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File: 1443017297211.jpg (1.77 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, P_20150923_150226[1].jpg)

 No.203335

Toys Thread!

Post your collections

and pics/vids of you using them

 No.203338

>>203335

>tfw no toys

damn


 No.203340

File: 1443018259342.jpg (780.84 KB, 1456x2592, 91:162, IMG_20150317_045058.jpg)

>>203338

RIP in peace anon

>>203339

its just a cheap one i got off amazon for cheap

and wow that looks pretty huge :3

oh i forgot my buttplug :P


 No.203341

>>203335

didnt even look at the toys tbh, eyes went straight to the screen to see if my benis was there.


 No.203342

>>203340

yeah, hopefully ill be getting some soon.


 No.203354

>>203342

well make sure you show us all when you do ^_^


 No.203357

File: 1443020675427.jpg (974.45 KB, 1456x2592, 91:162, IMG_20150321_013034.jpg)

>>203354

>>203342

forgot pic >.>


 No.203824

File: 1443136828585.jpg (1.29 MB, 1936x2592, 121:162, IMG_3960.JPG)

what's the best toy in regards to most pleasure for the anus?

buttplug? dildo? vibrator?

particular brand names are appreciated.


 No.203828

>>203824

The joy of having something in your ass or stimulating your prostate?


 No.203829

>>203828

whatever is going to give me the most intense ejaculation please x


 No.203830

>>203829

Depends if you like having big things up your ass.


 No.203835

>>203830

well i am fairly new, ive had sex with a couple guys who were id say 6 and above.

i dont know how to answer your question, lol.


 No.203836

>>203835

what did you enjoy the most out of having a dick up your ass?


 No.203852

>>203836

>>203836

Well the idea of feeling full was good but so was it when their cock was hitting my prostate but not slamming me.

I wanna buy one you that is really good.


 No.203854

File: 1443143211482-0.jpg (2.55 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20150731_200857.jpg)

File: 1443143211482-1.jpg (2.38 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20150812_191024.jpg)

My faggotry is beyond limits.


 No.203856

>>203854

Wowe man that is amazing.

What's with the lizard dicks?

The fuck machine looks good. An older guy used one on me once before, so intense.


 No.203857

File: 1443143572331.jpg (357.57 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 20150905_203831.jpg)


 No.203859

>>203852

get a realistic dildo to start with, its hard to fuck that up


 No.203862

File: 1443144828674.jpg (22.18 KB, 627x627, 1:1, girby.jpg)

>>203854

too much to choos from


 No.203863

File: 1443144896002-0.jpg (43.49 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 6406-00.jpg)

File: 1443144896008-1.png (919.9 KB, 1139x619, 1139:619, e82342b897b9c1bd69dff2394a….png)

>>203852

Honestly, my first toy was http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=6406 Feels fucking amazing. I've had so many hands free orgasms just using it. Better than that aneros shit anyday.


 No.203867

File: 1443145292832.jpg (962.68 KB, 1456x2592, 91:162, IMG_20150315_050630.jpg)

>>203854

>>203857

sweet jesus… o.o

>>203856

id try one of these if you like your prostate being massaged:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Classix-4-Prostate-Stimulator-Black/dp/B002QLMBHG/


 No.203869


 No.203872

File: 1443145708330.webm (1.21 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1422151658875.webm)

>>203869

yeah i need to get me one of those


 No.203890

>>203863

A fifth of the price too :o

Just need some were to conceal it


 No.203892

>>203890

I put mine in the closet.


 No.204221

File: 1443220357407.png (28.09 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, toys.png)

>>203892

thanks for your advice earlier, just bought these <3

might take a video when i have them

have 2 cock rings already


 No.204305

File: 1443238259636.jpg (1.55 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, image.jpg)

My kinky collection ;3


 No.204309

I got these two last year.


 No.204310

File: 1443240109118.png (1.45 MB, 1722x1824, 287:304, TantusToys.png)

>>204309

Picture didnt upload


 No.204314

File: 1443241034206.jpg (342.11 KB, 787x650, 787:650, collection.jpg)

I feel like more of a bi dom at heart despite my cuteboy postings, but being gagged might just be the best feeling ever.

I also own a set of clover clamps and a chastity cage that I forgot about.


 No.204378

File: 1443251278174.jpg (15.19 KB, 355x355, 1:1, toy.jpg)

I am about to go and buy this one. Do you guys think it is good or just a waste of money?


 No.204380

>>204378

I've heard that they're really good.'

I prefer a flat bottom plug, so I can sit down with it in my ass.


 No.204389

File: 1443255903031.jpg (1.4 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, toys.jpg)

>>203854

damn thats a lot of stuff, expensive stuff!

wish i had a fuckingmachine


 No.204421

File: 1443269321031.jpg (345.92 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, 006_full.jpg)

just got my first toy from bad dragon, hasn't arrived yet so i don't have pics (hence the stock photo)

r8 my choice of lizard dick


 No.204422

>>204305

what are those electrode things for?


 No.204427

File: 1443272520426.png (125.28 KB, 240x300, 4:5, 138064707629.png)

Does anyone know any USB controlled toys?

Preferably something my boifurendo can control while we play a game.

All I want to do is play FPSes while I'm the last trap standing while he teases me and talks lewd to me, trying to get me to die, only for me to take another objective and trigger a spawn of the team so I can release myself.


 No.204433

>>204422

Thar's my estim stuff, there 4 basic electrodes, the bullet, and 2 cockbands, along with the small power unit there


 No.204443

File: 1443277049803.jpg (1.71 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20150926_101524.jpg)

I just have anal beads…

I probably would own more if I had someone to use them on me. And didn't keep spending money on hobbies.


 No.204470

File: 1443283514486.jpg (5.31 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, toys.jpg)

Here are my toys. I just got the 2 on the left yesterday.

Already broke in the glass toy, lots of fun.


 No.204491


 No.204515

>>203863

Hey I had that! But I was too tight for it and never had decent lube


 No.204518

File: 1443291945745-0.gif (1.99 MB, 372x323, 372:323, 1383070318559.gif)

File: 1443291945746-1.jpg (64.95 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 59348-0.jpg)

>>204433

>>204422

>searching online

>looking through fetish gear

find chastity belt with metal buttplug

>metal buttplug is electrified

>dom puts chastity belt on sub

>dom has remote

>pressing button on remote causes buttplug to send out a shock through the subs colon

>mfw

Also I've only got this


 No.204520

>>204515

It's not like a shock, it's a nice stimulating pulse, the regular pads work for a nice massage kind of feeling too!

Of course you could of watched a horrifying video with extreme pain but that's not what I'm into


 No.204544

>>204221

Hehe, hope you have fun~

>>204389

They're a lot of fun, I built mine for less than 80$. ^^


 No.204547

>>204520

wrong post m8


 No.204548

What's the best place to get a tail butt plug from in the UK?


 No.204555

>>204547

Aww shit, meant >>204518


 No.204558

>>204544

how on earth?? :o


 No.204845

File: 1443369257275.jpg (3.91 KB, 300x200, 3:2, Palm.jpg)

Here's my one and only reliable toy.


 No.204852

>>204548

Amazon? I'm not UK but that's where I got mine.


 No.205074

File: 1443419456453.jpg (1.04 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_2951.JPG)

Here's my two toys.

>>203339

I'd love to know where your bf got that from anon :3


 No.205416

File: 1443481486488.jpg (3.29 MB, 4128x2322, 16:9, 1443481415761207797241.jpg)

He's me with a couple of my new toys


 No.205418

File: 1443481718766.jpg (612.47 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 14434817762271601275167.jpg)

Another x


 No.205434

File: 1443486743550.jpg (2.83 MB, 5184x3456, 3:2, ce0527123a85d14c0fcdac21f7….JPG)

Just bought my first one! One day shipping!


 No.205485

>>204518

Goddamn, do I cry for the loss of practical effects in movies.


 No.207099

File: 1443841898540.png (3.74 MB, 1366x1665, 1366:1665, Furry02.png)

Got my $20 dildo today.

Gonna put it in my butt soon.

Probably after a few more drinks.


 No.207104

I'm going to have the house to myself for a few days and I'm looking to buy something while nobody else is around to grab the mail and go through my stuff. Ive been browsing amazon trying to find something to start with, but I have no idea.


 No.207105


 No.207145

File: 1443856625667.jpg (3.87 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 8FjsRtg[1].jpg)

My toys.I like knots.


 No.207154

File: 1443859747295-0.jpg (32.72 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 57785-1.jpg)

File: 1443859747295-1.jpg (42.9 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 52008-1.jpg)

just bought these

already own a shitty rubber dong and a glass plug but these are both silicone so i'm hoping they're better :3


 No.207200

>>207099

Guinness, butt stuff?

Where do I sign up?


 No.207312

File: 1443907517053.gif (2.82 MB, 300x225, 4:3, 11582.gif)

does anybody have any suggestions on what to buy for a first toy?


 No.207314

>>207312

TO LEARN TO RUN YOU MUST FIRST LEARN TO CRAWL

YOU MUST AWAKEN THE SLEEPER TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF TOY YOU WANT

GOOD LUCK SEEKING ENLIGHTENMENT


 No.208879


 No.208932

File: 1444290027395.jpg (310.37 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 8th October 2015 - Toys!.jpg)

Doesn't include the other large plug I had in me, or the collar and cuffs that I forgot to include …


 No.208976

Would someone be nice and list a few sites shipping toys preferrably in EU at affordable price?

I can't/don't want to invest a hundred bucks on one dragon dildo.

My budget is more or less around 70eur.

I already have one 12" dildo and I've ordered an enema kit.

I'm looking for plugs/dils preferably medium/large.

Also jelly toys are shit tbh.


 No.209020

File: 1444319082258.png (125.58 KB, 655x666, 655:666, 1436249720012.png)

>>207312

I must have that reaction gif. Here's a pepe in exchange.


 No.209038

>>203854

so that's where all the dragon dildo unboxing threads came from.

I think I remember you from /g/


 No.209081

>>208932

oooh! bumblehooves! i bought one in mini which was way too small but it looks like it would be really fun in a bigger size. how do you like yours?


 No.209082

>>208932

>Mary

My nigga.


 No.209777

File: 1444473160025.png (1.02 MB, 985x738, 985:738, 20151010_061117.png)

Saw a couple of videos online where a guy had that Rambone buried to the balls, and when he'd lean back, there was this huge dick-shaped bulge in his abdomen like something out of a fucking hentai.

I wanna do that.

One day, I will, but for now I'm too nervous about internal injuries to make much progress. I can fit the entire purple double-ender in me though, and it still makes a decent little bulge.


 No.209780

>>203872

Is it healthy for your penis to be in this position? I really enjoy it because it goes kind of numb, but I'm afraid of breaking the muscle at the base of the penis. I'm also afraid might weaken my erections if I get my root muscle used to bending this way.


 No.210051

What's a good, >$30 dildo with balls for a virgin to buy?

I've been doing anal masturbation for a while now, but the biggest thing I've gotten into me was a fireplace cleaning brush handle with a size roughly the same as a banana, but straight and smooth. And even then, only about three inches or so of it.

Something realistic, but safe to use without a condom.


 No.210066

>>210051

I just bought a cheap one on amazon, seems well enough but I haven't been able to orgasm from it yet :s

You should try a prostate massager, I hear those work really well


 No.210068


 No.210419

>>209081

This one's the medium. It's fantastic! :o

Later on, I want to get a larger one, but this is still quite good. The ring is incredibly pleasurable to get up to and over, but after that, it's the stretch you get from the amazingly thick base that'll nearly get you off just from pushing it all the way in.

Its material construction is super nice, and this was a medium firmness, which has a bit of squish to it once you're five or six inches down onto it.

I wanted to get a Chance but I really like the shape of this one much more. 10/10, totally recommend for anyone that enjoys thick cock <3


 No.210613

File: 1444636331758.jpg (5.01 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 20151012_012220.jpg)

I got these about a year ago. Never managed to even fit the 2 monsters on the end in. Scared of them, they won't even fit in my mouth.

It's really fun working up to the big black butt plug. The first time I took it all my legs started shaking uncontrollably and I orgasmed without cumming. Hope I can fit it in again one day.


 No.211255

Anyone know of a good dildo on Amazon (with prime) that is a decent size, price, and won't become unusable after a year?

The last dildo I bought began to break down and now I'm forced to use a condom on it each time. It wouldn't be too bad, but the condom adds unwanted friction that leaves my insides sore.


 No.211325

File: 1444780346965-0.jpg (3.11 MB, 4160x2340, 16:9, IMG_20151013_170353799.jpg)

File: 1444780346966-1.jpg (2 MB, 4160x2340, 16:9, IMG_20151013_171643874.jpg)


 No.211329

>>210419

awesome! I wanna get one of those sometime when money permits. I have a medium Rex right now that is the absolute bomb! I haven't gotten the knot in yet due to lack of trying, but i've sat on the knot and stretched myself out a bit and it feels absolutely fantastic


 No.213271

While my roommate was out on vacation I bought my first dildo from Epicleopard, it ended up too big for where I am right now, I ended up throwing it away before he got home so I wouldn't have to bother hiding something I didn't really want to use

Gonna try something a little less thick next time :(


 No.213305

Just bought a vibrating buttplug and bullet as my first toys.

I love vibrating things.

My plug came today but my bullet comes tomorrow.

Would post pics but all my cameras are really lame.


 No.222916

I want to get some silicone eggs, does anyone have any experience with them? I was thinking these: http://frisky-beast.com/product/9/ because they're inexpensive!


 No.222941

File: 1447916317761-0.png (176.03 KB, 580x600, 29:30, Capture.PNG)

File: 1447916317761-1.jpg (581.62 KB, 776x1000, 97:125, 00826_full.jpg)

Dear diary,

Last night was the first night I really found my prostate! I've been locked up in chastity for a few days now, so when I got the urge to play with myself, I decided to go play with my new buttplugs. I got them a few weeks ago, and had used them before, but like every time I tried butt stuff in the past, it was largely underwhelming. This time, however, it was entirely different!

I started with the smallest one and worked my way up over about half an hour. It felt nice enough stretching out and fucking myself a little, but I stalled out trying to size up to the third plug (I dunno why, I had taken it just fine a few days earlier!). I was sitting on my knees lowered onto the furthest point I could go, just trying to slowly stretch my boy pussy out, when I leaned forward, pitching the tip of the plug forward and down. It ended up pressing hard into what was probably my prostate!

It felt way better than anything I had done before. There was an intense feeling of needing to pee, but along with it was a wave of pleasure I hadn't felt when I thought I had found my p-spot before. I ended up rocking back and forth for like half an hour, working the plug firmly into the same spot over and over. By the end of that, I was gasping for breath and couldn't even sit upright!

After playing around with that a bit more, I finally took the plug all the way, and worked it in and out to loosen myself up even more, as I wanted to be able to fuck my ass with it. A bit into that I decided I wanted to try to take my Crackers toy, which was more than I had planned to do that night! I had taken Crackers before, but it was never comfortable, and only really got me off through the thought that I was taking such a huge cock. I spent a few more minutes stretching my ass out, and then moved onto Crackers.

I worked the first half of Crackers in and out of my boy pussy for a while, slowly working my way down. I wasn't able to hit the same spot with it that I had hit with the plug, which was a bit of a disappointment, but after a bit I finally hilted the cock. It wasn't really comfortable though, and after considering stopping for the night, I decided instead to try to stretch out further. With some more work, I was finally able to do what I hadn't before, and I could freely slide the dildo in and out of my ass enough to really fuck myself with it!

Taking it as slow as I did and finding my p-spot made it a completely different experience than I have ever had. It was a genuinely pleasurable to fuck myself with the toys, something that had only been uncomfortable in the past. Finally experiencing really good anal has been a big game-changer for me!

I had read before on /cuteboys/ that you really need to try anal like twenty times before it's actually good, and I guess that was true? The rest of the night I couldn't stop thinking about how I wanted to be fucked like that again. And again. And again. All this gangbang stuff I had seen where some boy gets repeatedly rammed in the ass was something I could see myself being really into (if I wasn't shy as fuck and scared of sexing lots of random people).

Excited to play some more with my butt before I unlock myself at the end of the week!

Love,

L~


 No.222945

>>203869

wait, you can get BD toys to hook up to a fucking machine?


 No.222952

>>210068

Lol, I have the second one <3


 No.222955

>>204491

I'm looking for the hardware component, not the software one.


 No.222964

>>203824

Electrostim.


 No.222977

>>222945

i'd be interested in a fucking machine

that'd be so fucking cool


 No.223041

>>203357

pepsi max 4 lyfe


 No.223055

What the fuck is up with all the alien dildos?


 No.223431

File: 1448080394585-0.jpg (425.4 KB, 1729x442, 133:34, Untitled_HDR2 (4)res.jpg)

File: 1448080394585-1.webm (1.32 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 1496658799.webm)

File: 1448080394586-2.webm (2.34 MB, 606x524, 303:262, Sequence 03.webm)

File: 1448080394586-3.webm (2.19 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Sequence 05.webm)

Hello!


 No.224904

File: 1448505806333-0.jpg (32.47 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 51K3IY3S0aL._SL1200_.jpg)

File: 1448505806333-1.jpg (16.23 KB, 355x355, 1:1, 41wl9YRPS6L._SY355_.jpg)

thinking about buying one of those high quality prostate massagers during black friday at a adult store, is it worth the $100+ ? and whats up with everyone having J-lube? is it that good? and does anyone have one of those primal hardware Ovipositors you see now and then?


 No.224906

>>224904

I think the reason a lot of people use J-Lube is because it's really inexpensive and quite efficient. You buy powder and mix it with water to make a ridiculous amount of lube. Plus you can adjust the consistency of it.


 No.224927

>>223431

Wow, loving all that cum.


 No.225193

>>224904

I have one of that exact revo in the second pic. It's the revo 2, not the original, and it's way over a hundred. Worth it is a really subjective question, but I'd at least definitely say it's the best anal toy I've tried by far. If you do go for one, be forewarned, it's *exceptionally* intense. If you pull up a video of the head rotating on it, you'll get the impression it just gently nudges your prostate. It doesn't. It's intense to the point where you immediately wonder if something's wrong and think you need to yank it out, and you don't really get used to it. I don't moan during sex or masturbation or anything, but I find it really hard to keep quiet with that thing. I do sit down with it, which for sure makes it stronger, but even if you stand up or lie down, it's a lot. If you're into it, you'll like it enough, I guess, to make your calculation of the value include the fact that you probably won't feel like you need to spend those extra dollars on some other toy or toys that you'd otherwise feel inclined to buy.


 No.225194

File: 1448564486648.png (31.22 KB, 800x523, 800:523, Untitled.png)

Heh


 No.225213

>>225194

People use it to help cows give birth.


 No.225238


 No.225273

File: 1448587114899-0.jpg (10.1 KB, 355x355, 1:1, 31OMNliYHTL._SY355_.jpg)

File: 1448587114900-1.jpg (27.09 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 41w7aeqsxvL.jpg)

File: 1448587114900-2.jpg (33.98 KB, 500x479, 500:479, 03_resized.jpg)

File: 1448587114900-3.jpg (276.99 KB, 1400x1113, 200:159, 817hG3Id--L._SL1400_.jpg)

I don't feel like digging them out for pictures but I have the following:

-2 different anaeros - the mgx and helix. these were my first ever toys. if feels good putting them in and working them around for a bit but I've never had the zomg moment you are supposed to have with them. after getting them in the thrill is gone. expensive and not worth it for me.

-a tenga egg - this gets a lot of use just because it is great for fapping on the couch without making a big mess. you can jizz in it and then go dump it out. supposed to only last like 6 times but I've used mine hundreds and it is still in great shape. best value buy for casual fapping.

-soft black cock ring - the kind that goes around shaft and balls. this feels great if going for a quick fap in the shower and such. my balls have a tendency to end up in my torso so it keeps them in place and the tension feels good. gets pretty uncomfortable though I leave it on for a long time. cheap and recommended.

-a small 3-beaded anal vibe. I can't find a pic of the exact one. it takes watch batteries and feels great but is not powerful enough to make me cum. I really want to buy something that will get me there. can anybody suggest something along the lines of >>224904 ?

is the vibe in >>203863 pretty strong?

-a couple of butt plugs- a 'small' red one and 'medium' black one. I've tried to use the red one several times but there is zero pleasure and I can't make the final push to get it all the way in. end up bloody and frustrated. the black one was so ridiculously large that I just threw it away.

-two bad dragon dildoes, ultimate fantasy and cole the dane. the ultimate fantasy would be ideal for me but it is a bit too soft and is hard to get in because the tip is a little blunt. cole goes in easy because it is a sharper tipped but the knot is too big. expensive but they are quality pieces. not super pleasurable for me but every once in a while I get them out.

-lastly I bought a sounding kit- people freak out about sounding but for me at least it is super easy and it feels good, i.e. it doesn't hurt. I don't enjoy pain. I read that it is supposed to stimulate the prostrate but I've never felt that. I can get one all the way in and never feel my prostrate do anything. honestly if you haven't tried this you should but I know you guys are pretty squeamish about sounding. the kit shown here can be bought for less than $20 on amazon.


 No.225275

>>224904

>>225273

yea does anyone know of any toys that will reach true prostate orgasm?


 No.225276

>>203335

op what is the source of the purple one? it looks nice.

any tips on getting clean for butt play? I've tried to wash myself out but never end up being totally clean and it bums me out.


 No.225279

>>225193

The Revo 2/Intense sounds awesome, but won't those make me too lazy to learn how to bounce on …fake shafts…?


 No.225281

>>225279

Depends on what you're after, I guess. You could learn to bounce without a shaft, if you're going for muscle conditioning or something. If the sliding feeling is what you want, any old dildo will do, and it'll be pretty cheap. If it's psychological or something, it's in your head to begin with, so whatever you're using, you're making the story yourself. Same goes for if you're trying to be more aware of your prostate and want a toy like that one. It's the best I've had for what it is, but it also is only what it is. Gotta figure out whether that suits your needs, is all.


 No.225286

>>225281

I watched a couple of videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5apyiOh39k

I can't decide if this is what I'm looking for or not. how is the vibration part of it? is it really strong? is the vibrator in the tip or down in the heel? I'd hate to drop $130 on this thing and not have it work for me.


 No.225291

>>225281

Thanks a lot! Now I'm just trying to decide between the Revo 2 or the Intense version.

I already have a dildo but it was a lot bigger in real life than I expected and haven't had much success getting it in. >.>


 No.225299

>>225291

I found a review site for several different p-stimulators.

http://hesnaked.com/tag/prostate/


 No.225303

>>225299

I blame all the hot art of boys being overwhelmed by some sex machine for making me pick the Intense version.


 No.225314

>>225299

okay so I read all of these and narrowed it down to either

http://hesnaked.com/reviews/lelo-hugo-bruno/

or

http://hesnaked.com/reviews/lelo-loki/

the hugo sounds super nice and a remote would be cool but it looks a bit small maybe.

the loki was described as filling which is a great sensation.

my birthday is next week so I'm going to splurge on one or the other… :)


 No.225319

>>225314

i checked out the loki last week at an adult store, bretty gud from what i saw, i just may get it tomorrow since its black friday depending on the deals. the jew in me may cringe from spending so much though, then again it will prob last many years and il use it every week.


 No.225328

>>225319

https://thebiggayreview.com/lelo-hugo-remote-controlled-prostate-massager/

cool. I think this review has talked me into getting the hugo. he says the fullness is there and also says that you can sit on it which you can't do with the loki very easily due to the handle.


 No.225364

>>225286

>>225291

>>225299

The vibration on that thing's in the bottom, and from my perspective, it's pretty irrelevant. It's not very strong, and it's fairly loud. Maybe some people just like vibration a lot more, but I don't ever turn it on, because the noise is way more than what the vibration is worth. If they had some other version where the vibration was five times as strong and centered up in the head, I'd probably be into it. I read that review of it, and I don't agree with the reviewer on pretty much any point. He thinks it's bad sitting down, and I think it's best that way. I think that's why we differ on our opinions of the intensity. It's a lot less if you're not sitting on it. I had two different aneros models before, and they were useless garbage. Compared to those, dildoes and plugs of various sizes, vibrating eggs, etc, nothing comes remotely close to the intensity. The reviewer also weirdly left out that there're two speed settings for the rotation. I think that's the best feature, and really the only one worth talking about. The nubbly base is just for show, as far as I'm concerned. It's not like you're moving it around, so the nubs are meaningless, and lodged in your ass, it's not like it's pressing anywhere else anyway. If I knew when I bought mine what I know about it now, I'd buy it again, and I see that the intense one is 130 on amazon. I paid I think fifty bucks more than that for my non-intense one. I'd most definitely buy an apparent upgrade for less.


 No.225373

>>225273

I have a dildo, but it's too firm for me to enjoy often, though I still got that inner itch. If I want the feeling of fullness and stimulation from inside, can the Aneros fulfill those two, or can anyone else please suggest something else?


 No.225398

File: 1448618197320-0.jpg (1.64 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20151123_195024.jpg)

File: 1448618197320-1.webm (5.09 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Uusi_mene_on_syntynyt.webm)

I need more… and bigger :3


 No.225399

>>225398

>Uusi mene on syntynyt

eiii limao.


 No.225539

>>225328

Ok i got the loki will give results after i use it, i think il not masturbate for 2 weeks and then use it to get a true prostate orgasm.


 No.225550

>>225539

2 weeks? Good luck, you'll need it.


 No.225553

>>225550

what? is there something im not getting here?


 No.225587

>>225553

2 weeks for me is long to abstain


 No.225716

File: 1448692535882.jpg (305.13 KB, 1000x783, 1000:783, muhtoys.jpg)

Here's most of my collection! Not pictures, set of sounds, double dildo and a few chastity cages.

Going to add some restraints soon…


 No.225755

>>225716

>set of sounds

Ooh, would you mind posting a link to them? I've been wanting to get some but haven't found any ones that I trust the reviews on. That is, if you'd recommend them!


 No.225869

>>225755

I am >>225273 and I would recommend them. I have the set pictured and bought them on amazon for about $20.

http://www.amazon.com/Grafco-Hegar-Uterine-Dilators-Sizes/dp/B005IAOSCI

one thing I've noticed about amazon is they fuck around with prices depending on how much they think you will pay for something like this. find what you want and then copy the link and look again behind a proxy and see if the price goes down.


 No.225870

>>225539

I ordered the hugo. I'll let you know how it does when I get it.


 No.226152

I just finished holiday shopping online and now I'm looking to buy something for myself, this is the only thing I can be fairly certain I'm not getting for the holidays. I thought hey lets pickup something new to add to my current collection of one toy, but there is so many things I cant decide what to get first.


 No.226222

File: 1448794692633.jpg (2.58 MB, 3888x2592, 3:2, FenrirOnyxBlack_stock.JPG)

just ordered one of these on sale! merry christmas to me <3


 No.228315

Spitz or roland? there is a spitz that i may want from the black friday sale still Med, med firm with cumtube for $88 or a custom roland.


 No.228317

>tfw separated from only toy

I have a "medium" anthro dragon but I'm pretty sure it has more girth than I will ever encounter from a real penis. I never wound up making it all the way to the base ;~;


 No.228436

>>228315

i have a spritz and i really enjoy it! the texture on the head is heavenly


 No.228621

>>223431

>He owns an SVT

>And is hot

Jelly, still.


 No.228624

File: 1449415462097.jpg (5.28 MB, 5184x3888, 4:3, DSC00268.JPG)

I sold my motown, wuffamute, and duke in this pic. But I have ordered a magic wand vibrator and an XL Rex.

I wish I had more.


 No.228626

File: 1449415715307-0.jpg (5.13 MB, 5184x3888, 4:3, DSC00739.JPG)

File: 1449415715308-1.jpg (1.99 MB, 3712x3684, 928:921, DSC007642.JPG)

>>228624

And I forgot I own…these.


 No.228638


 No.228646

>>228638

I can only fit down to the start of the knot.

Still nice to pretend I'm fucking a real werewolf.


 No.228647

>>228626

We need videos of you going up and down on those sweet things right now! I want to see a cutie riding one of those!


 No.228651

>>228647

>Cutie

Im hairy because Im a man and I dont have any vids atm because an hour or more toying session is really hard to get pics when lube is errywhere.


 No.228675

>>228671

>Fleshlight thats basically a child

Disgusting, I dont even want to think about using it. Degenerate.


 No.228677

File: 1449423359060.jpg (1.44 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_2865.JPG)

>>203867

I know you weren't directly talking to me but I saw your cute pic and took a look at the link and figured why not , just spent an hour with it and I'm shaking from pleasure~

Thanksies I wouldn't of found the right one if it weren't for your link ~ <3

I have a Japanese Hentai Flesh light too but I doubt anyone wants to see that~


 No.228708

someone ordered me a tail buttplug and i honestly cannot wait for it to get here

not a furry or anything i just think they are fucking cute as hELL


 No.228741

>>228626

>>228624

whats your most favorite one? i plan on only getting 1 toy and i want it to be worth it.


 No.228881

>>228624

>XL Rex

Unf… I can't even take the knot on my medium atm >…>


 No.228945

>>228741

I really like my Rex which is why i have another on order in XL, Spritz is also really good. Either of those I would recommend.

>>228881

Take the knot bby

Work on it, first time I used my Large I knotted it. But Im forever alone weirdo.


 No.228972

Aneros' are on sale on Amazon so I got the MGX as that seemed to be the entry-level one. So I guess I'll see if it's as good as most people say.

Anyone know of a good plug I can leave in to help stretch my ass? I have a pretty small dildo and it still hurts.


 No.229168

>>228677

So I managed to get a few snaps of myself using the toy and a possible video anyone interested in seeing it? Not gonna bother if no one is tho~


 No.229240

>>229168

I was thinking about buying one of those so you should post that for um research purposes


 No.229241

>>229240

On here or do you want me too send them privately?~


 No.229261

>>229241

well I don't really use email so here would be better


 No.229264

File: 1449540178477.jpg (250.52 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, IMG_2876.JPG)

>>229261

Skype or something, idk having trouble uploading my video on here but here's the pic


 No.229266

>>229261

eh no way to post it here but here's a download, idk would apricate if the "Research" included if i'm good at riding dick

https://www.sendspace.com/file/ueletb


 No.229267

>>229264

my skype is my full name and I have friends who browse this site so that doesn't work either


 No.229269

>>229266

can you do that wrong? oh god that is gonna bug me. I think I want one of those now for further study and practice.


 No.229271

>>229269

I dunno never ridden dick so couldn't say, was more or less wanting to know if you thought it was hot >.<


 No.229286

>>228945

eyyy i took the knot on rex last night! now i just have to keep taking it and soon i will be able to move on to bigger and better knots ^o^


 No.229290

File: 1449545079912.jpg (Spoiler Image, 714.04 KB, 3000x2250, 4:3, IMG_0041.jpg)

>>229271

well if it helps here are the results of my "research"


 No.229365

>>229290

Wouldn't mind riding that either~


 No.232233

File: 1450552130167.jpg (10.67 KB, 355x355, 1:1, 519NZaEdjLL._SY355_.jpg)

so I bought the Hugo…here's my review.

It seems really quality but it was not cheap at $150. It has a nice weight and seems really well put together. It is waterproof so it is easy to clean. The silicone surface has a nice silky feel to. I was worried when I bought it that the size might disappoint me but it is just right. It takes me a minute or two to work it in and I feel full but it isn't at all uncomfortable to keep in for a while. Having a cordless remote is awesome. You set it to different programs or any level of speed with the touch of a button. You can also put it in a mode where the angle you hold the remote determines the speed. Horizontal remote is zero power and vertical is 100% power and everything in between. It really is pretty cool and your hands stay away from your ass and therefore don't get dirty, something I've always hated about butt play. The main unit is chargeable by USB and the remote takes two included AAA batteries. I like that the main unit is rechargeable because you know it is at full charge every time you use it.

It has two very strong vibes in it, one at both ends. Turning it on the first time in my hand I was amazed how strong it is. I really thought it might rattle the fillings out of my teeth. Once it is in my bum though the highest setting seems to be the right one. Any thing lower just seems a waste. Why do 90% when you can do 100%. :D

I've only used it twice thus far. The first time I wasn't really in the mood but I was too anxious to try it out to wait until I got in the mood. I wasn't particularly horny and I had a head ache. I stuck it in my butt too quickly and it hurt for a minute. I tried out different settings and ran it through all the programs. Like I said in the end I really only need the top setting. It felt good…really good but I found that after using it for a short while I began to lose sensitivity. It was pretty clear I wasn't going to jizz hands free so I just finished myself off.

The second time I used it was the day before yesterday. I was in the mood. I hadn't fapped in over a week (normal for me.) I decided to use some of the things I learned from the first go round for better results. I took my time working it in. I left it in with no vibration for a time while I looked a pictures of things I really like to look at. I waited until I was ready to GO before I turned it on and put it to 100% so as to not lose any sensitivity. It felt awesome. I was so, so, so close to exploding but I didn't. Maybe I got distracted a bit by the sound of a plastic bag I put under me just in case because I was in a hotel (it comes with a nice black travel bag) and didn't want to get the sheets dirty. At any rate I didn't quite get there and had to finish myself again. Both times it popped out as I jizzed so I need to try to hold it in next time.

I am 100% sure this can do it for me but the situation has to be exactly right. Either way this is something I will continue to do when the mood strikes. It feels great and you cum buckets. I give it 7.6/10.


 No.234223

Anyone buying anything from the Bad Dragon Boxing Day sale? I got a blue light saber nova and a medium Flint!


 No.234235

>>234223

med/med nox with cumtube, first bd toy i will own, hope it ships fast, still with my family and hope it gets here before the holiday ends.


 No.234249

>>234235

medium/medium nox bros!!


 No.234252

Just out of curiosity, how many toys does /cuteboys/ have?

I have 6


 No.234272

what are good homemade toys?

I'm somewhat new to it and have used multiple sharpies and turkey baster. The tip is always a pain, I usually wrap it with black tape and make it smooth.


 No.234296

>>234272

None. If it was not made for your butt don't stick it in there.

Just buy a toy, don't be that guy in the ER with a random object stuck in his ass.


 No.234452

>>234296

I just feel really weird entering a sex shop. What if someone recognizes me or something.


 No.234453

>>234296

Ordering online isn't an option either since I don't want my parents finding out.


 No.234460

>>234452

If someone in a sex shop recognises you, then they are also in a sex shop and cant judge you.

It is a bit scary first , but most of larger chains cater to beginners


 No.234470

>>234453

Use Amazons 2day delivery service, that way you don't spend a week worrying that your parents may intercept your package.

If they do see you accepting the package, you could always tell them it's a late holiday gift or something.


 No.234518

Going to order a new toy soon, I want something to help me have a prostate orgasm. Is it true aneros are amazing, or should I get a vibrating inflatable plug?


 No.234567

>>204470

i hope it wasnt inside you :c


 No.236615

File: 1451895437079.png (1.39 MB, 1552x716, 388:179, vlcsnap-2016-01-02-01h26m4….png)

Not included is a bullet vibrator


 No.236623

>>236615

>rex

mah nigga


 No.236624

>>236623

haha, yeah… I almost regret not getting an xl, but I can barely take the large as is


 No.236630

File: 1451901524898.jpg (2.97 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, tmp_16865-20160104_2047381….jpg)

My new favourite thing arrived today.

Took me half an hour to get him in.

Then half a minute to cum.


 No.236637

>>236624

i can't take the length of a medium :/

>>234223 i'm this guy and those are gonna get here tomorrow. flint is thicker than anything i've ever had so i'm really excited for that

plus my bf won't let me fap until i get them >.<


 No.236799

File: 1451951414300.jpg (2.32 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20141206_190049.jpg)


 No.236803

>>234567

The jokes are real.

Many months later, I still love that toy. Warming it up in hot water is really fun. And glass is very easy to clean.


 No.236826

File: 1451959002341.jpg (1.2 MB, 4500x2660, 225:133, 1437006003202.jpg)

>all these lewd toes

wew lad

can we get some pictures like this?


 No.236828

>>204470

>>236803

i have a toy like that glass one! perfect for depth play~


 No.236897

>>229168

>>229264

I'd like to see


 No.237181

File: 1452128742097.jpg (1001.56 KB, 1520x2688, 95:168, IMAG0916.jpg)

What would be a good toy for a beginner? I've recently bought this thing (pictured with a pen for a size estimate) and it's a little too big for me so far. I've tried looking into things on amazon.de but am not sure. Any advice?


 No.237404

File: 1452215312548.gif (5.02 MB, 489x275, 489:275, 136.gif)

>>237181

try amazon.com


 No.237421

File: 1452219455242.jpg (4.43 MB, 5184x3888, 4:3, DSC00808.JPG)

My giant XL dog cock showed up awhile ago. Shits big. Just the issue is length. Feels like its poking somewhere it prolly shouldn't.


 No.237435

>>237181

That is cute. When I started (when I was about 13). I used carrots, shaped to perfection. Then I soon graduated to using hairbrush handles. By the time I was 15 I could fit these (http://img.makeupalley.com/4/1/6/3/1894900.JPG) easily.

I stopped soon after that for about 2 years because I was a bit sexually confused

But when I was 16-17 I bought a load of dildos to train with. I also bought a huge buttplug as a target. I am just 18 and I can fit a lot up there with little lube.

I recommend getting a dildo. It is good for anal and oral (cleaned of course). Get proper lube. Young me used hand soap as lube and that burns your insides


 No.237436

>>237421

How much is one of those?


 No.237496

>>237436

I think about $150 on sale I got it for.

Its fucking huge.


 No.237556

>>237496

>TFW too poor get them

>TFW afraid that my family will find them


 No.237557

>>237556

iktf bro I share a room and I've went through about 8 toys from getting paranoid and throwing them away


 No.237566

File: 1452272394960.jpg (7.14 MB, 5184x3888, 4:3, DSC00805.JPG)

>>237556

>>237557

I live at home still. Can't afford rent in this town atm on my own but neither can my family.

I have stopped caring by this point. If they find my 12 in horse cock or foot long big black dog dick oh well. If that makes them hate me even though all the times I covered their rent or paid the power bill or whatever than oh well.

I'm at the point in my life where I really don't care about anything. Everything is so awful in this country.


 No.237573

>>237566

>Everything is so awful in this country.

Totally

>tfw born in time to see the collapse of western Europe

>tfw born in time to see Britain become cuckistan

However back to the point. Rents also the issue here, that being said I dont contribute enough to the bills etc to have that backup. Nice toys by the way


 No.237575

>>237573

Ah, cities in this country tend to have more housing and lower rent depending on the city. But considering I'm basically broke I dont feel I'm in a position where I could actually succeed in getting a job and shit in a city.

Thanks though


 No.237576

>>237575

same here depending on the location. I doubt I'll ever get out of this rut. But hey maybe one day. Then I can have a cabinet full to the brim with toys


 No.237604

How do you learn to take knots and just generally stretch?

>>237566


 No.237610

Surely there's something to buy that functions like a dildo but isn't and wouldn't arouse suspicion if found.


 No.237649

Got the med/med nox today, it was allot bigger than i though. the shaft also caught me off gaurd, instead of going in slowly it just went in quickly since its oval shaped.


 No.238275

>>203854

Hey Adam, how are the YMS videos coming along?


 No.238286

File: 1452590401648.png (20.57 KB, 665x511, 95:73, ss (2016-01-12 at 10.15.20….png)

I'm so excited.


 No.238436

File: 1452670987572.jpg (4.62 MB, 5184x3888, 4:3, DSC00788.JPG)

>>237604

For a knot you just take it. But i would suggest starting with a not very rapid knot. Like the David, instead of Rex.

Also you have to have a toy that you can safely and slowly stretch with such as a butt plug or a winstons tail. Something of similiar size or larger preferably.

Also never let a knot get pulled it. As soon as your asshole goes over the widest point of a knot it will begin to be pulled in because of the physics of this whole faggy thing. Keep ahold of it or it may fling right up inside of you and cause butt devastation. This is why a less rapid knot is better for a newbie because theres less velocity possible and its easier to keep a hold of and learn the feelings involved.

>>237611

>Non sillicone toys

Colon cancer is fun

>>238286

>Small

Considering I find mine in large to be "knot that big" makes me realize I have a problem.


 No.238455

>>238436

I have a soft medium crackers already, so I need a warmup toy and it never hurts to have something for casual buttplay.

I'm just making excuses because that dragon is hot


 No.239710

>>203854

Is the sleipnir better than the ayy lmao one?


 No.239713

>>204518

that sounds petty nice tho


 No.239744

File: 1453281331581.jpg (46.17 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1.0x0.jpg)

So I augmented my dong with these things

Quite a cheap hack, very enjoyable on that ol' prostate


 No.239745

>>239744

Though im not actually using the curved kind, ill have to try those too


 No.239877

>>203357

Uhm… Where is your urethra? I mean… Is your dick a dildo? This is confusing. Is it just the picture quality?


 No.239936

what should I look for when buying a toy for oral? (softness etc)


 No.240699

Last night I dreamt I got the confidence to buy my first toy but they sent me a disgusting dragon dildo by mistake :(


 No.240700

>>239877

its a dildo


 No.240870

File: 1453783657366-0.jpg (1.82 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, P_20160105_204510[1].jpg)

File: 1453783657366-1.jpg (816.85 KB, 2304x4096, 9:16, IMG_20160105_124515[1].jpg)

File: 1453783657366-2.jpg (512.2 KB, 2304x4096, 9:16, IMG_20160105_131832[1].jpg)

Got myself some new toys!

Including the crown jewel (and most expensive toy) of my collection, the DOXY. If you guys have ever tried it, you can drill a god-damn hole in the road with this bad boy.


 No.240890

>>240700

>>239877

also yes its a dildo


 No.240892

What's the fun you guys have with cockrings?

What does it do to you?

I've been thinking of getting one.


 No.240967

>>240892

They're just to maintain an erection I think. They turn me off tbh


 No.240971

>>240870

>dat centre pic

>"En Garde Fiend!"


 No.240976

>>240967

Yeah, I found a rubber cock ring once and it was pretty lame tbqh. I don't think it's worth it to use the metal one


 No.241067

File: 1453859455303.webm (4.41 MB, 480x640, 3:4, howdidthatgetinthere.webm)

I really want something from bad dragon. something with a knot.

anyway here's me shoving a plug in my ass


 No.241185

File: 1453907638036.gif (17.74 KB, 245x245, 1:1, le cheeky trickster.gif)

>>241067

looks like you struggled a bit there. I can help ;)


 No.241193

What's the purpose of a butt plug over a dildo? I can understand the appeal of a dildo going in and out, but what does a butt plug do? Does it just feel nice in there while you jerk off?


 No.241203

>>241193

pretty much


 No.241227

Have any of you used cucumbers? Are they good enough for a substitute? I can't get anything else


 No.241265

File: 1453934332089.jpg (1.62 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, 20150415_222828.jpg)

>>241067

Can't go wrong with a dragon dildo.


 No.241269

>>241265

That looks very big though :x


 No.241271

>>241269

Well they come in all different sizes, my whole collection here >>236799


 No.241581

>>241265

But that's clearly a dog dildo.


 No.241674

File: 1454103508448.jpg (38.8 KB, 608x342, 16:9, CumClinic-Clips4sale-CumCl….jpg)


 No.242801

File: 1454425795901.jpg (1.19 MB, 2980x2612, 745:653, toys.jpg)

>>240870

Kind of think you live in the same block of flats as me.

All of my purchases happen out of arousal or alcohol.


 No.242803

>>240892

they are mainly for people with bigger dicks or that have trouble keeping it up.


 No.242896

Looking at all of this, i am the happiest man alive!


 No.242899

If I stop being a pussy and order a dildo, what size should I get? I want something big enough to feel filling but not so big that I can't take it. My own girth is 5.5 inches, and the majority of dildos I'm looking at are that or less, but I don't consider my penis to be thick, I feel I could probably take something a little bigger than mine. What do you guys think? Is there a good number to go with for a first toy? I don't want to underestimate what I'm buying an end up with some ridiculous horse cock I can't manage.


 No.242900

>>242899

well, as a fanboy to all things cuteboy (although a top Man myself) id say something that is smaller than what you have to work yourself up?


 No.242921

>>242899

Start small and work your way up.

5-6in in length with a small girth. Your prostate is only 1-2in in anyway and that's what you mainly want to focus on.

If later, after much practice, you discover you enjoy the feeling of being stretched or that you want to take the toy in much deeper, only then would I recommend anything larger. Just make sure it's done in gradual sensible steps.


 No.243384

File: 1454618815391-0.jpg (83.84 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 71 9M9ur41L._SL1500_.jpg)

File: 1454618815391-1.jpg (48.11 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 71Uq7J2dBLL._SL1500_.jpg)

I just got this dildo and put it in my butt. It was heaven.

I'd only ever had a finger inside before so I was surprised when I managed to get the whole thing inside me straight away. It felt really good to ride it, now I desperately want to ride a real cock.


 No.243388

>>243384

amazon?


 No.243397

>>243388

Yeah, I ordered at 11am and it was here by 6pm the same day.


 No.243459

>>243384

same problem -_-


 No.243462


 No.243467

>>243384

>>243397

Suction cup? Easy to ride? What material?


 No.243519

>>243467

Suction cup is good and riding won't dislodge it, even pulling on it I can't move it. It's firm enough to stretch you but flexible enough to not be uncomfortable. It's made of PVC, to clean it just use warm water+bleach or soap. They recommend water based lubes but stick a condom on it and you can use any lube you like I guess.

It's deceptively thick, the pictures don't really show it but my virgin butt took it no problem. Also it's cheap, only £10.


 No.243617

>>243397

noice! got a url link? Just cause I got company just now


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 No.243688

>>243687

>pvc

into le trash it goes


 No.243710

>>243688

What's wrong with PVC?


 No.243823

>>243710

It can be porous, facilitating bacterial growth.

Some are made with phthalates, which are toxic and will irritate the skin. I'd avoid any PVC toy that isn't advertised as phthalate free.

It's generally just an inferior material compared to silicone in every way but cost.


 No.243826

>>243823

>advertised

Sex toys are sold as novelties in the US, so it doesn't matter what it says on the box, a lot of toys that say "medical grade silicone" on the box will actually be something else

I only buy silicone toys from reputable manufacturers (my favorites and tantus and vixen) from reputable sellers (not amazon)


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 No.244072

Bi-curious here, and interested in butt stuff

I wanna work up to a big bad dragon dildo

I bought these http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00XAO0BN4 to hopefully get my sphincter stretched out enough to take a Chance Large Unflared.

Question time:

Should I buy a slightly larger size of butt plug too? cause the chance is close to 3 inches diameter at the largest point

can someone recommend a product that wont break my bank?


 No.244078

Can someone find me a realistic suction cup dildo with balls that has 7+ inches insertable length and a girth of 5.5 inches?


 No.244079

>>244072

Why are you set on the large?


 No.244082

>>244079

extra-large sorry

I suppose I have a fetish for horse penor


 No.244084

>>244082

Yeah you'll need something bigger to stretch with

Might wanna check these out too, they're molded from actual horse cocks http://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=51_35


 No.244094

>>244084

Bought a range of bigger plugs, thank you for the advice.

Those look nice but I'm concerned about all the nooks and crannies, seems like it would be hard to clean.


 No.244160

Where do you guys hide these things?

I had to throw away one of my bigger toys, because I couldn't find a place to hide it.


 No.244161

>>243688

>>243823

Trust me, I have had one of these for about a year.

They are flexible, easy to clean and boy do they feel good.


 No.244341

>Decide to make a video of me riding my dildo

>Spend 20 minutes getting the right angle with my phone and setting up some cushions

>Too chubby to comfortably ride it cowgirl style, try to elevate the dildo with a metal waste paper basket and it collapses under my weight

>End up getting lube all over my ass as the dildo enters me because fat ass which in turn gets lube on the suction cup which makes it not work anymore

>Can't ride it, even when I get it inside it falls out because the suction cup fails, really getting annoyed now

>Keep at it, notice specks of shit on the dildo despite the fact I cleaned myself out just before I started

>Resist the urge to throw it at a wall in frustration

Just as I'm putting shit away I accidentally hit my small toe off a corner of my desk, then I look down and see blood all over the floor. I check my toe and it's a nasty wound that's barely covered by a flap of skin. Never again, I'm never fucking riding a dildo again.


 No.244342

>>244160

In a plastic bag under my desk.

Never underestimate laziness, how many parents would think to get down on their hands and knees when they're snooping around your room?


 No.244375

is having a plug in for a long amount of time or just over a long period (ie during the day for weeks) a bad idea? surely it will screw up your ring hole or something


 No.244381

How do I get more enjoyment out of my dildo?

I just started using one for the first time and while it's not unpleasant I don't really feel much from it. How do I train my body to get off from anal play?


 No.244491

>>244341

Out of curiosity whats the best way to get the dookie out of bumholes?

I've been using enemas but it doesn't seem to be working.

am I just doing it wrong?


 No.244493

>>244491

An enema is the best, but the trick is only to clean out the rectum, if you do a deep/colon enema you end may up doing it for an hour before it comes out clean


 No.245517

File: 1455319163800.gif (5.43 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 5 - Copy.gif)


 No.248367

if I order from adammale will they ship a ton of unwrapped porn catalogs to my house like I'm reading they do


 No.251133

Do you guys have any recommendations for a comfy plug I can wear under my clothes during other activities?


 No.252488

File: 1457835934230.jpg (1.23 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, red rocket.JPG)

I had fun today.


 No.252489

File: 1457836025178.jpg (Spoiler Image, 253.94 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, red rocket 2.JPG)

>>252488

First time with my Duke and I got him in!

God this is too good.

>Warning Cuteboys; Hirsute Hindquarters.




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