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 No.229359

>Been on 4 dates with a guy

>He still hasn't invited me back to his place

Grow a pair of balls you pussy! Fuck me already!

 No.229366

>>229359

take some initiative then, tell him you want it, and if that doesn't work, Show him you want it.


 No.229370

Sei is bae


 No.229372

File: 1449581723603.png (57.05 KB, 247x268, 247:268, 1444408479026.png)

Maybe he's waiting till marriage.


 No.229379

>waiting

>talking

idiot, all you need to do is grope him and rub yourself against him and he'll get the message


 No.229430

>So I went on five dates with this guy

>He's pretty cool, we've got some stuff in common, it's nice to hang out

>Problem is I'm just barely getting to know him, but he's getting all clingy and shit

>Last date we had, he was grabbing my dick and dry humping me right outside the restaurant

>I sperged out because I've known this guy for barely a week… there's no way I'm ready for sex

>Pls halp guys


 No.229434

>>229430

Have you tried telling him that you don't want to fuck yet?


 No.229435

>>229430

You could try switching places with me.


 No.229440

>>229372

That's a retarded belief.

What if his cock is too big or too small? Marriage is ruined.

>>229366

But then I look like a cock hungry slut. I mean I am but I don't want him to think that yet.

>>229379

I tried caressing his crotch and he just took my hands and held them while staring into my eyes.


 No.229443

>>229440

>I tried caressing his crotch and he just took my hands and held them while staring into my eyes.

lol, you're fucked!


 No.229444

>>229443

Maybe he wants to be the one to take the initiative?


 No.229451

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>>229440

>But then I look like a cock hungry slut. I mean I am but I don't want him to think that yet.

you fucking woman

why does he have to do all the work you queen?


 No.229464

>>229451

Because he's the dom and it's his job to be sexually aggressive, just like it's my job to take care of him, cook for him, clean for him and obey him. A dom without the balls to tell me he wants to fuck me is a turn off. I know he wants to fuck me, I just wish he'd make a move.


 No.229474

>>229464

Have a lawyer draft up a contract legally obligating him to make a move on your next date, and have the two of you sign it. That should get his attention.


 No.229496

>even harsh and judgemental women can have dicks


 No.229500

File: 1449610128172.gif (739.99 KB, 248x220, 62:55, 1407364064986.gif)

Have you ever thought that he just doesn't want to fuck you?


 No.229502

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>>229464

Jesus Christ, you might as well grow a vag and steal half his shit if you're gonna be that much of a fucking woman. One of the major perks of being a faggot is you're both guys so you don't have to play that chick mind-game bullshit, so if he's too dense to pick up on you literally squeezing his cock, be fucking direct and talk about it.

If he's still reluctant to get lewd after a direct talk and six dates, then either abandon all hope or brace for a relationship full of havig your sexual needs unfulfilled because you have incompatible libidos.


 No.229621

File: 1449633617368.png (419.32 KB, 638x720, 319:360, why.png)

>tfw I am the retarded guy who can't understand most social and sexual clues

I'm not autistic, just sort of dumb. I've had cute friends that I personally didn't find attractive and sometimes one of them would act a little 'weird' with a little hindsight I could see that they were coming on to me.

>being handsy?

Just friends being playful!

>'Do I have a big butt anon-kun?'

Just a friend asking for an honest opinion!

>'I bet you have a really big dick Anon'

Just trying to embarrass me


 No.229625

>>229502

this exactly op, fucking grow a pair yourself…


 No.229634

File: 1449638780836.png (92.05 KB, 312x287, 312:287, 1416099602923.png)

>Tfw no handsy boyfriend.


 No.229649

>>229440

>What if his cock is too big or too small? Marriage is ruined.

You should probably kill yourself thinking like that

>But then I look like a cock hungry slut. I mean I am but I don't want him to think that yet.

Stop being such a fucking pussy.

>I tried caressing his crotch and he just took my hands and held them while staring into my eyes.

Sounds like a fantastic guy. You should probably let him have someone who actually appreciates him.


 No.229656

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>>229359

>>229440

>Been on 4 dates with a guy

>Grow a pair of balls you pussy! Fuck me already!

>What if his cock is too big or too small? Marriage is ruined.

>But then I look like a cock hungry slut. I mean I am but I don't want him to think that yet.

you sound like an awful person, the sad thing is that guy is quite possibly in love with you and wants to takes things slow.


 No.229971

Pssh I wish I even knew how to meet people. Let alone get 4 dates with the same guy. Eh… Hate this time of year. But really any good tips on meeting people locally?


 No.230026

>>229656

This. OP, you sound like a mess. Do this guy a favor and save him from being strung along by an idiot like you.


 No.230167

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>>229451

Just because this is /cuteboys/ doesn't mean you can be THAT much of a faggot by posting horseshit. Gas yourself.


 No.230196

>>229971

map thread


 No.230244

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>>229502

This so much, every relationship I had with a guy I could speak my mind day one, no womyn feels to worry about and it was heaven.

>>229621

I have these too

>any girl would be lucky to date you anon, your amazing

Kiss ass lol

>Oh I can do that very hard thing for you no worries

What a nice guy.

>Rests his head on my lap and listens to me talk about myself and rnd stupid shit for 2 hours, and he actually listened to not just pretending.

Well felt a bit weird, him resting his head on my lap like that but guess it's okay since we are so close.

>Never invites me to guys nights, when all his friends come.

I ask him about it and he tells me he always cancels guys night when I am free so it can be just the two of us. I just thought he liked me the most, even do that's true, I think he might have meant for something more.


 No.230247

>>230244

>Rests his head on my lap and listens to me talk about myself and rnd stupid shit for 2 hours, and he actually listened to not just pretending.

Jesus, this hurt to read. I want to punch you for being so stupid.


 No.230443

>>229359

That OP picture makes me realize, tfw no sassy bf


 No.230562

>>230244

Dude, are you me?

I sometimes have fucking brain dead moments when a guy is coming on to me, kinda obvious in hind sight, but, you know, I just have those "Guys can't love guys" moments and sorta forget that my friends can be gay.

>close friend of mine begs me to cuddle them when it cold out

I kinda thought it was like that episode of Friends when the dudes just wanted to cuddle cuz it felt good

>goes nyan and jumps on me, making me carry them piggyback, while we call the weebs at college faggots

I just thought we we doing some awesome bro shit and making fun of weebs

>sits on my lap when there's no where else to sit

Okay, that was a little weird, but I didn't want to say anything and MAKE it weird.

This has come from multiple boys, but I dunno.

It kinda never showed up on my radar. What do you even do?


 No.230575

>>229372

This happened to me.

>tfw still a virgin


 No.230578

Does anyone here have trouble talking to guys?

I don't have any close guy friends, and I don't know if that gave me trouble when I was dating a guy.

is it too late for me?


 No.230588

>>230578

Play video games and talk about how women are bullshit.

Also, share funny stories.

Stories, not pictures.

Don't be that guy that shares his YLYL folder or reaction pics.

And argue. About anything.

But not everything.


 No.230589

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>>230562

Idk, guess we should be all suave and charm the pants of them?

Too bad we suck at subtle hints of suitability ;_;


 No.230593

>>230589

It's not that hard, anon.

Just have fun.

If you have fun, chances are they will too.

Do things you think are fun, ask if they think its fun, if not, ask what they think is fun and do it.

If that's not fun, repeat once again, and no fun has happened, move on.

There's no charm, the pant come off when people are comfortable.

People are comfortable when they are having fun.


 No.251012

File: 1457449406698.gif (988.59 KB, 500x400, 5:4, determinatED.gif)

>tfw i have dates planned in my head

>tfw i took someone on one of them

>tfw just waiting for the right guy to take on these stupid dates

one day, anons, one day!

before any anons think these are wonderful extravagent dates, i hate to burst your bubble, but they are visits to beautiful places




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