>checkout lady calls you ma'amOn a side note: [spoiler]>haven't shaved in 3 months[/spoiler]

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Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 18:14:26 No.227714

>checkout lady calls you ma'am

On a side note: >haven't shaved in 3 months

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 18:29:28 No.227717

>haven't shaved in 3 months

I just shaved for the first time in six months. I thought I was starting to age but it turns out that under that beard I still looked exactly the same as I did three years ago.

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 18:56:58 No.227724

>>227717

>Grow beard

>Get mistaken for a 30 year old all the time

>Shave it off and comb my hair down over my forehead

>I look my actual age, 22

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 19:22:42 No.227736

>>227724

>comb my hair down over my forehead

My hair goes past my shoulders, so if I did that I would not be able to see.

Anyway, I liked having a beard and I've always wanted to be a beard guy, but I'll save that for when I'm older. I'll have plenty of time to grow a magnificent wizard beard when I'm no longer a young guy.

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 21:35:26 No.227796

>18

>Stressed, boxer face that has had one to many bones broken

>Also have a beard

>People think I'm 40

Life is suffering. on the plus side I don't have to wait a year for stupid Canadian booze laws.

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 21:52:52 No.227814

>haven't shaved in 3 months

Absolutely halal

Takbir, brother!

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 22:02:14 No.227825

That only happens to me when telemarketing people call.

Anonymous 12/03/15 (Thu) 23:33:56 No.227858

>>227825

Pull pranks on them.

I once told Indian phonescammers that they had reached the operational support line and I asked them for their 6 digit verification code.

They didn't call me anymore after that. I'm starting to wonder if the phone's broken now.

If your voice is feminine enough you can pretend to be a child that's been kidnapped and is now at a rapist's locked home who's just out to get some anal lube. Make sure you inform your local police of such shenanigans before you do them, though. So you the /n/ doesn't have an article on effeminate Brazilian homosexual SWATted over pranking telemarketer.

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqqeynWN5AU

Anonymous 12/04/15 (Fri) 00:17:06 No.227867

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>people always mistake you as a girl from behind

Not sure how to feel

Anonymous 12/04/15 (Fri) 01:38:31 No.227901

>>227867

I'll mistake you for a girl from behind if you catch my drift :^)

Anonymous 12/04/15 (Fri) 01:56:37 No.227903

>>227901

Yes, yes you would.

I have a long head of girly hair

Anonymous 12/04/15 (Fri) 08:28:46 No.227992

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>>227724

>Clean shaven

>Nobody takes me seriously as they think I'm in high school, 16 at the oldest

>Grow beard

>Get mistaken for 18-20, definitely too young to drink

>MFW I'm actually almost 30…

Anonymous 12/04/15 (Fri) 14:56:49 No.228061

>>227858

>So you the /n/ doesn't have an article on effeminate Brazilian homosexual SWATted over pranking telemarketer.

laughed waaaaay harder than I should :D

But seriously though, I'm not even that effeminate. It's really weird, but it also makes me fuzzy inside *-*

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 20:20:47 No.231099

>20

>cant grow a beard

>also have to shave every day

>has been this way for 6 years

Anonymous 12/14/15 (Mon) 22:22:15 No.231153

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>people think you're a checkout lady

Anonymous 12/16/15 (Wed) 00:17:54 No.231495

That horrible moment when you realise you look old enough to not get ID'd anymore. I guess the dream's over.

Anonymous 01/07/16 (Thu) 08:24:13 No.237261

>>227992

I'm in a similar boat. Told I look like I should be a freshman in high school.

Any idea how many people would kill for that?

>>227714

That happens to me for seemingly no reason at all. My own family will slip up and use "she" and stuff. It's very weird

Anonymous 01/07/16 (Thu) 15:43:47 No.237311

>>237261

I was significantly uglier when I was a freshman in high school. I feel like I've grown more attractive since then, but that might just be due to my own taste in aesthetic.

Anonymous 01/08/16 (Fri) 01:23:46 No.237411

>>227992

I think I'm more than a bit jealous. That'd make official affairs harder, sure, but online stock trading does not discriminate

Anonymous 01/08/16 (Fri) 07:21:28 No.237495

>>237311

You are your own worst critic

Anonymous 01/08/16 (Fri) 15:05:08 No.237531

>>237495

Not really. I'm glad I've changed since then, because I like myself much better now. I'm a much more interesting person currently than I was back then, and I have no desire to go back to who I was years ago.