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 No.234675

Can you pay an escort to eat dinner with you and then watch a movie and cuddle, but not say anything?

Could you hire someone who you find to be aesthetically pleasing to keep you company without sex?

If you could would you?

 No.234676

No what the fuck lol


 No.234683

Yes you can, its called the boyfriend/girlfriend experience, usually doesnt involve sex.


 No.234739

But why would you want to cuddle with a gross prostitute?


 No.234755

Man after man?

That book is like a fever dream.


 No.234784

Meh, I really don't see the point of paying for anything less than inserting my dick into someone. And even that, I'm not sure I'd do.


 No.234800

You probably could. Just contact the escort and ask. Worst case scenario, they say no and call you weird.


 No.234819

>>234675

I'd be an escort for that kinda person, it seems like easy money.


 No.234848

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>>234675

You're so autistic you've come full circle on relationship awkwardness. Rather than make a friend or go on a date, you're actually willing to pay an overpriced whore to spend an even more awkward evening with you and pretend to like you? Suggestion:

>Save up a few hundred bucks anyway

>Don't waste it on a an escort like an idiot

>Use it to get a hobby or buy a treadmill

>Exercise or get interesting

>Meet people on the map thread or other sites with same interests or wanting to hang out/hook-up

>Hang out with people who want to be there

>Actually have fun rather than pay to sit in weird, awkward silence

>Do it again because real people like you now and people who like you stay when your wallet is empty


 No.235168

>>234848

>Save up a few hundred bucks

>Use it to get a hobby

>Meet people with the same hobby

>None of them have other similar interests

>The hobby forces you to spend time with these people you have no connection to

>Quit the hobby because your dislike for the people outweighs the enjoyment of the hobby itself

>Still no people who like you, and an empty wallet to show for it

After repeating this a few times, an escort starts to look like a much better investment.


 No.235183

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>>235168

>Meet people with the same hobby

>None of them have other similar interests

>Realize that you don't have to spend time with these people because hobbies can be pursued alone

>Remember hobbies are widespread and try again with other people or even join groups on the internet for it

>Keep doing the hobby regardless because the entire point is you invest time in something you enjoy

Stop being such a Cynical Cindy. Even if you meet up with everyone with that hobby within miles and miles, you can still resort to the internet or use it as a point when dating normies – as long as it isn't autistic shit like trainspotting or stamp collecting, most people like the idea of a partner who will fuck off occasionally so they can have their space.

Also can't help but notice you said nothing of the treadmill. Like most mentally fucked people, I can confirm exercising until you're exhausted helps a whole bunch when you've got gripes or lots of emotions to deal with, plus it makes you look less awful which helps you meet new people.

TL;DR – I stand by what I said. Get fucking interesting and/or attractive and people will tend to like you more. Wasting a few hundred bucks over months and trying is better than blowing it on one weird night that ends in awkward sex.




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