No.121784
Since we have a thread about sadness and comforting each other, let's also try out a thread where we talk about things that exclusively make us happy!
>waking up and putting on your favorite qt panties
>hugging your teddy bear
>cooking with and hugging your mom
>eating potato pancakes made from last night's mashed potatos
>playing videogames with people you like on the internet
>tfw your dick is small and cute because it's kinda cold
I like small dicks, they're cute and effeminate. Please post your small dicks!
Large dicks are for boyfriends, and they're manly dicks.
No.121787
>taking a steamy long shit after constipating for the whole day
No.121820
>after hours of pain and suffering dropping a huge hammer
>finally this chunk of bullshit starts looking like a blade
Awwwwwwww yusss.
That's the moment that makes it all worthwhile. :3
No.121821
Well…I did not post anything in the sadness thread because i was fucking sad.But now I just deal with this,making my mood just normal,and this is kind of happiness too,idk.
>being conformed with depression
Yes,this makes me happy.So happy that now i can share with you guys.
No.121822
>>121784
>getting 4 ATX PSUs from my neighbour, after they became useless for him
Is it christmas again, or what?
No.121824
>not being homeless anymore
>videogames
bretty gud
No.121843
>>121820
HOW can i start into smithing ?
No.121845
>>121843
Well, no shit, you need three things:
>heat
>hammer
>anvil
Heat is easy enough, you can do that with anything that burns. Wood, coal, gas, etc.
Easy peasy.
Hammer is also easy, flea markets, home depot, whatever.
Anvil is the hard part. Anvil is the important part.
I'd suggest trying to get ahold of a 2-3 foot section of old rail track.
No.121850
>>121843
To be more precise, an anvil is just a big hammer that sits still.
Like, ever take two hammers and gently swing them against each other, face to face? Notice how they bounce?
That's what an anvil is for.
If it don't got no bounce, it's useless.
If you're shopping for a hunk of shit to use as an anvil, it's easy to test, just carry a little hammer with you.
Then when you find a thing you think might work, hit it with the hammer.
It should ring like a bell.
No.121852
>>121843
Like dude, I seriously cannot stress enough how important the anvil is.
A smith isn't his hammers, hammers come and go.
A smith isn't his fire, fires come and go.
A smith is his anvil. The anvil is the center-piece of your whole operation.
The anvil is the alter upon which you sacrifice your sweat and blood to make things of steel.
tl;dr, find a good anvil, it don't gotta be pretty, it just gotta sound good and have good recoil.
No.121854
No.121859
>>121824
>>121824
Out of the elements, vidya.
A glorious feeling friend.
What vidya do you enjoy?
No.121952
>been losing weight
>started some new medication and counseling
>about to start the last two years of my degree with the interesting classes
>parents are going to let me get an apartment
despite finding out i have borderline personality disorder last week, i feel like life might be getting on track for me for the first time in a long time and im pretty happy.
i went out running two nights ago and there was a light drizzle and it was sort of breezy too and one of my favorite songs can on and i had one of those like "wow im really happy to even exist" moments.
im sure ill feel like shit in a few days though.
No.146255
>>121784
pictures of chen make me happy. anybody got more?
No.146292
>Going to have my own place with best buddy in a month
>Finally going to have a cat
>after years of loneliness thing are getting better
I just need a cute bf to call myself happy
No.146295
Where's
>HOW do I into smithing
anon at?
You find you an anvil yet?
No.146333
For last 2 months I have been doing everything I can.
Drinking litres upon litres of spearmint tea, running like crazy(on 6th week of couchto5k) and dieting.
Since I don't have any hormones to make me girlier, I have looked around the web and seen that birth control pills can work as well(since they are basically just estrogen pills).
I might go to pharmacy in town next to mine(to avoid meeting anyone I might know) and trying to not spaghetti.
Wish me luck!
No.146354
>>146292
where in Canada are you?
No.146359
I'm happy because I have a cuteboy coming home tomorrow :3
Also I have a large penis.
No.146362
>>146359
Large penises make me happy
No.146366
>>146362
I wonder whether it would be appropriate to post pics here.
No.146367
No.146371
>>146369
Can confirm I am happy right now because of this
No.146372
>>146371
I could probably trim down my pubes a bit, though.
No.146378
>>146372
Depends on what your cuteboy likes! Personally I don't think it looks too bad actually
No.146379
No.147154
>try to think about what makes me sad
>can't come up with anything
Is this happiness? I just feel empty.
No.147163
>just fapped with ass for the first time today
>rimmed while jerking it off
>came in about 10 seconds
jesus, i wasn't expecting THAT much pleasure
No.147173
>>146354
A little bit late but Quebec
No.147196
>>147154
>>147154
I know why I'm sad. I'm so fucking ugly not even trap hookers want to do me.
Fuck.
No.147283
>being 5'4" so you're cuter than anything with a vagina
>standing on your toes to kiss a guy
>checking out your twerk-perfect booty in jeggings before you go out
>perfecting your skin and eyes with a little bit of makeup
>baggy cute flannels and sweaters that make you feel safe
>hair is perfect
>wearing cute girly shorts for actual athletic comfort and not just to be a tease
>sitting on a lap as a guy squeezes your waist
>being wrestled in the snow by a cute guy
>>121784
>cooking with and hugging your mom
I question you kind of people
I never had a mom, just a dad. and im still a cuteboy.
Makes me think you guys are only cuteboys because you have been overconditioned by an overattachment with your moms
No.147337
>>147283
>I question you kind of people
>Makes me think you guys are only cuteboys because you have been overconditioned by an overattachment with your moms
calm down there mr projection and stop bullying anons in a thread meant to be happy in
that was way too much detail, if you wanna be an armchair psychologist you could probably relate you wanting to be feminine to your lack of a mother
No.147408
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>>121784
I don't really know if anything makes me happy but I hope some oc will make some others happy. Linking because filesize http://puu.sh/hzxJo/e3cf42787f.webm
I don't know if my dick is small enough tho
No.147428
>snuggling and face fucking my cutie pie before going shopping for bras for her
>her cute look as she tries on the panties and nighty I got her
>my new place
>Oreos for breakfast :D
>staying in bed till 12 cause no uni for a week
I still want a cute little bed warmer it's so cold at night.
No.147448
excercising body and mind. knowing i wont look like john c riely when in 40. goals in life. feral, uncompromising spirit. a qt. a harem of qts awaiting me later in life. Sodomize the weak :y
No.147453
>>121784
I would say…
>Going to the movies in a cloudy cold day with my bf
>Walk in the snow with friends
>No school today so I got a three day weekend yaaay
>People and friends telling me that any hair color looks cool and natural in me because of my super pale skin
>
No.147479
>>147408
I'd be happy to see more
No.147480
>>147408
This is beautiful, gosh
No.147483
>>147408
>that dick
Moar please
No.147497
>>147283
>I question you kind of people
>Makes me think you guys are only cuteboys because you have been overconditioned by an overattachment with your moms
You're a disgusting fucking cunt, aren't ya?
No.147501
I'm happy because someone from the board is coming to visit me and stay overnight :3
No.147502
>>147283
>not wanting a protective and loving mother to treat you like a daughter
>not learning how to be a housewife from your mother
I'm sorry you never had a mum but fuck you
No.147503
No.147512
Thank you based anon for your ruthless positivity
>eating a fatass meal after the gym
>mycoprotein
>getting CDs in the mail
>starting work soon
>basically done with HS
>moving to CO for next year
No.147513
also this thread should be stickied
No.147514
>just got a new beanie
>actually looks and fits nice
>can play with my long hair a bit to make it look kinda girly underneath it
>tfw actually smiled when I looked in the mirror at myself
No.147520
No.147528
>>147514
which state you in mate?
No.147532
No.147533
>>147532
aiiiids mate i'm near hipster city
No.147535
>>147532
>>147533
>tfw no one will ever be in my state
No.147536
>>147533
I hate hipster city
Too many hipsters
>>147535
Unless you're in the bumfuck middle of NT then there's always a secret cuteboy around anon!
No.147537
>>147536
My ex lives in Sydney. But we broke up a week ago so we ain't exactly on speaking terms
No.147538
>>147536
there's 4 on the map in my state, but I'm too pussy to contact anyone
No.147539
>>147537
That sucks, sorry to hear that ;___; But hey it is a hole here so he's where he belongs
>>147538
Just do it!
They're probably nervous too, everyone is, and you don't have to do anything you don't want, you can just talk too!
No.147540
>>147539
but I'm pretty sure I know half of them, and that'd freak me the fuck out
No.147541
>>147540
You could use a throwaway e-mail or something and be totally anon, so you can check first. They're not gonna be able to tell
No.147553
No.147557
>>147541
how the heck do you check without them cluing into it?
>>147553
SA
No.147562
>>147557
Well I mean once you get to know them a bit you'll know if they're someone you know or not right? And if you're on a throwaway, if that happens, you can just drop it right there and not worry about them knowing who you are
Oooor if you're feeling comfortable even though you know them you can reveal who you actually are at that point and see what happens
And if you don't know them well hey, it's still all good then
No.147563
>>147562
>then you can drop them
but i'd feel really guilty about that
No.147564
>>147563
Then just the second option then. And you'd be surprised, being comfortable doing that might be more likely than you think. Like I get the fear of seeing someone you know in a context like this but think about it. You're BOTH on there, so you have something in common (and probably a lot more if it's the cuteboys map you're both on). You can use that too.
It's scary for everyone, but you can do it anon~
No.147648
>>146333
Reading online progrestrone has an effect similar to testosterone in men. I wonder what it will do with both it an estrogen. Report back!
>>147163
>fapping
>sharpie in pooper
>hit portate
>cum instantly
:3
>>147283
>taking your mom's place
No.147654
>>121784
When he holds you tight, pets your head and calls you a "Good Girl(/Boy)"
No.147741
>>147479
>>147483
>Zipped everything at one point when had to visit family so little brother doesn't snoop around
>Picked some dumb random password instead of usual
>Forgot it
>All hairy now because visiting family for summer
Sorry folks
No.147780
>>121784
>tfw no one to hug you tight and call you theirs
what is happiness
No.147810
>>147741
>not using truecrypt with a simple password
You need better file hiding, my friend
No.147817
>>147408
post your skype pls
No.147832
>>147528
is there a source on this?
could only find posts on 4chan by reverse searching
No.147846
>tfw cumming inside your roommate's onahole
That's when I learned I have no respect for personal property
No.147877
>>147780
happiness is a lie
No.147879
>>147846
that is really hot, have you done it before? did he ever find out? gimme stories :3
No.147883
>>147879
I only just found it the other day. Looked like a plastic jar or something so I opened it up to see what it was. Poked at it, got a feel for what it was. Then I jerked off with it in his bed. I was only there looking for some change for the store because I was a bit short.
No.147884
>>147883
d-did you at least clean it out afterwards?
No.147885
>>147884
That would have given me away. I'm pretty sure he doesn't clean it. It smells awful.
No.147894
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No.147895
>>147894
The next time he fucks it, his cum will be mixing with mine. It's the closest I can get to having sex with him.
No.147896
>>147895
Does he know about your attraction to him?
No.147898
>>147895
you should tell him and see what happens
No.147899
>>147896
Yeah, he's not into boys, though. I've offered to do things for him, but he's not taking me up.
No.147901
>>147899
>checkem
try getting him drunk and rowdy, and take "it" from there
No.147903
>>147901
I have tried, he just isn't interested. I'd even be happy to suck him off while he watched straight porn or something.
No.147909
>>147903
perhaps putting on porn that's his fetish whilst his drunk and "strongly insist" for him to sit and watch, then take it from there?
idk man, im just throwing out suggestions really
No.147910
>>147903
have you asked him about that particularly?
straight dudes are malleable if they're drunk/high enough
market it to him like an enhanced masturbation session, just with another person
we just want you to get some
No.147911
>>147909
I've kind of just given up on it for now.
No.147913
>>147911
Never give up on your dreams anon! you've gone this far, now is just the last stretch!
Do it for me, Canada-Fag!
No.147915
>>147913
It's really not worth the trouble. I'm sure he has a great cock but he just doesn't want to put it in a boy. I've been planting pictures of traps in his big, unorganized porn folder for several months
No.147929
No.147931
>>147915
godspeed, canada
i hope you get him one day, at least
No.147935
Hello thread! I've had so much of a great time lately. I never ever set up a blog about any of my depression stuff but its all over all too soon and now that I have a place to talk about it I'm going to spread a bit of whats on my mind, now that I think of it in hindsight.
I was depressed for years! Years and years, it's crazy to think. I dropped out of highschool and everyone. I just didn't want to see anyone, or be seen. I had such an oldschool family and when I had gender confusion issues and stuff I just felt like a big ass disappointment. It got even worse when i dropped out. All i heard from anyone was "got a job yet?". No hello or goodbye, just shame.
I got a job at a nice place here, cheesed my way a bit talking myself up (cause I only had fast food experience before, and none of it was at the counter), but it was worth it because I've proven the little fibs I told by just being as natural as possible. I met more people, more different people, adults.
I go to work, everyone is treated equally. High school is actually what made me depressed. Everyone acted like infants, everyone was treated as so. At work, everyone is mature, treats everyone with respect, I can talk to anyone about anything, and you learn how different people can be yet still have the same common interest.
I've learned we all have problems and stuff, but that's okay, cause we're human. What makes us who we are is how we deal with those problems. After a year of being depressed and neet, now that I have a job, I am happy seeing people a few times a week, even if its just at work, and on my days off sometimes I crossdress and I'm still currently thinking about transitioning when I move out, which should be within a few years, but the important thing is, due to getting out and working, I now have the option to. That is the worst case scenario, really, there's nothing that could go wrong unless I lost my job, but if you play by the rules that won't happen. Another possibility is by the time I move out, I won't feel the need to transition anymore, and that means I won't ever need to worry about all the time and effort and stress involved in that.
I'm a very happy person! I save, pay a few bills from resources I use at home (i use the internet almost exclusively compared to the rest of the household), and i still have leftover money I can spend on delicious food and drinks (i just love my food and drink! doesnt have to be junk food, i really love fruit juices too.) and i recently bought stuff for my nails and I paint my nails whenever im home alone and just spend the night hairless, in cute bisex clothes with my black nails, shower in the black nails with my girly soaps, and all of this keeps my feelings about that underwraps.
Life is pretty great, I must say! I hope it is as happy as possible for everyone out there. I think that as hard as it is, you yourself is the best help you can get for getting out of the rut of depression. You may have to cheat yourself the motivation a bit, but just trying is more than half the battle.
No.147963
No.147965
>>147741
I still wanna see
No.148389
>>147915
You guys must be good friends the way you rummage around his crap.
No.160618
>wake up
>message LDR over the net
>go to buy bread
>smile from ear to ear
>people looking at me funny
it will be a nice day, isnt it?
^w^
No.160625
No.160650
>>147935
Yep true, getting a job can help a lot. And hell yeah school is depressing, if you wanted to design a way of fucking up children on purpose, you'd probably end up with something much the same.
Then again I can't take the idea of a depressed Australian seriously. "Ya coming down to the barbie, Son?" "I can't dad, I'm depressed". In a land of free-flowing beer and sunshine, it's hard to imagine. Then again you never see an Australian introvert on TV.
No.160686
> being a qt 5'3 hearing people at work say " aww look how cute he looks!"
>being a super gay bottom whilst also being in the army doing a super serious job that are reserved for tough boyfriends
> watching the last bit of light fade from the land as you switch to your night vision goggles
> calling in a locstat over the radio to the platoon commander
also just shaved my legs and arms the other day :3
No.160689
>6'2," somehow people still say I look cute without me fishing
>learning to make latex clothing
>wearing something you made yourself
>wearing tights under your pants
>sensitive nipples
>getting drunk and playing games
No.160692
>>147408
Love it!
I dig your socks and dick anon
No.161076
>>147935
Nice post, anon. I hope it goes well for you.
No.161180
>>147553
>>147564
>>147563
Also NSW. It's too damn cold lately. [spoiler]Nice cuddling weather though[/spoiler}
No.161256
>>147846
Next time, you should lick it.
No.161260
>>161256
And post pics of you licking it…
No.161411
>>147337
Relax, buddy.
I don't give a fuck, homes. I love my mom. Haters need not apply. :3
As for me being gay? I think it's because I've been protected wayyy too much in my youth.
No.162139
>>160689
>> being a qt 5'3 hearing people at work say " aww look how cute he looks!"
noice
No.172477
>brewing a cup of chai with almond milk and some sugar
>relaxing in my room with the AC on
>imagining what my qt bf would be like
>playing New Vegas
>watching anime with a cold drink nearby
>doing my exercises and knowing I'm doing something to get in better shape
No.172481
>wandering down the aisles at the local model shop
>realize people are staring
>HOLY SHIT I'M THE CUTE GUY IN THE STORIES
>IT'S ME
No.173112
>>160686
I LOVE YOU FRUITY RUDY
No.174419
>>172477
>New Vegas
good taste
No.175284
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>playing runescape
>nerding out over music
>listening to new albums on youtube
>taking a moment to just enjoy looking at qt bf, without words.
>cuddles
No.175310
I don't know why, but ironically, this thread makes me feel bad
No.175327
>getting new clothes off the internet
>picking up drugs at the post office
>coming out of the shower freshly shaved and clean
>>just to walk comfortably around your house in a shoulder-neck sweater and boyshorts
>reaching for things that are too high
>straight guys complimenting your ass
>being able to cosplay as anyone because you have no strong features
>getting petted on the head
>raising your man's cock just by twerking or sitting on his lap
No.175372
>>160686
:O a-are you a sig? Where are you posted?
>Chairforce con here :3
No.175439
>>175327
>>175327
If that is ur pic then im jealous as all hell
No.175446
>meet guy that really likes me and is assertive
>only had this experience with girls once in my life
>always wanted a dominant girl, but were unicorns
>find out most men are dominant
>problem solved
No.175464
>people shipping me with other people
>mfw this makes me way happier than they should
No.175886
>>175372
Sigs in melbourne m8
No.175896
>>175439
naw mane that's frank wolf, he's fake.
No.203016
>>147846
>>147883
>>147884
>>147885
>>147895
>>147915
Jesus christ anon this is too lewd. I wish you were my roommate
No.203021
>>121843
go to your local smithing trainer, pay him a few gold and he'll teach you novice smithing
you'll have to craft several low level items first, such as bronze daggers and the likes.
i highly suggest you take up the mining profession too so you dont have to buy all your ore.
No.203137
>friend I don't see much but message semi frequently sends me a picture
>some work related thing, listing LGBTQ people in their life for some support thing
>writes me in as "T. the cat"
>the last time we were hanging out I was drunk and wearing cat ears
>was having a tough night and this cheered me right up
brb ears + collar
No.203139
>>203137
>brb ears + collar
pics please
No.203147
>>203137
>message semi frequently
why did I initially interpret that as "you often send your friend pics of your semi-erect penis"?
No.203150
>>121843
What exactly do you want to know? I've been blacksmithing for a few years so I can probably help
No.203162
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>>203139
Fiiine, just a few. Then I actually have to actually get to work. don't bully too hard.
>>203147
Nah, but he may have seen it while I was drunk. I wasn't wearing much…
No.203802
>>203162
gosh anon you're a qt
No.233072
Oh fuck. So I've been sticking to this workout routine and dieting so I can lose the fat in my stomach since I want to be a qt and I'm a fat ass right now. I looked in the mirror this morning and holy shit, My stomach is getting noticeably smaller. There's hope
No.233097
Maxed out at 200 a month ago on the bench but haven't worked out since nor ate healthy. Just grabbed the weights again and found out I'm only 20 pounds away again! Fuck doing cardio tho, I just wanna be strong not cut.
No.233125
No.233134
>>147283
What a wank stain
No.233237
>>147283
>Makes me think you guys are only cuteboys because you have been overconditioned by an overattachment with your moms.
Hallo Freud!
No.233428
The fact that slut and sadness threads are pinned and the happiness thread isn't says a lot about this board and the people that post in it.
No.237295
Sat on my boyfriend's bed with one of his kitties, wearing nothing but a maid costume, a thong and a collar
Spent last night chained to the bed with ankle restraints, cuffs, a blindfold, a ball gag and a leash, along with current clothing
Waxed legs yesterday and shaved face, first time I've been completely hairless since my head hair passed a foot and a half long, totally passable now
Life is good
No.241533
>find an insecure, awkward guy here
>get him to talk on kik or skype
>chat with him and get him to open up
>turns out he doesn't think he's attractive
>flirt a little
>suggest fapping online together
>we cam up
>be kinda average, but he says I'm amazing
>he's actually that insecure, even though he's still cute and decent looking
>fap together
>both cum
>he thanks me
>suggest we stay in touch
>stay online but don't strike up conversation
>he's too awkward to start it himself
>know if I start talking to him he might latch on
>he soon gets fed up and unfriends me
>see him back here not long after
>cam whoring and being very friendly and social
>he's finally out of his shell
>pressured and manipulated him into camming
>gave him a free taste of feeling slutty and cute and being wanted by others
>took it away to get him hooked
>give him the little confidence boost and shove in the right direction to get him going
>pulled this off twice now, might try a third
It feels awesome getting the lonely NEETs out of the slump and does wonders for my sadistic dom side manipulating them a little. Yeah the methods are questionable, but I've found that telling them the truth about their cuteness just gets you argued with, and flirting frequently just gets them attached to you, so you have to be cunty to get them going.