No.232274
Why do you all have to be so degenrate? :(
All i want is a sane cuteboy to cuddle, cook and sleep with.
Sluts do not need to apply.
pls leave your kik if you are sane and cute. I am sane and cute myself :3
No.232276
>>232274
Because homosexuality is degenerate.
No.232281
>>232276
i dont want to be degenerate but i also want to sleep with cute boys.
No.232282
>>232276
That is not what he is implying. He is implying that sleeping around is.
No.232289
>>232281
Find a qt boyfriend and start a monogamous relationship with him, then.
No.232290
>>232281
then you're fucked lol
No.232309
>>232274
Well I am sane and not really into fucking everyone I meet so here is my kik: Tgh66
No.232330
>>232274
If I don't really look like the boys in your pics, should I still apply?
No.232338
>inexperienced in social situations but know I'm a handsome and curvy guy
>unsure of how to meet cute boys
>nut up and craft an OkCupid profile
>literally juggling a dozen conversations as I type this
Seriously, all of these amazing guys have taken a huge interest in me. The problem is that they're all remarkably dedicated students, or freelance film critics, or cute worldly foreigners who have practically raised themselves in the absence of parents. In short, I feel like everyone interested in me is a superman.
It's almost too much. I expressed a lot of passion in my profile for writing and film, and spent more time talking about that than myself. But all I really want is someone who's fairly relaxed, has a hobby and passion, and wants to play videogames and go out to eat between lewd fondles and snuggles.
Do I just have issues with my own self image and self confidence? Do I just have low standards? These people make me feel inadequate, and I just want a guy who's chill but cares about things in life. I'm new to dating guys and want to make sure that I'm not just being an idiot.
No.232345
>>232338
Let's be friends~!
No.232366
Dating on line has been a total fail for me, and I only got degenerate sluts so I don't have kik but I know how you feel Op.
I want a guy who smiles when he sees me, who likes me as much as I like him, who I can have fun with and share the good things in life, a guy I can protect from the bad things wile I lie and tell him everything is ok.
No.232377
If only there was a board for average fags… Majority of stuff here is too extreme for me, regular gay boards have daddy issues and massive ripped guys. Feels bad man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjPyvoLXPs4
No.232380
I'm not a slut.
But then again, I'm not completely sane, and I don't consider myself cute, either.
I also think I'm suddenly getting old, because all four of the guys in OP look about 14 to me…
No.232383
>>232380
> I'm not completely sane
elaborate
pls
No.232385
i just want someone who is nice that i can be cute around, also be kind of a housewife~
but i kinda got myself wrapped in the leathery wings of Mephistopheles and i found someone who likes my previously shunned messed up kinks and sexual subbiness, and it's all going downhill from here. it's wonderful.
No.232387
No.232395
>>232380
>I'm not completely sane
Don't worry anon, you're in good company. We all reach tat point eventually.
>I don't consider myself cute
now hold the fuck up there. We need some pix to judge that.
No.232419
>uses the word degenerate
>"PLEASE DATE ME"
lmao
No.232476
>>232383
Well, for starters, I firmly believe myself to be an evolutionarily distinct species from every other human being. While I don't consider myself necessarily above human morals, they also do not automatically apply to me. I've invented my own morality which occasionally conflicts with human law, but it does not bother me on any level because I am simply different. One doesn't apply human morals to non-human animals, for example. Legally speaking this could be argued to be part of an "insanity defense" as I am incapable of understanding human mores regarding right and wrong as I cannot apply them to myself. So, while I don't fit the colloquial definition of "crazy", I can't be called "sane" as a human, either.
I've also vacillated on deciding whether or not the entire universe may have come into existence completely for the purpose of creating me as some kind of vague cosmological teleology. Perhaps, so I can complete my work of devising a philosophical text describing its entire meaning. Just like in "The Nine Billion Names of God", the universe may cease to have a purpose once I have finished. Barring any sort of hypothetical extrasolar intelligence, however, I can say with absolute confidence that I am the apex of Creation.
No.232484
No.232500
>>232476
If this ain't pasta, then damn, you are autistic mang.
No.232570
No.232581
I'm always doing the same statement. But I think that monogamy in itself is dying, and it can be aplied for both heteros and homos. It's sad because I have the same desire, OP. It's fucking sad.
Also, as a matter of fact, it's true that homos have more tendencies to engage in slutty relations, but just look at most straight relationship. It's a fucking mess. Everything most people think about is do sex just because it's sex.
No.232636
>>232274
Who takes these pictures?
Do they start kissing with someone else in the room and ask them to take poor quality phone pictures.
Or do they set up a camera before hand.
Either way it's odd.
No.232637
>>232636
the one in the bedroom looks like a still taken from a video, in which case they just set up the camera and hit record.
the on in the living room looks like a picture at a party or something, they could be drunk and someone took a snap as they walked by.
Yes, I agree though, it'd be really odd if it was staged just for a tumblr picture.
No.232671
>>232476
I think the main "progress trap" of humanity now is going to be solipsism, nihilism and complete lack of context to reality due to all the excess communications people live under
reading so many similar posts on the internet like these make climate change and ariable land seem irrelevant
No.232673
>>232476
>as I am incapable of understanding human mores regarding right and wrong as I cannot apply them to myself
Basically; don't be an arse to other people and they won't be an arse to you because we kind of rely on each other and the community we form, to survive comfortably. What is so hard to understand about that?
No.232729
>>232338
match them to each other
have a fagfest
No.232732
>tfw virgin and closeted with boyish face and femmy body
>tfw 25 and too old to meet decent people
>tfw no time because work
>tfw everyone who isn't mean to me is halfway across the world
Should I just end it?
No.232734
>>232732
Disregard that last part. The answer is No but I still feel like shit being alone
No.232777
>>232732
>boyish face and femmy body
Boy face and fem body is cute boy material!
Cute boys are, after all, Boys! I am that myself, just make yourself a cute boyish face, and gay guys would definetely line up.
>tfw 25 and too old
25 is like, way not too old. You get "old" at like..36+, in my opinion. "Too Old" is like 50/55+, probably. You have a long way to go! And even then you might find somone your age. All of us degenerates here will end up growing up with you!
>tfw everyone who isn't mean to me is halfway across the world
Meet up with them! Save up some money from work, on any break time I'm sure you can find someone here that shares interests and get them to come around! After you've known them for a while, or alternatively, come to them! It's not super easy to pull off but I'm sure you can save up or at worst, ask them if they have the means.
No.232778
>>232385
Going downhill? Care to elaborate?
No.232817
>>232777
>Meet up with them! Save up some money from work, on any break time I'm sure you can find someone here that shares interests and get them to come around! After you've known them for a while, or alternatively, come to them! It's not super easy to pull off but I'm sure you can save up or at worst, ask them if they have the means.
If I knew some one across the world loved me I would do anything in my power to get there ;_;
No.232821
>>232817
You just gotta keep searching then! Sure it takes a while but most of us here are in that situation, and soon enough someone will come along or you'll find them, be it here or on any other internet place, and if you do get to know them it'll all be okay! You just gotta keep at it, plenty of us here would like a boyfriend and with that, I'm sure we'll manage to kinda, find/get to each other!
No.232847
No.232853
shit i want the same thing as you but i'm not cute or sane
No.232856
No.232867
>>232855
Why do you always post photos of black people?
No.232868
>>232867
because white "people" are the devil
No.232873
>>232847
East Coast
>>232777
>Save up some money from work
That's an issue
>on any break time
That's also an issue
I just feel old really. I'm aging too quickly because I'm overworked.
No.232880
>>232873
where on the east coast? any chance you're near the NYC/new jersey area?
No.232885
No.232890
>>232274
Sanity is relative
No.232896
>>232880
No. And even if I did I still closeted as fuck.
No.232920
No.232946
>>232890
Oh, relativists…
How the sanity is a relative concept?
No.232948
>>232946
>how the fuck
Fix'd.
No.232973
>>232778
complete sexual destruction
No.232978
>>232973
Complete sexual destruction in the good "I'm gettin lots of it" or in the bad "I'm getting none of of it" way?
No.232990
>>232873
Money is always difficult but little by little you can save up, or at worst request them to come to you instead.
And
Surely you can find a but of time on things like Christmas break or request a bit of time off?
No.233005
>>232873
Do you want my money? I can fly you anywhere in the world. I have no need of it, I'm going to k*ll myself anyway. If there's someone you really love somewhere else, please don't think distance matters. It doesn't, not at all in such a time of almost global interconnectivity.
Please don't any of you ever think that distance matters, it's so trivial. Please, I encourage you all to travel the world if it means you'll find someone you really love.
No.233011
>>232734
Are you me? Youre probably not east coast tho
No.233012
Oh, I didnt see haha, youre probably not an SCfag :/
>>233005
I feel you so much, but the person I loved died. I could never even get my life off the ground because of it. I'll probably end up the same way except broke tbh
No.233026
21 y/o virgin here, I think I'm cute
*crickets*
or something
No.233113
>>233005
I'm not that anon, but I'll take some money. I'm a broke ass nigga.
No.233126
>>232978
My body is deteriorating because of how much I'm getting.
No.233149
All I want is a chaste cute boy to cook and clean for me who will let me ravage his boy pussy whenever I want.
Why must it be so difficult to find such a thing?
No.233155
>>233126
Oh my.
Can I ask how you end up meeting someone like that? Cuteboys around are so hard to find…And even then, how do you get to them if they're far away?
No.233194
>>233149
I'm right here, dude. Let's be friends!
No.233219
>>232990
Even with time off, then what? It's always at the weirdest times where I'll be needed at a moment's notice.
>>233005
No, I'm too proud (read: stupid) to accept anyone's help. You have no idea how fortunate you are, please don't do that to yourself.
No.233252
>>233149
Well depends. Where do you live?
No.233255
No.233288
>>232821
You are very kind and optimistic Dutch anon, thank you.
>>232990
But seeing each other a few times a year only, would be torture and immigration is pretty much impossible unless your rich or fake refugee now days :c
What would this sort of relationship evolve into?!?
>>233005
Why do you want to kill yourself?
No.233291
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>People who think if their SO won't find out it won't hurt them
>People who don't even think and just do
>Always find out.
>People who do it because someone did it to them and they think its just how the world works.
>Feel like a hypocrite and regret banging married sluts.
>Don't believe anyone can actually commit to a monogamous relationship anymore because I probably can't either.
>Found a total qt and took his virginity and want these beliefs to go away but my wishful thinking won't beat experience.
>There are people who will lie to your face until their last breath just because they think they can get away with it and that makes it okay
>They can be almost indistinguishable from normal people
Defeatism is suffering.
No.233331
>>232274
We're talking about a board full of young males who like other young males, you don't expect some sexual promiscuity?
That being said, some of the people on this board piss me off with their weird "That's my master's cock!" and "It's not straight porn because "sissy" bullshit.
No.233353
I don't want a relationship but would like a friendship with traps so I could exchange advice on clothes/makeup, talk about our hobbies or maybe have help with becoming a reverse trap. Nobullyplease
No.233370
>>233291
>>They can be almost indistinguishable from normal people
Nah. They're not.
You can spot them.
Just watch out for red flags.
No.233419
>>233417
Spoiler your gross lewd female pics, pls.
No.233580
>>233558
Admin has stated a couple times that anything with tits/vagina shouldn't be posted, though I think it's fine if they're in spoilers.
No.233658
>>233634
>admin
>devil
Admin is a cute angel, keep your heresy to yourself!
No.233659
>>233634
fuck off retard
stop posting pics of girls, you arent gay so just leave
No.233660
No.233662
>>233634
This is a gay board, naturally only guys should be posted here. You can post actual females in plenty of other places, go find some if it bothers you so much.
No.233682
>>233676
>actually comparing a single board on the internet to real life
No.233683
>>233676
>normal people
>browsing a board made exclusively for gay people
No.233685
>>233417
>>233558
>>233634
>>233676
Would you at least have the decency to spoiler your grill posting
No.233718
>>232476
You're should read Crime and Punishment.
I mean this seriously. You're Raskolnikov IRL. And you desperately need a Sonya. Not to make you convert to Christianity but to throw a bucket of cold water on your hilariously childish, edgy and solipsistic ideas.
No.233746
>>233676
Good riddance you fucking troglodyte.
No.233750
>>233718
Thanks Croatiabro. I'll add it to my list. I'm always looking for more substance to add to my knowledge and self.
People who say you can't improve perfection simply haven't tasted it, and subsequently found it lacking. There are no peaks in life, just plateaus to surpass.
No.233796
>>233658
>tfw when you lost all of your pics of admins cute butt
No.233797
No.233802
>>233796
are you hinting a admin butt thread?
No.233803
>>233796
are you hinting a Admin butt thread?
No.234189
No.234190
>>234189
>failed lenny face
No.237846
>>232476
are you jaden smith?
No.237858
It really does break my heart that monogamy seems so rare nowadays. I just want another person by my side who loves me like I love them. Even just the idea of an open relationship or cheating disgusts me to the core tbh.
No.237970
>>237858
so much this.
gf left me for a guy she was cheating on me with a couple months ago and it broke me. What's gone wrong in our culture that cheating is the norm and monogamy is boring? maybe cuteboys are more dependent and therefore more loyal… but maybe I'm in for a rude awakening
No.238028
>>232476
>that I am the apex of Creation.
Post pics. Prove it.
No.238047
>>232476
This is level 1 philosophy.
It is on the same level as the following questions and statements:
>How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
>What if we are all in a dream?
>Maybe I am jesus
You see, they saound stupid. So do you.
But don't worry
You will fairly soon grow up and realise how immature you sound
No.238051
>>232476
>I am the apex of Creation.
Nah fam, that's me.
No.238071
My sane /cuteboy/ is three thousand miles away
;_;
The girls like him a lot, too…I can't really tell him to not take a chance with any of them
No.238093
>>232476
holy fuck you need to get a job
No.238169
From the toys thread it would appear most of you are disgusting furfaggots.
No.238204
>>238169
Obviously the toy thread isn't a very good representation of the board as a whole. I haven't even looked at it myself.
No.241027
>>232274
>tfw no qt sub bf to have as a housewifeboy and shelter from the mean, cruel world
>tfw not coming home to his home cooking after a long day at work
>tfw not fucking his sweet boypussy hard, only to cuddle after in glorious monogamous bliss
being a heteronormative fag is suffering
No.241290
No.241300
>>241027
This is all I want (as a sub)
No.241305
>>232274
these pics make me want to die fam