/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

you sound cute enough to me anon, do you like aussie accents perchance? ^^

The easiest way to pseudo-cuteness is to post anime pictures or use an anime avatar on steam.

Other than that just b yourself, slight clinginess can be cute but don't get too banal.

>>232692

normal guy on the streets

moaning cuteboy in the sheets

tldr: let him put his dick inside you, you will understand then

>>232692

Just be yourself. Don't studder type, use faces sparingly and don't dumb down your language.

>>232721

noe, wat yu haf tu du is tyep liek this~ :3

Follow that exact format with every single sentence, OP.

>>232723

this

then if you meet IRL and you keep talking like a retard he'll hatefuck you with the force of a thousand suns just so you shut the fuck up

>>232692

>protective steam bf

If you REALLY want a protective Steam bf then I guess I could do it.

>>232737

chill canada, get a bottle of water for that thirst.

>>232692

Just say thank you when he does something nice and genuinely appreciate him. Then when you TRY to act cute for him he'll find it cute until eventually you mesh into what you want.

And when he's obviously horny just play along, all he wants to do is feed you cum anyway.

>>232710

>not having a runescape bf and marrying him all the while never telling him your actually a guy

Just buy your own Steam games or pirate you cheap whore

>>232692

>but I'm bad at acting cute on the internet

you're fake if you have to act cute and aren't just naturally cute

>>232692

What is cute can vary quite a lot depending on who you ask. But the first half of >>232776 is quite accurate. Also beware of trying to be too cute. It can get annoying soon or seem too forced, and that's bad. You should worry more about finding a bf before and then act accordingly. Which games do you want to play anyways?

>>232692

from what ive learned its basically using no punctuation and sprinkling in memes

>>233515

yeah thats not cute at all..

>>233517

All you're missing is acting really beta with another anon who types exactly the same and then posting your Steam profile, fully equipped with anime plastered all over it.

How do you even find a Steam boyfriend? I don't really think I wanna just throw my line in the Steam thread pond and add every fish that bites.

>>232725

And hatesex is the absolute best so that's a win/win

>>232692

I'll be your steam bf and you can practice with me

>>233756

I've been looking for an answer to this question for over a year now

Hi i'm a sub looking for a steam bf or just friends :>

http://steamcommunity.com/id/BlindBlindBlindBlindBlind/