No.196402
> I like boys
> my ideal partner is a complete basement dwelling NEET
> possibly autistic and obese, completely inexperienced when it comes to sex, relationships
> bi-curious mostly because no women would fuck him
> obsessed with video games, animu, possibly ponies and other such autistic crap
> has come to terms with the thought that nobody would even mercy-fuck him
> has no friends, is depressive, would even an hero himself if he weren't such a pussy
> then he meets me and I suck him off while he plays pokemans on his gba, we jerk each other off to chinese cartoons, indulge together in his nerdy hobbies
> I change his life for the better, he becomes completely dependent on me for sexual pleasure; I am the only one who can offer him affection
> I destroy his boypussy and dress him up in grill's clothes, make him my bitch
You can surely see the advantages of completely owning such a desperate creature. The only problem is I can't find one.
I tried Tinder and various gay hookup apps, but they're full of fit, confident people and STD-ridden normie faggots. Hell, the kind of people I'm searching for don't even have Facebook accounts!
Help me, /cuteboys/, where can I find such nerds?
No.196403
No.196407
>Literally everything I've ever wanted, but know I can never find because I almost never leave my house.
Honestly, if things are as bad as they are now in four years (when I hit 30), I probably will just end it all.
No.196410
>>196403
All I ever see on this board are fit twinks and feminine crossdressing bois. If I were a smooth twink I'd have no problem getting sex. People with high self esteem are not part of my fetish.
>>196407
OP here, I know you're out there. But it's a fucking communication tragedy.
No.196414
>>196410
You say that but I'm one of them. I'm a crossdressing twink virgin who, like >>196407 this poster, will hit 30, become a wizard, and disappear. The tragedy is that everyone here that is a perfect match lives miles and miles away
No.196415
>>196414
I feel for you, man. If such is the state of things, then this is, indeed, a fucking tragedy.
Some people said I should try Fetlife, but I'm skeptical.
No.196419
>>196415
The grass isn't greener is what I mean. Looks don't matter at all it seems unless you look absolute hideous, but even then I know absolutely hideous people who are married. My looks will fade away with time and then i will go away.
I looked at fetlife, and for people like me it's just a bunch of people wanting a quick lay. Also there isn't much of a crossdressing/trap scene here either, it's more the 40+ year old crossdressers and just gay people who are just vanilla gay. Good luck I guess.
No.196421
>>196419
I target the damaged and the unfit because I, myself, have crippling self esteem issues.
I am a 30yo fat fuck, indeed, but in time I have learned this is not actually a problem. I am a productive member of the society, have a job, and some responsibilities, yet I am completely stunted when it comes to sex and relationships.
I feel like I can only form relationships with people with lower self esteem than mine, because I also have attachment issues. The thought of my significant other being able to leave me at any time for somebody else makes me shiver. It's not that I'm jealous, it's just that I feel like the relationship market is highly competitive and I cannot play the fucking game. Why should I care for somebody who will abandon me immediately for someone who is better?
If I find a NEET, chances are the attachment would be real and I would have little to no competition. I would feel safe in such a relationship.
No.196422
>>196419
This. I'm the guy responding to you on /r9k/ and we're all on a fucking clock. The fact is a lot of us don't want some cheap fling, we want something special. So we keep our coco, stay clean, dress up and smile for the camera, and try to get sex off or minds for the day. Shit's grim but we can't give up. There has to be someone, right?
No.196423
>>196422
>keep our coco
Autocorrect what the dick
No.196424
No.196425
No.196426
>>196421
>I am a productive member of the society, have a job, and some responsibilities, yet I am completely stunted when it comes to sex and relationships.
Yep, exactly like me. I'm 24, have my life plan written, but no room to put in relationships or fun.
>The thought of my significant other being able to leave me at any time for somebody else makes me shiver. It's not that I'm jealous, it's just that I feel like the relationship market is highly competitive and I cannot play the fucking game.
I feel this as well. I'm the type of person who will love for and care for something through all their flaws, and would always be loyal, but it seems the world no longer is like that. I'm not a NEET but I'm not even in the game. I'm so oblivious too that I wouldn't even know if someone cared about me, but I doubt anyone has anyway. I hide my skinny frame look under my clothes, nothing is obvious.
>>196422
I'm not on /r9k/ but
>The fact is a lot of us don't want some cheap fling, we want something special
Fuck that made me shiver because that is exactly what I think. Except because I am a virgin and have never dated I can never express that without being laughed at and some "experienced" assholes telling me I'm thinking wrongly. I have gotten to the point in my life where I want something serious, but society doesn't want anything serious it seems.
No.196430
Shall I try my local brony community? I hope they're not just idiotic 13 year olds.
No.196431
>>196425
I just want to say that I'm a massive loser and your post made me erect tbh
No.196432
>>196430
No bronys have separate problems, and it's autism not being a NEET.
No.196434
>>196432
autism is fine with me, why not? and I thought it goes hand in hand with being a neet
No.196436
>>196434
Because I know and have lived with autistic people. It's much more than what you said before. They are difficult to deal with. And it doesn't go hand in hand with being a NEET at all. People overuse the word "autistic" to mean quiet or reclusive which is a misnomer. Bronys are straight up autistic.
I would have been a NEET if I didn't force myself to get a job and go to school. I'm not autistic, but I have given up.
No.196437
>>196436
now that you mention it, I had a crush on a coworker with aspergers, she accepted me in a way, but she kept saying sex does not interest her, and she would talk about league of legends all day long - as if that was the only thing keeping her alive. extremely difficult to deal with, in the end I had to break off the "relationship".
No.196438
>>196410
>All I ever see on this board are fit twinks and feminine crossdressing bois.
look in the sadness thread.
No.196441
>tfw fit most of those except for liking ponyshit
>tfw only browse /cuteboys/ to look
>tfw always get depressed because I'm too ugly to exchange lewds with or hook up with a /cuteboy/
No.196442
No.196444
>>196441
Chances are you aren't too ugly at all for that. Even if you looked good you wouldn't do it either.
I know the feeling too well
No.196446
No.196447
>>196441
Most people don't exchange face pics anyway because it triggers the straightfags.
No.196448
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>>196444
>Chances are you aren't too ugly at all for that
Trust me.
>>196447
I think my face is the best thing about me. I would probably have a nice face if I wasn't so fat.
No.196449
>>196448
I know you've probably heard this a lot, but.
Lose weight?
No.196450
>>196449
I've tried, but something or other has always come up after a couple months and stopped me. Usually just sends me spiralling deeper into a depression. Really, I've just been waiting to die for years now.
No.196456
>>196448
I love fatties. As long as they are not hairy, I would love to be together with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj84iFp8klI
I love this type of body.
No.196457
>>196456
What hair I have is spread over enough body that I don't look too awful hairy. I guess that's something.
No.196459
>>196457
i-i like your belly
No.196463
>>196447
Do you mean the guys that won't accept anything other than 10/10 extremely feminine traps?
No.196495
No.196548
>>196463
Now him of course, but yes. People here don't accept any traps here except those who are taking hormones. I could never post my face here because I don't pass. Too many "bifags" who just want girls with dicks.
No.196553
that sounds like the ideal life for me, if only you werent in romania :s
No.196612
>>196447
>tfw admin won't gas the straightfags.
No.196617
>>196612
Admin is a straightfag
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No.196637
>>196448
I would accept you just like you are. I'm past the phisical aspect thing, and I also have a sweet tooth for fatties.
No.196752
most of the people from wizardchan are like you describe. and by most I mean all.
No.196806
>>196548
Another reason why people have very high standards is a form of self-sabotage.
No.196811
>>196402
boy howdy i can pretend to be the man you want just let me take a vacation
No.196813
>>196447
it's all in the intention. i'll fuck an adorable faggot until his asshole gives up as long as he knows where he stands
at some point, trapchasers just want to have a bro who likes to drink cum. when you hold yourself to societal feminine beauty standards but still look like a man, we would have to make ourselves lie just to feel our balls slapping on your taint
if you crossdress just say so. "trap" has taken a huge new direction and for some reason embraces breasts as well as bulimia, rather than hot twinks in slutty skirts dancing for pole position.
No.196855
Hey OP. We exist. Mind you we don't leave the house for obvious reasons so the only chance you have is a place like this. Even then we'll probably find a reason to avoid you because we hate ourselves so much, whether it be out body image, our avoidant personality, our bizarre hobbies or a combination and then some.
Uhh, yeah. That's all I have to say. I hate how tall I am and I have a weird weight distribution. I'm also anxious and suspicious that this thread is just another guise for people to make fun of our sort. Sorry if that isn't the case.
No.196865
>>196806
I guess so. But it really prevents a lot of people who are boys from posting. It's rather unfair seeing some posters being put down. Even that fucking thread with the cute as fuck Canadian anon thats on page 1 right now, some asshole commented that his face wasn't girly. Seriously, some of the people here are expecting way too much or impossibilities.
>>196813
The term "trap" started getting taken over by trans people who don't give a fuck that they post their full face and spread assholes because they can't hold down a real job that isn't porn. Technically I'm a trap based on the old days (2005) standards, but now I'm reduced to "crossdresser" because people keep moving the goalposts.
No.196986
>>196402
i found a guy like you once, explained his desire in pretty much the exact same way. he told me i was too skinny, and to maybe get back to him if i could put on "i dunno, like 40lbs?"
do you like skinnies? :(
No.197497
>>196855
You're paranoid. I really am past the point where physical appearance matters. Fat, skinny, ugly, deaf, blind, crippled, I don't care. All I care is what I can do together with such a person. No fear of rejection, no judjing, just pleasure and cuddling and enacting all our fantasies.
But yea, the more I search, the more I see there is no chance I'll find what I want near me.
No.197503
>>196402
Are you saying that you like autistic obese guys or are you saying that you're a autistic obese guy? I don't really follow what you're saying here.
No.197518
>>196865
I wonder when people are going to take the final step and make it okay for traps to have Vaginas too.
No.197540
>>197497
>All I care is what I can do together with such a person. No fear of rejection, no judjing, just pleasure and cuddling and enacting all our fantasies.
>no judjing
>enacting all our fantasies.
That's really sweet, but isn't it kinda unrealistic? Surely you're gonna hit a point where you disagree on something. Like, what if you find the first hundred fetishes equally hot, but then one of you doesn't like watching cumfarting bears giving reacharounds to bald twinks? Surely then you're back to being a normie couple if you can't feel totally comfortable around each other?
No.197541
>>197518
Considering fapping to guys totally isn't gay if they dress like chicks, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that was next.
No.197807
>>197540
>That's really sweet, but isn't it kinda unrealistic? Surely you're gonna hit a point where you disagree on something.
Of course we would reach such a point. But it's important we do as much as possible before reaching it :)
No.198139
>>196448
Holy shit, go for a jog sometime.
No.198268
I'm your description but skinny :(
No.198378
Yeah OP I get what you mean. This whole seduction/being liked business is cutthroat as fuck and I feel like I just can't keep up.
It'll happen some day, just got to get used to the game
good luck man
No.198519
I'm an emo kinda-cuteboy in the midwest. 20yrs old im tall and skinny with long hair. Never had a bf kinda antisocial..
Anyways im looking for a sugardaddy type of thing.. really just want an older guy to take me in and take care of me/make me his bitch. Im into CDing and playing with toys but to paranoid to post pics. Ill send some thru email if i actually find someone interested. Im willing to relocate to anywhere. Email is uhnmd66@gmail.com
No.198661
>>198378
where are you from? r u a cuteboy? r u a disgusting fat fuck? either way, let's talk
squirtle@8chan.co
No.199721
>>198378
>This whole seduction/being liked business is cutthroat as fuck and I feel like I just can't keep up
>Give up because of all these qtasfuck boys with perfectly straight thick dicks and beautiful perfect skin and child bearing hips and perfect tummis and perfect hair and perfect everything
>While sulking and feeling sorry for myself a cute boy on the other side of the country sweeps me off my feet, flies 2000km over to meet me, tells me I'm cute, tells me I'm smat, and tells me he'll love me forever.
>Asks nothing in return, just that I love him back
>Don't even know what I can ever do to be good enough for him
I don't even know, I'm trying as hard as I can to live up to the cuteboy he deserves, but I'm sure any day now I'll wake up and have dreamt the last few months of my life.
I'm sorry for slight offtopic, I'm not sure if I even misinterpreted the post, but life doesn't seem so cutthroat after all from where I'm standing
No.199767
I like ponies!
I would never let myself become an obese NEET though. How else can I afford psychedelics from the Internet?
>tfw no cuteboys in 3 hour radius
No.199770
>>196421
>relationship market is competitive
Sure if you are shooting for AF/BB.
All I want is a relationship based on wanting a relationship! Fuck me right?
>>196426
:'(
No.199772
>>196436
Bronies get a bad name because the most outspoken are the most autistic
No.199774
>>196402
That's my fantasy too OP..
God I love the idea of having some fat autistic brony boy to fuck all day while he watches girl cartoons. It has nothing to do with wanting to feel superior or anything and everything to do with what I just think is unbelievably cute
No.199775
No.199802
Well, fuck. It's just too good to be true that there would be a cuteboy who actually gets turned on by my manchild interests and social awkwardness. I'm not fat, though.
No.199805
Oh OP, if only there was someone like you here in the UK
No.202944
>>196402
That is one of the nicest buttholes I've ever seen
No.203028
>>199721
Really happy for you anon, but it sounds like you're really, really lucky. Things like these don't happen for us star-crossed bastards :(
No.203062
>>196402
You disgust me!!!
No.203070
>>203062
gypsy fight when?
No.203183
Ok, they aren't much online, too shy, they live with parents, whoever will take them. Volunteer somewhere who works with special needs maybe?
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>>196402
This is my dream. Man or woman I don't really care anymore. I just wanna be controlled by somebody at this point.
Though now I'm actually taking steps to not being a NEET and am making an effort to take control of my life.
I'm so conflicted
No.203201
No.203203
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>>203201
Mainly sexually I'd say. I just want someone to sweep me off my feet and just tell me what to do in bed. But I guess I still want my freedom in my autistic interests and hobbies and maybe I could share those with them. Maybe they could lightly bully me a bit saying that they're the only one who would ever love someone like me. Shit like that would be pretty good.
I just want affection
No.203206
Hah, should've asked me couple of years ago, I'd totally be your guy, too bad I got my shit together.
No.203207
>>203203
>I just want someone to sweep me off my feet and just tell me what to do in bed.
how big are you?
>But I guess I still want my freedom in my autistic interests and hobbies and maybe I could share those with them.
Like what?
>I just want affection
Luckily for you I have an endless supply of that!
unluckily for you, you more than likely live over 500 miles away.
No.203214
>>203207
>how big are you?
About 5ft8 and 170lbs and a lot of people tell me that I don't really look it though I'm planning out losing weight and just working on a lot of stuff as time goes on like skin care and what not.
>Like what?
Anime, vidya, writing, movie watching, a bit of furfaggotry but really all I do is just look up porn on /furry/ or whatever, recording no commentary runs of games and stuff like that.
>that spoiler
Most likely, I live up in Oregon. Recently finally moved from California.
No.203215
>>203214
>I was right
But there'll be a boy to dote on you eventually, by your description you sound a bit chubby but with a layer of cuteness underneath.
still becoming non-neet status would be a good thing
No.203218
>>203215
Well thank ya anon. Hopefully I can find someone eventually. I wish luck in your quest as well.
And yeah trust me I'm definitely working on it. Moving out was definitely the kick I needed.
No.203962
Hello OP, are you me?
I have this interest too, of fixing broken boys. I've attempted way too many times to implement it
99% of the time they flake out before meeting
In many cases the guy in question isn't actually willing to let me fix his life, people hate change.
then there's those who want to be a sub but clearly have no idea what it means, and turn out to be generally arrogant/disobedient people
and all the rest failed due to random sexual incompatibilities
It's a lot harder than you'd think to find a nerd who wants to be fixed
No.203984
>>198661
I left you an email, you best fucking answer
No.204010
No.204011
>>203962
>nerd
>being fixed
What needs to be fixed anon?…
No.204056
>>204011
Did you not read the OP?
Areas i'm mainly interested in:
1. Weight training. I want to turn a fat slob into a lightly muscled cutie
2. Diet management, because fat is no fun.
3. Obedience training. Learn to obey, to please, and to put someone else first in your life
4. Outfits. I'd choose what you wear, etc. things that are pleasing to me, and usually pretty
5. socialising. I take my subs out and do stuff
i'll be a good domme for a nice neet boy someday x
No.204059
>>204056
no i was meaning, whats wrong about being a 'nerd'
No.204060
No.204102
>>204059
When it becomes your only identity, and you mix it with being NEET.
Honestly, I used to be a NEET nerd, but then I popped a molly and it changed my life.
I proceeded to drive 1500 miles to Fargo, walked into a Papa John's, got hired, realized I had invented something in the last year that was marketable, started a business, then sold that business for 50 grand. Life couldn't be better.
Just don't be retarded.
No.204192
>>204056
>>204060
No no pick me!
;_;
No.204215
>>204102
That's bullshit but I believe it
No.204216
>>204056
that is my dream too, but I have neither the time nor the funds to actually do it right now
No.204233
My ideal partner is just someone who's cute and likes to play games and weeb shit.I play mostly console and handhelds (I'm getting a gaming computer next yr) and would love to cuddle me and to go out with me. I'll cook for him and stuff and we could watch movies or whatever as he sits on my lap.
I'll bully him lewdly too.
Though once I finished reading what you wrote I do realize I have a preference for people who "have had it rough". Not because I want to take advantage of their self esteem issues like you OP, but because they themselves would understand my self esteem issues and why I'm sort of clingy. They'll be able to see where I'm coming from better and vice versa.
Anyways tfw no qt bf in Mass.
No.206888
>>196402
This is basically me
I hate myself so much
No.206889
>>204233
Oh, didn't see this before I posted. I'm from Mass as well, what part are you from?
No.206943
400 pound, 25 year old 6'4" depressed agoraphobe assburger, here.
Would take you up on the offer, but I'm actually in a loving relationship with a cute, thin emo girl who likes being crushed and pegging my big gay league nerd ass
No.206957
>>204056
what are your thoughts on someone with an eating disorder? the opposite of your dieting, but rather forcing them to eat healthy to get fit?
No.207050
>>206889
Western Mass. I'm 22. I'll love to talk, meet up, and hopefully date if you're not underage.
(I have been looking in the Northeast thread, but no luck so far. I apologize if you're the underage guy who msged me last night, but I'm looking for 18+).
No.207188
>>207050
Nah, I'm 20. But I'm kinda terrible at the whole "life" thing.
No.207203
>>207188
What do you mean anon? Like you don't go out much? Or?
Also I don't really know you, but I'll love to get to know you. Have a kik or email or something?
No.207204
Have similar fantasy, however would want short skinny androgynous fucboi - at first I'd want them to be weirded out by the idea of being feminized. Would love a side bitch from my girlfriend, make a lot of money and have plenty of time off (In the oil business freelance) so would be able to fund a apartment/shitloads of outfits/toys for my secret plaything - this will probably never happen though, so it's all just wishful thinking.
6', athletic city playboy.
No.207206
>>207204
Mirin. I hope I get that in shape
No.207208
>>207204
You look and sound like a cunt, so this board probably isn't for you.
No.207210
>>207208
This boards for everybody cunt.
No.207253
>>207210
no
no it's not
normies please get out
No.207259
>>207253
>normies
Geez…. Will we be seeing a shooting perpetrated by someone from /cuteboys/?
No.207266
>>207210
>big guys
fine
>narcissist
>str8
>girlfriend
>wants to cheat
>using the term "fucboi"
none of this
>>207259
No.
No.207271
No.207277
>>207259
>implying killing city of London financier vermin is a bad thing
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No.207281
>>207203
Yeah, basically. Anxiety and depression is not a good combination for making friends.
And I've got a kik: surewhynot67
No.207285
No.212725
>>196402 You described me to the T, I live in Texas, I have a stuffed fluttershy I play FFXIV while I watch MLP and Animu, and I'm bi was only able to do it with one girl in my life but I am scared to try it with a cuteboys or trap
No.212737
>>207259
Anthony Fantano? Is that you?
No.212902
>>207204
Generic fetish is generic. Take a fatty and make them your /fit/ power bottom bf.
No.212992
Umm..I'm right here? If a failed normie who's still a virgin, possibly autistic, and getting fat again is what you're into.
No.219417
c-can i come live with you? x:
No.219457
>>212992
Im not op but …Yes you are
>>206943
How have you two not made any porn?
No.219634
>>196402
You've really somewhat described me OP, and I'm worried that this is really all a joke or something since I've thought about giving up on the idea that someone would like me for any reason…
No.219827
>>196402
If I was still a teen I'd take you up on that, since it describes me fairly well, though I'm not a brony. But I am a hugless virgin with no friends.
No.219900
>>219827
>If I was still a teen I'd take you up on that
How is being older stopping you?
No.219999
>tfw 6'4 225
>tfw all you want to be is a /cute boys/ trap bf but you can't because you're chubby, hairy and tall
I hate life.
No.220000
>>219999
so find a 6'5" guy or be an amazon qt.
No.220059
>>219900
nothing except for my mindset I suppose, I just feel as if I missed gay prime.
No.224490
>>196402
Awww, you wanted them to be obese :'( guess that's a no-go for me -.-;
No.224493
>>224490
So who wants to see a picture anyways? I fit most of the description.. I'm told I'm fairly cute though
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No.225042
>>199805
I'm right here anon!
No.225043
>>196402
I'm everything you described, OP.
Except I'm actually working towards becoming cute on my own before trying to find a nice older man to take care of me so I can play housewife.
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No.225112
I'm a neet basement dweller, but I don't really like ponies and I'm not obese. Also don't really like the idea of wearing womens clothes.
No.225115
>>225112
>Also don't really like the idea of wearing womens clothes.
Think of them less as "womens" clothes and more of cute clothes. Men have no equivalent of thigh highs, mini skirts, frilly socks etc. I'd wear a skirt all the time to show off my legs but I don't want to be stared at everywhere I go.
No.225122
>>225115
truthfully I don't really concern myself with clothes too much, as long as he was nice and not hideous I'm game.
No.234621
so has anyone said /r9k/ yet? it's the perfect place for what you want
No.234671
>>234621
OP said autistic not total worthless piece of shit.
No.234703
>>234693
I already have a bf but that's cute, maybe you could try the zeemap? Worked for me!
No.234722
>>234693
I'm on my phone, but saved your pics and contacts for later, cutie
No.234758
Try Krautchan (int board)
They're full of that type.
No.234765
>>234671
No OP described the typical NEET KHV from /r9k/ perfectly
No.234781
No.234785
I can't understand your desires. Anyway, I've seen disgusting things on this theard.
No.234821
>>196402
t-this is me, is op the senpai i need?
No.234846
>>203214
I appreciate your taste in lewd comics friend.
No.234944
>>196402
Im pretty much all the things OP wants.
Im lonely to the point I would let this happen.
I really am tired of the loneliness.
No.234978
>>203214
>A fellow Oregon anon
>All those great interest
Shit anon where are you at in Oregon? Please don't say Portland.
No.235129
Every time I read this thread I feel like OP is a serial killer. It's the "if it sounds too good to be true, then it is."
And this is like, the ultimate "too good to be true." Like anybody who goes for this is going to wind up in a ditch somewhere with their throats slit.
Maybe I'm just pessimistic, but I've always thought that if somebody comes on to me this hard, they have to have an ulterior motive and it's going to end poorly for me one way or the other. Nobody's just going to walk up to me and be like "Hi I want to fuck your big hairy ass until my dick falls off."
No.235185
>>234978
Not that anon, but I'm in the Grants Pass area. I like vidya, skinny cute boys, and movies too.
Slight furfaggotry too. Are we all me?
No.235283
>>235185
>Not Portland
Yeah!
>Grant's Pass
Fuck!
I'm in the Bend area so Grant's Pass might as well be Portland. Damn why can't there be any cute boys in my area. You also have nice interests fellow anon.
Nah, cute boys just happen to have similar interests I guess. At least in the Oregon area.
No.235804
>>235129
OP here, I can see your point. Even if this fetish of mine seems completely normal to me, I can understand how people might be weirded by it. Anyway, it does not matter, since I will never find what I am searching for.
Meanwhile, I found a girlfriend. Yet I still lust after cock and it's slowly killing me inside.
No.235969
>>235283
The trick to finding cute boys is to just go to Portland. That's where I am - all the way from Alabama.
Needless to say things are better here.
No.235974
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I'm an average 1.75 mts latin guy, average face, average body, not even an starter cuteboy and my dream is to meet somebody who has a nice body and trains me to be his bitch: pay me hormones, make me do excerside and diet, chain me when I suck his dick and finally, love me. Average fetish I know, but I reaally want that.
No.238665
>>196402
I know someone who meets all this criteria and has an obvious crush on me.
Its a shame hes completely incompetent and a massive drunk.
No.238693
No.238703
>>235974
>average face
Nah, it's cute
>average body
well, gonna need to see more of your body to make that decision.
See, you're cute, would actually want to kidnap you and make you be my cute little slave
No.238745
>all these people replying with "that's me"
>even then OP can't find someone even though there's probably like 30 guys replying so
This thread is simply discouraging for the type you're looking for OP. Thanks.
No.238997
>>207204
Would I get to lick your cum out of your gf? ;3
No.239825
>>196402
I can not call you human for being this disgusting.
Ayy lmao.
No.240006
>>196402
Well it's a spectrum. You probably could actually find someone with Aspergers who you'd fit well with, but bronies usually move past that into the full blown autistic range. That would be difficult to live with.
No.240069
>>240006
You can only spend so much time with Asperger tards, they are annoying by nature.
I would know
No.241442
>>196402
Lol youre literally describing me
Add me on xhamster - iliuma