>be some else
>watching discovery channel with best friend who was such a qt
>dark haired
>deathly white skin
>a personality so cheerful you would feel like the weight of the world was taken of your shoulders just by seeing him smile
>kinda sneak a peak at his thingy
>he moves and I quickly pull his pants back up
>no homo
>I start focusing on the documentary again lol
>it's about arson
>they show a simple arson device made from a cigarette, some matches, a rubber band and a sheet of paper
>boner gets even harder
>I make a bunch of these and experiment, eventually replacing the paper with wax paper and cotton soaked in gasoline
(basically a fire starter for you /out/ anons)
>place the thing at this sand nigger owned grocery store just before it closes
>watch in the near by park for the result
>35 minutes later the overcrowded shop is burning like hell
>the building residents on top the shot try to escape
>some died many more wounded
>not bad for my first try
>many years later and I can say with some pride I perfected my trade
>I no longer start fires
>I create works of art
>a concerto where the screams are the main piece and the contorting, falling building is the accompanying orchestra!