The sadness thread seems especially clogged even though it's post-Christmas, so lets get some needlessly-aggressive positivity and effort going for New Years. If you're reading this, there's rules:
>Write what you hate or are sick of. Need to get a job? Need to lose some weight? Need a bf? Now's the time to vent.
>Write what the fuck you're going to do about it. Things rarely fall out of the sky, so do something about it other than moan and wallow in self-pity. Unless you're a limbless, deafblind chimp there's always stuff you can do about your flaws, so non of that defeatist shit about always being ugly or whatever.
>Post it then delete your cookies. Don't be a fucking pussy, make it so you can't backpeddle and delete your post and pretend you didn't agree to anything. Namefag if you have a bad habit of quitting.
>Get drunk, cry yourself to sleep, masturbate five times in an hour, eat a whole cake, whatever. Let it all out tonight, it's New Years Eve and you should be self-indulging somehow (or, at the very least, not on the depressing threads other than to cheer up sad anons).
>Spend tomorrow recovering (read: detox or go for a walk or drink only water and tea, don't fucking relapse already). Start changing shit on the 2nd when places aren't closed for holidays.
>If you're reading this after December 31st, hop on the bandwagon. It's not my fault you have some kind of social life.
>If you see this thread in the /cb/ catalogue, open it and find your post. Make sure you're still fucking doing it. Don't be one of those guys who fucking quits or does half the job and makes excuses, this thread probably won't die for a while anyway because it's a slow board. Keep us in the loop about what you're doing and how it's going, seeing others succeed can rally the defeated troops back into action.
I'll start:
>Start hitting the gym five times a week, get a personal trainer or at least start doing real weights like squats when February has weeded out nature's quitters, learn how to cook to some capacity and eat healthier, don't sad post more than once a week.
>After I delete my cookies I'll be lurking and playing MGS like a loser because I have no IRL friends.
>Tomorrow I'm jogging like a motherfucker because cardio day is still on when the gym is closed.
Anyone else?