/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

>>234248

i'm glad that I don't live in Mexico

>>234250

Im glad i dont live in your country too fam

>>234254

It's shit, but I don't need a Visa to move to the USA.

>tfw no master who flogs you

>tfw no master who brands his name into you

>tfw no master to call you his

>>234307

But short, curt replies give the impression that you don't care. Just chat about anything you actually give a shit about, when a vastakkainen osapuoli eventually takes part in that, then you know there's some real chem going on instead of feikki leikki.

Oletko söpö?

>Dont really share any interests with anyone in my area

>The only people I get to know real well and have a mutual interest in fucking are always too far away to get to practically

>>234313

It's all for naught because it'll eventually turn into not talking at all. I'd rather not talk about something if I don't know about it beneath surface level. And I don't know about a lot of things. I used to write walls of texts but after meeting people who do that as well I realized how pressurising and offputting it can be.

>Oletko söpö?

Ehkä, oletko itse?

>>234324

I throw walls of text on my friends on occasion, if they don't like it, fuck 'em, they're not very good friends then. Don't change who you are to please other people, they'll never get to know who you truly are (warts and all) and that is no basis for a real friendship. Never had much complaints, most luettu muttei vastattu result from meaningless one sentence messages or funny links.

I'm cute, I hear, but not feminine at all, what with the beard and all.

>>234346

>Don't change who you are to please other people

I think being asocial is who I truly am and the walls of text were a result of trying to make myself seem more interesting. I just wish it would be easy to explain that even if I don't write useless bullshit I still appreciate if they talk to me and read it all, even if I respond late. When you've talked about the basic banal shit a few times with new people it gets hard to keep it up with new friends.

Maybe it would be better to get the urge of making new contacts online out of my head.

/outpour over

>spend all of puberty on /d/

>my plastic brain is melded into mostly being attracted to girliness+dick

>this leads my dumb young ass to internet-date people who are insane and have trust issues far too major to really date healthily, which since I actually care fucks me up emotionally

>ironically gives me trust issues

>I realize I've put myself in the same league as creepy autists despite wanting something emotional and lasting

>realize that unless I can relate to someone anyway and there's mutual respect, being with someone will feel empty and be empty

>that seems absurdly hard to find even for the well-adjusted

>>234389

>>spend all of puberty on /d/

>>my plastic brain is melded into mostly being attracted to girliness+dick

I know that feel bro. Just add BDSM into the formula

>>234391

>>234392

lol I did that too, last "relationship" and the only one I managed to feel a lot for (which led me to those conclusions) was fucked partly because it got pretty kinky, mostly because my sense of trust is such that knowing someone is willing to endure pain for me is super fulfilling emotionally

>>234302

>cute boys

>on /cuteboys/

>implying you're cute

>implying you deserve being with someone cute

>implying you're not a despicable asshole

>implying you don't deserve dying alone

>tfw in to bondage

>tfw want to sub

>tfw probably couldn't take it in the ass

>14y.o. pretend to be a playboy cause had a gf

>cheat her whit another girl, fail erection

>me and my gf broke in 4 months, no sex

>trust issues, till 18 had just 2-3 random sex with girl, dick erect cant have sex

>maybe im gay? try masturbation, put a finger in my ass insta-cum ( dont like it )

>start watching shemale porn ( love it )

>ask in internet to make date with people, too afraid to go

>3-4 months ago sex with another girl, fail

>cry in the corner

>>234267

neither does he, sadly

>No family

>No friends

>No car

>Stuck in a shit area

>Can't find job

>No one on cuteboys seems to like me

I'm so lonely, I hate always feeling like this.

>>234465

>>234465

>I'm extremely good looking

I hope that picture isn't you then

>I hate how every cuteboy is a weaboo

You could try looking on leddit?

>I lose all interest in people after I have sex

so just do AIDS random hookups m8

>This is disgusting, I don't wish to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind being dead.

I don't know about "being dad" but I wouldn't mind you leaving

>>234472

*dead

sorry

>>234465

You seem like an annoying whiny faggot tbh.

>>234448

I'm sorry to hear that hun. It will get better one day you just have to keep pushing. I promise it will.

I'm sad. I feel like no one wants to be my boyfriend for the right reasons. Is it my fault? I seem to make friends just fine but getting into relationships is difficult. I fall for people easily and it tends to be a turn off I guess. Anyone feel this way too?

>>234480

I fall for people all the time and it honestly sucks. Because I get attached and they leave after using me.

>>234479

I don't see that ever happening, its so hard to imagine something nice ever happening. Especially when it never does.

>>234484

That's because your down on yourself. I know this well because I do it all the time and still do. You feel stuck but the only way to get out of that is to push and find something that helps. Try looking for a job as best as you can then slowly make your way up in life that honestly seems to be whats holding you back most. It took me forever to find mine.

>>234488

I've been at it for 5 years, this town is becoming a ghost town with abandoned buildings almost everything closing down, what was already hard is now basically impossible.

>>234490

Then I guess you might have to leave then but thats hard since you have no money because of no job. It's just a vicious circle. If you have a chance id take it. Or you could stay there and do what ?

>>234491

No car and no money makes it impossible to leave. Believe me if I had a chance I would be as far away as humanly possible.

>>234492

Then I don't know what to tell you hun. You have to find a way or something. Maybe school or something like that.

>>234494

And that just comes back to money.

>>234483

That's awful but I'm glad I'm not alone on this feeling. All I've got are a bunch of crushes who will never like me like I like them

>>234496

Well scholarships or a loan. I know there are certain schools and apprenticeships kinda thing you can do here but I don't know what it's like there in america. I just don't think you should give up because I know you can do it.

>>234498

I just hate when I read things wrong..They say all these nice things and you think its one thing but it's something else. You just feel dumb and unwanted. It will get better one day hopefully for you.

>>234500

I don't even have the money or the transportation to get my GED, Im technically homeless and can't even get food stamps, there is certainly no way Im gonna get any help

>>234503

I know it will. I have hope but it's still hard going through this depression. The kind you feel in your gut. X~X

>>234509

The worst is the heart break feeling. I can't describe it but its just ughh..

>>234504

I don't have mine either. Basically dropped out and did nothing for 2 years due to depression. It was either get a job or get kicked out. Now I work and give all my money to my parents. I wish you could find something, you deserve it.

>>234388

>tfw love brown guys

>>234499

iktf he is really cute ;_;

>>234510

Is it possible to meet anyone decent on here?

>>234519

From what I've seen no. But I guess you could try.

>>234520

How long have you been on here?

>>234511

Im sorry to hear that, you sound like such a sweetheart too.

>>234519

I wish, boy do I really wish.

>>234521

Couple months ? I don't go on her a lot. My friend told me about this place cuz he knows I'm into traps and sissies and stuff haha.

>>234519

Its like finding hay in a needle stack

>>234522

Nah I'm a spaz but thank you. You seem nice as well.

>>234524

Oh I see. Yeah I've known about this place for like a month so I'm new

>>23452

Damn I'm sad now

>>234300

>tfw no sub to flog

>tfw no sub to make mine in mind, body and spirit

too bad your in the uk

>>234536

Sound clingy but not everyone likes that. I don't mind it cuz im clingy myself haha but I think it just means you love to much. Not always a bad thing.

>>234538

I suppose. It doesn't seem fair to block someone for that though. Or because they're afraid of getting hurt cause of it.

And yet I always miss those people too. I don't even hate them for it. It even happened last month.

>Tfw no trap or trans partner

>tfw no submissive qt who will try their best to make me smile.

I guess I'm only sad about that second one really. I want somebody who wants to make me happy and does all they can so I can return the feelings.

>>234538

>>234540

It depends what the clingy is like imo.

I can enjoy it with the right people, but if the conversation isn't there it feels weird.

I'm also much more open to clingy over text things than calling.

>>234542

It's rarely been called outright negative, usually diplomatic shit like it's too much or it's not me but them. It still stings though.

And the fact that they didn't dare tell me I was being too suffocating or clingy; that I failed them and couldn't make amends hurts the most.

>>234544

I know how that goes. This was my ex lol.

If she told me she needed more alone time or something I coulda given it to her no prob. she just didnt wanna communicate.

>>234499

My birthdays have been the same for the past few years. Not that I mind, quiet days are nice too.

>>234540

It's not but its probably because they don't want something more and dont want the clingyness. I miss a lot of people even the ones that hurt me because they made me feel happy for even just a moment. Bad thing to do though.

>>234542

Yeah it's only a good thing if both parties like it I guess. Some people just like their space though. I just get overprotective of people because I get scared ill lose them

>>234556

Imo thats cute. But I'm bias at the moment

>>234556

that is cute actually, but yeah

I actually WANT a clingy qt, but you've seriously got to actually be able to relate to them and fucking talk to them, because otherwise? It's even more painful than just talking to a normal random stranger

>>234576

Wanna be my foreign cutie?

Well, hope I didnt misunderstood the thread subject and can share my story, also sorry if there is bad writing…

Will try to be consice, I am mostly reclusive, I used to be a sociopathy because I mostly hated everyone for not understanding me… but has time passed I realized I was one of the wrong causes of my self behavior, so I learned started to analise myself to check what I was doing wrong towards society, I found the mistakes and fixed most of them, I used to live in a small city, where most of ppl tend to be ignorant and self-centered, I couldn't evolve at job, didnt suceed at college, was always locked in my bedroom in front of my pc to care about real world and couldn't find anyone to share feelings.

So I moved to the big city by my own, with the little money I had left, because my mother couldnt give me the right directions, started being independent and self-contained. It was a hard start, but I found a job, started public college and am doing very well now, studying by my own even though family thought I was dull I am now proving my true values, mostly for myself, always wanting to improve, now I sense I am ready to get a bf and move forward even though being a very reclusive person.

Hope not to be a whiner.

>>234576

Yo, I know that feel, it seems only through the internet ppl understand you, I can give all my support

>>234580

I-I am not that cute (If you mean a feminine guy), actually I have more masculine features. Even though I am pretty young. 18.

>>234583

Thanks, fellow countryman . :3

Is there a /cuteboys/ sadness skype group?

I think there should be

>>234581

good on you for improving your life, anon

were all gonna make it

>>234573

wanna talk about it? :3

>>234581

I wish you luck with your getting of the bf.

>>234596

maybe someone should make one, I'd be down for that if it wasn't for the fact that I used my real name as my skype username.

>>234694

A surprising amount of qts want a "daddy" though

>>234700

A) not the person who's 40+

B) go to bed

>>234620

Make a second skype

>tfw no aussie bf

I support the ideia for a sad cuteboy skype.

>tfw no diaper cuteboy bf

>tfw no aussie bf

I wish the loneliness would stop being this actual physical pain. I get nauseated and sick if I can't distract myself from it.

But I can't work up the courage to kill myself, so I guess I'll take the long slow road and drink myself to death.

>>234771

Then try to make friends?

>>234771

Wanna come play Crossbeats Rev with me, anon?

Fuck man I wish I could win the lottery.

Every day I daydream of being rich.

My life is such a tale of woe and being dealt bad hands

Not that I've done much with the cards I've been dealt.

Everything seems so cliche and stupid at this point in my life. Even this post seems like a repost of a repost.

On top of that, I suffer from PTSD flashbacks, which I can only describe as vivid nightmares while I'm awake. The only thing that quiets them is constant use of opiates(which is currently a prescribed excessive dose of methadone) and video games/anime. If I'm even alone with my thoughts for one minute I feel this overwhelming pain in my chest. Like wanting to die without the will to do so.

>>234839

Do you go by the alias of "Hitler" by any chance?

>>234817

Is it a pc game?

I have to constantly be focusing on something else or else I focus on how empty my life actually is. Holy fuck, it's soooo tiring. I just want a rest from it.

Guys I posted a pic on Facebook of me doing a sarcastic duck face and this 9/10 qt commented on it; however, I'm known as a homo hating alt-righter so I said to him "not gay bro" and deleted him. Why am I such an idiot? :((((

>>234850

Then we should play games. Take our minds off of shit lives.

>>234861

Self-hate is a powerful thing

>>234861

I know what you feeling. I'm alt-right either and most people don't about my "another side".

Only my natsoc friend.

He is ok with it.

>>234861

>I'm known as a homo hating alt-righter

So think about sending him a friend request with an apology saying you're sorry for the knee-jerk reaction, but he made uncomfortable; if you're known for being a homophobe but can get away with adding him in the first place, surely you can re-add him under the pretense of "no hard feelings?" without everyone thinking you are totally gay for him?

Key part of that was "think about it": don't fucking jump in with a message like "I'm sorry qt3.14 I just want to buttfuck you and love you" then come back and hate me for it. Be one of the tactful people from here, spend some time on it and don't scare him off or be obvious about your crush for him.

>>234840

Is that a joke? No I'm not hitler.

Does anyone else feel like they're on a wavelength of AAAAAAAAAAAGH I want a bfffffffff followed by being totally content with being alone?

I'm in that lonely bit of said wavelength just waiting to move up to the content bit again but for the time being this fucking sucks.

>>234884

I really want a boyfriend and I could tolerate being alone because I have been for a long time but its not preferable

>>234861

Alt-right here too.

Anyhow, that's why you have an edgy Facebook account and a normalfag Facebook account. I've had one ever since Mike Enoch suggested it on the Daily Shoah, and it works brilliant.

>>234885

I'm closeted and fairly straight acting so I can kind of get away with it I guess.

>>234895

Same m8

>>234909

Cool, wanna bang?

>>234910

If only

>>234913

We can hold out for teleportation Anon.

>tfw 19 and living alone in apartment paid for by super rich family

I just want someone to live with, to keep me company, highschool made it look so easy to have friends but they have all moved on now and I'm just so alone.

>>234919

I would love some company in my place.

>>234885

I'll be your bf anon :3c

>>234919

I'll live with you anon! We can be best buddies!

>>234924

That would be nice but I'm not really anything special

>>234928

see, this is the thing

you're trying to convince yourself that you aren't worth a bf, so that when one presents himself to you, you can say 'nah, he wouldn't want me; i'm not cute, i'm barely even worth his time'

this is an excuse, so that you can avoid the oft-difficult intricacies of maintaining a relationship with another person

you're more than worth anyone's time, anon. You're beautiful. Don't listen to yourself.

>>234921

>>234926

why does everyone have to be across the sea

>>234930

You're right and well-spoken too

>>234933

damn straight

now give me your kik or an email or something and lets get some real human contact going

>>234935

Skype is sogdia2026

>tfw cuteboys dont like fat guys

Does anyone else look at pictures of traps and cry a little knowing that they can never look like that?

>>234841

Arcade game. Where are you?

>>234862

What games we talking about here?

>>234966

what a tease.

>>235080

anon, i'd suck your dick

>>235086

admin pls be my bf

>>235092

>I'm a skelly, whiny, self-loathing loser who can't pass for cute or get a decent job or flat

>offers of blowjobs

You're a sweetheart, but I know lies when I see them. Thanks for trying though.

>>235086

uh… show us a little more :3

>>235096

>>I'm a skelly, whiny, self-loathing loser who can't pass for cute or get a decent job or flat

Sounds like me

>>235080

it takes a long time to see results from lifting and should be seen more as a life change then just as a thing where your waiting on muscles to show up

kill yourself ina field if you dont want to leave a mess, or like shoot yourself in a lake, then someone just has to throw away your corpse and there is no real mess

>>234648

Seems more like you dodged a bullet, fam.

>>234952

I'm sure there's some cuteboys out there that like people with bear aesthetic

>tfw no runescape sugar daddy to shower me in geepees and cyber with

>>235142

I'll give you my dclaws if you skype me? :L

haven't logged in in 4 yrs, don't know vlaue, sorry

>>235145

I'd rather have a d pic(k) ~_^

>get cute boy with similar interests on skype

>talk a bit

>they lose interest or we exchange lewds

>they eventually stop responding

rinse and repeat

>>235170

Eventually they will keep talking, even when you get drunk and belligerent and ruin everything several times.

That's when you know they are a keeper.

So keep trying Anon!

>>235172

>>235173

It's just starting to seem like a waste of time

and it feels pathetic to say or ask something and not get a response

>>235158

kik kat?

what's your kik is what I'm asking

>>234248

What did aussies do to you? also

>tfw no crossdressing cuteboy in the city to cuddle with… sucks to be just an average guy who likes traps.

I need to improve myself, I don't have a job and still live at home. I want a bf but don't deserve one.

I don't really like the way my mom is ok with it tho. She's content to let me do nothing. And I've wasted a lot of time already.

>>235190

I know all these feels

>>235193

you're probably not as bad as me. but I knew someone here could relate.

>>235196

:)

>>235173

want to chat anon? would like to know you, got a skype?

>>235086

admin please go on a date with me

>>235214

I know that feel, when you are struggling against drepesion, get tough anon you can do it.

>>235086

no, we're not gonna make it brah

>>235279

Not with that attitude.

>Tfw 20

>Tfw resigned to a life of wizardry

>>235174

>It's just starting to seem like a waste of time

depends on you m8, if you want to spend the rest of your life alone then yeah it is a waste of time

if you want to look at it from a nihilistic viewpoint, everything is a waste of time

all about perception, little cutie. If you want someone, then you need to keep trying to get someone.

>and it feels pathetic to say or ask something and not get a response

well what if you get a response from someone?

Idk what the fuck to do, my be loves me a lot for like a day then after that wants nothing to do with me for a few days, it's been happening for a few weeks, I feel like I put way more effort in the relationship than he does or he ever will. He makes me so happy and I love him with all my heart but I just want him to be happy and idk if he'll ever be really happy with me ;_;

>>235327

Bf**

>>235327

Dude. Like. Talk to him about it.

>>235297

>9am

>wake up

>sell everything you can't carry

>give all cash away

>hit the road

>2pm

>hungry

>probably shouldn't have gave all your money away

>6pm

>exhausted from walking and lack of food

>suck a diseased dick behind a burger joint for a small amount of cash

>eat nasty fast food because it's the only thing cheap enough

>thrown out at closing or when you fall asleep

>sleep under cardboard in an alley or in a doorway under newspapers in the freezing cold

Life isn't like the movies, kid. You know those homeless people you see who always look cold/hungry/drunk? That's how you'll end up. If you're doing that sort of shit you're meant to save up a good few thousand and then just make it into a gap year; assuming you even have a home to go back to when you give up, you'll be back where you are now but broke.

>>234931

What if there's someone in your very own, 11mio. strong nation?

>>235353

he didnt say give all cash away did he

wow i have crohn's

>>235420

its pretty much asymptomatic but it's still there

>>235421

much rather have that shit than ulcerative colitis omfg

>>196402

>tfw born with a perfect sissy figure

>5'11 and have weighed between 125-140 my entire life

>heard of "bigger boned" well I'm smaller boned and have tiny hands/feet, skinny arms and legs and cute figure, tight little butt, It's like a biological sissy sentence

>have been into dressing as a girl since I was 10 years old, the minute I realized how good I looked in them I couldn't stop

>Have pale white soft skin and beautiful black hair

>Would steal sisters clothes, panties, and bras stuff them and dress up like a girl

>pulled it off extremely well and it aroused me so much being a girl I have to this day never enjoyed anything better sexually, even though I'm an in denial bisexual

>Would dress as a girl when parents and sister were out and would walk around the house fully dressed parading around in booty shorts and tight feminine tank tops with a stuffed bra and long pig tails since I had grown out my hair

>when I'd watch myself in the mirrors It was so arousing and felt so good, it made me feel like a naughty girly sissy and I loved it

>I would lay on my bed beside a mirror and use a foot massager to tickle my sissy clitty while watching my slutty girly self enjoy pleasure beyond my comprehension

>I'd imagine a cuteboy with a pretty cock dominating me and loving me while my tight ass swallowed his cock as he caressed my feminine body

>would moan and groan watching myself in the mirror until I came all over myself like the little slut I loved being

>I did this on a regular basis from the time I was 12 until 19

>Had to move out on my own at 19, became successful career wise but long story short i had to throw out all the feminine clothes I had, bras, panties, vibrators etc because I couldn't bear the thought of it all being found by my family while moving, decided I just wanted to move on and be normal, get a gf and forget about all of this

>but for the past 3 years I've been dying to do it again and buy dildos and start training myself to suck cock and turn into the little sissy slut I love being, paint my nails shave my legs wear makeup do my hair etc. Sexually I love being a sissy, I crave it beyond anything

>tfw too chicken shit to go out and buy any of this stuff, too fearful of the repercussions of family/friends/coworkers/anyone finding out about my secrets, I don't want to fall into this but at the same time I'm dying to

>tfw family has no idea any of this has ever happened and not a clue I'm into this

>I'd fucking kill myself if they ever found out

God damn I get so jealous of you faggots every time I come here, I'm so torn between wanting a qt girlfriend and being one. I'm so fucked up, I have dreams about this on a regular basis and I wish I didn't.

>>235284

I don't think so, you've got 10 years to change ..

Holy fucking shit I hate my shoulders

>>235444

HOLY FUCK I KNOW THAT FEELING!

I was crying about my chest and shoulders the other night cause they're the only thing stopping me from being cute.

>>235445

i think i'll do that crying thingy too tonight

>>235477

so just cut the rest of it off

The slut thread just makes me horribly envious of everyone who has a chance with those cuties. But mostly admin. damn you admin and youre amazing body

I'd rather have a friendship then a relationship tbh.

>>235507

I have no friends or bf but I'd love a friend I could just chill with

>>235527

yeah, same here. I want to be happy for others but I just can't. I'm too bitter. I've never really had a proper friend.

>>235537

Where do you live?

>>235539

birmingham

>>235440

You need to chase that dream now while you're still young and cute. Otherwise you'll spend the rest of your life regretting it.

My family bullies me all the time because I can't pronounce my Rs (root -> woot, artist -> autist) and because I am deathly scared of needles (I cannot remember a time that I didn't faint when I got needled)

>>235563

>can't pronounce r

Cute

>scared of needles

There was a girl in my highschool who burst into tears when we had vaccination day. I don't get that phobia. Like its just a mild sting

>>235566

It isn't cute, I've been self conscious about it for my entire life!

But they're just so scary!

>>235567

Like, how? Are you afraid of the pain. Are you scared the tip will break off and stay in your skin or something?

>>235568

It's the mental image of something foreign ripping a hole in my blood vessel, spooky stuff

>>235569

But its good for you!!!! Do you wanna get measles? Do ya?!!

>>235570

I don't, but I also don't like fainting!

>>235571

>fainting

Cute

>>235572

It's not cute, it's a bad habit if you can call it that

>tfw no cuteboys in CT looking for chubby-but-not-quite bear guy

>tfw forever alone

Well, there is ONE guy but he's got a gf and he's like a decade younger than me (and don't get the party van, he's still over 18)

>>235567

Don't look at it. I'm serious, you won't see it coming and the pain will be sudden and slight and it'll be over before you know it.

This…sounded a lot less sexual in my head.

40cm shoulders and 160cm height

time to go kill myself

>>235588

>Tfw no cute boys or boys i.g. in CT (203) looking for a BBC athletic guy

>tfw forever alone

Well there's this one weird 40yo guy that always stares at me at work

But I'm 21…

>>235608

dude, those are like my exact dimensions too

>>235610

let's jump off a bridge together

>>235611

sounds like a plan bae

>>235612

do you think there exists a man who'd fuck someone like us

>>235614

probably one as ugly as us

>>235615

i dont want to cry on new years man

>>235616

then leave this place for the night.

>go to gay bar

>get drunk

>find someone else who is drunk or get them drunk

>fuck

>…

>profit

>>235617

no gay bars

SHOULDERS ←——————- FUCK

im never getting fucked

I can't really watch porn, seeing those happy guys having fun with each other makes me feel like dying.

>>235618

I'd fuck you if you weren't all the way over in finland

>>235621

Your shoulders look fine. Me though, I have a broad chest and big shoulders

>>235622

THATS MY PROBLEM THOUGH

im gonna go have a new year and try not to break down in tears

>>235623

Well be happy you don't have big arms and legs and a muffin top like I do. It could always be worse anon. At least you actually do look somewhat cute. I'm a fucking potato with legs

>>235589

It's the thought that counts!

>>235563

Vocaroo?

I have a lisp which makes my S' sound weird

>tfw you're the dude in all of your groups (even in your own family) that gets teased over everything because "you take it so well"

I don't mind it most of the time since I know they're my friends but sometimes, it makes you feel unappreciated and unwanted

>>235644

Maybe later, I'm currently out with a friend of mine. Sorry.

Do you guys have a preference when it comes to foreskin, or does it not matter to you?

>>2356607

depends on the person. I know a lot of people here love foreskin but I'm sure there's just as many who don't.

>>235663

shit, meant to reply to >>235660

>>235663

That's good to hear

Wouldn't know, since I never really have been with anyone before

>>235665

should be added that a lot (myself included) don't really care either

>>235674

That's good to hear

>>235679

are you

>>235420

>160 cm

>big shoulders

>muffin top

>big disgusting, muscly thighs

>have the fucking body of a muscular bobby hill

>plagued with the mild acne scaring received from picking at my face when I was 13

>have the face of peter dinklage

>can't smile without looking like a creep

>can hold a conversation if it's something i care about but can't start it for shit.

>work out to try and lose muffin top

>lose a bit but my shoulders and legs are even bigger now

I have ONE thing going for me and that's my hair. I'm too short to get a qt bf and I'm too ugly to be a qt bf. Give me a reason why I shouldn't kill myself in 2016

>>235696

oh, and forgot to add

>phimosis dick

>>235679

we could've gone out but one of the "reasons" i mentioned is the fact we are few hundred miles apart.

i pretended to be alright when we talked and went offline after that so i wouldn't bother him with my loneliness tonight, but later he asked how i was doing and to which i did know how to reply anymore so i went dark.

And yes i know i'm an idiot.

>>235700

Literally irrelevant

You guys are a tad bit too vain. Like, an unhealthy amount

>>235621

You look like a man! We like men! You're cute!

>>235699

>we could've gone out but one of the "reasons" i mentioned is the fact we are few hundred miles apart.

I take it back, that's a good excuse.

>but later he asked how i was doing and to which i did know how to reply anymore so i went dark.

Hey, like I said: talk to him tomorrow, ask how his night was and make your excuses about why you disappeared. He still cares enough to see how you are tonight, so don't shut him out; even if it's just as friends he seems to care about you.

>And yes i know i'm an idiot.

Now that you say you're that far apart, it's understandable you didn't want to talk because you can't just drive and see him. Still, don't worry about one night, just don't make a habit of ignoring him and worrying about bringing him down or anything – if he is sending you messages he wants to talk, so don't panic or overthink it.

>>234736

>>234710

>tfw no european bf

>>234931

>wants someone that is interested in living with him

>has a fellow countryman inquiring

>no more updates

o-okay then ;~;

>>235080

give me your steams or a means of contacting you

>>235879

yea do cardio and watch your calories/eat less to lose weight

>>235823

oh hi i wasnt really looking at this thread

Just had a devastating breakup with my girlfriend and right now I could use a cuteboy to cuddle up to and maybe bum

>>235879

this guy -> >>235894 has it right in particular cut carbs down (no soda is the big one)

exercise does little if youre eating too much esp of the wrong things

>>235925

iktfb

I just want someone who's there to talk/write with me whenever I need it, and vice versa, and maybe talk about my weird and/or lameass interests to, but who doesn't want to talk about his weird and/or lameass interests to me unless I want to hear about it, and would maybe play the 2-3 shitty multiplayer games I have on steam, and would not care about the fact I'm not exceptionally feminine, masculine, or attractive whatsoever. And if he decided to show me pics of himself he would have to not be particularly ugly. And would also like us to talk sweet to each other but not too much to the point where it gets too lewd or too gay or too weird, but sometimes somewhat lewd-ish too why not. Also would not mind if sometimes I totally lack mannerism or have childish sense of humour

Is this too much to ask

Probably

Why am I this way

>>235946

>maybe play the 2-3 shitty multiplayer games I have on steam

>not care about the fact I'm not exceptionally feminine, masculine, or attractive whatsoever.

>And if he decided to show me pics of himself he would have to not be particularly ugly

>Also would not mind if sometimes I totally lack mannerism or have childish sense of humour

>I just want someone who's there to talk/write with me whenever I need it, and vice versa

All reasonable things to ask for from a friend, internet friend, or boyfriend. Someone who is fun, not a monster, and won't judge you too much, and can talk often.

>maybe talk about my weird and/or lameass interests to, but who doesn't want to talk about his weird and/or lameass interests to me unless I want to hear about it

This is unreasonable. People have lives, you can't expect to vent and talk at people all the time, but expect them to wait for permission to talk about themselves.

>And would also like us to talk sweet to each other but not too much to the point where it gets too lewd or too gay or too weird, but sometimes somewhat lewd-ish too why not.

This is too unreasonable. Even if you let them know exactly what level of lewd you can deal with and when, it's too specific for someone who isn't psychic.

TL;DR – get a lonely Skype friend or something, but lower your standards.

>>234229

there's no cute boys in the UK that want to talk to me

I feel so lonely, help pls

>>235958

>tfw not a cute boy

>Having tons of issues, including Anxiety, Stressed and Depressed

>Stomach issues and constant bloating for a month, can't even eat or sleep but need to eat to get better

>Wanna try pot because I really think it can help me but can't get a hold of it

>Never been in a relationship or had sex but wanna get out there but super shy

>>235971

>can't get marijuana

>lives in canada

It's not hard fellow canafag

>>235975

Don't really have any connections and I'm an introvert. Any advice?

>>235977

Do you know anyone you could talk to from like highschoo or somethingl. You could probably just ask a friend "I'm looking for a guy, can you help me out?"

>>235979

I know probably one person at least but not sure if he still does that. I'll have to ask him when he gets back in town

>>235981

They really gotta fix that double post.

>>235983

Huh. I made a new sadness thread and the admin stickied it and it seemed to fix most of the issues but I guess there's still hiccups. You could always just delete one of them

>>235985

Yeah true. Hope he can hook me up though been trying for awhile.

>>234389

fuck

I have this whole untouched submissive side thats so neglected. Ive met so many shitty doms, I just want one thatll treat me right and knows how to keep it to the bedroom and stuff. I dont wanna be given a lecture about how shitty I am for not dedicating everything to them. I dont want them to be some fag that has to put on the dominant act all the time otherwise theyd have to deal with their insecurities. I dont want one whos gonna hurt me. I want to be loved. I want to be small and cute. I want to please a man who genuinely loves me but is THE man. I want to be the one who makes him happy and feel good. I dont want it to come at the cost of forgoing my other friends, hobbies, or responsibilities. I dont want to feel horrible every time I miss a message. Maybe Im shit or something but Ill never figure it out because I cant find guys worth opening up my vulnerable self for.

>want to be skinny qt twink material

>job requires that I'm able to lift heavy equipment

sux 2 b me

>>235086

Give me the strength I need to be cute admin

>pretty satisfied with body

>satisfied with kinda feminine dick

>i can be QT! yes!

>except for one thing

>blessed with a nordic, masculine as fuck face

please tell me its just because im super skinny and my face will fill up nice and girly if i start HRT and gain some weight. please!

>>236075

You could start by not posting those images

> it is 2016

> still no cuteboy bf

> no cute clothes

> mfw I start to fap fantasizing about fucking a dude and switching between dom and sub

> mfw I remember my brother saying "faggot" to me as an insult

> mfw he was right after all

> well, need to find cuteboy bf now

>>236154

the same thing is happening to me

is it pathetic if this is the final straw that pushes me to suicide?

>>236186

dude quit your whining, I'll literally NEVER get to experience that

I have ONE LIFE and I'll NEVER get a bf or have sex

NEVER

>>236190

This was a gf, whom I cared for very much. She was the first person I ever loved, and who ever loved me. It was my rising questions regarding sexuality which poisoned the well of love and goodwill that we had.

I shared a quarter of my entire time on this earth with this person. We grew together from a couple dumb kids spending their summers scared of the future, to independent working adults supporting each other. Before any of this, I was okay with being alone. I had never even had a real friend, never mind a lover. I couldn't imagine what it was like. I was okay with being alone. Without that contrast, I don't think I could really understand what genuine loneliness felt like.

Right now I feel so broken and lost, that everything which came before feels like child's play. I feel like a fucking child who just discovered what real pain tastes like, and I'm so mad that it took this long to feel this alive. Like gaining love opened my high school eyes to genuine happiness, losing all of it has opened the door to real pain. I pray you never feel this way.

>>236184

>is it pathetic if this is the final straw that pushes me to suicide?

Maybe, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't thinking the same thing. I'm just glad it's only a widows peak right now and I have long hair to cover it. I just hope it doesn't turn into full blown mpb before I'm 30 (which I have a feeling is going to happen).

>>236053

What you described is a lot of what I look for in someone. Someone with hopes and dreams and stuff, who doesn't give up everything else for a relationship. But it seems like this is a minority here, somehow.

>>236239

You know who's the cutest, most special boy read the first word of that sentence

looking at my jiggling fucking piece of shit stomach makes me want to kill myself

>>236248

What sentence? I don't see a full-stop.

>>236255

mate. run.

>pretty much no friends

>friends that i have never talk to me

>too much of an awkward, anxious failure to even make friends online

>nothing to do or anywhere to go where i live, nothing but suburbs

>no interesting qualities except maybe being able to draw a little

>looks are nothing but mediocre

basically a useless NEET and nothing i do ever gets me anywhere

depression also makes everything take 10x more effort

>tfw receding hairline

>tfw my older brothers have perfect hair

>>236388

>of me does

Fix'd.

I feel like death

Anyone know that feel?

>>236375

soon…

thank the neet gods of japan

>>236508

what!? is there a way!? is there hope!?

>>236532

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsdBRHLagN0

>3 years of development

>>236537

It's not the same

>>236633

to be honest you just seem like an average tumblr special snowflake

>>236663

I wouldn't know, I don't go there. I don't want to pretend I'm a spectacular form of miserable but at the same time I don't pretend to care about people someone outside my life suffering. Let the world blow up and we're both happy I guess.

-but yeah, I'm a little bitch I know.

I'm awful at talking to people I don't know very well

I never reach out to people and I never talk about it

cause I don't want to seem like someone with issues,

which is probably why I don't have many friends,

how do you talk to people /cb/?

>tfw I don't want a bf

Whenever I get involved in something like that I just don't find it very enjoyable. Either I'm more into them than they're into me and it fizzles out because I feel neglected or they're more into me than I'm into them and I sabotage the relationship on purpose to get out of it.

I just want a fuck buddy who's ok with cuddling until we both fall asleep and maybe watching a movie alone together sometimes.

>>234648

> not playing melee

Well that's one reason you're fucked

Why was I born ugly? Why did God curse me so?

I lost the game of life before it ever even began. Doomed to a life of celibacy and torture thanks to my shitty inbred British genes

Attractive people really don't know how good they have it. It is nigh impossible for them to fail at life

>>236924

I befriend people from /v/ and I cling to the more desperate ones, sometimes we do distance relationships.

>>236924

>>236925

I should mention I game a lot, or did.

>>236925

I used to do this too. But recently I've felt so depressed that I can't even hold a conversation with someone so I don't even bother going online on steam anymore.

>>237000

I know this feeling. I've been avoiding everyone recently because I'm so fucking miserable.

>>237074

You should find a real cock. They are warm and the stuff attached to it is nice for cuddling once you are done.

>>237077

What this guy said.

I'm sad because the sadness thread is really slow and this was pretty much the only way I really speak to people

>>237131

iktfb

Why else are you sad?

How do I ask a friend out on a date?

How do I gauge if he's attracted to me?

>>237134

Same as eveyone else I suppose

depressed

no bf

no job

no money

no social life

it sounds so retarded all typed out like that

>>237138

I know these feels too

>tfw bf lives in another country

>>237142

What country?

>>237154

I feel you actually. The only people I really can be certain I feel much for are those I can relate to. And they always abandon me.

>>237143

he lives in argentina

we're both poor college students

> flirt with boy online

>he's adorable and lewd and a sweetheart

>he's also three thousand miles away

> He said something that made my smirk and have my heart jump

I can't fall for a guy so far away. Pls brain stop liking this boy ;_;

>>237236

I know someone like that but they're trans

>>237393

>Nobody is born attractive

Yes they are. Do you think people get symmetrical, attractive facial structure and eye colour etc through "effort and work"? no, they are literally born with it. Average people can appear more attractive through effort and work but they are already born average, not ugly.

>>237393

>>237416

Well not quite, considering standards for attractiveness changes over time. But technically , yes, some people are born attractive

>>237142

i understand that feel

>>237258

I know this feel in a profound way.

>>237142

Should've had this reply with my other post I just made but.

>neither of you want to go beyond flirting and sending pics because of distance

>I will probably never meet this person and one of us will tire of the other or it'll be a mutual thing

>>235546

hey i'm from birmingham too

when will these trams finally work

>>237448

How do you deal with it canadafriend? Do you just eat maple syrup ham until you're happy?

I talk to this boy all the time and could fall asleep hearing him say sweet things. I just want him to not be across an ocean.

>>237498

I don't know if I do. It's kind of compounded by the fact that I think I like him more than he likes me. Like he flirts but I don't think he actually wants me.

I want to start being cute for him since now anytime I send him a pic he doesn't acknowledge it which I guess is better than him saying he's grossed out or blocking me but it still sucks.

I don't like how one sided the pic sharing is since I have plenty of stuff from him but I don't share much due to anxiety about him not liking it. It's vain as fuck but I just want to be wanted.

>>237416

>Do you think people get symmetrical, attractive facial structure and eye colour etc through "effort and work"?

These aren't the only things that make a face attractive, dicknuts. If you're bald, have patchy facial hair, bad skin, lots of scars and wrinkles and weigh 300kg, having an perfect jaw, great nose and deep blue eyes isn't going to get you anywhere. Any remotely attractive person tends to have a couple of characteristics: a decent diet; they exercise; they have hair and clothes that suit them; and know how to be funny or interesting, and confident (etc.). It's mostly proportional to the amount of time, money and effort they sink into looking good, so stop thinking that people born with a nice face wake up pretty, throw on any clothes and stride out the door already looking amazing.

>Average people can appear more attractive through effort and work but they are already born average, not ugly.

Why are you so adamant you were born ugly? Are you missing your lower jaw and nose? Do you only have eye sockets and hooks for hands? Going by all the guys who whine they're hideous on the internet, odds are that you need to fix two or three things you're needlessly insecure about so you get a shred of self-confidence.

>>237548

Why don't you just raid my village and steal me Mr. Scotsman?

>>237581

I want to but I don't have a cute face so you probably wouldn't like me.

>Wi fi starts giving me issues and makes me think my laptop is finally dying

>Start thinking about how killing myself is always an option

It was only out for 10 minutes and I was almost having a panic attack.

>>237584

>worrying about your face

>implying that's the only thing that makes a qt

>not realizing BIG GUYS with less cute faces age into better bears anyway

Since things would inevitably get lewd, I would advise against face anyway cause showing dick and face is how you get blackmailed. Besides, just because I'm here for qts doesn't mean I'm exclusively attracted to them. I'm in it for the nice bodies and online lewd and to find a cuddle buddy before trying to find a "perfect 10/10 twink" tbh. And I might be lean and skelly, but I'm kinda masc anyway and currently fuzzy because winter is tough OOP NORTH.

It's your call, qt. We could even just try to be internet friends at first if you'd prefer.

>>237608

I get really pissed with my shit connection

Once my internet was down for a week and I nearly went fucking insane

>>237620

I couldn't live without internet, it's like a drug for me. Whenever it goes down I get really short tempered and feel like killing anyone who happens to talk to me during that time. Suppose I could have a worse vice but it still makes me feel like a manchild.

>>237618

You're really nice anon, of course I wanna skype with you. I like maculine guys, especially fuzzy ones so don't worry about that. My skype is Ash Rowan, we can start off with just text chat if you like.

>>237668

It's the one with the avatar that's a black background with a white + sign on it. If you can't find it tell me your skype and I'll add you.

I reckon falling asleep and then not waking up sounds nice.

>>237719

Capitalism is so amazing, it prevents suicide.

Truly, capitalism and democracy are the best systems ever created by mankind.

>>234229

I have a very close 15 year old friend, and he's having a lot of sexuality issues. Life is awful to him.

>>237865

>myself

Fix'd.

>>234300

Do you want to be mine?

Where are you from? (I am from Kent)

>>237710

I CARE ABOUT YOU, ANON. If you want to talk, tell me

>>237510

Where in London?

(please be south east, please)

>>237865

How are you planning on doing it? Anything to do with pills is going to end badly btw.

>>237501

He just got really drunk today and twice as gay. He told me how he wanted to cuddle with me and told me really really really lewd things. I'd fucking kill to be over there and date him, assuming he and I hit things off irl. I feel like I'm falling in love with a boy that I shouldn't be because he's so far away and I'll never be with him.

I'm sorry to hear about your situation Canadabro, maybe he likes you but is insecure about his sexuality.

>>237882

East, near Barking.

>>237710

>>237881

I do care too anon, drop a line or two if you want to talk.

>>237945

West Kent

My dog was put to sleep today ;_;

>>238082

Been there anon. It doesn't get better but you learn to deal with it.

I'm sorry man

>>238082

Christ man, I know that feeling. Lost mine of 8 years last month. Just died in his sleep. Dogs are the ultimate bros. Loyal no matter what. Makes it hard to say goodbye but they can't live forever. All you can do is make sure their short time on earth is as fulfilling and happy that you can make it. My condolences anon.

So I hung out with some chads the other night and just got absolutely fucked. I smoked marijuana for the first time and just pounded the rum. Well, I show up home like this and (live with parents btw) say something along the lines of "my life is fucking empty, I'm going to die and it's going to be meaningless" to my parents. My mother was talking about it to me. Maybe I'll finally get some real help with this whole thing instead of me just wallowing in my own self pity.

>>238082

i'm so sorry man. i'm going to fall apart when my pet dies - but as other anons said at least youll always have the time you had together, and in time it will get easier.

same thing happened to my friend/crush today, and i could really tell how torn up nd shitty he felt. what a bad day for dogs :(

>>238092

Thank you anon. It really fucking sucks, especially since I was with her while it happened.

>>238098

Mine was 8 years old as well. She was the sweetest dogs ever.

>>238102

one thing that really sucks is realizing all of the times I could've been playing with her/ walking her yet instead went about doing my own thing. i'm sorry about your friend ;__;

>>237909

I doubt he's insecure about it since he's more out than I am. I think there's other people he talks to that he's a bit more into than me which is okay.

We'll see how it plays out.

>>238099

If you've got problems like that Anon, make an attempt to get professional help since while family n friends will have sympathy for you, they have no real way of addressing your problems usually.

Maybe talk to your mum about setting something up, I hope things get better for you man.

>>238050

We're like 2 hours away from each other by train.

>>238127

What're you crying for?

Dude was 69, he'd already lived a lifetime.

>>237757

Good one.

>>238129

It still sucks when it happens

>>238167

Go for it, as long as you don't have stupid high standards some guy will find you hot.

>>237393

>Nobody is born attractive, and everyone who is gets that way through effort and work

although this is true, working towards an attractive body isn't a free ticket to becoming attractive. some people are simply born with more pleasing facial features and there's no way around that.

>You'll never experience the feeling of being loved

At least I can love people I guess…

>>238167

iktfb

sucks

>>238372

your image rotates 90 degrees to the right when I click it but you're pretty darn cute anyway/10