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File: 1418858248938.png (214.31 KB, 666x301, 666:301, mootcuck.png)

 No.1[Reply]

im too lazy to make an image board. and after all this is nothing but a circle-jerk so heres this iframe.

moot gets cucked in every thread
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 No.348

Alright, which one of you borked cuckchan? 4chan is broke as shit rn




File: e56c1f5550487af⋯.jpg (21.14 KB, 214x252, 107:126, 1425057822125.jpg)

 No.250[Reply]

official ban support thread.

I know what you're going through and want you to know we are here for you

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 No.399

File: 035a7b90179d96a⋯.jpg (193.68 KB, 454x579, 454:579, where do i even begin.jpg)

>>379

>ranting on /cuckchan/

>about some esoteric detail of gommunism that nobody cared about in the first place

where's the circle of hell lower than here, I want to send you to it


 No.415

I got 24h ban from /v/ once when I dumped shitposts on thread that everybody else was seemingly dumping them as well. I'm not that mad because "everybody else was doing it" isn't really a valid defense.


 No.416

File: c5516384aac953d⋯.png (173.08 KB, 1215x847, 1215:847, 8chan a ban.png)

8chan is run just like 4chan now. I don't think this website is a good refuge. I think I'll try reddit.


 No.447

File: b33b68edc6d2260⋯.png (718.35 KB, 743x781, 743:781, TjYrpkn.png)

>>250

got banned for this, went to irc since the post wasn't off topic or lewd. I asked a mod why i ot banned he jsut said because you're a moron and now im also banned from the irc. I assume all of you have static ips?


 No.448

>>416

you deserved it, nothing of value was lost




File: 5e6d4b548bb400e⋯.jpg (109.33 KB, 270x270, 1:1, b05fab5c-50eb-4b44-bf33-b6….jpg)

 No.438[Reply]

I was told to come here and banned from /b/ for posting myself…do I belong here? This board is dead

 No.446




File: b5d278aad8d9ad5⋯.jpg (71.34 KB, 481x598, 37:46, belle delphine.jpg)

 No.444[Reply]

>be me

>hooked nose, 5'2 manlet, recessive jaw, Steve Buscemi eyes

>all women that cross my path feels nothing but disgust by my appearance

>turns 30

>still kissless and virgin

>since I'm still living in the boomer era all my relatives start believing I'm either gay or mentally handicapped

>depression kicks in stronger than ever

>try to get some sleep like I do every day

>weird dream starts

>hear a voice hard to describe as male or female speaking in a language I've never heard before, but oddly I could comprehend the meaning of some words

>I was slowly getting used to the strange dialect of the voice and in his last sentence I figured out everything perfectly

>"the defective seed shall never sprout outside the garden of RuiK-NaiN, and only by the hand of the gardener Tol-liE RegdoR the mighty tree will be born out of it" that is what the voice said

>finally able to see myself inside the dream

>the sky was seafoam green with orange spear-shaped clouds

>I was next to huge cliff that was at least 650 foot tall

>the vegetation both over and under the cliff looked extra-terrestrial in appearance, with trees having arachnid-like over-ramified trunks with leaves that would range from purple, pink and blue in color

>I heard once that you can only see places you saw in the real life in dreams, but I'm sure as hell I've never seen anything like this before, not even in movies

>suddenly, the thing appeared

>it's hideousness was only barely describable

>the top of the head had hundreds of phallic tentacles that would cover part of the face like hair

>the eyes were two pairs of slug-like antennae with googly eyes on the tip of each one, the pupils were also blurred like the ones of some rare species of frogPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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File: adc64192063dbb4⋯.jpg (75.38 KB, 720x960, 3:4, belle delphine7.jpg)

>I want to go away, but my curiosity leads me even further

>I finally reach the end of the corridor, where I can hear with clarity the singing and screeching of the people inside, it was the same dialect of the hideous creature from my dream

>I walk in

>some cult-like shit was happening inside the industrial shed

>3 circles of people were performing some kind of weird ritual

>the first composed of tenths of people, both men and women, naked walking on their hands and knees with their index fingers sticked inside of each other anuses, there were all kinds of human faces on it but the only thing they all had in common is that they were all unattractive, just like me

>the second circle was far smaller, only 8 hooded figures beating the drums ceaselessly

>the final circle only had 4 people and they were also hooded, all the 4 were using shovels to throw coal inside a huge clay oven that was attached to some statue on the top of it

>and the worst of all, the statue looked like an archaic version of the hideous thing from my dream, it also had 4 rectangular holes in the chest to allow the smoke to go out

>suddenly, I finally feel calmer, it was like I was hearing the soothing singing of a loving mother even though I still knew the whole thing was chaotic as hell

>I jump over the first circle, it was easy since they were all bent over, none of them even appeared to notice me

>I walk through the second circle, they also didn't seem to be bothered with my presence

>I reach the final circle

>I'm now in a state of pure bliss, like if all negative emotions had left my body all at once

>now I'm only barely conscious, standing still in front of the flames of the oven

>I instinctively deliver a brief speech

>"THE DEFECTIVE SEED IS READY TO SPROUT", I say

>the hooded figures all hit their sPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




File: 996a98f1d02cc42⋯.jpg (23.88 KB, 377x567, 377:567, index-37.jpg)

 No.306[Reply]

what if there was a branch of the military that had really easy training and you can pretty much do whatever you want and also you are allowed to smoke weed on duty.

think about it, they would have the highest (pun intended) KD ratio because they wouldn't rush in like other soldiers they would be careful and think about what they are going to do before they did it.

like soldiers but intelligent

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 No.420

>all these low KD noobies getting mad at what's essentially a stoner's take on troll physics.

Your 1st deployment was a success OP.


 No.427

>>306

>people took this ruse seriously


 No.441

>>306

There was such an outfit during the Viet Nam war back in the 60s but these dumb shit asshole faggots were so fucked up high all the time that on the one occasion they got dropped into a hot zone they all got killed because they were all a bunch of stupid hippie commie faggots who didn't into warfare and fighting and shit so they all got themselves killed and

THEY ALL OPENED THE DOOR THEY ALL GOT ON THE FLOOR THEY ALL WALKED THE DINOSAUR


 No.442

File: ee9d85238b8a12a⋯.jpg (97.64 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Trollfighter.jpg)

>>420

> a stoner's take on troll physics.

Stoners are too stupid and too high to understand troll physics, bruh.


 No.443

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>>308

ALL THESE DUMB ASS NIGGERS FELL FOR IT

(((THEY FUCKING FELL FOR IT!)))

>>GET! THE! FUCK! OUT!




File: 45d7880605d3bec⋯.png (156.27 KB, 985x812, 985:812, 1483472899628.png)

 No.405[Reply]

Ponies!

 No.437

>>405

niggers


 No.440

>>437

Yeah, sure of course they're niggers but at least nobody gets banned for posting nigger ponies or talking shit about the mods or saying anything bad about the board owner like they do over on >>>CuckFaggotLoserChan




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 No.247[Reply]

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File: 1a17b3dcf1f5b19⋯.jpg (2.31 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 1545180768135-1103614091.jpg)

 No.431[Reply]

Giving tarot card reads.

Olde English deck, 1500s

 No.433

>>431

sure hit me up




File: 506887dbb3435d8⋯.gif (227.31 KB, 240x320, 3:4, cY1D5QK.gif)

 No.429[Reply]

NIGGER

 No.430

Nigger




File: 67b3dd304f01117⋯.png (2.88 KB, 128x128, 1:1, sudofox.png)

 No.425[Reply]

I was told to come here after accidentally bumping my own thread twice. So here I am. If anyone cares it's this one: https://8ch.net/v/res/15690496.html

 No.432




File: 7f4cc77fd271735⋯.jpg (112.84 KB, 630x414, 35:23, gunsmiths 0018994893.jpg)

 No.411[Reply]

So here I am I guess.

 No.418

Lol fag


 No.421

>>411

You're a Zoomer/Gen Z.


 No.424

Zoomers aren't people.




File: 3a4f8fee74fb479⋯.gif (510.13 KB, 2000x800, 5:2, hail AIPAC.gif)

 No.414[Reply]

Where my magapedes at?

 No.428

>maybe if I draw the people I don't like as gross people will stop supporting them!




File: 0a89bb62dcb9dd9⋯.jpg (373.66 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 20180803_172335.jpg)

 No.396[Reply]

How old do I look?

 No.404

Like a faggot


 No.406

Half Jew.


 No.410

lmao, you're that fag from the /bant/ wagecuck thread


 No.412

Like if Elliot Rodgers was even more of a virgin birthed from a test tube instead of a vagina




File: 937912b162989a5⋯.png (2.08 MB, 11206x11221, 11206:11221, 937912b162989a5bc993336f52….png)

 No.409[Reply]

Hello everybrony



File: 91fb1f27dd4beef⋯.jpg (5.11 KB, 250x208, 125:104, 1522411722617s.jpg)

 No.354[Reply]

>tfw need to get my dick sucked

 No.376

>>354

suck it yourself faggot


 No.408

I'll suck it, OP.




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