocked, and shortly after make a personal army thread attacking some other group. For instance, there'd be a thread mocking some specific feminist, or posting screenshots of stuff feminists said or did that was insane. Someone would pop into the thread, say everyone else in it was an MRA, make some very weak insults towards them, then make another post agreeing with themselves. Sometime later a thread about MRAs and how stupid they are would pop up, but without any examples. Just "Boy, they sure are dumb." People inevitably would say "Which ones? Can you give a specific example?" and the reply would be vague generalizations along the lines of "All of them!" "You're only defending them because you are one! lol looks like we found a new lolcow!"
At the time there was a tripfag named yasmin, and one of the times this person tried to derail a thread in this manner, they forgot to take off their tripcode, deleted their post, and reposted without it. But someone took a screenshot before they'd deleted it, and since then it was always assumed to be the same person derailing and shitting on any thread mocking those groups.
I don't think it's all one person, but there is definitely one person who always shits up the board, and their style is very easy to recognize. I always assumed it was either Omega or Rika. Rika because whoever it is, they argue the same way as him, and their personal army requests are posted the exact same way his are. "I think we know who the real lolcow here is. It's time to rise up and destroy them! Go forth and tear them apart, my minions!" etc. all without anything to actually get the board interested. Just "I hate them and they suck so attack them!"
207610 No.81127
>>81125Gg is smart enough to stay anon and I can't be fucked to dig. /gg/ is a weird mess of conspiracies about Obama using fat chicks to kill video games with gay characters so all of them seems pretty apt.
This isn't a gg general it's a Ralph thread so throwing yasmin and rika around is grasping at straws. And there'sva certain amount of interest which makes these threads pop up when CWC rika and coffin aren't blowing up.
309497 No.81129
>>81125KoP seems to think he is a part of gg. He's in the very stream that you refuse to listen to.
We'll make fun of his burn mask of a girlfriend if we want to.
4e81eb No.81139
/baph/ole here; on behalf of /baphomet/, I'd like to thank /cow/ for producing the additional bounty of lulz after we slaughtered Chubs the Arby's rapist. Truly, /cow/boys know what the fuck they're doing when the autists need shepherding.
da1ff5 No.81140
>>81129Of course he does. Remember when he told Jace to clear all of his activities with gamergate communities beforehand? Kop is totally fucking deluded.
a4bc0f No.81141
How on earth do you spill your spaghetti running a simple gg megaphone website? What's his deal anyway?
ef1f94 No.81143
It's good to see /cow/ hasnt abandoned that "too cool for school", smug attitude it always had. Till all you start cannibalizing each other, and the owner gets tired, or a friend of the owner gets attacked and he plugs the plug. Keep going /cow/, you are the "good autists".
ef1f94 No.81144
I wonder what happened with our friend, the military contractor for "Rhodesia".
ff8206 No.81156
Remember when /v/ banned his articles and he was like 'Least I'm still welcome on /cow/'?
Wasn't that funny?
884157 No.81166
>>81143We mock cows while you suck cock.
We know we're fucked but we merely are able to have the self-control to contain our autism from the public sphere
Nice try, Peter….
bb6b14 No.81174
>>81166pretty sure that was someone from /baph/
728789 No.81177
>>81139you don't shepherd cows you herd them. fucks sakes.
bb6b14 No.81179
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>>81156>Remember when /v/ banned his articlesRalph seems to remember, and is bitter wherever anyone mentions it.
724613 No.81187
23dad1 No.81196
>>81179Are we gonna ignore the fact that it was retarded Hotwheels that verified KoP's bullshit leak?
ff8206 No.81201
e4be1f No.81203
>>81196Yes. Because Ralph is the only one who cares. He'll say he knows he's not a journalist but he wants the same respect.
You can't have it both ways, fatty.
"BHUT I DOHN'T CAIR IF IUHM SPILLIN' MAH SPUHGETTEY EVERYWHARUH!"
10/sperg
4e81eb No.81222
>>81177Autists aren't by necessity all lolcows but they can be herded like sheep. Just like gaymergate, you autist. Next time, just take the compliment.
9b0208 No.81223
>>81219Get a fucking grip, Ralph. Your tits are on auto-spray right now.
ef1f94 No.81273
>>81222Hey tough guy, better keep that rage for those terrorist in Afghanistan.
747b7c No.81295
>>81143Why are you so salty m8? You do realize the reason why the other owners were "cannibalized" was because they were either protecting trannies, were trannies, or were furries that didn't understand board culture right? Our latest admin is actually a long time user of the board rather than some sexually degenerate stranger or tranny sympathizer. Cannibalism is also much more preferable than creating autistic echo chambers where dissenting opinions aren't allowed. We don't consider ourselves "too cool for school", we just rather laugh at the autism of varying sites rather than take part in gay internet penis battles. Why are you so salty guy?
8c2dea No.81300
#RalphRapedAndKilledAnArbysBehindAGirlIn1990
0c34bc No.81302
>>81300'98 you stupid fuck.
0c34bc No.81304
>>81179He mad. Typical Ralph though.
0c34bc No.81306
>>81141He's a wannabe Milo but doesn't have the brains to handle it. he's currently in the middle of a negative feedback loop. Most of those views on alexa are from retarded SJWs that look at his shit to gain rage. That's why he has so many views. Clickbait works you know. Downside is it's slash and burn.
In the meantime, might as well relook at the logs:
http://paste.ee/p/fA3CMhttp://paste.ee/p/Sgx4MIn summation, he's got a large ego, and can't take criticism.
8c2dea No.81317
4e81eb No.81324
>>81273>mfw da fuck is going on?I've no idea why you think I'm mad or how that's related to terrorists in Afghanistan so I'm going to assume you're autistic as all fuck (chubs pls go), or do you actually smoke meth and/or crack?
0ca6b4 No.81347
>>81125>Part of /cow/ history. For as long as the board has existed there has been one or two people who flip out whenever SJWs, feminists or trannies are mocked, and shortly after make a personal army thread attacking some other group. Yeah it makes sense that this board would be shilled by butthurt SJWs.
2c5954 No.81570
>>77425>lol also kop is forever a faggot for crying that lizzy rejected his faggot ass.Care to fill me in?
309497 No.81632
>>77436She has a weak chin, looks like she might have a drooling problem, her eyes are set way to far apart and are kind of chinky. Then there is the forehead. This girl looks like her photo was taken with a fish eye lens, even if she wasn't.
Grotesquely fascinating in a way, whereas Ralph is just garden variety butt-ugly
309497 No.81637
>>81570I believe he got drunk in one of those 6 hour long gamergate streams, hit on every female guest, got rejected each time and then cried. I've never heard it so if anyone has a link. . . .
Also, KoP thread needed.
44dc15 No.81665
>>81317>not caring about justice for RachelShe was 12, dude.
6e60cf No.81684
>>81665How many lives does Ralph have to destroy before he is stopped? Pedophile monsters like him don't deserve to breath.
709b4d No.81694
>>81570>>81637Here's what happened:
When GG was in its infancy, KoP and Lizzy were pretty big voices next to IA and a few others. During this time, KoP got a faggoty emotional and wanted to date Liz. She told him no, very politely.
KoP spergs like a spastic and starts talking crazy shit how Liz wants his dick, that GG is full of thirsty girls, etc.
Liz turns around and posts the screencaps from her cellphone, blowing KoP out as this retarded thirsty ass nigga. He deletes his Twitter.
He then comes back pretending nothing happened. Makes up Denton shit. Gets BTFO again; deletes Twitter. Comes back AGAIN threatening people to come to Florida so he can kickbox everyone making fun of him. Someone posts that Chef Kayohpee pic and deletes his Twitter.
He does this all the fucking time. Frankly, I don't know why this faggot doesn't have his own thread because he is prime lolcow material and super easy to milk.
44dc15 No.81696
>>81694I think it's cuz he's boring. You pretty much just said everything funny he's done. What's to discuss?
709b4d No.81704
f695c1 No.81705
>>81694He also started a new twitter pretending to be several internet detectives investigating GamerGate secret councils. He got called out pretty quick, and abandoned it When Neirdan posted a bunch of logs which turned out to be just a bunch of faggots talking to each other on IRC and Facebook.
709b4d No.81709
>>81705lol thats why ralph and kop were so asshurt and in stream together. they have weird boners for drybones and co.
f695c1 No.81714
>>81709I've forgotten how many times he's lost his shit. It got repetitive in October, before the first time he quit /gg/ forever. As for drybones and bladee, it's because they constantly fuck with them over twitter. Ralph honestly believes that drybones DDoSed his site. After it went down drybones and a few others posted webms of them pinging it, which cemented his belief.
4e81eb No.81717
>>81709/baph/ole here; if you guys start a thread or even saga on him, will you be needing his dox and/or additional raid service(s) to what was previously provided? I feel like we slaughtered him pretty good and dead, frankly am curious if he's desensitized to being carved up, but will certainly bring it up with the other goats and dump his dox in our dump thread.
2c5954 No.81729
>>81694Is it the same Liz who got doxxed a few months ago?
709b4d No.81730
6e60cf No.81732
>>81729Possibly doxed by the King of /pol/. (They allude to it the stream a bit.)
309497 No.82061
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Eyeliner doesn't make your forehead look any less bulbous.
a45d2e No.82083
>>82061She doesn't look too bad at that angle. She's just got an absurdly high hairline and really stupid-looking eyebrows, both of which contribute to make her forehead look enormous.
b8c2f8 No.82329
>>81694Wow what a complete fucking faggot.
b8c2f8 No.82459
>>81219Hey Ralph, do us all a favor: have a heart attack and don't have your alien girlfriend use her Pluto science heal you
f69026 No.82552
>>77097
>Hotwheels refused to take the sticky downTook a while but the milk got tasty.
ae4985 No.82584
>>77249Yeah you can clearly feel the overall post quality is way better on this site and plus that whole other site is getting really fucking bad anyway, it's like the newfags swarm it and the cool people come back to here.
9c6f42 No.82605
>>77249Plenty of alternatives have been made, at least one of them endedin complete faggotry.
792232 No.82650
Those shills all over the threads, they never rest.
Even /sjw/ board can't show so much.
13cf94 No.83340
>>82650When Ralph cums in your mouth, is his semen thick and ropey or thin and drippy?
e17394 No.83737
Don't listen to Razirl9000 Ralph. He's no fun.
f695c1 No.84386
hope I don't fuck this link up. Ralph is sperging out here
>>>/gamergatehq/res/426
f695c1 No.84387
fcdf9d No.84523
>>84387lel even some niGGers with a brain
had to split because of how much Arby's this chubster had with Diabeteee.
309497 No.84619
>>84387Whenever people start to get to him he starts typing 'lol' all over the place. It's his nervous tell. I've seen him do it elsewhere too.
Also word filtering his name to 'unethical blogfag' is a nice touch. Good to see OC from this thread there too.
309497 No.84955
Here are some old sjw-ish things he wrote for the daily kos.
>the feminist movement has given us some great things. Women's suffrage, the (continuing) fight for equity in pay compared to men, the right to choose, protection against sexual harassment, and the list goes on an on. http://webcache.googleusercocks.com/search?q=cache:p5iAi0f6Qt0J:www.dailykos.com/story/2007/04/18/324846/-Ok-you-got-Imus-But-you-won-t-get-Snoop+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=enhttp://webcache.googleusercocks.com/search?q=cache:ekTCcOKb7DwJ:www.dailykos.com/story/2007/01/26/295160/-Philosophical-Fascists-The-Destroyers-of-Diversity+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ushttp://webcache.googleusercocks.com/search?q=cache:k94yQ08MsvsJ:www.dailykos.com/story/2006/11/04/266456/-Chaffee-Ford+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=usThey're actually really boring, but he's very sensitive about them. The day after someone on baph mentioned he used to write for the daily kos he deleted all his posts. (After they had been up for years.)
Then when he was antagonizing people on plebbitt someone posted his feminist quote and again the very next day he wrote on his blog about how he used to be down with the fems but has now totally seen the light, so please don't stop providing page views. Touchy subject I guess.
309497 No.84957
>>84955word filter fucked that up
cocks = c o n t e n t
e7d145 No.85020
309497 No.85612
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Aw, shit now even Hotwheels is trolling him about his feminist past.
b2c14d No.85769
bd2574 No.85774
c89473 No.85785
>>85778kek
too bad mercedes is a mediocre porn girl.
36260c No.85786
>>85769How is there any proof that it's him though?
80e000 No.85793
36260c No.85797
>>85793Listen and Believe nigger
40144a No.85808
>>85786why does that matter lol
5d211e No.85813
>>81694Got any screens or links to the liz thing?
2de0ab No.85814
>>85785LOL shut up and get the fuck out Ralph; you just got blown out by an upper-level streetwalker.
36260c No.85828
>>85808I guess it doesn't in the end, but I have a hard time buying that he'd be that stupid to have pics of that vanilla tootsie roll floating around.
c89473 No.85842
>>85814…what?
I'm laughing at ralph's microdick and Mercedes humor here, but I don't enjoy her porn.
That makes me ralph?
7a7cf8 No.85861
he shaves literally everywhere except for his neck
1b2754 No.85923
1b2754 No.85924
>>85814 bogus lies from the CantGetLaidTeam
add83f No.85938
Holy shit, this faggot reacts to everything in the worst way possible. He is so good at making himself look like such a moron that he might as well become a feminist. He would probably fit in rather well, being so damn unattractive and incapable of thinking ahead and taking a course of action that wouldn't make him look like a complete fool.
How about becoming a feminist to prove that you are not a rapist, Ralph? Could you please do that next for our entertainment?
1a6e45 No.86105
>>85769
>taking flaccid dickpicspretty sure I'm bigger flaccid than he is hard though. feels good nigga.
da0591 No.86285
e20d0a No.86385
>>86285>>85924Sup ralph micropenis
552521 No.87072
It's not a micropenis
93f663 No.87076
>stretching flaccid
why do they do it?
552521 No.87081
>>87076Because you wouldnt be able to do that if it were a micropenis
552521 No.87122
It's actually pretty big IMO
e20711 No.87131
>>87072why are you tugging on it?
9d7c51 No.87134
>>87072Look at the death grip he had to have on that tiny cock head to stretch it to a normal flavor length for a moderately warm day. The head looks paper thin. Its like some picture out of a gay torture porn mag or something.
552521 No.87138
Lets see your streaked out cocks then faggots
552521 No.87140
>>87134It doesn't even fit in a 24oz monster can
9d7c51 No.87146
>>87138You're asking to see gay bondage of our cocks and yet we are the faggots?
I don't think you have thought this strategy through.
552521 No.87147
>>87146It's not bondage fucktard
9d7c51 No.87150
>>87140If he tortured the head any more by folding it, then I'm pretty sure he could get it past the lip. Might come out a little bloody, but that does seem to be his sort of thing.
552521 No.87151
You've never stretched out your penis before yeah okay sure yeah okay
9d7c51 No.87153
>>87147ok fair point. Your into cock and ball torture. I shouldn't assume there is a bondage angle in there. Forgive me. I'm not well versed in gay bdsm related fetishes. So I'm assuming what comes next involves a nail and a hammer.
552521 No.87155
>>87153So because yours doesn't stretch to 5.5 inches I'm the one mangling my dick
9d7c51 No.87158
>>87155It stretches to 7, with blood flow from inside. I'm not about to painfully squeeze the head and stretch it along a ruler just so you can justify your sick fetish.
I'm sure if I tried hard enough I could stretch my ball sack to the 4. I'm just not seeing the point Here.
you've stretched it so far it looks like a strand of thin pasta and in order to do so you've flattened your helmet to fit into a lab slide.
Why are you showing us this?
552521 No.87160
>>87158lol 7? Should have thought of a realistic number. Pics or nothing faggot
9d7c51 No.87161
>>87158I just checked and I hit four without stretching. I'm not posting my cock on the internet, not that I have to since I'm assuming that's a pretty normal flacid size in a warm room. Still not getting the painful looking stretch. Or why your cocks head looks like a worn down pencil eraser.
Maybe you and Negi can have a weird tiny cock stretching competition.
That shit looks painful and frankly your humiliating yourself.
9aae3c No.87162
>believing ralph did anything wrong<actually believing the nudes are ralph's
⇓believing anything that comes out of the mouths of liars and deceivers
why
552521 No.87163
>>87162No not believing they are ralphs believing they are ralphs and its a micropenis because its not a micropenis you cunts
9aae3c No.87164
>>85924>can'tgetlaidteam
>not Bleach Boysthat's it, i'm firing everyone on the internet. clear out your desks. you are off the case turn in your badge
552521 No.87165
>>87164Why would I call them the bleach boys?
552521 No.87166
Yall fuckers are saying a normal flaccid dick is a micropenis but you havent prooved youve got shit
9aae3c No.87168
>>87165for the same reason you'd reply "hi Ralph" to anyone that defends them: because it's hilarious
552521 No.87169
>>87168Cantgetlaid team sounds like Spastics Society. bleach boys dosnt soulnd like anything
9d7c51 No.87175
>>871607 isn't unrealistic. It's within the average. Also I'm not posting my junk on cow.
If it helps I'm not strictly speaking "white". Not that this means anything since the record holder is some white dude who got frisked by tsa.
I do however have to avoid Trojan brand none latex condoms. Nearly had to have one cut off. It had gone full priopism. Turns out none latex doesn't stretch though and I've had little problem with skyn brand regular and large. The studded ones can be hard to roll off, but not because they are way too tight, I think. Girlfriends alergic to latex and we've been playing around with our options. Anyway point is these things come with sizing charts and as you can see 7 is well within the normal range.
552521 No.87178
>>871757 is average for niggers and your full of shit
9d7c51 No.87181
>>87178Its within the average range. It's not like I'm a freak. I feel bad enough about bruises her cervix and stuff as it Is. Plus it's no party for my side either. She dropped her knees down and pushed during one of her last orgasms when she was on the end of the bed and I was standing last Sunday and it bent and pushed me out. I've been having trouble keeping it up since and making excuses. I'm popping xanax like tick tacks every night. I'm freaked that I might wind up with a permanent bend or something. I think it's because of those pictures of Chris Chan.
And that's enough personal sharing about my cock.
552521 No.87183
9d7c51 No.87184
Oh go put a nail through your micro dick.
552521 No.87185
>>87184Just becuase I prooved its not a microdick and you cant
059238 No.87188
Desperately trying to prove that your dick is not small only makes you look insecure. Yet another bad move.
Why am I giving you advice? Well, you already fucked up, so why not?
Yes, Ralph, no one actually cares about how small your dick is.
9aae3c No.87189
if we have sex with ralph we can find out if it's really his dick or not
we can also find out if small dicks are as good for sex, but that's just a side benefit
552521 No.87195
>>87188I prooved it isn't with a tape mesurer bitch
059238 No.87205
>>87195Don't worry, Ralph. Your dick may be small, but we still love you, man. Maybe no one else does, but we do.
9d7c51 No.87206
>>87185Dude, do you have any idea how insecure you sound? Plus what sort of idiot posts a picture of his dick on the internet?
9d7c51 No.87209
holy fuck. It's 240 am. I need to get some sleep. I'm already in the spare bedroom. Claimed I had bad gas. Took 5 mg of xanax and some doxylamine. I wasn't kidding about that hurt dick thing and this thread is like literally killing me.
Who is this fat fuck and why is he torturing his micro penis for cow?
bdf785 No.87350
>>87160dude my dick is 16.7cm long (on a good day) and I don't feel it is anything special.
89b1bb No.87715
You faggots should stop arguing about Ralph's penis unless you want to suck it.
The fact that he was a big enough of a fucking retard to post them is more than enough. What kind of desperate fucking loser does that? Oh yeah, Ralph lol
9aae3c No.87724
>>87715but he wasn't
they're not his
dec086 No.87816
We need to ask that alien girlfriend if that dick is his. Or just send her dicks anyway, I'm sure she'd enjoy it.
https://twitter.com/Katyarborough 092040 No.87938
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>>87816She reads like a sock puppet. It's not that what she says is wrong, it's that it reads like talking points. Like she's a pod person who only cares about Autism Speaks. Like the social justice warriors have any actual power. We like what we like and in a free society they can't actually stop games that we enjoy from being developed. Plus Autism Speaks is just about the fact that gaming journalism is so corrupt that an ugly cunt could up rate her game by fucking a bunch of journalist.
Its basically what this episode of the critic was about. Only if it was written today the show would be accused of slut shaming.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
309497 No.88660
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b5b8ae No.93287
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Uh Oh - cow fight!
https://8ch.net/cow/res/20835.html(Well Craig Brittain can't fight because he's going to jail.)
309497 No.120270
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d34347 No.120677
>>77437
>>78043
>>77130
i fixed his girlfriend… vaguely
d34347 No.120679
>>120677
still ugly but more esthetically pleasing
51eb0b No.120681
>>120677
Holy shit did you fix her or just turn her into Ahuviya?
a45d2e No.120688
>>120681
ADF or Sam Hyde. Or Jason Vorhees, who gives a fuck at this point.
d34347 No.120691
>>120677
i made it a little better, especially the eyes
4d9455 No.120692
>>77130
Someone's been hitting the botox.
d34347 No.120693
>>120691
still cant go by that downie look
4d9455 No.120696
>>77149
Complete lack of expression. Looks like her face is frozen and the muscles have atrophied.
a45d2e No.120698
>>120691
You're trolling us, right?
4d9455 No.120700
>>120696
Oh shit. She looks like she had a stroke when she was young. Guys, we are making fun of a stroke victim. I feel bad.
Shit
3ea4ab No.120886
He sounds like a southern black man.
3ea4ab No.120888
Actually, he sounds like Forrest Gump
That crippled motherfucker is like a box of chocolates
933560 No.120965
>>79744
Nobody can become the next Ghost. Our host, Ghost, can never be dethroned.
5e9a38 No.120975
>>77130
She looks like a bad CAW in a Wrestling Game
Top Keks
933560 No.120996
>>87160
Ralph confirmed for homosexual.
0ff180 No.121000
>>120978
I'd forgotten about this creepy little fucker. Now I'm remembering why I left 4chan's /x/. That, and all of the tulpa shit.
eb59d0 No.121758
>>85774
I don't think he ever lived in SC?
04edda No.121789
>>120976
>>120978
Could someone explain these image? I never got any of these. Can someone explain who and why these were made?
dd7461 No.121791
>>121789
Some artsy thing that's supposed to represent the awkwardness of adolescence.
336de7 No.121865
>>121789
It's some artfag stuff. Here's the artist and his photos…
http://charliewhite.info/understanding-joshua/
afaade No.121868
>>121789
It's called art. Art is defined as: "Anything that an autistic douchebag makes."
309497 No.124122
News Hit: Fatass Ralph gets Dumped by his Freaky Looking Girlfriend
Even a downie stroke victim is too good for him it seems. Lip-stick-on-a-pig pics related.
He made a few weepy post about it on his blog.
https://archive.is/WBtJZ
https://archive.is/bWFP2
Also he has a dedicated ED page now. (THIS thread gets archived!
309497 No.124123
c39502 No.124132
>>77097
is the weird cadence to his voice an assburgers thing or an american thing, because sometimes it's hard to tell.
4d9455 No.124137
>>124132
You've been here to long if you think that's how we all sound.
44f919 No.124146
>>124132
It's strange, because I've never once heard a British, Australian, or ESOL Asperger have the same nasally resonance; it seems to be chiefly American, and more to do with their self-resignation to stereotypical nerddom.
fa68ae No.124516
I've long since called him King of /pol/ 2.0 and it turns out i was right.
All we need now is a 'verified' article from the wannabe journalist.
299080 No.124524
>>124122
Someone needs to update his ED article about this happening. It is important that everyone knows his baws, and small prick.
d30273 No.124528
Was this the guy who posted pics of Brianna Wu's house on the internet and then acted all surprised when Brianna had him tossed from her talk?
12604b No.124580
>>124528
He did do that, but he wasn't surprised, he knew exactly what would happen, but he did scoff at her overreaction, which he expected.
309497 No.130532
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>>124524
Absolutely.
“Keep your site. That and #GamerGate are all you have left now.”
Wow, maybe Kat isn't as retarded as she looks, huh?
3fa708 No.130594
8705fa No.130604
>>124528
Near as I can tell, he just pulled screenshots of her house from the interviews she did before and after she had to leave home and showed that in the pictures, the features of the house are the same, and therefore she never left. It's not as if he hid in the bushes with a camera.
951050 No.130638
>>130604
Wasn't his work. He pulled a fart on fart. kek
58b606 No.130650
>>130638
I think Fart had listed the photos, but they had been taken down, so Ralph just reposted them because they were being censored.
Also the screenshots of her house really were just screenshots from videos and pictures that Brianna had posted herself or had done for some interview. Brianna tried playing it off as that she was being stalked because someone examined interviews she did.
9cc869 No.130661
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c964e3 No.139679
e2d06f No.139682
>>139679
I'd always assumed that all the threads about obnoxious but not funny SJW's were started by him.
1b9c90 No.144747
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absolute cancer tier stream hosted by the drunken fat cunt ralph, he's got king of pol in there too. The cringe is real.
1c57e2 No.144764
>>144747
He passed out and now one of the people left in there is just playing the audio from gay porn
3a69ff No.144800
>>144747
Drybones, I know you're in here. Play Galo Sengen.
3a69ff No.144850
>>144747
>This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual cocks
Best gamergate stream I've ever seen. Shouldn't have fallen asleep at the wheel there.
ae8e3e No.144855
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17710c No.145020
>>144747
>Kingofpol
Is that 'Black Face Kermit?'
Isn't he one of Jim (Bitchquit YouTube Internet Aristifag) friends?
If it's who I think he is the guy is a cow for sure he talks about getting sad Handjobs from random whores on his YT channel.
3cd20e No.145218
>>145020
>Isn't he one of Jim (Bitchquit YouTube Internet Aristifag) friends?
The salt that Jim caused by leaving gg is unreal.
75208a No.145233
>>145020
Black Face Kermit is an impressionist that Jim invited onto his streams from time to time.
KingofPol is an autistic spic who goes on drunken tirades about space jews.
309497 No.145651
a45d2e No.145670
>>145651
Gay porn, slowed-down Linkin Park and pony cunnilingus techniques. It really does sound like the best stream. I'm pretty angry that I missed it.
aef6ef No.145745
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It's times like this I hope Google never fixes the captions on youtube…
309497 No.157112
"He really is a big boy," King of /pol/ said, "but I'm not sure if he's really all that straight." I knew he was right. I was a full-fledged bisexual now, and while their beautiful cocks were in front of me, I might as well be completely gay. KoP's cock was quite a bit smaller than Ralph's, about five inches long and not too thick. His cock, balls and ass were completely shaved. I found I could get almost his entire cock in my mouth, and I was quickly bobbing my head up and down on it. I rubbed KoP's ass, which was so smooth and round that it almost seemed like a woman's. I wondered if I would get a chance to fuck it. Thinking about that, my finger found its way to his asshole, and I began to lightly tease it. He let out a whimper and started fucking my mouth. Encouraged by this, I started to gently work my finger inside him. I love having my ass fingered while Based Mom sucked my cock, so I knew how good I was making KoP feel right then. I glanced over at Ralph, and he was lazily stroking his big cock, clearly enjoying watching me pleasure his lover.
"Yeah, suck that cock, you hot little slut," Ralph said to me. I loved being talked to like that. My back was pointed toward Ralph as I was bent forward sucking KoP, and I wiggled my ass at him. He gave it a slap, and then began to stroke and caress it. I wanted more cum in my mouth right away, so I jammed my finger as far as I could inside KoP's asshole and pressed on his prostate. He cried out and immediately began to cum. I swallowed the first mouthful, and then coaxed out additional squirts each time I pushed on his prostate. I figured that King of /pol/ would want to share another cum kiss, and I was quickly proven right. We didn't trade it back and forth as much that time before I swallowed it, but we continued making out, grabbing at each other's bodies as we kissed. When we finally broke away from each other, I was out of breath and my cock was completely hard again. I wasn't the only one, as Ralph was also fully erect again. KoP and I moved over towards him, and Ralph kissed us both deeply.
6a1381 No.157136
>>157112
That's fucking nasty
good job
61df3c No.157180
>>87072
First thing that came to mind.
17710c No.157271
>>85785
Not really if she was decent seeing doing anything except taking footlongs would put me off.
>>85786
Cos it's a fat guy with a tiny wiener?
>>85842
You must be new here
>>85924
Is Mercedes whiteknighting Ralph, why?
>>87181
Nice greentext story faggot.
>>130532
>Not retarded
Just look at her she clearly has fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>146386
We have seen what a neckbeard's GF looks like and it aint pretty.
18a50f No.169554
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bringing this thread back because I can't stop fucking laughing at this obnoxious fatass. how does this asshole still have followers/readers?
a4f20d No.169595
>>87072
MY FUCKING EYES, WHERES THE EYE BLEACH! posting your pencil dick and hairy rotund body should be an arrestable offense!
58b606 No.169596
>>169554
Reason he gets readers is because he's about the only person that reliably writes about twitter drama for those that find it funny. He usually just references crap and then writes maybe a paragraph or two so it isn't even as though the articles he does even rely on his own writing.
As far as on Twitter, it's just constant stream of funny sperg outs near constantly.
18a50f No.169704
>>169596
I understand following him for spergouts, but it appears he still has a (thankfully small) group of buddies on twitter who seem to think he's actually worth listening to. It's pretty embarrassing.
a8327d No.171047
>>77097
Is this the guy who prays to all them butt cracks at conventions?
d4f3a3 No.171140
>>171047
No, that person goes by the name of OB1FBM and unlike ralph he brings the lulz. Ralph is just a oxygen thieving shitstain.
66ffbd No.181056
>>171140
Ralph is such a massive lolcow. He is now dating a transgendered fat fucking paki named Nora
31f8e4 No.181067
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>>77097
>>77116
Reminds me of this
d00fba No.181068
>>181067
That's where joke came from
0546a0 No.183452
Images from twitterchan. Apparently, Ralph bitched about EA back in September only to downy up to EA so he can go lightsabering.
http://theralphretort.com/ea-coo-peter-moore-name-drops-gamergate-proves-he-knows-nothing-about-it-905015/
687e94 No.183977
Hey Ralph, given that you are in here, how about a NEWS HIT on the multiple times Peter Coffin has started threads about himself. For the lulz and clicks, yo.
80776a No.183994
>>183977
Peter, you can just get a job if you're that desperate for money.
58b606 No.184057
>>183971
How is this Ralph being buttblasted? He seems interested in playing a game and so he bought it.
>>169704
The reason some people follow him and consider him worth listening to is because he's caught up on some bullshit that goes on. As well he has a relatively firm group that has outreach on places like Youtube such as Jim that help prop him up a bit.
51ab04 No.184156
>>183971
Oh ralph, what a sad, pathetic little dick sucker, you are. You monitor these threads? Wow your life is so very productive, when you manage to get that stick out your ass and get off your sanctimonious soap box and stop being a fucking hypocrite maybe people will stop laughing at you and take you seriously. Maybe.
22e4c8 No.194848
In which Ralph shitposts about someone's suicide for e-celeb brownie points:
https://archive.is/JbEH6
And the /r/KuktakuInAction post by a friend of the victim referred to in the article: https://archive.is/J3WON
22e4c8 No.194851
>>194848
Finally, a response in kind from Ralph, railing on about criticism of suicide jokes as censorship:
https://archive.is/YjZBw
778094 No.194853
>>194848
That's not a friend of the victim, that's the victim's boyfriend.
Whom Ralph and his writer spammed with train suicide gore after people called him out on his shit.
22e4c8 No.194856
Fresh from the colon: https://archive.is/wbzXR
>>194853
Thank you for clarifying.
778094 No.194859
>>194856
"call him out on his shit", him referring to Ralph, not Ashton.
You know, Ralph has ads on that site. Think they would be interested in knowing who they're affiliated with?>>194856
38ae12 No.194861
>>194856
>Send pictures of dead grills to a guy whose grillfriend just an heroed
>Wait a couple hours
>Write article claiming moral high ground
Absolutely brilliant.
22e4c8 No.194862
>>194859
>"call him out on his shit", him referring to Ralph, not Ashton.
Oh, I know. As far as the ad provider, NoScript pulled up a domain owned by Amazon's ad service. I'll need to find out who to email from there, I'm sure they're all ears.
778094 No.194863
>>194861
Got the order mixed up. Goose wrote the article first (a couple of hours after the news broke no less), then the next day spammed her boyfriend with gore pictures.
And then wrote two articles claiming moral highground.
>>194862
Feel free to link them here and get the news out elsewhere. Been considering putting up a kiwi farm thread on him, the more negative attention on him the btter.
778094 No.194865
>>194862
Some things to look at.
His advertiser is AdSense.
His blog is supported by Patreon. If it can be shown that he's using their services to run his blog, then that service can be revoked as per https://archive.is/En2HV#selection-341.0-345.143
There are a couple of tech sites advertised on his site. Likely just their RSS feeds, but it might be worth looking into seeing if they want to associate with him, knowingly or otherwise.
9b3fd9 No.194897
>>194848
yeah, that is what clickb8 is. There is not borders they won't cross.
>>184057
I dunno since there where so many people buying the game, I even bought the game mainly because I needed to see how bad it was, would it be epic like battlefield4 or would it be another monster.
It was another monster, no one would believe me how broken it is if I would tell em.
Also boycotting games never work really, I've boycotted 2 games on my wiiu.
db5388 No.194906
>>87072
You realize most peoples dickheads aren't wider than the shafts, right?
9b3fd9 No.195100
>>194906
it seems he is stretching his flaccid penis so it seems longer. Or it looks flaccid, maybe he is stretching his semi hard on even hard on.
Either way its a micro dick.
309497 No.195216
>>194865
Hate speech is what got ED kicked off of Patron. If you got any good examples of that from Ralph's site, I'll send an email to Patron, they're pretty good at investigating that stuff.
Not that I give a fuck about that dead Asian girl or anything, I just like fucking with Ralph.
58b606 No.195368
>>195216
HW got kicked off Patreon for things that couldn't have been found by investigating. They seem to primarily rely on word of mouth for deciding whether something is triggering enough.
Also I guess Ralph and friends got upset that some people thought joking about a suicide was in poor taste. Some people were posting pictures of the girl that committed suicide being referred to here: >>194848 to try to annoy others. When anyone pointed out that it was in poor taste you could find people like the Moltar and others in that clique complaining they were being "no platformed" despite never being able to say how.
38ae12 No.195798
He lost his Jewgol Adsense and now he is cri: https://archive.is/Lkbzw
>"To be honest, the whole advertiser attack method is anti-speech, and I wish I had never participated in such a scheme."
lolololololololo
309497 No.195969
58b606 No.196105
>>195969
I saw some of the Ralph Internet Defense Force going on that people got ads taken down purely because of an anti-pedo article.
It's weird seeing the difference between the reality and what these autists suggest is happening.
d2587a No.196120
what the hell is going on between Ralph and BroTeam?
309497 No.196121
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1a6e45 No.196140
I always assumed the "liberal_lunacy is a cripple" thing was a joke, even when people - err, mainly that margaret gel person - were posting about a gofundme for one of those stairway lifts or something.
>found out shannon (?) was actually in a wheelchair
>still don't believe gel when xe tweets about gofundmes for people with alleged medical problems
58b606 No.196160
I've started just looking through accounts that defend Ralph to get an idea of what sort of thing is going on there and came across @KevinWeinberg1.
Looking through the account it reads identical to any variety of SocJus accounts like Archivestbecks, Nyberg, Zoe, and so on. Except there's the faux right wing slant and a few jokes akin to going "nigger nigger nigger".
This is making me tempted to go through Ralph's site and try finding who all comments on the articles to find what all they're like on Twitter, because I'm getting the sense that Ralph's following is largely of right wing virtue signallers.
38bcda No.196182
>>196160
Kevin's actually a big cow himself
He shared tons of people's personal information and threatened them literally because they disagreed with him on twitter
Once tried to start a /cow/ thread about someone he hated online and got told to fuck off, so he tried a few other times, but each time got told he was being a /b/-tier sperg
Ralph is a magnet for "right-winged SJWs", basically. People who advocate for the very same methods and mentalities, with the very same mindset and incapable selfish arguments, but right-wing.
Basically, if Ralph made a site, it'd be Tumblr for conservatives.
38bcda No.196183
>>77399
Forgot I wanted to add something about stuff like this too
I know it sounds like "gg dindunuffin", but no one likes ralph in gamergate. You have a few retards who like Milo and because Milo can use Ralph like his bitch, he promotes him, so many milo suckers follow ralph's word too; but no one likes him. No one thinks he's smart or funny or intelligent. Not even his "friends", who constantly "betray" him (his words) and make fun of him behind his back.
No one defends Ralph. Ever. Well, except other cows like john kelly or kevin weinberg or goose.
Sorry, was just an aside, but I think it's actually kinda relevant : Ralph tried to profit from GG, no one liked him from the start, and when he realized he wouldn't be able to get anything but attention from other spergs on twitter, he started yelling at anything GG defended : archiving/filtering shills, mailing advertisers (the guy literally said it was censorship and he was ashamed of promoting that when gg started), making fun of e-diots (when it's about himself or his "friends"), etc.
The guy's been in it for himself, and for more than a year most people involved in GG wanted him to fuck off and die. Now it finally seems to be happening and you have to realize that GG is fucking glad about that.
1d0f48 No.196184
>>196182
Do you have links to the specific tweets where he did this. I'm looking at his Twitter right now. I already see some salt on there.
58b606 No.196288
>>196184
>>196182
A quick scan just shows how sensitive he is about nearly everything. It mostly popped out at me because I noticed he was basically one of those liberal Nazi cosplayers to some extent.
So I wouldn't actually say that Ralph's fans are right wing, since I think they actually get a bit triggered by legitimate right wing ideas, especially alt-right ideas.
b3a4a9 No.196307
>>196288
Yeah, I heard one of his cronies did an interview with Ricky_Vaughn99, I was curious to see what that would lead to.
309497 No.196391
>>196160
We should start mass reporting Ralph sycophants to see who many we can get knocked offline.
9d2d4e No.196393
>>196307
Whoa, Ricky does streams?
2c2af7 No.196395
>>196393
not with these guys, he did one with daily shoah or something. I can't remember.
9d2d4e No.196397
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>>196395
lol dose niggas. i'm still waiting for a sargon thread on here
2c2af7 No.196398
His site looks like it was made by a spastic on geocities.
fa7237 No.196418
>>77119
>>77163
>>77172
>>77228
All of his "greatest hits" were basically gifted to him by the triangles/BnF IRC. Amusingly quite similar to KoP's rise and fall in 2014.
"I GOT GREAT DIG TEAMS"
no you just steal from people who you know won't fight back publicly because they hate having their names out there, fgt. They could've given that shit to Oliver back then you know, re-kickstarted him back into legit journalism, but they wanted it dropped as-is without a lot of editing involved that would give SFdyehairs room to say "if it was edited that means its all fake!"
KoP at least would just legit forget who he was supposed to credit (you can hear him stall up while talking about digra back in the day as if he's thinking "Where the fuck did I hear this?") I mean he jumped the gun and let them cover up their trail and shit but it came from a place of genuine sperging (and also a bit of "omg dis rly IS happening" /x/-tier chemtrails /pol/-ism), not "thanks 4 teh clicks loooozers lol"
Ralf just plain doesn't attribute shit unless you're already openly in his fanclub. But some people just get desperate to get heard over the clamor and kick it at him without remembering why we don't do that anymore.
anyway just randomly found this thread on a trawl but it's too long for me to bother reading through to see if it was corrected already or not.
although I did get to >>80573
>1800
>…..look at it now
WOW, GREAT FUCKING WORK ACIDFUCK, THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING A COLOSSAL TWITTERWHORE DRAMABITCH AND FEDDIE PLANT
>yfw you will never be so flankfrustrated on the internet that you call the FBI on your harassers
fa7237 No.196422
>>195368
yea, Derpibooru's guilty of nearly all the same crap and still there. You seem to need to have a big enough e-peen for Conte to give you the time of day.
(and we aaaaall know how big Flynt's peen is)
>>195216
if this works, give me your template and I'll try again
58b606 No.196433
>>196418
That actually seemed reasonable contacting the authorities due to people harassing your workplace and so on. I think fewer people would try getting people fired with such ridiculous tactics if people were more willing to just get the law involved rather than taking it like a bitch.
ab1154 No.196435
So it's pretty much safe to say Ralph and his buddies killed GamerGate, right?
I mean, the spector of it still haunts the hearts and minds of SJWs the world over, but as a serious movement him and his retard clique kind of ruined it, didn't they?
b3a4a9 No.196436
>>196395
Ricky was on Toiletlaw's Toilet Bowl stream (so was I, but I got off to go to bed before Ricky got on) and then did Fash the Nation the next sunday. He also did an interview with Radix recently. I think he's expressed interest in coming on the shoah, but he wants a better mic.
309497 No.196456
62e459 No.196463
>>196456
What happened? He get nailed by Jewtube's new "hate speech" policy or something?
1d757a No.196466
Kind of offtopic, but seeing as this thread has mostly GG drama, I thought I should metnion that Scalzi is sperging out about GG again. This is after Scalzi and some other writer, who is actually two writers who write under the same pseudonym, sperged out for a solid 48 hours non-stop about GG. This might be another spergout.
309497 No.196467
62e459 No.196472
>>196467
>Ralph blames 'haters'.
But his channel was spam.
There were hundreds of 3 - 7 hour long "shitfaced at the bar" tier hangouts last time I checked. I never heard such large groups of people talk for so long while saying so little outside of a government body :DDDDDDDDD kekekekek bolidigal hömur XD.
309497 No.196492
>>196422
From Ralph's Patreon:
>Pledge $10.00 or more per month
>Pitch me an article idea and I'll figure out a way to write about it, no matter what it is.
So many ethics.
Ralph's basically a $10 blogwhore.
Anyway, I just read Patreon's terms and guidelines then trolled though that list and found some examples looked like they might be in violation and filled out Patreon's 'report a campaign' form.
They have defamation and bulling rules, so Goose's RIP trolling posts probably count.
Ralphie-poo is really racking in the "I'm being censored! Please give!" victim bux. (By which I mean he's almost up to $50 a month.) (And some fool on twitter pledged to give TRR another $50.)
Relevant links for anyone who wants to help put Ralph in the poorhouse:
TRR:
https://www.patreon.com/theralphretort?ty=h
Patreon's standards:
https://www.patreon.com/legal
https://www.patreon.com/guidelines
Where to report:
https://patreon.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/requests/new
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AXep3wKV1Sf_lwYcAIhKZFGrGtHXGJDk6vTlIKuiM3M/viewform
What to report:
http://theralphretort.com/cultofvivian-exploits-suicide-for-attention-1013015/
http://theralphretort.com/a-public-apology-from-wildgoose-1015015/
http://theralphretort.com/wildgoose-responds-to-ashton-liu-1017015/
3bf114 No.196508
Ralph is famously so poor that he only ordered water at some gamergay hangout at a bar, do you really want to make him poorer?
actually, yeah, as long as it brings julay
e06898 No.196538
>>77116
>KingOfPol
That nigger was GNAA?
58b606 No.196569
>>196538
I think so? He at least fits in with the general clique of boring autists.
58b606 No.196570
>>196467
This makes me wonder what constitutes spam.
I've seen so many people put up videos that were just streams of people talking about nothing for hours and that seeme dto be all Ralph did.
efb0d6 No.196836
>>196569
Nah just a guy who streamed about GG. His streams are still the best
37c02a No.204247
>>198568
Fucking beautiful. Also his fucking website traffic has dropped below 100 people. He has been on a rage rant lately
b75302 No.205607
Need more Ralph in my life.