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File: 1451429053809.jpg (92.75 KB, 900x506, 450:253, angela_gossow_by_sifo_dyaz….jpg)

 No.235181

Does anyone even want something like this.

>Be switch

>Be >5ft 7 cock less than 5.5 inches.

What kind of guy wants a top like that?

>Be non-femme personality

>Have non-femme looks and behaves alpha, generally masculine behaviour

>Masculine build and face structure

Who wants a bottom like this?

What even? Why even live.

Pic totally unrelated.

 No.235189

Most homos prefer masculine bottoms, silly


 No.235194

File: 1451431916824.mp4 (2.95 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1450838144845.mp4)

>>235181

I'm 6'3 and 230 pounds, but I'm not an assertive person. I'd just like to cook, cuddle, and maybe make things for some guy.

I don't want to hate fuck people.


 No.235199

>6ft 1 (mostly legs)

>6+ in cock

> just under 140 lbs ( skeleton)

>/cuteboy/

I want to be a cute bottom but I look like an amazon, not really a bad thing. But God forbid I wear heels 0_0. That is if I can find some that fit.

> size 10-11 in men's shoes depending on brand


 No.235200

>>235194

>big guy

>likes to cook and cuddle

>tfw no bf like this

I agree with the hate fuck part, but I don't think there's anything wrong with getting a little rough in the bedroom.


 No.235203

>>235199

>>235200

>>235194

You people are literally what I want and I'm sure that there are others like me. Don't lost hope anons.


 No.235210

File: 1451436099493.png (264.06 KB, 412x412, 1:1, 1451060070968.png)

>6ft, 10.7st

>switch with 6.8in cock

>so hairy I'd have to shave my entire lower half daily

>not hairy enough on my upper half to be bear/otter

>manly face, roman nose and deep voice

>lean body with a big butt and sensitive nips

>too fem to be somebody's masc dom

>too masc to be somebody's fem sub

I'm neither here-nor-there either, OP. Some of us just don't fit into types, which sucks because a great deal of fags live and breathe them even these days.


 No.235226

>>235181

>behaves alpha

What does that entail?


 No.235232

>>235210

I woukd be interested in you anon ;0


 No.235235

>>235199

>6"1

>under 140lb

You sure you got that right? I mean if this were true, you'd be just as skeltal (if not more) than this girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bez4lCxhJTU

I'm 5'10 and 146lb, yet you can usually slightly see my ribs.


 No.235241

>>235235

Nah weight doesnt always work like that, im 6'3 and weigh about 141 pounds, and my body looks great.


 No.235243

File: 1451445748672-0.jpg (1.27 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20150627_194411.jpg)

File: 1451445748672-1.jpg (1.12 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20150627_194400.jpg)

>>235235

Just went to the scale, saying just about 145 , could be the holidays.

The spooky skeleton is probably not even 100 lbs ( but I fucking love her hair)

You can see my ribs fairly easily. All my mass is I'm my legs and butt.

(Only thing padded in the pics is the boobs)


 No.235246

>>235243

Well now I'm jealous.


 No.235254

>6'3

>mostly legs

>fairly masculine build

>185 pounds, dieting and jogging a lot to lose weight

>Hardcore bottom

>desires nothing other than being a passable trap

Should I just kill myself, /cb/?


 No.235255

>>235243

your ass is fucking great :3


 No.235262

Cock-size is unimportant to me. I'll never find a human guy with a cock as big as some as the toys I use on myself, so it's not a matter of being "stretched" or "filled", it's having the cock of my lover inside of me. It's all emotional and psychological. Also, I want nothing feminine; I'm not like that either. If I wanted to fuck a girl, I'd fuck a girl. I'd also be straight, and I'm not.

Eh, since everyone else is doing it:

>5'9" and generally proportioned like a 14-year old

>145 pounds and average-looking

>5.4" dick (but just as big around)

>Zero girly or camp attributes

Nobody knows I'm gay and I don't have any outside hobbies, so it pretty much makes my sex-life nonexistent.


 No.235264

>>235181

If you take care of yourself and you're otherwise attractive.. People like me might be interested.

Also

>Arch Enemy

Good Taste, anon.


 No.235267

>Be me

>6'2"

>155 pounds

>average-looks

>6" dick

>love cooking

>love cuddling

>complete sub bottom

>like short guys

>>235194

Are you just a larger version of me?

>>235254

Do you also have a similar-sized torso to 5' people, but long-ass legs?

>>235199

>>235194

Again, literally me.

is /cuteboys/ full of 6' tall bottoms who whish they could be femme?


 No.235269

>>235226

Probs not the best wording maybe. Masculine, dom etc. Kinda said alpha because those traits are those that are present in guys who'd be considered alpha.

>>235264

Actually lost a lot of weight. Uhm, you guys don't run kg so 275 pounds to about 150. I have a stocky build remaining and wide shoulders/thick arms so that's where a lot of my current weight is. Side note, it always makes me happy when someone from /cb/ likes decent music.


 No.235270

>top

>5'8/5'9 manlet

>110lbs ruler of all skeltals (i exercise tho)

>ayy lmao body (long arms & long legs)

>kinda hairless & kinda babyfaced

>weird ass deep voice

>act pretty "ghetto" i guess

>closetfag

i'll prolly die alone tbqh fam, never had a relationship in my life and i seem to only fall for straight guys

also i dont think im exactly ok in my head so im really jumpy emotionally and shit like that, but even though im pretty aggresive i can be lovey dovey and stuff i swear, see for example right now im really excited like one of those fangirls because i found out a new season of one of my yaoi animus came out, shameful i know

oh and i'm not white so that's usually a turnoff for a lot of people


 No.235272

>>235267

I'm not a bottom, I'm just a top that likes baking and general affection.

I don't want to be in a relationship with someone just for the sex, I'd like someone I could talk too, cook with, and live with on my farm.

Nice, slow, passionate sex with eye contact and handholding it just a side benefit.


 No.235380

File: 1451493061333.gif (740.17 KB, 260x146, 130:73, I AM THE PUSSY MASTER.gif)

It's interesting to see that on this board the majority of anons say their ideal cute guy is a tiny, feminine cross-dressing boy while in real life most gay people (outwardly) want boyish-masculine fit guys, and femininity is mostly a negative trait. When anons on this board get so worked up about not being fem or "cute" enough, they don't realize none of that actually matters too much in real life. Yes you may not fit the extremely high standards set in this board but you're still desirable for who you are in the real world, all you have to do is just get lucky. If you are having body issues I highly suggest you get off this board for a while. inb4 tumblrina shit.

Also I'll do this as well

>5'4"

>125 lbs

>half asian

>20 but still look 16

>masculine personality and interests, though I'm told when I'm comfortable I naturally have a tinge of gay voice inflection

>like taller /fit/ guys

>sometimes I want to be a cock hungry, boytoy sub

>sometimes I want to be an aggressive alpha-acting top


 No.235387

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>>235272

>I'd like someone I could talk too, cook with, and live with on my farm.

>Nice, slow, passionate sex with eye contact and handholding

It should be a crime that somebody like you is single.


 No.235457

>>235199

>same stats

Did I post thins when drunk…


 No.235481

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>>235387

I think it's because I'm a bit of a homebody and I'm boring as hell. Not a lot of guys want to spend an evening reading and making a pie. I don't go clubbing and drinking which also makes finding someone a small challenge. tfw no one to take shooting after reading a few chapters of speculative SCIFI and eating a slice of pie


 No.235483

I think I'd be a bottom but I would try topping, but I have a small dick. I'm a virgin tho so I don't know for sure which I'd prefer.


 No.235499

>>235481

>I'm a bit of a homebody and I'm boring as hell

>implying reading, baking, shooting and eating are not exciting or interesting

The people who are boring and uninteresting are the ones who go clubbing and partying.


 No.235500

>>235481

>spend an evening reading and making a pie

This sounds like a nice way to spend the evening to me. Clubbing and the like sounds horrible, I'd rather stay at home. I'm sure many others feel the same.


 No.235584

>>235499

>>235500

I'm a man apart I'm afraid, at least in my neck of the woods. I don't quite fit in with my peers and I never have really. I sometimes think that I'm a bit autistic, but honestly I just don't have much to say most of the time, nor have group activities ever been a big draw for me. Even sex isn't important as masturbation does the same thing but is far quicker and easier.

Having someone that understands me and is comfortable living a humble, down to earth lifestyle is pretty much the only reason I ever dated. I'd like to think that I'm not petty or too picky but I've never found anyone that I was comfortable with enough to openly talk about myself. Most of them have been quite nice people but I've always refused to fully let my guard down around them. I'm sad to say that in the past I've tried to mask my insecurities in bravado.

Overall I'm just a quiet sort looking for someone who is equally quiet and boring. Someone I can gradually come to trust through their actions. I'm also quite tired at the moment so take this as you will.


 No.235635

>>235584

There are plenty of people, myself included, that would love to live a quiet and humble life. It sounds like you need to be in a relationship for a while before you're comfortable coming out of your shell. There's nothing wrong with that, lots of guys are the same. Patient guys are out there, and they will understand this and give you time. Still, you can't forget to put in your part of the effort to make your relationship work in the meantime. You seem like a nice enough guy, try giving yourself a bit more credit.




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