I really need to vent, I'm so fucking mad right now. Here it goes.
>shitty three stack
>none of them calling strats
>constantly telling me and other guy to keep a positive attitude to win
>me and random exchanging ideas for plays, deciding what we'll do and asking the stack if they're down with it
>stack never replies, tells us to 'keep a positive attitude' until we win
>all three members of the stack DC at one point to 'reboot'
>round 13 they try to kick the other random
>"dude kick this kid hes toxic"
>"yeah this guy is toxic as fuck"
>"fuck this toxic kid dude"
>vote no
>nerd rage imminent
>down 0-14 T side nuke
>one of the three man freaks the fuck out and mutes everyone, calls us "toxic"
>the rest of the three stack spaz out on mic "THESE KIDS ARE TOXIC AS FUCK WE'RE JUST GOING TO PLAY AS OUR OWN TEAM AND WIN"
>three stack walks outside without smoke, dies, leave bomb in an unreachable position
>random gets a kill on ramp
>gets another kill on B
>I buy an awp, get out of spawn late, head for ramp
>3k their team, one heaven, one in vent (noscope) and one on B ramps
>three stack chimping out the halftime chat saying I 'baited them' and that 'these guys are so toxic'
>me and random Molotov ourselves until the game is over
>having the only sheriff's star, I tell my team that I'm the sheriff and they can't tell me what to do
>they call me toxic
>I call them toxic
>we lose
16-1, I thought this shit would stop after the nova ranks, what the fuck. And what the fuck is toxic? Is that some way of calling someone a noob and not look like an idiot when you're doing way worse than they are?
Sorry for this massive shitpost, I'm really mad about this, match making really fucked me today. I guess make this a shitposting about bad team threads?