No.233095
So /cb/, what's your new year's resolution(s)?
No.233102
Well this more about me moving to my parents but I'm going to start lifting and eating a lot at the turn of the year. Time to get a non-flabby stomach and chest muscles!
>tfw no New Year's bf
No.233108
No.233130
>>233095
Forgot to add one of my new year's resolutions in there, but i wanna try harder finding a cutiebootie to snuggle with =3
>>233102
I feel ya anon, there there.
No.233131
Find true love/best friend
No.233151
I'm going to try to eat healthier, start doing some cardio and find a bf.
I've already started on the first one, but the second and third one are kinda hard to keep. ;_;
No.233152
>>233151
Hey man don't feel down. If you can keep at it for at least four days in a row then you'll begin to enjoy it since you'll get used to your pace.
No.233163
Actually do my uni work
Plus exercise, I guess
No.233167
Gain weight.
It's gonna be a hard year fellas
No.233180
Get shitfaced like every year. Then hopefully go study in Finland.
No.233198
Giving it my all at my new job despite it not being my dream job. It's a means to an end, and it it is doing something that has a positive effect on peoples' lives.
Hitting the gym for aerobics at least twice a week.
Finish getting settled and used to the new town I moved to, then swallowing my fear and making an OKC profile, hitting the dating circuit in earnest.
No.233199
>>233095
Shedding about 20kg
No.233211
>>233095
Quite a few for once. Find myself a job (laughable trying to find that on Spain being socially awkard, I know) so I can start saving cash, stop being lazy on programming, so I can move forward on learning it (I would settle on getting started once again) finish my English studies successfully, and losing the 20-30 kilos I have yet to lose. Quite a lot, but I do hope to get most of it done. This year is going to be hard…
No.233212
Hoping to take my first cock but I am too afraid to meet or talk to someone in person :(
No.233213
NY resolutions have never worked for me, so I don't do them. I have however started dieting and exercising for a more trap-like body. (ie more soy, lots of jogging and squats and the like)
No.233214
>>233095
You mean new years squats?
ill be doing more squats
No.233217
GIVE ME A BF ALREADY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.233218
>>233212
what state? It shouldn't be that hard to at least hook up with some one from this board. Considering the thirst.
No.233223
>>233218
well atm Florida but I am also scared of creepy old dudes, diseases, blackmailed, etc.
No.233226
>>233223
Don't be afraid anon. Just be friends with them first, and when you're comfortable with them and share their interests in dick, then present the idea. That's how I got my first, well ok I didn't get dick I gave dick but still.
No.233229
i wanna git gud
getting dicked would also be nice
No.233230
>>233226
nice idea, I just suck at making friends online and in real life, I keep my sexuality pretty personal. I am interested in both sexes but never tell that to anyone.
No.233240
>>233230
It's ok man. As shit as most of are I'm sure, we'll be your friends.
No.233241
I won't keep any of them. 2016 will be as bleak and awful as 2015.
No.233246
No.233249
>>233211
…but you live in Spain, it'll be a pretty awesome sun-stroked and beach laden, tough year
No.233251
No.233269
I'm going to try to be happy this year
I've failed for the past 5, but this one will be different, right?
No.233272
>>233269
for you maybe, since you're only on year 5
No.233275
My resolutions are to become better at debate and to restore my foreskin.
>>233223
holy shit what is this
No.233276
No.233350
>>233229
>>233217
>>233212
Good luck boys ;~;
And good luck to everyone else too! :3
No.233399
>>233249
>…but you live in Spain, it'll be a pretty awesome sun-stroked and beach laden, tough year
Unfortunately I don't live anywhere near a beach or anything that resembles it, plus tan color looks horrible on me :( On the bright side I am far more into vidya than into going out, so at least while missing it it is not as bad as it would be if I enjoyed more going out :3
No.233413
>>233095
find a bf and maybe completely stop eating meat.
No.233414
>>233413
I don't think your bf will like you not eating meat ;)
No.233438
>>233413
Hope you find a bf anon :3
No.233444
to become cute enough to start posting nudes
No.233481
start crossdressing tbh
the bad thing is that I have no idea on how to start
No.233485
>>233481
1 be cute
2 be /fa/
3 wear girl clothes while being cute
No.233495
>get into better shape
>get a better job
>move out on my own
>find a /cuteboy/ to violently fuck and then cuddle with
The last one probably won't happen :\
No.233500
>>233495
>find a /cuteboy/ to violently fuck and then cuddle with
pls
No.233507
>Lose weight
>Keep wide hips and thick ass
>Start taking big butt toys
No.233561
>>233485
I don't even know how to get the clothes
No.233562
>>233561
They're called stores i beleive •3•
That and the internet exists.
No.233569
I'm a decent brown cuteboy, but I'll give up this farce. It is time to make gains and workout. I'll follow riptoes' guidance.
No.233574
Im going to become a grater hacker and rescue humanity from enslavement.
You can thank me later :-)
No.233577
>>233095
>soccer player, with phallus shaped treat in mouth
pretty damn gay
and cute
No.233649
>do better in school
>join school clubs
>get a gym buddy
>get a new job
>buy some better clothes
Also merry christmas
No.233656
>>233649
Oh my god Christmas butt
Also,
>get new job
>swim myself to death to gain muscle weight
>get a computer that can run good CAD programs
>grow hair out into an adorable pixie cut
>buy land to develop
2016 will be an amazing year~
No.233840
No.233851
Lewd Related:
Get in shape/trap modeish
Give my virginity to my long distance boytoy
Have an anal orgasm
Buy a horsecock dildo
Get a fitting maid outfit
Non-Lewd Related:
Learn C#
Improve my drawing to comic levels
Program at least a small mobile game
Begin plans on a larger game, maybe make the engine
No.233873
I need to develop a fashion sense
and get laid
No.233880
At this point I just wanna die, but if I had to have unrealistic resolutions.
It would be to just be happy and be in love with a cuteboy.
No.233884
>>233880
unless you have some sort of terrible medical issue then you can get in a position to within a year, whether its moving away from a shit hole town, getting in shape, or teaching yourself to be more social and hitting gay bars or something.
No.233892
>>233884
That all takes money, lots and lots of money.
No.233895
>>233873
Lurking /fa/ for a year will help you, it did for me :)
No.233933
>>233892
Moving can but less than you would think. Improving your image or being more social not really, you actually technically save money if you cut calories or stop smoking ir whatnot
No.233990
>>233399
just make sure the things you want to do dont run on "spanish time"
I seem to run on Spanish time, im practically from Ibiza
No.234010
>>233095
Look for a bf and try not to discuss techie shit with people. Nobody understands me when I rant on about firmware analysis. I'm lucky I've got a good body and pretty-ish face or I'm fucked.
No.234015
>>234010
that's pretty cute, honestly
No.234077
Fap less this has nothing to do with my chastity fetish, I swear
Go back to exercising regularly
Go to some parties or at least hang out with me people
Go clubbing
Work up the courage to wear some clothes I make in public
No.234089
Get someone to love/be loved
Not suicide
Actually do something with my life
Try to shake off the anxiety
Actually make people like me not my fake personalities
No.234103
>>233990
>dont run on "spanish time"
"spanish time"? as in being late? Sorry but I don't seem to be catching you
No.234122
Just a few more days cute anons c: Reading all these lovely resolutions makes me hope you can all make them come true next year :3
No.234198
>>233229
Based Mullins will help us all git gud someday
No.234216
Stop coming to this board and stop going to degenerate websites.
No.234559
>>233223
hah faggot, I live in Florida and it sucks here. You're gonna find a ton of gay, old faggots.
No.234636
>>234559
cross your fingers and hope you dont get aids and go to Miami
No.235115
>>234216
good luck with THAT.
No.235127
Wear this for a New Years party y/n?
No.235131
>>235127
Unless you have a super feminine face no. Real life is not an anime
No.235132
>>235131
It's a costume party though and this is the first thing that came to mind.
No.235245
>>235127
Are you out of the closet?
Are you cute?
>Do you want to get fucked?
y/n?
If y to all of the above wear it.
No.235321
>>235132
>>235127
You better wear a wig with that, anon..
No.235326
Through continued support, investment and strategic planning, become the eternalarchive (backup)
No.235629
Non-lewd:
Lift heavier weights, do more cardio
Eat moar
Try to get into my career (Wildland Firefighting) ASAP and get as far away from my family as possible
Improve writing/start learning how to draw
Stop being a depressed loser
Lewd:
Find /cuteboy/
Fuck /cuteboy/
???
Get bf