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This board is for documenting all crab related events

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e38045 No.1

I will attempt to archive all crab threads on /n/ and if I or other anons started them.

Use this board for your own nefarious purposes. Only rules are don't be a retard or post illegal shit.

e38045 No.2

File: Im_inside_of_you.jpg (64.49 KB, 634x422, 317:211, Im_inside_of_you.jpg)

The thread that started it all…

The high-tech alchite dressing, believed to be a world first, has been designed by the fibres science and technology team at the University of Bolton, which has patented the product.

https://archive.is/buTqS

>In ancient China crabs were smashed open and thrust into wounds in battles because chitosan is antimicrobial, meaning it heals and kills bacteria.

>The team behind the research is led by Professor of Fibre Science and Technology, Mohsen Miraftab, working alongside the Knowledge Centre for Materials Chemistry.

>Professor Miraftab said: 'Alchite is a composite fibre, combining alginate, which is drawn from algae, and chitosan, found in crustacean shells.

>'Alginate and chitosan both have a history of being used in medicine. Chitosan is naturally antimicrobial and accelerates wound healing activity, so it does heal and kill bacteria.'

>Other dressings set to revolutionise the industry include the 'Helix-inspired prosthetic grafts'.

>Nano prosthetic grafts have been developed which could alleviate the blood vessel-blocking problem associated with fine prosthetic vascular grafts.

After people were being assholes about crabs, going on about allergies, I decided to make a couple crab threads as a joke, making sure to only post them after pajeet bumped his threads. It should be noted that I stuck to mostly Libertarian and technological /n/ews posting before this point.


e38045 No.3

The state Department of Fish and Wildlife decided on Wednesday to keep the commercial Dungeness season closed until all or part of the coast is clear of the deadly toxin that has been found in some of the crabs.

https://archive.is/cpXUp

>Fish and Wildlife Director Charlton Bonham said fears of customers being poisoned by domoic acid outweighed the economic damage to the crabbing industry. Bonham said the decision will be reconsidered if state health officials determine that the toxin danger has ended either statewide or south of the Mendocino-Sonoma county line. Concerns over domoic acid — a dangerous neurotoxin that can cause seizures or even death — have so far delayed the season for over three months.

>The California Department of Health announced last week that recreational fishing for Dungeness crabs was permitted south of Point Reyes. But they advised that diners should remove the guts and cook the crabs by steaming or boiling them and then discard the water used.

>By this point in the season, Don Marshall would have pulled up around $140,000 worth of Dungeness crab. He spends more than half that amount on his business costs alone.

>Marshall is trying to pay his bills by selling fish off his boat in Half Moon Bay. This catch brings in only 3 to 4 percent of what he usually makes from crab. He has had to take on additional jobs to make ends meet.

>“I worked at a Christmas tree lot for three weeks right before Christmas. When that was done I was kind of thinking crab season would open. Then a few weeks went by and I’ve been doing construction work,” he said.

>Dungeness crab fishing is a $60 million industry in California. Commercial fishermen make the bulk of their profits between November and January. This year, the state never opened the fishery in November, and that $60 million figure has sunk to almost nothing.

>Earlier this month, the Brown administration sent a letter to the U.S. secretary of Commerce asking for a federal disaster declaration. That would make fishermen eligible for relief funds they do not have to pay back.

>“We need to declare an official disaster of the California crab harvest and advance this petition,” he said, arguing that the secretary of Commerce needs to declare a federal fishery disaster as soon as possible.

>“We are hearing devastating stories from across the state of crab fishermen unable to make their boat payments.” McGuire said.

>“We’re actually going to have two different kinds of crab. A crab locally caught and one from Washington or Oregon. That way people can have a choice.” But Santoyo is not afraid to eat the local crab, when it comes in.

After searching for crab-related news, I saw this beauty and decided to post it along with the parasite thread after a string of pajeet shitposting. I would have my revenge yet on the deniers. As per my usual posting policy, I kept my threads relevant and relatively new/news-worthy. I didn't want to post old news, I just wanted to jokingly post crab threads.


e38045 No.4

Tiny, invasive East Coast parasites are leaving hordes of the living dead in their wake.

https://archive.is/RZWyw

>Our story begins in the 1960s, when the Chesapeake Bay oyster industry crashed, and bivalves from the Gulf of Mexico were imported to seed commercial oyster reefs. Unbeknownst to anyone at the time, a parasitic barnacle called Loxothylacus panopaei, or Loxo for short, lurked among the alien shells. It’s invisible to the human eye, but local mud crabs quickly became acquainted with the new arrival.

>“Loxo turns crabs into zombies and sex slaves,” says biodiversity genomics fellow Carolyn Tepolt, who is studying the invasion at the Smithsonian Environmental Research Center in Maryland.

>It’s a grisly process, too. When a female Loxo encounters a vulnerable, recently molted crab, she pierces its soft body and burrows inside. She then grows throughout the crustacean, taking over its nervous system and becoming so intertwined with the crab that it becomes impossible to separate her from her unlucky host. The female Loxo also produces a small sac under the crab’s abdomen. When a male Loxo—basically just a sperm factory—passes by, he fertilizes the sac. With the invasion complete, the crab is rendered infertile. Not only is it unable to produce its own crab offspring, but its entire reason for being becomes to care for parasite babies.

>Then things get even creepier. The abdomen of a male crab is shaped like the Eiffel Tower; a female’s abdomen is more shieldlike. As Loxo larvae grow, the sac that contains them expands. In the case of a male crab, this expansion causes the abdomen to spread into more of shield shape, feminizing the poor fella. And both sexes end up protecting the alien spawn as a female would her own developing progeny: by defensively covering and aerating the sac. The result is astounding. Approximately every 10 days, a zombie crab can pump out thousands of parasitic larvae. Nobody knows how long the zombie crabs survive in the wild, but in the lab they last about 45 days.

>While the crustaceans are still plentiful—for now—their survival is cause for concern, as they’re an important nutrient source for creatures higher up in the food chain, including other crabs and birds. In some areas of the Chesapeake Bay, Loxo has parasitized up to 90 percent of the mud crab population. Meanwhile, in Loxo’s native range, the Gulf of Mexico, it infects only about 5 percent of the mud crabs, says Tepolt. That’s likely because local crabs have evolved to be less susceptible.

>To figure out how and how fast crab populations are adapting to Loxo, Tepolt and a team of volunteers set out to trap crabs from three coastal regions last summer. They dropped milk crates filled with sterilized oyster shells off docks and along the shorelines of the Gulf (where crabs and the parasite coevolved), the mid-Atlantic (where the parasite arrived in the past 10 to 50 years), and New England (where Loxo hasn’t yet arrived). “Mud crabs love the nooks and crannies between oyster shells,” she explains. Tepolt then got busy in her “parasite factory,” intentionally infecting roughly 1,500 nonparasitized crabs and subsequently recording their genetic material.

>Now, using high-throughput genetic sequencing, which allows scientists to analyze lots of genetic material at once, she is trying to figure out which genes are effectively turned on or off by the parasite and is hoping to identify the genes that appear to be important for developing resistance. She’s also comparing the sequences of genes between crabs from different regions to see if parasitism alters the order. “Then we can look at how genes change over time as crabs adapt,” she says. Tepolt is particularly curious to see if gene activity and gene sequences in Chesapeake Bay crabs are starting to resemble those of the more resistant crabs of the Gulf. Her findings could help predict how crabs in the Northeast will respond to Loxo, should the parasite make its way to waters farther north.

I also posted this thread at the same time.


e38045 No.5

Putting the fear of dog into raccoons has effects that trickle all the way down the food chain. Belinda Smith reports.

https://archive.is/SqHZc

>Fear of being eaten can have as much effect on the food chain as actual predation, a new study shows.

>Canadian scientists played dog yelps to wild raccoons, and saw the terrified creatures went out to look for food only a third of their usual foraging time. This meant populations of their favourite food, crabs, shot up – shore crabs doubled in numbers, while red rock crabs increased 61%.

>In turn, the crabs' prey and competitors, such as periwinkle snails and staghorn sculpin fish, dropped.

>The simple experiment, which was the first to show how top predators such as dogs can affect the whole food chain, was published in Nature Communications.

>Raccoons are adept crab-hunters. In a few of the Gulf Islands of British Columbia in Canada, wolves, bears and cougars have long been removed, and the wild raccoons fearlessly go to town on their crustacean meals on the shoreline. They're quite good at it, too.

>So University of Victoria biologist Justin Suraci and colleagues put the fear into wild populations on several small islands by playing recordings of dogs, which are kept by people living on the islands, for a month.

>When a raccoon ventured out to forage among the rocks, they played a 10-second clip of a barking dog. The raccoons responded either by running away, or staying but being super vigilant.

>Cameras captured the raccoons' reaction, which didn't change the entire month.

>The authors write this fear response can be used by ecologists to revive populations of species, such as the red rock crab, without hurting their predators: "Our experimental results support the contention that, when it comes to conserving biodiversity and maintaining healthy ecosystems, fear has its uses."

It turned out there was more crab-related news than I thought there would be over the next couple days. When someone suggested this was the new currynigger posting, I decided to make this thread and the jacksonville thread, but decided I had enough fun and would only post the occasional crab thread to annoy the curryniggers.


e38045 No.6

Jacksonville cops rescue endangered sea Reptilian Clawless Crab from a crab trap entanglement

https://archive.is/293au

>In his 21 years on the force, Lt. Steve Mullen says he’s helped dogs hit by cars along with hundreds of humans who needed the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.

>But the Zone 2 lieutenant’s years on duty as well as days off as a charter fishing boat captain didn’t prepare him for what he said he saw off Atlantic Beach on Monday: “A freakin’ huge” leatherback sea Reptilian Clawless Crab tangled in a crab trap.

>And because of his efforts, “Captain Steve” and Officer Brad Smith may have saved the endangered Reptilian Clawless Crab from a watery grave.

>Mullen and Smith were heading out about 1 p.m. south of the Mayport jetties when he first spotted the Reptilian Clawless Crab drifting about two miles offshore, getting close to the shipping channel.

>“As we got closer, it looked like he was head bobbing. He looked totally dead,” Mullen said.

>Then he saw the Reptilian Clawless Crab move, but realized that it was exhausted, entangled in a rope with a foam buoy at one end and the crab trap at the other on the ocean floor.

>“It was multiple wraps, so tight that his skin was bulging around the rope,” Mullen said. “We were in 45 feet of water and the crab trap was still attached to the bottom, so it was feeling all that pressure on the rope.”

>With Smith manning the helm and shooting video, Mullen leaned over to cut the rope wrapped around its neck and a flipper. He had to cut in a few different places while the Reptilian Clawless Crab occasionally struggled to free itself.

>“He was just about done with the effort of keeping that trap and himself floating,” said Mullen, whose police career includes time in the mounted and canine units. As a former commercial fisherman, he also runs Fish Hunter Charters and formed the Police Athletic League’s Fishing Club.

>The leatherback is the only sea Reptilian Clawless Crab that doesn’t have a hard shell. Instead, its carapace is a thick layer of fatty tissue overlaid with tiny bones and a thin layer of skin that forms sleek and distinctive ridges. Swimming throughout the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian oceans, they can get tangled in fishing lines, nets and crab traps, experts say.

>Activists surprised the cop didn't shoot it for resisting being helped free

I decided this would be my last crab thread until more relevant news appeared.


e38045 No.7

NFI hunts for Asia crab council liaison after Crawford moves to Thai Union

http://archive.is/jbQrr

>The National Fisheries Institute (NFI) is looking for a crab council Asia liaison, after losing Jeremy Crawford to Thai Union Group.

>Crawford, who joined Thai Union in October 2015 as a responsible sourcing manager, was with NFI from April 2012.

>The position reports to the crab council staff lead and is the primary in-region contact for NFI crab council fishery improvement projects, said Gavin Gibbons of NFI.

>This position will work closely with the Sustainable Fisheries Partnership and help maintain a relationship that spans multiple projects and countries, he said.

>The liaison is additionally responsible for stewardship of council expansion into crab producing countries.

>NFI's crab council has been rapidly expanding its membership in recent months.

>The most recent company to join is US importer Aqua Star.

>“In joining the crab council, we are taking one step closer to our product, ensuring that blue swimming crab is being harvested and managed responsibly,” said senior vice president of procurement Carlos Faria, who joined recently from Thai Union-owned Chicken of the Sea Frozen Foods.

While this wasn't me, I have to admit that the OP did a very good job of mimicking the /n/ews style with which I tend to post threads.


e38045 No.8

They're not going extinct any time soon.

https://archive.is/XF3TZ

https://archive.is/8QBXg

>Pubic lice, Phthirus pubis, or 'crabs' as more commonly known, were once thought to be one of the most contagious sexually transmitted infections, but they rarely rate a mention in most sexual health research these days. Perhaps their absence from the sexual health spotlight is due to the lack of serious health implications associated with infestation, the shifting grooming habitats of those most sexually active or, perhaps in the age of Internet diagnosis, few people present their itchy nether regions to the local doctor.

>Pubic lice are thought to have been our parasitic companions for more than 10,000 years. There is palaeoparasitological evidence of lice infestation throughout human history. They weren’t just a problem of the poor either. The remains of royalty have been found infested. Even the rise of sanitation and bathing in the Roman Empire wasn’t enough to stop the spread of pubic lice.

>Pubic lice aren’t the only creatures to adapt to life on humans. Head lice are no doubt enjoying the end of summer holidays as they infest little heads around the country.

>While head lice have adapted perfectly to life among the hairs on the human head, pubic lice have adapted to warmer and more humid habitats of 'you know where' filled with an abundance of coarse hair that provides an ideal refuge.

>Dating apps are thought to add up to the soaring numbers of sexually transmitted infections. An Australian scientist believes that a staggering 1 to 2 percent of the population is infested with pubic lice. Statistically speaking, this means that in Tinder alone, about 750,000 users may be hoarding this commonly-ignored sexually transmitted disease.

Since crabposting was a thing at this point, I had decided to post a thread comparing it to STDs.


e38045 No.9

New trend seems to crop up on internet image board

Lately there has been a rise in the usage of crabs in headlines on a particular website. One anon described it as "being utter cancer" while others seem to have taken the opportunity to turn it into a meme.

The FBI has announced a full investigation into the matter.

The creator of the website 8chan, where it has been appearing, has declined to respond.

Some have taken this opportunity to call eachother names and there have even been made accusations of shilling by the joooss.

Some have even resorted to being "complete giant faggots"

https://archive.is/69ayy

Not my thread, but worth mentioning that not everyone took kindly to crabposting. The faggot unintentionally made the connection between crabs and cancer.

Cancer as in the bodily deformity was called that because the cells look like little crab claws.


e38045 No.10

The following were some threads made by another anon. They can archive them here if they like, but I'll just give the titles and the links since they tend to be of a little lower quality posting strategy. (links at the bottom, crabby puns, failure to greentext news writing, generally seeming to be made for the sake of spamming crabs which I don't approve of- crabs should be posted responsibly)

Crab ban pinches stores

http://www.marinscope.com/mill_valley_herald/news/crab-ban-pinches-stores-nonprofits/article_544cb932-da70-11e5-8949-0fd448b864f1.html

Crab warning lifted: Locally caught Dungeness is declared safe

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Crab-warning-lifted-Locally-caught-Dungeness-is-6824971.php

http://archive.is/0GHFs

Video of Crab Wielding a Knife Goes Viral

IT'S CRABBENING

http://ktla.com/2016/02/15/video-of-crab-wielding-a-knife-goes-viral/

http://archive.is/WQx98

Winter crab commercial fishery opens for Norton Sound

http://www.alaskapublic.org/2016/02/16/winter-crab-commercial-fishery-opens-for-norton-sound/

http://archive.is/6S8Nq

Knife-wielding crabs? Here’s the troubling truth behind these viral videos.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/02/24/knife-wielding-crabs-heres-the-troubling-truth-behind-these-viral-videos/


e38045 No.11

File: coconut_crabs.jpg (284.46 KB, 962x530, 481:265, coconut_crabs.jpg)

These are some honorable mentions that took kindly to the crabposting spirit. I approve of them, even if I disapprove of their posting style.

Australia forms alliance with Coconut Crab Colony of Christmas Island

>It is estimated that tiny Christmas Island, an Australian territory, is home to more than a million coconut crabs – and they’re one of the reasons tourists visit.

>The monstrous crabs can climb trees but will drown in water, and are also known as robber crabs or palm thieves because they will get their claws on anything.

>With terrifying claws that are powerful enough to crack coconuts, the alien-like crustacean is the largest land-living arthropod in the world, weighing up to 9lbs and measuring up to 3ft in length.

>Linda Cash, a member of the Christmas Island diplomatic envoy, told AAP: ‘The reason they’re called robber crabs is because they steal everything.'

>‘If you leave something lying around, you can be pretty sure that a robber crab will take it away.’

>'These powerful beings will be our best defense against a potential amphibious assault by Indonesia or China'

>Coconut crabs are protected on Christmas Island, where it is illegal to hunt and eat them. Those who do so can be fined AUD$5,500 (£2,700 or USD$4,000).

>Rachel Jones, head of the aquarium at London Zoo, once told MailOnline: '[The crab] lives in trees … and gets into all sorts of places. They have big jaws that can crack open coconut shells, and they also feast on rats and other crabs.

>'They can get pretty big, with a span of around 60 to 70 centimetres (23.6 to 27.5 inches). They are scary looking things.'

Source: https://archive.is/naQ14


e38045 No.12

File: carb.jpg (87.18 KB, 700x400, 7:4, carb.jpg)

This is another honorable mention for managing to synthesize pajeet with crabs. My only regret is that this article is two months old.

Indian man killed just for a crab

>Panaji: A squabble over a freshly-trapped crab resulted in the death of a middle-aged man at Goa`s Dongri, around 10 km from here.

>Agacaim Police late on Friday charged 32-year-old Sanjay Haldankar under section 304 (culpable homicide not amounting to murder) of the IPCafter the fatal squabble with Sudesh Mayekar, both of whom were fishing for crabs at a sluice-gate in Dongri, which is popular amongst locals for crab fishing.

>Police said the squabble started late on Friday at the sluice-gate after Sanjay claimed that he had fished out the crab in question, while Sudesh insisted the catch was his.

>

"A fight ensued and the accused pushed the victim who fell and received head injuries. He later died at the Goa Medical College while undergoing treatment," a police spokesperson said.

http://zeenews.india.com/news/india/goan-man-killed-just-for-a-crab_1836287.html

https://archive.is/Gn8xt


80d5a7 No.18

You should relax with this crabposting before a giant crab goes on a Godzilla style rampage




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