No.220079
Advice thread! Whether it be about blowjobs, sex or anything else!
No.220083
How do I stop being a spineless autistic coward?
No.220086
>>220083
You come to terms with the fact that the cowardice is in your head, the autism can be managed and that you are a productive member of society, NEET or not.
No.220089
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How do I meet cute boys for relationship purposes
No.220119
still a virgin at 23. Is there hope or am I fucked?
No.220127
>>220119
Where in the UK are you?
No.220139
>>220119
lost virginity at 23 also. dont worry
No.220140
No.220154
How do I talk to cute guys irl? Like how do I know if they like dicks like me?
No.220155
>>220127
Birmingham.
>>220139
To be truthful I never talk to anyone or go anywhere, I'm a shut-in neet. Maybe I would have lost it already if I was normal, but I don't know.
No.220157
No.220174
>>220155
Craigslist, friendo. Just make a listing in the personals that make you seem like a weak faget anyone could take advantage of (because you are), and that pesky virginity will be gone inside a week. Along with your freedom, but you're on cuteboys so there's a 50% chance you're into that anyway.
No.220178
>>220140
the map isn't really that great from my experience
No.220214
>>220140
Never works.
I just want a /cuteboy/ who likes a tall hairy guy with minor self esteem issues.
No.220215
>>220214
Do the self esteem issues mean I can pressure you into shaving the hairy parts?
If so I don't mind tall guys.
No.220220
>>220140
>post on map thread / make a marker upon first discovering this place
>no one else in my town, closest /cuteboy/ is over an hour away
>get to know a few guys in the community via Steam, Skype, other chats
>turns out a few of them live in my town, are single, but just don't want to be on the map for shyness or privacy reasons
Guess it's a bit much to ask for flirtation from a bunch of social misanthropes, but come on.
No.220224
>>220220
>tfw this means there's a chance there are qts in western mass
No.220228
>>220215
Eh. I don't know. The self esteem comes more so from my face and personality rather than my body.
Also goddamn is shaving a pain.
No.220253
>>220157
yeah. that's kinda far, even going for a walk is like an adventure for me ..
>>220174
I tried it before when I was like 19, never got any responses though, no idea why.
No.220286
What the fuck am I supposed to do with my skin? My skin is always super dry and rough and I get acne on my arms and butt. It's not huge problem but it doesn't look very attractive.
I know I should be moisturizing, but there's a thousand different moisturizers and I don't know which ones are good.
I would look up all of this online, but I don't even know where to start.
No.220315
Whats the best way to get rid of hair?
I shaved my chest for the first time ever and while it's smooth and I feel sexy, I know I'm gonna have to shave every 2 or 3 days to keep it like this.
I'm too embarassed to get waxed by someone. Are epilators any good?
No.220380
How do I get rid of bacne (back acne)?
I always scrub my back thoroughly with soap when I shower, but I still get breakouts constantly. I have had this issue since I was 15 (20 now). My BF is coming to visit me in two months, and I would like to do as much as I can to mitigate my bacne issues before he arrives.
No.220422
Reposting BJ guide. Requesting tips on rimming because I desperately want to do it but don't want to wander in blind.
No.220429
>>220422
also
blowing someone is sort of like whistling, just with a cock in your mouth and bobbing your head
No.220435
what exercises do i try to make my butt/legs better
No.220445
I had / have a friends with benefits thing with a gay guy. quick meetups, usually in a car or at the side of his house. I'm straight acting. It used to be every few months but we've only done it twice in the last two or three years.
he's grown a beard. I've never fucked anyone but him and I want to fuck him again, but he won't shave the beard or body hair. I thought he was hot when he was a twink, now I just fuck him in the ass and forget the hair because I've had a couple of drinks anytime I ask to meet with him these days. I fucked him a few months ago, and before that it was over a year, I think
Am I being unreasonable in trying to get him to shave? Should I just forget about him and go back to mapthreads? he's "safe" because I already know him so I really want to keep banging him and get an ideal fuck out of him (shaved, in a free house or hotel room instead of at the side of his parents house)
No.220452
>>220445
>only see him in fifteen minute increments that are months apart
Yes, you're being unreasonable. It can't hurt to tell him you'd rather he shaved, just be prepared for him to understandably annoyed because you're not his bf nor in his life other than to occasionally use him as a fuckhole.
I suggest putting up with it or telling him your thoughts then moving back to map threads.
No.220454
>>220445
I'd say you're reasonable. People have their preferences.
I think, however, that if he wont shave for you then he's not the right guy. He's not getting a face tattoo, just shaving.
No.220458
>>220435
these in left column
No.220461
>>220458
thanks man
where'd you find this?
No.220519
No.220554
>>220461
either here or /lgbt/
No.220558
>>220519
why did you feel the need to use imgur when we are on a fucking imageboard?
No.220581
>>220286
I used to have super dry skin. I've tried every moisturizer out there and the best one I've used is O'Keefe's Working Hands. Seriously this shit is the best.
No.220659
Not sure if any of these are true, but enjoy!
No.220751
>>220659
>Try this
>On Soy Lecithin, L-Arginine and Pygeum suppliment pills, getting Zinc through daily multivitamins
>Increases cum only by making it more watery
>Same amount of cum, just floating in pre-like transparent goo
>Already leak a lot of precum so no real changes there
>Already shoot hard because I started kegels way before
>I wasted about £30 on this shit
I hear it's different for different people, but I found it mostly disappointing. It does say it increases volume by making it more watery, but I (stupidly) expected tons of cum rather than the same but diluted, which was a let down – kind of like someone offering you a bigger coffee, then simply making a normal one in a huge mug then topping it off with water. It just isn't the same.
The best benefits I found in them were in the zinc multivitamins and l-arginine simply because both compliment an active lifestyle. Still, if you've got the money to burn on dumb suppliments, it can't hurt to try.
No.220759
I use vitamin C and vitamin D pills. I think they work.
No.220784
>>220214
I just wanna be a hairy guys cock slave :(
No.220890
>>220784
A U S T I N
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Or let me move in with you
No.220989
I'm going to bottom for someone tomorrow night. I'm a virgin. How do I gaysex? Actually, how do I sex in general?
No.220994
>>220989
have you ever inserted an object close to the size of his erect penis into your bum? have you ever done anything anally by yourself, and does he have experience?
No.220996
>>220994
>have you ever inserted an object close to the size of his erect penis into your bum?
Yep, quite bigger, actually.
> have you ever done anything anally by yourself
All the time, lmao
> does he have experience?
Definitely.
It's less "how do put dick in butt"
No.220997
>>220994
Sorry, reply got cut off.
It's less "how do put dick in butt", and more "what to do to make him feel good and what not to do"
No.221023
>>220997
>rinse youself thoroughly beforehand, almost nobody likes poopdick
>be vocal so he knows when he's doing a good job
>get a rhythm going, and synchronize with him; if he's on top don't just lie there, push back as he thrusts and meet him halfway
>if you're any good at kegels, try squeezing his dick with your butt when he starts to cum
Beyond that, just enjoy yourself and he'll most likely appreciate you getting off on his dick.
No.221039
What's the best way to lose the last 10-15KG and get a flat stomach while still looking feminine?
No.221048
>>221039
Cardio.
You'll lose weight but won't build a lot of muscle. Running, cycling, jogging on the spot, anything that gets your heart pumping intensely for 30 minutes 3 times a week. Diet is important too, vegetables are low in calories and make you feel full. Chicken will help your body repair itself by providing you with protein. Drink lots of water and avoid junk food.
Very simple rule: Eat less and exercise more than you are doing right now and you will DEFINITELY lose weight. It's impossible not to.
No.221242
>>221048
What about leg fat?
No.221246
No.221300
>>221242
You can't pick and choose where you lose fat. It's down to your genetics where you'll lose fat from but it's generally an even distribution all over your body. If you're worried about getting skinny legs, do leg exercises to build up your leg muscles. Your legs will appear bigger, if you don't like how muscular they look then gain weight and the fat will cover the muscle.
No.221322
Are those wax strips you can buy in shops any good? How do they compare to a professional waxing?
No.221522
whats the best way to maintain a cute slender twink body. I've already got one but I'm only 19 and I want to make it last as long as possible
No.221527
>>221522
Scroll up slightly. There are four replies between your question and >>221048, which already provides the answer – do cardio and eat moderately healthy and your weight will stay low and you'll stay slender.
I hate being this salty, but it isn't fucking difficult to lurk moar, or at very least read the thread you're posting in.
No.221557
>>220422
>>220425
These guides have good material but by Indra's boypussies who decided on that font
No.221858
How do I stop my face from breaking out into acne volcanos
No.221871
No.222010
>>220089
I met mine on Twitter :^)
No.222012
>>220154
You don't. That's why I think statistics on gay people is useless. You can't know if someone is gay unless they admit they are.
Some even marry women
No.222018
>>221858
Wahs your face good daily and find a suitable cream to treat what you have
No.222058
I guess my query would be blowjob related.
The guide already posted gives techniques for suppressing the gag reflex in relation to solid objects like delicious cawks .
However, the crux of my question is: Solid objects aren't so bad, but thick, viscous liquids are a problem. years of allergies and sinus drainage have conditioned my gag reflex to be very sensitive to liquids with a mucous-like consistency
So eh, does anyone have any ideas here? How does I into handling the gag reflex from the cum itself?
No.222157
>>222010.
That's how I met my ex gf
No.222160
>>222058
Well, if you're capable of taking your man's cock deep, you can have him push past your gag reflex when he's about to nut. If you can't taste it, you can't gag on it.
Otherwise, I think it's just something you need to get used to and work through.
No.222170
>>222058
Tuck your thumb into its own hand and squeeze.
No.222682
No.233362
What is the best way to go about shaving balls without too much blood, pain, and overall misery?
No.233385
>want to suck a stranger's cock
>can't host
>don't want to go to someone's house and end up just getting mugged or locked in their rape dungeon
>can't do it in a public-ish place in case I get caught
Not looking for advice really, just venting my frustration at how I will never get to suck a cock.
>>233362
Have you tried to do it before? It's just like shaving any other part of the body for me. I don't know why people are so scared. I get that it's your balls, but trust me you're no more likely to cut them than when shaving your face.
No.233389
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>>220228
>Also goddamn is shaving a pain.
On this note, any advice about epilation or plucking especially with the genital areas? Nair was the only thing that seemed to work well–shaving didn't do the job–and even then the regrowth itched terribly.
It is mind-boggling how a hygeine-deficient creature like Chris-chan bothers to shave his genitals.
No.233395
>>233362
>Take a hot bath
>Soak in the water for a while
>Exfoliate your balls with a soapy loofah or something
>Use nail scissors to trim any really long hairs
>Get a clean wet razor
>Dry your balls, make sure the bathroom is still hot so your scrotum doesn't shrink/contract
>Apply shaving foam, grab your balls/scrotum where you can and pull it taut
>Gently run the razor down it
>Repeat until smooth
Also, as expected with all wet shaving, be prepared for small cuts regardless until you get practice and your skin gets used to it.
No.233530
Is my dick really my own dick? Can I trust it?
No.233531
>>233395
Give me the motherfuckin sauce on that sweet ass gif.
No.233620
How do I make my cum less salty?
No.233681
>>233531
Search himegoto anime
No.233737
Alright, how do you even approach/flirt with cuteboys in the street?
I've met the same twink (apparently coming back from cardio) a couple of times walking around my neighborhood, but how do you even flirt, hell, how do you even talk with someone when they're just walking on the street?
It doesn't sound like something normies would do, if they wanna flirt, they usually go to nightclubs.
I also met the cutest boy I've ever personally seen while taking the subway (and we even exchanged gazes for a couple of seconds), but how would you even go around talking to someone in a crowded train? Who would ever be receptive to flirting when commuting?
Also, how do I know what kind of glare someone has? I'm not too sure if he was checking me out or thinking I was a maniac.
No.233865
>>233737
Personally I won't flirt with another guy unless I already know their gay but its otherwise the same for picking up chicks as it is dudes.
No.233867
>>233737
I love it when people upfront tell me I'm cute or handsome, so you should try the same. Just go up to them and tell them you think they're cute. If they're straight they will say thanks but should tell you they don't roll that way.
No.233872
i look like a chubby bear but i'm actually a sub. how do i get men stronger, older, and with bigger dicks than mine to fuck me?
No.233889
Meeting up with someone in under a week to go on a multi-day date with and we're both kind of spergy and shy, him evidently much more so. We're both DTF in advance, have sent nudes, and really into each other, but I want him to be as comfortable as possible with me. Any tips on easing him there so when I give him my virginity we both enjoy it as much as possible?
also handjob tips would be lovely.
No.233918
>>233867
>If they're straight they will say thanks
Or punch you.
No.233920
>>233918
Only the really rare asshole in most areas.
No.233922
>>233920
No clue where you're from, but straight people everywhere else tend to take great offense to being thought gay.
No.233926
>>233922
I live in North Carolina (though a more liberal part of it, I suppose)
No.233943
>>233922
>straight people everywhere else tend to take great offense to being thought gay.
>everywhere
lol nope. I don't live in a shithole
No.233948
>>233922
No clue where you're from, but the worst rebuffing of a homosexual I have ever seen is the jealous girlfriend butting in and having a hissy fit.
Maybe violent thugs who will jump on any excuse to start punching people will react that way, but most guys are civil and polite about it. Discomfort can be excused.
No.234029
>>233889
>handjob tips
Ask him to show you how he masturbates and try to replicate it with your handjob. Guys who masturbate(read:all guys) have refined the art of using a hand to pleasure themselves in the perfect way for them so the closer you can get to what he feels is just perfect, the better it will feel for him.
No.234099
So, underage here (16), any advices to become a qt boy? what should I start doing?
No.234104
>>234099
>underaged
You bout to get banned, boy.
No.234106
>>234104
that's no advice anon -_-
No.234109
No.234110
>>234099
Before you get banned:
Hormone treatment
Exercise
Healthy eating
Skin Care
No.234111
>>234110
Hormone treatment? I don't wanna be a trap.
No.234113
>>234110
>hormones
Go fuck yourself.
No.234114
>>234111
>don't wanna be a trap
Then what the fuck did you mean by "qt boy"?
No.234116
>>234114
I want to be a cute boy, a B-O-Y.
I love being male, I don't wanna have tits or anything.
I just want to look more soft and pretty. Never been into traps, they are creepy ( most of them).
No.234119
>>234114
Go back to your shemale threads
>>234116
Like an anon said above, eat well, exercise, smile, dress nice, chill and just be yourself
No.234120
>>234119
Damn, exercise…
Thanks for the advice,when I get ready I'll post for u guys.
No.234124
>>234120
I'm currently following >>227127 and >>227476 and so far it's been working for me.
Good luck anon
No.234125
>>234124
Thank u.
Glad to have you cuteboys as masters. :3
No.234131
>>234120
It's really hard to get into exercise at first, but it gets better and more routine with time. If needed, find a gym buddy. They can encourage you and make going to gym way more fun.
>>234124
Oh hey that's me. Glad to hear the routine is working for you anon
No.234135
>>234131
Guess I'll get the dust off my bike.
Good thing you guys could help me, I stopped drinking soda & eating junk a while ago, I already feel better.
Too bad Christmas time has such goodies & delicious stuff.
Any of you have tips for acne? I'll get into treatment probably soon, but what else can I do to get rid of it?
No.234137
>>234135
>I stopped drinking soda & eating junk a while ago
Good. Only drink water and do not snack on junk food.
For acne you can visit a dermatologist and they'll prescribe you creams. You say you're 16 though so don't worry too much about it, your acne should naturally go away in a few years. You are still really young so don't stress over appearances.
No.234138
>>234137
I was hoping to go trough a accutane treatment, should I go for it?
My dad didn't let me do it the first time a dermatologist recommended, I went through other treatments, worked fine but they just keep coming. ;_;
Now is kinda ok face but there are kinds of marks and some light nodules.
No.234139
>>234116
>I just want to look more soft and pretty.
Sounds pretty trappy to me. Traps don't have tits. They're just feminine boys.
>>234119
Shemales are gross.
No.234143
>>234131
Np, thanks for posting the routine.
>>234135
Just try not to pick or touch, it usually makes it work. Try to wash your face every morning and replace the pillow covers as often as you can.
No.234144
>>234139
A trap is like a dude who wants to be a girl but didn't cut his dick off.
I don't want to look like a girl, I don't like gurlz, that's why I'm gay. :3
No.234146
>>234138
Unless your acne is really bad, don't do accutance. Again, by the time you're 20 your face should be good
Also this >>234143
No.234147
>>234146
It's not that bad anymore, but there are some stains from when it was worst.
Will those stains ever leave my face?
No.234151
>>234150
Why do you want to do this?
No.234152
>>234150
I wouldn't shoot myself at all unless you don't mind the chance of surviving and this happening to you: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bef_1375219396
I wouldn't kill myself at all, either. Don't do that.
No.234179
>need family for support
>not sure if they would accept it if I got a bf
No.234188
>>234179
Then don't tell them?
No.236354
How does I prostate?
Tried last night with a toothbrush. I've attempted anal stuff before but it's done nothing for me. Last night everything seemed to come together a bit more though. My butt was super clean, and when I put my finger in for a bit at first my ass seemed to start lubricating itself which I've never experienced before. There was all this clear liquid, and sometimes a few drops would drip out of my ass. That made me so fucking horny. I tried my best with the toothbrush, pushing it into all kinds of angles, and felt some tingles I hadn't felt before, but I still wasn't able to make any magic happen. I wish I wasn't a NEET loser that lived with his parents so I could get a proper toy.
No.236402
>>236354
>This.
I am in the same boat, I keep feeling around looking for this magical g spot up my butt and I have found nothing. Untried with my fingers and I think I almost found it once because I was almost instantly erect.
Still can't seem to get a bead on it though. What do anons ? Help a cute boy out.
No.236642
>>236402
>>236354
You could try reaching for it externally. If you feel around the base of your penis near your balls hard enough you might get that peeing feeling typical of prostate stimulation. Should be near where you feel your PC muscle flexing.
Disclaimer: I have no idea how safe this method is, so don't go too hard.
No.236748
>>236354
Forget the toothbrush, it's not big enough. Lie in your back, stick two fingers in, curve them towards the ceiling as much as possible and then move up and down until you find it.
You should feel a lump about the size of a hazelnut, then, a little further on, a tiny slightly sharp feeling nubbin. The nubbin is the *very* sensitive part that not many people know exists - but all of it is your prostate.
Bare in mind that stimulating the prostate won't automatically feel pleasurable. It's not a male equivalent of the g-spot, no matter how horny you get. It feels far better combined with fapping, or being fucked by something relatively substantial. Just poking it with your fingers or a toothbrush will not necessarily feel good.
>>236642
Don't do this.
(the 'self-lubricating ass' thing is actually happening, tho, it's mucus)
No.236753
No.236768
>>236748
Because what you're actually doing is compressing your urethra, hence the 'needing to pee' feeling. I don't know if that is bad for you, unless you do it while you cum (in which case, your semen gets diverted to your bladder which can be damaging). Bottom line - the prostate is not accessible in any way from outside the body. Soz.
No.236800
>>236768
I constrict my urethra all the time without feeling the need to pee, so I don't think it's that. I was able to expel prostate fluid this way, so I guess either I dreamt the whole thing or your talking a load of BS.