No.236037
Admin! can you go through my post history and send me the nudes i posted here from ages ago. It's important!
No.236041
No.236062
Always thought it was hilarious how admin can do that
makes me lmao everytime
He is a benevolent over lord though
so that's nice
No.236064
about as benevolent as stalin
No.236069
>>236064
>he could wade through your history, dredge up some cringe/sadness/lewd, then post it along with your IP and any facepics you posted.
>doesn't
For someone as paranoid as me, that will do for benevolent.
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No.236095
No.236099
>>236069
That's exactly what they said about stalin.
No.236105
>>236099
>implying admin has work gulags
>implying admin has people killed
>implying admin's camps would do anything other than tone your butt and get you plump
>implying admin will die in bed
Anon pls. The only point connecting admin and Stalin is that they're both qt.
No.236107
>>236105
Admin needs to run his own country
One where ALL /cuteboys/ can reside :3
No.236133
>>236062
He knows all our lewd thoughts. He can see your history and how many times you've cried on the sad thread. Our red headed lord and master with a really cute kissable tummy
No.236138
>>236105
You just wait and see.
No.236144
>>236105
except that wasn't Stalin
No.236146
>>236107
>implying Admin is Big Boss and /cb/ is his Outer Heaven
Not for any nation. Not for any ideology. Not for justice. Not for honor. Not for power. Not for the future. Not for love. Not for peace. Only for FAGGOTRY AND CUTENESS.
>>236138
Nobody is making you come here you know. If things are that bad just leave.
No.236163
>>236146
Im only here to warn as many people as I can before it's too late. Either kiss ass as much as you can and become a cuteboy comissar or enjoy your life as a serf or worse, in siberia.
No.236171
Heterosexuality will not be tolerated under the new regime.
Furthermore, everyone will be issued mandatory skimpy uniforms.
No.236174
No.236179
>>236171
Cuteboyism: a sort of nationalism, but for cuteboys!
No.236189
Is admin on the map? I wish to insert my penis
No.236206
>>236171
I'm okay with this.
Gas the womyn, gender war now.
No.236223
>>236171
Boundless determination to perform immortal revolutionary feats at the behest of the admin!
No.236224
>>236179
>>236206
YAS!
But what shall the anthem and flag of Cuteboyisa?
No.236226
m-maid outfits maybe? Please, Admin-Sempai.
No.236230
No.236243
>>236171
NO! YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME IMMODEST! I REFUSE TO BE LEWD!!
No.236246
>>236226
Maid outfits will be mandatory for all masculine men.
They will be optional for everyone else.
No.236247
>>236246
Admin, you torture me by just thinking of this said paradise
No.236250
>>236246
c-c-can I be forced a-anyway. it would turn me on
No.236251
>>236250
Those who will not work for the glorious new regime will be relegated to the position of Public Service Agent. You will be entrusted with servicing a specified amount of dicks per day.
If you cannot fulfill your quota then you will have to service more dicks.
No.236272
>>236251
…I'm into it. Where do boys with cute bodies, but maybe not so fem faces go? It seems like every time someone sees my face they leave even though they liked my bod. :c
No.236282
>>236171
>like girls
>suddenly criminal
F-fuck. I don't wanna be gulaged.
No.236284
>>236282
Your thoughts are criminal. You will be sent to a Re-Education facility for your own good if you continue to think things that are damaging to the new regime.
No.236286
>>236284
I'm embarrassed to admit how much that turns me on
No.236288
>>236286
I can see that you truly wish to be an upstanding citizen under the new regime. Re-Education will not be necessary.
However just in case you will be subjected to a 24 hour educational seminar. Information on said seminar can be found in the attached pamphlet.
No.236299
>>236286
Same, this is pretty hot to be honest.
No.236314
>>236313
If I held your hand would you die?
No.236319
Where do you guys find all this gay hentai?
No.236323
>>236319
you're on what could be considered the gayest place on the internet, it mostly gets tossed around here
No.236341
>>236144
what are you talking about? the dude in the pic is Stalin when he was in his 20s
No.236364
>>236272
Probably like it is here: we masc types get to sit in the corner and get ignored, save for occasionally backpatting and motivating the self conscious qts. It pays off though because we don't age as horribly or tragically and get to evolve into awesome daddies/otters/bears and then the qts come to us for cuddles and lewd.
At least that's what I keep telling myself.