No.171544
>>171539
But tacos make you fat…
No.171546
>>171544
>>171544
tacos make YOU fat
i eat 7-12 in one sitting and i weigh 125lbs
No.171553
>>171546
I weigh 130lbs and we don't have tacos here -u-
It was more of a question. I guess you're gifted.
No.171569
>>171568
just stick with OPs
No.171575
>>171566
I feel like everyone's a former nazi member here.
No.171577
No.171592
I don't have a favorite vehicle and I don't watch porn!
No.171603
>>171553
could be muh metabolism
and ive been eating them here since i was a kid.
they really arent much, just healthy shit with a spoon of meat in a tiny shell.
>>171566
misfits skull reminds me of venture bros every time
No.171605
>>171539
>>171603
but femboy isn't even a gender
you're males
No.171608
>>171605
we are the same person haha
and male isnt a gender either, its a sex.
femboy doesnt have to be a "gender" (whatever the fuck you think that is) for me to use the term when appropriate.
No.171609
>>171608
>male isn't a gender
holy shit
No.171611
>>171608
>male isnt a gender
No.171613
>>171609
>>171611
noun you make it easy for someone to impersonate you.
also,
theres a reason every official form in the world documents it in this fashion and always has
Sex: M or F
not Gender: M or F
No.171615
>>171608
>male isn't a gender
No.171616
I was gonna do this for real but then I was like "man, I'm not gonna go download a bunch of pictures and then paste them in here and make them the right size and shit, that would take like a half hour."
No.171617
>>171615
can you even explain what gender is?
just read your drivers license and tell me what it says
assuming youre not underage
No.171618
>>171613
>theres a reason every official form in the world documents it in this fashion and always has
Now that logic is just silly. Is it because gender is a bit vague? If someone asks your gender do you say "femboy" or do you say male?
>noun you make it easy for someone to impersonate you.
Hmm? What do you mean!?
No.171619
>>171618
And to say male isn't a gender is absurd.
No.171621
>>171618
youre starting so much shit for no reason, why does this always happpen to me??
as i said, i say femboy when its appropriate. do you think i take "fuck off tumblr" as a gender when anons put that?
male is a sex, gender is tumblr shit
im not gonna argue with an attention whoring namefag about stupid shit.
and what i mean is you using a name without a trip sets up the expectation that noun always uses a name, which anybody can do.
No.171623
>>171621
Why are you being so hostile? Isn't everyone here trying to seek some sort of validation? Nothing wrong with being an attentionwhore.
No.171624
>>171613
Because gender as it's used today was invented in the middle of last century and sex has been around a lot longer and has an objective meaning not affected by progressively complicating political shit?
The whole spiel is that sex is biological and gender relates to identity. They both traditionally pertain to maleness and femaleness.
No.171626
No.171627
>>171626
>>171626
but it says Sex
not gender
No.171628
>>171627
Doesn't say "sex" it says "Male 5'07" 130 lbs BLUE Eyes"
No.171629
thanks for fucking up this thread, everyone.
because any thing controversial must be intellectually cleansed.
im out.
No.171631
>>171628
oh well then its shortened so why make a point of gender vs sex
No.171632
>>171631
but they are the same thing…
No.171634
>>171632
no two words exist for exactly the same purpose
even synonyms are different
No.171673
>>171670
Nice big bottles of alcohol are always a transsexuals best friend
No.171677
I still don't see my Jeff Goldblum /cuteboys/ banner, Admin. I'm disappointed.
No.171734
>>171677
>Oldboy
>tea
>red letter media
>mentaiko
Please marry me
No.171755
>>171617
XX, XY, and all the weird genetic stuff, fragile X XXY XXXY XXX XXXX etc etc
No.171757
>>171749
gr8, m8, I r8 7/8
No.171772
No.171775
No.171788
>>171592
>don't watch porn!
>Spartacus
No.171790
No.171791
A lot of metalheads here.
No.171792
>>171788
>>171790
A-Am I too edgy?
No.171815
>>171575
I love history, especially WW2 and the Germans had the best gear.
>Germans had mortars named Thor and Odin
>Brits had defence guns named Winnie and Pooh
>mfw
Also just to clarify the hobby is collecting militaria, not naze stuff specifically
No.171817
>>171734
>film
>weapon
>superhero
>comedian
>politician
>TV Show
>>171749
>weapon
>food
>animal
>place
>>171770
>artist
>drink
>food
>retro vidya
the retro vidya alone wins you a tummy rub
>>171781
>instrument
>movie
>cartoon
>superhero
>album
>weapon
We got some pretty decent favourites in this thread. If that makes sense
No.171823
>>171539
>vidya
>weapon
>fetish
>superhero
>cartoon
>animal
nice. Would pat on head for good taste
No.171827
>>171734
>Clint Eastwood
>Hitch-hiker's guide
>Robin Williams
>John Cleese
>Spiderman
Holy shit, I actually would marry you back, Anon. Why are the awesome ones never in the UK?
No.171830
>>171828
>not referencing own interests chart
>not realising you're probably not one of the handful of people reasonably near me
>"never seen Hitch hikers guide"
I'm f-flattered, but n-no thanks, Anon. Damn it, don't call me out on this location shit, I was just reciprocating niceness with an excuse. I'm sure you deserve a cuter bride anyway Anon.
No.171904
>>171791
>Wonderful shoulder length hair
>Energetic
>Incredibly friendly
>Just the right amount of weird
>Unique fashion sense
To be fair, there's a lot of overlap with cuteboys and metalheads.
No.171929
>>171791
cant beat a bit of metal. I noticed this too. I've never encountered a board with so many Black Metal fans
>>171886
>vidya
>movie
>weapon
>porn
>vidya
>YT
>universe
>animal
>superhero
>cartoon
>drug
10/10 would marry
>>171907
>vidya
>movie
>band
>album
>instrument
>cartoon
>weapon
>vehicle
>porn
>superhero
>comedian
>hobby
>alcohol
>food
>soft drink
>animal
10/10 would also marry
No.171937
>>171817
>the retro vidya alone wins you a tummy rub
>tfw never got a tummy rub in your life
No.171940
>>171937
I would go left to right with my whole hand then start going in circles then press my lips on your tummy then exhale hard so I go "pfffffrrrrt!" and it tickles
No.171943
>>171929
filthy frank ? is that you ?
>joji.jpg
darn you, got me for a second there
>dat empty dead expression of his face
He really is something, isn't he?
No.171944
>>171943
yeah he is a cutie. Its sad the way his stuff turned out. Having to close jojivlogs and remove his stuff cause some of the fanbase was that retarded
No.171947
>>171946
very cute. Oh yeah would marry
No.171951
I'm going to regret this but
>>171523
eh
>>171539
pretty good
>>171566
>Lemmy
based
>>171592
Alice in chains is pretty good
>>171616
Only thing I really got from that is pepsi and that's good
>>171670
Dexter good but
>Harry potter
>>171677
Superhero and youtube are good
>>171734
best so far
>>171749
Gorillaz is great
>>171770
Deus ex is good but
>garrison
>>171781
I was going to say good but
>magikarp meme
>>171886
Movie, TV and superhero
>>171907
>Gastly
ma nigga
>>171936
eh
>>171938
MGS and rocky 10/10
shit this took way too much time
No.171956
>>171951
bottom row, superhero, instrument, pokemon and movie are good in my book
No.171961
>>171944
I dont understand why the fanbase got angry at him anyways…
It's not like he was attention whoring or anything, he just opened himself up to his fans and showed another side of his(probably a side they didn't want to associate with because all of them are just weirdos)
I mean, I am weirdo too, but that's no reason to not be a functional fucking human beings…
*sigh*
I really did like joji videos of his, even tho they were just a collection of life clips that caught his eyes….something a true artist would do.
No.171963
>>171961
yeah it was mainly cause he said himself the jojivlogs were nothing to do with filthy frank but every video on the vlogs was filled with ey boss comments and I have cancer/seizure which is what he gets when hes stressed so he gave up
No.171965
That took a lot longer than I expected it to.
No.171989
I feel like I'm basic as fuck
>>171963
Shame he had to stop vloging, I really enjoyed seeing George's life in Japan and in New York.
Btw does he go to school in Boston?
No.172000
>>171670
Catdog was the shit
No.172050
>>171951
>Deus ex is good but
>garrison
The only reason I put him there is because of the /pol/ edits. I'm not a big art guy.
No.172064
>>171989
Yeah same here I thought his videos and music was pretty good but hes had to go full Japanese to hide his real stuff. From what I gather he went to school or college in New York
No.172088
i feel like my thing kinda stands out here but its all good
No.172092
>>172064
You mean he uploads stuff like his vlogs on japanese sites? Wouldn't surprise me
No.172093
>>172092
Nah sorry I meant his profiles. They're all in Japanese and all the content is in japanese too
No.172097
>>172000
>Catdog was the shit
this
trips don't lie
No.172108
>>171936
>favorite artist
>Lego "every face is sameface" Man
No.172112
>>171965
>cuttlefish
>kamen rider
underrated post
No.172159
>>172151
6/10
see me after class ;3c
No.172169
>>172151
>another MOPAR fan
No.172173
>>172172
>promised my friend that we'd never drink
w-why?
more importantly, are you ok with people that do drink or are you one of those people that would bitch about it?
No.172179
>>172173
His family is all alcoholics, he didn't want to be like them.
We both lost a close friend to a drunk driving accident.
I'm fine with people drinking, but it ends when you endanger other people.
No.172180
>>172179
what state are you in?
If I endanger myself during my drunken escapades would you be mad?
No.172181
>>172180
I'm in OK.
If you were somebody who I really cared about then yeah, I'd be mad. Probably more concerned/worried than mad, but still.
No.172182
>>172181
>OK
On one hand I'm sad because no bf, but on the other hand I'm a bit happy because I can continue being a halfdrunk loser and I won't have to change for the better
No.172185
>>172182
Just don't get hurt.
No.172427
No.172462
>>172448
>fallout 3
>game of thrones
>animal farm
>lightsaber
>John F. Kennedy
Good shit.
No.172476
It's a total clusterfuck but there you go!
No.172489
>>172476
hardblush is nice
>>172461
+ drukqs, 1984, weird al
>>172448
+ arizona tea, gravity falls,
>>172172
cat, piano
>>171989
+ tennis, piano ,stir fry, top gear, rct2, kickass youtube taste, adderall [you should feel good about ya self]
>>171951
+ reel big fish, wings
>>171938
+ piano, pizza logs
>>171936
+ do not starve, cartoon vehicle
>>171770
+ THAT CELEBRITY FUCK
>>171734
+ sax, burrito
>>171603
+ twiabpaianlatd, tennis, taco
No.172499
No.172507
>>172000
I wanted to make that vehicle joke too.
And put cocks in as many other boxes as I could, but I changed my mind.
No.172540
>>172532
is your hobby tattooing?
No.172542
>>172535
left 4 dead 2 is a good fucking game
No.172545
>>172540
No, airbrushing anime boob statues mostly. but I've tried my hand at helmets and stuff too, but those didn't go so good.
No.172584
No.172587
No.172589
>>172588
SHIT
you think you can just ruin a perfectly good shitpost, Noun?
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No.172592
>>172590
>piano, violin
>ys
>gravity falls
>sketching
>chipotle
>penguins
LON
DON
No.172610
>>172609
>STALKER
>Hitler
>Captain Sweden
>lobster
>no drugs or alcohol
>no soft drinks
Is it okay if I add you to the list of I want to marry you?
No.172611
>>172610
but anon thats degenerate ;)
No.172617
Saved mine from last time.
No.172630
This made me realise how much of an edgy boring child I am
No.172643
>>172617
holy shit apart from anime and tv show (dont really watch either) you're perfect
No.172644
>>172532
>Vidya
>Movie
>Band
>Instrument
>cartoon
>book
>weapon
>vehicle
>porn
>superhero
>pokemon
>celebrity
>drug
>alcohol
>food
>soft drink
>animal
Great taste. Band has earned you two tummy rubs and soft drinks earned you a pat on the head
No.172653
>>172630
Your favorite band is prodigy? Where are you from in the UK, they are performing across England soon I think.
No.172655
>>172653
The south and I'm not a massive fan of prodigy it's just they're the only band I can think of that I like
No.172657
>>172655
Oh, fair enough. I'm up north and they are performing with Public Enemy who I really wanna see but I can't justify going haha
No.172660
No.172663
>>172657
>Public Enemy
PULLIN OUT MA RAYGUN
ZAP THA NEXT ONE
AH CAN BE YA SHOGUN!
I might see if I can get cheap tickets just to see PE. Nice one anon
No.172664
>>172660
Not too big into the Prodigy, but I really like Public Enemy. Can't justify going to see a supporting band if I don't like the main one that much
No.172778
>>172773
>ghost
w-will you marry me ;w;
No.172781
>>172630
>tfw I'm that type of boy, but I'll usually be lying on the bed instead, and my eyes aren't blue
No.172782
No.172786
No.172790
>>172581
tyler is p cool
lsd is nice as well
No.172805
>>171608
Male and female are genders, the only ones.
Femboy is a gender identity.
No.172806
>>172630
>fav album: Burial
let's fuck
No.172808
>>172805
>Femboy is a gender identity
Nigga are you serious
No.172824
>>172805
>>172808
>Trying to derail the thread again with tumblr bickering
Shut the fuck up and talk about the shit you like.
No.172940
>>172781
>>172806
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
No.173062
>>172643
T-thank y-you anon, m-maybe w-we can…o-oh a Union Jack…o-okay.
I don't really watch much TV these days. I like sports. Well I like Hockey. I'll put baseball on for the background noise, look up sometimes. Same for anime. I pretty much just like what I watched 5-10 years ago.
No.173078
>>173062
>o-oh a Union Jack…o-okay.
Story of my life sugarplum. All the cuties and everyone I get on with lives in America and I cant sail over then claim asylum.
No.173081
couldnt be fucked filling in all of them
No.173082
No.173094
>>173087
>bottom row
>porn
>vehicle
>instrument
>comedian
>celebrity
>superhero
>weapon
all good. Imma give you +20 for weapon
No.173133
>>173094
Hey thanks. :D I wasn't sure if people would be able to tell what the porn was but I appreciate it. Me looking at my own template makes me realize how much of a hipster I seem.
No.173366
>>172607
what kind of HOT JAMS do you make
No.173367
No.173368
No.173594
>>173133
No worries the porn looks pretty damn good and not gonna lie the stuff I never listed, I dont know half of it so yeah kinda hipster hah
No.173622
>>173366
I… I assume that you meant music. Well, I mostly do some breakcore stuff. Didn't make music for quite a bit but still!
https://soundcloud.com/unsocialized/string-trio-no1-without-definition
https://soundcloud.com/unsocialized/deep-feel
These are my favourties!
If you meant something else then I have no idea.
No.173995
>>173991
>Todd Howard
>you see that dick? You can suck it!
No.174007
>>173640
>cartoon
>weapon
>vehicle
>politician
>bottom row
breddy gud I like
>>173685
>vidya
>movie
>hobby
>superhero
>pokemon
>drug
>food
>location
Not bad. Some good stuff there but
>USA
>doesnt own weapon
Enjoy it while you can man it looks like its gonna get tougher to own weapons over there
>>173972
>book
>band, kinda
>superhero
>drug
>alcohol
>food
>animal
>mfw seeing your choice in porn
also -100 for location. Ya damn hippy only joking anon
>>173991
>Top row except for move, havent seen it
>cartoon
>vehicle
>porn
>pokemon
>celebrity
>comedian
>hobby
>food
>animal
Dont know what the weapon is, looks like a shotgun
-1 for celebrity simply cause we all fall for his lies, every time
+8000 for vidya. Imma suck yo dick and love you
No.174021
>>172940
way too late, but oh shit you in London?
a-are you qt or something? wanna meet up?
No.174022
>>171568
Here goes nothing….. sorry 4 icky fetiche
>>171615
Props for Falling Down!
No.174070
>>173972
+gervais
+spidey
+adventure time
+smash
+grilled cheese
+machamp
+lifting
>>173991
+onix
+husky
+redline
>>174022
+dbz
+spidey
>warioware
>retro
No.174182
>>173995
It just works.
>>174007
It's the Pedersen rifle. It's like a Luger but in rifle form. I like vidya and cuddles.
No.174189
>>174150
Unsure whether that's positive.
No.174239
>>174234
>chess
>mushrooms
>powerpuff girls
>water
>reading
>da vinci
>x wing
No.174240
Everyone has shit tastes except for me.
No.174242
>>174021
Near to London but I'm not cute in the slightest
No.174246
No.174326
No.174512
>>174242
that's subjective, post pics, we can go for a drink?
No.174519
>>174182
Never heard of that before. Sweet! Vidya and Cuddles. I like the way you think Anon. Pity we live so far apart
No.174556
>>174326
if you live around me
No.174560
Man this was really hard to fill out, don't even know if I would agree with all my answers tomorrow!
No.174568
>>174560
Well I have already changed my mid, favorite vidya is Dark Souls…
No.174628
>>174556
Maybe I do.
Where at?
No.174639
>>174560
>Fury Road
>Demon Days
>piano
>Akira
>Lancia delta integrale
>dat porn
>Stephen Fry
>Bill Bailey
>swimming
>dat kush
>dat food
>dat tea
No.174649
I'm bad at picking favourites…
No.174651
>>174649
well straight away you've won my hart with top row
>weapon
>porn
>cartoon
>drug
>alcohol
>food
>drink
>animal
>hobby
I like Anon
No.174656
>>174649
Drive, drums, revolvers, Eddie, bacon and rabbits? Cool anon.
No.174763
I hope the other anons like me…
No.174765
>>174555
ay bby send me a link to the picture you used for your porn/fetish slot pls
No.174766
>>174763
Your porn, politician, and vidya made me go: "Oh wow, really?" But, your food, soft-drink, instrument and movie made me go: "Ah ok, you're tolerable."
No.174775
>>174763
[Love*] yourself.
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No.174776
>>174766
Only Hilter because I admire how he turned an entire nation over to his cause.
No.174777
No.174780
>>174776
k
Oh and I meant not tolerable by much though
No.174783
>>174777
Because you wasted trips.
No.174787
No.174801
every single chart in this thread has a reply except for mine
:'(
No.174811
>>174801
I'm gonna assume you're the one where you chose MLP as your porn. To which I'll say you're huge fuckin loser, but props for liking good jazz and sweet kicks.
No.174843
>>174763
Dude I would totally fucking hang out with you.
No.174851
>>174801
Tell me yours and I will r8
No.174852
>>171575
Dude /cuteboys/ is just /fagpol/.
No.174873
>>174519
Yeah, it's a shame :(
No.174899
>>174639
well that's just made my morning, always a good feeling finding someone with similar taste!
No.174922
>>174765
I wonder if there are any /cuteboys/ that are like these pictures? Seems like 99% of the board is filled with sissy bottoms.
No.175002
No.175040
>>174922
I really doubt it, I wish though. Kind of sick of seeing all these faggots acting feminine.
No.175049
No.175061
>>175040
Sad thing is a lot of these fembois have hung dicks.
No.175063
>>175061
sadder thing is, a lot of the tops have small dicks.
No.175067
What do people think of mine? >.>
No.175068
No.175069
>>175063
Yep. Sad really.
I'm not a size queen so it don't matter to me in the end.
>>175067
JUST
No.175078
No.175110
No.175116
>>175079
He spits so fucking hard at the end of that speech.
No.175147
>>171522
So, how big of a pleb am I /cuteboys/?
No.175158
>>175147
Why is AK-74 your favorite? ATF banned the cheap ammo
No.175165
>>175158
It's not much more than 7.62x39 nowadays.
No.175166
>>175165
Wolf and Tula selling it yet?
No.175169
>>175166
I can find Wolf for $.30 a round for a 30 pack and Tula has 20 rounds at $.36 a round. You can get 750 rounds of Silver Bear for $.27 a round though, which is a penny over their 7.62x39 price.
No.175179
>>175169
cool, thanks man. I've been wanting to get an AK-74 but after the ATF killed fun again I got sad
No.175483
No.175506
>>174763
>band
>weapon
>vehicle
>porn
>superhero
>pokemon
>celebrity
>politician
>comedian
>hobby
>bottom row
would chill with, learn how to shoot and watch porn with . I like it Anon
No.175507
>>174838
>weapon
>pokemon
>celebrity
>politician
>hobby
>bottom row (except for spiders. Fuck those fuckers)
nice one man. Would make weapons and go innawoods with
No.175509
>>175147
>weapon
>vehicle
>porn
>celeb
>politician
>hobby
>food
>location
>animal
nice
No.175510
>>175203
>bottom row
>hobby
>weapon
>instrument
very nice
No.175529
forgot:
country: heil hitler
gender: m
No.175548
>>175529
>bottom row
>vidya
>movie
>tv show
>instrument
>weapon
>porn
>cartoon
>celebrity
>hobby
Nice! Would blitzkrieg das arsch
No.176805
>>175147
>tv
shit
>cartoon
mah nigga
>animal
>not husky
>food
mah nigga
>wine
faggot/10
No.176806
>>175067
>anime
>weapon
>politician
>comedian
edgy or cuck/10
No.176811
>>175507
Spiders are actually really chill little dudes.
They look scary, but they're very useful symbiotes, and they don't like to fight. Well, brown recluses can get kind of ornery in mating season, but they're just horny, other than that they're fine.
I like them because they are, imho, the epitome of what a hunter should be. The least amount of energy expended for the most gain. Even the ones that run around and jump on their prey. They'll sit for hours, motionless, just waiting.
No.176815
>>171951
>alice in chains is only "pretty good" he says
ALICE IN CHAINS IS THE BEST YOU PLEB!!!
No.176819
>>176815
lol, how many fucking remmy pics do you have dude?
No.176913
>>176811
sorry man for me I cant accept that. I gotta kill them as soon as I see them
No.176927
>>171522
>Dark Souls
>The Notebook
>Taylor Swift
>Pearl Jam's Ten
>It's Always Sunny
>Flute
>no
>Nodame Cantabile
>The Tao of Pooh
>Quarterstaff
>Mazda Miata
>I don't watch porn
>no
>Chikorita
>Ryan Gosling
>no
>George Carlin
>pool
>no
>gin and tonic
>unagi don
>lol no
>anywhere the sun sets beautifully
>cats
>>176815
Pearl Jam > Alice in Chains
No.176948
>>176927
>don't watch porn
Are you a girl/and/or a wizard?
No.176951
>>176927
>don't watch porn
No.176960
>>176948
I'm trans but in all honesty, I never really watched porn before the hormones either. I think the last thing I saw was pic related, but I couldn't stop laughing to actually fap to it.
>>176951
I read some doujins time to time, but that's about it. Also, I find that if I fap too much, I end up getting addicted to it and become hungry and needing it constantly. It's a dangerous slope.
No.176961
>>176960
i can jerk you off for you! can't get addicted to handjobs, can you?
No.176971
>>176961
I'm really small down there. Like barely 4" at best. Plus jerking off alone doesn't do much for me,at least compared to other methods. I usually play with the prostate and only really wank when I have a hard time climaxing from prostate stim alone.
Any time I've fapped with any frequency, I find myself just wanting it more and more. I get addicted easily.
No.176972
>>176971
i'm about 3.5.. i'll do butt stuff, jesus i'm getting way too ahead of myself the thought of just doing stuff to someone gets me so hard, sorry fuck fuck, sorry i need to stop this, you don't want these weird ass words coming at you!
No.176974
>>176972
You sound fragile and sheepish. I would crush you
No.176981
>>176974
i'm very fragile and sheepish! i'd probably cry! yeah i'd cry.. i'm just really really horny and want to just worship a dick bigger than mine! or smaller, i just love dick fuck i feel like a slut.. i hate feeling like this
No.176984
>>176981
Sorry, I'm not much of a dom. Not like I could if I wanted to being 5'4" The only time I sub though is if the dom is someone worthy. If not, I just mock them for their ineptitude. I'm kind of a brat. It's absolutely pathetic to meet a "dom" who ends up putty in my hands.
No.176987
>>176984
i'm a sub that looks like a dom.. you never wanted to be dom? i'm so upset now i want to be dominated by a fucking guy shorter than me k-kinda fuck i bet they're weak minded, cumsluts, fuck i want this, i want you to dominate me, fuck why do i want this now, i want my dick to be laughed at while you rub me with a socked foot because i'm not worthy to go skin-on-skin
would you at least hold me after? god i'm so fucked up
No.178041
>>171734
If you love caffeine, you will fucking love cocaine. Just saying.
No.178042
>>178041
I only added that because it's the only drug I could want besides medicine.
No.178081
No.178083
>>172000
Who is the artist?
>>171989
Thank you for Henry Scott Tuke
>>171965
Who is the politician?
And I approve of cuttlefish.
>>172590
I like your taste.
>>174560
>Bill Bailey
I agree with anon. My nigga indeed.
No.178085
>>178081
>>178068
CIA makes it a 5/10 at least
No.178120
>>178098
>ampharos
my nigga
but flaaffy's where it's at tbh
No.178203
>>171522
Im too lazy to copy past pics
country: burgerland
Vidya: GTA SA, Deus ex (i need to re-install that now) shadow of the collosuss
retro vidya: megaman 2/3/9/10, panzer dragoon, Jet moto, drugwars
movie: crime/caper detective stuff
band: Offspring, Gorrillaz
DJ: Com truise, Frankie Knuckles
album: funeral, The arcade fire
TV: cartoons
Youtube: old O&A stuff, podcasts
Instrument: guitar, cant play anything, barely could do piano scales as a kid
cartoon: Rick & Morty, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life
Anime: pfft IDK Texknolyze?
Book: Malcolm gladwell stuff, thomas pynchon, Jorges Borges, old fairy tale stuff like the Tain etc etc
Weapon: that 1911 from MGS 3, walther P99 HK G3, AR 15, Berreta 390, SPAS 12, UZI
Vehicle, anything James Bond drives, (more incoming autismo) 60s mustang, 70 Buick GSX/olds cutlass, Merc C126 and R129
Porn: none of your business
Superhero:….Idk, the hunter S thompson fake from Transmetropolitan
Pokemon: eevee
celebrity:…Harry Styles?
politician: my dick
comedian:Doug Stanhope, Bill burr, Patrice O'neal Richard Jenny, Joey Diaz, Todd Barry ,Andrew Dice Clay
hobby: vidya, reading, drawing, shooting, shit posting
drug:… I hear Heroin is supposed to be good
Alcohol: Whiskey, Scotch, rum, daiquiris, faggy tiki drinks
Food: Pho, Pizza, Banh mi, Miso, gyros ramen, pocky, samosa, fried stuff/dimsum
Softdrink- coffee, baja blast
animal: dogs, foxes, cats???
No.178382
>>178324
>mlp
Go away faggot.
No.178396
>>178382
b-but they are so cute and fwuffy :<
No.178431
>>178353
very nice
+brendan
+Adolf
+gun
>>178324
cute
Also I want to know where that catboi picture is from
>>178098
nice trumpeter
+samurai jack
+Ampharos
>>178083
also nice
+Moving Castle
+piano
+Hitchhikers
+sushi
+Dragonair
>>178060
underrated post
+powerpuff
+robot
+Snorlax
+++CIA
No.178438
>>178396
They looks like a bunch of douchebags.
No.178440
>>178433
She looks like a real bitch. The kind that would complain about her wedding ring not being fucking expensive enough.
No.178441
>>178431
h-here's the catboi pic c:
>>178438
no bully. :<
No.178459
>>178396
contain your autism please
No.178464
No.178502
>>171523
+m1911, lady dp
>>171566
+pizza, bass, yes
>>171670
+boku np
——-MTF
>>171677
+oldboy, tea, rlm
>payday
are you actually serious or is this a joke
>>171734
+DaS, Seinfeld, STG, R Williams, J Cleese
>>171749
+Gorillaz
wait a minute is this a meme chart
please stop
>>171770
+ESoTSM, Brendan Fraser, CWC, RLM, Pug
>>171781
+RATM
—Acoustic
>>171886
+Godfather, Punisher, futa, Lovecraft
—everything else
>>171907
GOD WHAT IS IT WITH BORDERLANDS FANS
+The Clash, AHX, Instrument, lewd things
>>171936
nice ramsey and carlin
>>171938
+mgs
what a cuck
>>171951
+sneig eiter, bam man
there are like 4 fucking bass players and no guitarists has the world gone insane
>>171965
+ayy lmao and carlin
>>172000
FREEDOM
trips confirm that tool and the fetish make up for the vidya and celebrity
>>172088
GON GIV IT 2 YA
nice gun
>>172151
nice movie and zappa and hero
>>172172
rad dune and gosling bro
>>172448
fallout 3 and got and breaking bad top lel
nice lightsaber and dicarpiyo tho
>>172461
ok seriously I think this board should just be /bassists/
>>172476
literally the only other guitarist
tfw no jag
nice keanu and lewd
>>172484
+weezer, coltrane, lewd, celebrity, comedian, cartoon
you're pretty rad man
>>172532
++24, misfits, movie, guitar, drink, hero
that gender haha
>>172535
+drums because they aren't bass guitars, movie, clever one on the drink i like it, celeb, cuck
how do poeple enjoy l4d i just don;t get it
>>172581
+++IIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOVE YOU JESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS CUHRUIIIIIIIIIIIIST
+cuck
>bailey jay and tyler
kek
>>172590
+drink i guess
the animal is cool too
>>172607
literally what gender
>>172617
more like memeing bad
nice bass :^)
and seriously nice hero and car
>>172630
my mum said that burial makes her sick when i play it the other day
it was top kek
nice movie and vehicle
>>172773
fucking payday are you SERIOUS
nice movie and instrument and book tho
>>173081
nice vidya and movie and band and album and weapon and lewd
nice 1 dude
>>173087
let's see paul allen's card
best fetish and nice band, comedian, hero and celeb
that location wow lewd
>>173640
it's okay anon, you can still learn to play ^_^
nice everything
>>173685
bredy gud
>>173972
nice album but I can't get into slayer, they seem boring to me
>>173991
dadrock confirmed
go to bed dad
>>174022
>SR2 and minecraft
confirmed for walking meme
>>174234
nice vidya movie vehicle tv album instrument universe youtube cartoon
good job bruh pretty radicool
>>174284
nice game and celebrity
you aren't actually serious about scissor sisters right this is bait isn't it
>>174555
nice gun and vidya
>>174560
why am i still doing this
nice band celeb comedian hobby patrician instrument
>>174649
++++++Bowie and discovery
nice drive and hm and gun
>>174763
KEK EVANESCENCE AND TLoU
>>174838
nice darko
are you really a blacksmith
>>175067
nice semi hollow
>>175147
rad tv show bruh
never got LOTR and why it was so popular
>>175203
PAYDAY AND A BASSIST OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>175529
fucking nice album man
nice movie too
>>176927
nice game and movie, comedian and celeb
>taylor swift
really?
>>178060
nice cartoon
Is bill wilson really a hero?
>>178083
nice carlin
>hobby
why don't you go back there then if you like it so much :^)
>>178098
I think we found the best instrument
>>178324
I've still yet to see blair witch but i doubt i ever will, too scary :(
I still can't get into meshuggah past demieurge or whatever that song is called, thanks for introducing me to sybreed
cool comedian and hero and catboys
>>178353
WHAT A TUBULAR ALBUM CHOICE
h-hi /pol/
>>178472
nice gibson and hero
can you recommend me where to start with the mars volta i want to get into them
>MUSE
actually no I think I'll do ok on my own
No.178517
>>178502
wow you have shit taste in porn and hobbies
0/10
No.178521
>>178502
">>174560
why am i still doing this
nice band celeb comedian hobby patrician instrument"
you know the celeb and band? nice
No.178892
No.178895
>>178517
>food
>drink
>porn
>instrument
>animal
not bad. Would twang ya bass with mah wang
No.178896
>>178324
very little I can work with here but you'd get the butt fukk
No.178897
>>176927
>comedian
>hobby
>animal
>location
>>178060
>weapon
>vehicle
>hobby
>bottom row
>>178083
>instrument
>weapon and vehicle, good call by the way
>celeb etc
>drug
>food
>animal
>band
>album
>instrument, get round here now
>drug
+100 for band
>>178472
>album
>instrument
>weapon
>superhero
>food
>drug
>animal
No.178998
>>178895
>food
that's my dick you slutty fuck
No.179165
>>178892
man I fucking love Ratatat, only just started listening to them but loving them!
No.179347
>>179342
Late, but with overall good taste.
No.179350
>>179340
>Mark Rutte
Potverdikkie.
No.179351
>>179350
Op zich vind ik CDA een betere partij dan VVD, maar die Rutte staat er altijd zo mooi bij in hoog gezelschap…
No.179352
>>178502
>no anime
dropped
>chastity fetish
bitchboy/10
>>taylor swift
>really?
What's wrong with Taylor Swift?
>>176987
I'm pretty terrible at it. I can heckle and insult, but nothing I can follow through with. Plus I'm really frail so I can't hold someone down.
>>178060
>katsu curry
muh nigga
>>178083
What's your favorite sushi roll?
>>179340
>super hero
That is too adorable.
What's your favorite sushi?
>>179342
>Naked
Oh god I can't remember the last time I had one of those.
No.179353
>>179351
WILLEN WE MEER OF MINDER AUTOCHTONEN
No.179355
>>179353
Autochtonen of allochtonen maken mij niet zoveel uit, maar ik wil in elk geval minder autisten.
>>179352
I feel kind of like a pleb for it, but I actually really like those simple types of sushi that I showed in the image. All those california rolls and other fancy things aren't really my thing, and rather I just kind of like those maki with salmon (even though they are considered low-class food).
I also really like ebi nigiri though, so I hope I can redeem myself with that, although I'm not sure what that's considered :P
No.179385
>>179355
Really? I love the cucumber and avocado in sushi. My favorite is either eel or tuna. One place I go to has peppered tuna and it's too good. Can't go wrong with shrimp though. My dad used to make sushi himself from time to time. I wish he was close by so he could make it for me again.
No.179402
>>179385
I see! I don't know about avocado, but I do think cucumber is pretty nice. Tuna is really nice too, but I slightly prefer salmon most of the time; sometimes I'm more in a tuna mood though, so really anything goes.
And what happened to your father?
No.179409
>>179385
He moved down south like 4 hours away or so. He used to make tempura a lot too, which he learned from his mother who was Japanese. He made it better than any restaurant I've been to. Sadly, even when he was around, he didn't make nip food too often as we don't have a japanese grocery store around here.
No.179415
>>179409
I see, that's a shame…
Maybe you could pick up the family heritage; order some Japanese ingredients, look up how to use them, and make nip food yourself?
No.179426
>>179415
I already do. I make a really good Japanese curry. I fry a lot of things up teriyaki style, especially fish. It tastes so much better making it yourself than it does using the bottled teriyaki sauce at supermarkets. I also mess around with different marinades as well, especially things with miso paste. My options are kind of limited though as I don't have katsuobushi or kombu to make dashi. One thing I love though about Japanese cooking is the different ways they prepare vegetables and sides. Really makes you eat more veggies.
I also learned to make that carrot ginger dressing they serve in Japanese restaurants in the US. It took me forever to find different recipes and perfect them as sadly, most online are nowhere close. My mom constantly asks me to make it, so I make it by the pint or quart and leave it in the fridge.
No.179472
>>178892
>>179165
yeahhhhh man
whatd you think of the new album?
i thought it was a pretty good continuation, well worth a listen
No.179475
>>179352
I could have picked a chinese cartoon and book and stuff but i got bored at that point
the person in the chastity pictures is my girlfriend and I'm her master so she makes me really happy and stuff and is my favourite person in the world :3
No.179478
>>179342
>girl, tv, movie, band, hero, celeb, universe, place, fetish, weapon
you're ok in my book anon
No.179484
>>179475
What's your favorite then?
Aww that's adorable. As trappy as I am, I don't think I could ever wear one of those chastity things. One, it looks painful and two, it takes a long while for me to orgasm from anal alone and I'm just flat out lazy.
No.179500
>>179484
I like Upotte!!
it's bredy cute
It isn't that painful, I know she loves me denying her anyway, the longest I had her stay locked was nearly 3 months, then when I took it off her she had her first ever anal orgasm before I even let her touch it because I wanted her to wait just a little longer :3
No.179512
>>179500
Never seen it. Looks cute though.
>3 months without orgasm
I would die.
No.179521
>>179512
I'm pretty sure she thought she would too but she's a good girl and behaved for me, it was worth it in the end for her :3
No.179524
>>179340
nice mulan
As someone who has read Twilight I find your favorite book disappointing.
No.179528
>>178502
>how do poeple enjoy l4d i just don;t get it
It's a game that involves constant teamwork amongst a squad of people. Your objective, get to safe house to safe house.
Although Payday is based on this game, and others have called it better of the two.
It is very easy to get into and offers no big variety in terms of guns/attachments/styles, making it fun for simple-minded folk or people who cannot devote so much time to games. Plus with no perks or ranking, it's a very balanced game where someone with 1000 hours is equal to someone who just started playing today.
Plus no shitty micro-transactions allows everyone to focus on gameplay, not weapon skills or DLC-only guns.
Though don't go believing it's as mindless as a shooter. There is some skill involved, especially if you play as special infected in versus mode.
It's a cheap game(5 USD every winter/summer sale), that's fully moddable (limitless custom campaigns) and great with friends, and in most cases, complete randoms. The dialogue, characters and story is fun and interesting (the story is expanded though the short comic series)
The game is going on 6 years and doesn't fail to keep me entertained.
10/10
>tl;dr Because it's fun. And fun is fun.
No.179539
>>178502
>KEK EVANESCENCE AND TLoU
I don't see what's wrong with either of these.
No.179571
>>179566
because /pol/ x /cuteboys/ is real
No.179657
forgive my normal fag taste
No.179669
>>179657
Bill Nye is cool, though.
Not a huge fan of katanas myself, but I can see why people like them.
No.179703
>>179426
I see, that sounds nice; but considering you still miss your father, I suppose there is more to parents than just purely cooking. Maybe you could visit him sometime? :P
>>179524
I haven't really read many books, and Twilight is one of the few that I fully read. It was back when I was 14 though so I may have been biased though.
No.179759
No.179762
>>179703
Well he comes up to visit every couple of months, so at least I have that. I have no reliable means to get there to visit him, so I'm SOL on that idea.
>>179711
Good vidya car and weapon. I did archery when I was younger. I wasn't anything great at it, I just loved it because I like high fantasy a lot.
>>179754
>My fists
Watch that edge bruh
>except spiders
I hate spiders too ( ._.)
>>179759
Bully: the poster
No.179817
I'm pretty sure I already posted in this thread, but I don't have to find my post to know it was shitty.
Here's a better one.
No.179830
>>179817
>diphenhydramine
>invader zim
We'd get along.
No.179832
>>>179472
Completely agree, Abrasive is a tuuuuuune
No.179838
>>178998
yeah and I'd still munch on it. I aint no slut. Monogamy is key for me. That being said I am a filthy fuck so the person I'm with can expect a very kinky sex life
No.179851
>>179762
I have no weapons so i can either punch them or headbutt them.
No.179954
>>179944
Holy shit man you like newcy broon?
Aside from artist
>bottom row
>porn
>tv show
>instrument
>movie
>vehicle
+50 for movie. Not bad anon. Would invade personal space and go "brrrrr" in ear while rubbing you all over
No.179965
>>179954
Mhm and t-thanks.
No.180067
>>175203
>>178502
i like you too <3
No.180082
>>179878
who's your favorite comedian ??
No.180123
>>180094
>movie
>instrument
>vehicle
>hobby
>drug
>location
>animal
No.180125
>>178502
I am really a blacksmith, and it's really one of the most boring things a person could possibly do.
No.180127
No.180129
>>180082
His name is Helge Schneider. One of the funniest guys i've ever seen and also a great musician.
No.180222
>>180094
love me the pixies
No.180230
I sincerely apologise for my shitty handwriting. Also I am lazy.
No.180461
>>178517
+100 for the thick of it. What is the album?
>>178897
It looks like we would get along. Skype?
>>179352
California but when it comes to sushi, I'll eat anything.
>>178441
Source?
No.180784
>>180779
>Vidya
>Movie
>Instrument
>Cartoon
>Anime
>Soft-Drink
>Animal
No.181573
>>180461
the album is SAINT PEPSI - HIT VIBES
is pretty good i think
No.182037
>>178502
not my favorite band but still up there. Sorry I like disco-y shit
No.182076
>>182075
whoops, I meant to put my gender as male
No.182133
>>182075
>mitch hedburg
10/10
No.182139
>>182075
>type of boy
i-isn't that one of the guys from here?
No.182155
>>182139
yeah he was in the pictures of yourself thread but he's exactly my type so figured why not
No.182157
>>179944
you're not tasteless
punpun is a masterpiece
No.182740
>>179817
Swans are great.
>>182075
Looks pretty good, aside from game grumps. donnie darko is also one of my favs
No.195866
I may not be a Cuteboy but i can gay with the best of them
>>171523
10/10
>>171749
7/10
>>171989
7/10
>>172535
8/10
>>174234
6/10
>>174763
5/10
>>180779
What anime is that? 9/10
>>182740
7/10
No.195885
P-please no bully I hastily did this in MS paint. ;_;
>>195866
Not him but that anime is aoi no exorcist.
No.195901
>>195885
Thanks Anon, and these are super easy to make if you have PS and a proper template. Like seriously i just remade mine since posting it.
No.196033
>>174182
Nice forgotten weapons, faggot
No.196051
>>195866
>shit tier taste in literally everything
How the fuck do you manage to fuck up so badly?
No.196344
Alright folks, how edgy am I?
No.196371
>>196051
You're Dutch, your opinion doesn't matter.
No.196380
I lost my post, I'm not retyping it.
No.196428
>>196371
Wow, that sure proved me wrong.
No.196439
>>196428
Your comment was about as idiotic as mine. You didn't state what you don't like, you just said i had horrible tastes so you should of expected a stupid comment in return.
No.196900
No.196901
>>196380
>wavves
muh nigga muh nigga
No.196960
No.197058
>>197005
i do :3
polish boys are cute~ also yes i would play a keion
No.197172
>>197061
vidya, movie and book aint shit
No.197211
>>196153
>Things that aren't necessarily my favourite but I appreciate regardless.
You seem pretty cool, anon.
No.211551
Country: Burgerland
Gender: Mtf
>Vidya
Skullgirls, Vampire Savior, Skyrim
>Movie
Judas & Jesus: The Animation
>Band
The Police, Hollywood Undead
>Album
Demon Days
>Tv Show
Last Week Tonight
>Instrument
Electric Bass
>Cartoon
MLP:FIM, Ed, Edd, N Eddy, Ren & Stimpy
>Anime
Evangelion, Tenchi Universe
>Book
Heroin Diaries
>Weapon
Butterfly Knife, Riding Crop
>Vehicle
Something cool, fast, and purple.
>Porn
Traps(duh), big dick, oppai, butts, rimming, androids, tentacles.
>Super Hero
Catwoman, Green lantern John Stewart
>Pokemon
Misdreavus! Hydreigon, vaporeon.
>Celebrity
Does Yahtzee Croshaw count?
>Politician
Fuck Politics
>Comedian
Does Yahtzee Croshaw Count? Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Dave Chappelle.
>Hobby
Vidya, fighting games, collecting, fighting game mechanics, animals.
>Drug
Hard Cough Medicine, CAFFEINE
>Alcohol
Svedka, Absolute, Captain Morgan, Takara Plum
>Food
Italian. Sometimes Asian.
>Soft Drink
I do not allow myself to drink soft drinks, but like Ginger Ale and Root Beer. Also Club Soda if that counts since I like it by itself.
>Location
Murca'(would like to be in Sweden).
>Animal
Animals! I love Animals!
No.211562
This makes me feel like a weirdo, a hipster and a sexual little deviant.
And I'm happy with that.
No.211564
>>211551
You sound fun anon :3
No.211568
>>211564
Sweet of you to say, thanks.
No.211571
>>211568
Not that same anon, but Id like to rim and jerk you off. Tranny cum drives me nuts.
No.211575
>>197005
>tfw no polish tripfag bf
>>211571
>this post
No.211587
>>211551
you're actually the second mtf american I've seen on this board this past month who wants to be in Sweden
why in the world do you want to be here
No.211672
>>211571
Oh uh wow! I have never had anyone say that about me before. Thanks anon~<3
No.211676
>>211587
That is a good question I suppose.
I'm not too fond of the states and even less so of the southern states one of which I was born in and wanted to go to Yurup to stay rather than visit.
Swedish politics are pants-on-head retarded but so are ours and honestly as far as cons go I am a good bit more concerned about alcohol since I am not at at a political person.
A swede girl I met during a fair trip told me I'd be fine speaking english, but the thing is I really like the Swedish language.
So I would like to speak swedish regularly if not fluently to folk because it is a fun language to me.
Actually before typing this I was finishing up my daily svenska test.
I notice swedes tend to be beautiful and or fit. Though to be honest that may just be me living in the fatter side of the second fattest country in the world surrounded by people who give me death glares more for not eating everything fried and greasy than my LGBT status.
I like the scenery and temperature a lot as well. Do not know if that is a a satisfactory answer to you or not, but I hope so.
No.211693
I spent like 2 hours making this. I think I should just kill myself.
No.211696
>>196801
>Celebrity
Absolutely immoral. What are you even doing here, anon? For that matter, what am I doing here? :c
No.211712
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>>197172
not sure if just reaction.
No.211717
>>211676
fair enough. just make sure you actually know what the country is like. after I told her what it's like to have lived in Sweden for my entire life, the other person I mentioned changed her mind.
No.211793
>>211717
I appreciate your input swede-chan.
No.213323
sorry for being a normalfag
No.213634
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No.214213
Too bad no-one lives anywhere near me.
No.229933
Assuming the "favorite" applies across the board and it wasn't asking for an instrument I play or my location
No.230025
>>171670
>People who like Steam-Powered Giraffe unironicaly exist
No.230027
>>230025
And on top of that, he likes Iron Man 2. Disgusting.
No.231682
>>211696
he just tells it like it is fam, and I love that shit, especially when he warns against shit, and everyone calls him buzzwords, and then it happens, and he has that smug fucking look on his face
No.232089
I'm just a boy who wants to be a degenerate.
No.232095
>>232089
Everything was going fine until your favorite book, then it all started going downhill.
No.232125
im not a cuteboy but i'm dating somebody i met on this board and i like doing these kinds of things
No.232127
i left the ones i dont participate in black. sorry its ugly but im shaky and cant be bothered to use a good image editor
No.232138
File: 1450432162301.png (698.9 KB, 1305x1238, 1305:1238, my favourite pee en jee.png)
hello, someone please be my friend. (´・ω・`)
No.232166
>>173991
Loop Zoop
Fuck me <3
No.232174
*sigh* I try so hard to participate in these things and I still can't make friends…
No.232246
Never realised how boring I was.
No.237059
>>232262
>cartoon
>pokemon
kil urselv
No.241400
>>179944
no, you are perfect. ;-;
No.253859
No.253860
No.253864
No.253865
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No.253868
No.253872
>>253871
Time to go back to sleep~
No.253874
>>253871
Sleep is always a mistake.
I remember reading some blog post about a guy who screwed his sleep cycle enough that he was able to get by with eight 20-minute sessions throughout the day.
No.253875
>>253874
I remember one of my friends in highschool trying to do that
No.253877
>>253876
Go to class
Do some assignments
Blowtorch cpu and look under microscope
No.253878
>>253877
>Blowtorch cpu and look under microscope
Is this literal?
No.253881
>>253878
Fastest way to melt solder keeping die on the chip :^)
No.253884
>>253876
feel sleepy and frustrated
No.253885
>>253884
strange plans
Exercise tbh, you like to swim I think.
No.253887
>>253884
I can't fall back asleep ;_;
No.253888
>>253886
It's a very useful skill anon
No.253890
>>253885
I can't swim every day
No.253891
>>253888
Well, I can't tread water. I can kinda backstroke.
Luckily I lost my contract before I had to take my combat swim test. You have to jump off the third tier diving board while blindfolded with a (fake) rifle and LBV.
>>253890
o-oh
No.253892
No.253893
>>253892
load-bearing vest
modular field uniform part, you can attach all sorts of things to it. usually magazines, grenades, cigarettes etc
No.253894
>>253893
Okay
Never really tried swimming with sort of clothing on
Heard it's hard as fuck
No.253895
>>253894
Very. I had a taste of it, if I had to take the CWST I'd probably need to get pulled out.
Though you're supposed to ditch the rifle and LBV before you surface.
No.253896
>>253891
I'm just tired tbh
I tried to sleep but that somehow made me feel worse
Swimming while carrying military gear sounds like hell
No.253897
>>253895
But they make it look so easy in battlefield :3c
No.253900
>>253896
It could be worse. They break two of your bones in ranger training, during the interrogation resistance part. Very precisely, so there's no lasting damage.
Sticking to a regular sleep cycle gives you the most efficient sleep, time-wise. Though it can be a huge pain to maintain if you don't have a hard-set schedule to hold everything together.
No.253901
No.253902
>>253897
The worst part is the combat boots. The ACUs aren't exactly form-fitting, but the boots don't really let you extend your feet at all.
No.253906
I guess it's day 5
Is anyone at predicted levels of lewd?
No.253908
>>253906
everyone besides me tbh
No.253909
No.253912
I don't wanna go to school
No.253926
No.253927
>>253914
Huh class was actually pretty interesting
Went through the derivation that shows where the speed of em waves comes from
No.253930
Oh god no it's starting
What is this feeling holy shit
How am I supposed to handle this for nine more days
No.253934
I've got the next three days off how do I contain myself
Fuck fuck fuck
I'm not even hard but my body's screaming at meeeee
No.253935
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAAAAA
No.253939
No.253941
I'm doing you a favor, anon.
Trust me.
No.253945
I'm starting to calm down
That came out of fucking nowhere
Like the last three mornings but 10x worse
No.253950
Why did I wake up with a 13 year old dick
No.253951
>>253950
>a 13 year old dick
what
No.253953
>>253951
no bully
i don't really know how to explain briefly on phone
No.253956
>>253954
just means hyperactive I guess
No.253957
>>253950
I swear mine is receding
No.253963
that shift was shit
$5 over 4 runs
had to break a $50 for a $16 order
kasdjgf
No.253977
Could be less in the mood.
No.254004
just found this new thread
i was wondering why it was so quiet
No.254006
also, i managed to land a date this friday
i have a bad feeling tbh
No.254010
No.254024
>>254010
grill
i'm not gay enough to ever do anything IRL with a guy, i only fantasize in times of sexual frustration on internet image boards
No.254025
>>254024
Hopefully it goes well
And does't end up like that one time
No.254026
>>254025
>that one time
wut
No.254029
>>254026
That time everything went swell then she never got back to you or something
Or that one time I think it was you who got dick sucked
Idk
No.254030
>>254024
>i'm not gay enough to ever do anything IRL with a guy
What if we were alone and no one would find out?
No.254031
>>254029
oh, yeah hopefully that doesn't happen
and that other time was just a tinder hookup, this is a different sort of thing thankfully
No.254033
>>254030
I can't give you an answer because nofap is turning me very lewd
Under normal circumstances, nope
No.254034
>>254033
What if we dressed up super girly and cute?
No.254035
>>254034
You will not corrupt me with your lewd ways
No.254036
>>254035
Looks like you can't say no.
No.254038
No.254041
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>>254038
It's okay to admit you want to be completely dominated and railed by me. I'll take it as a compliment.
No.254042
>>254041
Stop corrupting him (´･Д･)」
No.254055
>my tummy hurts
>I want to go home
>I don't even want to listen to this meeting
No.254057
woke up again
head's clear
rather embarrassing tbh
No.254059
No.254060
heading back to Houston for a couple days, should I take my desktop Y/N
No.254062
No.254063
>>254060
Maybe
depends how long
like if only for couple days nah
but if for like a week yee
No.254064
>>254057
what do you mean?
No.254067
>>254063
probably
>>254062
I should take a few days' break tbh
No.254068
No.254071
>>254068
posting, at least constantly like I have been
I'm still in this punishment game for the long haul tbh
but I regret some things.
No.254072
>>254071
but we'll miss you
No.254073
>>254072
i'll make a few posts from my phone just for u
No.254074
>>254071
>but I regret some things.
What things?
No.254076
>>254074
I regret everything tbh
No.254079
>>254076
but you got to spend time with us
No.254091
>>254074
Probably not what you're thinking of. I'll be back eventually.
No.254099
i lost
i found a lewd webm that was just too good (no, it wasnt a gay one)
No.254101
>>254099
I've failed you bruh, we were supposed to get through this together
No.254102
>>254099
Bring the butt forward.
No.254103
>>254101
both you and i knew i wouldn't be able to do it
i will try and start again
No.254104
>>254102
i changed wager to dick pic tbh
took pic related when i had woke up with precum
No.254105
>>254104
Did you want to include your butt anyway?
No.254106
Are you expecting it today?
maybe
No.254107
>>254104
nice
>>254106
>Are you expecting it today?*
No.254108
>>254106
It might be possible, but it is kind of difficult. Also, are we doing the normal deal or the extra lewd one?
Did you already take yours?
No.254110
>>254104
I didn't need to see that
No.254112
>>254105
Not particularly ;_;
Also test, using Dashchan app
No.254113
>>254110
Avert your eyes, pure Manitoban D:
No.254114
>>254112
>Not particularly ;_;
That's too bad. Although I am pretty satisfied with that one from some time ago.
Anyway, nice dick you have there, anon. No homo.
No.254116
>>254108
Normal deal is probably a good idea
>Did you already take yours?
no
No.254118
>one of my labs is calculating the mass of Jupiter by observing it's moons
>it's been very cloudy every night and forecast says it won't clear up till the 27th
>end of school is april
I really need to observe some moons :3c
I really need to observe those moons
No.254119
>>254118
i fucked up so much D:
No.254120
>>254119
It's OK, I know how shitty the reply thing can be.
But I wouldn't mind observing some moons either.
No.254121
>>254116
>probably
Some doubt. Anyway, maybe it will escalate to that eventually.
I'll work on my later. No promises it will happen today though.
>>254118
Can't you make some numbers up?
Did you want to see my moons?
No.254122
>>254121
kinda hard when the prof is an astronomer
No.254124
>>254122
What are you watching the moons for anyway? The orbital period?
No.254126
>>254121
>maybe it will escalate to that eventually.
no
No.254128
>>254124
yea think using one of Kepler's laws
No.254130
>>254126
It would be pretty messy. You never know what could happen in the future though.
>>254128
Yeah, I'd just calculate them out or look up the info and make it close to that. Average lab day.
No.254132
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>>254130
somedays you gotta take the hard road
and fudge numbers once you have them :^)
No.254135
No.254138
>>254135
don't jizz in your pants anon
No.254147
No.254150
No.254151
>>254148
day 5: Judgement Day
No.254153
>>254149
ye
>>254150
s-stuff
details aren't important
No.254158
>>254148
you will be missed
:^)
No.254162
No.254164
>>254155
I took my picture
No.254165
>>254162
nope, i posted my wager and have done my penance
No.254166
>>254165
I just want to see the webm that defeated you so I can take my revenge
No.254167
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No.254172
>>254170
I feel pressured to do mine faster. I'm still trying to figure things out.
No.254173
>>254155
i was pressured into breaking then stuff happened and i lost
>>254160
i didnt have a wager sry
>>254167
maybe it was involved
No.254174
>>254166
OH
i thought you meant a webm of me jacking off, hence my concern ;_;
thought another canadian might have joined the thread
https://a.uguu.se/chbmov.webm
No.254175
>>254173
wait we didn't need a wager
No.254176
No.254178
>>254175
everyone here was nice enough to make an exception for me
i knew i was going to be seduced into losing so i just participated as long as i could anyway
No.254180
>>254174
I was expecting something much lewder tbh.
>>254175
He was an exception.
My idea.
No.254181
>>254173
>maybe it was involved
No.254183
>>254180
same, guess he's like the guy that falls to a random stray bullet at the beginning of the movie
No.254184
>>254180
>>254183
the combo of coloured hair and high socks just made me lose it
No.254185
why is it so fucking hot outside
No.254187
>>254184
the socks were pretty nice
No.254189
>>254185
it's 4C outside and I'm asking the same question
No.254191
>>254184
Poor sensitive Manitoban. You never stood a chance.
So, rumor is that you're betting your butt and joining back in.
>>254185
Could be hotter. Probably will be hotter sooner.
No.254193
>>254192
Maybe today or tomorrow. Control your urges.
No.254194
Apparently my family is off in DFW so I'm alone at their house. What do?
>>254191
>hotter
I-I'm not ready to re-acclimate
No.254195
>>254181
yeah maybe
>>254177
i dont want to feel like i cheated you out of pics tbh
guess i could point out which thighs are mine in the collection if that counts
>>254191
>So, rumor is that you're betting your butt and joining back in.
i have also heard this rumor and am in support of such actions
No.254196
>>254191
that rumour is
a) false
b) has no basis in reality
c) implies i want my butt shown
No.254197
>>254189
>3C when walking to school
>feel like i'm melting
My body isn't ready
No.254198
>>254197
I just wore pic related today and it was maximum comfy
>>254195
i am ok with this
No.254201
>>254194
>What do?
butt stuff
>>254193
post >>254195
No.254202
>>254194
>>254201
better yet, invite a cute texas boy over to help you
No.254203
>>254202
100%
Also seems like my brother just got here.
No.254205
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>>254204
He stayed behind for eagle scout shit, apparently. I'm glad someone's here, at least.
No.254208
>>254205
Are you really glad?
Or did you want to do lewd things secretly?
No.254209
>>254203
good timing, hopefully hes as cute as pure Texas anon
No.254211
>>254205
Ill scout out your eagles :3
No.254219
>>254208
I've gotten lewd enough until next Thursday desu
No.254221
No.254223
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No.254225
>>254223
also sorry for the late reply I was playing warframe
No.254229
>>254225
donation tbh
Did that suit finish construction?
>>254226
Hello.
No.254231
>>254227
Canada anon… We don't speak spanish in Brazil. We say "Oi" here, like australians.
Anyway… how are you?
>>254229
Hey you. What's up?
>>254230
Hi! How are you?
No.254232
>>254229
Yes.
Also, the original is definitely off-limits.
No.254234
>>254231
o-oh yea
doing assignment
No.254235
did pure texas anon go to selep
No.254237
>>254234
I hope they are not stressful. Have a nice day, anon!
No.254238
No.254239
File: 1458103876421.png (577.17 KB, 901x889, 901:889, tmp_18407-1455754848391-12….png)
Think I'll post something super lewd involving pantyhose, whirring and 6000mg once I win.
>>254231
Not much. Almost passed out just now, watching the primaries.
>>254232
I have friends that play warframe but I never got into it.
And o-okay
No.254240
>>254237
i'm always stressed
No.254241
>>254239
please let me know where/when you post it
No.254243
>>254235
>>254236
I'm still alive.
No.254244
>>254238
Hello. I'm holding it together, what's up?
>>254239
I want to see it.
Also, MAGA!
>>254240
I know how to make you relax, it's such a shame that we live so far though.
No.254249
>>254201
Post your actual ones, or just the overview with the thumbnails?
>>254247
I'm not at all, but I definitely wouldn't mind if you went first this time.
No.254250
>>254249
just the collection with them circled i suppose
No.254251
>>254249
> if you went first this time.
no exceptions
No.254253
>>254250
How about just a thumbnail of both of them alone?
>>254251
Anon pls. It might be awhile.
No.254254
No.254259
>>254249
when
Also all I've had today is a kolache, a bit of cheese and 2 beers
No.254260
No.254261
>>254254
>>254255
Doing special things.
>>254259
>when
pls.
No.254264
>>254261
holy sweet baby jesus
No.254265
>>254261
yes pls
r8 my diet
No.254267
oh fug falling asleep and this shit isn't done yet
No.254269
>>254261
Lewd.
You take hormones?
No.254273
i might as well keep the lewd train going
generous donation
No.254276
>>254271
How is your skin so silky smooth?
No.254277
>>254273
if we ever by some chance did meet up all I'll be able to think about is that i've seen your dick
No.254279
>>254277
you're straight so it won't be a problem then
it's no different than seeing your friend having a shower at a public pool
No.254280
>>254279
I haven't gone to a public pool with a friend since like elementry plus they weren't leaky
No.254281
>>254273
thank you for such a nice and generous donation anon
>>254276
idk, the camera is pretty bad so it made it look a little better than it is but i dont really do anything special beyond lotion and exfoliating
No.254282
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No.254283
>>254280
really?
i mean i haven't gone to the pool with friends in a while but last time i went was in grade 10
also, it's unlikely i would be leaky at a pool, it's just the lack of fapping that was causing it
No.254285
>>254283
maybe it will happen if you continue on this path
No.254286
>>254285
>maybe it will happen
what will?
No.254287
>>254286
leakage everywhere
No.254288
>>254287
not a fan of nofap, so i'll probably be ok
No.254290
>>254287
>leakage everywhere
No.254291
>>254289
throw in the towel
it'll feel good
No.254293
>>254289
trust your instincts
also fuck forgot about the bag of popcorn I made
No.254295
>>254289
stay strong anon, i know you can survive
>>254287
>leakage everywhere
No.254298
>>254296
Need a small peek to hold you over?
No.254299
No.254300
>>254299
or blood sausage?
No.254302
>>254301
I think that's a yes. Sent.
No.254303
>>254289
If I can do it, you can too.
No.254308
>>254304
Eventually, horny anon.
>>254305
Shh.
No.254309
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No.254311
No.254313
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No.254314
>>254310
I don't know how to interpret that.
No.254315
No.254318
>>254317
Seeing you like this is kind of turning me on tbh.
No.254319
>>254318
You're doing this on purpose.
No.254320
>>254319
I'm not. I'm working on it. You'll understand the complication soon enough.
You might be a professional at it, but I'm not. It was difficult.
No.254322
>>254319
hes a massive tease and he knows it
pretty much bullying
No.254325
>>254322
pure Texas anon would never bully.
No.254329
>>254327
I have to keep swapping back and forth between masturbating to stay hard and taking a picture.
Could be more comfortable.
No.254331
No.254332
>>254329
>between masturbating to stay hard and taking a picture.
Be careful, anon.
You might shoot your load and lose.
No.254333
>>254332
haggle for a pic of the second after he stops edging
No.254334
>>254332
Might have one.
>>254333
Behave. I don't know if I will do more than one.
No.254335
I don't like taking complicated pictures. There's always something wrong.
No.254336
>>254334
Careful, anon. You wouldn't want your pepperoni roll photo shoot to end with a commitment to a girly clothes photo shoot as well
No.254339
>>254337
I have it.
Just kind of looking at finished product and questioning myself a bit.
No.254340
>>254334
>Behave
sorry anon just having some fun
No.254341
>>254339
we're both embarrassed, anon
No.254342
>>254339
Feeling unmanly, girly Texas anon
No.254344
>>254341
It will all be worth it. I think.
I'm going to send it. Do not bully.
>>254342
>unmanly
You have no idea.
No.254345
>>254344
Oh? Did you sissy it up?
No.254347
>>254345
I might try to target my audience a little.
>>254346
In case you were wondering, it is isn't very comfortable.
No.254349
>>254347
>I might try to target my audience a little.
making me curious desu
what did you do?
No.254350
>>254347
I'm curious, how did you make it sissy? Did you put a ribbon on it?
No.254351
>>254349
>>254350
Jalisco's eyes only this time. I had some ideas and I think they went okayish.
No.254352
>>254351
>this time
Anyway, when?
No.254353
>>254351
>Jalisco's eyes only this time.
No.254355
>>254352
The last one was pretty bad as well tbh. This one was even worse.
>when
Soon enough, horny anon.
>>254353
Sorry, anon. It's too much.
No.254356
>>254347
>it is isn't very comfortable
I appreciate the effort, cute anon.
No.254359
>>254358
Eight days. You can do it, anon.
w
No.254360
>>254358
You have a very nice body, anon. You're also quite generous.
No.254363
>>254358
Also, you should have sent yours first. It would have helped a lot with mine.
No.254364
>>254360
>>254363
Thanks.
You can still take a close-up if you want.
No.254365
>>254364
I may be able to do that since that was pretty generous.
No.254367
This is difficult to do now without losing.
No.254370
No.254371
No.254372
>>254371
not yet
I'm more embarrassed than aroused.
No.254374
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>>254372
One doesn't preclude the other tbh
No.254375
My blanket is too small tbh
No.254377
>>254372
I lost my embarrassment and gained something else after opening that email.
No.254380
>>254378
Do you want to be treated like someone's play toy, anon?
No.254383
No.254384
>>254381
You seem eager, anon. Are you about to lose control?
No.254386
>>254385
Are you planning to do something like this perhaps?
Also, I've taken them. Just choosing between some.
No.254388
>>254387
I almost just did a few minutes ago.
No.254389
>>254388
You should finish tbh
No.254390
>>254389
this
then order your girly clothes
No.254391
>>254389
I'm sure you want me to for more reasons than one.
No.254392
>>254391
You just need a little push.
No.254394
>>254392
I can probably say the same about you right now.
No.254395
No.254398
>>254395
Almost there, anon.
Maybe I'll just send multiple. Or is that too much?
No.254399
>>254398\
>Maybe I'll just send multiple.
that is acceptable
No.254400
>>254399
Kind of a lot of images. Pretty embarrassing.
Maybe you'll do something generous as well in the future.
Almost ready.
No.254405
>>254403
Sorry. It's a bit embarrassing to send so I was naturally hesitating.
Anyway, sent. I'm sure I'll regret everything once I'm thinking straight again.
No.254407
Someone should have stopped me.
No.254409
>>254405
>>254407
Not bad, big Texas anon.
No.254410
I can't focus on anything anymore.
No.254413
>>254412
He's feeling generous.
I'm sure he'll share.
No.254415
We'll see about that, slut.
No.254416
>>254412
Maybe I'll consider sharing a little eventually.
>>254415
It'll go away. It always does. A break from lewdness and I'll be fine.
No.254417
This is basically torture.
Which one of you thought this competition would be a good idea.
No.254418
No.254419
>>254418
You're right. It was my idea. It went much better than I thought it would.
Although, ending up in this position wasn't part of my plan at all.
No.254420
>>254419
I think you're having fun.
No.254421
>>254420
I might be.
Things are going even better than I planned. But, I'm not done just yet, so I refuse to lose.
No.254424
I think I'm better now.
Bit too close.
No.254426
>>254424
It will only get worse.
No.254428
>>254426
Worse or better?
I'd be quite satisfied if you did something that was enough to make me lose.
No.254430
>>254428
Worse, I'm sure.
You'll see.
No.254431
>>254430
>You'll see.
What do you mean by this?
No.254434
>>254432
We'll see, anon. We'll see if whatever you have planned will do anything.
No.254435
>>254434
Maybe you're just trying to get free pictures.
No.254439
>>254435
Maybe I am. It would be nice.
Either way, you have what you wanted, and I don't have much left to offer.
No.254440
No.254441
>>254440
And what are you willing to trade for that?
No.254442
>>254441
Nothing cause you'll lose.
No.254443
>>254442
You should know I have no plans to lose.
Tonight is likely the closest I could've got to losing and I still haven't.
No.254445
>>254443
You can use those pictures in your fantasies if you want.
No.254446
>>254445
Same goes for you if you can get into that. You should let me know if you do, of course.
No.254455