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File: 1431977257381.jpg (274.75 KB, 679x960, 679:960, e90fe7781aef0f73a9d090b32f….jpg)

 No.119663

Netherlands thread because anons asked for it.

The only and best country with grachts and windmolens

inb4 ded after 2 posts

 No.119666

>>119663

H-how hard is it to get a dutch bf to play vidya, cuddle, go on trips and adventures?


 No.119667

>>119666

I wouldn't really know.

I'm new to being gay forgive me

Maybe another Dutchie can enlighten you.


 No.119671

Cooking for a boyfriend while camping.

cuddling in a tent on the cold evenings.

How many here are just lonely and would want to engage in a cuddle pile.


 No.119674

This thread will probably get some steam tomorrow. all the cutes need to get their beauty sleep right about now. (me included, though i dont know if i qualify as cute enough : P)


 No.119677

>>119666

>adventures

What do you think Dutch people are? Hobbits?

Wait a second…

>Dutch family

>Everyone walks around barefoot all the time

>We all hoard absolutely everything

>Any excuse to get together is an excuse for a huge party with tons of food

>Unnaturally long lives by human standards

>Hairy feet

>Everyone smokes (pipe)weed

Oh my fuck, I think my family is composed of Hobbits. Help me.


 No.119683

>>119677

do you look like frodo ?

i would cuddle with a cute little frodo : P

in fact i would give him a foot massage (if he shaved first)


 No.119689

>>119677

Ehh, I thought like trips and visiting exotic places, but okay.


 No.119699

why are the netherlands so filled with qt'? come to Germany dammit


 No.120107

>>119689

Hey, do you think we could organize some kind of sauna trip with people?

i fucking love the sauna, and we can all relax in together. just talk a bit.

and maybe for some, something will stick.

(i do hope you guys have visited saunas before, they are amazing in the Netherlands) or Scandinavian countrys in general


 No.120115

>>119677

>Dutch people

>Hobbits

I think most of us are way too tall to qualify as hobbits.

tfw 1.96m tall


 No.120118

>>120115

175 cm : <

should we start posting pics, or are we all way to shy ?


 No.120199

>>120118

You first


 No.120292

File: 1432064527710.jpg (344.66 KB, 1188x892, 297:223, kankernederlanders.jpg)

I'll just get this over with:

KANKER

That's all.

Great thread tho, will be lurking to see where it's going.


 No.120293

>>120107

>implying everyone wont get a boner and it wont be either super awkward or an orgy


 No.120297

File: 1432065175072.jpg (Spoiler Image, 142.59 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, WIN_20150519_210658.JPG)

Guess I'll have to be the first then to post a picture.

Sub from the south here :)


 No.120298

>>120293

nah man, saunas are actually the least sexual things there are, they are just so relaxing.

or maybe thats just me since my parents took me to saunas a lot between the ages of 6-12


 No.120313

>>120297

That's a p nice guitar. You any good?


 No.120314

>>120313

A bit. I usually just play for fun, mostly metal and rock. Hardest song I can sort of play is Drifter by In Flames.


 No.120333

>>120297

What kind of cactus is the one in the background?


 No.120336

>>120333

No fucking clue. It's not really a cactus though (no spikes) but it is a succulent.


 No.120342

>>120298

I've never been to a sauna before, but I wouldn't come anyways because I live in Germany


 No.120357

>>120115

Every man in my family is over 6', and I'm only 5'8". Something weird happened when I was in puberty and I just stopped growing at age 12. I'm still proportioned like a teenager and also have a kinda small dick.

Being a raging pedo, I don't mind this arrangement at all.


 No.120543

>>120357

>5'8''

>small

kek


 No.120658

>>120333

Canuck Dutchie here. It's most likely a Christmas cactus. It's not a Dutch home without one.


 No.120661

File: 1432107381145.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.24 KB, 275x200, 11:8, 1412801790717.jpg)

>>120658

If you say so


 No.120672

>>120107

Yeah would be fun, but doubt most here would be able to go and be there. Don't worry I am from scandi, so I do visit saunas a lot.

>>120293

In a good sauna, it will be hard to achieve a boner, because of heat. Also I have never gotten a boner just randomly. I either have to touch my dick for a while, or be touched by someone I like OR watch cuteboys use their butts for lewd stuff(that's the only time my dick goes berserk alone).


 No.120928

File: 1432162825461.jpg (106.15 KB, 522x919, 522:919, ss (2015-05-21 at 12.23.19….jpg)

Since the thread is dying anyways, let's post pictures of our glorious Dutch faces to keep this thing rolling!


 No.120949

>>119663

I've been wondering how many fellow Dutchies were around here. More than I expected, that's for sure. pleasant surprise

>>119671

I would! Realistically speaking I'm not sure if I'd really be up for a relationship with a guy (not even with a girl, frankly), anyone could do much better, but I'd love to have someone to cuddle with from time to time.

>>120115

>tfw 1.77m

It would've been so much better in most other countries, but in the Netherlands it seems close to the border of average height (if that); it doesn't help that most of my friends are above average height, either…


 No.121038

>>120949

Dutchies are abornmally tall because of the headstart they had with all the genetically engineered food and chemicals and whatnot.

In America 1.77 isn't that bad.


 No.121098

>>120928

You look nice, i think.

its hard to see when you try to hide your entire face with that expression : P

il post maybe.

maybe not


 No.121202

>>120928

Cutie :3


 No.121496

>>121475

True, true, it could've been worse indeed. My height doesn't seem to be an issue with most things, to boot.

>that pic

Too cute, Anon.


 No.121681

>>121496

So you want to be tall for the traps? also post pics.

>>121475

would braid hair/10


 No.121804

Anyone from Overijssel/the east of the Netherlands? Shy thin bicurious guy here, 1.78m

I guess I could be called a twink? idk ;..;


 No.121860

File: 1432335480835.gif (136.46 KB, 516x275, 516:275, tumblr_mt9g5s8NIR1si7q9qo1….gif)

Mag je hier geen nederlands praten ofzo?

Is it illegal to talk mutant german here or something?


 No.121862

>>121860

It's more inclusive.


 No.121998

>>121681

I wouldn't mind being tall for the traps, no.

Something like 10cm taller would've been a huge difference already

Not posting any pics; I'm too shy, too paranoid I might be recognized, and I'm not really a looker. At all.


 No.122032

>>121860

I don't speak a word of it, but it's a really neat sounding language.


 No.122073

>>121860

Dat mag wel maar blijkbaar willen mensen dat niet. En besides, op halfchan gingen mensen in Nederdraden alles Nederlandizeren en fucking al het chanspeak letterlijk vertalen naar het Nederlands. Daardoor werd het daar echt een kankerboel.

Dus: Nederlands mag, maar ga niet te ver negert, laat het niet zo kanker worden als op halfchan.


 No.122086

>>121804

post pic?


 No.122087

>>122032

Don't bother with it, soon enough everyone will only speak german and everything else gets eradicated!


 No.122102

>>122073

Dat is de grap juist, dat je alles letterlijk vertaalt. Nederlandse vertalingen klinken nooit goed. Nooit.


 No.122107

>>122073

>>122102

guys lets not chase out the curious cuteboys who just want to see whats going on in the nederdraad.


 No.122123

>>122107

you got shittons of cuteboys over there already, do you want to take the remaining ones away from us too? Are you that cruel?


 No.122136

>>122102

Nou en? Iedereen in de halfchan Nederdraden was een kankerflikker. Het was gewoon fucking belachelijk dom, je kon met niemand over wat dan ook praten. Het was letterlijk altijd 100% shitposten. Dat ze branden in de ovens, die achterlijke kneuzen.

Maarja, doe die shit gewoon niet man. Het verkankert alles. Dit is een mooie thread.

>>122107

Yes.


 No.137408

Sorry, not at home atm.

Will post later anon :3


 No.137409

>>137408

>>122086

God damnit, forgot to link back


 No.137412

>>121804

bi virgin from gelderland here.

complete switch.


 No.137424

Hey, send me an email :D


 No.137425


 No.137494

>>137424

Post yours and i might send one out : x


 No.137523

Click the name. Or here: randomencountermail@gmail.com ;)


 No.137524

>>137494

N E W F A G

E

W

F

A

G


 No.137528

>>137523

>>137494

Forgot to link again, how many times can this happen in a row :|

>>137524

Be nice.


 No.137529

File: 1432420545625.jpg (70.21 KB, 576x1023, 192:341, 1417721944696.jpg)

>>122136

Helemaal gelijk, elke keer daar is het altijd dom gepost over niks met kanker dit en kanker dat.

Translation

you are right we sure are safe here in under sea level land ja ja.


 No.137532

>tfw no cuteboy in northern France to cuddle and be friends with

Oh well, netherlands isn't that far off, now, is it?


 No.137552

>>137532

I'd fuck a French qt that let out qt French moans. But you don't seem very bottom-ish. Are you?


 No.137556

>>137529

that fucking picture, seriously FUCK these kids, every single one of them


 No.137914

>>137524

>>137523

Yeah i remembered it was something like that, but when i clicked the name nothing happened. So i opened the name in another screen and i thought the email looked to much like a placeholder to be your.

woops ;-;


 No.138102

>>137408

Sweet~


 No.138314

>>137552

I'm not exactly a bottom, no. I'd let people fuck me, though.


 No.138617

>dat gevoel wanneer mensen je string zien die je vergeten bent op te ruimen

kanker


 No.138618

Post butt

in string of course

penis is welcome to


 No.138619

Sorry, mate.

People are home right now.

Also: shaving really depresses me.

I got a flat man-ass anyways.


 No.138620

>>138619

MM strange , i cant imagine wearing cute things without shaving. though i bet it feels nice to wear.

And your probably aint that hairy.

I was wondering, what made you buy the string (and was it embarrassing ? ;-;

I want one


 No.138629

>>138620

>implying I don't have more

http://www.pabo.nl/jarretel-top-string-isabella/p/243990203

I got the entire set, with matching stockings and some heels.

I should've gone for an actual corset, though, to hide my fat more.

Just a PO box or something and you can order things without your parents knowing.

I just ordered shit to my home. I'm home 24/7 anyways.


 No.138646

https://strawpoll.me/4448311

Let's get a gauge on how many Dutch fags are here…


 No.138647

File: 1432545825762.jpg (92.85 KB, 408x488, 51:61, 1345499765327.jpg)

>>138646

>geen "Ik ben een allochtoon" optie


 No.138648

>>138314

Post pics


 No.138662

File: 1432548105800.png (485.36 KB, 548x693, 548:693, 1431730271573.png)

Fuck, vergeten.


 No.138665

>>138648

Not in this thread, send me a mail with yours and I'll send mine.


 No.138677

>>138648

>>138665

Il join

i wish i had the courage to post here


 No.138703

>>138677

your email adress sounds like you are a furry that is into scat

disgusting


 No.138707

>>138662

The fuck ben je vergeten dan?

>>138665

I'm not that qt man.

What do you want to see?

Also you fucked up the formatting on your mail. It shows up like "until.the.end.of.the.universe@".


 No.138740

File: 1432557608223.jpg (312.99 KB, 1169x1746, 1169:1746, 1426029833297.jpg)

>>138703

i like bunnys, and my hair color is brown..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE

But maybe your right i guess il change it ;w;


 No.138749

>>138740

oh god that is so cute


 No.138768

Awawa, another immigrant reporting in, I live near amstelveen.

Scottish originally but I've lived here almost all my life.

I just want to be someone's bottom ;-;

And would you cunts *please* just learn to use the Zeemap. Though I have to say I'm proud of every little marker that pops up :3

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1128712


 No.138772

>>138677

>>138707

until.the.end.of.the.universe@gmail.com

sorry boys


 No.138785

are there any of you dutchfags near the german border? Only seeing one in belgium on the map and he has been on there for too long so I'm scared to message


 No.138793

TFW you move from Rotterdam to Kralendijk for a Job offer when i was 18.. Now I'm stuck here.. in the hell hole called the former Netherlands Antilles SEND HELP


 No.138824

>>138768

I need a bottom.

Can't see you on the map though.


 No.138854

changed mails

: x

dutchanonboy@gmail.com


 No.138888

>>138785

I do, I live in Kerkrade.


 No.143866

>>138888

damn you are almost German then, you should betray your country and tell me your email or kik if you wanna chat


 No.143904

File: 1432654377851.png (2.02 MB, 2075x3000, 83:120, 012.png)

why are probably like 70% of the people on this board not on the map yet? You don't need to put the pin exactly on your house, mine is a few kilometres off too


 No.143910

File: 1432655316804.jpg (755.35 KB, 1944x2592, 3:4, IMG_20150314_190524_1.jpg)

>>119663

Guess I'll just post my mug on here then.

HAI!


 No.143927

>>143904

Because I'm paranoid and use a different email every time I contact a cuteboy.


 No.143931

>>143866

I'd rather not use my email here, and apparently kik is only for smartphones (which I don't have). Got skype though?


 No.144067

You dont look bad, post tummy.

hi


 No.144466

>>121475

We talked a little but your email is deleted and your zeemap marker is gone,

You are probably done with /cuteboys/ but in case you are not send me an email. i liked our conversation. and would love to have you teach me how to play CSGO some time or play some hearthstone.


 No.144468

>>119666

APPARENTLY ITS REALLY SUPER HARD :(


 No.144506

WELL WHY CANT WE ORGANIZE A MEET UPTHEN


 No.144508

>>144506

We should.

We really should. Prolly in Amsterdam or something.


 No.144511

>>144508

But im super anti social ;-; and shy


 No.144514

>>144511

Okay, for everyone that feels super fucking shy and thinks he could never go out and have social contact. we should have you all talk with the different anon's in skype or something, or have a pre- meet up with at least 1 anon to make sure you know at least 1 person.

Because to be honest i would love to talk to you shy's the most, because i know how it feels i really do, and i want to comfort you and help you be happy.

>>144508

I would still vote for a sauna, it would be a great way to break the ice, and if you dont like talking you can just sit back and relax.

otherewise we should go do some sort of activity, like bowling mini-golf or a movienight somewhere. like anything that can help the social anxiety be lessened and will make those that are really unable to connect with anybody still have a nice time.


 No.144515

>>144511

Aren't we all?

>>144514

That sounds like a good idea. I'd vote for a movienight (I don't like minigolf) but a sauna would be alright too.


 No.144517

>>144515

>>144514

Im so way too self concious to go to a sauna


 No.144519

>>144508

No not Amsterdam, can't we do it somewhere more central?


 No.144520

>>144517

Are you too self conscious to watch movies with random anons?

>>144519

Utrecht?


 No.144521

>>144520

That would probably be more fair, yeah.


 No.144522

>>144520

Maybe :3

Yeah i might watch movies.


 No.144525

>>144522

>>144521

Well then we've got three anons willing to go to Utrecht to watch movies. Guess that's a good start.

If someone here lived in Utrecht that would be pretty handy. He could show us around town and if anything was up we'd have a place to crash, if that was possible.


 No.144526

>>144520

utrecht seems pretty central

>>144522

Well maybe its me, but everyone i have ever seen in a sauna is the least judgmental people ever. its probably because everyone comes there to relax, but literally nobody judges peoples looks there.

Though if we do a meet up there with the more confident anon's i would like you all to at least trim your bodies a little : P


 No.144527

>>>144525

>place to crash.

Cuddlepile engage


 No.144529

>>144527

Cuddle gang bang :D


 No.144530

Does everyone in a sauna have their weiners flopping out :c


 No.144533

>>144530

Have a wild guess.


 No.144534

>>144530

yes, its mixed genders naked, and literally nobody cares

my parents took my like 20 times when i was between 6-12


 No.144540

>>144533

>>144534

But all the dicks :c i.. i would..


 No.144544

>>144540

I really think a sauna would be one of the best ways to meet actually, especially for the more shy anon's (but movies could work to)

because the entire concept revolves around relaxing and not a whole lot of talking. you talk a little in between the sauna, steambaths, cold baths and swimming pools, but you get so relaxed and sleepy that you just laze about a bit.


 No.144545

>>144544

That actually sounds pretty bad for someone who's shy. Sounds pretty bad to meet up with anyone really.

>not a whole lot of talking

The whole purpose of the meetup is to get to know each other anon.


 No.144549

>>144544

>>144545

^ This.

And i'm scared of getting 2lewd and popping a boner :3 so this really is not an option for me :c

I get aroused easily okay :c


 No.144555

>>144549

Getting aroused seems like on of the least of your problems, i think anons will only get flattered when they see you pop a boner.

Anyway, people seem to like the movie idea, but there wouldnt be a whole lot of talking there either unless we pick some good short movies and or anime/tv shows, so we can converse between them.

And i would really like to have all shy people, and lonely people that are afraid to meet. mail the organizers(when we have those) and see if they can be calmed enough to visit, i think grabbing this chance would be great for many of you. And if nothing else you will have exchanged tons of emails.

I would like to take a small bit of time where everyone gives each other their emails, with no exceptions. even a throw away is fine. just so the more shy wont be stuck with no emails at the end.


 No.145052

>>121475

Asians can't be allochtoon, especially not cute ones.

Man, I should start posting my pictures on /cuteboys/ too...


 No.145056

>>138707

>The fuck ben je vergeten dan?

De allochtoon optie op de strawpoll.


 No.145315

Do we have people here with amazing organizing skills? or will we just making a skype group and see whos interested.


 No.145317

>>145315

Skype group is fine by me.


 No.145351

>>145315

A Skype gropu sounds like a pretty gr8 idea. Post your Skype and I'll add the lot of ya when I get on later.


 No.145398

Anyone live near The Hague, I'm looking for a guy to suck, I'm not exactly gay but I really want to try out sucking a dick, maybe receiving some anal or kissing too,


 No.145415

File: 1432816057631.jpg (48.32 KB, 716x545, 716:545, 1386161137159.jpg)

>>145398

>I'm not exactly gay

>I just want to suck dick and get fucked in the ass


 No.145457

>>145398

I mean.. i would be willing to travel a few hours to take someones first blowjob. sounds like a neat experience to me. If you leave your email i will send you some pics and you can decide if your interested. And if not, i bet there are plenty of people willing.

>>145415

ssssh. : P


 No.145465

>>145457

> i would be willing to travel a few hours

How many hours are we talking ;-)?


 No.145468

haha, i see someone in sweden wants to nibble on some penis as well.

well, if somebody would pay the travelling fee, i would be willing to take a train to sweden : P

otherwise, 2-3 hours, it mostly depends on how expensive the trip would be.


 No.145478

>>145457

most people on here are virgins so you can get a lot of first blowjobs and other firsts


 No.145484

>>145457

>i will send you some pics

Why not post some pics anon?


 No.145486

Most of the people here are super shy, and would never be willing to actually meet.


 No.145490

>>145486

I dont really believe that, the crushing loneliness should be stronger than some silly shy feelings


 No.145518

>tfw no qt dutch bf

;_;


 No.145530

>>145486

I'd meet. I don't give a shit.


 No.145531

>>145518

they are all mine!


 No.145563

>>145052

Start postin :3


 No.145564

>>145518

>>145531

And you two, come over :3


 No.145565

>>145564

all the qt's live far away deep inside the neverlands though :(


 No.145569

>>145565

Reward's pretty great if you travel a bit though :3


 No.145573

>>145569

I dont really wanna have a one time thing, sorry

do you have a thing for Germans or why do you pass up on all those Dutch qt's?


 No.145574

>>145573

Nobody in this thread knows fuck all about each other.


 No.145576

>>145573

Me neither.

>>145574

:3 Where da real qts at


 No.145582

>>145576

>:3 Where da real qts at

They're out there somewhere anon. They must be.


 No.145587

>>145582

Are you one :c


 No.145596

>>145587

sadly there are a lot of qts who dont know they are cute


 No.145598

>>145596

Are you one :3


 No.145599

>>145598

ehhh I have heard I got a cute body from some people but no feminine face and all that, I dunno


 No.145605

>>145587

I'm not qt. I'm not qt at all.

My face is kind of qt, but not in the qtboy kind of way. More like in the "pictures of manly men drawn to be cute" kind of way you see in bara doujins and the like.


 No.145676

>>145351

skype:

avantar112 (OD)

I hope we can have all of you in the group, especially you shy guys. what better chance is there i ask you.


 No.145677

Do it fagget.


 No.145678


 No.145682

>>145351

Mine is skypinghippie


 No.146406

>>145678

Give me a fucking location and I'll come. I'm a poorfag that lives with his entire family so I ain't hostin' shit.


 No.146408

>>145315

>>145351

tfw not dutch so no skype group for me :(


 No.146409

>>145676

What a charming youtube channel you have.


 No.146410

>>146409

that's my brothers, we never bothered to make separates. but i just use it to watch videos.

Though i don't know why you would find it charming.

>>146406

interesting.

here is my mail


 No.146411

>>146410

>Though i don't know why you would find it charming.

I was being sarcastic.


 No.146413

>>146411

Hey now, let's be nice to each other here.


 No.146416

>>146411

I dont know if you have looked at the time stamps, but that stuff is like his childhood memory video's hes not just gonna delete it because its slightly embarrassing.

Anyway i dont see a need to have any drama come into the thread, we where doing great.

I hope we can meet up some time with everyone here.

I am not getting much responds from the skype, no group has been made yet as far as i know so i might make one myself.

>>146413

this

thank god for auto updates


 No.146420

Booties. Show the booties.


 No.146424

What's with all the cuteboys in the Netherlands?

maybe I gotta visit there sometime


 No.146435

>>146424

It just happens to have a few very active people.

It isn't actually crawling with cuteboys


 No.146436

>>146424

>>146435

I can confirm.


 No.146451

>>146436

The map says you are cuteboys central


 No.146466

>>146451

What about the UK… ?!


 No.146489

>>146466

well you and the UK give us some cuteboys as well


 No.146506

I should check out Germany's zeemap. I thought having about 10 in the Netherlands wasn't that much.


 No.146529

>>122073

Ik vondt het vrij hilarisch, waarom mag dat van jou dan niet?

>Dat gevoel wanneer anoniem persoon probeert de baas te zijn


 No.146553

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>>146529

Ik ben de baas, flikker.

>Ik vondt het vrij hilarisch

Dat komt omdat je een vieze vuile druipanus bent en je alles voor iedereen verkankert, waar je ook komt.

Als je mijn autoriteit niet accepteert zal je lijfstraffen ondergaan.


 No.146559

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>>146553

Ik heb het nooit zelf gedaan vriendelijke vriend, ga je brutalistische gebouwen ergens anders bouwen, ik heb geen zin in 1984.


 No.146562

>>146559

>>146553

this was nice thread : <


 No.146593

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>>146559

1984 was een prima jaar, veel goede bands zijn toen begonnen.

inb4 George Orwell


 No.146596

File: 1432921222378.jpg (Spoiler Image, 46.62 KB, 416x680, 52:85, 1984.jpg)


 No.146624

>>145351

i-am-dutch


 No.147475

>>144514

>we should have you all talk with the different anon's in skype or something, or have a pre- meet up with at least 1 anon to make sure you know at least 1 person.

That's a great concept indeed. Often what makes things possibly uncomfortable for shy people is not knowing anyone at all. If you do know someone, it's easier from there on to get to know more people, too.

>>144549

>I get aroused easily okay

I know that feel all too well, too often things start growing even when I'm not actively aroused…

I've always had swimming wear in saunas, no way I could consider going nude. As others mentioned, too self-conscious for that as well, and I'd end up just feeling awkward. Even with my best friends I can't consider something like that, I just find my physical appearance one of my bad "Traits".


 No.147835

>>145351

add me, bicurlious


 No.150463

>>144506

>>144508

>>144520

>>144525

>>144526 etc.

June 20th is a huge Ingress event in Utrecht. If any of you play that game, we could totally meet up.


 No.151704

>>145351

What's happening with the skype group? Has it been made or what?


 No.154194

>>151704

Curious about that as well.


 No.154219

File: 1433528587151-0.gif (972.21 KB, 311x213, 311:213, happening.gif)

File: 1433528587151-1.png (1.71 KB, 281x50, 281:50, skype_group.png)

Skype group has been made, leave your info if you want to be added


 No.154226

>>154219

Can we come over the border too?


 No.154336

>>154226

depends on how cute you are

Not sure if it'd work though because of the languages


 No.154349

>>154336

>depends on how cute you are

I guess I'll pass then


 No.154351

>>154349

Poland doesn't care about cuteness, you can roll over there whenever

bring your friends, it can be a party


 No.154352

>>154351

I live right on the dutch border tho

tfw can't blitzkrieg polish cuties


 No.154355

File: 1433538605676.jpg (10.15 KB, 217x200, 217:200, 1379972995109.jpg)


 No.154765

>>154351

>Poland doesn't care about cuteness, you can roll over there whenever

That's because Poland generally dislikes homosexuals tbh


 No.154793

we need more skype people, c'mon guys this could be a great place to hang out.


 No.154847

Unless the people in this thread are vastly different from the ones who put markers on the map, I doubt I'll be able to find what I'm looking for..


 No.154904

>>154847

What are you looking for?


 No.155070

>>154847

They aren't. Sorry to disappoint you brah. I know how you're feelin' right now.


 No.155076

>>154765

even the German, not known for his sense of humor, understood the joke


 No.155097

>>154904

probably a trap, i.e. a unicorn


 No.155102

Oh hey, I didn't know we had a Dutch thread.

A sauna sounds great though. I would be up for that.


 No.155104

File: 1433627309640.jpg (Spoiler Image, 664.53 KB, 3888x2188, 972:547, AHQLtjO.jpg)

A-are Belgians welcome too?


 No.155105

>>155102

you smoke too much weed if you still didn't see this thread

tfw nobody uses the German thread so I have to latch onto you people


 No.155107

>>154219

Could you add me to the group? My skype username is spookumd

thanks anon


 No.155119

>>154904

A cute fem-ish boy to show me the ropes


 No.155128

>>155105

I use it, but no one else does D:

Still, hope to see a few cuteboys at animecon next weekend. :3


 No.155130

>>155128

lies, most of the posts are mine


 No.155131

>>155128

Well hey, I'll be at Animecon


 No.155133

>>155130

So, we are the lonely two german cuteboys here.

>>155131

Awesome! In cosplay?


 No.155136

>>155133

Nope, I'll be in a suit actually.


 No.155137

>>155133

I'm pretty sure I even know who you are, actually


 No.155141

>>155137

oh, so we have each other in skype already? Most likely I guess.

>>155136

So, off there to work? are you oraniser there?


 No.155143

>>155141

Double nope. I love suits and using any conventions as an excuse to wear mine is the best.


 No.155146

>>155143

Alright, I'll watch out for suited guy then. :) I'm not sure if I'll actually cosplay or not. I'm in the mood, just don't know which cos it would be in the end o-o

also, I'm a bit there for business as well. SO I can't crossplay. XD


 No.155148

>>155131

I didn't even realize there was one in a week. Now I'm considering going.


 No.155149

>>155148

let's make a cuteboys hangout :D


 No.155151

>>155149

Hm, we could.

What day/time?


 No.155152

>>155146

>>155148

I'm not uh. 'Out of closet' yet though.


 No.155153

>>155151

saturday evening? Or afternoon? So~ 5 pm


 No.155154

>>155152

You don't have to join if you don't want to.

>>155153

Isn't 5pm not a bit late?


 No.155157

>>155154

I don't know when I'll arrive there~ we could also say 2pm :)


 No.155158

>>155157

Are you only going 1 day?


 No.155159

>>155157

2pm sounds a bit more reasonable


 No.155162

>>155158

two days, but I don't know how long we will stay on sunday. I'll sleep at a hotel though, so I can stay as long as I want to :3


 No.155164

>>155162

I hope you're cute


 No.155166

>>155162

>we

You bringing someone along?

Saturday on 2pm sounds fine to me, where do we meet?


 No.155176

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>>155164

>>155166

Got no good picture here right now, so I can only offer this selfie. I'm on the left. But it's easier to meet, if you have a face in mind.

Where would be a good meeting location? I've only been there once. I'm coming with two friends. (both gay/bi, too)


 No.155179

>>154219

H-hey, is the skype group still up?

My skype is cutegoyboy, would love to be added.


 No.155182

>>155176

Cute.

I've never been so you would probably know better than me. Do you maybe have a throw-away e-mail I can spam? That'd probably work out better.


 No.155183

>>155182

Just hit me up on skoip :3

search for: garuruchan


 No.155233

Hmm, someone recommended me to go to an anime convention a few weeks back, but I hadn't really looked into it. I did now, and I suppose it could be fun.

I suppose I'll make an alternate Skype account tomorrow so I can join the group as well. I don't really do voice chatting or camming though, so I hope just text is okay.


 No.155454

>>155176

heh I knew I knew you, my bet was right


 No.155646

>>155233 again, here's my throwaway Skype account name:

r.fr.f641


 No.157125

are there manny crossdressers?


 No.157153

>>157125

A few on here at most. There are only two or three on the map, and the rest are mainly interested in them.


 No.158499

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Don't forget, saturday 2 pm at the gamesroom. :D


 No.158512

>>158499

I'm still not sure whether or not I'll go; when I asked in the Skype group, it turned out many people weren't sure whether they could/wanted to go.

Do you have an idea how many people intend to come?


 No.159062

>>158512

I have absolutely no idea! Right now I found out, my group is gonna drive rather late. I hope we will make it in time for 2pm. :/ But I wil lbe there nevertheless..


 No.159120

>>159062

I see… I'm sorry, but I probably won't be coming myself after all. It's really a bit sudden, I'm not really comfortable with the way I look, the clothes I wanted to wear haven't been washed yet, and I have quite some troublesome sleeping problems so I might not even be awake at 2pm.

Well, those are mostly just lame excuses, and I'm being rather apathetic. I really just can't bring myself to go, though. Maybe I'll be there at the next convention.

Nonetheless, I wish you a wonderful time.


 No.160654

Was wondering why I wasn't approached, but it seems like a ton of you chickened out.


 No.160658

I wanna know how it went


 No.160671

>>160658

The meet up? no clue.

The con itself? I had a shitton of fun, it was amazingly well organized and in my opinion the best out of all cons that take place in The Netherlands.


 No.160733

i guess it didn't really work out after all. I myself arrived really late. And we didn't meet/get to know anyone after all o-o!

We did have a good time at the beach and the convention itself though!

Had to sleep in a big hotel room alone though~ dawww


 No.161189

>>150463

Hey, I'm gonna be there too. Where will you be hanging out?


 No.161268

>>154219

Hey if the group is still going, could you add me for funsies?

Skype handle is theflyingkebabbastard, but remove kebab.


 No.161340

>>161268

The group is still sort of alive, added you :)


 No.161347

File: 1434480711861.jpg (Spoiler Image, 608.79 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DSC_0185.jpg)

>tfw more straight than gay

>somehow the thought of a /cuteboy/ pleasing me under my desk while i get mad at vidya arouses me just as much as a woman doing it would

Not like I'll get lucky enough to have that ever happen with my fat hairy caucasian body. Or my barely 6 inch when erect cut dick


 No.161350

>>161340

could you please add me, too? :3

skpe: garuruchan


 No.161352

>>161347

That aint even 3 inches


 No.161355

>>161352

It's because I'm fat part of the shaft just stays hidden. If I pull back my fat and measure it it's barely 15 cm. Yeah I know it's a big stretch, it's still a small dick. Why do you cuteboys get great looking dicks?


 No.161356

>>161355

Cus we cuteboys work out most of the time.

Really, it helps


 No.161360

File: 1434481591160.gif (2.42 MB, 308x267, 308:267, Ready Enough.gif)

>>161356

If I work out not only will I get less fat but by dick will become better?

I'm literally doing gonna do squats right now.


 No.161369

>>154219

Can I join the group? Username's satauw


 No.161404

>>154219

Do you accept non-cuteboys? Like fat hairy boys? I would totally understand if yes, I wouldn't fuck myself.

If you do my skype is Hecking Bozo. The one with spurdo


 No.161769

>>154219

add me to the group pls, if it's still alive: kmdagn

also we need more markers on the map, not enough boys to have fun with :(


 No.162090

>>161350

>>161369

I'm sorry to say we have decided not to add any non-Dutch people on Skype, we would like the group to remain Dutch. Hope you understand :)


 No.162165

>>162090

no prob!


 No.162166

>>154219

Hallo ik ben sacrilege88

>>155104

En waar ben jij? :3


 No.162237

Is the Netherlands nice? Will you guys accept a sort of ish faggy Canadian?


 No.162267

I'm Dutch. And I got my very own Cuteboy! :D

But we can only rarely meet up because of conflicting schedules. But next weekend's gonna be fun!


 No.162287

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Hey mensen, ik heb dit op /cyber/ gepost maar dat board is best wel heel erg fucking sloom dus ik post het ook hier. Het is misschien niet 100% on-topic maar ach, als jullie hier toch meetups plannen…

Ik heb nog 10 Hawaiian Baby Woodrose zaden liggen, die shit heeft ongeveer de werking van LSD, waarschijnlijk wat lichter maar dat hangt ervanaf wat je stemming is en hoeveel je er neemt. Omdat mijn roommate zijn familie even onderdak moet bieden (hun huis is onlangs afgebrand) kan ik niet echt hier gaan trippen (dat wordt dan uiteraard fucking awkward). Is er een of andere cuteboy in Noord-Holland die op zichzelf in een rustige omgeving woont? Losstaand huis is een plus, en een goede stereosysteem ook. De goede muziek is bij dit soort shit vaak zeer belangrijk, maar daar zorg ik wel weer voor. Ik ben niet heel kieskeurig, niks is een must, maar ik trip liever niet in hartje Amsterdam vergezeld met iemand die nare vibes verspreidt. Ik hoop dat jullie het kunnen begrijpen.


 No.164540

>>162287

>die shit heeft ongeveer de werking van LSD

Nee. Die shit heeft ongeveer de chemische structuur van LSD. Zeker niet zelfde effect. Erg slome drug, langzame come up en lange trip (8+ uur) maar erg mild.

Zorg ervoor dat je de 'huid' van de zaadjes afschraapt met schuurpapier oid, je word er erg misselijk van. Kotsen is niet heel raar als je dit gaat nemen dus wees er op voorbereid. Ik zet er meestal thee van NADAT ik de vliesjes er vanaf heb gehaald. Als je de pulp alsnog eet na de thee gedronken te hebben ga je harder maar wel bijna zeker dat je daar van gaat nekken.

Smoken tijdens je HBWR trip is een plus. Verwacht geen LSD, het heeft een zware body load en bijna geen visuals. Het geeft je wel een psychedelisch gevoel, lichtelijk zoals bij de come up van paddo's of truffels, maar dan minder lacherig.

Als je er voor kiest om er truffels bij te eten, neem ze dan ongeveer gelijk in en je zal tijdens je truffel trip niet zo veel merken van je HBWR. Maar omdat HBWR langer duurt zal je daarna hard chillen. Protip: rook een bongetje in de comedown van je truffel trip. Truffels maken de misselijkheid trouwens niet per se erger. Oh en neem niet te veel, het is giftig op hoge dosis (wel echt heel hoog, hoger dan de 10 zaden die je hebt iirc).

Good luck met je cuteboy.


 No.164559

>>162287

Fuck klinkt goed, helaas woon ik niet in Noord-Holland.


 No.164756

>>164540

Nouja, ik heb die shit dus van m'n roomie gekregen, verder heb ik er ook geen ervaring mee. Ik zeg alleen wat ik op het internet ervan heb kunnen lezen.

Thanks voor al je tips man, het wordt gewardeerd.

Trouwens: ken je wat shit waarvan je echt hard visueel gaat trippen? Bij voorkeur ook dingen die je legaal kunt kopen. Ik heb verschillende soorten truffels gegeten en van sommigen ging ik ook echt hard maar niet eens werd het echt visueel intensief.


 No.166367

>>162287

The offer still stands.


 No.168826

>>164756

Als je geen visuals krijgt van truffels moet je misschien meer eten?

2cb schijnt erg visual heavy te zijn, LSD ook wel. Salvia heeft ook z'n eigen soort visuals maar zou ik afraden, lees er even goed over voor je daar aan begint. Legaal =/= veilig. Salvia is een dissociatieve drug en dat is een compleet andere categorie.

Je kan ook altijd gewoon een locale smartshop in lopen, zij weten vaak wel veel.


 No.168908

>>168826

Ik eet altijd een heel pakje van 15 gram, want ik kan best goed tegen drugs, alcohol etc. dus ik heb veel nodig anders voel ik geen fuck. 2cb en LSD wordt al wat moeilijker. Ik zou wel willen maar ik heb niet echt contacten wat dat betreft, mijn roomie haalt gewoon alle shit in gewone smartshops.


 No.168909

>>168826

>>168908

Als je me verder in dit soort van shit kan "inwijden" als het ware neem ik graag contact met je op, dan kun je gewoon zo een cock.li mail droppen ofzo.


 No.178252

jullie zijn allemaal flikkers en ik ben dol op piemels dus dat zegt wat.


 No.179842

>>178252

Anon pls go


 No.179871

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>>138740

That you, phun? :3


 No.195212

Any anons who put their markers on the map still here? Or did you abandon the map for reasons?


 No.195220

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>>195212

>tfw im not even on the map because im 2shy to put myself on there


 No.195224

>>195220

Put a marker on there, anon.

Now.


 No.195230

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>>195224

I could but, I'm not even cute, I'm pretty boring and bad at talking to people. I don't really wanna disappoint anyone if they do add me or something I guess.


 No.195231

>>195230

I'm sorry Anon, but I think you misunderstood me. I didn't ask for excuses, or your fears or your unwarranted desire to not bother anyone.

I told you to put your marker up, so you are going to do that. Now.


 No.195236

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>>195231

No bully, please.

I don't know what to say so I'll put one up I suppose.


 No.195238

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>>195236

This is not bully. This is me calling you out on lying to yourself and helping you see the truth.

But good job on putting a marker on there.


 No.195244

>>195238

Your entry has been recorded and will show once approved by the map Admin.

Th-thanks I suppose, I guess I have some poor self image but sometimes when I talk to people it seems like they have expectations of me I can't live up to and it kind of makes me anxious.


 No.195245

mfw this thread just got bumped and im late for the party D:


 No.195250

>>195244

Hey, don't sweat it. Making a marker like this is a notable step, but it's one towards boylove (at least, if you're lucky).


 No.195253

>>195250

Thanks for being cool, anon. I'm not expecting to magically find a relationship through this but of course having a bf sounds pretty great, I'd be super happy even with just some people to talk to about stuff I/they like though!


 No.195258

>>195253

No problem! I wasn't expecting anything out of the map either, but I managed to meet someone wonderful through it.

Too bad it didn't go anywhere because of my own shortcomings, but that's life.


 No.195375

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>>195258

Ouch man, I'm sorry to hear. I kinda know that feeling, sometimes I unwillingly push people I like away because of me overthinking/doubting stuff too much and whatnot, kind of sucks. I hope you can find someone great again and have things succeed.


 No.195384

>>195375

Nah, it's because he's a pain slut whom I did not hit hard enough and was not rough enough with. Oh well, no crying over spilled milk.

But I'm on the lookout again, see if I can find someone fun. Any cuteboys here who are on the market?


 No.195385

>>195384

O-oh I see, that's not quite what I expected the reason to be.


 No.195389

>>195385

Nah, I'm not that much of an autist. The only self-doubt I get is when I don't get to be much with my object of affection, but that's all forgotten when I'm holding my little cutie.


 No.195424

Nederlandeeeeeers heuj heuj heuj


 No.195510

>>195384

>Nah, it's because he's a pain slut whom I did not hit hard enough and was not rough enough with. Oh well, no crying over spilled milk.

Damn, that sounds just like what I'm looking for. You think he's still around?


 No.195511

>>195510

He's not in the market now, too busy. And I'm not gonna pimp out my ex, so you're shit outta luck.


 No.195526

>>195511

No need to be so hostile about it.


 No.211674

File: 1444881123943.png (468.59 KB, 707x1065, 707:1065, no6plus_24.png)

Goddamn I hate the nerdlands and their troll like inhabitants. I hope sand niggers overwhelm you and that lil scrap of land you call a country is reclaimed by the sea!!!

Last time I was there every one called me a hobbit and hug raped me whenever they could, the hell is wrong with those blasted giraffes is beyond me!

They would start with their peasant german which they call dutch and idk wtf they where derping about, then just hug me, over and over again :c

That was annoying as hell, and you try to push these fuckers away, their hands are like idk but really long and hard to escape.

And this couple(giant guy and girl, they must have been like 9 ft) told me it's custom you french kiss over there, bullshit.

I found out later they lied and they just said that so I would kiss them, fucking tall trolls!!!


 No.211757

>>211674

Please stop reviving this thread.


 No.211786

>>162090

Hm… could you possibly explain what a Dutch person actually is cause this is confusing???

I have dutch citizenship and a home that I rent in Nijmegen, but I don't speak your language nor do I live there or was born into it.


 No.211791

>>211786

>I have dutch citizenship and a home that I rent in Nijmegen, but I don't speak your language nor do I live there or was born into it.

>I have dutch citzienship and a home

>I don't speak your language

You're the scum of the earth. Fuck off m8.


 No.211795

>>211791

The hell pleb, explain yourself!


 No.230202

File: 1449834963612.jpg (46.4 KB, 638x399, 638:399, IVThCaOzNos.jpg)

It's pretty quiet here. Rotterdam saying hi :3


 No.230345

>>230202

anyone? ;_;


 No.232495


 No.232501

>>211674

Fucking lanklets man. When will they learn?


 No.232556

File: 1450663675864.gif (662.37 KB, 540x300, 9:5, image.gif)

Dordrecht reporting in


 No.233091

>>232556

hi to you too!


 No.244451

>>230202

0 1 0

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 No.246154

hello :)


 No.246924

File: 1455820937794.jpg (9.2 KB, 250x219, 250:219, 1453273990686.jpg)

is the netherlands really this devoid of cuteboys, holy shit

noord holland here if someones interested

jesus christ


 No.250307

Ik ken iemand die een vriendje zoekt en hij houd van dunne onderdanige twinks en het soort dat hier rondhangt. Zijn er geïnteresseerden?

Ook, praat eens Nederlands, autisten, dit is een Nederdraad en in een Nederdraad spreekt men Nederlands. Zo is dat nou eenmaal.




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