No.804
Post personal stories where you dealt with autistic individuals.
>be 5th grade me
>sheltered straight edge model little fuck
>be white knight for everyone
>one day this changes
>I've had enough of the autist antics of T
>there was an autist we will call T
>T would rub peoples hair, no one knew why
>I think he got off on it personally
>He walked up on every fucking person with some autist stealth
>then a clammy hand extended briefly rubbing hair then he would fucking run off
>He does this to me one day
>surprise motherfucker I know your weakness
>I discovered if you said "I broke your shield" T would stop
>I said this to him
>tears rose in his eyes
>He fucking yells "No you didn't" and ran off
>Tard wrangler arrives on scene in time to send me to the office
>Basically got told not to talk to tards lol
T left after that stage of school, not sure where he went but he probably still out there grabbing hair.
I have more stories but I'm bad at writing them.
No.823
>be freshman in highschool
>have le edgy scene girl in a few of my classes, must have been at least 200 pounds
>takes every opportunity to talk about her psychotically leftist politics
>like I'm kind of leftist, but she's fucking insane
>always talks about how freedom of speech is dead and the government is run by big businesses
>friends and I always laugh at her
>find out my uncle married her mom
>she is my cousin now
>pretty sure she's still fucking retarded five years later
No.825
>Be in high school
>There's a kid who is pretty much only known for being a fucking lunatic
>Only have scattered stories
>Drops his pants and pisses on the gym floor, even though there's a bathroom like 20 feet away
>Does this at least once a week
>Again in gym, we convince him that a girl likes him
>He spends the rest of the period following her with an obvious hardon, but never says a word
>A couple of guys who pretend to be gay rapists to fuck with people decide to mess with him
>Before they can even reach him he flips his lunch tray in the air and runs out of the cafeteria at sanic speed
>Sits in the library watching MLP videos on the computer
>while rocking back and forth and making weird grunts
>like he's trying to stealth fap and failing miserably
>there were 50+ people in there, several of them sitting right next to him
He may just sound retarded, but nobody ever looked after him and he could speak just fine, so I don't know.
No.850
>in school
>this IDIOT
>His name is Alex Webb
>Biggest retard in the business
>He's a sonic the hedgehog fan
>and BOY does it show
>He brings up his intrests when nobody gives a damn, usually while class is going on
>he has a fetish for vacuums
>The teachers barely do any thing about it
>his dialect
>HIS DIALECT
>Ooooh boy
>you could replace him with chewbacca and he'd probably be more understandable
>so many accents on the wrong syllables
>he constantly bothers me
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>That's his trademark screech.
>He has teeth like a british person
>HE LITERALLY HAS FANGS
>THEY PROTRUDE LIKE A WALRUS
No.867
I always end up ranting about this fuck.
>be me, given counterfeit autism card in case of emergency fuckup in school
>be in eigth grade
>second year of orchestra
>all excited to play cello and maybe sit in the first row with my friend
>one guy left in ninth grade and it ranks by superiority, so he gets first chair
>walks with a weird gait, speaks out of turn, comments are all shit; the normal signs
>shitshitshit it's an autist, let's call him J
>don't want to be associated or else i'll catch J's autism
>already in school's overflowing pseudo-psychologist meetings (we run the business in counterfeit autism cards)
>when I go J comes as well
>tfw lumped with Asperger King
No.869
>>867But wait there's more
>meetings are torture>J always pulls the "damn neurotypicals i'm better i'm not normal">if not this then random comments>i get time taken away from playing cello for this shit>i've complained to the autism counterfeiter about this and nothing happens>one day J won't shut up about his aspie bullshit>reach out like a pimp and slap the ho on the hand like i'm scolding the child he is>autism counterfeiter is distraught and we end up with separate meeting times>great success but still have the battle in class>concert comes around>J brings a wood plank to school with a face drawn on, we've never seen this and don't know what the fuck is happening>teacher on stage announces who got into all-county and all-state orchestras>J, on stage: "What about Plank? He made all-world!">teacher grimaces but ignores it>walk by J at end of concert>some saint broke his plank in half and J is carrying the pieces like his dog died>he sobers up for the remainder of the year No.870
What I did to deserve meeting these two horrid individuals, I'll never know.
>14 years old and visiting an old friend for his birthday. We'll call him B, was 14. Hadn't talked to him in 4 years.
>Pretty chill guy, but his two friends were odd
>One was a rabid anime fan, never shut the fuck up about Bleach and whatever the hell he was watching at the time. Call him D. He was 12.
>The other was morbidly obese, but was alright and normal at the time. Call him A. He was 13.
>Over time, these two people became progressively worse
>A starts liking MLP and never shuts up about it. Puts pony references in everything
>Reveals he jacks off to the characters peeing. Literally just pissing.
>Makes random horse noises in public and walks on all fours when in buildings
>He traced pony pictures from the internet and taped them to his door and all around his house
>Find out he dropped out of fucking 2ND GRADE. His parents pulled him out because ONE kid called him fat. No homeschool or online school, just stopped altogether.
>Few years later, B and I just stop talking to him.
>Never leaves his house and I live miles away, wasn't difficult.
>D is even worse. Eventually talks nonstop about anime and how deep it is and how I should watch it with him.
>Tell him I don't care, he presses on for years to come.
>B stopped being friends with him because he's so goddamn annoying and naive
>Tried to put up with his weeaboo bullshit.
>He starts "learning" Japanese from his shows and tries to speak these broken sentences to m
>I actually majored in Japanese and Spanish, his words hurt so much
>Quotes his dumbass characters in his profiles and in every conversation. Overuses his random ^_^ emoticons
>Starts quoting LOL RANDOM internet memes in conversations
>Copies shit from the internet then says that he made it up
>All his friends are just like him.
>He and one of his friends literally go up to nearly every person they see and say "I love you", before kissing them on the cheek and petting their hair
>Tries dressing up like the characters from his shows every day
>"Reenacts" fights from the shows with his friends
>B encourages me to avoid him
>Years of this torture, he messages me on Steam saying he's bisexual.
>I'm bi so I really didn't care. Ask him when he discovered he also found guys attractive
>Tells me he DOESN'T like guys in any way, he's just bisexual
>What the fuck
>Try to reason with him for 10 minutes, but he has no grasp on reality
>So mad I just cut off the chat with him. Can't fucking take it anymore
>Delete him from fucking everything and block him in every way
>Feels so good
>Few days later, on a business trip to California
>Texts me on his mom's phone, asking why I deleted him and how he "knows he isn't a great person"
>I finally told him off and mentioned every little thing about him that annoyed me, no punches pulled
>He starts bringing out the self-pity and edgy attitude about how no one understands him
>Then says that I was just jealous because he had a girlfriend and that I "needed to cleanse the darkness consuming me"
>Tells me I'm blind, have no future, and have a very corrupted view of the world
>I'm on a business trip, he sits in his mom's house all day watching anime
>Tells me I was his brother in his "other life"
>He then blocks me before I can respond to his nonsense
I'm laughing and seething with rage at this guy. I just can't fathom how someone can act this way and believe they're normal.
I have another story about one of A's friends, but this thing is way too long. Post some other time.
No.873
>9th grade gym class
>a downs and an autist join our class
>genuinely be nice to them
>the autist is generally silent, played killer basketball
>one day during ball hockey I give the downs a high-five for getting a goal
>he grabs my arm and starts making out with my ear
>I'm standing there paralyzed with fear
>everyone laughing at me
>gym teacher decides to get him off me
>asks me why I didn't do anything
>tell him because I was scared
>everyone including the gym teacher and assistants are laughing at me
And I never did anything gym related again. I'm traumatized and scared of them for life now.
No.877
>>870This asshole again. Guess I'll write about that friend now.
Met this guy around the same time all those years ago, except I stopped talking to him way sooner.
>Get introduced to one of A's friends before he became intolerable, we'll call him W, age 13.>Knew nothing personal about him for the first couple of months. He just played Halo and GTA4 all day.>Later reveals he dropped out of 3RD GRADE, for reasons unknown, not dissimilar from A.>Develops these ridiculous anger problems over the course of the year>Starts wearing a tiger tail and cat ears around in public.>Starts to purr and make "cat noises" at people.>Red flags waving, but I didn't see them.>He starts watching MLP with A.>Decides to tape a horse tail to his tiger tail. No change to the ears. Starts to neigh with A, but no all fours.>One day: A, B, W, and myself took a quick trip to the store.>Walking back home afterward, hear some commotion behind me.>W is literally trying to strangle B.>Panic panic panic>B shoves him off and we ask what happened>W starts yelling and crying, saying that he hated B because he blew up his motorcycle in GTA.>Try to calm him down, but he begins thrashing about on the ground>Just leave him and go home>B and I never talked to him again after that. A still hung around him.Not as bad as the first two, but still embarrassing.
From what I heard, A and W had a falling out eventually because W stole his online girlfriend or some shit.
I don't fucking care. Why do I meet stable-looking people who turn out to be insane?
No.889
>Am attending college
>Am shy, it takes me a while to find people to hang out with
>Most of the way through the semester, I find a group of people to hang out with.
>Meet "O"
>Me and O play some Monster Hunter
>O seems like an okay guy; about the same degree of nerd as me
>Next semester
>O starts watching My Little Pony
>O starts wearing a neon blue wolf tail in public
>O's mannerisms and speech start to seem slightly disconnected from reality
>Don't pay it much mind at first
>Next semester
>I take the semester off for work and independent study
>Next semester
>Meet back up with school friends
>O is conspicuously absent
>I ask where O is
>Friends tell me what's up
>O continued down the cringey spiral that he began a couple semesters ago
>No one's sure what he's spending his time doing now
>Has showed up to a couple game nights and meetings and is generally unbearable
>Immediately before dropping off the face of the earth, O claimed that he was working on-
I shit you not-
>"A mathematical formula to make Pokemon real"
I used to think that MLP just attracted the worst kinds of autism. I'm now beginning to believe that it actually causes it.
No.892
>>823>tumblr memesYou are the cringe.
No.915
>>823
>>always talks about how freedom of speech is dead and the government is run by big businesses
>>friends and I always laugh at her
You're the cringe-worthy one, anon.
>>like I'm kind of leftist
Confirmed for the cringe-worthy one.
Now take your tumblr gif and get the fuck out of here.
No.926
Oh my god
I have a few good things
No.927
I am busy now but I may post them tomorrow.
One being about a furry who would hump me when I was jailb8 out in public
Another being this autist who would harass and follow my friend around.
He would recite the entire script (including sfx) of Adventure time and family guys episodes if you had an empty seat next to you.
No.945
>>823
You dont belong here.
No.952
>>867
Holy shit counterfeit autism sounds really cool. Like if you fuck up you get away with it because autism?