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 No.201102

Might sound weird but I've been looking forward to watch more of this stuff to go out of the routine of hetero-romantic shit everywhere, any recommendations would be great.

http://webmup.com/d403f/vid.webm

webm related, it's a danish movie called Kapgang

 No.201103

Boku No Pico


 No.201110

I enjoyed these quite a bit:

Latter days (2003)

Were the world mine (2008)

Noordzee, Texas (2011)

Beautiful thing (1996)

Patrik 1.5 (2008)

Have yet to see Kapgang…


 No.201125

>>201110

Thanks! Gonna check them out~

Kapgang is kinda like one of the movies you listed, so if you enjoyed those you might enjoy this one too.


 No.201129

>>201102

aww that was so cute. :'3


 No.201140

>>201102

Sure, there's "Being Gay Is So Sad" "Gays Have It Hard" Gay Suicide" "Gay Basher 3" and my personal favorite "Romeo and Romeo: GET IT IT'S ABOUT TWO DUDES"

I really don't get the fucking point of gay films, they're all the damn same. Boring tripe about how hard it is being gay. It basically all follows a formula.

1. Guy discovers gayness.

2. Guy falls for Guy.

3. Gay are discovered by the non-gays.

4. DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!

And then you get a choice of four endings

5A. Gays run away and are happy.

5B. One or Two Gays are killed.

5C. Gays are bashed but still have each other. 5D. Everyone suddenly loves the gays.


 No.201150

I'm surprised no one mentioned Weekend (2011).


 No.201151

>>201140

I think that's more of the problem with romance stories than gay films in particular. There's just too few of them to have outliers in the trend.

One could say that the films themselves are outliers in their own right, but it won't matter much if they're pretty much the same as you say.


 No.201194

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>I Love You Phillip Morris

Based on a true story, about serial conman Stephen Russell (Jim Carrey) who breaks out of maximum security prisons several times to be with his bf Phillip Morris (Ewan McGregor). Good mix of funny and sad, and you get to see Carrey buttfuck a guy.

>The Birdcage

A young straight couple wants to marry, and her über-conservative traditional parents (Gene Wilder and Dianne Wiest) want to meet the in-laws before they allow the marriage. Unfortunately, his father (Robin Williams) runs a gay drag club, with his father's partner (Nathan Lane) being the star drag act. They then have to desperately try to pass for normies in time for the visit, and hilarity ensues. Ben Stiller effectively stole the plot for Meet The Fockers like the hack fraud he is.

And bonus mention for Hannibal, the recently cancelled Hannibal Lecter re-imagining. Even though it was a series, it requires a mention because the gay subtext ends up going off the fucking rails during season two (see gif).


 No.201195

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Holy fucking shit, /pol/ was right again.


 No.201197

>>201195

About what?


 No.201199

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>>201197

Pretty much everything.

>tfw no /pol/ bf to redpill and protect me from the jews, cultural marxism and goons


 No.201292

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>>201199

Man up, pussy. Also the Jewish-Lizardman-Illuminati conspiracy isn't real. Just because one side is wrong doesn't mean their opposition isn't.


 No.201308

>>201140

>>201102

I was about to say what anon said

gay movies are usually sad and usually weird (considering they seem to want to show sex relating to teens, which weirds me out, and one movie I watched when I was a kid, had a straight up pedo/chickenhawk in it who would dump guys as soon as they were over 20, then he starts trying to seduce the main character whos 15)

The only "gay" movie about not being straight that Ive actually liked took place in canada, and the entire movie is in french (which Im barely fluent in and had to rewind a few times)

but go ahead and watch edge of seventeen if you want, theres only like 20 movies out there like that anyway, youll be done with them in a week


 No.201309

>>201308

>>201102

I guess Id reccomend the first few seasons of Ren & Stimpy

they're practically a gay couple


 No.201332

The issue here is that being gay is not normal, so of course any movie with gay characters is going to be about being gay and nothing else.

Expecting otherwise would be like expecting a movie featuring people that have superpowers being anything other than a movie about superpowers.


 No.201423

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>>201292

But I didn't say anything about lizardmen or the Illuminati. Kind of suspicious that you brought them up.


 No.201425

>>201332

>Comparing being gay to been able to fucking fly and blow shit up with your eyeballs.

Shit ton of people are gay, shit ton of animals have a shit ton of gay sex going on. It's pretty fucking normal, but it won't be considered so if this kind of dumb special snowflake bollocks doesn't end.


 No.201445

>>201425

I think the only primates who have regular sex are bonobos (which were pretty related too) but those guys are ridiculous freaks who fuck everything in sight, the only time they dont fuck, the sons dont fuck the mother


 No.201446

>>201445

*regular frequent homosex


 No.201460

>>201445

Still not seeing the magical death laser shooting out of my dick like I'm the biggest bitch in the X-Men.


 No.201490

>>201460

>>201460

I'm not actually that anon


 No.201495

>>201490

Point still stands, no death laser dick.


 No.201500

>>201495

I have mouth skills that make sasha grey look like a nervous highschooler, when Ive only practiced on my dildo


 No.201554

How the fuck have none of you guys seen Weekend?


 No.201560

>>201554

because I already forced myself to watch a bunch of gay movies and been disappointed


 No.201562

>>201560

I would recommend that movie to straight people, thats how well written it is.


 No.201566

>>201562

…really?


 No.201570

>>201554

How the fuck have you not read the thread? >>201150


 No.201654

>>201425

>It's pretty fucking normal

It's not. Less than 3% of people are gay. In terms of the media, gays don't actually exist except to reinforce the stereotype to make straight people laugh, or to be the token gay character to make straight people feel better about themselves.

Yes, that's right. Even when a movie has a gay character, IT'S STILL FOR THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE!


 No.201683

>>201654

Slow down there, bucko. You're starting to sound like an SJW ("IT'S STILL FOR THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE!"). Honestly, I don't think statistics relating to gayness and all that shit are very accurate, nor do I really think it's something worth finding out what exact percentage of guys like to stick their penis in another guy's butt.

My point was more that being gay is an established thing, people are aware of it, there's no need for these weird "OMG! GAYS HAVE IT SO BAD!" films. I also don't think that those films are just made for straight people, I think a lot of faggots like to feel special and enjoy the drama that comes with "muh oppression"

To clarify my thoughts on this whole thread: Gay films are fucking retarded, shitty, and most likely overall damaging to the perception of gays.


 No.201692

>>201570

Must have missed your comment


 No.201727

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>gay movie thread

>handful of gay movie posts

>overrun with /pol/-tier whining about tumblrinas and society norms

Great thread, guys.


 No.201732

>>201727

Should be jpeg.


 No.201757

>>201566

It's more about the characters themselves instead of the whole "We're gay and in love and society will never accept us" crap many gay movies try and be. The actors have fantastic chemistry, and most of the film is kind of just them talking, sort of like Before Sunrise.


 No.201787

>>201654

I must write a screenplay, where the main character is a moassive faggot, but its not the center of the plot


 No.201800

>>201787

Or just don't write a retarded ass "gay film".


 No.201913

>>201153

I just watched this

I should hate this dumb movie

but I love it


 No.202100

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>>201787

The Dark Knight Rises beat you


 No.221377

All the films directed by Xavier Dolan are hot, gay and weird.


 No.221379

Cloud Atlas, in addition to being the only decent film by the Wachowskis since The Matrix, had one of its six central plots follow a gay protagonist. I actually like how it handles his sexuality; he's a con artist turned composer, and his sexual behaviors reflect it.


 No.221407

>>221377

I just saw Tom at the farm, fantastic film.

>>221379

Hahaha, no.


 No.221415

>>221407

>Hahaha, no.

Sure, the ending falls into one of these >>201140, but that's just the expectation from the FORBIDDEN LOVE plot. Most of these gay stories are written with these plot lines because that's what's most relevant (gay marriage was only just legalized, and the acceptance movement is still relatively young). Look at any straight forbidden love story and you'll see the same thing.

But let me hear your rebuttal, please. I wasn't saying Cloud Atlas was a perfect movie, but you need a bit more than "hahaha."


 No.221417

>>201425

I wouldn't say gay is the norm, but it is probably possible to have a movie or work of fiction where the protagonist is gay/bi/whatever and it doesn't center around their sexuality.

Alien has nothing to do with the protagonist being a women, she just happens to be one.

>>201195

What's with /pol/ and mentioning /pol/ when no /pol/-related issue has been brought up?


 No.221535

>>221417

Tales of Zestiria's pretty good in this regard. YMMV regarding 30 FPS lock, the rest of the story, and so forth, but it's pretty obvious Sorey and Mikleo are an item, and the game makes no big deal about it other than some of the other party characters shipping them occasionally.


 No.221589

>>221415

I liked Brokeback mountain, I don't mind the stuff you described if handled well.

Cloud Atlas wasn't handled well though. It was just, Oh god, I had to turn that shit off after watching it. I can't put it into words what i felt was wrong with it, but It felt like Watching The Room if the Room had a high Budget and wasn't funny, if that makes sense.


 No.221624

>>221589

I can't say it does make much sense, and I'm not sure if your problem was with the one character or with the movie as a whole, so I guess we'll agree to disagree.


 No.222772

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>>201102

An older, cute, Danish, gay film I've enjoyed is "Du er ikke alene".


 No.222775

>Browsing IMDb for some movie to watch

>Come across one about two gay guys

>Summary says: "They survived 15 years together through bullying, seperation, jealously blah blah blah until they encountered one thing that love couldn't triumph"

>Google the film for the wikipedia page

>That one thing love couldn't overcome was AIDs

I lost my shit.


 No.222776

>>221589

>Have a dream bf who loves you and would die for you

>lol fuck him I'm gonna go fuck this old man who steals my ideas for music and when he rejects me I'll shoot him and kill myself in a place where the man who loves me will easily find me

This isn't how real life works.


 No.222905

>>221535

I love Tales of, haven't played on in a while though. I was watching my buddy play Zestiria and all I could think of was how much I wanted to FUCK Mikleo.


 No.223184

>>222905

Considering his attitude with Sorey, I totally headcanon Mik as a power bottom. ^^;


 No.223191

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>>221589

YOU KNOW NUTHIN BOUT DA TRUE TRUE!


 No.226016

jitters

summer storm

the smell of us

guter junge

Life Love Lust 2010

The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things

mysterious skin

Whole New Thing (2005)

Wild Tigers I Have Known (2006)

Mandragora (1997)

Nico and Dani (2000)

Ken Park (2002)

Bad Education (2004)

If…. (1968)

Dream Boy


 No.226020

Sala Samobójców aka suicide room

plus the first 2 or seasons of skins uk is hawt


 No.227092

>>221589

>It felt like Watching The Room if the Room had a high Budget and wasn't funny

This sounds like what I imagine the lowest levels of Judeo-Christian hell to be like.


 No.236036


 No.236039

>>236036

its a personal favorite :3


 No.236040

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>>236036

>tfw when your name is nathan


 No.236086

Noordzee Texas is one I really liked :)


 No.236108

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This is cute.


 No.236147

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watch this faggots


 No.236264

Really loved A Single Man, watched it recently on Netflix at 4 in the morning, damn fine film, especially for a first film by the director.


 No.236415

>>201308

This movie anon?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.R.A.Z.Y.

I thought this was great. I'll lurk in this thread until someone posts something else of similar quality.


 No.236416

>>236108

Man I watched that like 8 years ago when I was a teen… shit.

I remember I was hungry for all this gay shit. I enjoyed it because it was moe. But for an anime it was pretty shit.


 No.241536

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Almost Normal (2005)

By far the closest I've seen to a normal, sane movie that is not full of faggotry or much SJW-pandering.

>A gay man approaching a mid-life crisis is tired of being different because he is gay. He wants to be normal. Suddenly he is yanked back in time to when he was in high school. But this time, the world is gay and to be straight is considered deviant behavior. Then something else happens. He meets a girl. And suddenly normal becomes …well almost normal.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1633e294c49c9bd6dc2d8ad6584818f6c330fbc2&dn=Almost%20Normal%20(2005)&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.gay-torrents.net%3a6970%2fa96f5cb956d0a6314ab6baeab755ef6a%2fannounce


 No.241564

what was the film with the guy whose father had named his kids after a david bowie album '3'


 No.241567

>>241564

Waait, hold on, I'm probably just thinking of this, after running through its Wikipedia page: >>236415


 No.254825

>>201102

Yea i watched kapgang recently. Didn't really understand it tho. It was like someone ran the acript thru google translate and used those as captions.

:/

seriously, why did he shit himself at the end?


 No.255009

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recommending all to some degree

>>201110

Noordzee, Texas (2011)

Beautiful thing (1996)

>>201150

Weekend (2011)

>>221379

Cloud Atlas

>>221589

Brokeback mountain

>>222772

"Du er ikke alene"

>>226016

mysterious skin

Wild Tigers I Have Known (2006)

Dream Boy

good post anon!

>>236147

happy together

>>236264

A Single Man

and I'll add :

Worried about the boy

*** highly recommended

13 Monden in einem Jahr

Gummo

Elephant

Milk

Maurice

Parting Glances

Death In Venice

Christopher and His Kind

Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence (1983)

Orlando

Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

Funeral Parade of Roses (1969)

Farewell My Concubine (1993)

East Palace, West Palace (1996)

** good

The Way He Looks

My Own Private Idaho

Mala Noche

Philadelphia

Stranger By The Lake

Dallas Buyers Club

Behind the Candelabra (2013)

Tropical Malady (2004)

* whatever

keep the lights on

velvet goldmine

Sunday Bloody Sunday

don't feel like listing everything there's more. and so much more i haven't seen.




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