No.215945
I recently took a QT urbanite on a 3 day camping trip.
>sleeps all the way there
>have him carry some things to the camp site
>after a hours he gets tired
>carry the stuff for him
>get to the lake
>he pokes around while I set the tent up
>have him help me collect some firewood.
>afterward I try to get him to shoot my .22 winchester
>reminds me he's not into that sort of thing
>prefers to sketch the lake and a crayfish he found
>First night
>finds out I prefer to sleep in my boxers
>tells me he isn't tired and that he'll stay outside
>builds the fire way to fucking big and uses up all the wood
>too afraid of the forest to go collect more
>has to wake me up so we can collect more.
>Second day
>collect shitloads more firewood so that shit doesn't happen again
>teach that fuck how to make griddlecakes
>teach him some really basic survival stuff
>teach him how to fish
>teach him how to clean a fish
>he sketches me while I took a little nap
>have a nice trout dinner
>second night
>having fun telling stories
>nice campfire, stars reflecting off the lake
>drinking some really cheap vodka
>start doing lewd things like holding hands
>tell him I'd like to see his cute butt
>he takes his pants off and calls me a pervert
>tells me he isn't a slut and doesn't fuck on first dates
>eventually we get back to the tent and do some light kissing and cuddling before we fall asleep
>wake up with a nice soft ass scooted right up against my dick
>put my arm around his waist and grind
>it wakes him up and he calls me a pervert
>spend the entire day teasing him and sneaking fondles whenever I can
>can tell he likes being bullied
>both have boners but he's trying to hide him
>call him a cutey before I sneak my hand down his pants
>play with his junk until he almost came before stopping
>he_wants_the_dick.jpg
>hurriedly tells me that handjobs don't count as sex so It's completely cool to do
>tell him I want a better deal
>he flipflops for a little while but a few rubs changes his tune
>both strip down
>rummage through our stuff looking for some field expedient lube
>could only find wd-40 and crisco
>get a dab of that and apply it to his butt before slapping on a condom
>push his face into the dirt and tell him I'm going to breed him like an animal
>fuck him nice and slow
>he's panting and telling me to pick up the pace
>start slamming it in his butt
>begs me to knock him up
>go balls deep as I cum
>finish him off too
>pull out and notice the condom is completely broken
>he was a little upset but got over it after we went skinny dipping
>completely gave up trying to be modest after that and turned into a pervert
>when we hiked out we had to have a few bj breaks
It was a good weekend /k/ also won't admit how fruity they are
No.215950
why do I torture myself by browsing here I'll never experience something like this
No.215953
hardasdiamondsreadingthis.jpg
No.215976
>>215945
What the FUCK. Im legitimately jealous that this is what im missing out on.
No.215986
I kind of like the rapeyness of this.
No.215990
>>215950
>>215952
>>215953
>>215976
>>215985
All that you have to do is find a nice secluded camping spot and bring liquor. Having someone with no experience in the great outdoors helps quite a bit, spooky sounds are great for cuddling.
Camping makes for a quite a cheap date
>>215986
It's not rape if he agrees too it, he also didn't seem to mind getting fucked afterward. He told me that he didn't want me to think less of him so he was playing hard to get.
He is a total cumslut though
No.216005
>>215990
Do you have any more stories glorious leader?
No.216006
>>216005
Camping stories? Or just stories in general?
No.216014
OP, I hope you know oil-based lube will invalidate a condom.
No.216015
>>215950
same here
I'll never meet any cute boys. There's none near me at all. fuck life
No.216017
>>215990
post webm plox
>>216006
Tell more stories, any kind
No.216036
>>216014
we were really horny, he at least had the commonsense to ask that I wear a condom. At the time I figured the risk was worth it.
After the first time we fucked he didn't care, told me that since it broke we might as well do it bare.
He also really opened up, stopped trying to act nonchalant, and more or less just wanted to fuck the rest of the trip.
Because he's really cute and has a nice butt I found it hard to say no. either bending him over a boulder or a log, doggystyle, missionary, he didn't mind. Even when I was fugging him he'd be cute, saying please over and over. After we'd fuck we'd hold hands and watch the fire.
Needless to say, I got a second date. Tomorrow we're going to go to party to watch cheesy monster monies and hangout, but I'm hoping I can convince him to come pack to my place.
>>216015
You just need to have some hope, and maybe not be so picky. I live near a college town so finding guys is pretty easy. However homos come in all shapes and sizes, and once you get past your expectations on what someone should look like you'll find someone you'll enjoy being with.
Going out and just meeting people will help, figuring out what QTs like to do will help you too,
No.216037
>>216036
>>216015
Just pretend that I posted this image originally, okay?
No.216042
>>216041
Yeah, they made it into a movie called Brokeback Mountain.
No.216229
>>216042
>Using "Brokeback Mountain" as a punchline
No.216246
>>216041
Don't you want to cuddle near a nice roaring campfire with a blanket covering both of you. each of you whispering sweet nothings at each other while you hold hands?
How about having sex on a crisp new england morning, miles away from any other living soul so you can be as passionate as you wish?
And yes, I did go into the woods with a cute guy, we both got drunk as fuck and fooled around in the woods. I don't see why this story is so hard to swallow
No.216277
>/k/ also won't admit how fruity they are
It was more how it wasn't really /k/ related at all and more than likely didn't happen, but it was a nice story regardless.
No.216603
>>216277
I just wanted to talk about gay shit that was tenably related to /k/ stuff.
Homos seem to have a pretty strong aversion to guns in general.
No.216604
>>216603
>I just wanted to talk about gay shit that was tenably related to /k/ stuff.
We have a thread just for that here!
>Homos seem to have a pretty strong aversion to guns in general.
Believe me Anon, I know.
No.217563
>>216603
I fucking love guns, rifles and revolvers are my go to shooting fetish.
I might like a suppressed 9 mm that works like a dream but I would never admit it in rl.
No.230053
>>215990
I'd want to be the bottom in this scenario, I'm envying the qt. Are you still with him, OP?
No.230055
>>215945
Why the fuck did you decide to do this to us? You're a sick bastard.
No.230057
Man, I'm really jealous now. I don't even have anybody to go camping with. When I do go, I end up sitting around listening to the radio and drinking for 3 days.
>tfw no qt city boy to turn into my cocksleeve over the course of a camping trip
No.230062
>>230057
>You'll never talk him into sleeping together for warmth
>You'll never steal his clothes when he bathes in the river
>You'll never slide your hands down his underwear as he pretends to be asleep
No.230064
>>215945
Why does that bear have a gun
No.230065
>>230062
God, if only. The place I camp is really private, so I'd probably be trying to talk any boy I brought with me into walking around naked and having sex in all sorts of different places. I should really make some cute gay friends. Or friends in general.
No.230077
>>215945
What was your relationship with this cutie before the trip ? Was he just a friend ? Did you take him on this trip alone or were you with other people ? How did you first meet him ?
Not to get all in your business but this would really help put the story in perspective
No.230109
>>230053
Yes
>>230077
>What was your relationship with this cutie before the trip ?
He was a friend, I told him I was going camping and he thought it sounded fun
>Was he just a friend ?
That he was, we hadn't even talked about our sex lives at that point
>Did you take him on this trip alone or were you with other people ?
There was one other person who flaked just before we went. I'm really glad they decided not to come
>How did you first meet him ?
I met him through a friend who was selling pottery at an art fair.
It's been a very warm winter where I live so he and I have been able to have a few more camping trips since I first posted. He's still irredeemably cute, even more so when he wants to fuck.
No.230113
>>215945
>when we hiked out we had to have a few bj breaks
knowing I'll never have a qt to take into the woods and teach survival while being serviced is almost enough to make one consider suicide.
why is it so hard to find a local cuteboy who wants to do lewd things? I know they're out there, why are they hiding?
No.230121
>>230109
…alright
to find a boyfriend
gotta go to an artfair
No.230132
>>215945
Sounds like he was being a bit of a brat
Did you spank his sissy ass?
No.230144
>>230109
>He was a friend, I told him I was going camping and he thought it sounded fun
This guy is obviously not the outdoorsy type. He's an artist that doesn't know how to fish and is afraid of the dark. I guarantee he's never gone "camping" outside of boy scouts. The only possible reason he wanted to go was because of you.
Ergo, he wanted to fuck you from the beginning and was just playing hard-to-get. Concordantly systemic anomaly quintessential vis-a-vis love.
No.230147
>>230121
>>230113
Make friends with people who are gay or know people that are gay so you can meet the gay people that they know
>>230132
>Sounds like he was being a bit of a brat
Is it a little weird that I find that trait a bit endearing?
>Did you spank his sissy ass?
Only playfully anon.
>Ergo, he wanted to fuck you from the beginning and was just playing hard-to-get. Concordantly systemic anomaly quintessential vis-a-vis love.
>love
This is a christian imageboard, and I'd prefer you didn't bring up that filthy slur here.
No.230149
>>215945
>going camping with someone on your first date
I'll take "Ways to get raped and have your body buried deep in the woods for 500, Alex"
No.230150
>>230144
Yeah, OP got lucky as hell. I'm so jealous.
No.230151
>>230149
That's exactly what I was thinking.
>>230147
>Make friends with people who are gay or know people that are gay so you can meet the gay people that they know
What do you do if you don't know any gay people or anybody who knows any? It probably doesn't help that I live in a rural area…
No.230153
>>230149
>>230151
We met through a mutual friend and we both spent some time before hand getting to know each other, we didn't go camping until way later
>What do you do if you don't know any gay people or anybody who knows any? It probably doesn't help that I live in a rural area…
I know a lot of artists who more often than not more socially liberal than average. If there are any colleges in your area homos are probably all of it.
No.230156
>>230153
>If there are any colleges in your area homos are probably all of it.
There's a liberal arts college in my county that my sister goes to, but I tend to stay away from it. It's filled with the type of people who go to halfchan's /mu/, which makes me uncomfortable.
I actually applied to that college earlier this year and they rejected me because shit GPA
No.230184
>>230153
>tfw i made that picture
No.230190
>>215945
>/k/ also won't admit how fruity they are
Remember that one time that guy stuck a mosin bolt up his asshole and posted pics?
No.230193
>>230190
Guns are for 3rd worlders.
Despite that fact the pics are still sexy.
No.230199
I took my newly made bf to the mountians in my hometown to gather herbs, we fucked in a glen and the mountain people were watching :-/
No.230213
>>215945
Great now I have a hard on. Thx mate. But doesn't WD-40 burn like hell if you get it on your ass (or into a wound or on your dick or something)?
[sarcasm]I'd recommend tiger balm as lube though[/sarcasm]
No.230226
>>230193
The opinion of someone who will never get the chance to even touch a gun on guns is pointless. As an American I have unalienable rights, instead of privileges that most the world enjoys. Americans have never been slaves, just as Europeans have never stopped being serfs.
>>230199
That's why you go to somewhere secluded you dingus. You don't just fuck on the nature trail.
>>230213
>But doesn't WD-40 burn like hell if you get it on your ass
I never once seriously considered it. But as a german you should consider taking someone to lorrach, I've been told that there are quite a few romantic places to visit there.
No.230228
>>230226
>Americans have never been slaves, just as Europeans have never stopped being serfs.
No, your government just spies on people who haven't committed crimes, indefinitely detains anyone they want and bombs the shit out of 3rd world countries for precious materials.
No.230231
>>230228
Hey China was the one getting Iraq's oil before ISIS started selling it to Israel. So sometimes we just bomb the shit out of 3rd world countries for the hell of it.
No.230233
>>230228
your government just spies on people who haven't committed crimes, indefinitely detains anyone they want and bombs the shit out of 3rd world countries for American interests.
Legally, the queen owns you.
No.230237
>>230233
no offense meant m8, I'd give you some spotted dick if I could
No.230238
>>230226
>Americans have never been slaves
Uh… I think that maybe you should read about your history just a bit.
No.230239
>>230238
Technically they're only 3/5ths american. :^)
No.230241
>>230239
True, but that still makes you wrong.
No.230242
No.230245
How did he clean his ass in the woods?
No.230246
>>230245
That's what I was wondering.
No.230248
>>230245
>>230246
You guys need to improve your diets and maybe learn to fuck live dangerously
No.230250
>>230248
How do you have to eat to ensure a clean rectum? I eat a lot of oats and salads and drink spearmint tea every day but I'm still not very clean down there. How healthy does my digestive system have to be for that to happen?
No.230252
>>230237
Forget him, do me instead. Seriously though, I want to find a big guy to go camping with me.
>>230245
He probably had an enema and a spare water bottle or two if he was cautious.
No.230253
>>230250
>>230252
The water bottle trick does work, but some guys don't need enemas. I can't explain how or why it's just something that happens to some guys. It helps if you take a huge shit before hand.
No.230254
>>230252
Also, I'd be a big guy 4 u.
No.230257
>>230254
>I'd be a big guy 4 u
If you're in VA, or anywhere close enough.
No.230259
>>230252
he probably brought a douche with him
No.230262
>>230259
If I was a slut I'd accept your offer but only if you'd file my flight plan to your heart
>>230259
I didn't search through his bag or cavity search him and I didn't spend every single second with him so I guess he could have? At the time I was more concerned with getting laid.
No.230266
>>230262
Oh, I thought you were single and looking for a lewd camping buddy.
No.230267
>>230253
Obviously the water bottle thing works, but I'd like to know what exactly allows someone to be able to just spontaneously fuck like that without preparation. I want to be able to do that.
No.230272
>>230267
It is really weird. Sometimes I'm totally clean back there. Maybe depending on when you last ate?
No.230293
>>230267
Diet is a contributing factor. Once you've cleaned out (either naturally prep), you'll be good for a long while. Sometimes, for the rest of the day without issues.
No.230301
>>230293
>>230272
what do you guys think of fasting? does it work? I used to, but apparently digestion takes 50 hours or something ludicrous
No.230304
>>230301
I wouldn't go for it. That doesn't seem like a healthy (or pleasant) thing to do just for anal sex, when an enema is quicker and easier.
No.230308
>>230304
Yeah, I would only skip lunch, not fast for days.
C-can I ask how much water you use? I have some kinda-big toys I wanna take, so I can't use the old "clean only to the sigmoid" method.
No.230313
>>230308
I don't use much water at all. About half a pint at most. If you're using a plastic water bottle (which is a pint in size), then add half a teaspoon of salt before injecting it so it doesn't all get absorbed into the colon. You only need enough water to be able to push it out, and the shit will come out along with the water. That should be done about two or three times (until it's just water coming out) and you're clean.
No.230316
>>230304
>>230308
Unless you have a really shitty (heh) diet then you don't really have to worry that much about enemas. As long as everything is properly lubed up and you clean about an inch inside your ass with warm water then you really shouldn't be getting bits of shit on your toys/you partners dick.
No.230318
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>>230313
>>230316
urg, okay. thanks guys, have an action shot~
No.230326
>>230057
I'm in 514. Not a trap, bit manly, but damn i'd like to have sex with a guy. I'm afraid of Grindr, tought.
No.230328
>>230226
Let's just say that from experimentation I know that Ballistol does not work as lube. It. Burns.
Thanks for the tip with lorrach though, if it's Lörrach then it's only on the other side of Germany (east-west orientation). Will remember.
No.230408
>>230226
You don't understand, where I live in the deepest parts of the mountains we have these people that make little huts and live there. I thought I was away from their little territories but one man was staring at us we just didn't notice until after we finished and high tailed it out because he could have been a Jeffrey Dahmer type.
No.230433
>>230326
>not a trap
It feels like most guys on this board only want either traps or femboys. It sucks to think this when you're a regular guy and not girly in the least.
No.230436
>>230433
I don't, I only have an urge to have sex with older and more masculine men than myself.
No.230457
>>215945
I don't know if I want to be straight gay or a faggy slut. And this story makes me feel confused
No.230474
>be outdoorsy guy, have 100 acres of my own up in the Rockies
>read OP's story
>wonder where he found a qt willing to do this without pouting or doing something dumb that will get us both killed
>tfw I'll never find a qt who's into the outdoors, guns, dogs, and is right-leaning politically
No.230479
>>230457
Just be you. Don't try to be someone else.
No.230558
>>230433
You can see why, though, right?
But honestly, those are in rare supply.
If you want a guy, just be cute.
Not in the attractive sense, though that does help, cute, personality-wise.
That ranks you up.
No.230567
>>230558
How to have a cute personality? I have a personality, but I probably wouldn't call it "cute."
For example I wrote a poem just now about anal masturbation blood.
No.230569
>>230567
Jesus Christ.
Well, that may not be cute.
I dunno, depends on context, but anyway, most situations, would not be cute, just creepy.
Cuteness is a perspective thing. Whatever you think is cute, do it. You will attract people who also think its cute.
But, depending on what you think is cute will affect who you attract.
It's complicated when you type this stuff out.
No.230571
>>230569
I was really worried about seeing blood after it and needed to get it off my mind. Poetry is a good way of doing that. I write poems about a lot of things.
No.230572
>>230571
Hey, I don't judge. At least on Saturdays I don't.
But, hey, poems are cute. Get one of those gay little French hat thinges, wear it, and say your poems in a soft little voice.
Maybe about something less bloody.
Just a suggestion.
No.230573
>>230572
>Get one of those gay little French hat thinges
>implying I don't already have one that I wear every day in the summer
You underestimate me, anon.
No.230574
>>230573
>>230572
Most of my poems are about less disgusting things, by the way. I've written too many poems about my dead cat and friends I care about, so I decided to change it up with something more personal.
No.230577
>>230573
Even though I hate the French with a passion, those little gay hats are qt as fuck.
And I love their croissants. Good stuff. Helps with hangovers.
>>230574
You sound like a really emotional person, which, if not totally blown out, can be cute.
It's cute to be sad over pets.
It's not cute to cry in public about said pet, even though it was over a year ago and the only warning I got was that a bus passed by and then proceed to sob and ruin my favorite shirt.
That stuff ain't okay.
No.230580
>>230577
Don't worry, I never talk about my emotions with other people. I keep my poems to myself most of the time. I've sent them to others before but I don't think they make much sense to anyone other than myself, which is comforting.
>It's not cute to cry in public about said pet, even though it was over a year ago and the only warning I got was that a bus passed by and then proceed to sob and ruin my favorite shirt.
Those must be some corrosive tears.
No.230586
>>230580
> I've sent them to others before but I don't think they make much sense to anyone other than myself, which is comforting.
So, like a secret poem code?
Man, that's some next level stuff.
Don't discuss emotions, just make poems, wear croissant hats.
But leave the poems around. Be the mysterious qt.
>Those must be some corrosive tears.
no, it's just like, they got snot all over it.
I didn't even know the woman for a day.
It was a Corona shit I got at a bar challenge thing and I love the hell out of it.
Don't be her. If you wanna cry, bring a shirt for the person to change into, you never know how much they might love that shirt.
No.230587
>>230586
Damn, I messed up greentext.
and typed shit instead of shirt.
Damn.
No.230591
>>230586
It isn't really secret, just very personal. I don't write them with a reader in mind, so it generally turns out sounding pretty nonsensical. Not nearly on David Tibet's level, though. I've wanted to just leave poems for other people to find them but the problem is that I wouldn't be able to read it myself anymore, and that would make me sad.
I don't cry, anyway. I just lie in bed and feel like shit all day or take a long walk until I forget why I left in the first place. I don't have anyone to cry to…
This is starting to feel like a blog post. I'm sincerely sorry for hijacking the thread, everyone.
No.230594
Same here.
Sorry guys.
I was just having fun drunk posting.
If it helps. I also went into the woods with someone, though we just got drunk, looked for skinwalkers, no lewds.
They kept trying, though. But I wanted to look for skinwalkers, dammit.
No.230603
>>230594
We should go camping sometime. Maybe things will get lewd during our fruitless hunt for skinwalkers/ghosts/wraiths/manbearpig.
No.230609
>>230603
But I live in Texas, anon.
No one lives in Texas.
Not even me.
No.230613
>>230609
>Texas
Damn it, Texas has all the good men.
No.230615
>>230613
It's the Dr. Pepper.
It's in our water supply.
It's what makes us great.
No.230620
>>230613
If you want, you can lay down a kik or something, we can talk.
You know, without blogging the shit outta this thread.
No.230650
>>230474
is being "red-pilled" really a requirement?
No.230651
>>230226
>americans have never been slaves
oh, right, cause we defined slaves as 2/3s a person and not a whole one, legal technicality
No.230688
No.230708
>>230474
>>230474
Where in the rockies?
I live in them myself, and might possibly be cute, depending on what you like. I've never been much for guns though, even though I live in Montana and everybody has them.
No.230709
>>230650
I don't know, it always smooths things over, makes conflict less likely to come up over things that can create a falling out.
>>230708
I live in north Idaho, in the panhandle. If you want to get social, you can add me on steam.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/jacketscooljacket
No.230710
>>230650
>>230709
I'd like to add that no, it isn't a requirement, but it's better to put it out there beforehand so everyone is on the same page when it comes down it to, that's all.
No.230859
Wait doesn't WD-40 dissolve latex?
No.230975
>>230709
>I live in north Idaho, in the panhandle. If you want to get social, you can add me on steam.
Oh, I've got some good friends who live in CDA. I was just there on thanksgiving!
I'll add you tmw
No.231183
>>230859
It does indeed, part of the reason why you don't want to lube certain things with it. Including, say, condoms.
No.231210
>>230567
>For example I wrote a poem just now about anal masturbation blood.
I like you anon.
No.231220
No.231306
>>230859
please read the thread anon, I wasn't going to actually use WD40, that was a joke.
No.231321
>>231320
I can make your dreams cum true if you live anywhere near NY
No.231329
>>230709
>>230710
I dont think im actually redpilled
I like guns and muh freedums
but im not bent out of shape at libruhls
soft mushy people is a sign youre living in a safe functional society
No.231331
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>>231329
That's also how you stop being in a safe, functional society. Decadence and all that.
No.231332
If anyone near the stockholm area wants to be taken on a hike innawoods, leave me your contact details~
No.231364
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>>230144
>This guy is obviously not the outdoorsy type. He's an artist that doesn't know how to fish and is afraid of the dark. I guarantee he's never gone "camping" outside of boy scouts.
You clearly don't know many boy scouts.
No.231373
>>231364
I've never been in the boy scouts but from what I've heard from friends who were in, it is a den of homosexuality. Rampant butt buggery in bushes.
No.231392
>>231364
>>231373
Fuck, man, that really makes me wish I'd stayed in the scouts. Now I'm really angry at myself.
No.231414
>>231392
When you put twenty 12-15 year old kids together, shit gets really really gay.
No.231422
>>231414
Yeah, I left just before that. Fuck me.
No.231433
>>231364
same shit happened to our pack
we stayed with each other after cub scouts because of it. hehe, good ol days.
>>231373
>>231392
Should've stayed, we talked so much about girls we started "experimenting" to get a feel of how it would feel since one guy said he did it already and it would feel the same.
No.231438
>>231433
Fuck you, now I'm upset.
No.231442
>>231331
not if you turn the entire world into lazy degenerates
No.231445
>>231438
dude, all you had to do was go to the camping trips.
Even the ones where we had to bring our parents we till had fun.
When we moved on to Boyscouts though, haha shit was crazy.
it was more a jokey type of gay thing
>going out for a leak and your friend follows you to fap together in the bushes
>taking off swim trunks at the lake
>one guy who brought his mums dildo
we weren't faggots though, only a few times did someone fuck someone, mostly it was dick rubbing & kissing.
But slowly each of us got gfs and soon stopped :(
No.231456
>>231445
I did go on the camping trips, but I left the scouts when we were still too young to be into sexual things like that. I didn't know it would have led to gay stuff, or I probably would have stayed.
No.231475
>>231373
Things have changed, when I was in the boy scouts we where pretty violent, it was like Hitler youth, all we did was beat the shit out of each other and not in a fun gay way.
No.231481
No.231631
What's that?
your parents went out on a double date too?
No.231632
Practicing for real girls shurrr is funnn :^)
No.231636
>>231632
Oh wow. I never bothered watching that video because it looked boring, but that bottom is cute as hell.
No.231791
>>215945
Alright, I want to hear some more stories so I'll share one of mine.
>Be in the Boy Scouts, 15 or something, can't really remember
>We rotate sleeping partners every camp-out so people feel "included"
>2 scouts to a tent, medium sized troop, not a lot of tents so we can always space them out and have room for games
>There's this one scout who's not that popular. Doesn't like to help out, doesn't play games, a total loner
>One camp-out I was walking around at night, hear some noise coming from his tent
>Quietly~ "Stop", "Don't touch me", "No"
>Voice is not from loner kid but his tent-mate
>Don't think much of it at the time
>Go back to tent, go to sleep
>Camping trip ends and a few weeks later loner kids tent-mate drops out of scouts
>Don't think much of it at the time, why should I care
>Few more weeks go by, new camping trip, I'm in loner kids tent
>Rains on the trip like almost every other god damn trip we went on
>Do soggy activities during the day, by night I'm done and just want to go home
>Loner kid tells me his sleeping bag is soaked
>"Well what the fuck do you want me to do about it"
>Asks to sleep next to me
>"Sure whatever"
>Try to get some sleep but he keeps bumping into me
>He keeps it up until he asks me if he can get inside of my sleeping bag because he's soooo cold
>I let him in
>Shit sucks, there's like no room, he's wet, and won't stop moving
>Decide to just lay there
>Then I start to feel his hands move
>I just lay there
>I can feel them moving ever so slightly waiting for me to react as if I was waking up
>I'm wide awake, but I just lay there
>Ends up unbuttoning my pants and feeling up my junk
>Pretty sure he tried jacking off too
>I just faked being asleep for the entire thing
>Don't know why, sometimes I think I should of done something others I don't care enough
>Camping trip ends and I refuse to ever bunk with him again
>Stay in Scouts, Ger Eagle Rank, then bounce
>Feel kinda traumatized from it years after
>Never talk about it until College
>Therapist thinks it is the cause of my sex addiction
>Can't connect with lovers, cheat on girls, feel detached
>Go back home from break
>See loner kid because he is in a mutual friend group
>We've never talked about it
>Tells me he's Bi
>”Ok”
>Be supportive or whatever, it's Ok to be Bi all that Jazz, I am too but I don't vocalize it
>Emotions rise again and I hate that I did nothing
Now all I want to do is force him to suck me off so I can leave him in a puddle of my own cum and make him feel like trash.
Idk, is it wrong to rape your molester?
No.231854
>>231791
IRL, yes, duh
in my secret fantasies, no
No.231868
No.231902
>Boyfriend invites me to go spend a week at his family's cottage
>Agree instantly because I'm Canadian and cottages are a aphrodisiac to us
>Tells me to bring a bunch of what he refers to as my "cute clothes"
>Arrive there on a Friday night and we'll be there until the next Sunday
>We carry all the supplies inside and he turns on the various generators and water pumps and whatever else.
>Says he's going to chop some firewood and that I should put on "something cute"
>Penis is at semi-chub
>Go through the bag of "cute clothes" I brought and pull out his favourite outfit and put it on
>Lay out the rest of it on the bed because I don't want it to be wrinkled
>It's been about 15 mins since he started chopping wood
>Go downstairs and see him chopping wood in the back
>Go outside
>Be wearing school-girl outfit
>He drops axe and walks over
>Penis is approaching rock-hard
>He's sweaty and smells like man
>He picks me up and carries me inside and up to the bedroom
>Lays me on the bed and starts rubbing my legs
>Penis: Diamond
>Desire for his Penis: 100%
>He puts it in and starts humping me
>He's holding my hips and pushing his tongue into my mouth
>Calls me a "cute girl"
>Cum all over my stomach
>He cums inside me
>We then continued to do that for 10 consecutive days
No.231928
>>231902
Your story was hot aside from the girly stuff. It almost read like one of my fantasies. I'm gonna work on finding a bf to do this with.
No.231942
No.231955
>tfw no bf to go camping with
No.231964
>>231963
Maybe we should organize /cuteboys/ meetup/camping trips.
No.231969
>>231964
That would be scary as fuck.
No.231988
>>231969
keke, I can already see it going down
No.232006
>>231988
Thanks, I needed this laugh.
No.232019
No.232022
No.232041
>>231964
We could always do em like the /k/ meetups. Those are successful and fun. Just don't eat the brownies… er… do i guess, we are on /cuteboys/ after all
>>231969
It will be fine anon!
No.232082
>>232041
There are some very creepy people on here. If there's a meetup, I'm getting as far away from it as possible.
No.232150
>>216603
>>216604
Pink Pistols in [insert town here] when?
No.232152
>>231364
Post the follow-up
I was expecting the Movie Theater Lad storytime
No.232167
>>231955
>>231942
>>231456
>>231438
>>231422
>>231392
>>231320
>>230591
>>230567
>>230474
>>230151
>>230150
>>230113
>>230065
>>230062
>>230057
>>230055
>>216015
>>215985
>>215976
>>215952
>>215950
I need to thank you for this guys. Now I know I'm far from alone with my feelings. We're in this together and I am convinced that through continuous self improvement we'll all be able to make it out of that hole.
Yes, we can live up to our dream. One day we will look back and smile.
I would love to read that anal masturbation blood poem btw
There's something else I need to get off my chest. OP, you're literally the worst type of stereotypical American I ever encountered on the internet. Go eat shit, hillbilly.
No.232194
>>232167
>I would love to read that anal masturbation blood poem btw
I named it "New Moon" (due to the lunar phase we were in while the events happened). Here it is.
No.232198
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>>231791
It's not wrong anon, I say go for it.
I was in the same situation with a guy, except the part when he molested you and the scouts thing.
>>231902
Goddammit Canada, that is my fetish, only I want to do that with a girl and a shower before cause sweet is ewwies.
>>232082
Nah ah, there are just a bunch of cute boys and cute manly guys wanting to get with each other so just stfu you lying piece of drizzle!
No.232236
>>232194
Dafuq?
This one is extremely unconventional. I thought about it for a bit. Please excuse my pathetic attempt at trying to understand your feelings(it seems weird to tell the author what I think of his poetry directly).
Ok, so following the numerology and meter…
there are different layers to your melancholy.
The outcome of your thought processes is always very dynamic, but this unnerves you. Yes, the outcome seems off and it feels like you raised more questions than you answered. But it also shows you're an independent thinker.
You try to compensate for this ambiguous flexibility by shrouding it in tactfulness, diplomacy, forgiveness, gentleness and understanding. The whole point is to keep peace and avoid confrontations as much as possible. It's like an extremely resilient shield helping you survive.
Oh, and then of course there's the large context. Your feelings amplify themselves. Every new instance of complicated thoughts catapults your doubtfulness to a new level. But it also boosts everything connected to it gifting you enormous potential and vitality.
Accessing energies like leadership, optimism, confidence, independence, creative powers, success, originality, adaptability, determination and individuality. It's all opportunity.
You're kind of the Ultimate Survivor type. You say you write these to cope with your experiences? Fits the picture I guess.
Bruh, I don't expect any of this to be true. It's like the first thing we learn about poetry not to tell the fucking author what he's doing. I kinda did it for fun because I liked your poem. If you can at least partly identify that's great though.
No.232237
>>232150
Being gay isn't a huge part of my identity, who I want to stick my dick into isn't anyone's business but my own. I am in GOA and the NRA though. No need to join a special snowflake gun club for homos
>>232167
>There's something else I need to get off my chest. OP, you're literally the worst type of stereotypical American I ever encountered on the internet. Go eat shit, hillbilly.
Because I like firearms and go camping? Or the fact that I make a harmless joke about american history? Made a joke about europeans? I will admit I am more than likely more rural than anyone you've ever encountered in real-life, but I assure you that I'm painfully average. I'm just a guy who likes to hunt, fish, and cuddle under the stars.
No.232241
>>232236
Shit man, I don't even know. I was just writing what was in my mind. The fear that devoured the pleasure I felt seemed to fit well with the darkness of the moon so I just put them together. I really can't tell you any more than that.
No.232247
>>230975
>tfw anon never added me
No.232261
>>232167
A little harsh there. Op din do nuffin.
No.232372
>>232261
He took his job ;_;
No.232604
>Be 14
>Have a good friend in middle school
>always at his place playing vidya, watching shit
>get really comfy at a really awkward and shitty time in life
>Get comfy enough to sleep in the same bed
>One day we're watching TV in his room
>I place a hand on his leg and gently rub
>He doesn't mind
>My my hand up his leg and feel his slim tum
>He doesn't mind
>Pick at his waistline, running my fingers against his pubes
>He tenses up but says nothing
>Eventually weasel my hand into his pants and feel his cock already semi-hard
>Awkwardly rub it against my hand, my heart pounding like crazy
>Slowly grip it, it's really full in my hand
>We make slight eye contact
>Quickly drop inbetween his legs and tug his pants down, shaking
>He's huge, thick.
>To this day one of the best cocks I've seen
>Awkward slide my mouth around it
>Enjoy the feel in my mouth
>About 10 minutes in I stop, feeling awkward about the whole thing
>We go back to watching TV like it was nothing
>IM him when I'm home, apologizing
>He ask me not to do it again
>I gave him head pretty much every time I was over
>Eventually had other friends staying the night crash on the couch so we could have the room alone~
No.232932
>>232604
If he asked you not to do it again, how did you end up doing it again?
No.233129
>>232932
That's the joke boy.
Soon after when we were sleeping in his bed, he big spoon'd me and made awkward attempts to push my head down.
>Early winter, wake up before him
>Decide to grind up against his crotch
>His cock jumps, he's "asleep"
>Decide to take things a bit further
>Pull down my PJs and rub my bare ass against his cock
>He's more than eager to get it inside
>Ended up using lotion or some sit, don't remember
>His cock filled me so well in all directions
>He wraps a firm arm about my chest and pulls me entirely onto his cock
>Fuck yes
>He fucks me while we spoon, I'm pre-cumming all over
>Pulls out and makes me give him head
>blows a load in my mouth
>Repeat for months on end
He never did finish inside of me though, still haven't taken a load. Feels bad man.
No.233415
>>233129
Didn't his penis taste like shit/ass after him fucking you?!
No.233418
>>233129
Didn't his penis taste like shit/ass after him fucking you?!
No.233490
Oh, if only you knew how /k/ openly admits it. Truly the magical place
No.233508
>>233418
>>233415
Nah, I kept my ass really clean. Went to odd ends to keep it immaculate. Eventually had to stop when he got a grillfriend, well, a little after he got a gf.
No.233509
>>233490
I'm confused, are you sayin /k/ is full of fags?
No.233510
>>230326
Still looking? I'm a «normal» bicurious guy. If you're cute, we could try stuff…
Just made a kik account: flaming.phoenix01
No.234984
>>231321
northern NJ. will you make my dreams come true?
No.235082
>>233129
>you will never find a beefy bf to do this to you
I can still dream, at least.
No.235365
>Everytime I read a thread like this
No.235484
>>231791
Find him and do it. He'll probably thank you for it.
No.237859
>>215945
once a year I go camping with my cute friend and this year we finally started hooking up after he broke up with his gf. the camping trip this year is gonna be gud : D
No.237884
>>237859
Congratulations, anon. Maybe there's hope for me after all.
No.237898
How do you do that? I can never seem to keep it particularly clean for that long
No.238232
>>233509
Very late reply, butt fuck it.
You literally have no idea how degenerate /k/ is its truly an amazing place, yes some of them are just crossdressers and straight or both if you're flandre, there are cuteboys/traps in /k/ who post and sometimes would post pics of themselves and yes they own real guns.
besides above, alot of them are kinky as fuck too, not to mention someone made a /k/ringe thread but turned to be F list /k/onfessions which was funny as fuck or whenever there's a right thread post(s) and such will have gay vibes or outright say gay shit or childhood shit that happned like that one anon with a czech friend who he found out was a trap and slept with him while czech friend was wearing a maid outfit. can't find that image sorry worry not though, its always no homo. absolutely nothing gay here.
No.239450
>>231631
>>231632
recognize these two.
They're a couple a big white guy and this tiny latino guy. I'm kinda shocked and turned on he's topping him in this video. Super hot.
No.240244
>>231632
>>239450
I'd love to go camping with that bottom guy, as long as he also likes to top. It's even hotter if he's a big guy.
No.253936
>>230474
If you read this, anon, please message me. I'm your soulmate
Skype or kik jojomagee1
No.253949
Ya know, I have a hard time believing stories from 8chan or 4chan. But nevertheless, great story OP.
No.254525
>>215945
>pressuring someone who doesn't want to lewd on first day into sex
Kind of fucked up tbh. Also pasta judging by the retarded spaces between every line.
No.254535
>>231632
>mfw that video is just like me and my bf
big bottom on tiny top master race