No.226321
I'm talking really big ones, don't go overboard
Pic related
No.226323
>>226321
Mine isn't as big as that one and it's mostly only as pronounced as it is because of the weird way my spine seems to bend where my butt and belly poke out more than they should.
No.226325
>>226321
>I'm talking really big ones
How big is really big? Like double your waist measurement?
>don't go overboard
What does this even mean? No monster asses? No fatties?
No.226326
>>226325
There's a difference between having a big butt and having a freakish body like pic related
I would consider that as overboard
No.226327
Assbro does. I haven't seen him here in a while, though.
No.226328
>>226326
Jesus Christ, what the fuck.
No.226331
>>226327
>>226328
Injections of saline I think it is. Assbro's jiggle is unnatural so he probably uses it too.
They just stick a needle in your butt and squirt liquid in until it's at the desired size. A lot of black guys seem to have naturally large butts for whatever reason though.
No.226333
>>226331
OP here who posted the pictures, that is probably true
Mainly because I am a few cm bigger than Assbro is, and my butt doesn't jiggle as much as his butt does, his jiggles waay to much.
No.226337
>>226333
That's because big butts are muscle, not fat as you probably know. It's why obese people all have hank hill ass and not huge round globes.
It's not impossible for assbro's ass to be 100% legit but it seems unlikely it is.
No.226341
Genuinely curious if I qualify. Please tell me all this leg press and squat stuff is paying off ._.
No.226347
My butt is round but I wouldn't say it's really big
>>226341
It's hard to tell from that sideways angle
No.226350
Soon all the fat from Thanksgiving and Christmas will combine and make my butt big. Just you wait.
No.226352
>>226350
unf…-sneaks a pinch- rrrf >\\\>
No.226354
>>226350
I bet your farts are really loud and wet
No.226446
>>226351
Fuck turkey, I wish I could have had that ass for thanksgiving dinner.
No.226454
>>226450
Would be a wonderful pillow.
No.226543
>tfw no bf to play vidya with while he lays his head on my bum
No.226546
>>226543
>bum
>not crotch
0/10 would not be cuteboy bf
No.226547
I guess it's still kinda big.
No.226551
Adelaide needs more qts
>I'm not a bottom either, just showing off kek
No.226555
>>226551
b-but i live in adelaide ;_;
No.226557
Mines not that big but its ok i think.
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No.226562
>>226354
bih
shut the fuck up
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No.226586
>>226583
cant wait to fuckin find out weve already been talking to each other
jackettrap tho
No.226642
>>226446
You should force my cheeks apart and fill my hole with whipped cream…for science..and rimjobs >_>
No.226646
>>226562
M8 everybody toots from their booty. If you hold it in all day you hust end up parpping in your sleep.
No.226686
>>226337
>That's because big butts are muscle, not fat as you probably know. It's why obese people all have hank hill ass and not huge round globes.
Different fat distributions. Have you ever seen what a naked woman generally looks like? Most store their fat in the same way as I do; in their lower bodies and their ass. It's genetical.
I don't use saline, I'm not retarded.
No.226769
>>226686
Are you assbro?
Your jiggle is unreal, it's like jelly.
No.226885
>>226326
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia
It could be that he has this condition. It's rare, but black men can get it as well.
>>226337
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluteal_muscles
According to a quick view at wikipedia, this is mostly untrue. What makes up most of the but is adipose tissue. In other words: Fat.
>>226769
I've never seen "assbro" in action, but huge butts can do some silly things. Just look up "twerking" or a hip-hop music video to confirm yourself.
Hopefully none of these responses came off as rude. I just wanted us to focus on the task at hand; da booty.
No.226933
>>226686
How big assbro's hips are though? I'm kinda curious
No.226937
Just a bunch of flat asses
No.226957
>>226933
Around 97cm currently.
No.227009
>>226957
>97cm
Are you serious? my hips go around 110cm. And even then it doesn't jiggle like yours do.
And that's a 13 cm difference, that's huge as fuck.
No.227014
>>227009
I dunno man. They used to be 104cm, they've gone down a lot. Not as jiggly anymore.
No.227018
>>227014
Well, I'm still doubting that butt jiggle, it's just so liquid like and strange. I just don't see any firmness behind it, and more like.. something filled with liquid.
No.227023
>>227018
Well, believe what you want. There isn't any firmness to it because it's just fat. I'd post .gifs of similiar girls asses but it's a gay board.
No.227026
>>227023
Your butt simply can't be "just fat", Fat tissue is sandwiched between the gluteal muscles and an external layer of skin. Excess fat tissue accumulation in the rear end promotes a saggy butt because this type of tissue is not very dense.
No.227029
>>227026
People carry their fat in different places, maybe assbro just won the genetic fuccboi lottery and lots of his fat goes to his ass.
Mine goes to my belly and ass the most, then thighs and pecs.
No.227032
>>227029
That's exactly what I'm talking about though. It's not just about fat, you gotta have firm gluteal muscles, otherwise your butt is just gonna be saggy and gross.
My hips measure around 110-111 cm. and I walk 1.8 km everyday, next year I'll be walking 3 km everyday. You can't get a firm butt if you don't work out, otherwise if you don't work out, it's just gonna be big and gross.
No.227034
>>227032
My butt is pretty big and decently firm but I never work out.
I mean, there's a layer of fat but it's nowhere near as jiggly as assbro's. Why's that?
No.227038
>>227026
>>227032
Have you never seen a thick womans ass?
This is my ass right now for comparison I guess: >>226547
No.227061
Not new stuff but I'm at work and what a great thread.
No.227069
>>227061
That ass is fucking ridiculous.
Look at that jiggle, that definition, that plumpness. Shit should be illegal.
No.227081
>>227069
That's Funny.
Thanks
No.227083
>>227032
>It's not just about fat, you gotta have firm gluteal muscles, otherwise your butt is just gonna be saggy and gross.
>>227034
>I mean, there's a layer of fat but it's nowhere near as jiggly as assbro's. Why's that?
THIS. Why the fuck do you think squats and lunges are so important for a good booty? It's cause it's mostly muscle that gives a butt definition. Plus it's entirely possible assbro's jiggle-butt is down to a mix of chub (seriously, he used to have such a cute, podgy little belly on a few of his posts <3) and water retention and stuff – since saline solutions are (apparently) mostly salt-water, a mix of chub and retained water could hypothetically give him the same butt consistency of saline injections.
No.227190
>>226642
fucking delicious, would rim until you cum
No.227202
>>227146
You can delete posts you fucking faggot
No.227349
>>227061
same boring position in different threads cant show your whole body nor change
No.227409
>>226323
I kinda like it. c:
No.227410
>>226642
>Area must be kept clear for 36 inches
kek
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No.228959
>>227410
It's the breakroom. They just mean clear of furniture and stuff.
No.237713
Timby with that big round bubble butt you just wanna smack and bite x
No.242319
Id like it if all my fat went directly to my ass and stayed there long enough to make someone very very happy :)
No.242359
>>238003
Any chance i can see more of you? Kind of developing a crush on that ass.
No.242392
>>242359
Yes you may. My tumblr is timbypup.tumblr.com
My skype and kik are in the description to my page ^^
No.242531
>TFW god-tier metabolism means I can't put on fat tissue
>TFW body-type means my muscles get stronger with exercise, never significantly larger
>TFW it's completely impossible for me to have anything but a flat ass
I mean, yeah, from the way I walk and from a decade of cycling I have an ass that can deflect bullets, but it's still flat. I seriously doubt squats would do anything but give me arthritic knees at the age of 35.
No.242559
>>242531
>and from a decade of cycling
Cardio kills gains, faggot, that's why you're so lean in the butt. Eat more calories and do some squats and deadlifts, and cut back on the cycling. Unless you're some kind of sorcerer or weirdo the basic rules of biology apply to you.
No.242563
>>227026
Might just be genetics, I seriously doubt the guy would go as far to get saline injections or any other modification just to impress some people online.
No.242593
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No.242695
>>242593
Its big and round, MOAR!
kwannabqt.tumblr.com
No.242821
Sometimes mine looks big, but I think it's more posture and angles than anything ;)
No.242936
>>242559
>Eat more calories
This might be difficult. I already eat like 50% junk food and huge portions when I do have actual meals. I'm simply incapable of gaining fat, as I said. My father is as skinny as I am and his diet is as bad as mine (and he's in his 60s).