No.210515
Who else here totally isn't gay
No.210516
I'm totally bi. Does that count?
No.210518
I have a strange attraction to pots & pans. Does that make me a special snowflake around here?
No.210527
>>210518
So what you're saying is you're pansexual?!?
No.210539
>>210527
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy :^^^^^^^)
No.210668
I'm not gay because I wouldn't fuck any of you even if you had a nice girly body because you have dumb man faces.
No.210670
I had a discussion one night with a friend where we talked about whether two people of the same sex having sex together makes them gay. Our conclusion was no it doesn't. Sex is sex, we are wired to seek pleasure, this desire isn't discriminatory, it'll take it where it can get it.
We believe that you aren't gay unless you act on feelings where you want to be in a meaningful and loving relationship with that same sex partner.
Sex is sex, no need to be ashamed of who it comes from.
I am not gay.
No.210676
Here's a handy measurement to find out how gay your tastes are.
No.210681
>>210676
>shemale solo gayer than MMF
Nah.
No.210768
I'm straight. I just lurk here sometimes when I'm really really bored and the other boards I visit are dead. Also people here seem kind and encouraging. So the atmosphere is kinda nice.
I might be bi but I'll never know for sure. Too much trouble to get a boy and the risk-reward ratio isn't worth it
No.210798
bisexual as fuck reporting in
No.210831
I think straight guys being attracted to cute boys is justified until they take an interest in the dick.
No.210899
I'd try a furry chick if they were real but I'm gay other than that
No.210908
It seems to me that sexual orientation is more about attraction to femininity vs masculinity rather than the specific organs. I'm only attracted to the most feminine of cuteboys, the ones that look like they are on some sort of hormone treatment, smooth round asses, feminine fat distribution, no prominently male bone structure, no body hair, believably feminine face.
http://xhamster.com/movies/5078993/sexy_young_trap_with_small_clit.html
is a perfect example
It's just another novelty porn genre, something to spice up the fried receptors in my jaded brain. It's actually quite difficult to find sufficiently feminine cuteboys online, this seems to be the best place there is.
No.210912
>>210908
Why don't you just jerk off to girls?
No.210916
>>210912
the fuck is wrong with you
No.210920
>>210908
>clit
This makes me cringe so fucking hard.
No.210923
>>210912
I do most of the time, but sometimes I like the idea of bumming a cuteboy.
>>210920
Porn video naming in general is terrible
No.211042
>>210908
>It seems to me that sexual orientation is more about attraction to femininity vs masculinity rather than the specific organs.
Yeah, I'd rather have a pretty girl with a roast beef vagina over a fat black chick with the perfect pussy. I think the vagina is the last thing guys think about when it comes to attraction, I'd even say the hotter the chick the hotter the pussy, even though it usually looks like a horror show.
No.213855
>>210515
I love women, but it would be a disservice to me to deny the fact that some boys make me tingle inside. I'm just a really romantic kind of guy, and I imagine myself having a nice little life with a really cute boy and fucking him really hard like in my chinese cartoons and I just get the warm fuzzies. I seem to get this with boys more than with girls, but it's whatever, I've only had sex with one grill and one guy.
tfw cute boy in my video game club at college, he might be gay, ahhhh he's so fucking cute
Anyways, I consider myself very right leaning politically, which might distance me from a bunch of other fags who bought into the political pandering and drank the kool-aid. Fuck all that pride shit. If you ask me, the LGBTOMGWTFBBQR-E-S-P-E-C-T-AC/DCDVDBLURAYCOMBOPACK++ tumblr shit is doing more harm to regular gays and bis like us than good, with all their rainbow flag waving special snowflake mayonnaise gender bullshit.
All I want are my guns, the government to keep its distance, and the freedom to do what I want with my life. I also want a society that hasn't completely abandoned all morality, you know? Like, I guess some trans people are fine, but many of the more vocal ones seem hellbent on destroying the fabric of society for Muh Feelings. Although I've been steadily losing my faith for a long time, I do believe that it's bullshit that alot of these lgbt faggots spend day after day assaulting the Christian church and the Christian faith, and Christians themselves sideways through bullshit like the Daily Show.
I dunno. But I am gay, at least a little bit, I'm not going to deny that to anyone who asks.
No.213857
>>213855
So you're bi, but don't pander to the pride shit and fall into a fairly conservative part of the political spectrum?
No.213858
>>213857
In a nutshell, yes. I'm really wordy I guess. Also, I just really wanted to type out LGBTOMGWTFBBQR-E-S-P-E-C-T-AC/DCDVDBLURAYCOMBOPACK++
Trump wouldn't be my first choice, but I think he'd make a hell of a better president than Sanders. Sanders, I believe, is a nice guy, but he'll probably run our country into the ground
Spoiler'd because I don't want to ruin this thread with a /pol/ tier argument
No.213866
>>213858
Well that's interesting
agreed though if you dont think you can vote for trump Cruz is always a good alternative, aside from being an Israeli cuck anyway
I dont even know why I browse here at times, I just feel weird
No.213868
>>213866
Cruz is based as fuck man, I've supported him from the beginning but his poll numbers are pretty low. Tfw I'm a Texan too. But the truth is, is that he'd have a hard time winning by himself. I really like Rand, but he got BTFO and has no chance of winning now unfortunately. If there were a Trump/Cruz ticket, I'd support that wholeheartedly. Carson is pretty nice too, but Trump seems like he'd be a little more supportive of regular gay people while still not going full retard tumblr cuck about the whole thing
I know exactly what you mean, man. I actually stopped coming here after a while, but then I realized I can't deny who I am, so I might as well roll with it. I've been feeling pretty good after that. You seem nice :3
No.213871
>>213868
as do you, where in Texas?
No.213872
>>213868
though I disagree with Carson on a few issues, mainly the idea of forced vaccination, but other than that I think he'd be a good vp at the very least
No.213877
>>210908
>I'm only attracted to the most feminine of cuteboys, the ones that look like they are on some sort of hormone treatment
This tbh.
One way I heard it put was if you had a community of supposedly "straight" males who posted pictures of and admired women, but a significant majority of the women were on testosterone and/or masculine, to the point where they couldn't be distinguished from men were it not for the genitals. The more like a guy the women were, the more (as a tend) that community liked it. Nobody would take them seriously when they said that the majority of them were straight.
/cuteboys/ could be seen as a parallel situation.
No.213879
>>213858
>Trump wouldn't be my first choice, but I think he'd make a hell of a better president than Sanders.
>Sanders, I believe, is a nice guy, but he'll probably run our country into the ground
The way I think of it is I may have to "hold my nose" as I vote for Trump. :/
No.213881
>>213871
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No.213882
>>213881
and of course you are several hours away
bell county for me, belton isn't all that well known
No.213889
>>210908
>>210923
>>213877
You are great examples of what porn addiction can do to people.
No.213893
>>213877
>Nobody would take them seriously when they said that the majority of them were straight.
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>/cuteboys/ could be seen as a parallel situation.
That's whats funny about it, the hetero version of this would make no sense at all.
No.214003
>>213882
Sorry fam, I was at work
My last relationship was actually in Lampasas, not too far where you're from, and I made that work pretty well considering she was kind of a crazy bitch, lol, maybe there's something that could be going on here
Pls see this and don't think I ignored you D:
No.214006
>>214003
its ok I understand
where do you work if you don't mind me asking, I'm in college right now still looking for work
No.214007
>>214006
Chick-fil-a, lol
You know, it really gets a bad rap. It's just very Christian, that's not a bad thing, you know? The owner, despite being an extremely religious man, has hired two lesbians and one of them actually has the chance to be a manager, but she's in college right now so she turned down the offer.
Plus, that chicken is off the fucking chain man. It's funny, before all the shit went down, it was universally the favorite restaurant of all the queer people I knew. It's all died down now, but even when shit was still current, they still couldn't stay away lol.
No.214012
>>214007
i absolutely love chick-fil-a
It's a good chain,nice service and good quality food. Personally I like whataburger and wouldn't mind applying. I know they cycle through the night shift a lot
No.214013
I'm straight. I just like attention and making myself pretty.
No.214017
>>214012
Dude Whataburger is my shit. But, depending on where you work, it can be absolute hell with all the hours they need you to work, since they're 24/7, I know because I've had a few friends who worked there. Plus, you'll be getting alot of this. some of the time it's me getting some chicken strips after I go to the gym late
Where do you go to college? It must be in that Baylor off shoot, if you're living in Belton, right? What're you going for?
No.214020
>>214017
UMHB?you must be crazy, too expensive. It's one of the local community colleges, just my general studies for now planning to transfer to A&M later on
But you gotta love those moments where you can go get some at 3am
No.214022
>>214020
Cool, cool, that's me too at the moment, going to the Alamo Colleges community colleges. It's pretty nice though, especially for community college. The English instructor is kicking my fucking ass up and down the fucking block, hot damn this man loves giving out work. Can't wait till the semester's over.
I wish I could get some at 3am
If ya know what I mean
Am I doing this right?
No.214026
>>214022
Work like a lot of reading or essays?those aren't too bad really.my problem was I felt like I was forced to read
i think that might be too forward
No.214031
>>214026
This dude, man. He started out relatively slowly, two stories a week with a complete analysis of each. False security. Then, it's an essay a week on each story. Then for two weeks it's a complete analysis of Hamlet, each and every line, and a midterm the day after that's done that's an essay on how some random theme in Hamlet connects to some random theme in one of the other stories, a full essay in an hour. Now we're doing an 8 page research paper due in like 2 or 3 weeks, and on top of that at the same time we're analyzing another play, and on top of that at the same time we're doing another short story each and every time class meets.
I don't know if I sound whiny, or if this is legitimately alot, but I feel like it's a bit much for what is essentially English 102 at a community college. He'll take major points off your essays if they aren't done the very specific way he wants them, too.
Gah, sorry, I just needed to get that off my chest, I dunno if I'm being whiny or not.
Yeah, I guess that was a little forward, lol. Sorry, I'm kinda not used to all of this :l
No.214032
>>214031
Yikes I feel you man.that does seem like a lot for just English 102,but it's probably best to just keep quiet and not complain.that helps me sometimes.just knock it out piece by piece.
not very used to this either lol
No.214034
>>214032
Yeah, you're right. I'm just a horrible, horrible procrastinator. I've always been, I remember doing projects the morning before it was due ever since 1st grade lol. I guess I must either be a very good note taker or kinda smart, because I've always managed to ace my tests, especially the SAT, just always got late points deducted from my homework.
I've gotta get out of the habit lol
I dunno, did you maybe want to start emailing eachother? I've got to get to bed, but maybe we could set up some throwaway emails? Not like meeting up to fuck or anything, but just to talk?
No.214038
>>214034
yeah that would be good.i just need to find something other than 10 minute
No.214041
>>214038
Let's just give eachother a 10 minute email so we can send eachother our real emails?
No.214043
>>214041
That would work I guess
No.214044
No.214049
No.214053
>>214049
Strange 10 minute mail doesn't send emails,I'll just message your guerrillamail
No.221569
>>214049
Are you still alive?
No.238441
Tfw no one ever responds after a few emails
No.238463
I'm not gay I just love another man
No.238530
Everyone on the sissy thread.
No.238549
>>213889
I haven't watched porn in years, and I never lost the urge to fuck a cute boy after I stopped. I think gay porn just made me discover I had a gay streak. I used to like shemale, gangbangs, pegging and other degenerate shit, which I can't stand now that I don't watch porn, but the lust for feminine guys still remains.
I'm attracted to 90% of girls, but only around 0.1% of guys, as manly dudes turn me off.
I don't think it is gay to want to fuck feminine men. They look and behave in a girly manner, so it makes sense a heterosexual man would be attracted to them, and the taboo of fucking another man makes it ten times hotter.
No.238724
>>210515
any of you who honestly wouldn't want to fuck boys are just fetishists. It's not part of your sexuality, you just like idea of trying out something that's "not allowed" or something along those lines.
You're not actually attracted to any masculine features.
No.239687
I'm straight
I just like to fap to cute girly boys