No.221694
So I'm wondering why you all browse this board, my reasons are to search for lonely and/or damaged cute boys or guys in general to take under my wing and help, I would much rather talk and have a good friend/cuddlebuddy than a quick fucktoy.
Too many people here seem desperate to lose their virgin status, yet don't understand all the ins and outs of sex, leading to their first time being a disaster, it's a shame really. That and being so eager to meet the first stranger that offers them physical contact, putting themselves at risk of harm.
No.221696
I'm 22 and I've always wanted to be cute.
I'd never tried to be up until recently because of how hairy I was I thought it'd be useless. If I shave my legs and butt then I'm smooth and hair free for like 12 hours before stubble starts growing, which is better thn nothing I suppose. My chest breaks out in a rash if I try and shave it, the hair is just too thick. I'm gonna try making my own sugaring wax so I can try and get my chest as smooth as my legs. I know I'll never be a skinny twink but I'll become cute or die trying.
/cuteboys/ is a usefull resource for advice and a potential place to meet a bf.
No.221701
Came here to fap. Didnt rxpect feels ;_;
No.221708
>>221694
>to take under my wing
Nigga you ain't special
>Why do you browse Cuteboys?
To look at cuteboys obviously, to learn what guys think is cute, to get attention the few times I post a picture of myself …
to bask in the fact that a lot of people here are losers, and it makes me feel less bad about myself and my current life..
and that maybe I might run into one of these said losers one day.
No.221719
I like the pics and I like cute boys. I'd like to find someone to become friends with, but living in the middle of the sticks in North Carolina makes that a bit difficult :/
No.221730
1)porn
2)find someone to fuck
2 I know isn't happening but I keep looking, the people you seem to think are here are not the people who are actually here. your use of the word "seem" was a very apt choice.
No.221749
>>221708
Woah "Nigga", when did I claim to be special?
>>221730
>the people you seem to think are here are not the people who are actually here.
Got proof? I could link threads here with people who do come off as desperate, I have even had an email back and forth with a couple of people who just wanted to lose their virginity.
No.221750
I browse because it gives me hope I won't die alone and someone might actually want me
No.221824
im here because im a slut, that likes posting lewds.
No.221832
I like seeing others' pics
I like posting lewds
I like seeing banter
No.221889
I am a straight man that likes to draw, I am just here for reference pictures and maybe romantic stories.
It's not gay cause cute love stories are neither gay or straight, they are just love stories.
No.221890
>>221889
cute love stories are gay when they involve two males. You can try to jump your little gypsy brain through all the hoops you want, you're still a fag.
No.221896
I came here because I was expecting a place where everyone would be a fag like me.
Now that I've realized 99% of this board is straight guys, straight guys in denial, "top only" prison gays, wizards and wizards-in-training, trannies, women who like cute boys, and FBI, I come here because I'm bored.
No.221971
No.221975
What I really want is a cuteboy to love forever. I think all of you are so great but I don't really think it'll ever happen. So I come here and lurk, think lewd thoughts, pine for cuteboys, read the stories and empathize.
Maybe some day I'll meet a cuteboy that I can dress in frilly things and take care of, I dunno…
No.221976
Only place where I can find cuteness+androgyny other than Tumblr
I wish to become cute and androgynous but the whole "identifying as X" thing makes me feel like pic related
No.221994
Reading the dumb drama is pretty funny
No.222005
>>221890
No ti's not, it's okay to like gay romance when your straight cause it's just love and love isn't restrained by silly rules.
No.222011
>>222005
So you enjoy reading about two boys kissing and hugging and talking about love but you're not gay?
Really nigga?
No.222019
No.222022
My boyfriend found me from an ad on the zeemaps. We can't be together all the time though so the board reminds me of him and all the cute things we're gonna do :3
No.222044
>>222011
>not being a post-sexual-identity romantic
ugh its 2015 people!
No.222053
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>>222011
Yes rly, men love with an intensity and passion women will never be capable of experiencing!
Why would I settle with the inferior version of love, plus I am confident in my sexuality and seeing cute guys hold hands or kiss doesn't turn me gay.
If your truly straight like me nothing can ever turn you gay!
No.222057
>>222053
If you think men are so much more loving then why do you even bother with women?
No.222064
>>222011
Romance is so nice to read in fiction when you're lonely, but straight romance in general is so clique and cringe. It's old and busted, gay is the new hotness.
No.222069
Sorry if this is a double-post.
tl;dr, far back corner of the closet next to the remains of Jimmy Hoffa, /cuteboys/ makes me feel less alone. Seems like a nice bunch of fellas. Fap material is also excellent here.
No.222071
>>222057
Implying romance and sexuality have to overlap
No.222076
>>222071
Different anon, but sure, they don't HAVE to overlap, but holy shit it's glorious when they do.
No.222168
To masturbate to males. No homo
No.222191
Because I don't want to deal with women(probably not the reason you'd expect why), but I still want to be romantic and cuddly and shit with someone who has the same odd interests as me.
No.222297
So I can convince a bunch of fags I'm straight.
No.222300
because i like you faggots
No.222475
>>222019
here ya go friend :3
No.222483
No.222486
In hopes of finding a qt weeb/vdiya bf near me. I never really browsed back when I was in a ldr
No.222494
I browse it so I can become super depressed later. The same reason why I have facebook.
No.222514
I like talking to the people here and want a /cuteboy/friend
No.222517
because I love to masturbate seeing your cute butts and dicks, I get huge loads I'm straight
No.222518
>>222300
That is a really cute octopus
No.222529
To help me be able to actually do something at some point.
No.222543
>>222486
>>222529
Lewd cactus sex when?
No.222657
No.223134
>>222529
cumming fucking lasers
No.223292
>>221694
If you're looking to actually meet cute guys here, then you're at the wrong place. This is one of the overall ugliest parts of the internet. I'm here because I'm bored as hell and this board is a bit faster than my actual favorite (which is /lit/).
No.223295
To find the aggressive, masculine, well-hung dominant male to be my master, trainer, disciplinarian, owner and bully.
…and to shitpost.
No.223319
>>223295
>To find the aggressive, masculine, well-hung dominant male to be my master, trainer, disciplinarian, owner and bully.
Sounds like a lot of already existing guys… Whats the catch that you'd have to come to 8chan of all places?
>>223292
>This is one of the overall ugliest parts of the internet.
Well, I'm sure you dont mean ugly physically. Honestly I'd rather meet someone here than someone somewhere else on the internet. If for no other reason than I feel I could be more open with them, than someone I met in real life or on reddit or something, just from the nature of the site overall.
No.223516
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>>223319
>reddit
Next thing we know you have a tumblr acount, anon pls
No.223767
>>223516
It was an example you jackass, but you comment does sorta prove my point.
No.223796
>>223767
you should probably kill yourself, fucking ledditor
No.223808
Umm, I just masturbate now. I really give up on the whole "find myself a qt and starting a relationship" thing. Hook-up threads and stuff like that is just not worth feeling depressed over, so I rather have my okc profile and alcohol make me feel bad.
No.223827
>>223296
>>223319
Well I didn't mean to insult anyone. I just don't seem to see many actual qts on this board, but if it makes up for it at all, I don't consider myself to be attractive at all either. This is one of the friendlier and more hospitable boards on the site, though, so it's a pleasant place to stay just for that.
No.223841
>>223808
Don't give up on that! Its the only thing that keeps me going. I can't wait to have that cuteboy love in my life.
No.223849
No.224001
>>223767
I agree with anon bro who said you should kill yourself, I think you suck!
No.224334
>>221694
Really? I come here to find cute boys to wank to.
No.224353
>>222011
not if they're cute
No.224404
>>222057
Because I have yet to find a decent guy to be with anon, isn't it obvious…
Plus women are better then no sex at all so…
>>222300
Tiny octopus fails at using camouflage but it's fail is so cute no animal can eat it :D
No.224411
>>221694
Because I've become interested in boys/men even though I've been with women my entire life.
No.224412
No.224415
>>221694
50/50 shitposting and doing what I can to help Anons
No.224442
I'm on here because I'm bored on 8chan, my boyfriend is asleep, and he's my slave, so I can browse all I want. I don't even fap, I just appreciate the aesthetic of it all.
No.224470
Because one day I hope to find someone exactly like me (Awkward NEET with almost nothing going on for them) except cute and like it up the ass.
Maybe one day. Maybe.
No.224478
I'm here to infiltrate the homosexual establishment so I can destabilize this den of inequity & sin from the inside.
No.224503
I'm here to look at feminine boys. Cute boys, if you will.
No.224505
I'm here because I am a bisexual bara man from Brazil who loves girls who look like boys and boys who look like girls and I want a long term fuck friendship with cute girlish boys.
it appears to be impossible.
No.224531
>>224505
Bara is code for fat, just say your fat, it would be a lot clearer.
No.224532
>>224531
Not necessarily.
Bara typically means built fat. They're fat guys who still have muscle definition.
No.224541
>>224503
feminine boys and cute boys aren't necessarily the same thing
No.224577
>>224541
Thin, smooth, naked, and horny. Better?
No.224579
>>224577
I guess. I tend to like cuteboys who are clothed and not horny as well. It isn't really sexual for me, I just think they're esthetically pleasant to look at. I guess I'm just really lonely…
No.224612
>>221694
>my reasons are to search for lonely and/or damaged cute boys or guys in general to take under my wing and help
D-do you have Skype?
No.224629
I come to compliment boys
I like making others feel good about themselves
No.224637
>>224532
Not really anon, any one using bara or bear is just fat as in lazy fat ass that never worked out in his life, anon please.
No.224639
>>224579
>this so much, I am not rly into faping or wanting to fuck a cute boy, but I fantasize about holding hands, kissing or cuddling so much :c
No.224642
>>224637
Bara is just a japanese term for bear.
No.224645
>>221694
I like dicks and I like cuddling, and want to cuddle with and get close to somebody cute who has a dick.
I'm also a virgin, but I don't want to get with somebody just for sex. For that I'd find a grill my age and get it over with, because I'm physically attracted to both sexes, but mentally attracted to boys (or real tomboys). I want a dude to get close to romantically, basically.
OP seems like a huge faggot who thinks a little too highly of himself, and who also might not be used to chans. Why are there so many people like that here?
No.224657
hoping to find a QT trap to be my BF and have the lewd sexes with :( someday…
No.224676
>>224639
Yeah, exactly. I'm so alone… At least I have a friend who's a real life /cuteboy/. Our friendship is platonic, but it's better than nothing.
No.224741
>>224645
Being a faggot when OP is a given, also:
>Make an observation and give harmless reason for visiting the board
>Get accused of thinking highly of myself
Wow, are you actually retarded? Or just insecure? And to answer your question, there are underage kids visiting this place and it probably is their first chan board leading to autistic commentary, like yours.
No.224854
>>224532
>>224531
>>224637
I'm fat, bearded, have some muscle built in.
i stop lifting weights three years ago.
I was still fat. and bearded, just had more muscles.
but not worry, eve having means to it, i would never travel to Romania, I already live in a third world country, thank you, so do not worry about my fatness rubbing all over you feminine frame
No.224919
>>224854
>i stop lifting weights three years ago.
>I was still fat. and bearded, just had more muscles.
Trust me, I am a spider, in 3 years whatever muscle you had is long atrophied and forever gone.
No.224925
I guess for posting lewd pics and getting compliments. Also looking at other cuteboys who post lewd pics :3
No.225142
>>224919
>forever gone
my legs kept muscular as hell.
I would say its because I kept making walks, but Im sure it has something to do with being heavy as fuck
No.231110
>>221694
irl im a 20 year old virgin with 0 /cuteboy/ friends
plus the porn here is better than /hm/
No.231225
>>221694
Why do I come here? I don't really know. Partly for my own benefit if I'm being totally honest. I try to help others where I can to make it seem like i know what I'm doing with my life. The Will to Power is the easy part , the direction is the most difficult; and really, I have no idea in what direction to go.
>Too many people here seem desperate to lose their virgin status
A real shame, I lost my virginity too to a gril, and regret it. Sex is really just okay (Think masturbation with another person involved) unless you do it with someone you love. The emotional bond MAKES it. Don't make my mistake, discipline yourself and wait for someone who you really love. It will be worth it, I promise.
>>225142
Excluding the option for fatness, it may be genetic. Some people have larger builds than others. I'm 6'0-6'1 and thin as a twig, even though I eat a lot and don't really do much physically outside of my job.
No.231316
For OC and porn
Also it helps me ignore how lonely I am
No.231434
>>222300
That is the cutest octopus. When it comes to cute animals, cuteboys preferances are surely superior to mainstream things like the generic pony.
>>224639
Similar. Though I'd probably get hard from cuddling with a really cute boy. Idk. Never tried. The nearest I come to physical contact with in my mundane everyday life is handshakes and the generic greeting hugs I get from certain women I know.
Also I guess I'm attracted to /cuteboys/, even more so if they have character (though my sex life has been virtually non-existant since years … funny enough it seems that the grills from ethics course are interested in me. I get to hear things as "You don't need a handout, you already knew everything beforehand anyways" or "I saw you leave the train in …, do you live there?". Really confusing if you've been ignored by that gender for your whole fucking puberty).
Sadly made the experiance that many girls are extremly shallow. And the rest is basically nuts.
Had a huge crush on a dude I used to know (Blonde/cute/glasses/funny the kind of you'd kill for. The kind of you'd kill for only to get noodz). You just can't deny that you lust for somebody if you just get a boner by sitting next to him. Thankfully, I had a backpack with me to cover my dong…
From time to time I feel empty as hell - not attracted to anything - but some of the boys here are just … damn fine.
So in conclusion I guess it's a mixture between loneliness, homoerotic tendencies, unfulfilled puberty with lacking experimentation and being depleted of physical contact. I just want somebody to cuddle (and maybe, MAYBE do other things with). Community here is nice as well, very civilized.
No.231440
>>221694
I'm a mtf tranny, you guys are experts in making the male body look cuter and more feminine. So I'm here for receiving and giving that kind of advice. Also Boyzu Ruvu is the purest Ruvu.
No.235373
Cause I'm a lonely bastard. I come here to look at all the cute so I can dream.
No.235396
Back sack and boi pussi. I mean i guess im bi but i only like fem boys and women. Im not attracted to normal guys. And unlike what seems to be alot of people i dont want a relationship with a cuteboy
No.235428
>>222064
I've read some gay stories
it seems like we're all doomed to misery