No.165374
These were always fun to read and /cuteboys/ needs the interesting stuff.
Don't know if I'm allowed to start fun here, i've never tried.
Anyway please fill out the template. =3
Will post mine soon.
No.165376
Let the good reads commence!
:D
No.165385
>>165376
>I pledge resistance to all flags
whoa there.
No.165388
>>165376
Well you perfectly sum up my generation.
Take that as you will.
No.165399
>>165388
what generation is that?
No.165400
>>165399
…Gen Y?
Couldn't you figure that out on your own Anon?
No.165402
>>165376
>I PLEDGE RESISTANCE TO ALL FLAGS
No.165403
>>165400
oh well yeah certainly but I couldn't be sure because i'm considered Generation Z so I didn't know what point you were trying to make.
I grew up around you guys :3
No.165404
>>165403
>i'm considered Generation Z
In what school of thought? Gen Y was from late 80s to early 00s iirc
No.165405
>>165404
according to essentially everything/everyone i've ever heard from, I'm generation Z/"digitals". Youre the first person to claim otherwise.
Do you know about "generation z"?
I used this http://www.howmuchdoi.com/personality/What-generation-am-I-Generation-Calculator-206.html
and this as well
http://researchmaniacs.com/FAQ/WhatGenerationAmI.html
and put in "1997"
and got Generation Z.
No.165406
>>165405
Then I guess I am Gen Z as well
That is kind of bizarre.
No.165407
>>165406
oh okay then nevermind I thought you were like my big brothers.
No.165414
I'm a simple man who fuddle with computers, likes punk rock, and loves his cute bf.
No.165417
>>165414
I've never heard of those movies, is "The Good" good? and is "The bad" bad? and is "the ugly" ugly?
No.165418
>>165416
>gender identity: nigga
you seem like a pretty cool dude
No.165419
No.165421
>>165417
ur a witty cunt I'll give you that m8
No.165423
>>165418
Lol, where's yours?
No.165425
No.165427
>>165401
okay, totally forgot to add a bunch of shit to this...
No.165430
>>165427
>>165401
Heres an updated version because I'm dumb
No.165432
>>165425
Looking forward to seeing it.
No.165436
>>165434
Have you posted in this thread, new best friend?
No.165439
>>165436
I have, I'm the nigger.
No.165441
>>165439
Don't disparage yourself, brown friend!
No.165443
>>165439
Oh shit son. You got good taste in music. What kinda music do you produce?
No.165446
>>165441
Thanks, fam. We're all gonna make it.
>>165443
I'm in a band, and all three of us have different music taste. I'm the rapper, secondary singer, and shittiest guitarist. The type of music we make can vary from some Nujabes-esque type music to…pretty much anything. I know that's vague, I'm sorry.
No.165449
>>165446
You got like any files on your peecee or youtube vids? I'd love to listen to it.
No.165453
>>165449
No youtube vids, but a few songs on PC.
Add me on skype:al4ned
No.165457
>>165455
Thank you, mate.
And Strange Ways is my shit.
No.165482
>>165480
Pantera is questionable but otherwise fantastic taste
No.165514
>>165480
>fuck off tumblr
damn dude, i was literally about to put those exact words there
No.165517
>>165514
Do it anyways!
By putting that or random bullshit in the "identity" field /cuteboys/ can stand as one against the SJW menace.
No.165528
>>165455
>berserk
for me to call a man my friend, he must be equal to me in all respects, but you're pretty cool.
No.165529
>>165455
>Age: 15
prepare to get banned guy
No.165534
>>165529
sometimes doing it for free is a hard life, Anons. Kid wasn't really doing anything wrong but rules are rules and a man has to put hotpockets on the table somehow.
Then again the kid couldn't even read the damned sticky to figure out that he should lie about his age like we all did on 4chan when we were younger so I can't really feel that bad for him.
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No.165535
>>165534
Wow, response time is quick.
it's how I get the extra cheesy hotpockets :DDD
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No.165541
>>165534
Post yours. I want to see the life of a forum janitor.
No.165546
>>165541
and what if I already did?
you spelled "creator" wrong by the way
No.165547
No.165548
>>165547
nobully it's late!
No.165550
>>165546
Fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. I did
No.165559
Forgot the flag but I'm from the UK
No.165659
>>165630
holy shit you remind me of someone I know, like you look like him. crazy.
No.165664
>>165659
Really? What state you in?
>>165662
>5'2"
Holy shit and i thought I was short
No.165668
>>165664
nah it's not you, youre 19.
california tho.
>>165662
i find it really hard to believe you're 5'2 at this present time in your life
No.165672
>>165668
Ah ok. I'm in Ohio
No.165674
>>165672
Ohio?
hmm…
He also really liked to listen to Defiance, Ohio.
You seriously straight-up look like my friend Noah, he's the same height and weight as me too like you.
I MUST get your steam/skype info. Preferably steam.
No.165684
>>165668
Is it? I would prove it if I could find my measuring tape. Everyone in my family is pretty small, so I blame it on my genes. But well, I like being small.
No.165686
>>165684
If you're in germany, don't you measure using cm?
No.165695
>>165686
Yup, but most people here are American so I used foot. I'm 160cm.
No.165699
>>165695
5'2.99
might as well be 5'3 but okay
most people there are american? really? what do you mean? o.o
No.165701
>>165695
>160cm
when will they learn?
No.165703
>>165699
oh lol he meant in the thread.
No.165704
>>165699
Google is saying 5.24934 though, so I rounded down.
And yep, I meant here on the website, you little dummy.
No.165705
>>165704
google converts it to just feet, not feet and inches.
with feet and inches, you go to 5'12 then 6'
with just feet, it obviously ends at 9 and starts counting up normally.
http://www.thecalculatorsite.com/conversions/common/cm-to-feet-inches.php
you're 5'3
No.165706
>>165705
or let me try to explain again.
feet and inches: 12 inches in a foot, so 5'12 then 6'
with just feet, it's more like 5.9 then 6
5.9 feet can be considered 5'12"
No.165707
>>165705
>>165706
Oh, you learn something new every day, thanks!
No.165722
Pretty average in all fields. I hate templates, they tempt me to post instead of lurk.
No.165738
I feel like gimp fucked up the font. Ah well.
I probably should've noted that vidya game wise I really like puzzles, but rarely find them. Whoops.
How skinny am I, /cuteboys/?
No.165741
>>165738
well why don't you move somewhere better suited to you politically? I hear Vietnam is nice this time of year :^)
No.165745
>>165738
As I'm looking through other people's stuff,
Primer is a really great movie, as is 2001: A Space Odyssey
I can't believe I fucking forgot Futurama or Adventure Time
I kinda like New Wave shit music-wise, and I used to listen to a lot of the Beatles and other classic rock.
I forgot ASOIAF, Dune, Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, other things.
No.165746
>>165741
I moved from SoCal to Berkeley to go to College :^)
Maybe I'll move to Germany or some shit.
No.165747
Pro MS Paint skills here. Some stuff I forgot to mention: 6'1/2", 200 lb :(, favorite Folk band is Dayz and Daze.
No.165748
>>165746
lol so you're telling me the US is super terrible so you're gonna move to one of our satellite states?
you lefties are a silly bunch
No.165750
>>165748
Eh. Only reason I say Germany is because I already know German.
Objectively, Communism is the best form of government, but realistically, I want to be the dictator. :^)
No.165751
This took annoyingly long to finish
No.165752
Damn it's conservative in here.
No.165754
>>165751
Figured I should add a little more
No.165772
>>165485
>no STALKER in vidya
cheeki breeki
No.165787
Sorry for terrible art skillz
No.165793
So yeah sorry for no drawings but my art skills leveled out at around 2nd grade. I'm 6ft flat and about 155 lbs, also.
No.165796
>>165772
I never played it
oh fug I have failed /k/ I must now worship my nugget with my anus
No.165798
>>165793
>basically gay
explain?
No.165800
>>165793
>confident enough in myself to not need the internet to make me feel good about myself
;-;
No.165801
>>165783
You sound like a qt
No.165804
No.165806
>>165804
Do you have a skype or something?
No.165813
No.165818
>>165754
>tfw no strong army man to lightly choke me as he fucks me.
RIP
No.165848
>>165783
> Browsing 4chan and 8chan
> Browsing 4chan
> 4chan
How dare you.
No.165850
>>165848
They're both good
No need for silly unnecessary drama
No.165853
>>165850
He's just joking most likely, don't take it too seriously
No.165855
despite self confidence am shy
No.165857
why are there so many straight guys here?
at least say heteroflexible.
Even the traps aren't that convincing.
unless you guys really mean to reassert such flattery.
No.165858
I found one I made on /lgbt/ from halfchan 3 years ago in my folders. I fixed it up. I had a job then and was just as depressed.
No.165859
>>165855
I forgot to color my pants and now I should die
No.165860
>>165859
Take the easy way out.
Say you were naked and it was all intentional.
No.165870
No.165879
shit took a million years
No.165882
>>165879
2 up here, I like you.
No.165891
>>165674
Don't have either sorry
>>165870
Thanks, like you too bb
No.165933
>>165917
>judge yourself at above genius intelligence
>don't read
>top movies are tarantino
>The Last of us
No.165936
>>165933
Yeah, my tastes in entertainment are different from yours, clearly I'm the retard here. I don't read much LATELY but I like Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Jack London. I like really prosey books that use words just right.
No.165938
>>165937
I'm not, I just colored in the intelligence bar too much because I'm stoned right now. What makes YOU a genius, tough guy??? >;)
No.165947
>>165946
if you're cute you're important to me
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No.165954
>>165951
I know you who are!
No.165965
>>165962
My life is shit too, but you can't give up I'm in a good mood, give me 2 hours I might be down there with you
No.165972
>>165969
Im happy just about all the time
No.165973
>>165969
I don't think I'm manic depressive, but I show some sings, might be the ADHD they said I had as a kid. They share traits.
My good mood/ bad mood is about half and half.
When It's bad it gets bad though.
No.165976
>>165962
You don't need anything to be cheerful about. You can have any sort of life and circumstances, and be miserable, or the same, and be happy.
It's just about acceptance. Accept yourself, accept your life. If you wanna make changes, do that. If you don't, don't.
No.165977
>>165973
Current Psychotherapy is pretty shit
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No.165981
>>165978
Shitting on yourself is the better alternative eh?
Seriously, wallowing in self-pity only works to make you more depressed.
No.165984
>>165981
It's very easy to get stuck in that hole though.
No.165985
>>165984
Yep, but if you don't go about fixing it, welp, you're dead son.
No.165986
>>165978
No, I said accept. Not mope, not bitch. Change things, don't change them. It's up to you and only you. Most people's problems are stuff they could change. The other problems aren't, so don't worry about em.
Either accept things as they are, or change them, then accept that. Worrying and stressing doesn't help in either direction, so don't do it. It's just a loop, a bad habit, bad thought pattern. Fuck it off. Stop it. Recognise it, and decide you're not gonna give it time and energy. Why devote your mental resources to running yourself down?
>>165984
I know. This is how you get out of it. If you're stuck in a hole, last thing you should do is dig it deeper.
No.165990
>>165989
I bet you're not as worthless as you think you are.
No.165994
>>165989
Yeah, very wry, very bitter. Not helping though. You don't have to be "good at" what I'm talking about. You just do it. No skill involved, just a decision.
Maybe start a little at a time, just be easier on yourself. Realise you're no worse than most people, and better than some. That, once you leave school, people aren't judging you. You can do and be whatever you want, and be respected for it, as long as you're confident in it. As long as you say "this is my thing, this is me, and I don't give a fuck". Really. Stop giving such a fuck. Maybe a little fuck I dunno, perhaps I give too little of one. But I used to give far too much of a fuck, and this is how I solved it.
Perhaps I'm summarising too much, it wasn't massively easy or overnight. But that's the basics of it. You're probably a decent guy, as good as anybody, so don't pick on yourself over stupid shit that's really not as important as you think it is.
xxx!
No.165997
>>165995
hsfhserthretin, interesting.
No.165998
>>165991
Fine be that way. You clearly don't want help.
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No.166002
The worst part of /cuteboys/ is the 30 percent population devoted to throwing their own pity party.
Just so you know everyone is inherently valuable assuming they want to be. Most people would rather take the easy way out and pretend they're useless biologically rather than by choice. You guys are the uselessness equivalent of calling yourselves big boned. Either be useful, because you can be as an inherently valuable and intelligent human being, or don't, just stop fucking up all our threads with your cries for attention
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No.166005
>>166002
as much as i wanna tell all the depressedfags to fuck off
i can't
it's not nice and i used to be one too :(
i would have never felt better if people didn't encourage me too so
No.166007
>>166004
That hilarious comeback.
In any case, I'm going to continue laughing at what the thread has become.
No.166008
>>166005
I love to help depressedfags. But depressedfags can be found on wizardchan. on cuteboys you find insecure attentionwhorefags masquerading as depressedfags. They have overlapping qualities but you help them in different ways. If you feed into these people they learn that they can say this shit every single thread and get the attention they crave.
>>166006
I've heard your fucking speech a thousand times from a thousand people. I bet I could predict this conversation 5 steps ahead.. Stop derailing all our fucking threads.
No.166009
>>165999
Depressive one-liners are easy, huh? And most importantly, no fun whatsoever.
No.166011
>>166005
Yup. There's at least 2 of us here talking to Charlie Brown's Goth Cousin. Depression is shit and miserable and it's a godsend when someone helps you out.
But if he's happy as he is, it's probably mostly drama. Don't worry bruv, you've got me!
No.166012
>>166011
I'm trying to stop ruining the thread, why must you try to help me?
No.166015
ITT: Sad people are sad, and that's bad because
No.166019
>>166013
Just leave your posts be. Otherwise the conversation goes all wierd. We're done now, the thread can be happily re-railed to categorising ourselves via filling in bargraphs.
No.166021
>>166016
just keep it in that thread unless you absolutely have some major breakthrough that can be shared with only us
No.166023
>>166021
why do you think I deleted my posts? I realized that I was in the wrong and I stopped.
No.166047
>>166008
OP here.
I'd like to thank people like you for ruining the thread.
No.166048
can we start posting the things again that are kind of the point of the thread
No.166049
>>166047
hotpocket here, would you like me to clean up the shitposts?
I take my "job" very seriously :^)
No.166050
>>166048
When it happens, it'll happen.
No.166066
>>165858
>likes mst3k
want to go do some degenerate stuff together?
No.166067
>>165858
where are you from Anon?
No.166072
>>166066
M-maybe
>>166067
NY, sadly.
No.166073
>>166072
Damn, you seem like a pretty cool dude
That must be why you choose 10 round SKS instead of superior kalashnikov
No.166078
>>166073
Till I move, it's the best I can do. Unless I want my AR or AK to look like an abortion.
No.166080
>>166078
For NY or CA SKS is the best SHTF raifu you can get.
Just please don't put extendos on it at any point in the future
No.166083
>>166080
Mine will stay pure till I leave this earth. I'm sure some people in my state, if not a lot, kept their pre-ban AR's and AKs and just hid them. I've only seen modified "NY-Safe" AR's and they're ugly. Did you put your image up too?
No.166094
No.166095
>>166090
>sexuality
>penguin luvr
No.166101
>>166095
>penguin luvr
What would've been too obvious.
No.166103
>>166101
Jin Roh is breddy gud
I'd definitely cuddle up to you and steal your attention away from that penguin while watching it Anon
No.166107
>>166103
How homosexual of you.
But, nah, I'd slap you if you tried to pull a fast one on me.
No.166108
>>166107
You would slap me hard too wouldn't you?
I bet you'd like to spank me too
But it would only be a matter of time before your guard drops and I fly at you like a little gay kamikaze bomber of affection and land big kisses all over your face and neck
No.166146
>Biological sex
>Gender identity
Jesus fucking christ, not even fullchan is safe from this shit.
No.166153
I feel that everyone who rates themselved 7/10 or higher, must also post a pic of themselves.
No.166166
>>166149
>noise
>ruins
>yung lean
>all the anime part
i will find you and i will love you
No.166170
No.166172
No.166179
>>166153
Post your pic first then
No.166197
>>165630
>5"4
>124lbs
bueno intensifies
No.166219
>>166215
nigger what the fuck is this god taste
No.166221
No.166233
>>166215
Great interests + video games. Also like the music taste. Nice.
No.166238
I might as well contribute, rather than perpetually lurking.
No.166289
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No.166293
No.166303
>>166299
>>166302
>anyone who rates their intelligence over 6 points unless they have graduated from a challenging upper education and/or have successful careers on a difficult field
>especially when they're 18
No.166304
>>166297
also
>industrial
>hardcore
>metal
>dexter
>game of thrones
>dota 2
>wow
>starcraft
>transistor
>intelligence is high
kek kek kek kek kek
No.166306
>>166303
Well i'm fnished french "prépa" at 18, which is considered fucking hard (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classe_pr%C3%A9paratoire_aux_grandes_%C3%A9coles), so I'm doing alright.
No.166308
>>166289
Dayum, you're pretty handsome
>>166297
>18
>intelligence
>laughingfaggots.png
No.166309
>>166306
>>166303
You sure need to be intelligent to literally grind shit into your brain so you can regurgitate it and get a paper which grants you new life opportunities.
Go to a college or university, I can guarantee you most people there aren't that far above the level of the average facebook user. They may know more, yes, but are they really more intelligent? Still, judging from frenchanon's chart I wouldn't say he's very intelligent.
No.166317
>>166108
How anyone can say this with a straight face is beyond me.
No.166318
>>166233
thanks! Pity Finland isnt closer.
No.166328
>>166297
Tu as fait quelle prépa ? J'imagine MPSI ou PCSI, vu le profil j'imagine mal un BL.
Also on a totalement les mêmes gouts presque partout, épouse moi.
No.166358
>>166354
you want one booby?
No.166372
No.166376
>>166374
Is calling things bait a new form of bait?
No.166377
>>166373
>11/10 for intelligence.
>can't remember anything
>can't draw
>>166374
Too late.
No.166380
>>166377
>>can't remember anything
Very sleep deprived. I'm only here to take short break while I continue my work.
>>can't draw
Doesn't prove anything. Not everyone can be good at every little thing.
No.166382
>>166376
Your image is as half-assed and provocative as possible. It really does look like a bait. I don't see any other reason for posting it.
No.166384
>>166380
Daily reminder that 11/10 intelligence is over 200 IQ
No.166386
>>166382
You're right. It is pointless. Just thought it would be fun to participate.
>>166384
Your point?
No.166389
>>166386
My point is your IQ aint over 200 nigga
No.166396
>>166373
>>166376
>>166380
>>166386
Don't reply to this stupid fuck, there's literally no way that isn't actually bait. If it really, really isn't bait then it's even more of a reason not to talk to him.
No.166406
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>>166389
>>166396
Oh hey look people getting upset because someone is better than them. How childish.
No.166496
>>166492
>wizard powers; inevitable
lol oh my fucking god im dying
No.166504
>>165798
I mostly like guys of all types, from bear to trap, but I also like masculine butch girls. Which is a problem since most of them are lesbos, but whatever, ya know?
No.166508
>>165800
The way I became confident in my attractiveness was through camming om omegle for awhile. And to this day it still kind of shames me that I keep having to cam to either eliminate a fuckton of stress or get confident.
No.166523
>>166508
> it still kind of shames me that I keep having to cam to either eliminate a fuckton of stress or get confident.
Fuck off with this kind of thinking, dude. If you need to feel wanted or attractive, you've got to jump through some hoops; all you're doing is finding validation in being hot as fuck.
Personally, I unwind from stress by putting things in my butt and, while I started out feeling awful about myself after (i.e. parents raised me on internalized self-loathing and shame to keep me in check) I soon realized all I was doing was making myself happy by not hurting anybody else.
Also, sorry: I am aware that I'm doing the very thing you don't want to need.
No.166526
>>166523
It's alright man, I guess my shame is just some part of me that's trying to make me get a bf and not only get satisfaction from online stuff and general masturbation.
No.166530
>>166526
Haha so I've totally misread you then. Sorry for the unnessary rant, guess I'm just projecting.
Hope you find a nice qt and happiness, bro.
No.166532
No.166932
>>166289
P-p-pls UK-senpai, w-would you maybe consider p-posting a p-p-pic of yourself n-n-n-n-naked…!!! W-with your p-p-p-penis erect, a-and… and… y-your hands on your hips, l-like you're t-thrusting your c-c-c-cock at t-t-the c-camera, and… and… like, you know, um… ummmh, uh, like, like a spear ready to impale the h-h-heathens… b-but, sexy, and, like, grinning as you bask in the glory o-o-of the masturbators…? ;_;
No.166940
>>166932
This post is G to the A to the-Why, son?
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No.167199
>>166496
Got to laugh about it cause the alternative is crying masturbating because I have no other coping mechanisms even though I'm meant to be an adult.
No.167201
>>166289
>UK Flag
Are you the sexy single in my area that my browser keeps going on about?
No.167214
Here is my card. Pretty accurate I think I'd say. Maybe.
No.167218
>>167086
are you actually Max?
No.167253
i'm an immigrant in case you're wondering why it shows a french flag while the one i drew is Colombia's one
r8 pls
No.167260
>>165662
i'm pretty sure i have already seen you a looong time ago in one of these threads on /b/
if that's you then it looks like you're way happier now
anyway you seem like a total qt
No.167276
>>167253
>No IRL pic.
>Stats average around 5/10.
>One box is just "basketball."
>Three boxes are just "no idea".
>Asking for a character rating.
No.167280
>>167269
you like good video games
No.167297
>>167276
well shit sorry for being lame
No.167316
>>167299
no
didn't know it was that bad im outta here then
No.167324
>>167316
just add more to it silly!
No.167325
>>167316
I didn't think it was bad. You seem like a nice guy, not everyone can be that interested in movies and books and shit. I liked it.
No.167332
>>167324
>>167325
yeah sorry didnt have much to put in there because im basically a pretty boring dude who's whole life is basically playing basketball, getting injured and being sad
thats about it
No.167336
>>166153
I've tried to like 5 times but I keep getting embarrassed and chickening out
No.167337
>>167330
no
im guessing thats leddit and ive never been there
is pepe a normie maymay now?
No.167340
>>167330
>r/blacktwitter
>r/
No.167341
>>167338
well im more mulatto but whatever
anyway i've been forcing myself to act and look like a normie for a long time but i've always been a sperglord
No.167345
>>167342
>bipolar
oh shit
other than that you seem pretty qt
No.167381
>>167280
too bad I can't fucking play them in this heat
No.167384
>>167381
buy an AC?
play them naked?
No.167386
>>167384
too expensive
still too hot m8
No.167388
>>167386
are you in florida? because if so I can come over and try to find a way to help you relax
No.167389
>>167386
>still too hot m8
it would be even hotter if you had someone to suck your sweaty cock while you played those video games of yours
No.167391
>>167388
No, I would literally kill myself if I lived in a state as hot asflorida, if the heat didn't kill me first.
>>167389
A-anon but I… would rather suck someones dick while they played vidya than the inverse
No.167393
>>167391
>not both sucking each other's dicks and playing video games at the same time
No.167395
>>167391
damn it why isn't anyone cute in florida
No.167399
>>167391
>would rather suck someones dick while they played vidya than the inverse
So you'd just love to stroke and lick and suck on that big, sweaty cock, until he fills your mouth full of his cum?
No.167405
>>167393
I don't think I could suck dick and play vidya. I need to focus on one or the other.
>>167395
who says I'm even cute? don't you see the average in looks rating?
>>167399
Yeah pretty much. I could do it for hours if my jaw didn't get so sore so quickly.
No.167410
>>167405
call it an intuition. I know youre cute
No.167411
No.167416
>>167410
this is bullshit I put average so this wouldnt happen how the fuck do you know fuck you fuck this fuck that
No.167417
No.167420
>>167417
No, I'm ugly, cystic acne, boils, scars, moles, a lazy eye and balding.
No.167423
>>167420
I still love you anon-kun
No.167427
>>167420
I'd love to see it! I promise I'll be nice!
No.167429
>>167420
now Anon we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way, the choice is yours
No.167433
>>167429
>>167420
uh oh, you better do what he says, this guy seems srs
No.167436
>>167423
>>167427
Fine. Fuck.
>>167429
Think again fuckboy, you're not the only one who can play this game.
this isn't fair I had guns listed as an interest so you knew I was going to do this in response
No.167438
>>167436
I'd call you a solid 7-8/10 mr, would cuddle.
No.167439
>>167436
I swear I've seen you before but you're cute anyway
No.167441
>>167433
you too fuckboi, I bet you got a purty mouth
>>167436
>"blublublu I'm so ugly [frownyface]"
>pretty cute
God dammit Anon
No.167443
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>>167441
u-uh oh
well if you insist
No.167445
>>167441
>what is sarcasm
this >>167420 and my second reply in >>167405 were supposed to be jokes m8. I put average so I wouldn't be outed as cute but that fucker backtraced my IP and knew anyway
No.167446
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No.167447
>>167443
>>167446
Hello, please give me your name, address, date of birth and e-mail.
Thanks.
No.167449
>>167447
well I'm >>165862 if that matters, and the rest you can find out through the map. Palm Coast, Florida.
No.167450
No.167451
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>>167450
last one I don't want to show any bad pictures of me
No.167453
>>167451
> bad pictures of you
No.167454
>>167453
you're judging from good pictures of me
No.167456
>>166289
dayum son, you look like MI6 material
No.167458
>>167454
well then, post more for us and I shall re-evaluate my judgement
> it won't change
No.167459
>>167458
i don't know, 3 pictures was a little excessive it's not exactly on topic
No.167464
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>>167458
here's one more because you were nice, but I'm going to sleep. I don't like this picture as much but I do like my hat!
No.167467
>>167464
> mfw qt notices me
thanks anon, g-good night
No.167468
>>167464
bretty qt, mr homo
No.167470
>>167453
>looks like a crudely scaled photo taken with an early 2000s camera phone
It's pretty bad picture qt boy though
No.167480
>>167456
>Cascadia
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
No.167483
>>167456
>furfag
>northwest
>149lbs of chub (how tall are you?)
SEATTLE
E
A
T
T
L
E
No.167524
No.167577
>>167336
Maybe I should amend it to 'People who rated their looks and confidence 7 or above'
:^)
No.167605
>>167218
No idea who max is.
No.167613
>>167605
well he wears a lot of flannel and codes. pretty sure hes straight though
No.167680
>>165657
>adventure capitalist
oh you poor goyim
No.167690
>>167297
>well shit sorry for being lame
You're not, you're just asking for a rating on something that says very, very little about you.
It wasn't an insult to you, but the fact that you're expecting an honest opinion based on a few numbers and a chart that isn't even filled in fully. The most certain things I can take from it are you are probably lean/fit because you love a sport, and you're decent at drawing.
TL:DR - if you want a rating, it'll take more than a shitty template thread.
No.167700
>>167690
yeah i see what you mean, sorry
tbh i just asked for a rating because i'm lonely and wanted someone to reply to my thing, i know its kinda sad but whatever
No.167704
>>167700
Are you lonely enough to finish the template?
No.167708
>>167704
no but i'm lazy enough to not finish it tho
i mean the thing is i don't really watch TV, read or watch movies so that's why i just put "no idea"
and for the hobbies thing i seriously don't do anything else, i wake up, go to class, then basketball for a few hours, then vidya, work out, internet, sleep, repeat
No.167711
>>167708
ok well with that the best I can rate you is an "undeveloped potential/10" which isn't bad, you can be anything you want to be and haven't quite become it yet.
No.167714
>>167711
>you can be anything you want to be and haven't quite become it yet
that's pretty motivational anon, thanks
No.167717
>>167714
sure thing friend
No.167722
i spent longer than i should have on this
No.167727
>>167722
I wonder what ross's next follow up is, hopefully nyet 3
No.167731
>>167727
i just hope he gets a new video out soon, he's my favorite youtuber, i could listen to him talk about anything for hours, and have back when i first picked up freeman's mind
No.167733
>>167700
>>167708
Dude, I'm a shut-in and only here cause I like cuteboys (too ugly to be one) and I'm lonely. All I really do is work my shitty job, then sink what's left of my life into books/films/internet/booze.
You're young and you have a passion for something, you need to stop being so down about yourself cause you're miles ahead of me and a whole bunch of other anons. Again, I'm sorry if I've made you feel shitty or self conscious.
No.167735
>>167731
I started watching around episode 15 or so and he has that sort of voice, where its so calming somehow.
No.167745
sorry , this was done quickly on a shitty computer
currently on vacation
No.167751
No.167756
>>167745
>grill on /cuteboys/
What brings you here
No.167759
>>167733
no no it's ok anon
i'm like that all the time because of reasons it's not your fault
No.167763
>>167745
>Give yourself above average intelligence
>give yourself a 9/10 in looks
>give yourself a 3 in confidence
fuck off, grill
No.167800
No.167805
>>166306
>preuniversity school
>fucking hard
topkek
No.167816
>>167745
you made a wrong turn somewhere
No.167829
>>167745
>Hardwell
>Tiesto
>Calvin Harriss
>Game Of Thrones
>Gotham
>Sherlock
>Breaking Bad
>Death Note
>Intelligence above 4
kek
No.167832
>>167745
I literally come here to get away from people like you.
No.167839
>>167745
women get out get out get out get out get out reee
No.167841
>>167829
pls stop projecting this is supposed to be a nice board
No.167855
>>167745
This has to be a troll from Zagreb being bored :^)
, right?
…
right?
pls tell me its a troll/shitposter…its only 3 of us in Croatia here, no grills as far as I know…common….WHY??
NO, WHY?
No.167857
>>167855
OH ITS AUSTRIA
okay, that makes me somehow more at ease
No.167863
>>167443
HHHNNNNGGGGGHHHH
the cute
it hits hard
No.167939
>>167483
5'10
little-no muscle definition + 145 lbs = (kinda) cute chub.
>>167480
I dont take the movement seriously but I love it all the same.
Fuck yeah Cascadia! We'll overtake the nation in Subaru Outback ownership!
(Also I cant embed here what?)
No.167954
>>167613
>2014+1
>being straight
What a massive faggot.
No.167955
No.167969
>>167939
>regular car reviews
My nigga
No.168019
>>167939
enjoy your dike car
No.168039
>>165374
someone had to do this ^.^
inb4: go back 2 pol
No.168063
>>168019
==I WILL PLEASURE MYSELF WITH THE BAD END OF A CAN OF BARBASOL BEFORE YOU TAKE MY HANDS OFF OF THE CHIEF OF THE MOUNTAINS==
No.168099
>>168063
you mean the 22b or the legacy B4
No.168140
Anytime I look at the stats I want to minmax my life. Anyone else do this? Can you even minmax in real life?
No.168145
>>168140
you couldnt really min your intelligence legitimately
you could easily min your wealth, maxing it is harder
you can easily min or max your sex life by just going and asking people for sex at weird bars or rejecting sex 24/7
you could deliberately berate your friends to min your social life, or just talk to strangers to max it
you can change your health by eating shit or max it by excersize and diet
happiness is probably the easiest to change
No.168213
>>167841
That's not what projecting is, you stupid fuck.
Also:
>tumblr
>pls stop projecting
>autismal picture
It all checks out
>>>/out/
No.168218
Okay so I just now got around to looking through this thread and holy shit you guys are bullies. Did you all come from /soc/ or something? I might clean this up later when I'm not half asleep but for now pls no bullying. I'm sure you can all be nice and share your funny chart picture things without yelling at anyone.
No.168222
No.168234
>>168218
I didn't particularly notice any bullying.
I was actually pleased that this was going rather well.
but I am from 4chan.
I guess a cleanup would be good. What is there to cleanup?
No.168235
>>168118
no anon hentai does not count
No.168288
>>168218
>bullying
>on a homoboard
>bad in any way
Bullying is what turns cute boys into cute men, oni-chan
No.168298
No.168388
>>168218
I mean cuteboys has always been a bit of a hugbox, but what's the point of the thread if we can't comment on people's charts based upon what we think?
No.168472
>>167464
>>167446
>>167443
>nervously pretends not to be staring at you in my peripheral trying not to spill spaghetti or blush
No.168480
>>168472
but I'm supposed to be the shy one! We can't both be shy!
No.186860
>>166309
in·tel·li·gence
/inˈteləjəns/
noun
1. the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills
>grind shit into your brain so you can regurgitate it
what's the difference?
No.186869
I find myself a little uninteresting. ;_;
No.186881
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>>167745
>girl
>on /cuteboys/
Get the fuck out of here unless you have a penis
No.186902
No.186915
watch in shock and amazement as i act like a complete debbie downer!
No.186916
>>186915
and yeah, it's true i am an incredibly massive faggit.
No.186918
>>186915
last edit.
i feel pretty good about my body, i'm pretty tiny and think i maybe could pass for a qt.
No.186943
>>165559
dude crass is my shit
No.186946
>>165862
>Hop Along
>NMH
>Donnie Darko
>House of Leaves
>Infinite Jest
>Lovecraft
>Ico
bruh
can we be friends?
No.186957
I can't draw a maple leaf to save my life.
No.187001
>>186957
C-can you post a pic of yourself anon… you seem cute and my type.
No.187183
>>187001
I'd rather not be the only person posting their photo in this thread. I have posted my photo on here before though. Also I just realized I typed Anomalies instead of Artifiacts like a complete and total Rookie.
No.187199
>>186939
Ey mang I can dig that shit
No.187211
>>186957
I honestly think your "worst" looks better than your best.
No.187224
>>186957
You're adorable please be in my life.
No.187241
>>187183
Can you show me where you posted? or an email or something?
No.187248
Well this took a lot of time. But at least I know how to make dank memes with paint.net now.
I hate having curly hair but I also want long hair. Nobody in our family has hair like mine. Why me? ;_;
No.187250
>>187241
Posted a new one in the "Faces of Cuteboys" since I think the old Toronto thread is gone. Pro-tip look for alcohol.
No.187260
>>186957
>>187250
Yea you're a cutie
No.187270
No.187322
Kinda just shit this out quickly, but fuck it.
Heh… Butt fuck it ;3
No.187323
>>187322
>libertarian living in a play by play of a mixture of 1984/Brave New World
>mfw
Just gay marry someone to get to the US man
No.187362
these things take 100 years to make fml
No.187364
>>187362
All that perfect taste, I'd give all my bones for someone like you.
No.187366
>>187364
wew someone actually shares my taste in things
No.187368
>>187366
You have some of the best taste I've ever seen on this site, it hurts my soul just looking at it knowing you have a boyfriend because, good lord I would love to know you.
No.187378
fucking paint didnt want to change colours piece of shit.
No.187449
>>187368
but anon you dont even know what i look like
No.187487
>>187323
America seems less secure these days, crazy SJW shit starts there and is adopted quickly here in the UK, but the US will catch up.
Need to invade a small African nation and just freedom that place up!
No.187622
>>186957
Email plox? or skype?
No.187705
>>187362
EG fan? Aaaaw yeah, best team!
Also, apologies for being lazy and not drawing.
No.187743
>>187378
Hooray. Redone with actual effort!
And what's with all the traps and stuff? Where are all the manly cuteboys at? Please post more Unless you have a hairy butthole.
No.187748
>>187248
Man, you seem a lot like my friends..
>Amon Amarth
>Mount and Blade
Mah Nigger.
If Bannerlord is good I'm legit going to come to Turkey and kiss the devs on my trip to Lady Europa.
No.187751
>>186939
I'm sorry to say butThere are no white people in Argentina.
No.187754
>>165485
why does your work hat have a feather in it?
No.187764
Destroy my self worth, rate me!
No.187778
>>187764
Faggot bro/10
>>187755
aight/10
>>187743
stoner/10
>>187716
edgy/10
>>187705
backtotumblr/10
>>187362
aight/10
>>187248
wouldgetalongwith/10
>>186957
cool/10
>>186939
noice/10
>>186915
hick/10
No.187779
>>187764
Are you a cop in the future? Really? Ugh…
No.187780
>>187778
At least I'm a bro on top of a faggot.
>>187779
I already do security and I'm planning on going into law enforcement. I live in a dindu heavy area.
No.187781
>>187780
All the more reason to join a real fucking gang. Or even just start a skinhead crew if you're into that shit, but for Christ sakes, don't become a fucking cop… nobody likes those… and just wait until the other officers find out you're a fag, see how long you last…
No.187784
>>187783
Yeah, this is me:
>>187716
I make no apologies, sheeple. Reb and VoDKa 4 lyfe
No.187786
I will say that the real reason for me wanting to be a cop is that I've done and had done to me some fucked up stuff in the past. So I just want to help clean the streets. Kansas City is slowly but surely turning into a shithole.
No.187787
>>167446
>>167443
Fucking gorgeous
How tall are u
No.187788
>>168039
Underated post.
No need to apologize for the truth
No.187792
>>167443
Mmmmm, seeeexxxy.
Btw, how do you spoiler?
No.187797
>>187748
>Man, you seem a lot like my friends..
Do they take photos and funpost a lot too?
>tfw bonerlord never
;_;
>>187778
:3
No.187798
>>187778
But I don't even use tumblr
No.187802
>>186957
>deus ex
My wifi is MJ12Net
I quit playing at paris though. Good game and all but I never finish video games.
>>187786
There are less evil ways to clean the streets.
No.187806
>>187802
>cobs are ebil!!11!
You have to be 18+ to be here
No.187809
>>187806
What about me though? I'm 22 but I have the EQ of a 9 year old. I don't think cops are evil, though; I think evil is cool.
No.187810
No.187822
>>187716
virgin
>yes
intelligence?
>10
Happiness
>1
is this real life. Please tell me this is a joke.
No.187823
>>187822
I think most people overestimate their intelligence.
And how could you be happy if you listened to metal all the time?
No.187830
>>165400
>>165403
>>165404
are you people pokemon or something?
No.187832
>>187822
The more intelligent you are, the less likely you are to be happy. I think this is proven.
I've also had plenty of chances to have sex… with women. Because I've only dated women. And all of them broke up with me when they realized I just wanted to smoke pot and hang out with them. My sexuality didn't really become semi-public knowledge until recently when I was forced out of the closet by circumstances beyond my control, so I've never dated a guy.
I tell myself I'm bi, but there's really only one girl I like, and the circumstances behind that are… odd…
I tell myself I'm bi…
But, no, all of that is pretty much true. The picture is kinda tongue-in-cheek, but I am indeed a genius virgin bisexual edgelord with pretty decent looks who's had a really shitty life and no social skills at all.
>>187830
Use the google fgt
No.187833
>>187832
>forced out of the closet by circumstances beyond my control
Story?
Other than the whole edgelord thing you seem like a pretty cool dude, would BURN AT THE STAKE FOR BEING A FUCKING HERETIC/10
No.187834
>>187833
You wouldn't believe it. I wouldn't believe it if you told me except that it happened to me.
No.187839
>>187834
Im quiet naive and believe many things people tell me : D
Pls go ahead.
> no social skills at all.
Ive got the creeping suspicion that at least half of all metalfags suffer from some kind of social retardation.
No.187850
No.187858
>>187850
no r8s
only datamining
No.187860
No.187864
>>187839
Yeah, so when you factor in that I'm not only a metalfag, but also a horrorcore fan, a /b/tard, a cuteboy, a devil worshipping edgefag and a closeted bi(homo?)sexual who's spent the last decade in and out of mental hospitals, jail schools, and RTCs… well, there just isn't a lot of hope my for social skills at that point, yeah?
My story is a harrowing one, involving suicide, demonic possession, sibling incest, transnational criminal organizations, vampires, the Illuminati, Satanic cults pretending to be space aliens, vigilante justice, killer clowns, and Cheech & Chong. And I'm, unfortunately, not joking at all. It sounds awesome, but it's not been that fun to live firsthand so far. That's about as much as I'm willing to share, because either you wouldn't believe me, or you would and you'd start poking your nose into things that you think you want to understand but actually don't at all.
No.187871
>>187864
> horrorcore
Hey didnt knew that genre!
Basically rap, but with spoopy sounds and morbid texts, right?
You can write that off the edgelist, guys singing how they brutalized some guy for his handy and actually did it, are more edgy then imaginary horrorstorys imo.
Rets of the list is deviant but must not cripple social skills.
But I see that youve probably into deep trouble concerning your mental state, I gladly only had two asylum trips around 9-12 that helped me in the end.
Jailschools sound harsh and I see that such experiences shape deviant personalities.
What are RTCs?
While the rest of your list sounds hillariously intriguing concerning the fact that its just about how people found out about your sexuality, I wont believe unironical stories about illuminaties and vampires even though im a goddamn tulpafag.
No.187873
*rest of the introduction is deviant but not….
No.187890
>>187871
Oh, well, no, it's a very, very long story, but that ties into it. Honestly the whole sexuality thing was a very minor detail on the sidelines. Nobody, myself included, cared much about that fact leaking out at the time.
I guess just to tell that piece of it…
I'd been honest with a couple of my girlfriends and a couple of my friends who are male in the past. I'd known since I was 14 and came to terms with it then. I mean, at age 13 I was fantasizing about fucking male classmates but still convinced that I was straight (and actually quite homophobic) just like a lot of threads I see on here made by guys in their 20's.
Anyways, I have a habit of saying sexually degrading things about myself when I'm on a lot of drugs, and a few months ago before a lot of the worst of it happened, I ate a lot of vicodin and benzos and decided to tell some girl I barely knew, who I guess turned out to be one of those SJW feminist types who overreact to everything and think that everything is related to them and their gender.
Fact of the matter is, I was just a faggot on drugs, and while some of the stuff I said was indeed explicit, it was all gay and non-threatening and none of it was directed at her. So she did the logical feminist thing and blocked me on FB and tried to get the cops to charge me with felony stalking because my parents kicked me out and I accidentally took a homeless nap at the Starbucks she happened to work. I lost a lot of my friends because I stabbed one of them over a cigarette while I was tripping one time, and they're all too scared of me to hang around me anymore, and I guess she told them and they agreed with her just because they don't like me just because I stabbed one of them because they made fun of me after I mixed alcohol and psychedelic amphetamines.
But that is a different story. I don't know how many people found out at that point because I honestly didn't give a fuck, but I don't think it was very many, and none in any social group that I care about.
The point that everyone found out was when I pissed off the wrong people and, as it turns out, telepathy is a thing, so they broadcast a lot of my most private thoughts to a fucking shitton of people, but I didn't care because they were also sending people after me IRL and I was more concerned about that, plus some of the thoughts that came out were waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy worse than just my homosexual tendencies. By that point, such was the very least of my concerns. Look at the the list I mentioned above, and you'll notice that I didn't include "forced outing" on it at all, because as far as I was concerned at the time that wasn't even part of the story.
Anyways, I don't want to get too much more into that, because if you don't already know, you don't want to. But yeah…
No.187909
>>187832
anyone who thinks theyre extremely intelligent is a child… Grow up dude. Seriously you're like a 15 year old listening to linkin park.
No.187913
>>187839
respectable man right here
No.187930
>>187890
Fuck, that sounds messy.
Thanks for sharing though.
Stay away from drugs, all of your mayor problems seem to stem from them, but you probably heard that simple advise already.
Concerning the people that steal your thoughts,
you might have messed yourself up with whatever kind of drug-cocktails you swallowed.
Ive got a relative that is 100% concinced to get gangstalked 24/7 and purposefully driven mad by provocant whistling and head movements.
Of course only when im not looking.
See, even if youre totally convinced its real, you might wanna try to let your fears get judged by other people you hold dear and trust in order to get a sense if your perception might be altered.
Maybe you suffer from irrational fears induced by overuse of substances, because hostile telepathy in order to mess up a life seems like a very outlandish and overcomplicated way of ruining someone that brought you trouble.
I took a lot of drugs
and
Wizards are fucking with me!
Are statements, that if combined will automatically raise the assumptions I made about you.
Whether youve just got a mindproblem, or creepy telepathic wiz-lodges exist. I hope your life only gets better, now that all your secrets got spilled and nothing is left to steal or torment you with.
Try to find other weirdos to befriend again and never ever take stuff again without your hands tied or people around.
No.187983
>>187751
A lot of argentine people are of italian heritage so theres more than you would think. I don't even live there anyways
No.187989
>>187797
No my friends are straight ;_;
and yeah i wish taleworld would get off their ass and finish the damn game !
>mfw i am waiting for bannerlord
No.188008
>>187989
How do I seem like them then?
soon™
No.188025
>>187909
No, I actually have a pretty high IQ. I'm proud of this because I don't have a terrible lot of things to be proud of. But it is true.
And fuck Linkin Park. None of that nu-metal bullshit for this edgelord.
I am a child for most practical purposes.
>>187930
>Whether youve just got a mindproblem, or creepy telepathic wiz-lodges exist.
It's a little of both, honestly. I am not right in this head and I know this. But they do exist.
I don't expect anybody to believe me if they haven't seen what I've seen. Definitely some of it is paranoia, because they like to fuck with people. But on the other hand, I have seen some very real, objective, irrefutable shit.
>never ever take stuff again without your hands tied or people around.
It's really just the alcohol that causes the violent and erratic behavior. I shouldn't drink when I'm around people I don't know very well, because I will attack someone if they start a fight. Everything else is pretty okay in moderation.
No.188061
>>188008
just the long hair, stubble, liking amon amarth, that shoulder strap bag, airforce / plane obsession is pretty much my best friend… First thing I thought when I saw
>>187248
was "Holy shit, is that anon?" but then I saw you were in Turkey…
No.188071
>>188008
just the long hair, stubble, liking amon amarth, that shoulder strap bag, airforce / plane obsession is pretty much my best friend… First thing I thought when I saw
>>187248
was "Holy shit, is that anon?" but then I saw you were in Turkey…
No.188072
>>188025
>I actually have a pretty high IQ.
No.188087
>>188072
Be glad you don't know.
No.188093
>>188087
>People who boast about their iq are losers - Stephew Hawking
Being proud of your 20 inch monster cock while never having opportunity of guts to go out there and use it is sad and pathetic, even more so because you're braging about it
People with smaller IQ achieved more than you ever will
Get a life
No.188094
>>188093
We seem to have different value systems. You seem to value things like achievement IRL and social interaction, whereas I value things like marijuana, computer games, masturbation, and ero guro.
Just because I'm not using my intelligence the way you would use it does not mean that I am not using it at all. I'm not sure if you're jelly or just some kind of freakish normalfag who doesn't understand how many reasons there are to avoid other humans, but either way we seem to be very different people with very different ideas of what sort of achievement counts.
No.188150
>>188094
"It is not enough to have a good mind; one must use it well." ~ Rene Descartes.
You're a loser and this is bait. What's the point of being smart if you sit around jerking off on /cuteboys/ all day?
>hurr guys i am teh smart 1!!!!
>i dun valu aheivmunts
>i liek and inject 5 marijoowanas erryday
>remumber guyz! i am smart!
No.188152
>>188150
I don't sit around jacking off to /cuteboys/, I sit around jacking off to ero guro. I don't think I've ever jacked off to /cuteboys/.
And this is a perfectly valid use of my incredible brain. If looking at pictures of anime girls getting their vaginas sawed open isn't using my mind well, then I don't know what is. Fuck off if you don't like it. This is my brain and not yours, I'll do whatever the fuck I want with it.
No.188168
No.188200
>>188152
The difference between intelligent and not intelligent is this;
You sit around and do nothing.
I'm going to be a chef in 8 months nigga.
You can't honestly go around blabbing that you're smart and not exercise your brain with any sort of strenuous mental activities (And no cool-mathgamesonline.com does not count)
:^)
No.188210
>>188087
you act like the kind of shut in turbovirgin who will never have sex because he is too full of himself to ever have anyone like them. Maybe if you stopped being so pretentious you could have friends, maybe even a boyfriend. Honestly, you're very immature. Someone who is truly intelligent wouldn't feel the need to boast over it, and intelligence is very subjective so your opinion on the matter means almost nothing .
No.188212
>>188152
actually what is going on, you're so autistic it hurts me please stop.
No.188253
>>188152
THIS ISN'T YOUR HOME, WIZARD
No.188277
>>188061
>>188071
Oh fug there's another me DDD:
No.188292
>>188200
>>188210
>>188253
You guys are just jealous of my intellect, good looks, and superior taste in violent erotica. And anyways, I exercise my mind a lot, thinking about the girls and boys I'd like to dismember while I have sex with them. You can't pretend that doesn't count.
No.188300
>>188292
I already used "Edgy on Purpose" so have this instead.
No.188302
>>188168
Nah, im not goth and jsut like dyed hair fingerpaint is fake and gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yizcdXzoikA
No.188354
>>165630
wow i like you a lot
where do you live?
No.188428
>>188292
edgy, so edgy. I legitimately feel sorry for you dude.
No.188446
>>188428
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm winning the thread.
No.188457
>>188428
that was a bait m8
No.188487
>>188480
pls be in Viipuri
No.188488
>>188487
>Viipuri
Sorry, in Moscow. Using a VPN right now.
No.188489
>>188480
>shit tier activities
>shit tier music taste
>shit tier movie taste
>shit tier vidya taste
>shit tier clothing taste
And yet I'd still fuck you just for putting boywife down as your gender identity. I love that fucking word.
No.188493
>>188492
In all seriousness I dislike living in Russia just because of people's mentality.
No.188525
>>188480
Hoe Cakes tho
9/10 would hang out with
No.188536
>>188480
Ahhhhhh finally. A nice, delicious potato!
No.188654
>>188277
dubs confirms. I swear to god I had to check your post 5 times and ask if my best friend was actually gay and posting on /cuteboys/ until i saw your dirty kebab flag. (but i can forgive you for that)
No.188709
No.188726
>>188480
A fucking disgrace to my country, holy shit get out.
>>188493
Because people who were born and raised in the USSR can take care of themselves and people who grew up in the 90s can't even wipe their fucking ass without complaining and blaming someone else for their problems. Shit education and moral values is in high contrast with top fucking tier education and moral values here.
No.188734
Stuff in read I added after reading through everyone else's answers.
No.188739
>>188734
why are you sad? :/
No.188742
>>188726
g8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
I don't think that previous generation of USSR people is exactly good. Complaining and blaming others is a natural thing, people do that everywhere, if you're looking at previous generation they just stopped complaining simply because they are old. And… Education here is shit no matter how you look at it.
No.188754
>>188742
>Complaining and blaming others is a natural thing, people do that everywhere
Shitting on the floor is natural. So what? Good education makes good men, men that don't complain and blame others.
No.188763
>>188754
Not really. Good men are born from all the experiences of their life that makes them very much aware of their surroundings and people around them. Education is a foundation of it all but not the source.
No.188780
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>>188760
While uncle /pol/ would be disappointed he was kinda accepting today.
http://8ch.net/pol/res/2923080.html
I think our brethen may spare us from calling Ben "No tears for dead queers" Garrison if they find out, for once…
No.188783
>>188780
Hmm. That just feels wrong. In what universe does /pol/ endorse faggotry? Ah well, all the better, I suppose. As much as I enjoy cute boy asses and dicks, I don't want to die for my degeneracy.
No.188786
No.188788
>>188654
>until i saw your dirty kebab flag
wowrude!
No.188789
>>188780
So it seems like a few /pol/acks don't hate all gays, just most of us. /pol/ is 1000x better than the shit stain that is /leftypol/, but they still aren't that great.
No.188799
>>188789
Don't get me wrong, Im full fash. And if you were to ask me IRL i'd say theyre fucking disgusting. Thankfully I'm bi so I can hide this sort of stuff and only let loose on this board.
No.188800
>>188789
>Thankfully I'm bi so I can hide this sort of stuff and only let loose on this board.
Sad, but if anything the UK needs to go full retard right wing to reverse all of the bullshit leftist policies.
No.188801
>>188800
TELL ME ABOUT IT. And preferably sooner than that, deport all immigrants that can't prove their worth.
No.188941
>>188901
you are 18.
you are young an inexperienced.
a surgery willl not make you a woman.
pls dont do it,
pleeeaaase.
No.189084
>>188788
S-see a-anon? Dubs a-again? It's the p-power of the k-kebab flag!
No.189144
>>189084
UR GUN GET FUG'D BY LE DOBLE :DDD
No.189152
>>189144
OH FUG
DOBS CHECKED :-DDDD
No.189301
>>189144
holy shit anon, dubs all day.
No.189324
>>165376
I don't think we would get along
No.189371
No.189477
>>189301
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM MY DUBS!
it's very easy on slow boards
No.189612
I just want someone who understands me.
No.189621
>>188734
how do i get my guests to not be retarded in RCT2, they just walk on one path and then get pissed off they can't find anything. i tried following guides online and they didn't do shit. also Numb3rs is great
No.189623
>>189612
>Space Dances with Wolves in top movies
>11/10 intelligence
sure m8
No.189679
>>189623
not even in a homosexual autist imageboard can I escape bullying :^(
No.189681
>>189679
I just don't like pretentious people, other than your apparent super-genius level intelligence you have fine taste
No.189699
>>189630
nice unusuals. also, nice tumblr
No.189707
>>189681
So my literal autism comes off as pretentious? I get that a lot. Honestly I feel like my talent at math and physics is really the only thing I got going for me… I'm a massive faggot and an awkward mess, I'm surprised I even have friends at all.
No.189717
No.189774
>>189499
i know who u are m8
No.189776
>>189630
22 year old trap virgin. bueno
No.189784
>>189707
>Metroid first in vidya
>Font
>Muted rainbow colours
I'd friend you, fag. I do agree that the intelligence thing is offputting, especially for someone that doesn't read much, but hey,
>hair
>uniform
hnnnng.
No.189796
>>189371
So youre into guys like the pink polandtrap`?
Id do it for someone else maybe, but I would generally feel extremely uncomfortable if I would be openly identifiable as a fag in public.
No.189798
No.189860
>>165376
I started filling out one of these a while back but never got very far
No.189972
>>189776
i know, it's pathetic
No.189985
>>187822
Yeah I'm 90% sure it's someone being ironically edgy instead of actually just being this edgy
No.190120
>>189796
no, I like guys with dark or blonde hair
and …mebe nail polish
No.190121
No.190389
>>188739
Mental illness, I deal with it. Not suicidal.
>>189621
I usually make big area of solid path with attractions around the edges. Info Kiosks with cheap maps might help too.
No.190478
I've never done something like this before so it was pretty fun.
No.190484
>>190478
>blonde
>blue eyed
>/litizen
do you like this?
>>165879
No.190485
>>190478
>>190484
wait…. straight?
No.190491
>>190485
…Can we turn him?
>>189275
No.190501
>>189751
So you're a diaper fetishist meth-head?
No.190502
>>189477
I bet you your next scheme will not be dubs!
Ha! I have jynxed it for you, knave!
No.190515
Beep boop, son. Beep boop
No.190652
>>190501
Long hair doesn't mean I do meth ;-;
No.190658
>>188799
Wow, how utterly fucking miserable.
No.190686
>>190484
Have to be honest, you seem pretty damn awesome. Not really into the marijuana thing myself, though.
Sorry for the late reply,
No.190714
>>190652
haha, I mean't the long hair and beaker of sciency goop….
No.191204
>>190686
>thou must smoke pot to be in the presence of a cannabis user
SPOOOK!
No.191218
>>191204
That is not what I said nor implied, though.
No.191297
No.191407
No.191413
www.last.fm/user/nanodesu_u
rate my shitty taste
No.191517
>>165376
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO HORRIBLE AND YET BLESSED WITH A HEIGHT OF 5'4
I'M YOUR SAME WEIGHT AND YET I'M UNHEALTHY
BEING 5'10 IS SUFFERING
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.191536
i think this sums me up pretty well
No.191607
fuck y'all
compliment me pls
No.191625
Nothing more to tell about myself.
No.191631
No.191638
only confidence I have is my huge dick
No.191917
No.192007
>>192005
oh yeah, I'm 175cm / 5'8".
No.192010
>>191607
you seem like a functioning member of a society.
No.192334
^~^ 5'6 and trap boy or idk
No.192342
>>192334
How are you not sure you're a virgin or single?
No.192344
>>192342
I have a weird relationship with my girlfriend but I think we are not together and I am a virgin to men not girls, I am looking for a guy to be with and be a girl for instead of being the guy of the relationship
No.192378
I'd work on it more, but 2lazy,2hungry, it's 11:43pm and I've got work at 6am
No.192379
>>192344
that still means you arent a virgin….
No.192388
>>192376
I like your tastes, and black hair is 10/10.
No.192400
>>189630
I somewhat approve.
No.192425
This took longer than it should have!
No.192451
>>192376
Would rock out with my cock out.
>>192409
n-n-n-n-not bad
>>192425
looks alright. Let us grow old and become a warrior and a wizard and plunder dungeons
No.192513
>>192511
What kind of roleplaying?
Seriously though some good stuff there anon
No.192521
>>192513
Thanks Le Lenny
Honestly though I'm just a nerd trying to be a cute nerd.
No.192524
>>192521
sounds good to me m8y
No.192558
>>192451
Thanks, didn't even expect a response from anyone since I seem so boring.
No.192559
>>192558
are you the wizard man or n-n-n-n-n–n-n-n-n-n-n-n
No.192561
>>192559
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n
No.192564
>>192561
Cool man. If you were closer I'd conduct lots of bad wrestling sessions
No.192566
>>192564
Wrestling sessions? Like greek-o-roman or..?
No.192569
>>192566
Like the Spartans.
>naked
>covered in oil
>lots of sweating
>lots of grappling
>lots of hard penis sliding about
>lots of lip to lip and gentle biting
No.192573
>>192569
That's so lewd, anon.
I like it.
No.192574
>>192573
>That's so lewd, anon.
Oh trust me you aint seen nothing yet
No.192576
>>192574
Don't ruin my innocence so soon!
No.192580
>>192576
Oh no dont worry I take my time. I'm in no rush
If you were here I'd have you. I'd make you mine and ruin your innocence ever so gently
No.192582
>>192580
I think I'll have to visit the UK someday.
No.192585
>>192582
You do you really should
No.192587
>>192585
Where would you recommend?
No.192588
No.192589
>>192588
o-oh… I'll have to do so, whenever I get a job and start making some money.
No.192590
>>192589
I'm making some money now but when I start making good money you're coming and staying for a while
But yeah you ought to check out Edinburgh then travel up to Stirling, up to Inverness then away up to John O Groats. Head West then get the ferry to the outer Hebrides, see the islands then back to the mainland and to Glasgow for shopping then back to Edinburgh
No.192591
>>192590
Sounds like fun. What're all the sights like around there?
No.192594
>>192591
>>>192591
>Well you've got the Edinburgh festival where the town really comes to life and goes wild, theres also the European markets and the winter wonderland. Also you like your creepy stuff on youtube, well Edinburgh is arguably the most haunted city in the world. Then theres the history in Scotland and there are sights like first pic from Stirling to John o Groats. second pic onward is the outer Hebrides
No.192596
>>192594
You live in a paradise anon. Hope we meet someday!
No.192598
>>192596
Thanks toots. Hopefully one day we will
No.192607
No.192612
>>192566
Like the Spartans.
>naked
>covered in oil
>lots of sweating
>lots of grappling
>lots of hard penis sliding about
>lots of lip to lip and gentle biting
No.192646
>>192591
Well you've got the Edinburgh festival where the town really comes to life and goes wild, theres also the European markets and the winter wonderland. Also you like your creepy stuff on youtube, well Edinburgh is arguably the most haunted city in the world. Then theres the history in Scotland and there are sights like first pic from Stirling to John o Groats. second pic onward is the outer Hebrides
No.193812
Can anyone recommend some good movies/tv shows? Filling out this thing made me realise how few of them I see.
No.194854
>>193812
Depends on what you want to watch. Are you into horror movies, comedy shows, ya' gotta give us something.
No.194866
>start thinking up answers for top movies, bands, shows, etc.
>realize I can't think of anything except vidya because I've never cared about TV, movies, or music
Well I found out why I can't connect with anyone, at least.
No.195047
>>194854
I don't handle horror well, and I find comedy is pretty hit and miss (although good comedy is definitely worthwhile).
So probably serious sorts of films/shows, that make me think about things or give me serious feels. I've heard good things about Breaking Bad, but tbh I've never followed that up by actually watching the show.
I live in rural Aus and don't have netflix, so generally watching shows and stuff can be a hassle, so pls recommend me stuff that hopefully isn't too brutal on the ol' bandwidth either.
No.195052
>>193812
That's so weird, your img makes it sound like you are me :|
No.195058
>>195052
Is that a good thing?
No.195060
>>195058
well im pretty cute, so i guess?
No.195065
>>195060
I'm not cute, so that would be a good thing
No.195068
>>195065
sound pretty cute to me
No.195069
>>195068
Not seeing people permits us to imagine them with every perfection.
No.195071
>>195069
im sure you're adorable
No.195264
No.196136
>>189630
>trap into LISA
Fuck yeahhhh
No.197467
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Good to know im not the only virgin on this thread.
>>167456
>149lbs of Chub
I got over 100lbs on you anon
Also Pacific North West is best west.
No.197483
>>165376
You should post a pic
No.197495
>>197480
>I have no personality or interests
Why would anyone be interested in you?
No.197505
No.197510
>tfw typing this all out and realizing how much of a weeb I am
S-sorry.
No.198326
>>197480
Terug naar de cuteboys tjet, hoer.
No.200027
>>186923
jeg er ikke svensk (eller norsk) men, you seem really nice! i hope you find someone.
No.200069
Made me realize that I have 0 hobbies.
No.200167
>>197510
>Etrian Odyssey
niggaaaaaaaaaaa
No.200471
>>200167
Yeah, I love dungeon crawlers and EO3 was one of the most fun I've played. Admittedly I only played EO3 and some of EO2 but I stopped playing EO2 because the remake was on the way. Unfortunately it doesn't release until 2016 in EU. ;_; Probs gonna order 1 and 4 online soon so I can have fun.
No.200517
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>>200471
Ugh, I feel bad for Europe when it comes to game releases, because some games just take forever to get to you guys! Atlus seems to be especially bad with this.
4 and 1 are freakin GREAT, 4's the easiest in the series, but it was my first and still my favorite, and 1… well, going for the original or Untold? Untold's Classic Mode is great, but I kinda like the original more, and wold recommend it more than Untold, except for one thing! If you like lots of mapping options (or at least as many mapping options as 2 or 3), then beware the original, because you're options for mapping icons are shit in the original, Untold has a much fuller selection of icons, and it really helps, but 1 has that oldschool charm in full force.
You should probably go for 4 first, then Untold or 1. But hey, do whatcha want tho.
No.200535
Forgive the shitty taste in everything. also, future will never happen but whatever. A guy can dream about being a straight trap ; ;
No.200542
>>200541
Why are you here?
No.200544
>>200542
masturbation reasons
No.200545
>>200542
>being this afraid of girlpussy
No.200555
No.200569
>>200541
>favorite hobbies: reading
>favorite books: none
Yep, it's a girl.
No.200570
>>200545
bi guys have no reason to.
>>200569
Burn the witch.
No.200600
>>193812
I'll play Age of Empires 2 or some other game we can play together, if you want. c:
No.200602
>>200541
pretty much perfect :o
No.200608
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>>197467
>liking Fallout 3
No.200639
>>200572
Your "at your worst" and "in your future" are the same thing
No.200688
>>200600
Sure
HD or Voobly?
No.200697
>>200688
I suppose HD would be better. Is there any benefit with Voobly?
No.200708
>>200697
>Is there any benefit
If you're a grumpy competitive old guard neckbeard and you've spent the last decade working with Voobly, change can be terribly scary.
Otherwise no
What's your steam?
No.200713
>>200712
I can tell you for a fact you haven't, since I only have my personal steam account, and I don't put it up on here.
I'm making an exception for aoe2 though, it's like my favourite game. Pls don't dox me
No.200714
>>200712
Is it the Stannis one?
No.200715
>>200714
Haha, yeah that's me.
I have a man crush on him.
No.200716
No.200779
>>200517
Yeah that's what I was thinking of doing! I will probably just get untold and not the original 1 though, although I plan on just doing classic mode it seems like story mode might actually be fun to do as well. And yeah more mapping options are always good. And yup no love for EU from Atlus. ;_; We got SMT IV super late and not even a physical copy.
No.200953
>>166197
>tfw no tall bf to protect you in his big strong arms
>>188354
Ohio
No.200976
>>200932
>15
>freely admitting to being 15
the fuck are you doing
No.200998
You can pinpoint the time where I stopped taking it remotely seriously.
No.201001
>>200998
So un-serious I forgot to upload the fucking file.
Also holy shit half this thread is composed of self-aggrandizing 14 year olds from tumblr, what the fuck.
No.201007
>>165414
>that future
10/fucking 10
No.202219
>>200608
Fuck you talking about? Fallout 3 was great.
No.202222
>>201001
>become Hitler of Canada
>don't do anything because you'd get wrecked by America
>ask politely for Alaska
>get a cold stare from the ambassador
>say "s-sorry" and shuffle away
I'd pay to watch Canadian Hitler.
No.202236
First post on this board. All down hill from here.
No.202245
>>202236
>Hobbies: Tank History & Tank Models
>Top Books: Achtung Panzer
M-marry me
No.202333
>>202331
I forgot to fill in the health section
No.202334
>>202245
>Prussian
>Loves tonks
>/cuteboy/
A-are you Hi-Hitler-chan?
No.202341
No.202345
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>>202341
Or… are you Rommel-kun!
No.202347
No.202349
>>202347
I hope Erwin-senpai notices me today.
No.202352
No.202353
>>202352
H-Herr Generalfeldmarschall… Did… you want to inspect my panzer? Not that you need too or anything…
No.202355
>>202353
Y-your Panzer is excellent condition..I-I see no point to inspect it
No.202360
>>202355
Nice dubs Herr Generalfeldmarschall!
No.217827
updating cuz i changed maiself
No.218754
>>218753
i regret posting this after reviewing it and realizing that i am a faggot
No.218759
>>218754
you should regret posting that since underage aren't allowed to post here.
No.218762
>>218754
you don't know what a hobby is?
No.218763
>>218762
whoops, meant for >>218760
No.218764
>>218763
Yes, but i dont really have one i just keep living cause of my Job
No.218766
>>165480
Cool guy, I would take you out for a fancy dinner if I had money or a car, and you weren't in Canada.
No.218808
>>218772
>9.5" erect
Thats only slightly bigger than me, p-prove it~
No.218809
>>218772
You forgot
>ALSO I'M AN INCREDIBLY MASSIVE FAGGOT.
You seem to need that tag especially.
No.231374
>>231347
Should post a steam cute stuff
No.231393
>>231334
You win the Plebby award for biggest pleb in this thread.
No.231415
i spent like an hour doing that
why
No.231457
>>231446
I've never heard of a book called Plato. Who wrote it?
No.231469
>>231457
I was too lazy to write Plato Complete works, it would have taken too much space.
just like I wrote HaNL instead of Have a Nice Life.
same for Cynics.
No.231515
>>231469
I like Plato, the Republic was breddy gud.
No.231517
>>231347
>>231374
steam is dnanyu if you're interested
No.231520
>>231515
You'll never be Führer if you sympathize for Stalin.
No.231521
>>231516
>I listen to everything except rap and country
This gets me every time.
No.231524
>>231520
We all make mistakes friend. That event was when i was 14 IIRC.
No.231532
>>231524
Well you should have clarified that that was a long time ago. You led me to believe that that was recent.
No.231545
>>231532
My bad, I didn't put that much effort into it to be honest.
No.232215
Why are so many people deleting their posts ITT?
No.232230
>>186850
>>186869
>>186896
>three people in a row who don't even get acknlowged by anyone
>>186915
>>186939
>>186957
>>187248
>followed by 4 people who get a SHITLOAD of replies
this place fucking sucks
No.232279
>>186869
>doors of perception
Nice, you ever done any mescaline/ psychedelics?
No.239561
Here is me, took me like a 150 hours
No.241404
>>218746
you seem kinda cute, honestly. :3
No.251434
I spent so much time drawing my hair and clothes I think I might just be Artistic.