No.151013
Hey /cuteboys/. Just for fun, what's your religion/personal belief?
http://strawpoll.me/4517484
No.151018
>>151013
Heathen/Pagan got green. I like that.
No.151039
No.151055
>>151013
You left off satanist.
No.151057
>>151055
I largely went off the major religions page on wikipedia. I figured most satanists were being satirical. Or they'd be cool with the heathen tag.
No.151061
>>151057
I'm more in shock and glee about the fact that we have eine Juden.
No.151081
Where mah Christian cuteboys at?
No.151089
:( We're (Heathens) being sandwiched between the Abrahamic religions!
No.151099
I picked Atheist because there was no "other" option. I built my own religion based on a type of deism founded upon a metaphysical emergent consciousness of the entire Universe as "God".
No.151110
>>151099
Yeah. I kinda fucked up in that regard. Mental note, always include something like an Other. If I could go back and fix it, I would. Sorry guys. :(
No.151128
No.151169
>>151081
lel, the only non-merican response before this one is pointing out its just data-mining.
Though I'd expect mostly atheist and agnostic here even with the american voters, since most religions either command that we be killed for being like this, or are strongly tied to backward culture that refuses to leave people alone and respect consent.
Also, you're missing Jedi, Pastafarian and Football on that list, they are just as valid as the others on the list, and given the user base probably more likely to have "adherents" than some of the eastern religions you have there :^)
>you couldn't just let people be could you
sorry guys
dw I still voted normally on the poll
>>151099
I like you :3
No.151183
Korean Shamanism MASTER RACE
No.151213
>>151057
I'm suprised Cao Daism and Hoa Haoism were on there. Those are obscure religions from Vietnam. My uncle was a Hoa Haoist.
No.151219
Christian, but one of the fun kinds. Baptism in a river, faith healing, speaking in tongues.
No.151220
No.151231
>>151099
I think that falls under agnosticism or retardation
No.151238
>>151099
>>151231
But that's not at all atheism or agnosticism.
No.151250
>>151231
>implying Spinoza's God is retardation but most of the others ones on that list including Christianity aren't
No.151256
>>151250
>implying I made that implication
>implying Deism isn't agnosticism+
>implying a religion without a concrete set of morals should be put on the same level as Christianity
a prime mover argument is all well and good, but without the solid morals that established religion provides, Deism will remain a joke.
No.151259
>>151250
it's a joke because if you're going to believe in some magical authority, at least have it give you rules so someone can profit at your expense
And it's kinda obvious that magical authorities or whatever the fuck wizards or shit people think exist don't exist.
gods don't real durrrr
No.151294
But aren't morals supposed to be more personal, like a case by case basis.
But religions act like their likely harmful morals are set in stone as to what you must do.
A "religion" like deism that doesn't really command anything can lead to various moral principle without being commanded what to do. While the "morals" of something like Christianity seem to try and replace ethics with its own demands.
Why should a religion be treated as being on a higher lever than another for having more concrete sets of morals?
[I don't know many things about this, I'm shit at starting a discussion to make the thread more interesting]
No.151364
>>151013
I wouldnt be part of a religion unless I started one, or maybe Alex Grey church
No.151378
I'm a gaythiest
I worship only the cock and ass, nothing else
No.151388
>>151378
/thread
[I know that this is supposed to be a fun thread to collect stats, but this one just wins hands down.]
No.151505
>>151256
I don't need some old fart in a church who might shag little boys in his spare time to tell me the difference between right and wrong. Religion did not INVENT morality; civil law as set down by Hammurabi did.
No.151557
I don't really believe in god but I have a sort of moral mix of sikhism/asatru/leveyan satanism.
Too degenerate to be a sikh, don't believe in gods so I can't be a qt viking, and I'm to selfless to be a satanist. But I live by teachings of all three.
No.151562
Agnostic, which is I think is unsurprising
No.151578
No.151585
>>151578
>not bending knee to the dark gods of kaos,
>any year
No.151607
>>151605
>heresy
Heresy is not exploring what kaos has to offer…
No.151618
>>151169
I only.have.control.over myself so imma do me. And myself loves femmy guys and god,.Jesus and la.virgen de Guadalupe then so be it.
No.151629
>>151618
So why you ain't got control over your damn period button?
No.151668
>>151607
>Chaos
>Slaanesh
>Not Papa Nurgle
Found the heretic
No.151682
>>151013
>Atheist top choice
In other news, absolutely no one was surprised a bunch of degenerates were also atheists.
No.151687
>>151013
"Haohaoist" yields no results in google, did you mean "Taoist"?
No.151691
>>151013
personal belief?
That God created cuteboys on the 7th day for man to keep and love.
Seriously though I feel myself being drawn to paganism/odinism
No.151717
>>151687
Its a a form of buddhism founded by a millenarian Vietnamese guy by the name of Phu Huynh So during the early 20th century in Vietnam. The Hoa Haoist were one of the largest institutions that were independent of the French colonialists (aside from the Cao Daists, Buddhists, and Catholics) before the Communists and Nationalists came along. They even had militias that operated from pre-WW2 to the early stages of Vietnam.
Its a cult like form of Buddhism with Confucian and anti imperialist elements. Its a bit strange its on the list. I think the guy who edited the page likes Vietnamese history or something.
No.151756
>Not having 'other' option
That's something my mind would do, just to trick me. I'm onto you.
No.151809
Quite a few cuteboys into pagan-type stuff. Interesting. Never really bought into that type of stuff but I always found the belief systems interesting in some of the followings.
Of course I don't remember much, been a while since I read anything relating to it. I ought to fix that once I've finished reading the Bardo Thodol.
It'd be kinda cool to have a cuteboy to discuss that kind of stuff with, or alternatively just cuddle while listening to neofolk.
No.151920
>>151717
This guy gets it.
No.154721
>>151213
Well, I'd assume it's on there for the same reason Shinto is on there. When an entire country says they follow that religion, it certainly bumps up its numbers.
No.154754
One of these days, can we have a philosophy thread instead of a religion thread?
No.154755
>>154754
arguing about either on the internet is pointless and stupid.
No.154757
>>154755
YOU'RE pointless and stupid
No.154758
>>154757
YOUR MOM IS POINTLESS AND STUPID
FUCK YOU
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No.154762
No.154774
>>154754
I would love to do something along those lines, but I think it'd just be hell to get on a straw poll. Cause there's so many schools of philosophy (the stoics being one of my faves), that it'd be almost impossible to get them all covered.
No.160159
>>151055
>Implying there are Satanists older than twelve.
No.160166
>>160159
this, so much this
No.160171
I'm an anti-religious atheist. Even if there is a god, praising one as barbaric as the one that people claim exists is stupid, it's like choosing to stay in an abusive relationship. Completely unfathomable.
If there is a god out there, I fucking hate it. And I hate religion regardless.
No.160202
>no Taoism
>somehow some weird Buddhist sect gets on there instead
Pshh, whatever, I was, like, into the three treasures before it was cool anyways. You probably haven't heard of it.
No.160214
>>151013
I like to believe in reincarnation of a sort
Other than that I try to respect the life of every living being I come across.
It's nice to be nice, friend.
No.160224
>all these atheists
>not being a holy crusader of our one true lord, Jesus Christ, the man who suffered, died and buried for us only to rise on the third day
He died for your sins, cuties. I think he deserves a little respect! Become a Holy Crusader today by converting your believes to Christianity!
No.160225
>>160214
I want to be reincarnated as you, anon.
>unknown
h-how?
No.160227
I'm a theistic satanist but I answered Hinduism since there is vedic influence in my beliefs. While the term Satan means the adversary in Hebrew, it also means truth in Sanskrit.
No.160232
Who /pagan/ here?
> tfw no bf to burn down a church together and listen to black metal
;_;
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No.160238
>>160236
>worshiping the demiurjew
No.160242
>>160236
>Dues Vulting on a gay board
No.160244
>>160242
Am I going to hell if I'm gay and catholic ?
No.160245
>>160244
According to the Bible
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No.160248
No.160250
>>160244
Depends. As far as I know Jesus didn't have an issue with homos. It was some other cunt who wrote that bit.
No.160251
>>160248
Don't feel too bad, you can always become a priest and get with them sexy 8 year olds.
No.160252
>>160248
you're going to double hell because anime
No.160253
>At least 10 muslims are lurking in /Cuteboys/
I expect a reason behind this haram
>dont make me call Sharia police again
No.160255
>>160253
>Gay Muslims
Swedes detected
No.160256
>>160250
That 'some other cunt' being Paul, along with earlier Jewish writers.
Actually that's true, if you look at what Jesus wrote and then look at what Paul wrote, it becomes more and more apparent that much of what the church uses to justify exclusionary stances comes from Paul and later writings and apocrypha that did not come from what Jesus said.
Here's a rule of thumb for determining whether something is in line with what Jesus said: Did Jesus say it? Yes? Then it's in line. No? Then it isn't. However, the bible isn't strictly what Jesus said, it's anything that happened to make it into the bible when they compiled it. Therefore, biblically, all gays are going to hell, period. At least, if you believe that the bible is divinely inspired, which implies that its compiling was also divinely inspired, therefore, god hates fags, etc etc.
No.160257
>>160250
>>160251
I only like feminine penis so it's all good. I think i'll make it to the pearly gates.
>>160252
But anime is holy!
No.160258
>>160257
Y'all niggas goin' to hell.
No.160264
The holy religion of steam-saleism
No.160265
>>160258
Better to be lord in hell than a slave in heaven.
No.160267
>>160264
>tfw no paycheck until tuseday
I'm gonna buy the whole store…
>>160265
>not wanting your own personal heaven full of qt boys dressed as girls just like in muh animus
No.160268
>>160265
But what if you get turned on thinking about being a slave in hell? Angels never fuck cute boys raw, demons love doing that shit.
>tfw you are not a demon of homosexuality who tempts cuteboys into taking it up the butt so you can give it to them hard in the afterlife
No.160269
>>160268
That demon would fuck you raw but with it's fat barbed dick, kiddo…
No.160271
>>160269
>kiddo
Would you by any chance happen to be from /monster/? Some people on /furry/ ran into someone who couldn't stop saying kiddo.
Also, I don't want to get fucked by the demon, I want to be the one fucking a cuteboy so hard in hell that he can't even think straight.
No.160272
>>160267
>implying the demiurjew would ever give us that
>>160269
Even better
No.160273
>>160271
That's more like it.
>are you from /monster/
No, I only come to 8chan for /cuteboys/ whenever I get banned from my boards. I say kiddo a lot because it's fun :3
>>160272
He'd give you aaaanything you wanted! You just have to believe, anon!
No.160274
>>151250
Spinoza is shitty little jew m8
Kierkegaard all the way
No.160280
>>160244
Matthew 9:12 says being gay is okay, but there is confusion on sex, as Matthew 9:12 exempts gays from marriage but in other parts says you shouldn't have sex unless married.
Still you wouldn't go to hell as long as you don't reject jesus permantly as that is the only unforgivable sin.
No.160572
I'm a Deist. Since there is no irrefutable proof that any one specific religion is correct, I'd like to keep an open mind and look at god in a more logical sense, sorta like god's the great scientist in the sky
No.160575
>>160280
"But when Jesus heard that, he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick."
wat
No.160580
No.160639
>>160580
Went off the major religions page on wikipedia. Sith happens mang
No.160653
>>151250
>Spinoza
Why would you listen to an insane Jew about Christianity? Would you get your info on Daoism from a Muslim in an asylum?
No.160913
>>160653
Not him but it does make more sense to ask someone in an Abrahamic faith about other Abrahamic faiths, assuming they've done their homework. It'd be a little more like asking a strict Jain about Taoism, it would still not really make a lot of sense but there would still be common ground. The gulf between the practice of Abrahamic religions and the Dharmic religions (in which I am including the Chinese schools of thought including Taoism as a Taoist myself) tends to be pretty wide (at least on the layman level) but within their own systems the differences are smaller.
No.162950
I don't believe that there is a possibility that any of the religions are right but I believe that there must be more to this world and life than what science can explain and there is probably more to this existence than what we see on the surface.
Does that make me an agnostic?
No.167401
Christian trap reporting in. Please no bully.
No.167406
I had to vote Hindu in the broadest sense of pantheistic belief.
No.167407
>>162961
its the "atheist" option
No.167415
>>167401
hi i like you
though im agnostic
dont let those weird arrogant atheists from the other day get you qt
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No.193852
>>167401
I'll let you polish my cross :^)
No.193854
Eastern Orthodoxy is the way!
No.193857
>no other option
superior NDE religion here
No.193904
those 14 snackbars-.
How can you be muslim and browser this board without guilt, I mean, its even harder to make it legit as its with christians who can at least say that the laws of deuternomy are made mostly obsolete/forgivable by god for nonjews with the sacrifiece of christ.
Mohammed and the following hadiths on the other hand are quiet clear about the their brimstone and hellfire laws.
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No.194727
No.194756
>>160256
Jesus didn't write anything you dummy. All of the new testament was written decades after his death.
At the time the gospels were written being a homo was 100% not kosher. Modern christians attempt to twist scripture to allow for their degeneracy. It's an amazing display of cognitive dissonance that doesn't only effect homos but also straight people, divorce was not okay by any standard 2000 years ago.
No.194781
>>167415
Agnostic theism or agnostic atheism?
I find it funny when so called agnostics make fun of atheists for being fedoras or arrogant by default (I'm not saying the ones you were referring to weren't arrogant as they very likely were) when its likely that both parties are agnostic atheists and just don't realise it.
No.194786
>>151013
>no church of big dicks and fat butts
what gives OP?
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No.219252
Catholic. Going to Latin Mass tomorrow. Deus Vult, mofos!
No.219933
>>151099
…how is Atheism a more accurate fit than Heathen/Pagan/Wiccan?
No.219935
>Christian (legitimately think it's probably the correct belief system)
>family is Christian too
>taking estrogen for androgyny
>in case family notices mah boobs next summer, formulate a plan
>write prayer to Satan asking for youth lasting 140+ years and a female body (both things against God: he put a 140 year limiter on our life and created gender as part of his sacred plan, so theoretically, asking to defy those should be within Satan's power)
>cryptographically sign it (/tech/ bro here) and print it out w/ signature
>put my classical signature on top of that
>put it under my pillow
>mfw we have missed church ever since I did this so I haven't had to sweat trying to decide whether to take communion or not
When the estrogen effects become inconcealable (if that happens before I leave for Uni) I really hope this plan prevents my family from going on a hunt for my hormones
What do you guys think of this plan?
No.219938
>>219935
The idea is that if they notice, I can just "come clean" by showing them the paper and the search will stop there
They can stop me from acquiring estrogen (if they know about it), but they can't stop me from "praying to satan" for physical blessings
No.219966
>>151013
an asian made this test
No.219989
>>219252
Gay, Christian.
Choose one.
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No.220011
>>160171
this, not even being edgy
also if god is real, we should find a way to kill it.
because fuck that cunt
No.220026
>>160171
>>220011
I agree, for once.
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No.220032
>>219989
Tell it to Milo Fucking Yiannopolous son.
No.220054
No.220076
>tfw weak theist
how do I strengthen my faith, /cuteboys/?
No.220230
>Gay Pagans
>Gay Christians.
No.220330
>>220230
I get the gay christians thing, that seems a bit out of the ordinary, but how are gay pagans weird?
No.220339
>>220330
Depends what kind.
In northern europe, the pagans usually desposed their faggots into bogs, because that was the way one would deal with criminals the family was deeply ashamed off.
But I think that most "pagans" today are full of shit anyway and LARP some halfbaked rites with no historical authencity whatsoever, nor with any effort to validate their metaphysiks.
A european catholic christian who dances around the maypole, participates in easter rites involving eggs and throws mugwort into the johannisfire is probably more of a legit pagan then them.
Hellenics however are a whole nother deal, the same holds true for "real" pagans like shinto's and to some varying extend to Hindus.
Albeit it seems quiet selfexplanatory, that most religions who emerged from wartorn region, like the ancient northern one or the judaic faith, in their function as cultural framework would not have endorsed practizes that would have hindered fertility and the production of constantly needed serfs and soldiers, be they poly or monotheistic.
Albeit here's a notable christian rant from 300 a.d by the roman apologet Julius Firmicus Maternus about a middle eastern /cuteboys/ approving religion I tried to translate from my german version:
The Assyrians and some africans think that the air is the supreme of the four elements and worship her through fantastic teachings, that means: the air, which they call Juno or equate to the virginious venus - as if venus would have ever have taken a liking on virginity-gets consecrated!
They claim, Juno would have been made - and of course incest is involved again- by a sister of Jupiter by laying with him.
They have in fact elevated the air to a woman, I dont know what they were thinking though, as they came to this conclusion.
Dont they invokate, because the air lies between the sea and heaven, the former through female chants to the sky?
Tell me: is this a deity, which searches a woman inside men, which can only be worshipped by the chanting of her priests, after those fashioned their face after that of a woman, smoothened their skin and dishonour the male sex by wearing girly jewelry?
One can see them in their temples, openly displaying their wailing chants and organising pathethic processions, were men let themselves getting used like women (!) and proclaim the disgrace of their unclean and lewd bodies with most fancy boasting,
They admit these infamous actions and confess the shame of the sodomized body with the most obnoxious delight.
They adorn their wellkempt hair in girlish manners and while wearing daintly robes they cannot even hold their head upright and straight while walking.
When they are done with razing the maleness of their appearance, they invoke their godess while being made ecstatic by the sound of their flutes, in order to -and fulfilled by profane mood- see into the future and tell fortunes for naive people.
What a nonsensical atrocitiousness!
…
And then he keeps on ranting on and on and on…
No.220350
>>220330
>pagans ever
at least christians have the excuse of cultural indoctrination
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No.220362
>>220339
most "pagans" in the states are white odinists in prison
No.220397
>christian is an option
>catholic is not
>i am lumped in with filthy protestant heretic scum
Fucking disgusting.
No.220404
>>220397
>>220397
i know that feel. we are in dire need of an inquisition~
No.220416
>>220404
>>220397
you guys will bring the FBI here with your 3d shota
No.235742
I kinda wonder if the people that put jew were joking or if i'm not alone…
No.235747
>tfw 110 other cuteboys are christian
God save us all
No.235753
>>151013
I'm a scientologist
Respect my beliefs you shitlords
No.235834
>Bah'ai Faith
>a religion that literally calls for a one world government
>seems like it's ultimately just cucking for Islam
I can't believe I lost my hipster SWPL sister to this. Seems like she only joined it to signal and be around muds. Absolutely Heretical.
No.235835
>>220397
Yeah, I really don't feel comfortable being grouped with disgusting Catholics, as well as equally gross Protestants and slightly less repulsive Eastern Orthodoxes.
No.235845
>>235813
Hopefully you and kebabs will kill each other before the end of the decade.
No.235846
>faggot
>on hrt
>Mormons come to my door
>Very polite with them and listen to everything they have to say
>Even get free book of Mormon and a Bible
>"We'd love to have you visit the church sometime, maybe sit in on a service?"
>"S-sure maybe sometime ha, ha."
Tfw soon the hrt will be hard to hide
Tfw I'll never be accepted by a church unless I stop being a big degenerate.
Jesus why I thought you loved me.
No.235916
Christianity is the only religion suitable for the white race.
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No.235996
>>235846
Churches are degenerate. Real spirituality can only be found on your own.
No.236012
>>151055
>tfw LaVeyan Satanist
>tfw I can't tell anyone this without people assuming I'm a devil worshiper or edgy preteen
feels bad man
No.236015
>>236012
Prove that you aren't an edgy preteen.
No.236016
>>236015
I'm not a preteen and I don't consider myself particularly edgy.
No.236183
>>236016
Prove that you aren't edgy.
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>>151013
No Imperial Creed?
But what of us that Praise the Emperor?
No.246342
Where's the Zoroastrianism? They got fire temples n'shit.
No.246415
You can just say "Baha'i" you know. "Baha'i" as a word means "follower of the Baha'i faith".
No.246432
>>246342
They also don't allow converts, a pity I suppose.
>>235916
>Christianity
>founded by a semite
>most are black africans or mixed south americans
Whatever you say mate.
No.246778
>>235916
>2016
>following the teachings of rabbi yeshua kikestein
No.255035
I am personally offended worshipping the God emperor isn't on this list
No.255047
>>235916
only with buttloads of hellenism and other european stuff mixed inbetween to the point of proxy-heresy, but I guess luther ruined that for us.
>>246432
They accept you, as long as you are iranian.
Therefore most of their converts are iranian or kurdish shia's.
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No.255091
>>151013
As always mines not on here, Left hand path. based fit out of these thou was the pagen option.
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No.255954
I absolutely despise religion as a whole (execpt people who belive but live and let live), there's so many things wrong with it that i dont know if i want to bring it up.
No.256361
> there are 162 jews here
mfw
No.256363
>>235916
Paganism is the true aryan Religion because it envolved from our blood and was based in the ideals of honor and loyalty.
Christians are shit!
SHIT!
No.256406
>duuuu BIG explushun cum frome noweere and mek itselff and mek errythang hehehehehehhe
No.256455
>tfw my religion isn't on here because I figured it out myself
closest would probably be gnosticism but it's not on there
No.256474
catholicism was one its way to become some weird syncretic religion, but Luther ruined that for us I guess.
>>256455
What bothers me about gnostics is that the belief in some secret knowledge which is necessary for the salvation of the soul which should be kept secret too, seems like a thousand years old scam.
The scientology of the early middle ages.
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No.256534
>>151039
Love how no one acknowledged this.
No.256640
>>151013
>Hey /cuteboys/ let me data mine you
>Just for fun
Sure thing Mr.Merchant.