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 No.218801

>2015

>being a virgin cuteboy

Should I just kill myself?

 No.218813

pics? I'll come steal your virginity :^)


 No.218819

Virgin cuteboys are highly desired I'm guessing


 No.218820

Being less than 5% of the population is really a pain in the ass except it isn't really because I'm not getting fucked ;_;.


 No.218831

>Should I just kill myself?

No, unless you're over 25 and still a virgin.

like myself


 No.218837

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>never happened to be attracted to another gay guy

>still approach guys

>100% of the time they turn out to be straight

>will be forever a virgin cuteboy

Somebody end this curse


 No.218841

>>218837

this is why dating apps are especially useful for gays


 No.218846

I keep saying to myself I'll get a bf later in life but I'm probably gonna end up old as fuck and alone still waiting


 No.218847

>>218801

Better than losing it to someone you had no feelings for at all… while drunk.

Hang in there OP, you'll find somebody.


 No.218849

>>218847

Is it really though?


 No.218864

>>218801

What's stopping you from losing it?


 No.218871

>>218864

debilitating anxiety


 No.218882

>>218871

Where do you live?

I can help you lose it, AND fulfill any rape fantasies you might have at the same time.


 No.218890

>>218882

not in freedom land sorry


 No.218891

>>218871

Anything specific? Like are you afraid of being hurt or taken advantage of?


 No.218898

I'm a 24 year old CD and I'm saving it for someone I love.


 No.222487

>>218898

>What is a CD?

Have you found someone you love yet? or got something going for you and not being a complete neckbeard


 No.222489

>>218801

>Get horny and really wanna suck a cock

>Sometimes when I'm using a public toilet I think about blowing a stranger in a cubicle

>Afraid to actually do it with a stranger in case I end up regretting it for life

Is it worth it to save yourself for a bf or am I just being naive and childish?


 No.222490

>>222487

CD = Crossdresser


 No.222497

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>tfw kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin cuteboy

is there any hope left? i'm 21


 No.222499

>>222497

I'm 22 and in the same situation.

We have two choices:

>Fuck some asshole off craigslist

>Become super cute and have guys approach US


 No.222500

>>222499

becoming cute is hard


 No.222502

>>218801

"It is the current year" = worst. reasoning. ever.


 No.222505

>>222500

I know, but what other choice do we have?

Besides, it'll be worth it in the end and it's fun being cute. Shave your legs and you won't be able to stop stroking them, it's addictive. It's like having a hobby, you gradually improve and become more knowledgeable over time. Growing your hair out is another easy way to get that first cuteness confidence boost.


 No.222507

>more so as the days go by, I'm starting to look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo

>can't help but feel I'm never gonna fuck some tight /cb/ ass

>suffering


 No.222516

>>222497

exactly how autistic are you?


 No.222542

>>222487

>Have you found someone you love yet?

Yes


 No.222552

>>222505

How long does that take?


 No.222564

Even if I got into a relationship that I like, I'd somehow end up fucking it all up.

So it's better to not even try.


 No.222603

>>218849

Yes, it is. Sex ≠ love, but you should at least share that shit with people you care about. It's not something to undertake too lightly. And really, virginity doesn't mean shit. I feel just the same after losing my own a few months back. Don't worry, man. Take your time


 No.222659

>>222552

To gorw your hair out? Depends on the person but I'd say 3-4 months to get that fingers through the hair fuccboi look.


 No.222719

http://strawpoll.me/6039251

It's ok OP, I have a feeling there's many virgins on /cuteboys/.


 No.222724

I've never understood this, why don't all the virgins on here just get together?

Its clear there are a lot of you here that are and that you aren't all tops or bottoms. I'm not suggesting that you all have an orgy or anything but idk talk to each other out side of just complaining about how you can't get laid.


 No.222732

>>222724

There's only 300~ of us on this board.

Spread all around the world, with the only people close to each other still being pretty far away. Plus there's the fact that we want relationships, not booty calls. So you have to factor in two people just not hitting it off. Then there's the sub/dom split, hair or no hair, muscle or no muscle. You just end up with a so close yet so far situation.


 No.222833

>>222497

21

I know this feel, except I'm not cute


 No.222846

>>218841

True but in my city many of the guys on dating apps and sites kinda suck. It's just best to get lucky and try to meet guys irl


 No.222853

>>222499

18 and same here. I could probably try to be cute if I wanted to, but I prefer to look different. I would feel like a bit of a scrub if I started shaving and wore stylish clothing.


 No.222854

>>218846

this is me


 No.222895

>>222724

People can get laid they just don't want to.

Considering the hundreds of messages I got on grindr I think it's really really easy if you're gay and looking for sex. Or just go to a gaybar.

It's hard to get relationship.

I'm not virgin but I'm looking for a cute guy to start a relationship with. That is hard.


 No.222931

23 and virgin. I think I wasted my youth by not really giving a fuck about sex. Maybe I was too depressed to go out and try to find somebody, or even to feel worthy of being desired.

The thing is I feel really lonely now, I want to try things, but I can't find anyone.

Map is not working, IRL would be hard because I'm closeted and grindr sucks. I'm not even that bad looking I think, I'm just autistic.


 No.223053

>>222505

Well, if you have the motivation and energy to do it, then go ahead. I don't.


 No.223054

>>223053

I do it because I enjoy seeing the results.

If you enjoy who you are now, that's cool. Just do what makes you happy.


 No.223056

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>>222497

I'm 20 soon but I think I'll be in the same situation as you in a year or two. I've just given up now. If someone cute comes on to me then sure, but I'm not gonna bother trying it myself since it won't work.

Doesn't help that I have high standards.


 No.223514

>Took me 3 hours to get to sleep last night because I kept daydreaming about having a bf

;_;


 No.223519

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>>223514

Iktf bro


 No.223571

>>223054

I don't enjoy who I am. I just don't have the energy to change.

>>223514

it sucks, doesn't it?


 No.223620

>>223514

It's even worse when it's a specific person you know who has a gf. The pain, illa pœna damni infinita…


 No.223672

>>222931

this is like me only I wasted my youth shut away at home because I'm scared of the outside world.


 No.223756

I'm fat have social anxiety, depression, massive self-loathing issues and my genes are the same as a fucking football player. If i were even vaguely cute I look like a mix of a neckbeard and a hipster that hasn't let go of his emo phase i'd put my self out there but no one wants a bottom that hates everything including themselves and no one wants a top that looks like he hasn't showered in a week. I'm 19 and i think i'm going to die alone.


 No.223758


 No.223760

>>223758

bully!


 No.229373

>tfw 18 and not a virgin


 No.229400

>>229373

Fucking normie


 No.229401

>Meet older guy

>First date goes well, set up a second date

>He's taking me to lunch

I just want him to take my virginity already, you'd think he'd be dying to fuck me but he keeps ignoring all my hints that he should show me his place and keeps talking about taking it slow.


 No.229406

>>229401

You should respect his boundaries?


 No.229407

where are you guys all at? like what states?


 No.229408

>>229407

I'm in Maryland. Why do you want to know?


 No.229410

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 No.229411

>>229410

I don't get it.


 No.229419

File: 1449597014092.jpg (22.15 KB, 241x480, 241:480, ss (2015-12-08 at 09.48.05….jpg)

23 y/o virgin here, it sucks

Im pretty cute, i think

I never found anyone I liked though not really

I just want to really like who I'm fucking


 No.229456

>>229425

I've never really had friends either, it's a crushing feel


 No.229517

>>222719

jesus guys, i didn't think it would be this many people, it's really not that hard to find someone to fug you


 No.229518

>>229411

Why do you think he wants to know.


 No.229534

Anyone wanna hit me up…? So we can be lonely together? ;~;


 No.229538

Grindr is fucking dumb.

They won't let me use a picture of my butt as my profile picture even though I'm wearing underwear. It's a fucking sex app, why the fuck are there rules on decency?


 No.229540

>>229538

Just wait a week when they turn off your free premium trial and the app becomes inoperable.


 No.229543

>>229540

>Guy asked for a face pic

>He deleted our conversation as soon as he got it

>Uninstall the app in shame


 No.229558

>>229543

>guy asked for a pic

>send him my face

>says it's cute but doesn't respond after that

Yeah, I don't know what that's supposed to mean. Maybe he was looking for someone more masculine…

>>229540

Does that really happen? What exactly does it do?


 No.229616

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>>223514

>Dream about having a bf who loves me

>really nice dream

>wake up

>cry a little


 No.229638

>>229419

qt body

are you in the midwest/eastcoast?


 No.229639

>>229616

I will snuggle with you right now tbh


 No.229646

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>>229639

Unless you are in the Orange County california area, that isnt happening

I just want a cuteboy to bigspoon and possibly dick in the middle of the night


 No.229665

>>229638

nop

norcal ese

>>229646

tfw not in socaaaaaaaaal


 No.229667

>>229665

isn't norcal supergay though?


 No.229691

>>229646

>I just want a cuteboy to bigspoon and possibly dick in the middle of the night

That shouldn't be difficult to find in Orange County, California.


 No.229710

Allright then FUCK IT!

I'm fucking a guy off craigslist and none of you guys better stop me. I mean it this time I'm serious I'm gonna get the shit fucked out of me. I'm gonna let him breed me like a whore. I'm 22 dammit, I refuse to let my youth drift away waiting for mr.right, it's time for mr.goodenough.


 No.229712

>>229710

You're doing the right thing.


 No.229763

>>223056

Would you date yourself?


 No.229767

>>229763

Not him but I met a guy online once who was like 99% a clone of me. Same beliefs, same opinions, same tastes, same everything.

I fucking hated him.


 No.229782

>>229767

I don't think there is another person in existence who is that similar to me. I'm jealous of you.


 No.229786

>>229782

It was a fun novelty for 30 minutes, but it was just a constant reminder of how pathetic I was and what all my flaws were.


 No.229789

>>229786

You should work on your self esteem.


 No.229793

>>229789

You could be Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime and it'd get annoying talking to yourself. It's something you can't get until it happens to you.


 No.233986

I am a virgin in every sense. I really want to try cuddling someone. Bet it feels good resting your head onto of someone elses.


 No.233998

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>>223514

Yeah, you don't need to remind me this. ;__;


 No.234079

>>229763

If I were to date myself I doubt "we" would see each other that often. Just cuddle whenever we both felt like it and play games. One of me would probably want to talk every now and then but the other one would be feeling too asocial.


 No.234092

>>233986

Same here. I lie awake at night just wishing I had someone to hold onto.


 No.234105

File: 1451153823754.gif (502.11 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1.gif)

>Arrange to meet a guy for casual sex

>Get within 50ft of our meeting place and chicken out

>Email him and apologise as soon as I get home, fully expecting an angry reply which would be totally justified

>He's understanding and wants to know if meeting in public first will help

D-Damn it, this guy is too good for a shitty person like me. I'll make it up to him when we meet up.


 No.234508

>>222497

I lose mine in under a week and I'm barely not 22 don't worry


 No.234512

>>229763

I'd be fwb with myself but not date


 No.234515

File: 1451259201426.jpg (30.23 KB, 600x578, 300:289, 857.jpg)

>suffering KV cuteboys

Yes, this smuggens me


 No.235307

>>218801

Why? You're giving up any chance of meeting the guy who'd take your virginity.

You'll get some one day, Anon, don't give up on me now.


 No.235524

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>>234105

casual sex and most gays that partake in it are degenerate anon

find a nice cuteboy that wants more than your butt


 No.235581

>>235524

But I'm too ugly, I'm 22 but I look 28.


 No.237814

>>229665

I'm in norcal. What area anon?


 No.237823

There are several guys wanting to fuck me after going on hook up apps. I won't do it because I don't find any of them attractive.


 No.238225

I bet all of you whining in this thread about not being held tightly while a nice hard dick is slowly but forcefully pushed into your butt aren't even on the map. that dick is just an email away.


 No.238226

>>238225

I'm on the map, but there is nobody in my area.


 No.238227

>>237823

Oh you poor thing.


 No.238229

File: 1452558728862.jpg (216.28 KB, 800x800, 1:1, afd0a9bfe8b2951764ef0a2cf8….jpg)

Why is that such a bad thing? I'd love to meet a cuteboy who's not a huge slut that bangs anything that moves.


 No.238230

>>238226

well at least you tried that much, there are so many here don't even do that.

out of curiosity what part of which country are you in?

>>238229

because it's a problem a lot of people would love to have. it's like complaining about how you have too much food but you don't like any of it in the presence of people who are starving to death.

>>238229


 No.238245

>>238230

I'm in Maryland. There are a ton of guys on Grindr who I find attractive but I'm too scared to contact them.


 No.238257

>>223620

i can share them feels


 No.238311

>>238230

You're underestimating how desperate/easy a lot of these online men are. A lot of the time you just have to give them your stats and they give you a number for when you want to get fucked. But it's only an appealing offer if the guy offering is attractive, depends what kinda standards and taste you have.


 No.238320

>tfw when 31 and still not been given a good ass ramming

Oh well, at least I've sucked several cocks in my time. Word of warning, your jaw hurts like fuck if you aren't practised. Do it on bananas first.


 No.238493

>>222497

if you arre cute, you can get laid


 No.238494

>>238320

this gent just made me wish to visit UK


 No.238751

Do /cuteboy/ virgins post on the map or are they too shy? I'm also a virgin and would be ideal to find another instead of using the map.


 No.238777

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>>238751

I did, put my marker like 8 months ago. got like, 3 mails.

I was going to meet with the first guy, but in the end we only stayed as internet friends. He's cool but weren't physically attracted to each other.

The second one wasn't really interesting to me and too far away.

And finally I actually had a date with a girl after like 3 months of talking online and sending pics and stuff to each other but the second time she didn't show up and one week after that she told me she didn't really like me and that she was actually getting a bf.

So yeah, I'm either too autistic, too ugly or just unlucky, I don't really know. But hey, I guess it works for some people.

And I check the map from time to time, but the only new marker near me I've seen was from the first guy who contacted me…


 No.238828

Sex is easy with a slut app like grindr

Relationships are the hard part ;_;


 No.238848

I am 30 and bisexual. I have a girlfriend at the moment. However, I am into cuteboys very much. It's a big turn on. The problem is from my point of view that all of you want relationship and no way that you would like to have some fun on a side. Now I am reading this and can't even understand you all. It's like, do you want to get fucked or not? I've been trying for a year now to find a cuteboy to have fun time. I can be romantic, can be rough, dominant etc. Can anyone explain to me why am I having a hard time finding someone? Is it because I am 30? I look pretty good actually, but can't even get to a meet up. It's just so confusing.


 No.238851

>>238848

>The problem is from my point of view that all of you want relationship and no way that you would like to have some fun on a side.

>It's like, do you want to get fucked or not?

Some of us actually want love and commitment from people and not just be the person you fuck when your SO won't put out.


 No.238852

>>238851

Maybe it sounded like I'm pissed or angry. Not at all. I just can't understand most of you how who keep complaining, but won't do a thing to change that.

Could someone answer my question so I am not confused anymore? I would like to know if I should look elsewhere and for some older guys and quit "chasing" cuteboys? I mean there has to be a few who are OK with a little bit older guy.


 No.238853

>>238852

He answered your question. We are complaining because there are too many people like you.


 No.238889

I'd rather have 1 good friend then sex. Unfortunately I'll probably never have either.


 No.239338

>>238828

Great, guess I will use that then. Guess /cuteboys/ are too autistic for anything to happen irl


 No.239339

>>238852

>there has to be a few who are OK with a little bit older guy.

lel, too bad we don't live in the same continent because I am ok with "older guys"




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