/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

>>229281

I have a Grindr account but I'm too afraid to talk to any of the people on it. That's my fail story, I hope you other anons have some better ones.

What's with the picture?

Well, I have an okc profile and so far I got nothing going for it. Living in Texas/New Mexico is complete ass.

>>229288

Dinner for two

I set up a Grindr a few months ago thinking it was a regular dating app and wondered why all the guys around me wanted sex immediately.

kill me

>>229353

>Download grindr

>Haven't even uploaded my picture yet and 3 guys near me are wanting to chat

Fucking sluts man.

I've met three people on grindr in the 4 or 5 months I've been using it..

First guy

> Meet at his place for movies and pizza

> Cuddling in his bed later

> Spend the night handcuffed while he inserted various toys in me

Turns out he had a GF in the states, and we decided it best not to do it again. Nice guy, though.

Second guy

> Cute as heck submissive scene boy

> Spend a few nights together.. Not much sex, just cuddling and kissing, and beating off with each other

> Still talking a little bit, but drifting apart. We're really not each others' type (tbh he's pretty self-centered and acts like a teenager and it drives me up the wall sometimes)

> Doesn't matter, had sex

Third guy

> At this point, I've moved back to my small hometown with no other grindr users. Making an effort to talk to anyone I catch on their way through as I'm feeling a little bit lonely

> Start talking with a nice enough guy, arrange to meet up and go for a walk together

> Turns out he's SUUUUPER gay

> Dropped him off at his place and didn't see him again. He asked me if I wanted to bang later that night, but I told him I wasn't feeling it

> No harm done

Grindr is okay, but I don't really think I'll find anything substantial there, which is what I'd prefer. Not really big on one night stands or hook-ups..

>>229349

you eat lit candles?

>>229356

Only three? I get messages every single day, with no picture on my account. It's fucking annoying.

>>229397

I mean within 5 minutes of making my account there were 3 guys wanting to chat. I deleted the app almost straight away, I just wanted to check what kinda guys were in my area.

Fucking tons of DILFs, they're all hot as fuck.

I wanted to tell this story for a while.

When I was younger I'd got into girly-yaoi but swore I'd never fap to anything else gay.

Then I included yaoi in general.

Then yaoi and girly IRL guys.

Then I just swore I'd never fuck a guy.

First year of University, I'm in the student accommodation. Watching TV or browsing the net, and I find out about Grindr. I decide to "just flirt". First night I download it I flirt with a nearby guy. He's tall, slim, attractive, and VERY well hung.

I get tempted and decide I won't mind kissing him or maybe just giving him a blowjob. I asked off hand where he was. We sort of teased back and forth asking where the other's block was.

He was in student accommodation. He was in the same block as me. He was literally the room above mine.

My heart is going a million miles an hour. I go up stairs, he quietly lets me into his room… and I can't get it up.

After a few days of wondering what the fuck to do, we tried it again and it went alright.

While I was at uni, he was my fuck buddy. Sure it lead to 3AM booty calls, but it was cool. When we moved out of halls, I would walk to his place while sexting with him. He offhand called me "daddy" one time and now I have a fetish for that.

Since then I've moved back home, where I am without a car. So everyone in walking distance is a top or 50+. Everyone outside of a half-hours walk is a fucking HUNK.

I still text my fuck bud from uni, we send vids to each other at times.

>>229399

>Fucking tons of DILFs, they're all hot as fuck.

Fuck, I know. They're so perfect… Why did you delete the app?

>>229461

>Why did you delete the app?

Because I live with my parents and I'd die if anyone I know saw me on there.

>>229467

Yeah, that's a problem with me. That's why I haven't contacted anyone on there and also why I don't have a photo of me on it.

>>229566

It isn't that I don't want to be recognized; the only person I've seen on Grindr who I've ever met before is some guy who bought a washing machine from my father a few years ago (and is actually a really nice guy from my memory). It's more that I'm afraid of leaving the house to meet strangers without my father knowing. It feels deceptive, and I really don't want to risk him getting too curious. Meeting strangers in general is already scary on its own, so doing it secretly is terrifying.

i dont really have any grindr success stories, all i have are funny moments of finding highschool friends on it and bullying them for it.

>>229573

But you're a faggot harry

>tfw too put off by normalfags to use shit like Grindr or craigslist

someone please end me

>>229583

There's a lot of shit on grindr

and by shit i mean

REAL FUCKING SHIT

but there's also a few diamonds about in that shit

don't be a faggot and use it!

>>229583

Well I'm on there and I'm not a normalfag. So it can't be all bad.

>>229587

only a normalfag would say they arent a normalfag.

>>229580

whut?

>>229573

>"Hey I was looking at an app to find a guy to fuck and say you there haha you're such a fag"

>>229590

Oh no! The jig is up!

>>229591

Read:

>>229594

>>229566

Agreed. Scene boys are v delicious. I'm a very affectionate person, though, and I want something a little more serious. I'm definitely not going to get anything substantial from him.

Still can't resist any opportunity to have him over, though

CL is pretty sketch based on reputation, mostly hookups.

Grindr seems to be hit or miss. I've heard of a lot of CL-ish situations occurring on there, but two guys in my FF14 guild who have been married for a few years now met on there.

For those looking for something longer-term, OKC and Tinder are pretty popular on Leddit. OKC population is pretty pridefag/SJW based on a burner account I made a year or two back, however.

>>229583

Also I should mention CL has always seemed really "off" to me. Like everyone speaks some weird normie language like "lookin 2 suk sum white dik" and theres mostly shit like "50 year old bear looking for other bears for diaper play"

>>229623

Normies can be pretty fucking weird, anon.

>>229594

im openly gay, i dont see why thats a problem…

>>229623

I know, right? I've just started browsing CL, and I feel it's like they're all nigerian prince scammers. Like it's intentionally made to look retarded in order to filter out the smart people.

You'd think that spending as much free time as I do on chan boards that I would be desensitized to awful grammar and shit, but apparently CL takes it to a whole new level.

>>229605

>Dont ask

I'm asking, why?

>>229629

I can't get through CL without the Urban Dictionary in another tab. It's like its own technical language, except for professional casual sex addicts.

>>229693

h-hi

>>229706

Oh, hi, anon. I-I didn't think you'd be here…

>>229706

>>229708

God, you guys are asking for it with all that stuttering.

I bet if a big, tough man burst into your room right now and said "suck my cock slut" you two would do it, wouldn't you?

>>229708

y-you too

>>229709

I probably would, yeah

>>229709

Why the fuck wouldn't I? That's all I want.

>actual find a qt looking trap on CL

>my age too

>waiting for him to reply

this is suffering

Does CL block messages if it thinks you tried to type a phone number? If so, is there anything else it blocks?

I got no response from a few messages, then it refused to let me submit a post until I realized I was writing measurements as 7 consecutive numbers. Then I wondered if it blocked all my earlier messages for the same reason while it looked like they went through.

>>229929

It blocks anything that looks like a phone number, but only on craigslists site. If you were contacting someone through email it shouldn't have mattered.

>make grindr account

>message literally everyone on the list

>not compatible with some, no biggie

>some are meth addled whores, nope

>the few I seem to get along well with get flaky as fuck when I ask them out on a date

>got stood up a couple times

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Not sure if it's particularly interesting (no anal or anything just BJ) but I had a fairly good first experience on CL 2 years ago when I was 18.

Had been lurking ads regularly for a long time, maybe 12 months or so. Got really frustrated one night that I couldn't find anyone so I decided to finally post my own ad, got heaps of fucking fat 40+ yr olds replying because I was a twink 18 year old but managed to find some decent people.

Ended up talking a lot with this one guy who was into everything I was (he was also an inexperienced 18yr old looking for mutual BJ), we exchanged a lot of pics (eventually face pics) and then met up at my place when I had the house to myself.

Pretty fucking nervous at first but I knew he was too so it made me feel a lot better. We got naked on my bed, started taking turns at sucking each other, wasn't exactly how I expected at first but after a few minutes I was REALLY enjoying sucking him.

Ended up being mostly me sucking him (which I was totally ok with). Started feeling him tense up a bit and he asks where I want him to cum, I said I'll try swallowing.

Few minutes later he tenses up again and starts shooting in my mouth, didn't seem nearly as bad as I had thought it would be, had no issues swallowing, probably since I had tasted my own so many times.

He offered to finish me off but I knew exactly what it's like after cumming and no longer feeling horny. I was only interested in experiencing blowing someone and swallowing anyway so we both left satisfied.

Still makes me really fucking horny thinking back about it, was overall a really good experience. Haven't really done much since, never used grindr and my city on zeemaps is all old 30-40+ looking for traps.

I only get messaged on grindr by bots, they must be bots, they all come and talk english (I dont live in an english speaking area)

Sometimes I get dick picks and some old guys, but so far I haven't liked anyone.

There was only this guy, but he is too young! Hmm doesnt look like my kind.

What to do, what to do?

My profile is a huge failure with girls on other sites ;_; I need to meet new people here in spain near me

>tfw facebook suggests people I've talked to on grindr at the top of your list when it has no reason to

>use grindr on a genymotion virtual machine completely separate from any of my other credentials including gmail/facebook etc

wut

>>230041

Are you using the same network for both of them?

>>230041

https://archive.is/G7bLG#selection-1261.0-1261.202

https://archive.is/IUaK9#selection-857.0-857.167

According to this the fb app can harvest contact lists, which you might be on their cell.

>>230066

Negative, like I said this is on a virtual machine for android effectively, so no contacts saved at all, hence the spook.

>>230041

>hes a willingly a part of the botnet

>asks why the botnet knows him

cute

>>229709

>stuttering

Is that all you have to do to get a big, tough man to ravage me?

Just got a phone, so of course the first thing I did was install grindr.

I got 3 messages from 2 people saying "hi" before I could even fill out a profile, and a 4th calling me a cutie despite not even having a picture no any description that could construe cuteness.

Reading this thread, I guess that's normal. I'm still kind of shocked, though.

Ugh, I thought I'd have to sift through the profiles for decent guys, not the spam of messages from people who haven't even looked at my profile.

Why does this make me so nervous?

Are there allot of bots on these things

i know tinder has allot of them

>Specifically say I want a relationship

>Half a dozen niggers message me anyway saying am I up for a meet tonight

Can they not read?

>>240184

Many guys think that when someone says "dates and relationships only plz" they're just trying to seem less slutty. Also you're on a hookup app so what would you expect.

can I install grindr on my laptop? I dont have a fancy phone…..

>>229281

>Arrange meet with a guy, he insists in his texts on using condoms

>He doesn't show

>A week later he messages me saying can we meet up

>Tell him "no condoms, you have to cum in my ass" to mess with him as revenge

>I then get 4 texts from him and each time I ignore him he gets more and more desperate

>7:45pm "No baby cmon, that's dangerous"

>8:00pm "I could cum on your ass baby"

>8:10pm "What I could do is cum on your asshole and force it inside with my dick"

>8:20pm "Ok let's do bareback"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Still not gonna fuck him.